Calling it now
First 20 episode is about Chill Academy/Genin Adventures n shit.
Then the show will immediately sway into the DARKNESS, prove me wrong.
Danzo did nothing wrong
Fuck the uchiha
>Then the show will immediately sway into the DARKNESS, prove me wrong
Not immediately. I don't think we'll start to hit DARKNESS territory until Bort's seal starts acting up and he goes through a CS1 Sasuke-type stage.
Get out of /a/, you authentic manchildren who couldn't take a hint for ten fucking years how much you are hated here. This is a soulless cash grab that exists only for laziness of Jump and money derived from a series that was already garbage enough as it is.
Kids watching it in Japan literally have not lived long enough to know that this is a replacement, but you reading this hopefully are well aware how fucking low you would have to be to watch it if you are older than maybe 12.
>boys don't count
Mitsuki really wants it though
>hurr my caricature excuses me watching garbage for kids
Which ship do you like the best? Are you into homo shipping too? Get the fuck out of the board. Narutards objectively fail the quality test thus should be excluded from /a/ by default.
Are you sure, how about that time Naruto fainted and started to hyperventilate when the coolest messenger told him Sauce is wanted criminal?
Can't believe they're trying to outgay the whole Naruto-Sasuke homoship. I miss the times I was blind to fujobaiting and just thought everyone saw friends as friends just like me.
Your'e not supposed to sexualise the bort
I don't blame you, after Pain it really did get fucking messy.
In my opinion part 1 was great with the only real boring arc being the tsunade arc, Shippuden wasn't as good but it had some great moments, but the moment Pain rezzed konoha was the moment it never recovered.
Madara was fun, but everything else was just a mess.
>after Pain it really did get fucking messy
>lol here's a mass regeneration completely making everyone's deaths pointless
>and sasuke is edgier than ever and his edgy quest is the main focus of the next arc
>and naruto is like a battered house wife crying over her abusive lover being taken away by the cops
It was just... just so bad, in every conceivable way.
So long as Bort never hyperventilates over Mohawk he'll be a better character. That was unforgivable.
>with the only real boring arc being the tsunade arc
>Itachi coming back and fucking sauce up harder than anyone
>Naruto learning the Rasengan
>three way deadlock
It was still pretty fucking cool. Destruction of the Leaf was probably the most boring IMO. Death of the Third was pretty great though.
Yeah and don't even get me started on the war, it went on for like 4 years, but I only vaguely remember at best what happend during that arc.
The only thing I actually remember was the shit with Madara.
>One thing I'm happy about in regard to Boruto is that Ikemoto is really pushing Bolt-Salad instead
I bet Kishi isn't complaining because it's basically NaruSasu with less edge and one of the parties has a vagina.
I dunno the tsunade arc always felt like the weakest for me.
the Itachi thing was cool I guess and Rasengan too, but I really didn't care that much for tsunade, she always felt like really weak compared to Jiraiya and Orochimaru,
I thought the destruction of the leaf part was cool, because of the third vs Orochimaru and Gamabunta vs shukakku.
>everyone joked about how Bort and Salad would look like they're into each other because of how Kishi writes "rivalries"
>nope it turns out they actually want to fuck each other
Gotta say, that kind of took me by surprise.
>but I really didn't care that much for tsunade
Neither did I, hence why I didn't bother mentioning her. Her tits were rocking though
Point is all of the main arcs in part 1 were good. Some were great, but all were good.
after that it was Orochimaru and edo kages vs the third which was cool and I love gamabunta so I was pretty hyped when he fought with the shukkaku, but I can see why someone would consider it the weakest arc.
Well damn. Didn't know I could despise Kishi more than I already did.
make that 22
>I just didn't think he'd be born from a lizard guy's boypussi
Well if it makes you feel any better, he was cloned. Orochimaru made another too, significantly older. He's kind of like his big brother, goes by Log.
it has been 12 years since i follow this anime/manga.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DM0jNpCmJ4
Sasuke/Naruto really sucked though... And their sun/moon thind was more about rivality and opposition. It's not the case now. It's about beeing side by side forever, not trying to kill eachother and beeing reincarnated bros
Boruto is not for sex
it's was also about team 7 falling appart, you know not just sauce
Mitsuki isn't his rival, he doesn't need to go down a dark path
No, kishi wanted to miror his relationship with his twiin brother (sho's also a magaka by the way. he wrote 666 satan)
You mean those guys who went on one serious mission by accident and then spent the rest of their brief time together bickering and generally being dicks to each other?
Fuck Team 7. It's trash. Jesus the Land of Iron arc was the worst one in Shippuden. Fucking Christ Naruto was such a little bitch
>Mitsuki isn't his rival
Bort has a few rivals, I don't think Mitsuki is one of them. If anything they seem more like companions.
Shikadai and Shinki are more traditional rivals, the latter of which has yet to conflict.
Kawaki seems like a nemesis. He went too far and did what Sasuke could only dream of in his edgiest dreams of DARKNESS.
the realise the first time he's introduce, he have a woman's body, right?
Orochimaru's sex changes often. I don't think he cares. Or else he would tell mitsuki "I'm your dad" and not "It doesn't matter if I'm not mother of father"
Orochimaru probably think of himself as a "it"
If we go by the VA, Orochimaru was female all this time
nah. Boruto is say to be a "caring friend". He's not a bully. Plus watch the trailer, he also befriends that meek glasses guy.
Son of Uzumaki Naruto, who is the Seventh Hokage and leader of the village. With an unheard of nature, he immediately ditches his training and is not serious, but he is actually a prodigy and possesses a kind side that cares for his friends more than anyone. He brushes off the label of “Son of the Seventh” and decides in his heart “I will follow my own path.”
>Team Kakashi is taking all the most useless dysfunctional fucks and putting them on a team with the most antisocial teacher
>turns out 2 of them are the reincarnated sons of ninja Jesus
>Team Konohamaru is taking all the most OP and cooperative kids and putting them on a team with a skilled goofball
>Naruto hyperventilating over Sasuke being branded as a criminal.
>Sakura trying to manipulate Naruto with a fake confession.
>Sasuke's edge power going maximum.
Literally Team 7 had it's worse and Kakashi had to watch all of it.
>implying it's not just Naruto playing matchmaker
Shikamaru probably grumbled at him for min-maxing one team with his and Sasuke's kids. Not like he's one to talk, though. Muh InoShikaCho combo legacy
why doesn't he simply say he's mitsuki's father though?...
I mean, using watashi could just be a habit.
He can't really say that orochimaru is a man if he's a woman's body. Plus he was in a woman's body when he was introduced.
He's more like a spirit with no fixed sex
I don't think that really matters, from what I have gathered watashi is just a polite way of saying "I", I don't think it is a female pronoun like how ore and boku are usually used by boys.
I could be completely off the mark since all my knowledge from the japanese language comes from anime and manga and those do not represent japan as well as some might think.
Then Orochimaru asked if he could get in on that shit and for Konohamaru to babysit his kid.
I'm just glad the villain won't be an Uchiha/ayy lmao. I wonder where this Kawaki kid comes from anyway.
These are your ninjas tonight
>metaphorical son of Naruto and Sasuke vs. genetic son of Naruto and Sasuke
We've reached peak pottery. George Lucas could only dream of rhyming like this.
Chouchou is stacked for someone still in the academy.
You might not even be that far off the mark since he has Nart's and Sauce's hair color and it would also explain how he could be a threat.
>short blonde hair + long black hair
>blue eyes + black eyes = grey eyes
>dresses similarly to early Shippuden Sasuke
This is starting to sound less crazy the more I think about it.
still pissed off about the kaguya switcheroo
>First 20 episode is about Chill Academy/Genin Adventures n shit.
>Then the show will immediately sway into the DARKNESS, prove me wrong.
Hey if Naruto had done that then I might not have hated it so hopefully it does.
this. Narutos story is fucking broken because so many of the pillars that are supposed to hold it up don't exist. Team 7 did basically 1 or 2 missions, 1 shitty exam that lasted a billion fucking episodes and then they split up, the hokage died and everybodies crying about the good old days of genin ninja missions as team 7 which they never even fucking did.
It's my biggest problem with the series.
There we supposed to be other missions after Zabuza. But Kishi's editor suggested a tournament to heat things up. Team Gai was originally conceived as being from another village, that's why there weren't shown with the rest of the genin's in the earlier chapters.
Heh, sorry but whatever you want will have to wait AFTER they redo the movie again in episodic style B)
That explains so much.
Exactly. The only time they seemed like friends or even a fucking team was that episode where they try to take kakashis mask. Apparently they actually do the ninja missions they were supposed to later on a million filler episodes. It's too late man, you already fucked up by having the entire plot revolve around a tournament that lasts a few fucking days yet goes on forever
At least it saved best boy from the shame of having his skull cracked by Sakura.
But Bort is pretty gay for Sasuke too.
I can't wait to see her blossom into an edgy mess.
>has hyuuga eyes
Eye. He has one, in the future. No idea where he got it.
Of course, if the Byakugan offers near-360 vision and not much else, why the fuck would anyone need two? Doesn't that just waste chakra?
Will Sarada ever meet her grandpa?
>Implying the Boruto anime will follow the manga
There's a reason why Naruto has been going on for 700+ episodes with 700 chapters as a basis. Studio Pierrot loves their filler.
I bet you that they'll take 100 episodes before even covering the movie arc. Similarly, I bet their Black Clover anime will cover every single paragraph of the LN.
he and Tobirama did nothing wrong
>“It seems that Sarada and Mitsuki are going to have a more developed relationship from now on.”
In the beginning they are merely classmates, with Sarada being an unsociable girl, and Mitsuki having an unreadable atmosphere around him. (TL Note: can’t read the rest of text)
They're going to bond over how much they love Bort, calling it now. Like how Naruto and Sakura bonded over their mutual lust for the Sauce.
No but that was true love tho
t. retarded NScuck
Also, this kinda makes Naruto seem like a bit of a cuck, with wanting to help Sakura get back the guy she wants to fuck. Of course, he arguably wanted him back for the same reasons.
I mean, with Bort getting the ayy lmao tattoo, someone needs to inherit the toad contract. Maybe Himawari can be useful for something after all. Frog Kata + Gentle Fist would be devastating.
>Hima learns Sage Mode
>Bort uses his tattoo arm to do the thing where tall siblings hold back their younger brother or sister and prevent them from hitting them
Someone needs to draw this
>Salad in disguise
Wouldn't that look like Sasuke?
Judging by Boruto can see the Momo's ghost, does that means that he can also see Neji's too?
>more like dumb filler bullshit with Villager Of The Day until the manga proceeds with the plot
This, if the anime team can strech 20 something weekly chapters for Naruto in the span of almost 2 years then they sure as hell going to do the same to bort with like what 12 or 20+ chapters worth or material.
Why the fuck did they suddenly decide to have Salad in her disgusting manga outfit? Both the teaser trailer and the website use her normal outfit. Fuck this shit.
Yeah, honestly I was hoping they wouldn't need to add that it looks like shit
I'm more of a Mirai fag.
I hope Boruto finally perfects Minato's Hiraishin technique by obviating the need for a kunai somehow.
We will this time, because it's fucking Moegi. Who gives a shit? Either that or she'll tag along as a fourth senior member ala Yamato.
I hope he got Enma or one of his descendants.
I know it's more of a pipe dream, I just love her tomboy wardrobe choice.
I pretty much just want to see all the new chunin and jounin in action, just to see how they progressed.
More like the guy who killed grampa
>It's another good anime goes to shit as the show slowly advances episode
I can't wait until Naruto dies and then Burito fights world ending ninja aliens. Oh, and there will obviously be a timeskip. Fun.
Technically grandpa killed himself but Jesus Christ you're right.
His later outfit does, though. And his future outfit has lines at the elbows like Minato's, while overall resembling Naruto's Hokage outfit and having the button layout resemble Sasuke's vest.
Because fuck you that's why.
It made sense when she was, unbeknownst too her, the late karin and the wandering broken hearted evil ninja sasuke's kid.
Some orphan that Sakura took in and raised as her daughter.
Hell, even her sharingan were supposed to be perma sealed. The first and only gift he gave his newborn baby girl.
Her wanting to become hokage was supposed to be all poetry and shit. You know, the orphan child wants to be the most respected and beloved person in the village. That and she's probably the one who'd truly redeem the sharingan wielding sociopaths.
Naruto taught her that bonds are more than just blood (so raise you're wife's son goy) so she wants to form bonds with the entire village i.e. "deliver bento" - but since that's impractical, she'll just become Hokage, someone who sees the village as extended family.
It wouldn't be so bad if Kishi didn't decide to make Sasuke go rogue for the entire of the manga and then try to pretend that Team 7 was some deep emotional bond.
Regardless of what Kishi's original intentions were Team 7 turned out to be absolute dog shit especially when you compare Naruto's friendship with people who actually gave a fuck about him like Iruka, Gaara, Chouji, Shikamaru, Lee, or anyone outside of the Team 7 shitfest.
Bolt loves his burgers!
Oh it will be a mess. Dadruto managed to contain the first outburst, but he won't be around all the time.
>This... is better than ramen
>They only did one mission together.
well it's not kishi behind the main writing anymore, but he is listed as an editor? So he will make sure the world stays consistent, but all the talented people who worked with him, will be driving the story. It looks like we'll be mainly focusing on the Hyuga clan/Homura side of the coin.
I could buy it's because Naruto was an orphan and his first "friendship" was Team 7. When your that deprived even shitty friends seem like the most amazing thing ever. Sakura was just a dumb fangirl who liked the prettiest boy. Sasuke treated them both like shit the majority of the manga until literally the last chapter, even then he's still aloof. Kakashi was such a shitty sensei that all his students had to learn from someone else and he never did anything but watch the shitshow from the sidelines.
>but he won't be around all the time.
I think our boy's got it handled
They actually did an episode about him being a shitty sensei. They basically go into detail that he was in Anbu and that Hirazen thought he was losing it with Minato's loss and asked him to teach.
>They basically go into detail that he was in Anbu and that Hirazen thought he was losing it with Minato's loss and asked him to teach
>sorry you lost your friends and sensei Kakashi but I have something to cheer you up
>I'm going to put you in charge of the lives of three adorable ninja children
>you know like that boy who got crushed to death by rocks saving you and that girl you killed with your chidori
>well happy teaching
Hiruzen is the real villain of this series.
well when you put it like that!
i do like that they show him inheriting the Hokage position from Tobirama, It suggests he's not ready for politics and puts him in a position where he would make poor decisions.
I'm actually surprised you don't see much of that with Tsunade and Kakashi. When are they dealing with politics and hard decisions? Will Naruto have a say on assassinating children or some shit?
Kishi has a thing for making his adult characters shitty mentors and parents with the exception of Iruka.
Nothing will ever top Minato killing himself and using his son as a demon lock box, Hiruzen letting Naruto get emotionally neglected and stigmatized, and godfather Jiraiya being absent all Naruto's life then stealing his money for prostitutes and alcohol.
I'm guessing Kishi is projecting a lot into his writing.
Edo Tensei was one one the worse things to come out of the series. I'll admit it had promise and a few characters did make it interesting but holy shit did kishi drop the ball and just made it awful the longer it kept being used.
How could an edgy coldsteel OC ninja even manage to kill not one, but two Ninja Gods?
The only one who ever managed to do that was Bort, and he basically just did the killshot while the Kages and Ninja Jesuses #1 and #2 did almost everything else, including giving the chakra to the Rasengan that killed the ayylmao. Hell, even Hagoromo and Hamura couldn't kill Kaguya and just sealed her instead.
Hiruzen popped in once in a while to give him his ninja welfare.
>He killed Sauce too?
If he were alive he'd probably be helping Boruto or just killed that edgy fucker himself.
That is the problem with making characters too strong and then trying to drag the story out beyond them.
I honestly can't believe you're all so stupid to take chapter 1 at face value when it's obvious some kind of red herring.
Yes, they would totally just spoil Naruto's fucking death on the very first page. You goddamned mongoloids.
That's my point. Burrito had to get the help of four Kages, Nardo and Sauce in order to have a killshot. How the fuck is Coldsteel the Ninja going to manage to kill the Ninja Gods on his own? If not on his own, who the hell is there remaining to help him? Sauce and Nardo are by far the two most powerful non-alien people in the planet.
Man, I'm still trying to figure out why Sasuke and Naruto weren't sent to the orphanage Kabuto was at?
Or just any orphanage?
Considering war is the village's primary export, I doubt they are the only orphans around.
Can we all agree that Tenten is 10/10. You think she ever got the D from anyone. From a literal who of course. I wouldnt feel comfortable about her fucking Lee.
The only things I remember in particular are that the resurrected Mizukage was fucking aces, Gaara was powered by fucking huges, and there was a really cool part where Kakashi fought Zabuza again, then used his sword to take on all Seven Swordsmen at once.
Other than that it could have skipped straight to the Obito fight for all I cared.
What the fuck? Thats pretty gay m8
>What's sealed in him?
Maybe you're craving decent interactions between an Uzumaki and an Uchiha
i like that he's somewhat of a failure as a ninja, cheats/takes shortcuts and he's wittier and more no-nonsense than Naruto.
not a bad protag, he goes through angst because his dad is so busy, but that goes away quickly when he realized how much weight his dad has to carry as hokage.
You mean like the supposed Hokage being alive and allowing Konoha to get wrecked while his edgelord son is the last line of defense?
There is nothing to think critically about because the manga hasn't even progressed since then.
Which eventually grows to become this thing.
You should see the original.
But that was 10 months ago. Things have improved significantly since then.
As if supposed god tier Hokage getting weakened by some goth kid is any better. No matter how you slice it it's cheap drama.
Everything you are implying is not backed up by this shitty manga so far. Maybe in another 2 years it will finally get to the point.
Which could be understood: he was an orphan who didn't know about his parents, had a chakra monster sealed inside him, most of the village hated and/or feared him, and so he spent a lot of time literally alone, so he did a lot of stupid shit because he craved attention.
Meanwhile Burt's issue is that his dad is the Ninja President and he's so full of work he doesn't even send a proper Shadow Clone to spend time with him or something. Which is kind of a dick move on its own, but he still has his friends, his family, Sauce-sensei, and the respect of the village, so he really doesn't have an excuse besides being a little shit.
>People actually like that edgy little faggot?
Yeah, about 300k or so, judging by the views on that trailer.
Sorry, anon. Not everyone shares your irrational hatred of a character.
I didn't like him until the movie. Then he got some character development.
The music playing when Naruto powered up his Rasengan was the first time I'd actually smiled at something Naruto-related in years.
Besides the Naruto-Sakura shippers having the ultimate meltdown
He stopped being a little shit at the end of the movie. Did you even see it? If you did you'd realize you're bitching about nothing.
Meanwhile Naruto stayed annoying pretty much until the very end.
I didnt think he was that bad, especially as the series went on. And everyone cried about muh Sasuke because the Uchiha turned into the fucking driving force behind the show so that isnt saying much.
And Naruto got the worst of it by turning into a battered ex-girlfriend who literally hyperventilates over his edgy husbando.
Also, every time Naruto did something cool, he immediately says something to completely ruin it. Coolest Guy, anyone?
>tfw Naruto's one of the only manga characters that actually visibly grew the fuck up when he became an adult
How many times has an adult version of the MC actually looked older and not just a taller version of themselves?
That's part of his character saying something dumb messing up his chances to look cool. Because being cool isnt really his strong suit, it just happens incidentally. Not like Sasuke who's whole thing is trying hella hard to be cool.
Bort the Movie spelled it out for you: Naruto was a hopeless idiot with no talent, but he was also 100% genuine with everyone and never compromised who he was, and that was its own sort of charm to the people around him.
>Naruto was a hopeless idiot with no talent
Except actually ninja Jesus destined to save the world
>but he was also 100% genuine with everyone
Sometimes too genuine
>and that was its own sort of charm to the people around him
I never watched Naruto for Naruto. It was always the supporting cast who interested me the most.
Pretty sure it was intentional. Naruto never gets many cool moments that arent capped off with him ruining it. He's a buffoon much of the time and that's by design but he's not one note about it.
Calling the guy who killed your parents, your friends, and started a war the coolest guy is not intentional. I mean, it is, but the intent carries no degree of sarcasm or self-awareness.
That's why everyone here laughed at it. Because it was a crowning achievement in stupidity for this series.
I wasnt talking about that moment specifically i mean as the series started out, because like you said things got really stupid. I wasnt talking about those moments since pretty much no one got out of that series not being dragged through the mud.
You better hope I don't find you
Her having her sharingan perma sealed by Sasuke because he knew it sucked balls to have it and her relying on chakra chains and her chakra pool to do anything would have been good.
Her accidentally unlocking it after seeing sasuke after a long time would have also been fairly dramatic.
They actually aren't friends.
They kind of hate each other. If anything most of his queer obsession with him should have been palmed off on Sakura, with the real drama being Naruto, the prospective leader of the village wanting to bring him in as a criminal, Sasuke wanting to destroy the village/be and edgy cunt for no discernable reason and Sakura wanting to "save him".
i actually like the art in boruto i think the new guy is an excellent draftsman and can do a pretty damn good job with the Kishimoto style. things do look different, but it's close enough. It
reminds me of Toriyama's videogame projects and how the art teams handle his style. Different but close, like Dragon Quest heroes might be the one of the best versions of his art.
Does she seriously just sit around the house all day doing nothing? What happened to being the "Byakugan Princess" or the heir to the Hyuuga clan? Is her entire life waiting for Naruto to come home at a reasonable enough time to have a quickie after the kids are asleep?
She never was really cut out to be a ninja in the first place anyway and her father disowned her of being head of the main clan for Hanabi. Her character mainly of being around her family fits her development at least.
While she is acknowledged as a born leader and is in fact leagues more powerful then Hanabi, everyone knows that she's a terrible ninja and doesn't have what it takes to be the kind of cold hearted iron cunted alpha bitch that her clan wants as the heiress apparent.
Can we all agree that this shit looks ugly and retarded as fuck and that this mangaka is better off doing his own thing rather than ruining kishi's work?
I'm surprised it took people this long enough to realize Kishi was trying to make Naruto a literal saint with no negative feelings towards anyone.
I mean, he considers Sasuke his best friend despite how shitty he's always been towards him. He considers Sakura a friend despite how shitty she is towards him. Is him forgiving Obito (who at least died while helping him in the end) is really out of character for him? Really?
Both of them admired each other and wanted to be friends but were too tsundere to actually say it while Sasuke was still in the village but then admitted it in the end. At least that's how Kishi justifies it.
I'm pretty certain Kishi fucked up and didn't know what to do with Sasuke for most of part 2 so he just made Naruto think about him a lot to keep him somewhat tied to the main plot.
hopefully its one of 2 reasons
the first being they have her change into the other outfit after a timeskip since the trailer is clearly set before both the movie and the scarlet spring naruto gaiden.
the second excuse is that it'd be her "casual outfit" like how naruto sometimes also just wears a sweatshirt and baggy pants now.
Clearly stated that they kept it a secret because everyone would want to kill him because his dad pwned too many noobs in the war.
That's the reason, though Kishi never really followed up on it after people found out who he was.
Towards the end they sort of state that Lady Hinata has the qualifications of being a leader but she's not cut out for being as agressive as is needed. She's soft hearted.
And she outright stomped Hanabi, she simply would not, even if it meant her death or getting kicked out, kill or seriously hurt her.
And in the fight against pain she pretty much did more damage then any other member of her clan. Including Hanabi and Neji.
Even that crappy fucking movie with the moon people said that she's top bitch of her clan.
Face it, she's not the leader because she's not a cunt.
She's litterally every guy who's a bad ass and has all of the qualifications to be the leader but doesn't have the killer instinct and only wants to be a normal jack off or help the people that they see as good leaders.
>Both of them admired each other and wanted to be friends but were too tsundere to actually say it while Sasuke was still in the village but then admitted it in the end. At least that's how Kishi justifies it.
Nothing, at any point, in the entire series, said that. And no, those clumsy as fuck retconned in THEY REALLY ACKNOWLEDGED EACH OTHER! flash backs do not fucking cut it.
Naruto litterally has better friendships with Kiba and Rock Lee. Literally.
Boruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Boruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Boruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Boruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
She has a long D-rank mission to take care of..
married some girl living in the sewers with her talking cat.
If there's one thing I hope this series does is give the Kohona 11 more screen time. They'll be the adults now, so I expect to see some good shit from them when shit goes down.
Give 10/10 a decent fight, shes got an ace design, and for such an unimportant character, a big fanbase. Shino is the academy teacher so at least it's off to a good start.
>OMG housewife means literally dead its not being alive and shit
She's got two kids to raise and a house to take care of. I know that this gets no respect in this "Progressive" age and you see it as absolute shit, but it is real work. One of those kids is too young for school still, she's gotta watch that one all day until she can send it to ninja school. As a ninja she already reached her life goal during the war, she was able to stand side by side with naruto and prove she had guts, and she saved his life twice. She's already proved herself, doesn't need to keep going with it. Being a ninja wasn't her end goal. Just because she's not constantly seeking power doesn't mean anything about her is a failure, that's kinda retarded to think so. If anything she's a realist, she knew what she wanted.
Takes a lot of shit to keep a house under control with two kids.
Her sister has been the heir since they were like eight years old, when her father disowned her that one time.
It played out its role, she bridged the gap and helped stop Toneri. She passed on the relavent Byakugan plot stuff to her kids. Its already been revealed that Boruto is special since he has Byakugan blood. The mystical part of Byakugan went to his ass.
Doesn't work the same way I guess. They can travel but Kaguya could warp herself and everyone within a certain area. The point I was making is that they can't get stranded by her
>She's got two kids to raise and a house to take care of.
Thats less impressive when you are a rich girl married to the ninja president. She probably has an army of maid taking care of everything, not to mention superspeed+Byakugan should make taking care of the house and brats a walk in the park.
>Is her entire life waiting for Naruto to come home at a reasonable enough time to have a quickie after the kids are asleep?
And what's wrong with that?
There are no records.
You can't prove that.
He is a war hero. In two world wars. Thats quite an achievement.
>who asssinated the former hokage
He also resurrected all the former hokages
>being allowed to stroll around the village
He is under surveillance, nothing to worry about.
That is actually the ideal life. Not having to work because your husband hold the most powerful position in the village. You could just do whatever you want all day and make sweet love at night.
>Catches glimpses of mommy and daddy wrestling each other in their room
more like his teamates fapping to him.
Look, on of them already has a pic kek
Salad's going to give herself rug burn.
Good thing that she seems like she'd be into that sort of thing
Well, except for that huge underground lab under konoha that anbu confronted him in that was filled with tanks full of disected bodies off the people who had gone missing from konoha including women and children.
As I recall the former hokage was part of the assault team that broke in and saw everything.
I mean, that's basically what the Sharingan is - a corrupted Byakugan. But I'm sure it'll develop some crazy powers of its own throughout the new series, or Bort will find some crazy ways to put it to use. Or it'll turn into the Tenseigan later on.
You have it backwards. The Rinnegan is an evolved Sharingan, which is a mutation of the Byakugan via the Shinju chakra fruit.
The Byakugan has its own evolution, which is the Tenseigan. No Ootsutsuki has had the Tenseigan, so it can be assumed to be a mutation specific to Hamura's genetic line.