Can Aqua ever do a right without balancing it out with a wrong?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Can Megumin ever not make me precum?
>>154562818
Stupid sexy Megumeme
>>154562732
That would imply that doing a right would put things out of balance. Aqua has done so much wrong that she'll never be able to get things back into balance.
>>154564627
She tries her best. Sort of.
>>154562732
Yes. When Repair Chief Aqua legitimately did only good.
That's the only example of Aqua not fucking things up that I can think of though.
I want to marry, impregnate Megumin, and raise a large family together.
>>154565360
well megumin mental damage aside, everything goes well in that mission... including the demon massacre
>>154565467
Thanks for raising my kids for me. Meanwhile, I've impregnated the entire Demon clan.
>>154565504
>demon massacre
That was so savage, i really feel bad for them
>>154564071
Can Aqua be actually be killed? Won't that make her return to heaven just like she wanted? Also, doesChris a literal Eris dwelling in the isekai and not just a projection like how Vanir does? (i remember Vanir mentioning that his real existence is in hell and he just projects a body to the living realm)
>>154565583
>Demons literally kneeling and begging to Megumin to not cast her explosion to them
>>154565732Chris is a vessel, I think Eris does actually descend from heaven during the Eris festival though.
Reminder
>>154566706
>>154566706
But she wants that
>>154566706
I agree. Aqua and Megumin get along so well, why can't their fans do the same?
>>154566706
I want to deprive Darkness of pain and punishment
>>154566162
This is hot.
>>154566162
Hot
>>154566869
>>154565467
Fuck, her clothes in this episode was so cute.
>>154566706
>enjoys punishment
>enjoys being deprived of punishment
How do you win?
>>154566993
By having loving sex with her.
She hates that.
>>154567030
So she loves it.
>>154566964
If i remember correctly it was first portrayed in Vol9?
What is Megumin saying?
>>154567131
"aqua has your wallet"
>>154567131
Ravioli ravioli give me the dickanoili
>>154567131
>>154567147
Fuck you.
I laughed so hard I scared my dog.
>>154567094
Yeah, in vol 4 I don't think they ever showed her with those clothes. Counts as a cool bonus I guess.
NotSaber puts me into a hard situation
>>154565467
Funny, I don't remember that scene. Time to re-watch both seasons I guess.
>>154567274
I'm currently doing it. I didn't notice the G Gundam reference the first time I watched S1.
Really makes me think.
>>154567274
I think that's from one of the ED animations.
Will there be a season 3 annnouncement tomorrow?
>>154567274
>>154567308
It's in episode 2 and the ED. It's shorter than what they show in the ED so it's natural that some people will miss it.
>>154567328
Nope. Season 3 has already been confirmed that it's not happening.
>>154567336
>>154567308
Nice, thanks. I think I'll re-watch anyways for shits and giggles.
>>154567350
And how is it confirmed anon?
>>154567376
>he doesn't know
They just laughed at Rie for 20 minutes while she cried in her Megumin outfit.
>>154566085Didn't Chris say that she disappears when she has to deal with death? Does this mean that her goddess form is always up there and she has a human avatar, or does it mean she physically takes over a human body?
Also, she points out when she is Chris, someone takes over ahead Job as Eris. So she cant physically meet herself, or be in two places at once.
>>154566993
Is not being derived of punishment a form of punishment?
>>154567425
For the twisted mind of darkness it is.
She would be the worst wife and the best wife because she would be so easy to please, or so damn hard, depending on her mood.
>>154567395
>They just laughed at Rie for 20 minutes while she cried in her Megumin outfit.
DELTE THS
Oh hey, I just realise that they have posted the BD covers.
The first one we already seen before, Yunyun is the poster girl!
>>154567531
Chomusuke in the second.
>>154567544
And finally Vanir.
Buy the BDs.
>>154567185
Nah man, it's a sign that they don't intend to animate Vol. 9.
>mfw they ruined continuity by making Chomusuke liking bath.
>>154562732
Spoiler for later volumeHer flooding the city cost a lot more than was said, nearly bankrupting darkness' dad and almost having to sell her into marrying the duke.Though it was all weird demon magic in the end.
>>154567586
Fine by me, honestly I don't want this to be another Monogatari in which each season the quality just kept going down. I still want vol 5 to be adapted though, after that who cares.
I want a real 3d Yun-Yun, and have a happy family. Am i asking to much to this miserable life?
>>154567685
At least Vol6, the only time where Assistant kun shined and be a badass.
>>154567531
>>154567544
>>154567555
Noice
>depressed Vanir
dealing with Wiz is taking it's toll.
>>154567685
Eh, I'm still hopeful 11 will be good. While 9 & 10 is subpar, Explosion 4 is back to form.
They should've make Explosion 1 - 4 and main series 9 & 10 as one two-cour season.
>>154567531
She's soo good with her cape, damn you Deen, this is as bad as Darkness's boob armour.
>>154562732
Aqua a shit, Eris is best megami.
I would gladly jihad for her.
>>154562818
>Show full of big breasts
>I love big breasts
>Two of the cutest girls (Megumin and Chris) are flat chested
This madness shouldn't exist.
>>154567750
Maybe for that moment only. Vol 6 overall is pretty boring because there are only a little Aqua, Megumin and Darkness (who was being no fun allowed the entire volume). Also knowing Iris is some kind of perfect-warrior-dragon-killer-loli in later volume made me dislike vol 6 even more.
>>154567848
Vol 6 actually made me stop reading KonoSuba for a while, but vol 7 is pretty good and I might continue later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbGRiAcpJOY
>>154567863
Yeah, Yunyun's cape looks great on her. It turns an otherwise stupid fanservice design to something cool.
>>154567904
>Vol 7
>good
>>154567750
Who is assistant kun?
>>154567905
>Reaction videos
>All mildly ugly white guys
for what purpose
>>154567905
but why
>>154567998he tags along with big boss
>>154567905
these kind of videos makes me cringe somehow
>>154568060
You mean you don't hoop and holler when you're watching anime? weirdo
>>154568060
You become a different person on camera.
>>154567523
He's lying anon.
>>154567555
>Buy the BDs.
Sure, Western release when?
This is my fetish.
>>154567555
I've asked before but other anons weren't sure either.
season 3 NEVER EVER
chuuni village NEVER EVER
trap lord NEVER EVER
best imouto NEVER EVER
Big Boss shenanigans NEVER EVER
Kazuma almost murdering Mitsurugi with his bare hands NEVER FUCKING EVER
>>154568218
>more Megumin never
Just end my suffering already famalam
>>154567848
Volume 8 is a weird place to end the previous season though, since it feels more like an in-between story. If they had a a full 12 or 13 episodes they could probably cram 7 + 8 + 9 together, but it'd seem rushed.
why wasn't he shot for that
>>154567425
She will find displeasure/pleasure in everything.
>>154568361
Kazuma dindu nuffin
>>154562732
Maybe in the future but who knows.
>>154568361
kazuma got possesed by vanir?
>>154568934
no, just got a spare mask from him
>>154568950
for what purpose?
>>154568970
to conceal his identity
>>154568970
Vanir was selling masks and gave one to Kazuma for free since they're such good friends.
>>154568978
>>154568984
ooh i see, thanks for the info, i tought vanir let kazuma use his powers or something like that
>>154569013Kazuma is already broken desu
>>154569013
They aren't really that great friends. They are business partners and Vanir buys his inventions and makes more money off them. He gets super agressive at times, and Kazuma has to threaten him with Aqua.
Is this the most touching scene in all of Konosuba?
>>154569049
explain further, don't care about spoilers
>>154569062
the most touching scene was when mindbroken Aqua's carried in a battered cage singing to herself in a meek voice
>>154569013
It's still a bit of a buff.
>This is one of the top seller in our shop, mass produced Vanir mask that is really popular in the society. If you wear it in a moonlit night, your mana will increase, metabolism enhance and your skin will have a silky luster because of the mysterious power of the devil. This is a rare black mask amount these products, so you can flaunt it to the kids.
>>154569099
In a brief story cut from the anime Kazuma swaps parties with that blond guy that's always getting drunk. Not only is that guy completely incapable of handling the trio of idiots, Kazuma proves himself absurdly versatile and an effective leader in a party made of competent adventurers.
>>154569129
it's quite as a paper thin disguise
>>154569182
This. It doesn't matter how amazingly talented you are if youve got three retards to keep corraled at all times.
>>154569200
*two retards and Darkness
>>154569062
>>154569110
most touching scene was whenEveryone fled from Hans' true form, including Wiz, but Aqua stayed behind to purify the lake while her hand nearly burned off, crying and in terrible pain and fear, but refused to run and leave the town to be poisoned
>>154569220
two retards and a fucktoy*
Iris already have a doujin.
https://exhentai.org/g/1040215/a7f69b9300/
>>154569237
Not bad Aqua.
>>154569099Drain touch allows him incapacitate ordinary opponents with a touch (the vitality of darkness and aqua are quite abnormal).His luck, already high, is buffed to cheat levels by the fact that Eris/Chris herself is assisting him (well technically he's assisting her).Due to Kazuma's high luck and large skill-set he is able to pull off some impressive bullshit when the chips are down.As shown when he swapped parties, and many more times, Kazuma has shown to be decisive and a capable leader.In that particular scene his physical abilities have been buffed by the Vanir mask.
Yup he's broken.
I want to make passionate love with Meguminafter I poked a pinhole in the condom we'd use.
>>154569200
He won't be able to beat the demon lords and revive himself if he's with another party though.
>>154569297
That's aqua's problem, not his, I'm pretty sure Kazuma enjoys life in the new world.
>>154569273
thanks for the info, kinda wan't to read the LN after S2 finishes, but can't read 100% english yet
>>154569259
>Iris
Erisnot her avatardon't even have her own doujin.
Fuck this shit.
>>154569062
>>154569110
>>154569237
I like that no matter their savage bantz and annoyance with each other Kazuma and Aqua always think about each other.
Fx. when Kazuma goes to steal Aegis, the first thing he does when he breaks into the vault, is to steal a gem for Aqua, because he remembers she collects strange rocks
And when Aqua throws a festival for herself, the first stall she builds is a goldfish catching pond, because she hopes it'll remind Kazuma of home.
Or when they constantly team up against Darkness and Megumin when they are being hyper.
I like the little things like that
>>154569321
doesnt matter the translator doesnt seem to be a native english speaker either
>>154569310
Both Kazuma and Aqua literally keeps forgetting about the demon king. None of them are in any hurry.
>>154569271
pretty sure this guy is the demon king.
>>154569321
The Konosuba novels are very easy to read. If you can follow along this thread, you can definately read and understand the novels.
>>154569324
It's almost like you want divine retribution.
>>154568356
I think vol. 8 would be good to end the animated series if they don't plan to animate vol. 9 onward.
It's very chilled and comfy volume, it doesn't have high tension conflict, it feel like an epilogue or a fluffy side stories. So I don't mind them ending the adaptation on such high note.
>>154569361
yea, i can undernstand all of you guys on this thread, do anyone has the links to download the LN? and wich VN chapter is the current on anime?
>>154569328
Thats pretty fucking adorable
>>154569388
sorry...
wich LN chapter is the current on anime?*
>>154569370
I can't help it. Eris a qt.
>>154569370
Aqua-Sama doesn't mind her follower fapping to her image.
eris is a prude Mohammedan.
Convert now.
>>154569099
His high luck + snipe means he always hits with his arrows. He's actually competent with beginner's magic and does basic combos with them. Create water + freeze to freeze things, and create earth + wind breath to get dirt in everyone's eyes, things like that.
The real kicker is the bind + drain touch combo, though. Immobilize enemies with bind, then get back whatever mana you spent casting it with drain touch while knocking them out in the process. Normally you wouldn't get to use both since bind is thief-exclusive and drain is lich-exclusive, but Kazuma gets too since the adventurers can learn anything. Weakest class my ass.
Fucking Axis cultists are like cockroaches infesting any nook or cranny they can squeeze into.
Do you like DEFORMED MEGUMIN?
Aqua's really depressed at heart
>>154569421
i see, didn't know about those capabilities, since he hasn't show them in the anime. thanks for the info anon.
>>154569421
Jack of all trades, master of none. Kazuma is a handgun, it can do everything every other gun can do, just less effectively.
Kazuma is cute!
>>154569388
>>154569405
https://mega.nz/#!mVVhyC6A!F_DQ2CvirItU9M8uIHapBYn7js6bmB5CFEHcRbJYP-U
Fanfiction, ofcourse. There's a wierd bug in LN8 and 9, and I don't know why it's there, but I could still read it, so should be fine
>>154569405
anime is currently at the end of LN4
Just started watching this.
Did anyone else get Tower of Druaga vibes?
>>154569491
>Anon actually delivers
Thank you.
>>154569491
thanks anon, is this the version that all /a/ follows?
>>154569405
This season will end at the end of volume 4, I believe. But there are several skipped chapters, though some were summarized, like the Wiz introduction. And a good deal of the fun bantz is missing from the show.
The novel also reads easy and is fast paced, so it's not really a chore to read what you've already watched.
>>154569328
That's so nice
>>154569388
This one has the main series and 2 volumes of the explosion side-stories.
https://mega.nz/#F!7ZECCSIR!0MmyRunOCsQjwB1TUzOPhA
After that there are two more volumes and many more side stories here:
https://crimsonmagic.me/konosuba/
>>154569542
Yeah, it's sky's. Doesn't include #10 thouugh, but all the explosions and the vanir spinoff
>>154569474
Would you have heterosexual(gay) sex with him?
>>154569405
this >>154569544
I suggest reading from the very start. There's a lot of fun scenes that couldn't be fit into the anime, and a few rather important bits as well, like the Wiz intro, the party swap and further relations with Dust and so on
>>154569491
what is that .epub format anon?
>>154569571
Why would you pick Kazuma when there's an objectively superior choice readily available and just as single?
>>154569584
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EPUB
>>154569600
downloading calibre
>>154569650
Then you're set. Enjoy, mate
>>154569491
>https://mega.nz/#!mVVhyC6A!F_DQ2CvirItU9M8uIHapBYn7js6bmB5CFEHcRbJYP-U
Thanks for the virusJust kidding, thanks for it.
>>154569328
Truly best bros
>>154569709
I kind of miss when he was more vitriolic to her
>>154569699
No worries. As I said, there is some strange bug in 8 and 9 where it changes " and ' to some random symbols, but it's not hard to ignore I think.
>>154569717
I always found Aqua bantz to be the more clever bantz.
Kazuma will say things like that or
>What are you doing bitch, I'll kill your chicken
where as Aqua will say things like
>Neh, Aqua, what are you doing so early? Shouldn't you be out playing with your little cult? Leave me alone
>Aah poor Kazuma who has never been loved by anyone, ever, he doesn't know what it feels like. Now get up or I soak you
>>154569717
Are we watching the same show? He totally savaged her.
Though admittedly it's pretty sweet of him for giving her that rock.
>>154569756
totally agree
>>154569778
he gets mad but calling her dumb goddess seems a lot less seething mad than calling her stupid bitch
>>154569725
>random symbols
they're Japanese quotation marks
>>154569894
Figured. Still odd they are only there in the last two novels though. Anyway, doesn't bother me too much
This is probably a bad place to ask, but are the spin-off LNs actually any good? I expect the answer to this to mostly be yes, so I'll also ask - has there been much tie in with any of them and any of the current volumes that released, or is it all just backstory?
>>154570219
All of the above
>>154570219
Well you could also read the manga and then start with explosion 2.
>>154570219
I haven't got to the ln of them but the manga of them is great
>>154570219
The spin-off is the prelude of konosuba using megumin's pov before she join the party
>>154570271
>manga
pleb
>>154570219
Explosions 1-3 are all backstory. Vanir's spin-off takes place after volume 8 and ties in lightly with Continued Explosions. Continued Explosions takes place after volume 9 and ties in with volume 10.
Explosions 1-3 are decent, Cont. is great, and the Vanir spin-off is amazing.
Post your cutest Megumin, for research purposes.
>>154570257
>>154570271
>>154570275
Thank you.
>>154570415
And thank you for the especially detailed explanation. Maybe I'll give them a peak. I'm mostly worried that without the party composition in effect it'll be more stale, but only one way to find out.
>>154570426
>>154570401
>>154570473
>Maybe I'll give them a peak.
Peak is the top of a mountain. Peek is a quick look.
>>154570426
Aaah, this pic makes me want to protect her. Why can't I just be sent to fantasy Australia already?
>>154570426
Original Megumeme is objectively best Megumeme.
>>154569518
Ep1 of Druaga?
Because Druaga gets quite more serious.
>>154569259
Kazuma is NOT a lolicon
>>154570219
Megumin's spin-off isn't as good as main story
>>154568361
Psssh...
Nothing personnel...
Mitsumitsu...
>>154570635
>>154570426
>for research purposes
What the fuck is it for? Are you seriously considering putting anime pictures on your powerpoint? You really got to stop spilling your autism level in public.
>>154569421
> Adventurer class is so bad ass
It would be if he didn't die every third episode. Shit like that is why no mortal takes the weakest class seriously.
>>154570578
Yeah whatever you say Kazuma.
>>154570635
Mitsubishi deserves literally everything bad that happens to them.
>>154570683
Eris looks fucking hot here.
>>154570401
Manga for the Megumin ln are fine,
Mainline konosuba manga is shit though.
>>154570832
that's chris anon, it's an easy mistake to make though
>>154570563
Wait... So Konosuba doesn't get anymore serious?
>>154570832
that's Chris, anon
>>154570848
It's trending upward. The later volumes are definitely more serious than the earlier ones, but not on the kind of scale you'd use for any others in the same genre.
>>154570426
I want tofeedher
>>154570699
He wouldn't die so often if he wasn't so under-leveled. Getting killed by Jack Frost and the Hydra is excusable considering how strong they are.
>>154570847
>>154570861
I don't like saying Chris.
Its usually a guys name.
Do they ever explain in the LN why Megumin likes explosion magic so much? Or is it literally as simple as being turned on by it?
>>154570930
She wasrescued from Chomusuke (Wolbach - Cat Form) by an Explosion wielding mage (Wolbach - Human Form).
But that's a boring answer, pic related seems more likely to me.
>>154570930
They do, in great detail, in fact.
>>154570635
>>154570775
>Eh.. A-Aqua sama, I ermh.. I got something for you. Nothing special really
>He handed Aqua a small box with a ring inside. I could tell it had cost a small fortune
>Aqua took the ring out of the box and placed it in her hand
>"Look!" she said and closed her fist around it. When she opened it again, the ring was gone!
>"Ah. Eh, Aqua-sama.. Say, where did the ring go?"
>"Don't know. Never know" she said and started to fold a napkin
Being Mitsubishi is suffering.
>>154567131
jet fuel cant melt steel beams
>>154570960
to be honest she is pretty good at origami
>>154570960
god damn that's cold as fuck aqua
>>154570955
>>154570952
Ok, sweet. I was certain there was, but this anime is a slow burn, which is nice but I get thirsty for answers.
I'm so glad there is a show that can actually do smart callbacks to previous episodes.
>>154570981
Aqua is an extremely rude deity to all except her nutjob cultists.
>>154570978
She is, yeah. She is the goddess of the arts as well, which is why all her tricks are so important to her.
>>154571002
he does worship her, just in his own way
>>154570981
Making things disappear from existence entirely is a pretty good party trick. I know she doesn't say it as one of her titles, but I think she may be the goddess of party tricks too.
>>154570960
I like to imagine that all the shit Aqua disappears turns up as world loot in various dungeons.
>>154570923
Make excuses all you want. Adventurer is a melee class without HP/ def, a wizard without MP/spells, and an archer without dex/minions. It's the world's squishiest most vulnerable utility class and it shows in kazumas mortality rate.
Just about the only thing it is good at is matching the thief's utility and that's because they're practically sister classes.
>>154571040
I believe she does mention, or Eris does, briefly at some point that she is the goddess of the arts as >>154571019 said.
Which explains why she can perform anything from painting to origami and magic tricks to absolute perfection. Kazuma notes that she could do incredibly well for herself if she would just perform for money once in a while. That people would actually pay small fortunes to see her, but as trademark greedy as she is, she straight out refuses to charge for it or do it on command.
>>154571113
Perhaps, but she did also dump all of her skill points into party tricks and archpriest skills.
>>154571113
Yeah, for the same reason Jesus didn't perform for Herod. She's not a clown.
>>154571129
The adventurer card is pretty meaningless to Aqua. All her stuff comes from being a goddess who can actually do those things.
>>154571167
>Citation needed
>>154571112
thieves are dexfags though
>>154570881
>>154570848
Unfortunately in the WN it will, I hope it won't on the LN.
Anxiously waiting for vol. 12.
>>154571129
She has put points in to a few combat skills as well. At one point Kazuma is talking shit, and she calls him on it and says something like
>Oh? You want to fight, hikiNEET? Are you sure? Are you actually stupid? None of the cheap tricks you use on Darkness will work on me, you know this right?
>Stay out of this you idiot
>No, I will not. If you want to fight someone, fight me. My stats far outweigh yours. With my divine blessings, even more so. I learned Reflect Magic, so your little ropetricks won't do anything. You want to fight, hiki? I will crush you and you can say hi to Eris from me
Then Kazuma slightly pisses himself and changes the duel to something else.
>>154571167
I think it's the other way around, while in the world you hvae to follow its rules, but Aqua started with knowledge of every archpriest and party trick skill and the skill points to use all of them.
>>154570683
Man I always saw the thumbnail as Chris princess carrying Kazuma.
>>154570930
In essence, she sees it performed as a child and spends her whole life working her ass off to learn it on the sly. She not only wants to be the best, she specifically wants to be the best so as to use the magic she saw that changed her life.
She is orgasmic over it and completely fixated. She is mostly level-headed and competent but just completely loses all rationality. Her and Darkness have the same problem only Darkness' is more obviously sexual.
Megumax is kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place and can't even keep a minimum wage job because of it. Kozuma and co. were her absolute last-ditch effort at a life.
It's pure love, in other words.
>>154571221
You want more fun party adventures? Guess again, you get more Iris-trash.
Fuck I hope LN12 just kills her off entirely.
>>154570927
Well, she doesn't have breasts so she kinda looks like a guya really cute guy.
>>154571252
Vol. 8 is my favourite, is they want to circlejerk on Iris they should've done it like Vol. 8 or mask spinoff. The way they do and treat Iris in vol. 10 is a mistake.
>>154571252
>>154571307
Iris is the only thing that genuinely annoys me in Konosuba. She literally has no place in a story build around incredibly flawed characters that are all scumbags.
Hope Emperor Zell eats her.
>>154571235
>I will crush you and you can say hi to Eris from me
Aqua, I...
>>154571253
>Looks like a guy
Oh, Anon.
>>154571307
>>154571253
>>154571341
Volume 10 is a fine fucking novel had everything a konosuba novel needed, The truly bad novel has been vol 7 it had minimal comedy and worthless retreading on plotpoints that were already explored.
>>154571372
I thought vol 10 was actually one of the best novels yet
>>154571235
I remember this. The best thing was that she was completely calm and pouring herself a drink, while stating it as a fact. That's what triggered Kazumas survival instincts, since she's usually a coward.
>>154571372
>Volume 10
>Wow Iris-chan is so cute! And she can do anything! Ha ha, are we even needed!?
>Ooooh, Kazuma is getting serious again! Wow, he's so competent! Ha ha, his luck is supreme!
Repeat these two endlessly, and that's the entirety of volume 10. Oh, no, wait, then the author also just shits on elements from earlier volumes for seemingly no reason.
>>154571236
Mortals follow rules. Gods make them.
Aqua plays the archpriest of Aqua. Guess what? The arch priest of Aqua is modeled after the goddess Aqua. It has all the skills Aqua has because Aqua is literally playing as herself.
>Aqua
>brought to Australia against her will
>doesn't bother to change her appearance
>picks a blatantly overpowered Archpriest class
>keeps babbling about her being a goddess but no one cares
>represents a bunch of creepy schizoid cultists from a tourist trap town
>engaged in alcoholism and "party tricks"
>Chris
>goes to Australia to answer her devotee's plea
>looks significantly different
>picks a reasonable and well-balanced Thief class
>keeps her identity to herself
>represents the sanest religion around
>pursues her divine agenda in-between adventuring
>>154571425
That's what I'm saying, yes.
>>154571426
>gods
>petty and easily bullyable
>>154571448
That's Greek mythology in a nutshell, yes.
>>154571426
Aqua has her good points too. Though, yes, Chris definitely has a better moral compass.
>>154571448
>petty and easily bullyable
Yes, and?
one could say that Aqua'sturning tricks
>>154571479
> Chris
> REASONABLE
They never show Chris face to face with demons, so you might get that mistaken impression.
>>154571417
Your shit taste is palpable my friend,
Both of those situations are played for comedy not to be taken as seriously as you autisticly are taking it and every time those situation happen the jokes evolve giving you a new punchline or interesting worldbuilding,
AKA good writing but you are too retarded to read through a joke that you just marginalize the writing and the clever craftsmanship into two sentences missing the entire point of the NOVEL.
>>154571512
what are you implying you cur
>>154571426
>>154571548
Take the robot pounding down " no fun allowed" sign meme, and replace it with Chris pounding down a cross that says " no demons allowed".
It's like that.
>>154571509
She certainly knows how to get the party in my pants started.
>>154571565
>Yunyun near the bottom
>>154571359
If she's revealed to be a guy i'm gonna be so fucking mad.
>>154571657
>>154571657
The lord of traps is a chaotic demon, anon.
>>154571019
She is incredible at any kind of art or craft, yeah. She makes a sand painting portrait with a piece of paper and some glue in minutes at a dinner when nobody's watching and it's jaw-dropping. Then of course she points out that she even added the food stuck on the side of the subject's mouth and insults her. She has literal god-tier artistic ability.
She really is a goddess of beauty, her personality just ends up fucking it up in the end. One thing she is not is weak or incapable. She's just a clueless dick, and a piece of trash (thus perfect for Kozuma in whatever capacity you choose).
Even in the anime there is a scene people point out when they are in the stables and Kozuma really rips into her unpovoked and makes her cry and it's probably the only time she does nothing to deserve it. The part nobody mentions is that she is making beautiful roses to try to sell.
She likes kids (ED), likes to socialize and party and please people, and really is a goddess when she A) has a chance to be and more importantly (obviously) B) her hair-trigger indignation and bitch attitude ruins it.
People who don't have to deal with her on a daily basis probably love her. Like her construction boss or the guild.
Anyone ever wonder why she is the sempai of other goddesses?
She is a grating bitch sometimes but is definitely not worse than Kozuma. He is the hero Australia needs but Aqua is the hero Australia deserves.
>>154571525
It wasn't even in the WN. LN10 was literally created to milk popularity polls by adding more spotlight to the shit character that is Iris, and ascending her to a completely Mary Sue status. If the LN had been written differently there also would have been worldbuilding, don't act like this one was somehow the pinnacle of writing in any form. The author just took a massive dump on the universe in general with the LN if anything. The less referenced from this volume moving forward the better.
>>154571252
>>154571307
>>154571341
Don't bully her.
>>154571417
Wow what a fucking idiotic argument here let me show you how stupid your being.
>Volume 1
>Oh my god what useless party members Kazuma has! Their so wacky what a funny joke right!?
>Jesus Aqua is a useless goddess, How Funny!!!
or here how about the most beloved Light Novel
>Volume 5
>Wow the crimson demons sure are crazy, And their powerful! But to bad their craziness makes them useless in a fight ha ha ha.
The point is disregarding all context and all comedy in a fucking comedy Light Novel and basing your argument solely on that is shameful, dishonest and very telling that your opinion is hastily put together so that you can bait a few anons.
>>154571719
Literally all of the major plot elements were resolved by one of those two things. To do so repeatedly is just terrible writing. The in-betweens of the volume were mostly garbage as well, and the few good bits of it could've easily lived on in a better volume instead of having to sift through this diarrhea.
>>154571712
Why are faction leaders always level 100? It's some MMO trope isn't it?
where is the list? i wanna doodle a sample from that Megumin bully list
>>154571235
That is fucking savage.The two dish out (and tolerate) so much bullshit that it's easy to forget that she really does outweigh him in every single way except for common sense. And tbqh he is not always real outstanding in that area either.
Mfw I realized the reason God Blow didn't atomize the toads is becausethey are immune to water-type damage
>>154570540
Oh fuck, I've been trying to find this pic forever.
Original Megu is some top tier shit. I fucking love hime cuts.
Original Aqua looks completely unbearable though.
>>154571705
If all you want is stuff that was in the WN, why are you even reading the LNs? Stop your fucking bitching and quit assuming your taste is absolute.
>>154571372
Nah Vol. 7 is decent, while reusing the forced marriage subplot is annoying, it reinforce the fact that the party members do care and love each others like family.
>>154570927
You could call her Kurisu and be sorta right, if that makes you feel better.
>>154571822
The other day I someone asked me to summarize all the volumes of Konosuba. Volume 7 was the only one I had to look up. It is forgettable, poorly written, trash.
>>154571843
Chris sure must be loaded to be able to afford that many sets of panties in such a backward ass Middle Ages style environment.
>>154571565
Most of the Aqua votes are meme votes.
Iris votes comes from genuine dislike.
>>154571788
>Spoiler
I'm pretty sure it's because they have extreme resistance to blunt weapons, IE her fist and staff.
>>154571843
Why am i so thirsty for Eris?
>>154571864
We'll I agree, in the big picture it's pretty boring, mostly due to the ruse of previous plot point. But there's a lot of small but heartwarming moments. Like when they refuse to eat until Darkness come home, or Megumin acting like evil wizard trying to kidnap Darkness, not knowing Kazuma is planning the same, and many other minor but comfy scenes.
I'd argue it's an underrated volume.
>>154566162
holy fucking shit yes
>>154571878
Just shush axis cultist.
>>154571878
Iris votes are from Axis cultists
>>154571426
Chris is ok, will bail you out of jail
Aqua fun, is in jail with you
>>154566162
>Abusing a malnourished loli
This is why people hate you.
>>154570219
The first clues about Dust and the demon king's identity are given in the spinoffs . So yeah ,give it a try
>>154571904
I dunno but I am too.
I'm gonna be a little bit sad when the anime gets to the relevant chapters and she becomes a flavor of the week waifu.
>>154571565
>tfw Aqua and Iris are your two favorite girls
>tfw everyone hates them
>>154571843
This is a doujin, right?
>>154571978
It's not hate, it's just that everyone loves to bully her. Right? Right?
>>154571960
she was one of the least-worst girls already
why do you keep calling this world "Australia"
>>154571987https://exhentai.org/g/967938/bcd609bd87/
>>154571899
I'm sure it's because damage is based on sin and toads are cute. Cute!
>>154571939
Did you forget when Aqua tried to get Kazuma out of jail?
The fact that she was to stupid to get him out doesn't dimish the effort.
>>154571565
Most of the Aqua and Megumin votes are the result of an intra-fanbase war between Axis cultists and Megufags.
>>154572003
Emu war.
>>154572018
Not to mention that his point about Chris was probably off. She's more a stickler for the rules until it's for a righteous reason. If you were in jail for a legitimate reason she'd leave you there to rot, Aqua may still bail you out while teasing you.
>>154572003
Because newfags and secondaries won't understand the reference/joke.
>>154572011
Oh, yeah. I have that doujin on my computer but I only bothered reading the part with Megumin.
>>154565732
Is real Vanir also asexual? Or even male looking
If his real body is in hell, does he really intend to commit that dungeon sudoku?
>>154571899
Damage Resistance 10 vs. blunt weapons?
I AM FINE WITH /tg/ TALK IN A THREAD ABOUT AN RPG oh fuck I want that Konosuba campaign to happen.
>>154572054
I'm wondering if Vanir could make a female body for himself, since he's just creating a golem anyways. Clearly this is potential doujin material that needs to be tapped into.
>>154567824
more like combination of damegami and lich
>>154572084
He would just change himself into whatever disgusts you before anything lewd happens.
>>154572018
I literally did forget but she did try, right? Naaah Kozuma??
>>154571426
>>doesn't bother to change her appearance
That's because she was actually physically transported with her original body. Chris is an avatar, which is why she can look different. It's also why Chris is basically on a human power level, while Aqua is so OP.
>>154572054
Why, yes, he wants that dungeon sudoku. He wants to be a dungeon boss, and what do dungeon bosses do? They respawn for the next adventurer group. This way he can trick tons and tons of them.
>>154571755
In Konosuba it's played straight, noble families can afford high-quality food that gives lots of xp and they breed with heroes so their genetics are superior.
>>154566162
shit, i got hard
>>154572118
Wasn't that just an illusion though? Time to check.
>>154572118
>>154572143
what vol. was this?
>>154572003
The fauna is very similar. Also they blew up the Ayers Rock.
>>154572143
Inconclusive results. It just goes straight from stripping to the reveal, and no mention of if it was an illusion or not. I had the impression of illusion, but I'm willing to change my headcanon to actual succubus body for the sake of my fetish.
>>154572163
Volume 8.
>>154572116
Why would such a beautiful goddess change her perfection, apostate? Chris had to upgrade.
>>154572046
>sticker for rules
>in a world/society where nobles could abuse their position
>while occasionally breaking into and stealing stuff.
At least Aqua-Sama is truthful.
>>154572031
It's extra funny because Aqua doesn't even hate anyone in the party, not even Iris.
>>154571809
The ninth one in the list, anon.
>>154572273She is even friends with Wiz later on.Truly accepting.
>>154572143
I think he needs an illusion to cover the mask. With the golems it just carries the mask.
>>154572273
Aqua is too dumb to hate anyone!
I want to break Megumin
>>154572413
Yes, she's like a puppy.
>>154571565
>Sylvia
>girl
>>154569409
I've seen those before...
>>154572427
>spamming a mashup of your own posts every thread
>>154572413
>>154572435
Why do you have to be like that? What did Aqua ever do to you?
>>154572453
I'm only stating facts, anon. Her intelligence is below-average. But don't worry, I like her that way!
>>154571788
True. Most of the time she is the trademark idiot, ut once in a while she does cement how fucking strong she is if she wants to be.
Like when she finally gets her hands on Wolbach fx.
>Wolbach started trembling because of Aqua's mocking.
>H-How dare a mortal insult a god, don't think you can get away with this! Since you are a priest, you should treat other gods with respect!
>Aqua froze and stared coldly at the agitated Wolbach.
>Mortal? Mortal?! You say I am a mortal? I am calling you out on proclaiming to be a goddess because your eyes are blind!
>Aqua puffed her chest out as if she wanted to show off her hagoromo.
>In a more forceful manner than how she was usually, Aqua stated her name to Wolbach.
>I am Aqua! That's right, the goddess of Aqua worshipped by the Axis cult! A mere minor god that I have never heard of before dare lecture me?! Know your place, Wolbach!
Angry Aqua is best Aqua
I wanna go to the Succubi shop and have this magnificent qt give me sweet dreams.
>>154572482
That doesn't mean you have to keep bringing it up. What if I kept bringing up your below-average charisma? How would that make you feel?
>>154572003
>>154572531
I wouldn't feel anything because I am literally Dio Brando.
>>154572524
Looks like Megumeme
>>154572553
Lying is a sin anon, but it's okay. Aqua is a forgiveness goddess.
>>154570960
Get fucked Chad
>>154569409
Eris not a dude confirmed.
>>154572665
>He thinks because the front looks flat that it's definitely a woman
Oh, Anon. Is this your first time on the Internet?
>>154572715
99.999999% sure it's a woman.
What would you like to see in KonosubaAqua turning into demon against her will because of some artefact, She hates it and stay basically the same. Maybe a bit more usefulor Vanir getting purified into minor god/gaining holy status. Can no longer troll people, desperation and depression
>>154572850
Are we playing X-Com?
Will we get a similar announcement at the end of the next episode? Or is the adventure over?
>>154573031
AQUA CUTE
>>154573031
>next episode
Oh. For a moment there I forgot that Konosuba runs in the 10 episodes format.
>>154573067
Yeah. She's a great poster girl, isn't she? Makes you want to watch Konosuba, then you stay for Megumin.
>>154566162
Megumin is small enough that you could strap her to your body then walk around town wearing a large coat to hide her.
No one would even realise she was under there (and that you were balls deep inside her the whole time).
ERIS
>>154573147
Hot.
>>154573150
PADS
>>154573150
BOY
>>154573179
YOUR
>>154573191
CROTCH
>>154573089
H-hello?
>>154566162
Why'd you screencap my post that only got one reply?
But yes I get hard every time I think about it
>>154573226
Hey sweetie.You are my favourite after S2.
>>154573089
Hello, old dirty man
>>154568218
I want to see 120 points more than anything
Remember to look forward to 155555555
Why aren't advocates of gender equality the same between 2D and 3D?
>>154573642
3D is not a gender.
>>154566964
>Megumin looks adorable in casual clothes
>Darkness looks fat as fuck
I guess Darkness's body suit it keeping all her fat in place. Without it she fills out.
>>154570886
No more than 1 meal and 1 snack a day. Don't ruin her sexy lithe body.
>>154573861
>Darkness's body suit it keeping all her fat in place
m-more!
Is Aqua the only girl who isn't a fucking whale or a skeleton?
>>154574194
There are Luna and Sena.
>>154574146
Her breasts swing about so much that they'll all become saggy and everyone will turn a blind eye to her when she gets older.
>>154574146
Nice abs>>154574194
>>154574194
Well she's the sluttiest dressed so there's that
>>154571809
Tried the first one
>>154573642
3D can be moe too but real people are complicated things. Characters are much easier to like.
>>154574490
>>154574490
Really fucking good anon. Aqua blessed you wiith good artistic ability
>>154574490
Kazuma is a gentleman, and would never do such a thing!
>>154574622
You mean Eris.
I dunno about you guys, butI wanna suck of Kazuma and make him cum all over my face as he lets out a big moan of pleasureabout Aqua
Seriously, what's the deal with that?
>>154574647
Eris doesn't have anything to do with arts. She couldn't cut a piece of paper without breaking the scissors.
>>154574678
I wonder who's behind this post.
>>154574710
Eris is everything. Aqua is awful.
>>154574710
You underestimate his ability to craft.
Don't forget that Eris pads his chest to pretend that he's not a boy.
>>154574851
Does her butt get cold?
>>154574742
Yes of course, that's why Eris is a higher ranked goddess than Aqua.
Oh wait no, it's the other way around.
>>154574851
>Aqua is dumb
>Aqua is the best dressed for the weather
Explain this Megufags
>>154574882
She gets cold, but presumably her stats are high enough to prevent her from taking damage.
>>154574977
I bet virgin ass Kazuma took a big whiff atleast once
>>154574796
Die, heretic.
>>154574895
Everything about Aqua can be attributed to her followers being batshit insane.
>>154574977
>She knows it
Hot.
>>154574490
I like your art but I don't like the content of your drawings. I'd like it if you didn't bully Megumin.
>>154574923
She's not wearing pants, but thigh-highs. Also, remember, she doesn't wear panties
>>154575053
Yes, she does inspire much more devout followers than Eris does. This is a result of her natural superiority.
>>154575180
>Yes, she does inspire much more devout followers than Eris does.
So devout that they want to murder their goddess.
Kazuma is a NEET faggot
>>154567881
>look at me, I long big breasts and long hair! I love it when they are blonde and wear make up! Ooga booga!
you may be a nigga, but you aren't my nigga
>>154575189
Taking someone's god's name in vain is a serious offence. The fact that Eris's follow believed her so easily with no proof in vol 8 proves that they are much more gullible they are.
>>154575219
Adventurer is a job.
Designing products for manufacture is a job.
>>154568361
>both retainers of Iris are more cuter and have a more unique personality than Iris herself
Iris is even more bland than Mitsurugi, how?!
on a more topical note, if Kazuma would be always as cool as he was in this chapter, nigger wouldnt be drowning in pussy
>>154575314
Kazuma is an employed faggot
>>154575175
She's so clever.
>>154575189
> Kill those who insult Aqua!
Nah it's just another day in Axis.
>>154572576
if megumin was a slut. And I do have a bimbo fetish so outta my way
>>154575336
Kazuma is blatantly and obviously heterosexual
>>154575320
>Claire's only personality traits are "Hate's Kazuma" and "want's Iris's loli pussy"
>Rain's only traits are "Hate's Kazuma" and "Straight man"
I get that your hate Iris an irrationally large amount, but stop spreading lies.
Also, the onlt person who would stop wanting Kazuma's dick if he acted like he did in that scene all the time is Darkness, Megumin wants the Masked Thieves dick even more than she want's Kazuma's, and Iris and Chris know they are the same person already, if you want to count them, which I assume you do since if you don't he isn't really drowning in pussy in the first place.
>>154572116
Wait the thief girl is the second goddess? My mind was blown.
What's the canonical color of main girls' panties?
>>154572576
>>154572524
>>154575454
Loli Succ actually got fired after falling into Aqua's trap. Megumin took the opportunity to set up a deal with the succubus shop, where she dresses up like her (including dye and contacts) and handles all of Kazuma's dream requests. She sneaks into his room at night, gives him the dream potion, and gives him blowies and handies while he has sweet dreams.
In fact, she does it for free.
>>154575603
Hot.
>>154574490
Joke's on you Vanir, I won't fall for your shit! You can get raped for all I care.
>>154575497
>iris personality is being an OP tsundere loli
great and unique personality
atleast Claire and Rain made me smile/laugh once. Iris just bores the shit out of me.
and I forgot how many people are aware of his Masked Thief persona. But the only girl that matters anyway is Megumin and she would drown him with pussy juice so Im not wrong
>>154575603
OBSCENE
>>154575718
>>iris personality is being an OP tsundere loli
Explain how Iris is tsundere, give one example of a time she displayed that personality trait.
Her personality isn't that complex, but there is far more to it than the inaccurate summery you provided. I'm not going to bother explaining though because you don't actually care.
>But the only girl that matters anyway is Megumin and she would drown him with pussy juice so Im not wrong
Yes you are, because if he acted like the Masked Thief all the time, she would want to fuck him even more. So if Megumin is the only girl you care about, you should want Kazuma to act more like the Masked Thief, not less.
>>154575053
They have a reason to be devoted
>>154569350
I'm like 90% sure he's a artisan weaver.
That scene legit gave me a boner.
>>154574490
Fucking beautiful, anon.
Saved
>>154575497
Doesn't Darkness also know Kazuma and the Masked Thief are the same person? I'm pretty sure she scolds Kazuma and Chris for not asking for her help in looking for a more legal way in securing the artifact.
This would mean that the only "harem" member who doesn't know they're the same is Megumin, and Aqua if you really want to stretch the definition of "harem".
I want to see Vanir trick Aqua into fucking him for some stupid reason. Part way through he realizes her holy liquids are purifying him but she pins him down and won't let him up. It then turns into a life or death hate fuck to make the other party cum first.
>>154576440
Yeah, she's the first to find out
>>154574851
>>154574923
Megumin's winter outfit was so fucking cute. If it was colored tan or dark red instead of white then it would have made a nice alt outfit for her
Mostly liked both
GUYS, did you know Megumin is not a virgin? It was just announced.
>>154576556
My world is shattered
>>154576544
I wonder if Aqua ever got to make a fridge out of her sprite
>>154576556
>>154572435
I agree, she's the most adorable thing in fantasy australia I sort of know why Cecily and the rest of the cult want to spoil her.
>>154576591
Cursed souls are much more effective at making a bone chiller.
>>154576477
>It then turns into a life or death hate fuck to make the other party cum first.
Wouldn't it be a race to cum first?
If Aqua cums first, her rush of juices will purify Vanir.
If Vanir cums first, he'll go limp and Aqua will no longer be able to pleasure herself on him, making her unable to get off and allowing him to drink in her despair.
>>154576556
If you don't say you're sorry, I'll unfollow you.
>>154576556
>>154576652
Where's the damn unicorn when we need it?
>>154573031
By this time tomorrow the next episode will air. In slightly more than an hour, our worries and fears would hopefully end,
>>154576591
Well, eventually she uses Wiz as a cooling element anyway
>>154576646
In that case, it's been fun knowing Vanir.
He's a massive cynic.
Aqua is the embodiment of hedonism and surely knows how to get off instantly
>>154576646
I'm thinking more other other party passes out and you can either escape or finish them off. Either way I just want to see the two hate fuck.
>>154574490
Exquisite, Divine bullying. Thank you anon
Can you do the others too?
>>154575060
It's canon that she knows.
>>154576733
>you will never prone-bone Aqua
>>154574490
>that shadow
HEBE NOT PEDO
>>154576591
She did, andit caused the Winter King to attack the town
>>154577116
lol nevermind, replied to the wrong post >>154577172
>>154576861
>you will never prone-bone Megumin when she can't move
>>154577172
>But 101 trope Mary Sue imouto just has no place there.
We get it. You hate Iris and have no idea what her actual character is. You don't need to keep going on about it, half the thread doesn't even know who she is because the anime hasn't shown her yet.
>>154575603
>After walking through Axel town at midnight wearing this ridiculous outfit, walking up to the front doors of the mansion was a huge relief. The whole place was laden with magical barriers and traps set by Aqua to capture undead monsters and devils, but luckily, I was only dressed like a succubus. I adjusted my bat wing hairband, and made sure the tiny frilly strap across my chest (which was definitely too developed for a "loli") was over my nipples, before stepping inside.
>I spit on the door hinges to ensure I wouldn't make a sound, before sneaking into Kazuma's room. He was fast asleep, with a small smile of anticipation on his fast, probably because he knew he would be having sweet dreams tonight. I had two objects which I had secured in my thigh-high leggings, one of which was a dream potion specially brewed for Kazuma's request, and the other a magical syringe designed to extract vitality. Time for me to fulfill my promise.
>I gently open his mouth and pour the potion's contents in, and it only takes a minute before his small smile turns into a stupid one, complete with drool dripping out the side of your mouth. "You have a lot more in common with Aqua than you think," I giggled. But the giggling stopped when I thought of what he must be dreaming about. No doubt it had something to do with taking advantage of Lalatina's buxom, obscene body.
>I notice the sheets slowly beginning to rise, and reach for the covers, but my hand stops. Is this right of me? Every day, Kazuma would walk with me several kilometers out of town, just so he could bring me home after casting explosion magic, and not once did he take advantage of my limp body. I accuse him of being a pervert all the time, is it not hypocritical of me to use his unconscious body for pleasure the first opportunity I get?
>I assure myself this was my job as an apprentice succubus, and pulled back the sheets.
>>154577215
I completely fine with that because I'm not a pedo.
Reminder that this will be canon.
>>154577215
This is my fetish.
>>154577295
Why does wanting to do sexy things to Megumin make you a pedo? What are you implying? Are you implying she is a loli? Then sorry to disappoint you but she's not a loli, she's 14 years old already and still growing.
>>154577569
The story itself confirms she is a loli.
>>154577623
Prove it. Her body type and her age both don't fit the definition of a loli, so you're probably wrong.
>>154576646
That's not how...
No, never mind, I'm the one in the wrong for being on /a/.
>>154577451
That doujin was good.
>>154577655
Aqua says so. Checkmate.
>>154577715
> This is the first time I have seen panties in such detail.
That's not right.
>>154577792
>below-average intelligence
>>154577792
Smart girl.
>>154577655
Kazuma calls her a loli repeatedly in volume 6, while also stressing the diference between a loli and an imouto.
lalatina
>>154577792
Hm. That settles it then. Megumemers are pedos.
>>154577920
I was expecting something like word of god, but in that case, Kazuma's wrong.
>>154569459
Explain.
>>154577964
>word of god
If that's what you want then >>154577792
>>154576499
>>154576544
Is Megumin too poor or just too retarded to wear actual pants with that outfit?
>>154577964
>I was expecting something like word of god
see >>154577792
>>154577964
When multiple characters in-universe a calling a character a loli, and not using it as an insult but simply stating it matter-of-factly, it's a fair assumption that the author intends that character to come across as a loli, even if the art doesn't quite match up.
>>154578049
- had a comfortable life as a deity venerated by one of the most devout groups in Australia, got banished to Australia
- used to prayers and veneration, has to suffer Kazuma's insults
- her job as a psychopomp was taken over by her kouhai (generally seen as a more successful deity)
- her only chance at regaining her former status is this hikineet pervert who's too lazy to fight the Demon King
I mean it's all there, alcohol seems to be her coping mechanism
>>154577293
>I assure myself this is my job as an apprentice succubus, and pulled back the sheets to get my first close look at a penis. Aqua told me it wasn't that big, but maybe he was one of those "grow'r not a show'r" guys my mom once told me about? It looks like I could fit both my hands on it. What am I supposed to do with this? My mom took every opportunity she had to talk about sex with me, and I suddenly wish I hadn't kept cutting her off due to embarrassment. I guess a blowjob would be a good place to start?
>His freshly cleaned penis didn't taste like much, maybe a bit salty. Feel the veins running up and down my tongue as I slide my lips up and down his member. His erotic moans startle me, and I look and see his dumb smile has only gotten stupider, and a pile of drool as started to form. "Look at yourself you damn pervert, you're a disgrace." I crawl up his stomach and hesitantly lick the drool off the side of his mouth. Oh god, what the fuck am I doing? Why is this so erotic to me? I'm such a slut!"
>I could have asked one of the more experienced devil girls to meet me here and give me some tips, but I don't like the idea of any girl touching my man. I work my small hands on his penis, and he's happier than I've ever seen him. His ecstasy is becoming my ecstasy. This feeling reminds me of Kazuma filling me up with his mana after I fall to the ground. Do you like this Kazuma? Do I make you happy Kazuma? Do you understand how you make me feel when you let me cast Explosion every day?
>I crawl back up to my kiss him as deeply as I can. A small part in the back of my mind tells me this is wrong to do to a man who is asleep, but I can't help myself. I can taste his saliva as we wrap tongues, and I start moving my hips, rubbing the base of his cock with my pussy. "Kazuma, Kazuma, Kazuma!" I cry, perhaps a little too loudly. I'm almost expecting to hear "Yes, I'm Kazuma," but what comes out of his mouth is a little different.
>"Oh, oh yes... Lalatina..."
>>154574882
Why do I find this so cute?
>>154578272
Some would say she deserved it by bullying Kazuma after his death.
>>154567350
>Season 3 has already been confirmed that it's not happening.
Thank Eris.
>>154578327
Oh you bastard
>>154578065
Well I don't know about you but my legs get cold but not to the degree that it hurts or hinders my walking/running capability. Lived in Alaska for a few years and there were guys up here and kids from the high school track team that were running in -20F with nothing but light coats, shorts, and running shoes. Some wore face masks though.
>>154577792
Aqua only tells the absolute truth.
Loli or not, I'd still **** her.
>I'm brought back to reality and remember Kazuma is in a dream, and to him, Darkness is the one doing all the work. Shouldn't his tastes be more in line with me after all that has happened? He probably thinks he's playing her fat, immodest breasts right now. Or perhaps those cowish orbs are being squeezed around his penis. Or perhaps they're flopped over his shoulders while she reaches around and gives him a handjob. Or maybe...
>I grimace and look at the throbbing thing. My mom told me that if I only ever used explosions for pleasure instead of masturbating, I'd be too tight for any boy worth bringing home. She even bought me a vibrator to practice with as a gift, but I threw it away out of embarrassment. Well fuck it, I'm not letting Darkness's indecent, pornographic body take all the credit! He's going to wake from his dream and see that it's me who can pleasure him like nobody else! Too impatient to remove my leggings and garter belts, I pull my panties to the side and spread my pussy as far as I can, but it still looks like it'll be a challenge to put it in. Oh mom, how I wish I listened to your advice.
>Ow. Ow! Oh god! The sword Excalibur is going to cleave me in half!
>___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ maybe full fanfic later but I got stuff to do _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>154578720
I'd****her too.
>>154576433
Yeah specially because i always do that to my sister
>>154578720
I'dfeedher too.
>>154579137
10/10. Please keep it up in another thread.
>>154563570
So I just breezed through this series to see what all the fuss was about. How mediocrebut I really like Lalatina
>>154579366
Context please
>>154579277
Why does it seem like all the food they eat is Western food?
Don't think I've rice in this show.
>>154579520
Because if you remove the fantasy elements, the world depicted in Konosuba is based on Europe during the Middle-Ages?
>>154579137
Please do, hopefully I'll actually be able to find it later when you do.
>>154579467
Mai found Excalibur sheathed.
>>154579575
If europe wasn't contaminated by christianity. Since they still practice polytheism.
>>154579640
>contaminated by christianity
I tip my fedora respectfully towards you.
>>154569324
https://exhentai.org/s/5bea21eb5a/1034387-14
She gets like a page or two.
>>154576499
>>154576544
It's so weird to me that you'd have a winter outfit that keeps your legs almost completely uncovered. It makes me cold just looking at it.
>>154579520
And thank fuck for that. One of the most annoying Isekai trope is when they go "MUH SUPERIOR NIPPONESE CUISINE THAT MINDBLOWN ALL THE GIRLS"
>>154580103
>6 pages of loli succ
10/10
>>154579137
>Excalibur
Chunchunmaru
>>154580418
>5 chapters or a mini-arc about how "I HAVE FINALLY MADE SOY SAUCE"
>or "FINALLY I CAN MAKE MAYO"
Dropped immediately.
>>154580527
>yfw generic suckbus is best girl
>>154580627
She has more personality than Megushit, at least.
>>154575682
Ah, truly exquisite, your outpouring of disdain!
I want to go on a date with Megumin.
>>154574490
Absolutely flawless. Megumin should be bullied and sexually harrased like that, then dumped in the wilderness and abandonned. she's a useless mage, a parasite that cannot do anything by her own, and a massive slut who fell for a litteral douchebag. She's not even that hot, but I'll gladly make her my cumster, only to fatisfy my wildest fantasies and fetishes on her, and dump her when she'll be used goods, to broken to entertain me.
I look forward to future releases, anon. Good work.
If Megumin can't move after she fires an explosion, how can she talk? This requires moving your mouth, tongue and lower jaw.
>>154579277
this image has been posted three seperate times in this very fucking thread
I'm considering picking this series up just for aqua.
Does she win?
>>154578327
> "Kazuma, Kazuma, Kazuma!" I cry, perhaps a little too loudly. I'm almost expecting to hear "Yes, I'm Kazuma,"
I'm fucking dying.
>>154581361
How many demon king generals has Megumin killed? She's the most useful party member of the group.
>>154569328
Has her rock collecting habit shown up in the anime cause I don't remember ever seeing her doing that.
And I'm an Aqua licker.
>>154581592
She IS win, Anon. The font from which win springs and flows.
>>154581361
Megumin has more Demon General kills than the rest of the entire world COMBINED
So is reading the light novel worth it? I blew through all the episodes in one night and after this season ends I don't know what to do with myself, and I found some (poorly) translated light novel copies online. Should I start from volume 1 or no?
Wait, the upcoming episode is the last one?
Fuck.
>>154581592
No.
>>154581925
Yep, and the way things are shaping up I wouldn't expect a 3rd season.
>>154581925
I blame Eris.
>>154581771
It's thanks to Kazuma's schemes and tactics, and to the efforts of the whole party that they can wipe demon army generals, Megumin merely do the finishing move. When she's on her own, or used wrongly, like in party swap or her spin-offs, she can't do jack shit.
99% of Kazuma's problems and deaths would be prevented if she could use advanced magic.
>>154581361
Describe in detail how you would bully, harass, sexualize, and eventually break her please.
>>154581979
>I wouldn't expect a 3rd season.
w-why
>>154581795
don't think so. Its mentioned quite a bit in the novels though. Like the first time he tries to use steal on her to bully her, he spams it and gets a bunch of rocks, some string, a twig and one of her socks.
>>154581771
Three. Vanir, Hans and Wolbach. Also the Destroyer is up there as well.
>>154581996
Finishing move steals all the exp, so Kazuma's tactics technically don't do shit.FUCK KOMEKKO
>>154581996
Megumin literally offered him the opportunity to give her any sort of magic she wanted.
But he told her "there is no mage better than our Megumin."
>>154581979
don't be stupid. Its massively outselling everything else and the source material is ongoing.
>>154581771
Beldia: Aqua
Vanir: Megumin
Hans: Megumin
Sylvia: Komekko
Wolbach: Megumin
Ragcraft (Not actually a general, just a high ranking member of the army): Iris
>>154582086
Let's be honest for a second, Destroyer kill was mostly Wiz's. Her explosion was quite a bit stronger and she didn't pass out like a child after disneyland
>>154581996
>when she's used wrongly
No shit. She's a OHKO to be used against bosses. Don't waste her nuking abilities on smallfry cannon fodder.
Are mega-elixirs useless because you only need to use them when you want to completely restore the MP and HP of all your allies? Same reasoning.
>>154582068
Did you not see the promotional videos with Rie?
She LOVES voicing Megumin and they low key told her not to expect to come back. While everyone was laughing, having a good time, and announcing upcoming stuff for the next season of anime in general for the network (not including Konosuba) you could see her fighting to hold back tears while she put on a fake smile and tried to go along "happily" with the rest of the news.
>>154580527
Reminder that you can hire a Succubus(male)
>>154582116
>Its massively outselling everything else and the source material is ongoing.
Oh you sweet, innocent, naive child......
>>154582230
That makes me sad
>>154582116
Hi, our LN was also ongoing when our second season came out.
>>154582269
>>154582353
I don't get it, why WOULDN'T they make a third season?
>>154582165
Dynamite is slowly replacing her utility.
>Vol 9
>Megumin can't fire an explosion spell on Wolbach twice because of shock and sadness, as Wolbach pretended to not recognise her
>Kazuma had to use a shrunken explosive to harm Wolbach before she use Explosion on them.
>It was so effective it greatly injured her, Kazuma even considers massivly producing it
tl;dr : Megumin is useless.
>>154582353
Damn.....
>>154582479
>fucking kino no tabi is getting another season before haruhi
what a time to be alive
>>154582230
You're lying. Please tell me you're lying. Don't do this to me.
>>154582076
>a bunch of rocks, some string, a twig and one of her socks.
Aqua... Why?
Yunyun is cute and not for bullying.
>>154582076
>you will never steal aqua's socks
>>154582230
Please no...
>>154582375
>hi-potions are useless since potions are cheaper and easier to produce
Also have fun blowing yourself up when carrying dynamite on your belt like an accessory instead of a dangerous explosive. Meanwhile Megumin will only explode when directed.
>>154582556
In this LN none is Sade for bullying, not even a goddess
>“Hey, don’t come any closer alright? I don’t really hate you, so I came to talk to you, but if you want me to let go of this little guy then you’ll have to listen to what I say. Well, how about this, since you’re a god, why don’t you bet on your name that you won’t ever oppose us again?”
>—I began to laugh in a villainous manner that made everyone here uncomfortable
What if the demon king proves to be the good guy. Once upon a time he lost the battle to the gods and since then they control the mortals and make the demon king appear as the bad guy.
Meeting his generals reinforces this point, they are honourable and dislike lies.
>>154582748
If you read the spinoffs, you would know who is the Demon king
>>154582796
who is it?
>>154583009
A guy sent by Aqua that got Yunyun'd so hard
>>154583169
So he's not originally from australia?
>that got Yunyun'd so hard
What does that mean
>>154583009
A japanese guy named Satou, he's basically and litteraly Kirito. Now he's too old and may die from old age at any moment. He has a daughter.
>>154582375
the dynamite barely cracked a boulder
>>154583293
Oh, ok
>>154583195
He was a loner, and was bullied for not having a party
>>154582230
Is it fun bullying gullible anons?
>>154582336
Cancer.
>>154583989
>waah stop having fun
fag
>>154571426
>caring about balance
I hate nu-gamers.
>>154581592
She's not trying to win.
You shouldn't want her to win either even if you like her.
>>154568060
I'm unsure what I dislike more about the concept of reaction videos:
The people who make them
or
The people who watch them
Vote now on your phones.
>>154584321
"Winning" Satou "not a lolicon" Kazuma isn't winning anyway