Make a wish upon the /a/ monkey paw, what could go wrong?
A new season of Berserk.
>>154516713
>now with more boat
>>154516713
guess what comes back
>>154516750
Kek
I'm not touching that shit after psycho pass season 2.
>>154516713
>berserk season 2
>30 episodes
>adapt all remaining material
>series ends at boat because theres no more fucking material
>no island
>no griffith slap
>because the arc is not completemiura dies and season 3 never ever
this is true suffering
>>154516653
I want a pawjob from Monkey.
After what it did to Ryoko last time? Fuck no!
A sequel to the Boku no Pico series
>>154516653
I want to be a magical girl!
>>154518086
you're now a magical girl(male)
>>154516653
Seacats anime.
>>154518165
But that's the best possible outcome.
>>154517305
you lose you junk to lice afterwards
>>154516653
i want Davidpro to confirm vento aureo!
Lezhin comic torrents. Paying 50 bucks to read a webcomic aint that good
>>154516653
Index S3
>>154516653
Make Anime Great Again.
>I wish for the wish that would make me the happiest.
Done.
>>154518633
Enjoy your disabling ecstatic rapture
>>154516653
I want Kobayashi and Tohru to have lesbian sex until they're both pregnant.
>>154518805
Who wouldn't enjoy a disabling ecstatic rapture of pleasure? Happiness is happiness, even ifyou become a genderbent slut addicted to dickes
>>154518960
>3DPD
That just looks disturbing
I wish for a second season of Darker than Black
>>154519040
Sure, but chinese electric batman is now drunk russian hobo for some reason.
>>154516653
I wish for Konosuba season 3.
Madoka S2
Kyubey wins in the most horrible way possible, doesn't he?
>>154516653
I'd rather die then get close enough to smell that disgusting arm.
>>154518633
Granted.
Whatever you despise now is what makes you the happiest from now on, and you're aware of that change.
>>154516653
An Eyeshield 21 anime that will surpass the manga.
I do not mind dying after watching it.
>>154519433
I don't think this could be interpret like that but anyway, even if is something you despise, you are going to be the happiest you ever been if you buckle up and do that thing.
>>154519642
it changes what would make you the happiest, then it grants your wish.
>>154516653
i want to be a cute girl!
>>154520218
You get the Josef Fritzl treatment. Have fun in the basement!
>>154516653
Baccano! season two
>>154516653
> I wish I had a job :<
>>154520834
Congrats, you're an animator now!
>>154516653
I want to marry thenot-blood-relatedAraragi!
>>154520923
How do people even live without being at least a series director?
I wish I didn't have a chronic physical disability
>>154518214
You aren't actually cute and feminine, you look like a realistic tranny, rather than cute and 2d.
>>154521213
How the fuck are animators so worthless that part-time work is double the salary.
I want to be happy again.It can't twist a wish if it can't make it come true
>>154521213
While I was living in Japan I was paying about ï¿¥50000 a month for rent (about $450). That made about $4500 for rent a year. I could get away with spending $50 on food a week and travel cost my about 30$ a week. Overall living costs were close to about $100 a week and $5000 a year.
I was earning about $20000 a year as a teacher.
I was eating healthy food though, many Japanese people just eat cup ramen which costs about $20 a week for all meals.
Animators barely scrape by per year with their salary, but they don't have much of a life. A weekly shonen jump is a luxury for them.
It's a sad life.
>>154521631
>tfw rent is 2300 a month
>>154516653
I want to make my waifu real.
>>154522399
Granted. She's real, but is disgusted by your mere existence and will never love you.
>>154518186
Made by Deen
>>154516653
The secret formula to a manga plot good enough for /a/
Anime can no longer have girls.
Only traps.
>>154526314
>none of the traps are passable
>>154522399
I had that very same wish and I fulfilled it myself.
I've lost my libido completely, only she can arouse me.
I've lost emotional intensity, I have this almost pathological calm.
I've lost my sense of identify, all that is left is an enormous facade to fend off psychological attacks.
I've lost all my hopes and dreams, I only live for my dear waifu.
It's alright, though. She loves me and I love her. After all, she is me and I am her.
My tulpa.
>>154516653
I wish for a new Mai HiME series and make the fake Hime movie a reality
>>154526553
I don't think it's out of the question, Sunrise keeps digging up their relatively popular stuff. s-CRY-ed had those movies a million years after it first came out.
It's a question of when rather than if.
>>154516653
Delete /pol/ and /v/
>>154527205
Granted.
Those users come to /a/.
I want all monkeys to freeze
>>154518633
For the next 5 seconds you feel incredibly good and happy. The absolute best you have ever felt, nothing could ever come close to feeling as good as you do for those 5 seconds and everything you experiance afterwards for the rest of your life will be dull in comparison. Nothing you experiance, no drugs you take, food you eat, sex you have, etc will feel even 1/10 as good as those 5 seconds.
>>154527430
Nothing has changed.
I wish Shining Heresy was retconned.
>>154516653
I wish to be a 100% adorable anime loli (female).
>>154516653
Make /a/ great again.
I wish for a Kuroko-esque ice hockey anime
>>154528837
You wake up in your fresh new anime home designed by as109, Oyster, and Asanagi.
I want my suffering to end.
>>154516653
All of pic related is canon in Konosuba.
>>154529165
Your suffering will (eventually) end 500 years from now.
>>154529209
You are Megumin.
I want a Vento Aureo anime
>>154529384
Granted, but it's animated entirely in Berserk 2016-tier CG.
I want my waifu to become real, love me unconditionally while staying in character, and for us to live happily until we both die at the age of 85 after a long life in health and prosperity and no terrible life-shattering events or betrayals.
>>154529526
Granted, but every week someone will do pic related to wherever you live. There is no escape. No matter where you go or what you do to keep him out, someone will get into your home and stealthily spread his shit through your entire place. Keep in mind that he's extremly stealthy and has zero mercy. You may not notice that something was tainted right away.
You can live a happy and prosperous life together, but you will do so constantly surrounded by a thin layer another man's shit.
>>154529890
>No matter where you go or what you do to keep him out, someone will get into your home
This implies that this is enough for us to move, which counts as life-shattering, which is addressed in the wish.
>>154516653
I wish the people from /a/ and I were friends.
>>154530322
There is a neverending stream of people from /a/ dressed as your waifu wanting to be more than just friends.
>>154529986
It's common for even happy couples to move for various reasons. The harrassment will never be so strong that you won't be able to ignore most of it with just a bit of air refreshener and mental gymnastics.
Furthermore, you're waifu will quickly come to termes with it. She won't like it by any means unless that's her thing, however she will accept it as long as it means that she can live at your side.
If you're waifu can handle it for you, can't you do the same for her? It's only as big of a deal as you make it out to be.
>>154527205
This, I also want all politically incorrect posts removed from 4chan, this should be a friendly safe place for everyone
>>154516653
I want to be happy.
>>154529526
Your waifu is real, but you have been fake all along. You are an imaginary character that she loves unconditionally in her mind. You live in her fantasy world where you live happily until you both die at the age of 85 after a long life in health and prosperity and no terrible life-shattering events or betrayals. She gets bored of that fantasy with you after a week, then fantasizes about someone else and forgets about you.
>>154530945
Granted, but it comes at the expense of not allowing yourself to wallow in self-pity and working hard to improve yourself.
>>154530842
I don't want /a/ to be politically correct. I just want to witness a shitstorm. And besides, /pol/ has been perma-taken over by reddit anyway.
I want a sequel to Steins;Gate, no... Steins;Gate 0 isn't a sequel. I want more Kurisu cuteness!
>>154530440
That sounds like a pretty good outcome.
>>154530556
But I will not be living happily knowing that my home is being infiltrated and shit on. It will be a breach of the wish.
>>154529433
I'm okay with this