>Hey kid, d'ya happen to be from this household? Oh pardon me I seem to have forgotten to introduce myself. But y'know the caution you've been showing is rather appropriate for talking to a stranger. Y'should treasure it. My name is Kaiki. "Kai" as in a mounda clamshells. "Ki" as in a dead tree.
>>154605290
don't do this
>>154605290
10/10 casting.
>>154605290
Christopher would add more pauses.
>"Kai"... As in, a mounda clamshells.
>the entire Monogatari series narrated by Christopher Walker.
>>154605659
Now you're thinking
>>154605659
Yay
Onii-....chan
Peace, uh, PEAce
>>154605659
you're onto something good here
anyone wanna try some lines?
>>154605290
>So this...is Sengoku Nadeko. Childish....Cute........and disgusting.
>>154605290
Didn't hear it.
>>154605609
>>154605740
>>154606467
But I heard it here. It's all in the ellipses.
>>154605659
Can he sing the OPs too?
Oh right....
Senjougahara...
I uh.....got a great story to tell you.
It's about that...man...who tried to uh...RAPE....you way back. He....uh... was hit by a CAR.... and DIED...
You should eat meat...while you're uh...young
As long as people have...meat...they can be happy y'know?
>>154605290
amazing
something funny on /a/
it'll be deleted in about 10 minutes
The uh....fake....is worth more...y'know? In its uh....deliberate...uh...attempt to be real, it’s...more real than the real thing....y'know?
>>154605290
>This whole thread.
The uh... lesson here is not to expect... anything dramatic from uh... life