Homura is a raging lesbian with attachment issues.
Madoka pretends to have her memory erased because Homu's self loathing and submissive attitude turns her on.
Sayaka has a mild domination fetish but doesn't have the courage or know how to properly act on it.
Kyouko is submissive in bed, but she's embarrassed by it and masks this fact with fake aggression.
Mami is a literal pedophile and uses her sweets as a way of luring in lolis.
Nagisa is Mami's sex slave.
Prove me wrong.Protip: You can't
>>154459325
Jesus Christ, get a life
>>154459380
>not an argument
Save for that first one, there's no evidence to support any of that.
Homu a lewd
>>154459634
Kyouko is obviously cuter
Sayaka is objectively cutest meguka
>>154460081
Who?
>>154459920
>Torvig
Sounds like a pedophile.
>>154460165Miki Mouse
>>154460227
Take it up with their manager.
Sayaka>Mami>Kyouko>Madoka>Homura
>>154459325
>being so autistic that you write this up with a straight face hoping it'll give your """friends"""" on a Japanese imageboard a laugh
It didn't. See >>154459380
>>154460471
k
>>154460471
>expecting anything else from Madokafags
Every thread is literally autism, waifu imagedumps and tripfag drama.
This thread needs more apples.
All women are secretly submissive bisexuals.
>>154459325
>Mami is a literal pedophile and uses her sweets as a way of luring in lolis.
And this is why she's best
>>154460868
Homura wouldn't touch a dick with a ten foot pole.
Unless Madoka told her to, then she'd be all over it.
HomuHomu
>>154460916
That's only because Madoka got to her first. She'd be all over the D if a boy was in Madoka's place.
>>154460993
>>154460993
I think with Homura it's more of an emotional attatchment
>>154459325
forgot to add that Madoka is a massive Eva rip-off and gen urobuchi is a hack
Kyouko the lewdest
>>154460993
The story just wouldnt be as compelling if it was a generic girl loves boy so much she spends 11years timetraveling to save his life plot.
It had to be about lesbians.
>>154461157
I don't think they're lesbians, per se. They could just be good friends. Even Homura and Madoka's relationship could be purely platonic.
>>154461095
I think the same, but some people always want to make it romantic just because SHAFT threw them a bone or two.
It's just a bromance gone wrong on Homura's side.
>>154461387
Could be.
But the alternative is more fun.
>>154461379
It clearly goes way beyond friendship.
Hommu is obsessive over Madoka, and if boys acted as intimate with each other as the girls in madoka everyone would call them gay.
>>154461468
True, but girls in general act more intimate around each other than boys do.
>>154461701
Because all girls are bisexuals.
>>154461748
Homu Homu
Has we gotten any news on another movie?
What was that concept trailer all about?
>>154462790
Who knows how the jap committees work.
Maybe they want to make another trio of 1h movies since kizu was so succesfull.
HomewHomew
Would you Lucifer?
The thread lasted 2h before the autist showed up.
Pretty good day I'd say.
>>154463815
Crack is just as good as any other fanart. It's an expression of the community.
>>154464119
Very good indeed.
But alas, not good enough.
>>154464284
Definitely not good enough. One entire day is better.
>>154464272
Your opinion is not fact, friend. Your words are subjective to you alone.
Kyouko will literally marry Mami.
>>154464417
>implying anyone's trying to "prove" you wrong
>>154464470
You're saying you don't like Crack. That's an opinion. Saying it "degrades" the characters is also opinion based, since what qualifies as degeneracy differs from person to person
>>154464558
You know that trying to reason with him is a lost cause?
>>154464546
>will
They're already a pair
>>154464614
Sadly
Is it too early to celebrate Christmas?
>>154464741
>insulting others and spouting baseless claims mean I've proved him wrong
There's nothing to prove or disprove. Some people enjoy crack, and always will. Isn't it better to let others enjoy what they please, rather than wage war with the world?
I actually am Homura. Ask me anything.
>>154465005
>when they are factually correctly
>>154465019
When will you stop molesting Madoka?
>>154465005
No, you're just convinced It's just me. You've accused a couple dozen people of being me.
>>154465019
How many Megukas have you fucked?How many have fucked you?
>>154465019
Are you happy about being played by an African-American in the potentially upcoming TV adaptation?
>>154465097
I know this is false but people shouldn't try to adapt Madoka into a TV serie.
>>154465107
>He then tries to do it AGAIN.
But only one of those was me
>>154465193
Isn't it one already?
>>154465270
A live action TV serie, you know that I meant that.
>>154465331
>live action
Please God no
>>154465218
How to deal with anti-crack-kun:
1) Don't reply. His posts will be deleted anyway.
2) Don't make meta images about him. Warnings and bans have been given out.
3) Post as many non-canon pairings if you want to troll him, it's not against any board guidelines to post crackships. Just be aware that you're not really helping anyone, just feeding the troll.
4) Don't post any crachships and he'll leave you alone and ignore you.
5) It's best for everyone if you go about your business like he's not even there, post any pics crack or non crack and just try to ignore ACK.
>>154465376
The only shows that work as a live action serie are the SOL and the drama. Fantasy ones tend to fail.
>>154465504
>Against global rule three.
We can't be expected to police our behavior over someone else's issue. Just posting this pic does not violate the rules. The one violating global rule three is ACK. You can't solve the problem by defending it.
>>154465448
>you are spamming crack to spite people right this second. Being spiteful is wrong.
http://archive.loveisover.me/u/thread/2101704/#2103172
>>154461379
I agree, I just don't see why people call Homura a lesbian at all.
>>154465539
You are copy-pasting your deleted posts, so that's a form of spamming.
>>154465672
It's mostly either a joke or /u/rifags
>>154465672
Well, to start with, Homura Akemi is labelled a lesbian because of her obsession with Madoka.
Fuck, I remember when we could have fun Madoka threads before the crazed, ban-evading autist came around. Those were the good old days.
>>154465748
>AI YO
what the fuck did Homura mean by this
>>154465798
Once the new movie / series comes out, we'll see that content return. Discussions improve in quality as content is released more frequently. It's like a body of water. If it flows and moves freely, It'll be clear and pleasant. Let it sit still for too long and It'll attract algae, bugs, and other filth.
>>154465798
If you weren't around for accelerator then you don't know what a lightweight ACK is.
>>154465916
Accel redeemed himself slightly when he spammed loli that one time.
>>154465969
Two of those aren't me.
>>154466021
>>154466056
If I sent you a screenshot, you'd say it was edited.
>>154466100
You've been told in the past, friend.
Reminder that Madoka is the dominant one in the relationship
>>154466155
If that were the case, my posts would be deleted, and yours wouldn't.
>>154466155
>Nothing I did was spamming or flooding. You fucking clown.
take the following as a friendly advice from someone new to these threads
you look like you're trying too hard, and for that you won't be taken seriously, whatever you write
>>154466198
Reminder that Homura is submissive in every relationship.
>>154466250
I want to see a HomuMadoMami threesome
>>154466295
Everyone does. Even ACK, in secret.
>>154466388
Sorry, I don't speak Russian.
Why is Sayaka so shit? She ruined the entire series.
>>154466430
That was another poster, believe it or not.
>>154466459
>Why is Madoka so shit? She ruined the entire series.
FIFY
>>154466512
t.Kyubey
>>154466512
Fuck you dude, Madoka isn't the one who ruined the series.
I want to fuck Madoka
>>154466293
>Nah, you're been here the whole time.
uh
mmh
please other guy keep posting yuri, I'm enjoying it
>>154465615
Aw, it's a nice /u/ thread of sweet Madoka pics let me just-
>Homura being force-fed meat cooked from madoka's dismembered legs
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Fucking goddamn vore and edgelords.
>>154466573
>And no, that was just you.
It wasn't, but believe whatever you want to believe.
>>154466573
Why do you think /anyone/ cares about your opinions?
>>154466606
Fuck off, raging lesbian. We can smell your bitch stench.
>>154466636
I'm sorry, what?
>>154466593
please post more quality content such as this
>>154466881
>These posts, all by the same person
Except they're not
>watching inferior outdated mahou shoujo
>>154467070
What losers, right?
>>154467140883
>>154467234
It is only an anime. There's no reason to be upset.
>>154467167
Will a new Magical girl anime surpass Madoka in term of popularity?
I miss when we could have good madoka threads
>>154467442
Only time will tell.
>>154467501
It's been almost 7 years now.
>>154467591
6 years actually
>>154467501
Good threads will come as new content is released
>>154467591
so?
gurren laggan is older and their threads are good the few times they come along.
Daily reminder that Mami a pedo
>>154468040
It isn't some secret or something. Anyone can check the archives.
>>154468177
I think everyone will come to the conclusion that ACK is a pathetic piece of shit who spams other unrelated thread with his shit. Just report.
>>154468274
He's been banned before, but he keeps coming back.
>>154468578
>fan art is off topic
>>154467760
Do they eat together cheesecake?
>>154468956
Of course!
all the characters were intolerable except homura
esp sayaka
>>154469099
Crack isn't against the rules, friend. It's being "low quality" is your belief alone.
>>154469155
How is Mami intolerable?
>>154469193
shes a dumb pedo
i thought shed be a villain for sure the first time i watched it but instead she got canned like 2 episodes later
>>154469553
How can she be a villain? Mami is friendly with Madoka and Sayaka.
>>154469598
So is QB
Mami's not a great person anyway, trying to recruit people
>>154469598
Because for the brief time that she was alive, she was phony as fuck and very obviously concealing things from the girls. If she didn't outright lie, she basically did everything short of it to mislead them both into a contract she absolutely knew was not what she was trying to make them think it was.
She's the sort of character that makes you feel like you need to wash your hands afterwards, like there's just this slimy veneer of utter fakeness to her. She wasn't malicious in the end, but she was still just kinda off-putting.
>>154469553
She turns crazy in a later episode and I think she's going to be the final boss in the next series, if she doesn't turn up to be the show's red herring which, I admit, has been her gimmick thus far.
>>154469644
QB has actually some creepy vibes. It isn't the case with Mami.
>>154469721
>you need to wash your hands
I admit that I fapped to Mami and her boobs a lot.
>>154469742
That, along with her fights with Homura (who is obviously not evil) is all the more reason to distrust Mami instead.
>>154469644
Mami didn't know that magical girls turned into witches
>>154469958
She knew it was a horrible deal and would doom someone forever to a shitty life.
>>154459550
None at all.
>>154469553
The pedo thing ismostlya joke though.
>>154470011
If this isn't proof that Homura did nothing wrong and fixed the world I don't know what is.
>>154466198
>science babiesSalted popcorn patrician taste
>>154469958
She knew it was dangerous and isolating.
Even her wish was short-sighted and negligent, why didn't she just wish for the accident to have never happened?
>>154470100
Mostly? More like, hardly.
>>154470363
Faintly.
>>154470617
If you aren't breaking the rules but I am, then why are you the one getting banned?
>>154470898
Maybe you're the one breaking rules instead of me? Crack isn't against the rules, and you're the only one that believes It's "low quality".
>>154470954
Considering he is cross-shitposting in another board and another thread, he is the one breaking the rules.
>>154470954
You're replying to whats effectively a robot that spams same lines over and over for years and years.
The robot doesnt have input options, it only gives output.
>>154469721
Mami's only crime was being lonely and emotionally fragile. Just compare her in the anime to her in Rebellion..
>Oh, it's been a year since I last entered in a Madoka thread, let's see what people are discussing
>It can't possibly be about tripfag drama, lesbians and shipping drama with ACK, right?
>right?
>>154471189
If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>154471150
You can be a generally kinda lousy person without committing any crimes.
Mami is a disingenuous slimeball. She conducts herself like a snake in the grass even when she has nothing in particular to hide (though she hid plenty).
>>154471192
It isn't "just because I say so". It's because the mods don't consider it low quality, whatever that means, like you do.
>>154471262
I wish that they delete his posts in the /x/ thread that he spammed.
>>154471252
The only thing that Mami hid was her loneliness, she even tells Madoka and Sayaka to think carefully about their wishes and advises Sayaka against using her wish on Kyousuke.
>>154471189
To be honest, drama, lesbians and that one obsessed weirdo that won't fuck off is basically what Madoka was all about anyways.
>>154471277
>still believing in samefagging
>>154471150
Those aren't crimes, they're motivations for the things she did do wrong (most of which were unintentional, reckless or negligent)
I want to do a case study on ACK.
What was his childhood like? What neuroses contributed to his current behavior?
It's a mystery I'd like to solve one day.
>>154471150
Mami is shit. She never listened to a word Homura said and choose to get Sayaka and Madoka involved in all the magical girl thing. She knew that it was dangerous, but got them involved anyway just because she didn't want to be alone anymore, which proves that she's a self-centered bitch.
She's also retarded and unstable to the point of being dangerous, like it was proven in many timeless where she lost and tried to kill her friends.
>>154471355
To be fair by that point Homura had dropped all pretenses of civility and was acting shady as fuck, and I say that as a Homufag
>>154471341
Its like Homura being really obsessive over madoka.
Id guess ack will roleplay hommu for 11 years and then suddenly stop
What was the point of Nagisa?
>>154471341
Bullied as a child, born with weak constitution. One day a janitor gave him a hot pocket out of pity and his life was changed forever.
>>154471461
If ACK is Homura, does that make Crack-kun Sayaka or Kyubey?
>>154471531
Nagisa exists to pleasure Mami.
>>154471567
Definitely QB
>ship madokyou with me and become a magical faggot!
>>154471461
Well we've got 6 down. Only 5 more to go.
>>154471567
I'd say crack kun is Kuybey.
>>154470898
>/x/
How far will you go you absolute madman
Definitely Bunnyrabbit
THIS IS NOW A FLIP FLAP THREAD
>>154471398
what point? Homura tried to warn Mami several times, she simply never listened to her.
>>154471794
I didn't have this one, is it a rare PPK?
Why is PPK sosexy
>>154471794
This thread is whatever you want it to be.
How would the megucas react to the masterpiece that is Flip Flappers?
>>154471988
>why is the ending so bad?
>>154471988
Can't say because I haven't seen it yet.
I assume It's good.
Why Madoka has such shitty threads? Not even NGE is this bad.
>>154472116
It's been so discussed that people ran out of shit to talk about years ago.
>>154472116
ACK andmyself.
>>154472108
I know some people may think people who ship Sayaka and Homura are just trolling ACK but it's truly my favorite ship, all the hateboners are wonderful.
>>154472245
Same. It's mostly the fact that Homura just latched on to Madoka because she was the only one that was nice to her. In truth, if any of them had shown Homura as much kindness and attention Madoka did in the original timeline, she probably would have latched onto them instead.
>>154471988
Homura would be absolutely in love with it for the first two episodes and shamelessly self-insert as Papika with a complete lack of self-awareness.
Then episode 3's henshin sequence would trip her PTSD and she'd turn on the show faster than she turns on Mami.
Mami would fall in love with Nyunyu. That character is literally just a scantily clad loli with a gun. She was practically made to appeal to Mami.
Kyouko would be totally into Salt in the shameful "nobody must know my terrible secret" kind of way and sweat uncontrollably whenever he's being rude to Cocona. She'd also fall head-over-heels for Yayaka and cry at episode 9.
Madoka probably loves watching angsty lesbian tragedy since that's basically all she did in her own show, so she'd find the Flip Flappers boring until around 7 or 9 and then get totally into it.
Sayaka would hate the show but secretly collect images of Toto after dropping it. Also when she's told what Yayaka's ending is like, she'd be inexplicably furious.
>>154472321
>the person telling you to stop ruining the thread is not the one ruining the thread
No offense, but you kind of are.
Homura's butt?
>>154472322
I wouldn't really like if she latched onto Sayaka but I really like their rival relationship that eventually leads to hatesex
>>154472579
How does a rivalry lead to hatesex?
>>154472547
HomuHomu
>>154470433
Nagasia likes cheese, cheese comes from milk, milk comes from boobs.
I don't know why it took me this long to make the connection.
>>154472696
>Sayaka hates Homura
>Homura likes to mess with Sayaka
I can see it happening
Homura is a good girl who deserves love and eternal salvation.
>>154472781
That's not hatesex anon, that's just hateful rape.
There's an important difference.
>>154472723
And Nagisa is similar word to Nagasaki where USA dropped a nuke.
Hiroshima, shima.. ma.. mami!
What could it mean?
>>154472699
More
>>154472920
>>>/u/
>>>/h/
>>154472990
More
Homu a lewd
Homura and Mami were made for sex.
>>154473213
Indeed.
>>154473230I won't. If you want me gone, stop replying to me
>214 replies
>33 IPs
hmm
>>154473369
>Do you really think only one person has a problem with you ruining threads like this?
Can you point out a person other than you who has a problem with it?
>>154473439
Don't give attention to him. Trust me, it pointless to do so.
>>154473585
>Random person
See >>154471027
>>154473585
People debunked the shitty he said and tried to be reasonable with him countless times in the past. But he just doesn't care and prefers to spam the same shit over and over again. He's basically the cancer of Madoka threads, even worse than tripfags, yuri posting or anything else.
No one has patience to argue with him these days, but he's starved for attention, so he keep posting.
>>154473369
>I will never stop replying
Then you'll always be used as a jester.
>>154459325
Tomoe is not a deviant! She's just a single Mami trying to raise an orphaned child.
>>154473585
>>154473542
>Deleted
Can you make your samefagging any more obvious?
>>154473999
Nice canon post.
>>154474221
They should just ban all mobile IP ranges.
↓ The below poster has autism. Please be patient with him. ↓
>>154474460
They tried, they failed.
>>154473977
He must be preety embarassed
>>154474221
It was funny before, but now this is just sad. I've told you why I do what I do, I've told you what you have to do if you truly want me to stop, and yet you keep on. You're either a trolllike meor hopelessly delusional. Should it be the latter, I'm sorry for you.
↓ This guy has autism too. Do not bully. ↓
>>154474792
I love Mado/Nagisa fanfiction.
>>154475123
>>154475087
>>154475162
So this is the power of purebred autismo.
>>154475215
You're not even smart enough to realize every post against you isn't coming from the same person.
>>154475429
Nice schizophrenia you got there.
>>154475466
inb4 deleted post
Man, the mods work fast these days.
>>154476354
>posting crack is just like shooting people
okay
>this thread
>>154476588
This is every Madoka thread, are you really surprised?
I wish there were more femdom doujins like this one. In a break from tits and ass all the girls are in seductive frilly dresses and I like seeing Kamijou as Madoka's slave.
>>154476918
I just wish there were more doujins of the magical girls getting the D instead of non-stop yuri.
>>154477001
What about futa on female? Best of both worlds, right? You get the pre-established emotional connections AND the dick.
>>154477036
That's fine in it's own right, but it's nice to be able to self-insert sometimes.
>>154477001
The cast were all females, the central relationship was all about yuri, and the only males with speaking roles were Sayaka's boy toy, Madoka's Dad and what's his name who Sensei trolls with questions about eggs.
Might as well embrace the Yuri.
>>154477001
You trying to start a fight?
>>154477083
You don't self-insert as the girl?
>>154477083
What about Meducas giving the D to random boys?
>>154477158
>>154477212
I like yuri for the cute, emotional stuff but it's still not very fapable.
>>154477317
>>154477350
That ain't my kinda thing.
>>154477417
Maybe genderswap could be the solution.
>>154477844
>male kyouko
Absolutely heretical. If anyone, Sayaka would be the guy
>>154477844
But Kyoko is the one I want to fug the most.
>>154477865
>>154477898
This better?
>>154459325
Not true
It's getting a bit late over here, so maybe I'll go fish for more (You)s some other day.
>>154459325
God, what a horrible image.
>>154467527
i need more OF THIS
>>154477990
Sayako looks like a nerd