What do you do when a loli is trying to tempt you out of

>>154510928
surrender

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>>154510957
Coward

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>>154511285
They are simply too powerful now, there is nothing we can do.

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>>154510928
What if I became a wizard for the sole purpose of summoning a loli?

>>154512284
then you're probably doing it wrong, but whatever man your wizard powers

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>>154512155
Bullshit, I've been running away from my problems my entire life. I won't lose to a loli.

What do I do when my IRL little sister is getting chubbier (not like a fat piece of shit, actual chubbier) but she still has a really cute face and nice body?

I feel like telling her to start working out.

>>154510928
Well I'm quite ugly and i'm not at all rich so I don't have to worry about this kind of thing..

>>154512606
Tell her to work out before she's in her teens and starts to think that it's ok to be fat.

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>>154512606
I heard sex is great for getting in shape.

>>154512686
You heard wrong. It's all about the diet.

Just bully her by calling her fat and she'll get better.

>>154512606
this >>154512686
You have to let us fuck your imouto

>>154512606
Hide her ice cream under her bed.

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>>154512802
E-evil

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It would be impossible to resist an atte7kusa loli.

>>154510928
>chubby loli

Why everytime I come to /a/ I get a new fetish

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>>154513011
I couldn't tell you

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>>154513513
>vore

>>154510928
do NOT get in the van! there is NO beer!

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>>154512590
You will fail like you do at everything else. Prepare yourself, they aren't going to go easy on you.

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>>154512781
Yeah, the more guys she fucks at once the more weight she'll lose. It's simple math.

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>>154514331
I didn't word that properly. What I meant is that I will not lose when running away from the lolis. Can't rape what you can't catch, bitch.

>>154514235
I mean as long as I get some rock CDs, I could live without the beer

>>154512606
Work on a diet with your imouto, if you can cook for her it would be even better and she might appreciate it more than you telling her to get less fat.
It would be a shame to let her let herself go when you clearly see what is happening and can do something about it.
You'll have to find something that doesn't come across as controlling or trying to tell her what to do with herself, if you can come from the angle of concern and caring without somehow sounding like a dick then try that maybe.

>>154512155
All I have to do is half hikki in my home, I have yet to come across a loli who will seek me out here, let alone know I exist.
You should be safe if you stay indoors too.

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>>154515622
You don't understand what it's like for guys like me who get off work right as the primary schools are out for the day, it's like having to swim home through a tank full of piranhas. I've actually had to start wearing a rape buzzer on my toolbelt now, no man should ever have to do something like that just to walk outside.

>>154510928
What's the name of the artist? I need more.

>>154510928
The second part of OP's pic is way too lewd.

>>154516587
prove it

>>154516526
Read the thread.

>>154516414
>I've actually had to start wearing a rape buzzer on my toolbelt now
I would not advise using that. If you do, every loli in a 100m radius will know that there's fresh meat around.

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why is chubby loli so fucking rare
its easier to find shitting dicknipples doujins than chubby loli ones. this should be illegal.

>>154517141
Because it's the epitome of shit taste. Anorexic skeltal lolis are much sexier.

>>154517333
Chubby lolis > normal lolis >>>>>>>> your mom's diarrhea > skelly lolis

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Consume her.

>>154512611
don't worry there's a niche for this kind of thing too

>>154517439
Only humongous faggots like you would prefer either extreme to the other
>not wanting to cover your loli's tummy in kisses and using it as a pillow
>not brushing your hand through her chest and feeling each individual rib and her bony hips
Maybe you should just jerk off to 3DPD since little girls are clearly not your thing

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>>154517141
At least what little we get is usually god tier. Law of reciprocity.
>>154517439
Chubby/thick loli is supreme. The adorable petiteness of a little girl with all the cushy thickness of a semen demon is best of both worlds.

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>>154510928
Ask her age if its not above 100 I lose all interest.

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>>154517439
Faggot.

>>154518543
100 days?

>>154518783
Months.
Also, it's supposed to be 'below', not 'above'

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My loli has been spending a lot of time with an older girl, should I be worried?

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>>154519609
Depends. Does the older girl spill spaghetti as soon as she sees your loli?

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Umm... guys?
I think I overfed my loli too much....

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>>154519609
depends, if you see or hear about your loli trading cards with her you should immediately call the police. That women is most certainly a vicious pedophile

>>154520594
Did you put creatine in her food?

>>154520594
That's definitely not natty.

>>154520594
Aww, shit, man - you kept the weights too long in her cage - they are only supposed to be in there for fifteen minutes a day - not hours...