why can't asuka just be happy

cuz she loves Shinji

cuz she is shit.

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>>154530025

>>154529869
There's hope for her after EOE.

>>154529869
she's female

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>>154529869
Because rei is god and if Rei is god she created asuka to be shit on purpose

>>154530468
Fuck off Reifag

>>154529869
>>154530468
Fuck off Reifags

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>>154529869
Because Shinji is too passive to understand her advances, and she needs someone to confide in due to her having problems with parental upbringing, similar to Shinji.

Also, does anyone know what episode this screenshot is from? I viewed every classroom scene I could find yet I still can't find this particular scene.

>>154530687
I vaguely remember them arguing or something around this part?

Someone pilfered a pencil or something along those lines. I think it might have been when he "didn't make lunch" for the both of them.

>>154530687
You have to meticulously watch every episode from the beginning.

>>154530687

My guess is 21

>>154530687
I just recently started rewatching eva with a friend who never finished it, this is a scene or two after the part where asuka kisses shinji.

>narcissistic
>violent
>haughty
>electra complex

Asuka fails so much as a woman, she turned Shinji gay. Sad!

>>154531376
Maybe this is what Anno was trying to tell us, that women are just bitches and whores and we should go GREEK.jpg

>>154531125
>>154531138
>>154531168
>>154531177
Thanks, I found it at the 20 minute mark on episode 15. Shinji's gaze is clearly on Rei's empty seat, but is Asuka's gaze on the seat or on Shinji? Based on the angle of her eyes I would guess on Shinji, as it demonstrates how Asuka want his affection to be on her, not Rei.

>>154531508
You wish, crackshipper.

Cuz joos want their tang.

>>154531508
She looks like she's looking at her comptuer

>>154531458
This, especially seeing how all the eva women are portrayed in such a fashion and Kaworu is shown in a perfect light.

Asuka becomes a promiscuous whore when she's older, anyway.

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>>154531458

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>>154531539
>>154531577
Doesn't look like she is looking at her computer

>>154531710
Yeah, it literally does.

>>154531643
Fuck off Reifag

>>154531757
I was once an asukafag and now retired, but its true. She can't love anyone and the live action segment she becomes like Misato.

I'm not even a reifag, it just took me a while to realize all the eva girls are trash.

>>154529869
Why couldnt you?

>>154529869
because she'll never be as good as rei

Because Anno wrote her like that

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>>154529869

>>154532336
Fuck off Reifag

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Contrary to the all the motivationals, happiness isn't something you turn on with the flick of a switch.

>>154532531
Wtf this poster makes me mad

>>154529869
I dunno.
Why can't I be happy either?
Why can't anyone be happy?
Is happiness the greatest scam in history?

>happiness meme
Why should people even pursue it? It just comes occasionally. Just be yourself and do what you truly like. I, for example, like to masturbate to loli doujinshi, so I'm happy

>>154532499
They are both shite, m80.

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>>154532723
True

>>154532787
Shinji is objectively and subjectively the best girl.

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>>154532787
Why boner

>>154529869
She doesn't let herself

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If only Shinji was man enough to make her happy

She's literally the most incompetent pilot despite having trained all her life. Literally beaten by a random teenager picked off the street. No more than a pawn in the grand scheme of things. Expendable.

>>154529869
Borderline personality disorder due to shit upbringing and childhood trauma. Makes it almost impossible to be happy*

T. Borderline male
*Spectrum is extremely wide and ymmv

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Asuka will only be happy when Shinji gets mad enough and hate fucks her

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Fuck yeah man Asuka just needs some real old fashioned D I S C I P L I N E

>>154534404
Shinji just needs a spine.
A spine of his own, not his mom's spine.

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>>154534443
Yes

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>>154534443
Shinji not being a fucking man is literally the only problem with evangelion

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Fucking tough guy shinji woulda fixed everything

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>fucks bitches
>does't care to ask
>they're fucking happy about it

All's right with the world.

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>tough guy shinji when faced with asuka's undeveloped body

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>>154532787
Draw a perfect girl, call it a boy.

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Yes. Tough guy shinji gives assuka but two choices: be happy or be punished

>>154534404
>>154534331
>>154534271
>>154534451
>>154534508
>>154534590
>>154534626
>>154534723
Fuck off Reifag

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>>154534764

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>>154530687
>>154531508
This occurs in episode #15, in the wake of Shinji and Asuka's kiss. The kiss is the beginning of her mental and emotional descent, as referenced in the BANK imagery in Episode #22'. She failed to connect to Shinji (a hopeless task from the beginning) and it is already tormenting her even at this early stage.

Also tied into this is Asuka's (arguably correct) perception of Rei as a key stumbling block, referenced directly in Episode #26', and leading Asuka's ever increasing hostility towards Rei in later episodes.

Close on this comes Shinji's surpassing of Asuka's sync-rate score in the next episode, which discommodes Asuka professionally as well as personally. Eventually she collapses completely, placing the blame squarely on Shinji, and particularly the failure of the kiss in #15. The scene is revisited, literally, in the End of Evangelion #26' dreamscape, where this time Asuka's turntable rejection of Shinji becomes the final nail in his psychological coffin, his subsequent mental breakdown triggering the literal deconstruction of all life into liquid orange consciousness goop, as he was piloting Eva-01 at the time.

>>154534295
Everyone was a pawn.

>>154535249
Shinji luuuvs Asuka

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>>154534764
ACTIVATE IT!

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>>154535352
But don't you see? Asuka is literally unimportant. She doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. She's a no factor in Gendo's scenario. Shinji and Rei are instrumental. Asuka's just cannon fodder.

>>154535557
Fuck off exposed Reifag

>trains her whole life to be the #1 ace pilot
>some spineless betacuck blows her the fuck out and effortlessly becomes better because his mommy's ghost haunts the mecha

What a loser.

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>>154535557
Fuck, this is THE genuine Reifag.
I bet you'd start hating Shinji too if he was a threat to Rei's popularity.

>>154535584
The irony being that her mother's ghost also haunts her mecha, but she could only discover it too late.

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>>154535612
>>154535580

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Asuka wouldn't last a day with tough guy shinji around. He knows her weakness

Reifags are cancer.

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>>154535961
>reifags

>>154536085
What the fuck is wrong with this artist?

But more importantly, where can I get more?

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>>154536134

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>>154532787
>that pic

>>154529869
because she's a cunt

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>>154536242
It's okay, anon. Traps aren't gay.

>>154536242
>you will never fire a 500mm caliber DEagle
KILL ME.

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>>154535612
Wait for Shinji to be confirmed Angel in the fourth movie and watch how Reifags completely lose it REI WAS THE ONLY ANGEL BUT NOW ASUKA AND SHINJI ARE ANGELS TOO ANNO IS PANDERING TO ASUKAFAGS AND SHINJIFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>154536273
>girls
>traps
that's not how things work, anon

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>>154534741

>>154536134
https://exhentai.org/tag/artist:hawkear

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>>154536134
>>154536534
Forgot pic

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>>154536364
I will never get tired of Reifag tears

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>>154536364
>literal rei faggot

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>reifags
>they exist

How is it possible?

>>154536794
Fuck off Reifag

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>>154537308
Fuck you

>>154537349
WTF is with these disgusting Shinji faces?

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>>154529869
She thinks she has to be the best by working really hard.

What pokemon would Asuka have?

>>154537490
Charmander.

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Would Asuka be better off if Shinji just told her she was the best? Would that calm her tits and save the world?

>>154529869
Because she needs people (specifically Shinji) to know how amazing she is to feel validated. Plus she doesn't handle rejection well.

>>154537544
She feels worse and worse being the only one who thinks she is awesome. No one validates her. Ever. Especially not stupid Shinji. If he did, they would have saved the world. Remind you of anyone anon? Yeah, that was you and all your friends. You didn't validate them. So they died. Way to go.

>>154537539
She wants his heart, so no.

>>154537578
They were hindering my goals.

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>>154537428
Eat shit if Shinji was bad ass enough to look like this the series would have had a happy ending, not the autistic ending it had

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>>154537539
What Shinji really needs to do to calm her tits down is train her like the fuckpig she is

Think about it

She spent her entire childhood and early teenage years with the xboxhueg weight of the world on her shoulders, being told that she'd better train hard and save the world or everyone would rip her up like a old doll and replace her

What she badly needs is to submit to a bigger, better, higher power than her so that she can finally R E L A X and be happy for once

>>154532531
If you can do complex chemistry and have no issues with larceny it very much is!

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>>154537490
Alolan Abra - and she'd spoil him/it/her with vitamn supplements every day!
>Arael, you scream so divinely! W-w-w-what, I thought you WANTED to talk!DON'T RUN AWAY NOW!! THIS IS THE *PERFECT* MOMENT BETWEEN US!!!

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>>154532787

>>154537428
He looks ready and able to make Tokyo-3 a bunch of offers it would not be in good sense to refuse. Just the perspective of a absolutely legitimate businessman on the board, if you were curious.

>>154538004
Impressive, but not very timely on the bigger picture short stuff.

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>>154538027
Absofuckinglutely. Tokyo-3 once chewed out the man and spit him out! They hadn't any idea what kind of monster they'd just unleashed

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Wew this thread managed to be even more disgusting than your average Eva thread.

>>154538075
I'm sorry Hawkrear, these faces are just too goofy to take seriously.

>>154534626
You remind me of a brotber in law I don't ever talk with, he wasn't very creative either.

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>>154538027
Now only thing that's left in him is pure rage.

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>>154538133
RAGE.

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>>154538135
R A G E

>>154538112
What was wrong with it?

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>>154538112
More disgusting than your fucking face, faggot? I don't think so!

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>>154534751
Best Shinji in one image, thread claimed in the name of the Imperium and Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
>>154538112
Thread has been REDEEMED Hanzo darlin'.

I really want to give asuka a hug, all she needs is one.

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>>154538226
Respect for another tough guy Ikari Shinji the master, god knows this world needs more of them to fix everything

>>154538240
And a dildo quad tit fuck from Rei, Mari, Mana and Hikari - but hugs are wonderful too and so are you!
>>154538302
>pic related
But would BLACK Shinji be able. TO. DO. IT!?

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>>154538394
>WHEN I'M DRIVING OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY STURANKSU!

>>154538394
Stop talking to yourself, moron

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>>154538240
You really licked it! You fucking bitch! Even though you were so cool, so confident, so pretty! You'd become a pig and lick a toilet for a hug!? Traitor! How dare you betray my feelings for you!? Unforgivable!! I'm going to punish you for this!!

>>154538394
B L A C K E D Shinji can do anything

>>154538452
>The implication that I am, in point of fact, the only moron on this thread today
>hahahahaha
>Oh, a jest
>It is to laugh

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>>154538452
The only moron is the fuck pig who drew these faces

>>154538112
Blame Reifags

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>>154538681
>asuka when faced with all these reifags

>>154538747
That's her face when she sees my dick and the realization I'm going to destroy her ass.

>>154536534
Gracias mi amigo

>>154538891
You said it. Faggot OP kept pondering what she needed to be happy. Turns out she just needed to be B L A C K E D like all the others. Imagine her pure germanico-japanese body being ravaged and impregnated

>>154539050
She's like a quarter Japanese.

This thread is absolute degeneracy. Posts must be reported, participants must be executed.

>>154529869
Nigga she walked in on her Mom hanging from a rope as she was running to tell her how happy she was to be chosen as an Eva pilot.

>>154529869
cause she's from a crappy edgy anime