Is there a cock in the world big enough to satisfy Jolyne?
>>154501887More than one
>>154501887
Apparently Romeo had one.
>>154501952
delet this
>>154501887
>implying she doesn't make a giant string dildo and makes her stand fuck her
>>154501887
F.F.'s futa cock.
>>154502123
Sounds hot.
>>154502184
What if Holly was the main character of Stardust Crusaders. If she had a punch ghost what would her stand ability be?
>>154502184
>>154502215
Since Jotaro is a man and Holly is a woman and Star Finger is basically like a penis stretching itself when erect. Holly's ability would be a hole that sucks.
>>154502215
Nice file dimensions, cuck.
>>154502184
holly is a fucking waste of a character. we could've had a cool stand user housewife but no, araki had to give a 40 years old the personality of a teenage girl
>>154501887j-jotaro's?
>>154502288
I want to take care of Seiko.
>>154502288
>holly is a fucking waste of a character.
Just like The Hand is a waste of a good Stand. Why did Araki saddle such an OP ability with a retard like Okuyasu?
>>154502273
https://e-hentai.org/s/20d574e5fb/822344-1
>>154501952
i love this image
When does the new chapter drop in Jap?
>>154502401
To make a point about how it's not the Stand, it's the user.
>>154502401
>he fell for the okuyasu is actually retarded meme
he is a smart and intelligent boy
>>154502430
What in the fuck
>>154502401
Don't make fun of Brokuyasu. The only reason he couldn't use his stand was because its not a stand for a good guy, since it can insta-gib people. So Araki made it where he can't use his stand to its full potential
>>154502430brb in 10 mins
>>154502503
if he's a good guy why did he get such a terrifying stand?
>>154502460
The 18th. Normally Ultra Jump releases on the 19th, but the 19th falls on a Sunday this month.
>>154502661
Araki's notorious for writing as he goes, he probably thought Okuyasu was going to fade out after what happened with RHCP when he was still a villain, but decided against it.
>>154502661
To show that not everyone with terrifying powers uses them to do terrible things
>>154502593
>>154502430
This is pedophilia and rape it says Jotaro was 14 years of age. Jotaro even says he's scared when Holly starts jerking him off
>>154502901
How would you know that, unless you read it?
>>154502901
getting "raped" is literally every man's dream so nothing wrong with that
Repostin' since last thread died
>>154502901
where do you think we are?
>>154502992exept it's not mine, i jerk it to this because i find many things that i would never do irl but find incredibly hot anywhere else
>>154502901
I'd like to think this is the reason Jotaro can't communicate with people, because he's been tramautized by this experience. Also why he can't hold stable relationships with women.
>>154503263
>not wanting to get """""raped""""" by a woman
faggot
>>154502487
We don't want to hear your depraved opinions.
Why didn't Valentine just bring 100's of stand users from other dimensions to the base dimension and have them kill Johnny?
>>154503338i made a terrible oath that involved being a virgin til marriage
>>154503268
It's your fault I'm like this. Your fault!
-Jolyne Kujoh
Its your fault that I became like this!
-Jotaro Kujo
Truly like father like daughter.
post cute
>>154503491
>>154503437
Don't know if bait or what, but there is no stand users in other dimensions because people get their stands from the Bow and Arrow (Which don't exist in the SBRverse) or the Holy Corpse (Which exists only in the base universe which implies a finite number of universes since if there were infinite there would be infinite universes with the Holy Corpse)
>>154503464
Does this imply that if Jotaro was to never be raped by his mother at 14 he'd be a good boy?
>>154503456Well, in this case it's okay. Falling for whores is the worst thing someone could do. respect
>>154503563
>there is no stand users in other dimensions
I don't think you thought this through.
>>154503563
>but there is no stand users in other dimensions
Then where'd the Dio Valentine pulled out come from? He wasn't part 3 Dio because he died in SBR verse.
>>154503563
>there is no stand users in other dimensions
Yes there is, in an alternate dimension we see Johnny with Tusk Act 2, and you knowDiego
>>154503660
>>154503721
>>154503727
Guess I made a mistake. What I should have said is there not as abundant nor would they comply with some random asshole asking them to kill someone they never heard of in a different universe
Who dresses like the bigger slut, Diavolo or Anasui?
>>154502215
Giving her Star Platinum is dumb, I want to see her plant thing
>>154503819
Anasui easily. He's wearing a tiny miniskirt and fishnet leggings.
>>154503816
>not as abundant
Citation needed.
>nor would they comply with some random asshole
That "random asshole" just so happens to be the president of these United States, show him some respect.
>>154503816
D_oppio
>>154503563
>Which don't exist in the SBRverse
what about the original universe
>>154503491
>>154503819
Diavolo just looks like some punk band member, Anasui literally looks like a streetwalker
>>154503563
>there is no stand users in other dimensions
>>154502401
Yeah, Okuyasu never managed to use The Hand well a single time in DiU.
>>154501887
Where do i read his name is diavolo i cant find the chapters anywhere
>>154504118
batoto
>>154502401
>>154504115
Not even a little bit.
>>154502401
>>154504172
Completely useless.
>>154503880
>>154503992
Doesn't help that he wears lipstick as well.
>>154504292
I'd kiss him.
>>154504292
So does bossu.
>>154501887
Jolyne
is
for
Jotaro
>>154504292
It's not like lipstick is his thing exclusively.
>>154504172
I feel bad that Harvest is the one arc Okuyasu doesn't job yet he's the one who makes the situation go to shit.
>>154504614
>Jolyne is the manliest person in this image
What did Araki mean by this?
>>154504696
Do you not see Ermes??? thats a stone cold nigga
>>154503819
This filthy slut.
>>154503819
Diavolo is my slut.
>>154503885
If donald trump came to you right now saying he had a magical ghost that can make him teleport from dimensions would you follow him?
>>154504940
Yes? And you wouldn't?
Got an urge to play this game again
Having trouble picking a voice for old Joeseph
Was thinking Gruff English since Joeseph is gruff and english, but also Nolan North feels more like Joesephs personality for me
Anyone wanna decide for me?
>>154504915
Post more slutty bossu
>>154504869
>>154504915
I'm beginning to think Araki might bat for the other side.
>>154505051
I for think he's merely showing us the beauty of the male form without being ashamed of it.
>>154505166
Would you kiss the boss' toes?
>>154505230
>ywn give him a pedicure
>>154505051
Now, what gave you a crazy idea like that?
>>154505230
Who wouldn't?
>>154505413
I miss everyone being super jacked
Edgar Wright would be the best director for a JoJo movie
>>154504869
Jotaro is a good father, disapproving of such a delinquent.
post your jojo folder
>>154505837
No videos, only pictures and webms.
>>154504172
>Do y'all really think I'm retarded or something?
If only he knew.
Does anyone have the image of Josuke texing Jotaro with sea creature emojis?
>>154504999
Nolan
>>154505832
who'd win in a fight against Jotaro and Anasui?
>>154507021
Pucci
>>154507021
>put full charge diver down inside chest
>say outload you wanna marry Jolyne
>stardust man stops time and gut punches anasui
>Stardust man blown away at hihg speeds
>CELEBRATE US
>>154501887
She can make a Stand Fiber dildo anytime. Enough power to thrust inside her with the force of a small fast-moving meteorite.
>>154502487
okuyasu looks like peanut butter right there
>>154502401
Okuyasu is pure, leave him alone
>>154507253
>Anasui is mocked
>Joshu is mocked
>Both have equally terrifying Stands that can fuck you up in one move
Do the rejects get the best Stands?
>>154507572
>both disassemble things
>>154505984
this?
>>154501887
Anasui will make sure to satisfy her.
Why is everything so homoerotic in this thread?
>>154507789
>Why is everything so homoerotic in this thread?
>jojo thread
you kinda answered it already
>>154507789
Why not?
>>154503491
>>154507724
ty
>>154507849
JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO JONATHAN
HIS OUTFIT IS JUST THOSE LITTLE CLAMPS ON COATS OR THOSE LITTLE EMBEDDED METAL RINGS THAT YOU PUT DRAWSTRINGS THOUGH
DIO HAS CAESAR'S HEADBAND AND HIS BELT IS JUST FERRIS WHEELS, AND HE'S HIGH AS A KITE
Should've just stopped drawing them all-together after Part 6
>>154507849
>>154508398
>>154508398
i know your either memeing or retarded but that headbands style isnt exclusive to Caesar and Araki ahs drawn crazier outfits.
heres your (you)
>>154507849
>touching dicks
>>154508635
>not touching dicks
>>154508398
>AND HE'S HIGH AS A KITE
Jonathan is making him realize his gay feelings.
>>154507724
that is preciousi always thought jotaro would type in all caps with too many ellipses like a grandparent on facebook. "HI JOLYNE ITS DAD......... HOPE UR DOING WELL.......... STAY OUT OF TROUBLE AND EAT UR VEGGIES....... WILL CALL U LATER...... LOVE U HONEY"
>>154509003
Typing something like that would be completely out of character for him.
What Dio song best represents Phantom Blood Dio?
Stargazer?
This is some autistic shit but I just had a fucking Jojo related dream.
>Infiltrating a cult in the UK housed in a skyscraper
>Leader was a qt blonde girl fucking covered in freckles, looked like a fucking horse girl though. The skin under her eyes was red because she basically never slept.
>Does a qt dance with all the new members.
>Later in she says that if someone tried to escape they'd only have 2-18 seconds.
>Realize I needed to get the fuck out of there.
>Use candy to make my hands sticky and slide down an outcropping on the fucking skyscraper.
>Run at full sprint towards a bridge.
>Realize her stand could move up to 18 seconds into future to retroactively teleport anyone it touches back into the past. (So if someone starts at point A and runs away, but not fast enough to escape the stand, then the stand would touch them and they'd be sent back to point A with no memory of running, but as tired and injured as they were during the escape.) (Also this was a dream so me realizing this made it true)
>Get to the ground and run like a motherfucker. Get in a cab.
>She realized I was running and the stand went 18 seconds into the future, but I was about 20 seconds away so her stand was right behind the cab.
>My stand could make holes in anything and create a room at the entrance of the hole.
>Make a hole in the door of the cab to a room that was attached to the cab so it was going the same speed.
>Climb two rooms upwards
>Middle room hits a bridge so the one I'm in goes flying off.
>Create a room in the side of a passing skyscraper in mid air.
>Go in there and get slammed up against the wall
>Wake up
Was some good shit.
>>154509076
True. he'd probably be more passive-aggressive.
"HEY JOLYNE ITS DAD......... YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL IN THAT SWEATER......... BYE"
>>154509383
That's pretty cool.though the cult and action bits made me think of a david cage game. sorry. just finished watching zaibatsu play indigo prophecy/fahrenheit a few days ago and its got me all fucked up
>>154509461
Guy's a PhD and a world-renowned scientist; he would definitely value proper grammar and punctuation in text speak.
>>154507849
Holy shit. Are they supposed to be Jonathan and Dio?
Best parts of the DiU
>When Josuke screams out "Rohannnnnnng" when he was blow away from Highway Star's room
>When Yuuya screams out "JouskeeeeEEEEeeeeeeee" after he gets shot by Terunosuke.
>>154509702
Yes. how the hell can you not notice them in part 6 style?
are you blind
>>154509813
Only Kars looks the weirdest here.
>>154509813
It's just hard for me to accept it. Part 6 style was much better than that. That's just ugly. Araki should just stop drawing characters from previous parts like that.
>>154509655
>Guy's a PhD and a world-renowned scientist
It's amazing how he went from a complete piece of shit edgelord to a respectable and productive member of society.
>>154509901
Well if you are so bent about it, he physically cant. He draws part 8 style now.
>>154509901
What are you talking about? It looks great and much better than part 6 itself.
>>154509808
>When Kira's dad yells "YoshikAGEeeeee" as he fucking dies
>>154509988
I just wish he drew past muscular characters as muscular
What do you think?
>>154509988
I'm getting used to that 5 year old Doppio but I'll never like Daiya Jolyne.
>>154510075
They still have their abs and relatively real muscular arms.
Im glad araki dropped the 2 story wide chests and small heads
>>154509988
Some look good but many are horrible. Joseph is unrecognizable, Jolyne looks like a dumb slut DIO looks like some dumb delinquent from another manga.
>>154509992
Let's agree to disagree.
>>154509988
I could swear Araki's done some good-looking Jolyne's in part 8's style, but this one certainly isn't it.
So since spoilers might drop any time this week let's try and see if anyone can guess what happens next. How can Blue Hawaii be beaten without the tooth?
>>154510087
I only like Nice and Crazy Frog
sorry desu
>>154510452
The bite marks
>>154501952
This is why v happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=171skzi5BKc
>>154510452
Destroy every rock in sight and hope it's the user.
>>154509988
>Small child with mouse toy
>>154510452
Paisley Park can easily be used outside of a cellular device and outside of Yasuho's consciousness. She'll cuck Jobin and spill the beans while giving Gappy his information on his own phone.
Should've thought twice about killing her, beetlefag.
Gappys eyes are looking pretty hot
>>154510452
>So since spoilers might drop any time this week
It never did last month. Hopefully it does this time.
>>154509156
Holy Diver
>>154510569
She doesn't have the information though. Jobin interrupted her right when she thought of analyzing the dirt.
>>154510625
What are you talking about?
Everyone lost their shit over Jobin BTFOing Yasuho when last month's spoilers came out
>>154509988
Giorno, Jolyne, Dio, and Doppio look horrible in this pic. The rest look fine although I still confuse Jonathan and Joseph in their part 8 style from time to time.
>>154510658
She has enough information to give Gappy a clue. She has the cases AND his real name.
>>154510525 also brings up a good point
>>154510675
I forgot to specify that YonkouProd never posted it.
>>154510717
What does it matter if it's Yonkou or some Chinaman on Baidu?
Jojo is great because Parts 1 & 2 & 3 are a deconstruction of the genre and do things differently, unlike other MotW series.
>>154509655
...True...dammit anon you're killing my fun ;_;
>>154510769
>Parts 1 & 2 & 3 are a deconstruction of the genre
>>154510750
YonkouProd usually uploads more pages.
>>154510769
nice try you made this b8 two months ago.
>>154510769
not everything different is a deconstruccion
much less part 1,2 and 3
If people are saying the 1-3 cast looks like shit in Modern Araki style, I wonder what 5-8 would look like in the muscular era? I want to see a buff cripple and a buff sailor.
>>154510769
You're wrong though
>>154510905
I just want the soft faces of later parts plus fuckhuge bodybuilder bodies
>>154511044
That would look creepy.
whats his stand jobros
>>154504940
To the death
>>154511074
It's been done before with those edits of the bootleg doll heads on the bodies.
>>154510796
>>154510858
>>154510959
Jojo is a deconstruction, people don't realise this which is why the series is underrated and unpopular.It's a non-pretentious series that although is very forced and predictable, has great deconstructions and tonal shifts/dissonance that doesn't follow the regular shonuen derivative which makes it one of the greatest manga to exist.
>>154511118
[LET'S DANCE]who /bowie/ in here
>>154511161
(You)
>>154511161
You're making a valid point poorly and it's making my skin crawl
>underrated and unpopular
Like this, this isn't true.
>>154511161
>underrated and unpopular
In America maybe, and that's due to the trouble actually getting it over hear because of the musical references. Every other country on the goddamn planet loves Jojo like how Americans liked the Big 3.
>>154510152
that's pretty good, gave me a hearty chuckle
>>154511161
>underrated and unpopular
>JoJo
>>154511275
This post is every bit as dumb as the one it's replying to.
>>154511161
Excellent bait. Have a (you).
>>154511204
not [SCAT-MAN]
>>154511161
this would've made sense in 2011
>>154511377
It's not a deconstruction really though, it's a very self aware shounen, however.
>>154511221
>>154511349
I wish doing this was a bannable offense.
>>154511377
No it wouldn't. The whole post is just buzzwords to bait retards and none of it is true. Jojo isn't a fucking "deconstruction".
>>154511414
>i wish people calling me out on my baiting was a bannable offense
Looks like you hooked me too, have a (you)
>>154511507
Not even the same guy.
>>154511414
It's warning people that the post is bait.
>>154511224
Jojo 1-3 does a good job pointing out how silly some of the hyper-masculine tropes are by pushing them to the nth degree. The whole reason fashion is such a huge reference is because fashion is "feminine"- typically in a shonen series, it doesn't belong. By making it a huge part of the art style, it shows how idiotic it was (at the time) to have shonen put power fantasies over design and innovation. The whole reason there are women in Jojo is because Araki realized that "wait a minute, if everyone has superpowers, it doesn't really matter who they are and even women could stand on their own as warriors" which is what led to Lisa Lisa and Jolyne. It's not perfect, by all means, but 1-3 tried to highlight and draw attention to instense masculinity that classic Shonen created. Deconstruction isn't right because they never stop and say "hey, this is kind of stupid, right?". Araki more or less paid a joking tribute to the trends and it evolved from there.
>>154510452
Paisley Park will infect Gappy's phone and guide him to Dolomite
>>154511679
Jojo is 1-3 the classic shonen
>>154510684
Jonathan and Joseph are canonically supposed to look like one-another except for their hair. It's Jotaro onward that JoJos get their own identity, though Araki tends to begin the next Part with the JoJo looking a bit like a clone of the last Part
>>154511679
It's way more in depth than that, but if you try to discuss the intricacies of Jojo in these threads people will shit down your throat.
I also don't feel like constructing my own wall to reply and discuss
>>154511507
>this hair is done fine
>part 3 hair just fucks it all up
what happened over at david?
>>154509808
>when rohan screams out "KOICHI-KUUUUUUUUUN" before fucking exploding
>>154511750
Which was done on purpose because moving to a new protagonist when 1 and 2 were made was completely unheard of, and he was worried people would be upset with the choice
>>154511679
Are you being ironic? I can't tell.
>The whole reason there are women in Jojo is because Araki realized that "wait a minute, if everyone has superpowers, it doesn't really matter who they are and even women could stand on their own as warriors"
kek literally every woman before Part 6 is utterly useless, even Jolyne was the only Jojo to "fail" to defeat the villain. Women fighting in shonuen is not that uncommon and it's certainly not subverting any tropes.
>>154511787
Tl;dr- Araki tries his best and there's a reason so many people love it besides the shit that's talked about here
>>154511787
>this children's manga, i-it's much deeper
>b-but I won't explain it nor will anyone else
>anyone who doesn't agree is stupid
>>154511838
Deadbeataro failed before Jolyne
>>154511838
See?
I don't wanna have this conversation in these threads because it's filled with shitty little kids who use dumb memes.
It's a waste of time, try discussing this shit literally anywhere else and you'll have a better time.
Inb4
>not an argument
>irony used in any sentence
>kek who cares my opinion is right
>etc.
Whatever happened with that Josuke figure that was supposed to release at Gamestop?
>>154511906
Yup.
You're a dumb motherfucker unfortunately. I hate that I'm force to deal with you retards when it comes to Jojo.
>>154511679
>Deconstruction isn't right because they never stop and say "hey, this is kind of stupid, right?".
You must have learned the term from TV Tropes or something.
>>154511920
He's right though, you didn't prove him wrong.
>>154511964
That's where all these faggots learn their elite writing critique.
It's fucking dumb
>>154511796
They tried to copy the Part 3 art style and fucked it up by sticking to really shitty model sheets and adding too much crosshatching shade lines that mucks up the designs, especially when the color pallet is complete ass
Araki's style works cause it's manga and when colorized they choose brighter colors to contrast all the dark shadows. Jotaro looks pretty goddamn ugly compared to colorized manga or game Jotaro
>>154511961
Not an argument, you're just a dumb name caller.
>>154511978
I don't care. I could jump through his argumentive hoops and still get shit thrown in my face.
I'd rather just tell you fags I won't waste my time. I feel like it creates more aggravation.
>>154512018
I wonder how many people in these threads are actually 18+?
Maybe less than half
>>154504940
I mean, if he can prove it, yeah.
>>154512003
And you can do better, right? Feel free.
>>154512066
>plz waste your time anonymously spoon feeding an entire way of thinking that is foreign to my underage mind plz!
No. Get smarter yourself, idiot.
>in a jojo thread
>people talk about how stupid jojo is
Do you guys even like this series or are you just here to ruin people's fun
>>154512012
what are some arcs that the colored manga actually shines through better than the B/W?
>DIO's World
>Johnny VS Valentine
>White Album
>>154512153
They are enjoing the thing I like wrong
I want josuke to plant his semen inside me
>>154512056
If you can't explain your original, affirmative claim then no one should have the right to treat you seriously or care about your posts.
>Jojo is WAY more indepth that that..
>but I will just leave it at that and call everyone stupid if they disagree nor will I explain anything, everyone is underage anyway
Call people dumb all you want, you're the one looking underage here.
>>154512153
>do you guys even like this series
I've asked these dumb fucks this exact question multiple times, you're gonna get some cringe shit
>>154512125
>underage
Lmao I'm old enough to drink, and thank god I can so i forget how childish ya'll are about a fucking anime
>>154511204
Maybe [UNDER PRESSURE]
it's got some scatting in it (but I think mostly mercury)
>>154512153
I like the series but i dont like all these faggots falling for Poor b8 that has been said in the exact same way 4 times in the past month.
You learn to deal unfortunately
>>154512223
I don't give a shit about your perspective, Anon.
You can think whtever you want, I'll be over here thinking the opposite because I don't WANNA be stupid like you.
>>154512242
You sound so underage I'm going to assume this is bait
>>154512299
Only underage people assume everyone else online is underage
>>154512355
Whatever you say, slugger
>>154512299
What are you here on this anime discussion board if you don't want to discuss anything?
>LA LA LA IM RIGHT EVERYONE IS DUMB
>LALALA~
Kill yourself dumb shitposter.
Must be a slow day today to start flinging around all this b8.
Any GOOD news about Jojo today?
>>154512395
Your tears and anger are painfully generic, grow a personality that isn't
>lol 4channer
>>154510657
That's DIO, not Dio, dumbass
>>154511838
>literally every woman before Part 6 is utterly useless
You don't have to like them but Reimi and Trish were of vital importance for both of their storylines, Enya was DIO's second-in-command, and Lisa Lisa was the one responsible for setting much of the part 2 events into motion and training Joseph and Caesar.
>even Jolyne was the only Jojo to "fail" to defeat the villain
Jolyne won against Pucci so hard that he never even existed. Pucci died directly because of her actions and her sacrifice and only a complete moron would consider it a failure on her part, especially when the greatest JoJo who'd been the one to kill DIO had already fallen to him.
>>154512431
Ignored the post because you have nothing to respond, heh :^)
>>154510452
NIGGASTOLEMY-
>>154512468
are you ironically being retarded? because that post was so retarded it's literally impossible to respond
>>154512457
Don't bother, these children exist to act stupid and spout memes.
>>154512468
Like this little guy giving me the pointy face
>>154512506
I mean, let's face it.
Gappy stole the kid's bike.
>>154512517
>children
>revealing you're underage
>>154512556
It was for the greater good.
>>154512557
You're not done yet?
Alright, go ahead
>>154512153
I love the series and that's exactly why it frustrates me to see others falling for such obvious and poorly constructed bait
>>154512557
>being illiterate
TVtropes was a a mistake
>>154512587
>>154512599
>samefagging
>>154512594
This whole thread is just layers upon layers of bait, people pretending to be retarded and people who are responding seriously who are actually retarded.
>>154512604
A very big one. Every time I see the word asspull I know it's just code for
>I lack constructive thought so I'm just going to use words that'd make actual writers laugh in my face
>>154512638
Are you attention whoring because your parents are ignoring you again?
>>154512512
;^)
>>154512577
>Gappy is runnning at 60kmph
SWERVE
>>154512638
You kids are REALLY bad at this. I wish you would quit trying
>>154512512
Not an argument.
>>154512638You got me
>>154512702
are you projecting? you seem to be projecting.
how about we settle our differences by agreeing that this was the best part of theanime
https://youtu.be/2-WdwjVX93w
>>154512707
Nigga got some tree trunk legs
>>154512713
>phoneposting
>>154512713
>Phoneposting
You're just as bad.
>>154512785
>REEEEEEEEE MOBILE PHONES!!!!
Time to move on
>>154512768
I fap to this daily
>>154512713
Using kids as an insult when you're dumber than a small kid is a very dumb thing to do you know.
>>154512713
>phoneposting
>not even bothering to crop out the icuck shit
>invalid sim
post the jojo character you've fapped to the most
>>154512713
>phone poster
HAHAHHAHA. All your non existent credibility you had this thrown out the window.
>>154512810
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is embarrassing
>>154512847
>>154512847
>154512853
Dumb phoneposter.
>this thread
>>154512844
>>154512851
Jesus Christ. Never fails to rustle.
I'm gonna start only posting on my phone.
>>154512812
>>154512853
>defending phoneposting
>>154512713
>Invalid SIM
>>154512577
SHIT NIGGA IF THE BOY LIVES HE'LL TELL
WE JUST GOTTA RUNsomeone shop this running mista on there
>>154509988
wtf Jolyne actually looks really great there
Dio , Giorno and Doppio sucks though
>>154512900
>its an underage falseflagging threade
>>154512900
>every thread
>>154512847
>>154512906
Keep going, this is some real shit
>>154512817
Missed this one, not like so was
>>154512556
>>154512577
Loook@dis'niga
>>154512847
>>154512713
>invalid sim
>imvu
>phoneposting
Oh you poor sap you
>>154512945
the moment you said JoJo was a descontruction of shonen you lost the argument.
keep going, that's some shit
Can we get this thread back on track by posting some quality fan art? Preferably Rule 63
>>154512812
>>154512853
>Thinks the screaming pepe meme somehow exonerates his retardation
>>154512965
What did he see guys?
>>154513025
this
>>154512965
>that fucking kid running with the googly eye shoes
every fucking time
its like he's about to bust a move
>getting the bants for phoneposting
>tries to defend it
what a low energy clown
>>154513025
I've got you relative
>>154512817
Whoops. Meant to say I wasn't missing much when it's just another side-line post
>>154513019
Actually, I disagreed with that guy.
But I realize a lot you guys are newfags who can't follow 4chan convos.
>>154513030
It's doing what I want it to do.
>>154513033
Something bad.
We just gotta keep going.
>>154513025
Gladly
>>154513055
>the bants
Uh oh. /sp/ man children and /v/?
>>154513091
>merely pretending
>dude newfags lmao
>>154513091
>4chan convos.
Jesus Christ.
>>154513129
>Invalid SIM
>>154513136
Danke Doktor
i love awkward running weirdos
>>154502401
Vanilla Ice
I want genderbent Jonathan to breadfeed me with those mommy milkers
>>154513158
I never said I was pretending.
I hope you guys are though.
>>154513269
jesus christ DIO, log off the computer
>>154513278
>everyone but me is retarded
So who else here agrees that Josuke "Gaps" Higashikata is the only canon nigger in JJL?
>>154513202
this seems to be very upsetting for all of you
>154513278
You are either pretending or are genuinely retarded. It's lose-lose for you bub.
>>154513269
why is r63 Jonathan always portrayed as a titty monster?
>>154513308
True facts
You'll deal with it one day, retard
>>154513341
Whatever you say, Anonymous.
>>154513343
Because he's the biggest JoJo
So that usually equates to being a busty gal instead of being a buff gal
>>154513343
Probably because Jonathan himself is fucking HUEG.
>>154513343
because he's buff?
>>154513341
>bub
>dude you can't win lmao
>>154513387
and its not a problem what so ever
more titty monster jonathan when
>>154513343
because most r63 is completely lazy, has the end result look nothing like the original character, and is really only made for vanilla porn
>>154513380
>true facts
you're just pretending right? r-right?
>>154513418
Dude, the retard is gonna think you're the samefag now
Jojo's Bizzare Adventure is a deep and intricate series and is a pinnacle of the deconstruction genre. Part 3 literally can't be topped.
>>154513059
>>154513104
>>154513201
Pompadours on girls look weird
Who do you think is going to die by the end of part 8
>>154513451
Deal with it, retard. Chuckle to yourself at your PC for now, I'm the only one legit laffin
>>154513521
Gappy
>>154513480
yed
>>154513341
Ok I agree
Since the only person who replied to me the first time I asked this question clearly speedread, let me ask again:
Why didn't Valentine just bring 100's of stand users from other dimensions to the base dimension and have them kill Johnny? If he was able to convince Diego from another world, surely he could have found other stand users
>>154513492
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?
>>154513521
Gappy.
>>154513325
What part of "but not fried chicken" do you not understand?
>>154513544
Valentine isn't as charismatic as Dio, convincing that many users to work for him would take way too long
>>154513544
the was no other stand users on the limited area he could access while being pulled by Tusks ability
>>154513279
But that's technically incest
>>154513544
That would've taken a long time. Better yet, he could've just brought over 100's of clones and have them hold guns. Johnny and Gyro were almost defeated by the 11 men, no way they can stand up to a small army of Valantine's.
>>154513544
That's what Tattoo You! was
>>154512941
patrician tastewas thinking of him during last night's session with myself
>>154513544
Because of a number of reasons.
Story wise, that is completely boring having a couple of no name gooks just dog pile Johnny at the end of the part
2.) Valentine was being bombarded by the Infinite Spin and kept getting sucked back underground. by the time he got 100 stand users, the race would be over and the corpse gone.
3.) All those stand users probably wouldn't trust one another and might end up meeting their counterparts and dying. Valentine knew Diego wouldnt meet with ANOTHER Diego since Base Dino was dead (but he didnt knwo Lucy kept His head)
>>154513631
touch one valentine, it'll be a chain reaction of infinite spin to win
What happened to Valentine?
>>154512884
Best Higashikata
>>154513600
>Isn't as charismatic as Dio
>Literally becomes president of the USA as a short fat man
>>154513727
How? The infinite spin only affects the Valantine who got hit and the one who has D4C. As long as he brings over other Valantine's without giving them D4C, the rest are fine.
Where'd all the sniveling kids go?
I still have another hour to kill
>>154513779
Are you implying that most presidents werent fatasses?
>>154513779
Dio could have become the president of the world if he wanted.
>>154513803
Shut up grandpa, don't ruin my beautiful series with your old man smell! Jojo is the best!
>>154513832
t. Dio
When do you expect Part 8 to be finished?
>>154513201
>Johnny is standing
this bothers me more than it should but everything else is fine
>>154513855
Oh Anon, your attempt at humor is poor as shit.
Unless your echo-chamber would like to back you up?
>>154513889
In all honestly. Mid 2019 or early 2020ending exactly in april
>>154513895
Haven't finished SBR yet?
>>154513920
You have a simple mind don't you anon.
>>154513948no :'(
>>154513968
Don't project your self-criticism on me, fag
>>154513990
>fag
Nice projection, no wonder your love Jojo.
>>154513983
Spoilers then.
>>154514064fug
>>154514021
>no u
Haha, fucking loser
>>154513269
Anon please, children are watching
>>154513848
What are they running from?
>>154514099
You dumb newbie. I've been here longer than you. I've had a better grasp on the community than you, ergo you need to take a fucking note from me.
I know more than you, I am better than you.
I am the the authority you should appeal to. Don't respond to respond to this post unless you have something to contribute, loser.
>>154513738
>>154514169
If Dio was a guy and Jonathan was a girl, Part 3 DIO would've been weirder than it should've.
did Diavolo deserve it?
>>154514191Haha, fucking loser
>>154514228
why the fuck does he have green lips
>>154514169i want this
>>154514273
>n-no u
I did not give you permission to reply.
>>154514228
Part 3 probably wouldn't have happened since Jonathan would've been the one pregnant and if she died then no descendants
Write-arounds could fix that, but the story only really made sense with him as the most gentleman a shonen protagonist could ever be
>>154514241
>founded the arrows that got dio his stand buddies and killer queen
>made a gang to stop drugs but sold drugs to begin with
>wanted to kill his pure daughter
Yes.
Doppio didn't deserve it though
>>154509988
is no one going to talk about giorno
what the fuck happened to his face
>>154514302
.resol gnikcuf ahah
>>154514241
No. It just came across as shitty overkill because Diavolo never even got to fight.
>>154514385
>so mad that he's spelling backwards
heh.
>>154514366
17 years into the gang world can fuck you up.
>>154514418
I wonder how many times idiots are going to force this wrong shorty meme
>>154514241
>His fate
Yes
>Getting curbstomped without a fight
Fuck no. I wanted him to get Muda'd but Araki wasted the perfect 7-page spread on Cioccolato
>>154514385
>>154514273
>>154514099
here's your much needed child care
>>154514447
The other thing I was gonna do got spam detected
>>154514536
Are you trying to convey that you've been responsible for entertaining me?
Thanks. That's a little embarrassing though
tumblr killed these threads
>>154514582
i already take care of a child, might as well help other children
>>154514470
not even Diavolo deserved to die forever
>>154514611
So you talk to every poster in these threads?
How sweet
>>154514598
mods didn't come fast enough
pic related
>>154514646oh wownice
>>154514241
A terribly written and unsatisfying finale? Not at all.
>>154514642
I don't care about that shit
It's the
>DIAVOLO DIDNT EVEN GET A FINAL BOSS FIGHT!!!
Whining that really makes a guy cringe
>>154514611
>talks shit
>can't even write properly
>>154514690
Part 5's climax was so bad it gave Araki depression and he decided to ignore Part 5 ever happened with Part 6 just to try and close up the series so he would never return to it
>>154514687
Thanks
Did you know some people struggle to do this?
>this thread
Here's a new topic: What's your favorite fight that you don't hear many others talk about?
>Bruno VS Secco
>>154514538
Heh. I'm done playing with you, laters loser.
>>154514725
i don't... what?
english is not my native language, bilingualism is VERY fucking rare in the shithole that is my country
>>154514808shit, do what?
>>154514780
Citation needed, idiot.
But keep making sure I can draw a big line through this fanbase and divvy you retards out
>>154514808
>Why does nobody praise my retardation like you?
>>154511118
He can't have a stand.He is one.
>>154514832
That's right, tail between those chubby little legs
>>154514832
>merely pretending
In the post-MiH universe, did Diavolo still get stuck in the infinite death-loop, or did he get saved by Pucci never existing?
THERE IS NO HOPE
MODS SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN
>>154514851
You sound upset
>>154514890
You lost, you have nothing to say. You lose and it's over, I win.
>>154513025
>>154514937
>literally a children's argument
now I know you're not pretending
>>154514937
Lol yeah get mad at that guy instead
Fucking loser
>>154514934
>text
>you sound
are you retarded?
>>154514812
To be fair, Oasis was really threatening because of Green Day. They both worked well together, so that after Giorno pulled off that 7-page Muda it basically resulted in Bruno picking up the leftovers before they could get to the Coliseum
>>154514846
Half of what I said was shitposting, but Araki really did have depression writing Part 5 which is part of the reason the second half is the way it was. Shit like Fugo getting written out or even rushing the finale just to get it over with and afterwards he stopped writing JoJo weekly. From Part 1 to Part 5 he was writing it nonstop, and then took a hiatus before coming up with Part 6 which is part of why it's so goddamn different compared to the first chunk of the series
Seriously, Part 5's climax is a total clusterfuck of shit
>>154514228
Or better?
>>154515001
How likely is it for Araki to do AU part 5?
>>154515000
>he doesnt have the 4chan thread in text-to-speach
>>154514968
Nice projection, samefagger.
>>154515000
Nice trips, idiot
>>154515001
You can't go back on shit and expect me to take you seriously.
>>154515050
You really have nothing left, huh? Sad as fuck desu
>>154514353
So what your saying is, that Dio should have been the girl.
>>154515050
>samefagger
>>154515001
where did giorno's blood go on that third-to-last panel
>>154515024
>>154515098
I'd pay for this doujin.
How about... we share?
I wanted to take a bath with you, anon.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
>>154515135
Which one?
>>154515161
>>154515161
No thanks. i already had a shower today
>>154515037
I feel like there might be some elements of it in JoJolion like Gappy's identity, but unless King Crimson shows up at all I can't be certain. Chances are we either might get another female JoJo or not
Diego couldn't go full DIO, so there probably won't be a Giorno counterpart. Hell, Diego already had some aspects of Giorno in him
>>154515051
k whatever m8. Part 5 is an utter disappointment and would've been a total nothing end to the series if Araki stopped there. Without it he certainly wouldn't have gotten better to write Stone Ocean or Steel Ball Run, so I'm glad it happened at all
>>154515098
I've thought of this before, it would certainly have been unique. As much as I like Rule 63, Jonathan and Dio's dynamic is the heart and soul of Phantom Blood so it's really hard to change that
>>154515215
Dude, why are you still trying?
I told you I can't take idiots seriously
>>154515180
This one >>154515220
>>154515220
My god girl Dio having her way with girl Jonathan as her boyfriend watches.
>>154515253
not an argument
>>154515161
Why sure.
How is your son today, Mr. Kawajiri?
>>154515318
Haha, weak
>>154515253
Trying what? I'm the one actually discussing shit and you're the one that's throwing it aside because you don't like that I don't like Part 5 and think it's a heaping mound of missed potential and a poor example of pottery. It's the most unironic example of what most people think Shonen is
Have a female Diavolo
>>154515215
>As much as I like Rule 63, Jonathan and Dio's dynamic is the heart and soul of Phantom Blood so it's really hard to change that
There isn't that much you'd need to change, with it honestly. I mean unless you want that ship to have a happy ending.
>tfw to intelligent for Jojo and Jojo threads
>>154515037
I wouldn't be surprised since he's revisiting part 4 after all. If he does it I hope he goes more in depth with the mafia and drug stuff than part 5 ever did.
>>154515382
>toothanks for the yous
>>154515319
N-NANDATTO?!
>>154515346
still not an argument
>>154515382
>>154515397
it's speleld two u fucks
>>154515417
i'm pretty sure this is a joke, in which case huehuehue
>>154515347
And I'm telling you that this opinion you're forcing as fact is dumb as shit. You're saying the same shit everyone has heard 100 times before.
It's dull. You're boring.
>>154515182
>>154515209
>>154515319
>>154515320
>>154514804
whats he dreaming about?
>>154515508
Danke Doktor
>>154515508
thanksdoc
>>154515565
getting assfucked by dio
>>154515360
Phantom Blood with a happy ending wouldn't be Phantom Blood. Guy Jonathan works because he impregnated his wife and allowed his lineage to continue, guy Dio works because he continuously pesters young Jonathan to become a better gentleman with his more impressive manners
FemDio could work, but unless femJonathan gave birth before the ship the series would end right there. Other Joestars being changed would only questionably affect the story, like maybe Joseph would have to be a total rewrite to make Josuke make sense, but for the likes of Jotaro-onward it really wouldn't matter
>>154515536
>Forcing opinion as fact
>Post acknowledges the fact that it IS my opinion
Don't be so hostile
>>154515549
I really wish Kira impregnated his mom.
>>154515549
Hayato's body looks like Jesus's corpse.
>>154515590
Oh so you're just autistic?
I didn't realize, I'll be nicer.
>>154515508
>>154515566
>>154515580
I DON'T GET IT
does anyone have the thing of araki talking about fugo and how he changed part 5?
>>154515590
FemDio could still find someway to be in competition with guy Jonathan, if only because she greedily wanted all of the Joestar fortune for herself. So all that would need retooling is the early years.
>>154515584
arent we all
>>154515215
I honestly think it would have made DIO less unique if he was written as a woman.
Avdol even states that he had a sensuality that wasn't befitting of a man.
Part of why DIO works, and part of what makes him unique, is that aspect of him being so sexual and charming while being a man. Male villains are not usually written like this, especially back when JoJo was being published.
However, sultry female villains has been overplayed to death ever since female villains existed, because most writers prefer to emphasize their sexuality instead of other traits. If DIO was a woman, he'd probably just be viewed as another generic dominatrix type.
>>154515604
Shota confirmed as most christian fetish.The catholic priests were right all along
>>154515747
>Battle Tenacidy
>>154515742
My nigga.
>>154515737
i wouldn'tsee >>154503456
>>154515647
the only one going full retard here is you, bub.
>>154515647
>>154515657
Probably so, and it's really easy to have a girl be jealous of a guy so it wouldn't be that hard
>>154515742
You're probably right too. Again, I think DIO in general works because he's a guy and his relationship with Jonathan was the core of his development. Well, if he were a girl and Jonathan were a guy, then Part 3 would've been relatively the same bar origin story
But I love the Phantom Blood we got and think R63 only works for fun, what if scenarios
>tfw really like really big anime tiddies
>can never request more without being ridiculed for shit taste
>>154514944
This looks weirdly like HNK
It's kinda fucking with me
>>154515742
>Kakyoin-kun intensifies
>>154515742
This is fair, some FemDIO content helps capture her personality and make her fun and entertaining the way male DIO is, but much more of it is just soulless crap which makes her a tiny yandere anime girl with big tiddy.
Well?
>>154515847
The one who has gone full retard was you, anon!
>>154515984
0
>>154515996
jokes on you, I was merely pretending to be pretending to be retarded, the retarded one here was you all along.
>>154515984
move the match in the two to the side then take the other match adn put it on the other side to make 10
easy
>>154516031
NANI!?
>>154515984
1.2IIRC
>>154515886
>2017
>liking cows
>>154516031
>>154516067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_ke_LgOfU
>>154516103
>reddit and morty
>>154515966
Is there any more of Hol Mare?
>>154513544
Because that's not what was written. He did something else.
>>154515996
What was Dio's face saying in this exact moment?
>>154515886
you dont have shit taste
people like >>154516087 need to except people with different prefrences though
>>154515966
I only really like Rule 63 when it provides an alternate spin on an existing character that does more than just slap tits on a male character.
For example, I really like this one because it stays true to both Jonathan and Dio while also giving fitting costumes for the female counterparts that are different from the originals, while also being period-accurate.
It stays true to the idea that Jonathan is humble, strong and dressed practically, while Dio is a fancy show-off who prefers to maintain an illusion of nobility.
I wish more rule 63 was like this.
>>154516202
They aren't fucking massive enough. Need to be roughly twice their weight.
>>154516271
>Hamon Tit Overdrive
>Titty Slap filled with Hamon
i just closed the tab subconsciously for some strange reason
I liked act 5 the best even though act 4 was objectively better.
>>154516271
Thickfags are pure unfiltered cancer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSCjnwD3gc
>>154516366
I'm talking about their muscle mass.
>>154516202
>period-accurate fitting costumes
>that retarded corset over some PJs design
Joanne was a lady, not a senseless harlot
Now someone make Male (Female) Tsurugi
>>154516335
>your cock melts like Bruford's arm
>>154516202
>>154516479
Also
>dressed practically
Are you stupid?
>>154516480
She would have no screen time or lines just like Jobin's wife.
>>154516865
>making a new thread before bump limit
>>154501952
DELET
>>154516865
>10 posts early
Fucking retard.
>>154516865
>>154517499
>9 posts early
Fucking retard.
>>154517499
Dubs beget dubs.
>>154517659
>8 post early
Fucking retard
>>154517727
>7 posts early
Fucking retard.
Your next line is
>6 post early
Fucking retard
no its not you fucking idiot.
next on is 3 post early
>>154517919
>4 posts early
Fucking retard.
>>154517867
>>154517919
>>154517969
All of you are fucking retards, it's 1 post early now.
LAST BUMP
>-1 posts early
Fucking retards.
>>154511819
are you just making that up or do you have a reason to believe that?
>>154519312
He stated that in an interview.