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*dook*
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*toink*
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>this plays

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
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When they cut away to it, is that a sex reference?
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It keeps tigers away.
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>>154597202
I wanna get me one of these
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>>154597335
*doink*
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*di-duk*
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Is this another epic shit thread you're going to make every day?
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>>154597372
actually meant for deer/boar it's in the name
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Are these suppose to simulate frog croaks?
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>>154597562

I'm actually a different person than the last guy.
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>>154597302
pictured: traditional japanese man contemplates the shame he has brought onto his family after watching Boku no Pico
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YOOOOOOOOO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuJfNBmF5C0
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>>154597607
bullshit, everyone knows that's an anti tiger devise
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*clunk*
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what the fuck are these stupid things anyways and how do they even work?
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dud was going on in the tread
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>>154600267
you put them in the yard to scare tigers away
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>>154600211
No. It's meant to startle Herbivores (Deer,Boars and the like) and stop them from grazing the plants.
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*tik*
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>>154600333
fuck off, then yow do you explain the boars and deer in the island but the absolute lack of tigers?
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*fart* ...oops, I mean *bonk*
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I saw so many of these things in Takayama. They all had pumps though, how do they work traditionally?
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*tuk*
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>>154600444
>THERE ACTUALLY ARE NO TIGERS IN JAPAN

W-wat? HOW?
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*biribiribiriririririririri*
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>>154600267
flowing water gradually fills the bamboo tube which is mounted on an off-center pivot. When the water level reaches a certain point, the tube tips over and dumps out the water and goes *DONK*
It then tips back into position to be filled again.
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I would love one of these for my backyard if they didn't immediately give away how much of a faggot I really am. and if I had a backyard
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>>154600868
I think having a koi pond and a thing that goes donk would be perfectly acceptable and not raise any eyebrows unless you are surrounded by poor people.
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*toonk*
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>>154600868
>caring about other people's opinions

I mean why
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>>154601020
There's a 'burb neighborhood somewhere where all the backyards have donkers, each of them donking at a different rate, all night, every night. Police are puzzled by the concentrated suicide rate.
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>>154600759
I always imagined that noise is just saved as "cicada.mp3" on someone's computer and added as needed.
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>>154600703
out skilled
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*tak*
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>>154601308
I was just talking about this the other day to a friend. Say I straight up stole Kyoani's cicada.mp3 sfx and used it in my for profit project. Who the fuck would know?
I suspect that there is only actually one cicada.mp3 and it's passed around like the wilhelm scream.
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>>154600703

Because Japan is filled with watertippers. They don't dare getting close.
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>>154601828
It all makes sense now.
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If they don't like deer, why don't they use the white man's method of keeping a pet in the backyard?
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I'm honestly curious, what is the purpose of these things?
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*slish*
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>>154602067
You put noodles on the top and use chopsticks to take them out all hot and steamy down the pipe
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>>154602167
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>>154602067
Japanese Scarecrow.
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This is the superior garden ornament
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrxaS0iCv8
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*ponk*
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>>154602859
this is a make believe manga and both people in this fight have some unrealistic anatomy. But its worth noting why the dodge is the "Perfect" counter to the swordman's "part the river" swing. Normally an unarmed person would either have to back up, move to the left, or right. The slash is meant to, no matter what, force his opponent out of his center of balance by vertical bifurcation. But the defendant, does an impossible dodge that allows him to keep his center of balance AND not move. If the dodger was using a weapon, the swordsman would be in a terminal position right now.
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>>154600759
WEEEEEEEEE-A-WEE-A-WEE-A-WEE-A-WEEEEEEEEE
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>>154600759
EEP. EEP. EEP. EEP.

EEEHEEEEHEEEEHP.
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* wiwiwwiwwwwiwiwww *
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE-_kNWJXNw
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>>154603681
No, It's WEEEHEEWEEHEEEHEEE
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>>154597441
*criiiiii~ criiiiii*
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>>154597441
>>154604085
Someone explain how water travels up and out of that.
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>>154603094
Sounds exactly like a leaky urinal directly above a floor drain with no grate on it.
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>>154604174
Same way water travels up any fountain: pressure.
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>>154600868
Everyone already knows you're a faggot.
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*ba-doink*
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>>154597202
*donk*
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>>154600759
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehmKsPWYttY
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>>154600267
鹿威し shishi-odoshi

The kanji mean "deer intimidator", because deer are pussies, so something like this would work. You can't intimidate a tiger except with a bigger tiger.
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>>154605511
Would a funhouse mirror work? Is that why tigers never go in funhouses?
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Can you guys explain rock garden next. Is it just another form of modern "arts".
Was japan too advanced ?
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>>154602047
You ever see a shishiodoshi run away, need food or get fleas?
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>>154605568
Something something zen horseshit
They're supposed to be islands
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>>154603094
What Fishmans song is that?
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>>154605568
If you tend to your rock garden, eventually, it'll grow more rocks. Count them to be sure.
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>>154603681
Nostalgic as fuck
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>>154600524
>>154600267
They're weighted so that when empty the capped end is heavier, but as water pours in and fills them up the open end becomes heavier. So they tip over and empty out the water, which causes them to return back to the initial position and start filling again.
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>>154605568
they look kinda ice
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>>154605712
Dumbass, you can't grow more rocks unless you plant more rock seeds. The rocks just get bigger.
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>>154605511
>You can't intimidate a tiger except with a bigger tiger

Then why don't they domesticate the biggest tigers?
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>>154606186
Because the big tigers are all dead and there are less than 4,000 regular tigers left in the wild.
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>>154597649
Came here to hopefully see this.

Thank you anon.
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*bow wow*
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>>154606566
>not *wan wan*
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>>154597202
Mfw I found out how much these costs..
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>>154607428
It's just a bunch of sticks. Build one yourself
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>>154607428
3 minutes of your own time to make one out of bamboo? the hardest part is having hydroponics in your backyard already
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>>154597202
Someday, when I'm rich and not a faggot, I'll have one of this. Someday.
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>>154605568
Extreme autism and love of work, so they replace a nice green garden with stones that need to be raked a lot and god forbid a bird lands in it.
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>>154598129
>pictured: traditional japanese man contemplates the shame he has brought onto his family after watching Boku no Pico
and not being able to fap and cum to it.

Berry shaimufuru, disuonahooru sudoku!
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*caw caw*
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*donk*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
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*bunk*
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>>154601305
>every once in a while all the donks synchronize and the resulting DONK sets off someone's car alarm
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>>154606283
They really should have been scared of more things.
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>>154602067
to keep the tigers away from the deer eating your garden
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>>154597202
>>154605277
Wait what.

I thought these things were put at the mouth of a small stream, as a fancy way of diverting the water. You mean people waste their energy pumping water up out of the ground just for this?
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>>154610327
*caw caw*
*flutter*
*tree rustling*
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>>154597202
*nookem*
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*yaa gomen gomen*
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>>154597202
This is the most stupid thing ever, what's the point? It does absolutely nothing of value at all!
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>>154615393
The stream was diverted for it, the tipper itself was not a integral part of the device to divert the water.

As others mentioned, its originally just for keeping pests out of the garden. Now its a decoration for gardens.
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I'm confused /a/, what sound does this thing make?
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>>154610327
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>>154616446
you forgot your picture there
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>>154605568
IT FUCKING LOOKS NICE

NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO HAVE A FUNCTION FOR FUCK SAKE
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>>154618580
No it doesn't
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>>154611440
holy fuck I laughed
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>>154605568
Relax, like garden terapy
it's the old men healing anime
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>>154597302
Cut from 'Cadenza - Steel Samurai'
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*kon*
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>>154597826
No, they produce a loud noise that frightens deer
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*The one hawk/eagle cry that's in all the Naruto/other animes*
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>>154597202

*Dùn dun dun dun.... dun dun dùn dun*
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>>154601533
Which would be weird, seeing as there are various breeds of cicada with varying degrees of SCGREEEEEEEEE
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*shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
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>>154621620
My college played this every hour and it felt like I was in an snime
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>>154610327
I think you mean
>aAAAAaa
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>>154599560
Shoo Shoo
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>>154618580
They also show off the wealth of the household that can afford to constantly run water through it.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?
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>>154625673
*THOONK*....pwaaah
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF5Rzp0h3zY

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>154624134
kana kana
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>>154605568
you can draw autistic patterns in it with a rake
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>>154600759
https://youtu.be/rHLWsc38ynM
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>>154600267
you'd have to be retarded if you couldn't figure it out on your own
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>>154605568
Wabi-sabi, anon.
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>>154602047
>If they don't like deer, why don't they use the white man's method
Because they can't get guns.
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>>154603510
>WEEEEEEEEE-A-WEE-A-WEE-A-WEE-A-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>154626846
CUT THAT OUT!
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>>154597302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuJfNBmF5C0
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>>154621620
*kiiiiiin kooooooon*
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>*dook*
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>>154615393
Owning enough land to have both a deer problem and a stream on your property meant you were a wealthy man. Nowadays, being able to afford to waste the water and electricity to keep one running 24/7 in an urban area is an equal show of affluence.
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>>154600868
Same here. If I ever have the money I'm going full weeb and building not only a garden, but a Japanese-style porch and at least one tatami room on the side of the house that faces it.

Say what you will, but I've been to places like that in Japan and they're absolutely top comfy.
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>>154605511
You can intimidate tigers. You have to stare them in the eye, make yourself look big and scream/shout at the top of your lungs.

Tigers attack from behind however because they're stealth predators. That's why people living in places with tigers nearby wear masks on the back of their heads: it makes eye contact with the tiger and stops it, or at least that's the idea.
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*drum rolls*
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>>154597202
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>>154631373
Tiger trainers wear fake eyes on the back of their head for the same reason.
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>there are anons left who remember the Tiger donk threads

There's hope.
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>>154607428
>buying landscaping features
That's an even bigger waste of money than paying for streams.
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