>come home exhausted from work >want to have relaxing bath

>>154486947
Tell her to fuck off
Use said bath

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>>154486947
Turn 720 and moonwalk away to ask my wife Aqua for a logical explanation as to why we have an unknown person in my bath.

>>154486947
Join her

>>154488693

This, it might be a bit cramped but I think we'll manage.

Tell her to get the fuck out of my property.

Wonder why my bathroom door leads to a room that's totally not my bathroom.

>>154486947

Thank her for starting the bath and hop in.

>>154488610
And that's when I come out of your closet, declaring that me and aqua have been fucking 3 hours straight before you came home

Yo I get home while it's still that sunny out? Man that sounds great

>>154488960
She already broke the NAP, you can unsheathe your abrams tank

>>154488610
This is a good answer

>>154486947
I would a bird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPrtFxd9u9Y

That window placement is strange

>>154486947
Ask her how the fuck she got in,
then hop into the bath.

Throw toaster into the tub

>>154489841
Why 47, WHY?

>>154486947
Call the cops. If she was able to break in, she's a dangerous element.

>>154486947
Plow

>>154492196
Silly anon, there's no snow outside

>>154486947
>WAAA G-GOMEN!
>EKKKK ECCHII! *slaps*

>>154492495
*grabs her by the throat* modorinasai?!?!?!!?