Demi-chan wa Kataritai

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What sort of experiments will they conduct on Kyouko this week?

>>154436820

interdimensional deepthroat

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>>154438115

>>154439438


why is she so lewd?

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Is there a decent stitch of this?

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Why is succubus so shit? She ruined the whole episode!

Perverted Yuki episode best episode

>>154441145
Impregnating Yuki-chan~!

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>>154436820

Recapitation.

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GIMME SAKKI GIMME SAKKI GIMME SAKKI GIMME SAKKI

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>>154441145
I'm not sure about decent, but here's mine. You can rotate it yourself if you prefer the rape angle.

>>154443119
Settle down, Takahashi-sensei.

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>>154436338
What's the episode today about anyway?

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>>154443993
It's Macchi week. Time to learn about her body, if you know what I mean.

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>>154442334

>>154436338
Sakie-sensei's flashback tooks place in 2006 but somehow looks like sometihing straight outta 1960s. I hate it.

>>154436820
I don't get it
Were her nipples ice cold

>>154445723
No, they got hard and warm and sensei felt it.

What time is the episode coming out?

>>154446426
3 hours.

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How is this supposed to be sexy again?

>>154446533
She's a succubus, the act of simply showing of more skin, an act that is hardly lewd at all, is amplified tenfold.

>>154446533
its not, but the idea that she's supressing a natural instinct, or hasn't yet developed into the cold and cruel creature she's destined to be is a little exciting, probably the only reason some people watch this

I'll start watching it once they stop teasing that transformation...which conveniently, is never

Dumb genki vampire is best girl

>>154446533
I dunno, but it's sexy even through the screen.

>>154446708
But anon, there has been no teasing of that sort whatsoever, no hints of her ever becoming cold and cruel. If anything, it's just a metaphor for some sexually repressed woman gradually accepting and getting comfortable with her sexuality and thus becoming able to have norman romantic relationships.

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>>154446533
Have you wore the same tracksuit for days in a row? Do you have any idea what kind of smell that have concentrated in it?
That's what's sexy, it's pheromones of succubus in heat concentrated through days in and out of sexual frustration.

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Himari deserves more love

>>154446533
hot woman in a tanktop that shows her cleavage
even gays would understand how

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>>154443126
I'll try restoring the edges and cleaning messy bits

30 minutes

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>>154441145
>>154443126
>>154448757

>>154448336
Which twin would you impregnate /a/?

>>154450339
i'd cum in her sister and make the vamp suck it out

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kiss

Wait, did Yuki just say she had a little sister? Very intriguing.

We need less of shitty dullahan and more of dumpire, dumpire imouto and succu-sensei.

WHERE CAN I WATCH IT?

>>154436338
>Bland A1-Studios adaptation of a good manga.
>Best day of the week.

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I wanna kiss you.

>>154450498
>>154450544
What if someone just kidnapped her body and left her head?

>>154450498
> When you gotta pee but the show 2 good
fuck how do I dullahan?

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>>154443126
>>154448757
>>154450324
Impressive. Thank you anon.

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>>154450591

Saki saki give me the faki faki

>>154451236
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>>154451375
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>>154451470
At least it doesn't feel as weird as the manga

Am I imagining things or is vempire really dumb?

>>154451916
You might be on to something here.

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>>154451916
Nah, probably just you

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>Next episode is Ch.30
Now I'm completely lost. What's the season finale's going to be about?

>>154452458
Me.

>>154436820
>hugging for almost 2 seconds
>he would've kept hugging if Kyouko didn't have sweaty dullahan melons
wow Takahashi-sensei is a fucking slut

Fuck, don't tell me it's more of the crappy headless shit this week...

What's with the fucked up filesize?

>141MiB
Thanks Crunchy for getting an even lower bitrate.

Did CR turned into funi without hardsubs?

>CR finally switched to lower quality for new releases too

Fuck. Greedy capitalist pigs.

>>154454977
At least they still have softsubs.

>>154446533
It is not. It is just mocking the MC's tastes and people that actually enjoy it

>>154454705
They changed their bitrate from 3MB/s to 1.5MB/s, at least in the 1080p video.

>>154436338
Ice Lady > Headless girl > Vampire > Vampire's sister > TRASH CAN >>>> Succubus

>>154455096
>They changed their bitrate from 3MB/s to 1.5MB/s,

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH'

Fucking suck ir retarded HS fags

>>154455111
>Ice Lady >

My nigga

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>>154455111
>yukionna that high

>>154455184
Is there an alternative?

>>154455223
Yes, it's where she belongs.

>>154455223
My autism also makes me say weird (wrong) stuffs from time to time

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>>154455223

>>154455096
It's like they're trying to get worse.
Anyone know if the subs are timed correctly for Ohys?

>>154455224
stop being a faggot whinging entitled EOP fuck

>>154455223
Anon, this video proves you wrong:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDTwzuWjCZw

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>>154455223
>best girl shouldn't be first

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>Only 2 more episodes

>>154455522
There will be a second season... r-right?

>>154455561

Even if that was a possibility, I don't think there's enough material for one

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Yay~

>>154455774
Nice blur

>>154452458
I'm surprised too, I feel this should have been the finale.

There's only the pool chapters left, I would have made that episode 11 and this part episode 12.

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>they go to the physics lab and start talking about worm holes

>>154454128
What did you try to achieve there? I'll get my shit together and finish the remaining spots on step2.jpg >>154450324 soon™

shit episode

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>>154455096
And this is not only with demi-chan but the whole site. What the fuck CR.

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I never cared much for dullahans before this show, but I really like all the little things they show her do without her head. Like when she goes to check the water while watching tv, or when she was watching herself run laps with her head on the bench last episode.

For some reason I find these little moments really endearing.

>>154456218
Get CR
They're muxing HS subs with puya video

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This show is too good, i swear its the only time of the week I can feel emotion

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>Succ Sensei gets two seconds.

sdjsaodasjpod Fuck this show.

>>154456282
Based spics saving anime.

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>Machi has a baby
>can't hold her head and baby at the same time

Remember, being dullahan is suffering. Absolutely nothing advantageous about it

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Hes going to get busted for molesting girls

>>154456457
I think that's the remainind drama.

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>>154456132
nothing at all really - just playing

photoshop muscles get rusty if you don't flex them

>>154456457
>>154456484
Drama episode next week and final episode the pool? I'm fine with that.

>>154456601
I wish japs had a good taste in anime then there would be a second season

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>>154446533
supposedly it's not, she doesn't know how to act sexy
still I don't know how, her succubus traits even tresspass the screen of my pc
hot damn

>>154456428
What if she has another dullahan? She could learn to juggle her head, her baby's head, and her baby's body.

>Sakie chokes on her coffee hearing Hikari kissed Sensei

That was great.

>>154456272
dullahans can be really cute
they look very defenseless

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Great episode desu. I can't believe people don't like Machi. Sure she's not best girl but still pretty great.

So where can i get those mango books at

>>154451857
>I've made a terrible mistake, face.

>tfw no doujins of machi's body getting abducted and raped

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Why does Catface do these things?

>>154456890
I like that they added Yuki here. For one, what she told Macchi made sense and it connected their two experiences. Also, I know this is the nitpick to end all nitpicks, but in the manga I was wondering how Sensei just showed up at the right time. I got the impression Hikari called him there, but when? Here at least they showed Hikari going to get him.

>>154457105
How could mere normies possibly hope to comprehend Vampire Intelligence?

>>154457105
vampires like to feel a nice pair of tits too, even if they have them themselves

The Machi and Sakie episodes are the only ones where they even really deal with the whole demi thing, huh?

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>>154455522
>I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me

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Cumming into Machi's wormhole.

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ehehe

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>>154457409

>>154457409
Nice

I'm glad they cut down the pseudoscience talk for the anime.
I don't think I could have resisted the urge to stab my balls if I saw the scientist dude completely missing the point of the Schrondinger cat experiment again.

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What a fucking autist

>>154457105
For my dick, of course!
Though that should have being with superior Yuki--onna.

>>154457553
>it's a schrodinger cat episode
Thank god they cut that.

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I want to kiss this vampire.

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Test sample get!

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hey look, it's a boy with big tits!

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>>154456579
>Next Episode:
>Demi-Chan wants to support
SENSEI GETTING FIRED

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>>154457810
I don't like how this and urara have left us all on hangers, my autism is going too insane.

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Creature of the night.

>>154457334
Figures, their demi-natures are much more prominent than the other two's. I wouldn't say the others don't deal with it, it's all about different perspectives. Macchi has the most physical problems. Sakie has the most social problems. Yuki's real problem was mostly in her head, and she let her fear get the best of her. And Hikari doesn't let it bother her and thinks of it as a fun quirk.

>>154457655
On the cheek?

>>154458023
On the fang.

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Are those memesubs? She's clearly ENVIOUS, not JEALOUS. Those are different.

So what will that dude who was shown looking at sensei and the demis with an unhappy face do? He seems to be the closest thing to an antagonist this show will have so will we have some drama next week?

>>154458238
See
>>154456457

As usual, Machi episodes are the worst.

>>154457803
She looks like an anime version of Chloe Moretz.

>>154457553
Same. Generally I like it a lot when the show is coming up with explanations for the demis, I always enjoy seeing the thought process, but that one was so bad I got pretty rustled.

On the other hand, the wormhole neck idea I find neat. I like the detail that Macchi had an endoscopy and it showed her neck being there.

Not that that's any more realistic than the quantum "explanation" for the skin. I'm not sure why I dislike one but like the other.

>>154456579
That's the same for me. The reason i wanted to help, actually

yours turned out pretty nice, which filters did you use?

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>>154458448
>synonym
FUCK THIS
Jealousy is the fear of losing something dear, envy is a fear of never getting something.

RELATED BUT NOT THE SAME

>>154456579
what plugins

>>154458207
The one subtitle I'm having issue with is when Yuki says "remember when we had popsicles". The translator probably thought about the last episode.

She's clearly talking about the time they had ice cream, after she got over her fear. I don't speak jap, but even I can hear Yuki say "aisu".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa6fbOF3x8M

>>154458721
Envy isn't a fear. Envy is wanting something that someone else has. Jealousy is a stronger version of that often with the twist that you feel like someone is stealing something or someone from you.

>>154458883
this

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>>154458883
>>154459005
w:
Jealousy is an emotion, and the word typically refers to the thoughts and feelings of insecurity, fear, concern, and anxiety over an anticipated loss of status or something of great personal value, particularly in reference to a human connection.

w:
Envy (from Latin invidia) is an emotion which "occurs when a person lacks another's superior quality, achievement, or possession and either desires it or wishes that the other lacked it"

Do you even check your definitions?

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I am fucking triggered right now. Oversimplification is a sin.

>>154459252
>>154459005
>>154458883
who the fuck cares

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beign a fit male teacher in a school full of horny teenagers must be hard to keep them at line

>>154459473
This is what sexual harassment looks like

>>154458448
>Definition uses original word that needed defining
wtf I hate google now

>>154459473
Our girls at school actually used to dress up way more slutty when it was the buff teacher's lesson. Idk if they tried to woo him but still.

>>154436338
Is the president aware of MC taking advantage of underage girls?

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>tfw four women will never sit down and have a conversation about how much they crave your dick

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Fuck you Sensei. Nobody makes Machi cry.

>>154459818
But she made her cry herself

So if Machi neck exist somewhere and it doesnt belong in our universe, does that mean that she could store an unlimited amount of anything as long as he doesnt swallow?

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>it's okay if men are abusive as long as they apologize

Yeah I think I'm done with this show

>>154454705
>>154454782
>>154454977
>>154455005
>>154455096
>>154455418
>>154456218
>>154456282
>>154456375
Is this ever going to stop or this will be the new QUALITY for CR/HS?
Any good alternative that doesn't make me wait more than a day to see one episode? Also english only, I don't speak other languages and learning Japanese is not an option.

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Does it really take as long as Takahashi took to see that Kyouko wasn't carrying her head at chest level?

>>154459314
It's not oversimplification, it's complete misinterpretation. The scientific discoveries that led to the Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment have nothing to do with how human conciousness affects the universe just with it's magical presence. The point Schrödinger was making is that there is no perception/oberservation/measuring without interaction. "Just looking" at something requires photons to bounce of whatever we're looking at, so our eyes can pick up the reflected light. At the most fundamental levels particles behave in different, uncertain ways only until acted upon by other outside forces. This is why they "behave differently when observed".

tl;dr Humans aren't magical creatures, get over it japan.

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>>154460026
>Any good alternative
Download aegisub (or just press F1 or F2 on MPC), mkvtoolnix (optional for muxing) then learn to fix timing issues with public raws and CR subs.

>>154459647
why even live?

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>>154460026
Spoonfeeding is wrong, but I'll give you a hint. There are none except CR that meet your criteria.
If all of us were patient enough to wait and if we supported other subgroups this would never have happened. Fuck you /a/, fuck myself and the biggest fuck you of all to CR for making this happen. Fuck your monopoly shit.

>>154459957
I see where you're going with this, but she said the endoscopy showed it was just a normal neck from the inside.

>>154460036
Thank you, thank you very much.

>>154460224
I'm fine with waiting on some decent sub using an encode from a native HDTV rip. Who's with me?

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Any physics bros watching this show that can confirm or deny what they're talking about this episode?

>>154460438
>>154460036

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God, this episode made me nostalgic.

I remember being a high schooler and going to a university for the first time and starting to think about what I might do in the future. I love how Machi is starting to think about the fact that the world has so many unexplained mysteries.

>>154456457
>>154457810

Can't wait. This teacher is constantly doing inappropriate things with his students and needs to be taught a lesson

>>154460438
It has nothing to do with intention - robot observers have the same effect as humans.

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>>154460593

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Why was there a cat in a box when they were entering the university grounds?
Was it a play on Schrödinger's cat in reference to Machi's neck?

Either way i'm sad about a fictional cat.

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This is not OK

>>154460438
he said so many wrong concepts in the manga that I actually skipped that part in the episode
And I'm not a physicist tho, I just have a little knowledge about it

>>154460228
How is it a normal neck if they don't even know where it is or if its covered by skin? How do they know whats inside of it or whats at the bottom?

>>154460681
>>154460611
>>154460552
Well that's kinda disappointing. I think I'll just pretend that it made sense.

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>>154458883
>getting word definitions from the Simpsons

>>154460567
Machi thinking about becoming a researcher herself was very fitting. I liked that a lot.

>>154450488
I agree. I like the manga, but the anime got boring really fast.

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>>154460674
fixed.

>>154460166
>press F1 or F2 on MPC
>then learn to fix timing issues with public raws and CR subs.
I will try to do this, tried it in the past but never got it to work.

>>154460224
>Spoonfeeding is wrong
Sorry anon, I know it's wrong. I used to know a lot of subgroups and waited over a week to get what I wanted but with the years I forget about all of them thanks to horriblesubs, getting your series in less than 3 hours after the episode aired (for most of the time) was a big tentation, I know what you mean and I also feel responsible for the down of fansubbers.

>>154460036
Actually, you're also conflating the observer effect and the uncertainty principle. The latter is a mathematical statement about non-commuting operators.

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>>154456457
えへへ

>>154459252
Did you even read my post? Those are exactly what I wrote.

"Anticipated loss of status or something of great personal value" = "You feel like someone is stealing something or someone from you"

"When a person lacks another's superior quality, achievement, or possession" = "Wanting something that someone else has"

>>154459972
How was that the message you were getting

>>154460843
Maybe, maybe not, maybe I don't know what any of these things mean.

Also, ITT: particle physics and linguistics.

>>154460925
He is just baiting, ignore him.

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>>154459972
I think you need your brain checked

>>154460674
This part actually made me cry. Not to personal blog or anything, but my sister has a permanent disability and I've done this same thing sometimes where I look at her and just picture her standing up one day and looking around like nothing is wrong. I wonder if her teachers have ever done that too. And then when Sensei just shakes it off and thinks, well, it wouldn't be her anymore... that's just so right. People are the sum of their circumstances and their environments. Some of them have unfortunate conditions, but even when they do, that becomes a part of them.

I really admire this show for how down-to-earth it is at times like this.

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I don't want it to end

Rate the demis
Succi>Lala>>>>>>Yuki>=Dumpire

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Machi is such a total cutie. Other than the physicist being wrong on a bunch of shit (shouldn't expect manga authors to understand to begin with), she continues to be a sweet girl

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>>154461097
Machi > Yuki > Sakie = Vampire

I like all of them though

>>154461097
Machi>Yuki>Succi>Hikari

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>>154461097
Yuki > Succi > Dumpire > Lala
I don't dislike Machi, the other girls are just too good.

>>154461149
cute webm anon, thanks

>>154461164
This is roughly how I'm feeling as well.

Though, I have to say, in terms of improvement, Yuki blows each and everyone of the girls out of the water. Huge fucking leap from worst to wounderful

>>154461228
I get that Machi isn't for everyone, but I have a soft spot for deredere types.

>>154461097
Vampire > Sakie > Yuki > Machi

Although Machi is still great, it's not like the show has any shit girls

Who was the VA for Souma? Sounded familiar.

>>154461506
Good thing for us there's a place where we can find this out.

>>154459972
> get worried as fuck because Macchi was putting herself in danger and you're her fucking teacher (and a really great one), so you really want her to be safe, so maybe a scolding will help her realise she should be less reckless from now on
> be considered abusive

Is this bait or just gb2tumblr?

>>154461720
Why did you reply new friend?

>anything kyouko eats is teleported using wormholes
>imagining some kind of sci fi vore doujin where kyouko eats people in order to transport them across the galaxy

>>154461661
>>154461506
too quick on the snark: it's not updated yet, so
https://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=creator&creatorid=31313

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>>154460644
It got adopted.

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>>154460593

>>154460438
on a quantum level it seems to be the case that observation alters the behavior of things.
It's probably the matrix saving up on RAM by rendering just things that are being observed.

>>154456842

She's fine, and on her own she'd be pretty great, but I like the rest of the cast way more.
Genki Vampire gets my heart going, Ice Witch has her own little character arc, which makes me like her more, and Succ is best girl. She just can't compete.

>>154461893
Or it died and its corpse is still inside the box.

>>154460644
The cat is either dead or adopted. But we dont know since we cant observe it. Damn you Schrödinger you played us again!

>>154461975
I guess we'll never never know unless we look in the box.

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>>154461429

>>154460674
She would be tall as fuck!

>>154462008
what if I cum in the box?

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>>154462008

>sensei fired
>can't pay rent

Would succ take him in (her home)?

>>154462113
The you may or may not be conducting a rather ill-considered and undoubtedly illegal act of public indecency on a cat, ill-considered for the fact that a cat may or may not leap out at you and scratch your junk.

>>154462040
it would be better if Machi's body was the one beside sensei

How much kinetic energy do you need to tunnel through Machi's wormhole?

>>154462158
And use him as a fucktoy. Yes please.

>>154461930
So are you saying that there are no victims in underage predatory sex ?

>>154462416
I'm not, but I'm not so sure Sensei wouldn't.

>>154462416
If a crime took place it doesn't matter whether the victim was ok with it.

>>154436338
I wanna lick her pussy!

>>154462416
If nobody hears was it rape?
Nobody hears you in space

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>>154458641
>>154458746

Topaz Impression 2

>>154462721
huh ive got topaz already installed and havn't seen this one yet

>>154460036
>>154459314
Schrodinger was taking the piss when he thought up the cat scenario. He unwittingly created a perfect metaphor, though.

The basic premise of Schordingers Cat, and Quantum craziness, is that while the cat's current fate is unknown, to the observer the cat is effectively both alive and dead at the same time. All decisions the observer makes, prior to determining if the cat is alive or dead, must assume the cat is both alive and dead at the same time simply because the observer can't know. Once the observer opens the box, they know the cat's status, and can react in only one manner.

It's only a metaphor, but it's a metaphor that fairly accurately explains quantum wave forms and stuff.

The light-interacting-with-matter-and-hitting-the-observer's-eyeball-changes-matter is closer to Heisenberg's stuff.

>>154462760
>Heisenberg's uncertainty inside Schrodingers box.

What would happen?

>>154462760
I never understood all the drama around quantum mechanics. If the theory accurately predicts the measurements, then what's the problem?

>>154462896
50% chance the observer dies

>>154462908
'Cause it doesn't play nice with general relativity. Like, at all. And unlike Relativity it's incredibly difficult to get an intuitive grasp on quantum mechanics. The only reason I even have a passing understanding of it was when I was a kid I was obsessed with being a theoretical physicist and read a ton of books on it.

This episode was boring as fuck god damn

>>154462908
there is none, its just one those things that's regarded as complicated and hard - like 'rocket science' used to be

>>154463032
But I'll be damned if Kerbal isn't fun.

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>>154463090
hell yeah

>>154461834
I knew I wasn't the only one that thought about that...

>>154462760
Physicist, here. Not exactly.
I didn't like the message in the episode, because the word 'observation' comes from statistics, and has nothing to do with a conscious effort at observing. If you observe in quantum mechanics, you're just selecting a specific state from a superposition of states.

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Who the fuck was Souma's seiyuu? He sounds so familiar

>>154457553
They didn't cut it down, it's word for word the same as the manga. And I don't know what the hell you're talking about, he doesn't say anything about Schrodinger's Cat.

The more i Look at this show, the more I believe it to be about handicaps.

Qte female anime handicaps.
But still handicaps.

>>154463135

>mun

I still can't get that bastard from not-venus.
I just can't. I tried.

This reminds me I've never watched hard-scifi animu. I guess I'll have to dig around about cute astronauts doing cute things in zero g.

>>154463652
So katawa shoujo finally got an anime? 2017 is really the year of miracles

>>154461834
>sci fi vore doujin where kyouko eats people in order to transport them across the galaxy
You could probably do it with small objects though. Imagine a scenario where Machi literally pulls whatever you need out of her ass.

>>154463272
Natsuki Hanae I think

>>154463652
Yeah, I've been mentally comparing it to KS since day one.

>>154463652
That's a pretty clear subtext. It's all fantasy metaphors and it doesn't try to hit you over the head with it, but the parallels are clear.

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Gettin some serious Our War Game vibes from that animation

>>154461097
Sakie>Yuki>Machi>Hikari
They all are pretty close to each other, there's no worst girl.
Lala's my waifu, obviously she's the best tho

>>154463793
Who gets the anal and the dead father

>>154463652
It's hard to say what specific kinds of disabilities these demis are metaphors for, though.

>>154456218
>>154456375
>>154456282
>>154460166
>CR subs
I know I can get the raws from nyaa, but where do I get the CR subs?
>press F1 or F2 on MPC
For what is this? Is for fixing up timing issues with public raws and subs?

>>154464084
I don't think it's that they are stand-ins for anything specific, it's more about the attitude towards them. The way people (and themselves) treat being a demi is what is so similar.

>>154464167
>For what is this? Is for fixing up timing issues with public raws and subs?
No, but just finding the subs.

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>>154463751
>Imagine a scenario where Machi literally pulls whatever you need out of her ass.

>>154463183
>If you observe in quantum mechanics, you're just selecting a specific state from a superposition of states.
I know. I was trying to get across that it was only a metaphor.
Waveform collapse and whatnot.

>>154461046
And everything will end because nobody is translating the manga

>>154454782
>>154455096
I could see this working for CR, the only thing a retard needs to feel like he's watching a high quality video is "1080p" in the title.

>>154463736
>>154463793
>>154463952

Well come on. Giving the fact that he tries to explane everything in a "Scientific-like" explanation, all their "supernatural powers" seems pretty nerfed. While the downsides are still there.

>Vampire
Immortal beast who sucks on true blood, can turn into bats and mist and has superstrenght?
Nope!
>You're bascially an anemic albino!

>Snowgirl
Stories about freezing people and shooting ice?
Nope!
>You're an old person! Stay inside and drink alot this summer.

>Headless grill.
You know the cool ass story about the headless horseman? The undead dude who came for its revenge?

>You're basically tetraplegic and you need a weird ass metal frame for doing something as basical as eating.


>>154464084
I tried But they're not specific.

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>>154464167
Instead of 0 you add a number and pressing F1 or F2 fix easy timing issues. You get CR subs from the HS release.

>>154464251
>Instead of 0 you add a number and pressing F1 or F2 fix easy timing issues.
Thanks.
>You get CR subs from the HS release.
What? Do they release just the subs in horriblesubs.info? Or I have to download the entire episode and then somehow separate the subs from the episode?

>>154464244
>old person
I don't understand this.

>>154464419
https://animetosho.org and look at the subtitles section, they extract them

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>>154464240
i LEARN JAPANESE JUST TO TRANSALTE IT

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>>154464244
>weird ass metal frame
What Macchi actually uses is a more discreet harness. But strapping a head in front of the chest is still weird.

>>154464464
Thank you anon.

>>154464239
Fair enough. I meant about the Schrodinger's cat bit with the "not exactly" comment, though. It's not so much that the state of the cat is unknown, but rather that it is indeterminate. Doesn't really matter, though.

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>>154446533

>>154464419
>>154464464
Or, alternatively, you can mkv-toolnix to modify\extract subs\separate\combine tracks\do whatever the fuck you want to your animus.

>teach actually acts like an adult talking to a kid for once and scolds someone for basically risking a serious head injury just to play around while they're clearly too busy for them
>Somehow teach is in the wrong

>>154464240
It's being licensed by kodansha

>>154464760
Thanks for the idea.

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>>154446533
>that smile at the end

I just can't get over how useful Machi could be. Imagine putting her body at great height and putting a tube through her mouth down on the ground and surgically make it come out of her stomach. You could then put water into that pipe and let gravity make it fall from her body's height driving a turbine for infinite free energy.

Imagine doing the same for a base on Mars. You could pipe through water, air, food and any other supplies that could fit through her mouth.

Depending on how far you're willing to go with body modification the possibilities are nigh endless!

>>154457507
ALOHA SNACKBAR
ALOHA SNACKBAAAAAAR!

>>154465283
It's people like you why they have laws against experimenting with demis.

Jokes aside, yeah, making that work would be huge. Though I guess I would start the research by trying to replicate the wormhole without having to perform surgery on a dullahan. A lot of inventions are inspired by nature but you don't need an animal to do it once you understand what's going on.

Plus they're rare. A dullahan would be worth their weight in gold.

hyperdimensional?, i think that word doesn't mean what you think it means also, if i put machi's head sideways, and made her swallow water, would the water pass to the body, or would she be unable to do that due to conservation of momentum?. You see this is the problem with this kinda explanation, it's only there for people who don't know anything about the subject, and won't likely understand it, because if you do know a little something, like you've at least read the tables in the back of a physics book, you'll smell the crap. the point is, why put such a thing as an explanation, if the only people who will understand what it's said, will trash the show for saying nonsense

>Surgically removing a dullahan's wormhole for use in industry

I'm more interested in the fact that Yuki seems to violate the first and second law of thermodynamics and the goddamn law of conservation of matter and energy.

Fuck FTL. We're talking perpetual motion machines here.

>>154465632
Yuki could just be secreting a substance that causes an endothermic reaction.

>>154450389
>Japan's tax money at work

>>154465511

I wonder if it would be possible to replicate the effect by science since it violates the most fundamental principles of physics. Conservation of momentum, the energy principle etc.

I say be glad for the gift we got in Machi and put it to the best use possible!

>>154465584
Have you ever read science fiction? Do you get mad at Star Trek because the warp drive doesn't work in real life?

>>154448336
I love Himari though

>>154465690
Then Yuki's skin would be hot instead of cold.

>>154465705
The fridge wasn't paid by tax money.

>>154465734
Oh, so now instead of trying to understand it, we'll just say it's supernatural and treat it as magic?

Some scientist you are.

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>>154462584
In space, nobody can hear you rape.

>>154465740
i'm mad at the show because it's trying to sound real, but it's too lazy to actually put some effort, star trek is not lazy

>>154465584
The only person, either in this thread or in the show, who used the word "hyperdimensional" is you.

>>154465837
Wait, not it wouldn't. Ah well.

>>154465874
> Some scientist you are.
Never claimed I was, senpai.

I look at the possibilities. I don't mind people doing measurements of course, but at the same time I wouldn't squander free energy just to replicate the effect.

When something defies all known physics I just think you need a magician to have a look at her rather than a scientist.

Although I guess if there are four or so in the world and you can collect them you could study one while putting the others to good use.

>>154465900
>star trek is not lazy

Heisenberg compensators.

It's pretty fucking lazy.

>>154465930
i guess i saw a shitty translation then, ignore that part, the rest stands

>>154465900
>star trek is not lazy
This is what trekfags actually think.

>>154465900
>star trek
>not lazy

It's technobabble all the way down.

If we put aside ethics for a moment, then cloning Machi and sampling the DNA would be the best first step. Just to see how does it form and can you replicate the wormhole effect.

>>154465584
>, or would she be unable to do that due to conservation of momentum?

Either one of us doesn't understand this principle or you must be imagining her eating and swallowing food at crazy speeds

>>154450462
Constipation is a bitch. She needs more fiber and less protein in her diet.

>>154466122
>>154466110
>>154466063

in a way tecnobabble is less lazy, at least that way i can't compare it to anything, and at the same time it's self consistent, the same can't be said for this case

>>154466365

Have they said that it is genetic? Would a Machi clone also get a wormhole? Are dullahans born with a detached head or does it come loose later in life?

>>154466482
>backpedaling
Cute

>>154466416
just imagine her swallowing water with her head upside down, does it work?, no

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So Sensei is fully aware that all the demis want his D?

>>154466657
It works for humans, I don't see why it wouldn't for her.

>>154466683
It's probably hard not to notice that fishy smell whenever they're near him.

>>154466683
I think it was to show all the places hes had her head resting would be if it was connect to her body