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Joseph is the antithesis to Jonathan
Where Jonathan's kindness and sweetness got him killed, Joseph lived a selfish, comical and self-centered life possible while still being a good guy
>Survives knife to throat
>Survives tornado to face
>Survives a giant ball to the ribs
>Survives volcanic explosion
>Survives leaving the atmosphere
>Survives falling on a rock into the ocean after reaching terminal velocity
>Survives half of his body being digested on the cellular level
>Survives had being cut off and knee being melted
>Survives a laser through his body
>Survives 2 universal resets
Yes he is basically immortal
Joseph still isnt immortal because his 77 layers of plot armor cannot stop old age from taking his memory and his life force.
No Faggotron 9000, the fact you tried to defend your mistake instead of owning up to it is the issue
I love female Jon and would totally read a genderbent version of the series
wow, this looks disgusting
>I just can't see how woman can give birth to men like that
Nice try faggot, you made this post 2 weeks ago. which was followed by this>>154475149
Joseph face done
Should I move onto Jotaro and then do Oldseph or Try Oldseph first?
Will also take requests but don't expect greatness
Fuck ive been discovered, only one option left now.
hey guys let's post our stands
pic related is my bracket dark side of the moon bracket it gives me the power to control the minds of thots
What the fuck is wrong with this thread
Seeya when next JJL chapter rolls around and people who actually care come back
Is there a stand that can defeat this jpeg of two Japanese girls dressed as nazis?
>jojo has 4 letters in it
>the 4th part of jojo is diamond is unbreakable
>the main antagonist of that part is Yoshikage Kira
>Kira is a four letter name
>Kira and Josefumi fused in Part 8 to form a 4 balled man
I think were onto something anon
Fuck, this colored pages always tease me to actually read JoJo.
As someone who got bored of the anime because of Jotaro's Powerpoint adventures I ask this: Is there an actual colorized manga or just random pages?
Can stands love other stands without their users permission
>Tumblr invented Rule 63
I don't save shit I don't like, I save cute girls or JoJos
Did DIO learn japanese or did Jotaro learn english?
>Jorge's Bizarre Adventure written by Araki where Joseph's father discovers his Stand fighting in WWI
I'd read it. Probably make for a good one-shot if nothing else
If you're worried about that shit just imagine it as a girl cosplayer. There's like a million of those
Yeah that's my issue. It ain't like it replacing the series or some shit. Sometimes the designs of the boys can just look pretty as girls too
It's nice when people go the full 10 yards and try to retell the series genderbent in art but why complain
he's the best jojo but only in part 2
part 3 joseph's personality has nothing to do with part 2
>Complains about inane shit
>Always outwits his opponents when fighting them
>Pragmatic and always willing to get the job done
He's the same character just pushed to the side and not the focus of the Part. Just cause he's more comic relief that isn't the one who asspulls his way to victory the most in the story doesn't mean it has nothing to do with Part 2's Joseph. Part 2's Joseph would be a shitty character if he didn't grow into Part 3 or even 4's variations. Part 2 Joseph never really grows and stays pretty stagnant. The best you can get out of him is after the fight with Wammu near the end
holly shieet, this always triggers me.
Opinion discarded. Character needs to be named JoJo, not be manly
Besides, Joseph isn't even manly. He looks like a brute but he's a fucking giddy little memelord
>but jojo is not about character development
>someone ACTUALLY believes this
Best Jotaro coming through
Even if he doesn't it's obvious that he tries really hard
Not the Anon, but when I finished part 7 I felt really empty inside.
I liked the end but at the same time I had a hollow void within my heart. I don't know why, perhaps I expected more of Valentine or something to happen with Gyro.
Arigato, Gyro . . .
Rest in Pizza Mozzarella
I think I figured out today why I like JoJo so much despite it being like every other shonen out there.
Every other series I can think of except for maybe one or two have the villains be some kind of generic bad guy. Delinquents, stock soldiers, demons, monsters, little girls, etc.
But JoJo is the only series that consistently has flair for each and every villain no matter how big or small. Everyone is unique. They all have some kind of quirk about them.
Am I wrong here?
Do you mean no two villains has quite the same motives, personality and/or presentation? If so then yeah I agree I do like how just about every villain in JoJo is still at the base a regular human being with varying degrees of ridiculous aspirations and agendas that they want.
as someone that doesn't really like part 2, but wants to actually tell people why
I'll say its because while Joseph's whole adventure is interesting, it was lacking in moments that stuck out.
The only chapters I really liked involved either the pillar men, or stroheim.
I don't know, maybe I just got tired of Joseph bullshiting everything or just using the ripple training to beat them. Clacker volley and soap cutter were cool though.
A lot of it focused less on a single, coherent plot and more about trying to top the first Part. It's sort of like Indiana Jones in that there's Nazis and ancient artifacts, but felt a little hard-limited in pushing itself as a sequel to Phantom Blood. I think it's the Part that has the most characters to show up from the previous Part, and that's saying something since Phantom Blood barely has any really note-worthy characters
Most of the crossboarders that usually post here are posting on /co/ now because of the dub.
Part 2 is the part that I feel needed to be longer. We needed more scenes with the hamon training so we actually feel when Joesph's teacher dies. We needed more scenes with Caeser and Lisa Lisa to show that they are badass in their own right and can fight their own battles. We needed more Pillarmen scenes to actually characterize Kars and possibly make him more sympathetic and "human". We needed just more from part 2 than any other part, if we had those than I doubt people would be putting Kars as their least favorite villain or the Aja Group as their least favorite crew.
You know, I just got this idea from a story called Identity Crisis which dealt with rewriting the personality of dangerous villains into more harmless people... So it gave me an idea about handling Kira once and for all, and my idea is; wouldn't it have been more humane to just let Rohan entirely rewrite Kira's personality?
Think about it, it's unlawful to kill Kira. And not only that, Kira would've never been convicted for his crimes due to literally no evidence. Would it just be okay to instead rewrite his entire personality and have him be a 100% upstanding citizen living the normal life he always wanted?
Best Jojo is here.
I feel like any of the Pillarmen could could part 3 Dio...
The strength of Star Platinum/The World seems exaggerated at some times. Dio can punch a whole through Kiryuin but struggles against wheelroller. Even SP gives humans multi-hit finishers to finish them off and i am doubtful Jotaro was holding back.
The Pillar Men are the pinnacle of the series in terms of power levels. Stands have their own power levels, and Star Platinum/The World are the ultimate Stands in the series. It just so happens the stakes will never be as high as that again
Figured I'd stay up to see what the dub was like on toonami after watching samurai jack.
Holy shit why didn't you guys warn me? Why the fuck is it so bad? Why do they have insanely terrible italian accents? Caesar is fucking ruined. Why does the narrator sound like a bitch?
On top of that it was the episode where
Caesar diesI fucking cried to that before and now its destroyed. Shit. Someone kill me please.
>Shit. Someone kill me please.
How slow do you want it?
>Shitting on a perfectly hammy dub of the hammiest parts in JoJo
>Crying to Caesar
kars was the best
it's funny because of how fucking hammy he is
just listen to the man
He had snuck in a gun from another dimension. Grabbing the empty gun that Johnny tossed to him would have caused them to disintegrate, alerting Johnny to his potential betrayal.
I don't understand why people like Caesar, he's fucking boring.
Because despite being a character in JOSEPH'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, he at least had some kind of backstory and motivation, and managed crawl out of Joseph's shadow when fighting Wham!, before going back as being another kinda helpful but not really character.
is there more of this, this is adorable
I'm not worried, it's harmless and I'm pretty sure most kids her age do stuff like it. It does sound weird to people who aren't used to it though, like those without younger siblings.
It's just little kids wanting to emulate adult relationships in a safe and non-serious way to help prepare them for adult life, if you have a father lusting over his kid then something's fucked up.
>Listen to Great Days Units Ver. Instrumental
>tears in my eyes because it's just beautiful
This is the music I hope I die listening too. It embodies everything beautiful about happiness.
>Relationship with protagonist like PB Dio
>Motivation/Struggle like Pucci / arguably Valentine
>Always consistent threat or subtle part of the going ons like Doppio/Diavolo
>Interesting Design/Stand like Kars/Diego
>Good climatic final fight like DIO (minus the same type of stand thing )
>Somewhat relatable/Understandable like Kira
Honestly Damo is what my idea of great villain was but I guess he worked as a minor in the end.
As for Minor villains. Look at part 5 I guess. Varied stabs, with a reason to fight, all distinct from each other and have minature arcs themselves.
Why do hatefags have such horrible taste, really?
Like I get that people like things less than others, but when someone's shrill about it like this their tastes are invariably really dull, like themselves.
>Best JoJo coming through
Whoever made this is a cancerous autist.
>Araki's favorite character
Fucking americans. Read a better translation, everything's almost out too. Taste this shit should not be allowed
End your life
I'm not American and I've read the good translations.
Giorno is a character who displays very little emotional range and fades into the background. Most of his fights are lackluster. His stand is inconsistent and unsatisfying. The supporting-characters around him are more interesting and have more interesting relationships with each other. The part of the ending that fixated on him is largely considered to be a disappointment.
I've read the good translations, I've read tons of analysis on him, and I still can't make myself care about Giorno but not through lack of trying. Don't bother trying to shill him to me, it won't work.
Ok, I can understand, but in no way is he worse than Jonathan who is just a boring fucking character. I don't hate him, I like him actually, but I wouldn't put him above any other Jojo.
>trying to shill him to me
>incorrectly using the word "shill"
>If you dislike this specific group of characters you are a dumb hatefag with shit taste
I'm not him
I haven't. I'm the guy who said Jonathan was worst jojo and then you continued to argue with like three other people. Maybe you should stop posting before you embarass yourself further.
I specifically said that your stupid post which started all this was a shit post made by a shit poster, twice.
It's possible for me to call out two bad posters at once, particularly when they're compelled to leap into conversations to defend their own honor.
But Anon I like Jotaro
Manga made me appreciate him more
JoJo men are consistently huge, don't let Giorno's fuckboy genes fool you. Jolyne's pretty big for a woman too, so as a man she'd probably be over 6'
What the fuck are you talking about?
Josuke was mentioned to be six foot odd and still growing, and Jolyne was probably decently tall for a woman. Johnny was a manlet but Gappy seems pretty tall.
>Tells hatefag to fuck off
>While shitting on a character
Josuke is 6' at 16 which means he only has room to grow and he's both semi-masculine and pretty, but not a sub 5'10'-manlet. Gappy also is pretty fucking ripped and tall with Jotaro's build canonically and four fucking balls. Johnny is the exception, because he ain't got legs Dan
Point is it would make sense for Jolyne to be pretty tall
I want to snip that pony tail.
Heights in jojo are super weird. It's shown that Gappy is taller than Norisuke. (In the garden.) Then there's things like pic related where Jobin has a few inches on Norisuke.
Jobin doesn't wear girl shoes anymore either.
That picture isn't an accurate measurement of heights, Norisuke's clearly in the foreground. Judging by their positions they're walking down a sloped hill, so Norisuke could easily be taller than Jobin.
>mfw people say FemGappy would have 2 vaginas
I get that.
Just pointing how characters change heights throughout.
In Fifth Generation Norisuke and Jobin are the same height and both taller than Gappy. But during the Yotsuyu aftermath Gappy is taller than Norisuke.
Same with that Jojolion cover where Norisuke is a giant next everyone despite being in the background
Also Christ early Jobin looks really different. (Excluding proto Jobin )
It depends on whether you want it to be totally accurate anatomically or if you want the events of the story to play out exactly the same. 4 ovaries would give male Yasuho nothing to be surprised about.
Nah, I'm agreeing with you. Biologically speaking, the male reproductive system is basically an altered version of the female one but external, and nuts correspond to ovaries.
Both men and women have tits and they correspond with each other, and since Gappy only has two he shouldn't have any more if he was a girl.
>JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable OST - The Hand
How can something be so sweet and melodious
I don't see how that makes him not boring, but okay. At least he's rather good looking, unlike Kakyoin here.
Rohanfags need to wake up and realize that sleepy bedtime Josuke is a miracle of the universe.
I want to cut off the floppy part of his hair and burn it in front of him.
That aint a hair flop tho
Somehow you made me realize there's going to be so many fujoshi fangirling over Doppio and it fills me with minor dread
That's fucking revolting.
I say the same
>Not even the right lipstick color
I want to smash and cut that bitch Doppio's face until it's nothing less than a bloody pulp not even remotely resembling a human anymore.
Just punch the stupid shit out of his mouth until no teeth remain to get in the way of that beautiful fucking impact, while he slowly loses his sight, the smell of blood in the air, goes deaf and blacks out completely to rot on the rainy street. Not ready to die though, he'll be found by some jewish samaritans and rescued back to life, but never again looking nor feeling the same as he used to, becoming just an empty carcass devoid of human life.
Anyone else wishing they'd just animate SBR instead of Ventro Aurea?
Fujos have been lewding Doppio since before the Phantom Blood anime was announced you super retard.
I don't know why people act as though the anime is going to bring in swathes of yaoi, this shit's been around since CLAMP made that fucking egg doujin.
The best thing is that we'll get art of bossu and dop by the animators.
I can't help but think that Doppio is too feminine for fujoshits sometimes. Alas, they have no boundaries.
The wide eyes and all the purple. I believe he also moonlights as a hairdresser.
At least he's not a pink hooker like Diavolo.
>Only if the budget and animation are Season 1-tier
Are you sure about that
if diavolo is the 21st century schizoid man, is doppio the Moonchild?
Will Araki base a villain off of songs again?
Doppio's not even that feminine, he's a cute boy. Narancia and Johnny are way more feminine than he is and they get plenty of it.
And don't get puritanical about porn of JoJo characters son, who gives a shit.
Messina and Loggins were filler characters that didn't need to be there. It's even worse than the Hamon warriors in Part 1, because at least Straizo added something
I have no idea what Araki was thinking
Giorno is objectively a shit character. I'm not American. America has nothing to do with it you insecure Eurocuck.
>I will die the moment before Heaven's Door stops affecting me
>I am no longer attracted to female hands
>I have no memory of doing evil
>I am not evil
>I will forever strive to make others' lives better
>My name is Kosaku Kawajiri
This would have essentially killed Kira without actually killing him. Remember the thing in part 6 about killing someone's memories kills them as well?
desu 1 actually has a dynamic protagonist who goes through development and tells his whole life story whose actions result in shaping the world of JoJo as we very know it. It's simple, short, sweet and to the point so you don't have to wade through super long stories of thought-provoking material and can enjoy something basic and straight forward. It's far from perfect but I can see why it has its fans
I always feel bad when people say the only redeeming factors of Part 1 are Dio or Speedwagon. Jonathan can be reactionary and not proactive, but if he didn't act at all Joseph couldn't save the world from the Pillar Men, Jotaro couldn't rid the world of DIO, etc. It's the perfect start to a generational series
Not that guy but the fact the son of DIO is this quiet, reserved little twit that gets the world handed to him on a silver platter and STILL overshadowed by the supporting when DIO's loud, boisterous and proactive nature that always made him steal the show was the thing that most people liked of him out of Phantom Blood and Stardust Crusaders kinda rubs a lot of people the wrong way
It's a damn shame cause he started off really, really strong. Black Sabbath is one of the best early arcs the series has ever had
>dio's son is quiet and reserved
>diavolo's daughter is nothing
Araki really could have done much better with those two.
In a way Giorno is exactly what DIO always wanted to be. He hated that his emotions would get in the way of his better judgement, his temper was something that was always his downfall and no matter how hard he tries to suppress it, it was always why DIO lost to the Joestars
But being exactly what DIO wants to be is almost exactly why many fans don't like Giorno. Fans love DIO for his imperfections and, again very especially his boisterous nature. Giorno carries many pottery elements from DIO, but is his own character and that's both a blessing and a curse
Being his own character means that people can appreciate him for his own characteristics
when they show up and he's not relegated to plot device. But it's a double-edged sword because it asks us why should we give a shit about him in the first place? Because of his lineage, or because he's an entertaining character in his own right? For a lot of people, they don't agree with the latter
Will Part 8's final battle with Sailor VS Beetle end in pic related?
>The Blue Hawaii shit is so boring
What's boring about it?
The endless chasing I can get but last chapter had a lot of Gap action, it's just Highway Star 2.0
unless you think Highway Star was boring
>Gappy gets chased by a person
>person gets fucked up by either an object or Gappy
>Another person chases him
>The Plant Appraiser is mentioned
Last chapter was good because Beetleman actually did something with his Stando Power and Paisley Park showed up. But the endless running isn't as cool as Highway star, sorry. I still think Jojolion's my favorite part though
>thot: normalfag speak for "that hoe over there", usually used as a negative term to describe someone who enjoys debauchery but tends to irritate or antagonize others because of it. Different than a hoe due to the end result of causing someone to want to physically fight them.
Wrong thread, Eyebrow Queen.
The KLK thread is to the left back in 2014.
Was he going to fuck that girl teddy bear?
Johnny wouldn't feel a thing and Hot Pants is a Hot Nun, so it's not like he's got much of a choice.
No the bad writing comes into the fact that he gets left in the background and used as a plot device by the real main characters the entire plot then gets his dream just given to him on a golden platter. By the end of VA Giorno stopped feeling like a real character and more of a boring tool
>Ghetto slang is retarded
that shouldnt be surprising. most ghetto shit nowadays sounds literally fucking ridiculous and belongs on instagram
Yep, and yes it is. It was one of those words black ppl had for themselves but then white chicks found out about it so it started being spammed until it was no longer cool to say it.
That old teddy bear seems a little new on the fur and all, so the only way it could've been torn up is through physical tear and wear, not just being in a backpack for a year.
the italian fucked that bear rough
i think that was a boy teddy, too
Figured I'd colour this in.
Funny how despite Diego being coloured blue in the coloured scans,most fanart draw the Diegosaur with the green palette.
Green Diego with blond hair was the most common color scheme in fan art even before the digital colorization. It's kind of weird because it's a fan palette. Araki never gave green Diego blond hair.
my name is Diego Brando and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears
Ripple passes through the body, thus if the mother is a ripple disciple...
Dio spoke japanese on account of infecting thingies' dad with his seeds to get money.
more amusingly, you have to understand that if any non-stand user saw the final battle between dio and jotaro, what they basically saw was an autistic high schooler stare at dio hard, dio laugh at him a bit, and then dio suddenly explodes.
Heaing factor and armor haki are like the first two tricks you learn with ripple
>fight gappy for fruit
>muh fruit store
>beat gappy's sailor ass with my beetle arms
>i bet he doesn't even know the rhinoceros beetle's greatest strength
>suddenly gappy pulls pic related out
Prepare for the beetle Sailor armor he is about to spawn
Gappy won the first stand fight with Jobin, so Jobin still needs to basically wreck Gappy at least once - though maybe we'll see a Gappy/someoneelse mash up who'll be the final villain.
>it's the only stand in the Higashikata family that has a mouth
King Nothing in theory could just remove a piece and make itself a mouth. or to make this worse, it could just Cover its piece ontop of its prey, press down, and it would be """eaten"""
>Bruno sees Doppio as Trish
what if bruno tried to bone him tho