>Watching anime >Thinking your home alone >Catchy opening

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Ha! Wimp!

I'm watching yaoi in the dormitory with roommates on neighboring beds every day.

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and that's why I do my karaoke in my car at night

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pfeh, amateurs
i watch hentai while my parents are fighting next door

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>>154491502
>singing Kazakh cartoon OPs

Pfft, I watched Monogatari toothbrushing in my room with my little sister on my bed. Then I introduced her to Kharisma Jati stuffs.

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>>154491708
I'm sorry anon, it's not your fault

Pretty sure my neighbor got an eye full of me jerking it to hentai when I forgot to close my blinds

>>154491965
It is his fault.

You mean someone broke into my house? I have a loaded shotgun next to my desk at all time, so I wouldn't be scared but very nervous about the next few minutes.

>>154492576
>I have a loaded shotgun next to my desk at all time, so I wouldn't be scared to kill myself anytime somebody breaks into my house
:^)

>>154492624
one way or the other, this robber's gonna regret breaking in that house

>Be me
>watch hentai
>imouto walks in
>gotta explain sex to her
>go to far, and explain more about sex stuff than necessary
>hope to god that she won't tell the family.

>>154492576
>burglar breaks into house
>theme song from some cartoon for little girls playing
>bueno.jpg, drops trousers and barges into the room, rock-hard cock in hand
>sees a smelly fat neckbeard similarly undressed
>turns 360 and walks away

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>>154491502
>Living with other human beings ever.
Also checkum.