Is there a cock in the world big enough to satisfy Jolyne?
What if Holly was the main character of Stardust Crusaders. If she had a punch ghost what would her stand ability be?
Since Jotaro is a man and Holly is a woman and Star Finger is basically like a penis stretching itself when erect. Holly's ability would be a hole that sucks.
holly is a fucking waste of a character. we could've had a cool stand user housewife but no, araki had to give a 40 years old the personality of a teenage girl
I want to take care of Seiko.
>he fell for the okuyasu is actually retarded meme
he is a smart and intelligent boy
What in the fuck
Don't make fun of Brokuyasu. The only reason he couldn't use his stand was because its not a stand for a good guy, since it can insta-gib people. So Araki made it where he can't use his stand to its full potential
if he's a good guy why did he get such a terrifying stand?
The 18th. Normally Ultra Jump releases on the 19th, but the 19th falls on a Sunday this month.
I'd like to think this is the reason Jotaro can't communicate with people, because he's been tramautized by this experience. Also why he can't hold stable relationships with women.
We don't want to hear your depraved opinions.
Don't know if bait or what, but there is no stand users in other dimensions because people get their stands from the Bow and Arrow (Which don't exist in the SBRverse) or the Holy Corpse (Which exists only in the base universe which implies a finite number of universes since if there were infinite there would be infinite universes with the Holy Corpse)
Does this imply that if Jotaro was to never be raped by his mother at 14 he'd be a good boy?
Guess I made a mistake. What I should have said is there not as abundant nor would they comply with some random asshole asking them to kill someone they never heard of in a different universe
>not as abundant
>nor would they comply with some random asshole
That "random asshole" just so happens to be the president of these United States, show him some respect.
>there is no stand users in other dimensions
Yeah, Okuyasu never managed to use The Hand well a single time in DiU.
Doesn't help that he wears lipstick as well.
It's not like lipstick is his thing exclusively.
This filthy slut.
Got an urge to play this game again
Having trouble picking a voice for old Joeseph
Was thinking Gruff English since Joeseph is gruff and english, but also Nolan North feels more like Joesephs personality for me
Anyone wanna decide for me?
I'm beginning to think Araki might bat for the other side.
Jotaro is a good father, disapproving of such a delinquent.
Does anyone have the image of Josuke texing Jotaro with sea creature emojis?
>put full charge diver down inside chest
>say outload you wanna marry Jolyne
>stardust man stops time and gut punches anasui
>Stardust man blown away at hihg speeds
>Why is everything so homoerotic in this thread?
you kinda answered it already
JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO JONATHAN
HIS OUTFIT IS JUST THOSE LITTLE CLAMPS ON COATS OR THOSE LITTLE EMBEDDED METAL RINGS THAT YOU PUT DRAWSTRINGS THOUGH
DIO HAS CAESAR'S HEADBAND AND HIS BELT IS JUST FERRIS WHEELS, AND HE'S HIGH AS A KITE
Should've just stopped drawing them all-together after Part 6
that is precious
i always thought jotaro would type in all caps with too many ellipses like a grandparent on facebook. "HI JOLYNE ITS DAD......... HOPE UR DOING WELL.......... STAY OUT OF TROUBLE AND EAT UR VEGGIES....... WILL CALL U LATER...... LOVE U HONEY"
This is some autistic shit but I just had a fucking Jojo related dream.
>Infiltrating a cult in the UK housed in a skyscraper
>Leader was a qt blonde girl fucking covered in freckles, looked like a fucking horse girl though. The skin under her eyes was red because she basically never slept.
>Does a qt dance with all the new members.
>Later in she says that if someone tried to escape they'd only have 2-18 seconds.
>Realize I needed to get the fuck out of there.
>Use candy to make my hands sticky and slide down an outcropping on the fucking skyscraper.
>Run at full sprint towards a bridge.
>Realize her stand could move up to 18 seconds into future to retroactively teleport anyone it touches back into the past. (So if someone starts at point A and runs away, but not fast enough to escape the stand, then the stand would touch them and they'd be sent back to point A with no memory of running, but as tired and injured as they were during the escape.) (Also this was a dream so me realizing this made it true)
>Get to the ground and run like a motherfucker. Get in a cab.
>She realized I was running and the stand went 18 seconds into the future, but I was about 20 seconds away so her stand was right behind the cab.
>My stand could make holes in anything and create a room at the entrance of the hole.
>Make a hole in the door of the cab to a room that was attached to the cab so it was going the same speed.
>Climb two rooms upwards
>Middle room hits a bridge so the one I'm in goes flying off.
>Create a room in the side of a passing skyscraper in mid air.
>Go in there and get slammed up against the wall
Was some good shit.
That's pretty cool.
though the cult and action bits made me think of a david cage game. sorry. just finished watching zaibatsu play indigo prophecy/fahrenheit a few days ago and its got me all fucked up
Best parts of the DiU
>When Josuke screams out "Rohannnnnnng" when he was blow away from Highway Star's room
>When Yuuya screams out "JouskeeeeEEEEeeeeeeee" after he gets shot by Terunosuke.
Yes. how the hell can you not notice them in part 6 style?
are you blind
Well if you are so bent about it, he physically cant. He draws part 8 style now.
Some look good but many are horrible. Joseph is unrecognizable, Jolyne looks like a dumb slut DIO looks like some dumb delinquent from another manga.
Let's agree to disagree.
So since spoilers might drop any time this week let's try and see if anyone can guess what happens next. How can Blue Hawaii be beaten without the tooth?
Destroy every rock in sight and hope it's the user.
Paisley Park can easily be used outside of a cellular device and outside of Yasuho's consciousness. She'll cuck Jobin and spill the beans while giving Gappy his information on his own phone.
Should've thought twice about killing her, beetlefag.
>So since spoilers might drop any time this week
It never did last month. Hopefully it does this time.
I forgot to specify that YonkouProd never posted it.
>Parts 1 & 2 & 3 are a deconstruction of the genre
Jojo is a deconstruction, people don't realise this which is why the series is underrated and unpopular.It's a non-pretentious series that although is very forced and predictable, has great deconstructions and tonal shifts/dissonance that doesn't follow the regular shonuen derivative which makes it one of the greatest manga to exist.
>underrated and unpopular
In America maybe, and that's due to the trouble actually getting it over hear because of the musical references. Every other country on the goddamn planet loves Jojo like how Americans liked the Big 3.
>i wish people calling me out on my baiting was a bannable offense
Looks like you hooked me too, have a (you)
It's warning people that the post is bait.
Jojo 1-3 does a good job pointing out how silly some of the hyper-masculine tropes are by pushing them to the nth degree. The whole reason fashion is such a huge reference is because fashion is "feminine"- typically in a shonen series, it doesn't belong. By making it a huge part of the art style, it shows how idiotic it was (at the time) to have shonen put power fantasies over design and innovation. The whole reason there are women in Jojo is because Araki realized that "wait a minute, if everyone has superpowers, it doesn't really matter who they are and even women could stand on their own as warriors" which is what led to Lisa Lisa and Jolyne. It's not perfect, by all means, but 1-3 tried to highlight and draw attention to instense masculinity that classic Shonen created. Deconstruction isn't right because they never stop and say "hey, this is kind of stupid, right?". Araki more or less paid a joking tribute to the trends and it evolved from there.
Jonathan and Joseph are canonically supposed to look like one-another except for their hair. It's Jotaro onward that JoJos get their own identity, though Araki tends to begin the next Part with the JoJo looking a bit like a clone of the last Part
It's way more in depth than that, but if you try to discuss the intricacies of Jojo in these threads people will shit down your throat.
I also don't feel like constructing my own wall to reply and discuss
Are you being ironic? I can't tell.
>The whole reason there are women in Jojo is because Araki realized that "wait a minute, if everyone has superpowers, it doesn't really matter who they are and even women could stand on their own as warriors"
kek literally every woman before Part 6 is utterly useless, even Jolyne was the only Jojo to "fail" to defeat the villain. Women fighting in shonuen is not that uncommon and it's certainly not subverting any tropes.
I don't wanna have this conversation in these threads because it's filled with shitty little kids who use dumb memes.
It's a waste of time, try discussing this shit literally anywhere else and you'll have a better time.
>not an argument
>irony used in any sentence
>kek who cares my opinion is right
They tried to copy the Part 3 art style and fucked it up by sticking to really shitty model sheets and adding too much crosshatching shade lines that mucks up the designs, especially when the color pallet is complete ass
Araki's style works cause it's manga and when colorized they choose brighter colors to contrast all the dark shadows. Jotaro looks pretty goddamn ugly compared to colorized manga or game Jotaro
I don't care. I could jump through his argumentive hoops and still get shit thrown in my face.
I'd rather just tell you fags I won't waste my time. I feel like it creates more aggravation.
I wonder how many people in these threads are actually 18+?
Maybe less than half
If you can't explain your original, affirmative claim then no one should have the right to treat you seriously or care about your posts.
>Jojo is WAY more indepth that that..
>but I will just leave it at that and call everyone stupid if they disagree nor will I explain anything, everyone is underage anyway
Call people dumb all you want, you're the one looking underage here.
I like the series but i dont like all these faggots falling for Poor b8 that has been said in the exact same way 4 times in the past month.
You learn to deal unfortunately
I don't give a shit about your perspective, Anon.
You can think whtever you want, I'll be over here thinking the opposite because I don't WANNA be stupid like you.
You sound so underage I'm going to assume this is bait
Only underage people assume everyone else online is underage
Must be a slow day today to start flinging around all this b8.
Any GOOD news about Jojo today?
>literally every woman before Part 6 is utterly useless
You don't have to like them but Reimi and Trish were of vital importance for both of their storylines, Enya was DIO's second-in-command, and Lisa Lisa was the one responsible for setting much of the part 2 events into motion and training Joseph and Caesar.
>even Jolyne was the only Jojo to "fail" to defeat the villain
Jolyne won against Pucci so hard that he never even existed. Pucci died directly because of her actions and her sacrifice and only a complete moron would consider it a failure on her part, especially when the greatest JoJo who'd been the one to kill DIO had already fallen to him.
It was for the greater good.
I love the series and that's exactly why it frustrates me to see others falling for such obvious and poorly constructed bait
A very big one. Every time I see the word asspull I know it's just code for
>I lack constructive thought so I'm just going to use words that'd make actual writers laugh in my face
You kids are REALLY bad at this. I wish you would quit trying
Nigga got some tree trunk legs
>not even bothering to crop out the icuck shit
Jesus Christ. Never fails to rustle.
I'm gonna start only posting on my phone.
SHIT NIGGA IF THE BOY LIVES HE'LL TELL
WE JUST GOTTA RUN
someone shop this running mista on there
>its an underage falseflagging threade
>Thinks the screaming pepe meme somehow exonerates his retardation
>getting the bants for phoneposting
>tries to defend it
what a low energy clown
Whoops. Meant to say I wasn't missing much when it's just another side-line post
Actually, I disagreed with that guy.
But I realize a lot you guys are newfags who can't follow 4chan convos.
It's doing what I want it to do.
We just gotta keep going.
i love awkward running weirdos
jesus christ DIO, log off the computer
Since the only person who replied to me the first time I asked this question clearly speedread, let me ask again:
Why didn't Valentine just bring 100's of stand users from other dimensions to the base dimension and have them kill Johnny? If he was able to convince Diego from another world, surely he could have found other stand users
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?
the was no other stand users on the limited area he could access while being pulled by Tusks ability
That would've taken a long time. Better yet, he could've just brought over 100's of clones and have them hold guns. Johnny and Gyro were almost defeated by the 11 men, no way they can stand up to a small army of Valantine's.
was thinking of him during last night's session with myself
Because of a number of reasons.
Story wise, that is completely boring having a couple of no name gooks just dog pile Johnny at the end of the part
2.) Valentine was being bombarded by the Infinite Spin and kept getting sucked back underground. by the time he got 100 stand users, the race would be over and the corpse gone.
3.) All those stand users probably wouldn't trust one another and might end up meeting their counterparts and dying. Valentine knew Diego wouldnt meet with ANOTHER Diego since Base Dino was dead (but he didnt knwo Lucy kept His head)
Anon please, children are watching
You dumb newbie. I've been here longer than you. I've had a better grasp on the community than you, ergo you need to take a fucking note from me.
I know more than you, I am better than you.
I am the the authority you should appeal to. Don't respond to respond to this post unless you have something to contribute, loser.
If Dio was a guy and Jonathan was a girl, Part 3 DIO would've been weirder than it should've.
Part 3 probably wouldn't have happened since Jonathan would've been the one pregnant and if she died then no descendants
Write-arounds could fix that, but the story only really made sense with him as the most gentleman a shonen protagonist could ever be
>founded the arrows that got dio his stand buddies and killer queen
>made a gang to stop drugs but sold drugs to begin with
>wanted to kill his pure daughter
Doppio didn't deserve it though
is no one going to talk about giorno
what the fuck happened to his face
here's your much needed child care
mods didn't come fast enough
Part 5's climax was so bad it gave Araki depression and he decided to ignore Part 5 ever happened with Part 6 just to try and close up the series so he would never return to it
Here's a new topic: What's your favorite fight that you don't hear many others talk about?
>Bruno VS Secco
Heh. I'm done playing with you, laters loser.
THERE IS NO HOPE
MODS SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN
To be fair, Oasis was really threatening because of Green Day. They both worked well together, so that after Giorno pulled off that 7-page Muda it basically resulted in Bruno picking up the leftovers before they could get to the Coliseum
Half of what I said was shitposting, but Araki really did have depression writing Part 5 which is part of the reason the second half is the way it was. Shit like Fugo getting written out or even rushing the finale just to get it over with and afterwards he stopped writing JoJo weekly. From Part 1 to Part 5 he was writing it nonstop, and then took a hiatus before coming up with Part 6 which is part of why it's so goddamn different compared to the first chunk of the series
Seriously, Part 5's climax is a total clusterfuck of shit
>he doesnt have the 4chan thread in text-to-speach
So what your saying is, that Dio should have been the girl.
How about... we share?
I wanted to take a bath with you, anon.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
No thanks. i already had a shower today
I feel like there might be some elements of it in JoJolion like Gappy's identity, but unless King Crimson shows up at all I can't be certain. Chances are we either might get another female JoJo or not
Diego couldn't go full DIO, so there probably won't be a Giorno counterpart. Hell, Diego already had some aspects of Giorno in him
k whatever m8. Part 5 is an utter disappointment and would've been a total nothing end to the series if Araki stopped there. Without it he certainly wouldn't have gotten better to write Stone Ocean or Steel Ball Run, so I'm glad it happened at all
I've thought of this before, it would certainly have been unique. As much as I like Rule 63, Jonathan and Dio's dynamic is the heart and soul of Phantom Blood so it's really hard to change that
How is your son today, Mr. Kawajiri?
Trying what? I'm the one actually discussing shit and you're the one that's throwing it aside because you don't like that I don't like Part 5 and think it's a heaping mound of missed potential and a poor example of pottery. It's the most unironic example of what most people think Shonen is
Have a female Diavolo
>As much as I like Rule 63, Jonathan and Dio's dynamic is the heart and soul of Phantom Blood so it's really hard to change that
There isn't that much you'd need to change, with it honestly. I mean unless you want that ship to have a happy ending.