You are the protagonist of the last anime you watched

>>154477831
find and rape all non main characters.

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>>154477831
I guess I now have no time to spend for myself on nights.

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>watching Dog Days

Guess I will be making a mega harem with every girl.

everyone figures out im a fake and stops liking me more than likely

I got Kirito too due to OS. If I don't have his reflexes then there's no advantage.

If I know what is going to happen when I turn on the NerveGear then I just won't play and I can avoid the entire dilemma.

>>154477831
>konosuba
>I don't dive in front of the tractor and die of shock
>literally nothing happens

>>154477831
>Scum's Wish
Oh boy the shit I'd do during the series.

>>154477831
Josep Jostar. Yes I'm so glad I watched Jojo before looking at this post. Araki draws them studdly.

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Kill everyone on Earth and succ Freeza.

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welp

>>154477831
>Girlish Number
I work harder and become better also I try to start a relationship with best girl Momoka.

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>>154477831
I'm super lazy, unmotivated and un-expressive, so I'd make a terrible idol.

>Chaika: The Coffin Princess

Probably blow myself up within ten minutes of trying to operate her Gundo.

>Kazuki Fuse
Guess I'll kill some revolutionary terrorists.
I hope Protect Gear is fun

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>>154477831
But with Izumo

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>>154477831
Neat

I'd like to think I'm less retarded than Akko, so hopefully it all goes well

Apparently, girls want the white stuff I have inside my body.
Take a guess, who am I?

>>154478437
That useless shit from witchcraft works

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Whoever the protagonist of Kinmoza is..time for some doki doki spitswap

>>154477831
I become Haruka from Sakura Trick?

Aw yiss, lesbian funtimes here I come.

>Madoka
Shit

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By making love to this cute loli.

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>>154478481
Din don din don!
Correct

I make my moves on Succubus-sensei and end up jizzing my pants.

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>>154477831
I'd still meme.

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>>154477831
Rewatching Squid Girl. I'd probably be a bit less selfish and more helpful, but honestly I think I'd do most of the same things. She has a pretty comfy life and lots of friends.

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>>154477831
I get to fuck Megumin. Things will go well.

>>154478727
Why limit yourself? You could probably also fuck Darkness, Wiz, Aqua and Yuyun if you played your cards right.

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I'd give the Krauts fucking nukes.
Or maybe really get them out of the war.

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I might not even get adopted in the first place.

I hope all of you know Japanese.

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Not bad

>>154478903
>implying

Nigger, unless you have an actual degree in nuclear physics that's not going to work.

In fact its one the things that trigger me the most about these kind of scenarios, you aren't going to be able to tell people the wikipedia summary of an advanced technology and have them "get" it. Leaving aside the actual tech itself there is all the associated resources/technology needed to be able to simply produce the thing you want in the first place: I.e. good luck building a nuke without also knowing how to identify uranium/plutonium outcrops, mine them, refine them, build a housing, build an advanced detonator, build a custom missile to deliver the payload. And to do all that you need to advance their basic material science and manufacturing knowledge to be able to tool the custom parts needed for all that stuff, and maybe even to create the tools in the first place

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>>154477831
>konosuba
I die but wish for best goddess instead

>>154479515
Patrician taste, my friend

>>154477831
>Tanya
Not too bad I'd say.

>>154477831
>Demi-chan
After all the Demi girls are done with school and I've given them a good education, I get a physics degree, call up Machi, and invent fucking FTL travel using her neck wormhole and become the most important human in all of recorded history.

>Sangatsu no Lion

Well it seems like my new career in Shoji is destined for complete and utter failure, seeing as I haven't even played a game of chess in years.

>>154477831
>Fuuka
I would have quit the band on day 1 since I can't play the guitar that well yet.

>>154478129
Yorokobe! You have become the little girl!

>maid dragon
at least I still have the skill sets to continue kobayashi's job

>>154477831
Pretty much do the same thing as MC

>Shiki
I'm getting out of that town day one.

>>154477831
>Danganronpa 3
Fuck. Wait, am I Monokuma?

>>154477831
>Log Horizon

I would instantly lose everyone's trust in Shiroe (me).

>>154477831
Probably be very confused since I don't speak nip.

>>154477831
>MGQ OVA ep.2
Welp, i'm fucked in so many ways...

>>154481085
Considering Monokuma appeared for less than 3 minutes in the entire show, no.
Was it Despair or Future arc?

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Nice! I get comfy hugs from demi JKs, and hot fugs from adorkable succubus cake!

>>154478068
Depends on what the OP means by "mind".

>JoJo's bizzare adventue 2012
So am I Jonathan or Joseph?

>>154477831
>Bang Dream
Masturbate all day
Never put in any effort into making friends or learning music
Poppin Party never exists

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>>154480878
Just go chill with comfy family

>>154481724
and just mooch off the already struggling sisters who do so much for you?

>cowboy bebop
I'm not cool enough to pull it off

>>154477831
Pick a better gun than a fucking M9.

>>154477831
Don't pilot the giant robot, say all humans are trash and should die, pilot giant robot, go to secret base where Kaworu is, fug

>>154478437
And then a girl got naked and squirted a whole bottle of mayonnaise in her mouth

>>154479468
>Work important job
>Remember all of the codes for nuclear weapons
>Get reincarnated in Germany
>Give Hitler nuclear codes
>Hitler fakes death
>Wait 60 years

>>154480878
Apply willpower and attack offensively, that always works

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>>154477831
I am now a beautiful girl, my dreams have finally come true, fuck the plot, I'm going to masturbate and get Que to fuck me with his dragon dick.

>idolm@sters
I fail to find the idols any jobs and ruin all of their careers, and then likely get fired.

Who is the MC in the Idolmaster anime again?

>>154481758
Rei suddenly becomes a prodigy at [profession anon has].

>>154484511
neet?

>>154481574
Well I would be fucked since I don't know jackshit about biology.

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>>154477831
>Konosuba
Pic related happens.

>>154478817
Because I'm not a promiscuous polygamous cunt.

Turn on the night raid (after getting that fags gear) and marry esdeath

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>>154477831
Would definitely get to the bottom of what the fuck is happening\has happened, all the while taking the initiative in making friends.

Especially ibis

>>154480948
I actually get the point that Kobayashi is a Webdev focused on DBs.
Also, pair programming.

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Will people finally like me?


>>154483702
Jougasaki

>>154484898
that's a real dillema, as much as I'd want that I also have enough self-preservation to know it's like the worst fucking idea ever

>>154477831
https://youtu.be/4wDKr2FnmnQ

>>154477831
>Subaru, Re:zero
I'd be okay with this if it wasn't for the fact I have to keep his fucking body. If I got to keep my /fit/ body and looks it'd be perfect.

>>154478532
that's easy if you already know what's going on, you can fix everything in five minutes

>>154477831
>Gabriel dropout
Nothing changes.

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Fucking hell.

>>154485018
It's ok we have the g-gundam

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>>154477831
Find Megumin and explode inside of her, impregnating her.

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the only thing better than fucking best girl is being best girl

>>154477831
I could probably hold the group down during the first year. But I would freak Azunyan out and she would never join and I would try to hang Yui but then I'd remember the Ui exists and would live a long life in a happy, comfy, incestuous lesbian relationship with her and the other Keions.

>>154485351
Getting Gains from zero in another world

>Anon uses time travel to recharge phone battery and lurk on fit to find out how to push his undying body to the limit and get all of the gains

>Fuuka
I fuck the best girl

>>154487194
Silly anon, trucks can't fuck

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Who will I be anyway?

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>>154477831
>Index
>I have this guy's shitty luck

>Rewrite
I would be seriously fucked over by that permanently upgrade your body at will thing. I have poor impulse control.

>>154478029
>Dog Days
Forgot about this show! I've seen season 1 and 2 and didn't realised they made a season 3, downloading it now

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Non
Stop
Sexual
Intercourse

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>>154477831
I'm buffed jap now with my own demi-chans harems. It cant get any better than that.

>Kemono Friends
Not much, honestly.

>>154478536
More of a darkness man myself but i don't think i'll be able to satisfy her, i'm not into beating women

>Yamada-kun
I get laid with myself.

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>>154477831
>Yuyushiki ova
So I'm either the babysitter to two yuri dorks who try and annoy me 24/7 (Yui) or a yuri dork bully (Yuzuko)? Either works fine I guess.

>>154477831
>Erased
>Satoru
kill me now

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have sex with Aqua in the stables
have sex with her some more in the mansion

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>>154489768
only you can stop this anon

>>154477915
This

>>154477831
>TTGL
Shit, I don't wanna die eight episodes in.

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I suppose I'd just join the Hero Association earlier than he actually did.

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>>154477831

I guess I'll live to deal with being card game Satan and having 3 doppelgangers

But I will not shill Performapals, OEM till death.

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>>154477831
There would be significantly less unrequited sexual tension.

>>154492385
Jokes on you, the pair of tits is the main character

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>>154477831
Yo soy un Gundamo

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Pick best girl instead.

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I'm fucked.

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kazuma dess

Turn down the royal invite so Mary Sue never joins the cast and shitty volume 10 never happens.

Be nicer to Yunyun

Cuddle Megumin

I am completely fucked because everyone around me is talking Japanese while I can only speak English

>Kobayashi-san
I'm going to scissor a dragon and taste some tail meat. Assuming I still know how to do her job nothing else whatsoever has to change. She really is our guy.

>>154497319
>I'm fucked
Fucked by yuno, worth it.

>kaiji
I would be fucking dead.