Who is the best oppai Konosuba?
>>154431022
yunyun is saggy, saggy!
>>154430478
Aqua.
Remember kids. Blonde always win.
>>154431022
Someone please, invent bras.
I'm not a cowtits guy, so YunYun is the best oppai.
>>154430478
Wiz for tender loving
Darkness for rough impregnation.
>>154431220
She has cowtits, though.
>>154431220
>>154431271
Only in the OVA. She was nerfed to reasonable levels in season 2.
I love YunYun!
>>154431119
I'm still mad about nisekoi even though it was obvious who he was going to pick.
>>154430478
Everyday I praise God for giving the world breasts.
Wiz.
>>154431483
Did you mean something similar to Kazuma and Megumin?
>Keele looks like a spoopy skeleton
>Wiz looks perfectly human
But why? Is it a glamour or something?
>>154431337
That's not what I expected from a file entitled "yunyunbullying.webm".
>>154431839
F U C K Y O U
give me your best edits
>>154431839
I want to marry Yunyun so she never has to experience such loneliness
>>154430893
underated character
>>154431119
You mean
>First girl always wins
>>154432332
Get off the computer, Aqua.
>>154430478
Arue is the best crimson semen demon oppai
>>154432332
So the girl Kazuma pushed out of the way and died for?
>>154430478
Wiz is looking kinda chubby there.
>>154432332
Aqua isn't blonde
>>154432464
I hope she somehow ends up in fantasy austraila, there are some subtle hints to it in the ln.
>>154430478
Wolbachia
>>154432207
are they related?
>>154432549
Should I watch DATA BASE?
>>154432530
Either that or kazumas childhood crush
>>154432681
yes
>>154432750
Havent watched the 2nd season yet, is it any good? I heard it got DEENd
>>154430478
>literally not a single good Konosuba doujin
How does this make you feel /a/?
>>154431119
We sure do
>>154432790
Are you gay? the Chris one is god-tier
>>154432790
There's a Chris one really good.
I want to cuddle with Wiz.
>>154430756
This is definitely the demon lord
>>154432784
The second season is a step down. I won't be hyperbolic.
>>154432917
Nope, we have to explain this every thread?
>>154432835
No.
Call me when Takeda Hiromitsu realize this series exist.
>>154432991
Takeda is shit and his girls are always fat pigs.
>>154432784
it's watchable if you really liked season 1
it got DEEN'd yeah but that isn't even the major turn down for me
the story spreads out too much and the pacing is all over the place
>>154432946
Explain what?
BULLY
>>154432530She's the Demon King.
>>154433104
Who is the demon King
>>154433144
Who is it?
>>154433144Hes another japanese sent by aqua to defeat the old demon king, the guy is a loner who dislikes parties
>>154432750
>>154432681
Is it literally called Data base? I see this Gif all the time and wondered what it was.
>>154433177A kirito clone, what this guy >>154433193 said
This is YumYum!
Say something nice about her!
>>154433194
nah, it's called Log Horizon
>>154430478
KonoSuba world is incredibly dangerous yet seems so comfortable to live in
>>154433256
God fucking dammit, been meaning to watch this. At least I know now.
>>154433256
Stop doing that, it kills the joke.
>>154433250
Her rage fits are cute
>>154433250
Her loneliness suits her.
>>154433250
Warriors of Sunlight is the best covenant.
>>154433177Komekko started listening attentively again. I continued reading.
“The youth was very powerful, repeatedly defeating the demon king’s lackeys by himself.”
This was a very famous—
“The desperate demon king realized that he would lose to the youth in a direct confrontation. How can he defeat this youth then? The demon king then noticed that the youth never joined a party.”
—well-known legend from long ago.
“The demon king’s cadres said to the youth, ‘A lonely, loveless hero is a joke! Heroes usually cooperate with their companions to overcome obstacles then defeat the demon king! You don’t even have companions, so for what and for whom are you fighting? You might as well join us. We have a lot of perks.’ The cadres asked him to return after he made his decision. The youth went back obediently.”
Finally, sleepy Komekko rested her head against my shoulders as I read the book.
“Finally, the youth attacked the demon king’s castle again and said to the demon king’s cadres. ‘I’m not lonely, I’m a soloist. It’s not that I can’t make friends, but rather I don’t need them, because I know companions will only become a liability… Also, what perks! You think I will be tricked so easily! A bargain with the demon king never ends well! I fight for humanity and peace! I won’t waste time with you, my goal is the demon king’s head! I can let you go, get lost!’ The youth pointed to the cadres and said. The demon king’s cadres replied, ‘If you said this back then, it would be quite cool.’ —The cadres were still destroyed in the end.”
>>154433250
She throws the sickest parties.
>>154432549
>She will never confess
Goddammit Mamare.
>>154432549
They sure shares some frustration
>>154433193
God damn it Aqua, did you ever not fuck everything up?
>>154433128
>bullying a goddess
It's like you want to be cursed.
>>154433488
Mini Succ is the sexiest girl in the show desu
>>154433250
I never want her around and, conveniently, she never is.
>>154433533
Kazuma gets away with it
>>154433578
That's because Eris has a dirty mind and secretly enjoy it.
>>154433632
Doujin are not canon, anon
>>154433128
Vanir pls
>>154431580
His wife is dead and he's all alone and wants to double die, so he has no reason to put any effort into upkeeping his appearance.
Wiz does.
UUEEEEEEEEEEH
>>154433688
Why isn't the cat being dissolved?
>>154433341
>Warriors of Sunlight
>Not Grapebros
>>154433578
That's a cute boy.
>>154433578
>>154433659
I really love this boy
>>154433753
*Handsome boy
>>154433578
>You will never sexually harass Chris
It's okay, Kazuma "the man" did what we all wish we could have done.
>>154433737
Demons ≠ undead
cozy
>>154433830
>Don’t sexually harass the boss!
>>154433821
>>154433759
I want to fuck that boy in the pussy
>>154433923
Don't
>>154430478
Megumin has the best oppai.
>>154434350
yus
>>154434350
Cow titted whore
>>154434350
>isn't concave
Fucking COW
>>154433578
Context behind this scene?
>>154434610
Chris has been a bad boy.
>>154433488
They just wanna have the Vanir D
>>154434610
Kazuma touches her happy spot, she gets embarrased
>>154434350
>IMA DESU
>>154434610
Is like that doujin, but without the sex
>>154434697
How can a boy have such lovely vagina-bones?
>>154434649
I really like anime Vanir's character design than the LN one
>>154434697
Hey, Chris looks familiar here.
She looks like Aqua in the last episode before she failed miserably.
>>154433128
man stop posting this, it hurts my kokoro everytime, she may be dumb and annoying but she's still a good goddess at heart.
>>154434794
Yeah no that's eris
>>154434746
The boss is so sexy
>>154433128
I feel nothing.
>>154434750
Yes, he looks more manly and capable, probably because the LN artist is not good at other types aside from cuties, i mean look at this Hans
When does Chris show up next?
>>154434881
Aegis pls
>>154434953
Until season 3, but is worthy the wait
>>154433128
Aqua's dialogue makes this too real
>>154434995
S3 would have chunni village and lots of Yunyun and Megumin, that alone makes it 100x better. Add tons of Chris-service and it makes it an quantifiable number higher than that.
>>154434995
Assistant kun needs to be animated.
Also, does Katsuragi manage to buy back his cheat sword or he has new equipment at this point? I can't remember it
>>154435088
>>154435091
If we don't get S3, we riot
>>154430478
>Show full of girls with big tits
>Both best girls are flat
>>154433759
>>154433753
>>154434003
Eros pads her chest
>>154435147
>YuiYui kaasan giving thumbs up and locking them up in a room
>>154435155
Is the author trying to tell us something?
>>154435155
Aqua isn't flat, anon.
>>154435181
Fine to me, i preffer Big Boss over the Padegami
>>154435155
Megumin is cute. CUTE!!
>>154435155
Size isn't everything anon, it's the person behind it. Chris won me over when she first appeared with her playful tomboyish personality. The fact that she got way more character development that made her even better made me like her more.
>>154435192
She sure wants that pedoNEET's money so badly
>>154435147
Megumin's mom is a miracle of the universe, mother of the year.
>>154435088
>S3 would have chunni village and lots of Yunyun and Megumin
and thats why I don't want it, Yunyun is the only likable crimson demon.
In all honesty, if I ever get some sort of terminal illness I would hunt the author down and kill her for ruining her own story and focusing so much on Megameme
>>154434649
What do you think the Mini Succ does with her book full of pictures of Vanir?
>>154435155
DFC is best after all.
>>154435460
Go to bed Yunyun, nobody likes you
>>154435578
I like Yunyun. A lot.
>>154435659
Go pair with someone or something else YunYun
>>154435659
You are not fooling anyone Yunyun
Megumin converted me into a DFC lover
>>154435739
kek pic unrelated
This is getting a bit much for me.
>>154435745
delet this!
>>154435826
I bet the slut leaves gross vag drippings everywhere.
>>154435567
They want sands in their vagoo?
>>154435826
OTP
>>154436060
If wiz didnt turn into a lich would she be an axis cultist?
>>154436171
>that flat sideboob
>>154436160
She seems more like Eris potential, since she's a doormat.
Megumin could probably be persuaded to join Axis, since she enjoys the freedom and self indulgene.
>>154436060
>OTP
Aquass/Wiztits?
>>154436060
Would Aqua give Wiz a pass and let her join the Axis cult?
>>154430478
>Aqua flicked her hair as she looked at the agitated Wolbach.
>Mortal? You say I am a mortal? I am calling you out on proclaiming to be a goddess because your eyes are blind!!
>I felt like retorting ˜you are the one who is blind since you bought a chicken egg."
>Aqua puffed her chest out as if she wanted to show off her hagoromo.
>In a more forceful manner than how she was usually, Aqua stated her name to Wolbach.
>"I am Aqua! That's right, the goddess of Aqua worshipped by the Axis cult! A mere minor god that I have never heard of before dare lecture me? Know your place, Wolbach!!"
Why is angry Aqua so best?
Megumin is Cute! Cute!!
>>154436397
It's not unthinkebly that Aqua would somehow invent a loophole, if she for some reason saw benefit of Wiz joining.
>>154430478
eris/chris<wiz<megumeme<lalatina<shit<aqua
prove me wrong faggots pro tipit's all opinion and your favorite is best girl
>>154436428
aaaaand she didnt even do anything to wolbach, she just went and refortified the castle
>>154436463
Aside from Eris, Wiz is about the only person who respects her.
>>154436522
Because she pissed herself and teleported away, when Aqua summoned a massive fog and weaponized it
>>154432784
>tfw S3 never
>>154436525
But Axis is the most important thing to Aqua, it might require some special circumstance for her to invite an undead in, even if they are getting quite close friends
>>154436509
>eris/chris<wiz<megumeme<lalatina<shit<aqua
>aqua>shit>lalatina>megumeme>wiz>chris/eris
So Aqua is the best?
>>154436813
look at this nerd that passed math class
You come across this scene. What do you do?
>>154436813
m8 I'm clearly too drunk to be postingmaybe I should just give up and become an aquafag
>>154436813
>So Aqua is the best?
Yes, isn't it obvious?
>>154436944
You're better off with megumeme.
To-Toshinou Kyouko?!
>>154437029
Was that actually Saki Fujita?
>>154436898
Pick up a 200lb stone and show those little fucks how it's done.
>>154437075
Seems like it, according to ANN. I can also see her name's kanji in the credits, but I can't read shit.
I want to stick it inside Megumin!
They seem to have set it up, but how likely is S3?
>>154437263
That scene was beautifully animated
>>154432540
THIS
>>154437468
As likely as season 2 was after episode 9 of season 1.
>>154437430
Go for it!
>>154436898
>>154437468
I'll legit be depressed if they dont announce an s3.
>>154437472
DEEN's mileage varies.
>>154437546
Is that REALLY okay?
>>154436898
Tell them to shout "Lalatina!"
>>154437545
What did the Succubus shop have to do with a potential second season?
>>154437707
Lolis shouldn't have such big nipples.
>>154437707
An ACTUAL nipple on my blue board? Woah there lad, that's getting too lewd!
>>154437723
>>154433659
Come on people, look at that curve. I have no idea why people see her as cute boy. Even her naval bones are showing.
>>154434995
Season 4 for Chris's arc!
>>154435155
Her heart is closer to you when you hug a DFC
>>154437799
I thought we were fine after this debacle.
>>154430478
can I say both?
also loved the succubus episode
Loved it!!!
i don't think a single episode has so many gif made from it
>>154437798
That's fine since she isnt a loli
I want to hug Megumin!
I want to fuck Darkness!
I want to bully Aqua!
I want to marry Eris-sama!
>>154438222
god that show sucked
>>154437707
Sasuga Piro
>>154437430
What are you sticking inside of her and why?
>>154438431
mana stones, so she can cast more than one expurosion
>>154431119
>tfw I know them all but the third one down
>>154430478
Wiz, she's also best girl incidentally
>>154438431
a knife
she needs to die
What's the best Konosuba doujin and why is it this one?
>>154438471
The anime is Shigatsu wa kimi no uso
>>154438493
You need to get those sociopathic tendencies checked, anon!
How do you do it?no drain touch
>>154438692
that's just pathetic writing
>>154438462
>tell her she can cast more than once a day if you dick her after she casts
>it works
can't tell if nightmare or fantasy
>>154438529
Thanks
>>154438222
Valkyrie drive should have just been a straight up hentai
>>154438692
I'd make her a special mana potion
>>154438692
One at midnight, another at 11:59
>>154438692
don't they have mana potions/crystals/whatever?
>>154438759
They are insanely expencive but they do.
>>154438692
>How do you do it?
I don't because I want to fuck Aqua or Darkness or Wiz instead
>>154438712
>he reads hentai for the plot
>>154438824
then just get some of those, duh
...how expensive are we talking
>>154437707
>megumin with actual breasts
How do we stop this loli from becoming too erotic?
>>154438864
You better be ready to work multiple day jobs for a month.
>>154438844
yup. Might as well look at a picture book without it
I think I finally found my waifu, guys!
Megumin is perfect!
Wiz
>>154438953
by her not even being a loli?
>>154439014
Tch, but how strong is your devotion?
>>154430478
Post the hot version of Chomusuke.
>>154438971
oh okay that's not horrible
Now let's derail the thread completely: what would you have asked for from Aqua, given the chance to get some magic artifact and come down to whatever the fuck the fantasyland is named
>>154439026
That's the joke
>>154438692
Insert her into a biomecha where she's continually tentacle fucked and injected with semen that reacts with the follicles in her ovaries to create mana crystals that let her chaincast explosions, with any follicles that can possibly mature into eggs resulting in particularly potent explosions. After she's chain-cast about 500,000 explosions, which would likely leave the entire planet demolished, she should be barren. Then I'll fuck her mercilessly and leave her to wander the lifeless hellscape that she created from the marriage of her disgusting female biology with my heretical technology.
>>154438953
We obviously eat it faster.
>>154439014
I already reserved her
>>154439081
You need to be more like this guy >>154439085
Get creative.
>>154439054
Strong enough that my heart is going to explode.
>>154439070
For what purpose? We have a thread right here.
>>154439160
Would you explode with her everyday, even at the risk of your own health?
>>154439255
I wouldn't flee the explosion.
>>154439081
The ability to perform a cutaway to get out of any situation.
>>154439085
What on earth the fuck is wrong with you
But I like it
>>154432540
VOCAL CORD PARASITES
Why does Chris dress like a fuccboi
>>154439278
Kono Yuetsu ni Hitarisou Nandesu ga!
この愉悦に浸りそうなんですが!
Creator(s): soba
(C91) [SAZ (soba)] Kono Yuetsu ni Hitarisou Nandesu ga! (Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Syukufuku o!)
(C91) [SAZ (soba)] この愉悦に浸りそうなんですが! (この素晴らしい世界に祝福を!)
>>154439255
I would explode TWICE with her everyday if I could.
>>154439278
Shit man, even I found it on google.
>>154439085
>she gets the double pleasure of being fucked and being able to cast EXPLOSION over and over
>she bores a hole through the world by chaincasting in the same spot
Usually I'm not into thick tit girls but in this show the thick tit girls are the best girls.
Arguably in S1 best girl was Megumin, but in S2 it's Darkness, and Wiz was always second.
All of Megumin's doujinshi are god-tier. She is truly a best girl.
>>154439085
>>154439357
Episode 2 was the best episode of S2 though
>>154439393
>not on ExH
>>154439357
Megumin hasn't gotten much screen time in S2 besides episode 2. Darkness definitely stole the show.
>>154439412
Sorry, I snipped off lewd part. Name of doujinshi on Exhentai is "Megumin to Shokushu ni Syukufuku o!"
>>154439278
(C91) [SAZ (soba)] Kono Yuetsu ni Hitarisou Nandesu ga!
So be honest, which season is better, S1 or S2?
>>154439414
Exactly, she has been sidelined ever after episode 2.
>>154437707
that's a thiccem
>>154430478
I want to bullyKazuma.
>>154439473
you will never get back the magic of watching season 1 for the first time
>>154439414
The show is basically going through character focused volumes. Volume 3 was very much focused on darkness, the current volume is focused on Aqua. Volume 5 will be focused on Megumin.
>>154439469
Oh, I couldn't find it because the Chinese version is the only one available, and I filtered Chinese galleries
>>154439503
A-and then a Yunyun-centric volume, right? Where she finally gets friends?
>>154438254
____ ____ ___ _____
>>154431839
The original image still makes me sad.
>>154439537
She becomes irrelevant after volume 5.
>>154439537
dammit yunyun we said leave!
> Kazuma, I have to thank you for something
> Thank?
> Explosion magic brings most pleasure
> If I am not careful, it's not weird if I use explosion by mistake, you know?
> ...Eh?
> I exploded~
I will download EVERY Megumin doujin and CG set. You can't stop me!!!
>>154438222
When I have sex with my girlfriend, should I scream FUSION TRANCE in her face when she comes?
>>154439564
Didn't a board send the guy birthday wishes?
>>154439575
I want Yunyun to stay.
>>154439631
I want Yunyun to stayaway.
>>154439588
>When I have sex with my girlfriend
gtfo
>>154436898
Rape everyone in the vicinity.
> Ahh!
> This is a dream, Kazuma! It's a service from the cafe you visit often!
> Ah, ok?
> I am going!
> Ora? Did I order tsun from Succubus onee-chan?
> After that, while real succubus came by to suck Kazuma dry, Aqua was working in a cemetery to repay debt she spent fabulously.
>>154439085
>getting her into the biomecha
Jesus fucking christ how can one girl be so fucking cute?
Are we gonna get more of this top level qt?
>>154439775
not for a couple seasons
>>154439775
Not until season 5.
>>154439756
sexy*
>>154439797
>>154439825
Bummer, her design makes my dick diamonds.
>>154439775
She'll be worth the wait.
>>154439850
We need to lewd Megumin more.
Game when? I want to walk the path of EXPLOSIONS!
Ask a guy who met Rie Takahashi last night anything.
>>154439085
Explosion/10
>>154439929
Did you take a picture with her while she was cosplaying as Megumin and striking a BAKURETSU pose?
How hard was your penis?
>>154439908
When BD comes out. You will be buying it, right /a/non? You won't be a filthy pirate, right?
>>154439619
Yeah, it was /b/ I think.
>>154436898
Shower her with gasoline and give the kids a lighter.
>>154439929
Did she make the big leagues now? Is Megumin her break out role?
>>154439929
What part of Tokyo were you in?
What did you guys talk about? Are you fluent in Japanese? How did the encounter play out?
>>154439961
Would that make you despair?
>>154436898
Show them how it's done.
>>154439929
Did you show her your favorite Megumin doujin?
Did you ask her to read Megumin's lines?
>>154440054
You won't do that, right?
Have a cell phone wall paper, /a/.
>>154440119
I want to pirate Aqua's butt.
>>154430893
/thread
Second place goes to Wiz, third comes Yunyun.
Divorceness a shit.
>>154440119
I can't believe Deen made worst girl into best girl in anime. She is just 3dpd joke character in LN, but she is so cute in anime. Megumin is still the best, but Deen is really close to changing my mind.
>>154440061
>The aforementioned items shall not be such that they may inflict torture, torment, or mutilation of the condemned in excess to what is required by the sentence.
>Stoning resumes until the victim is dead.
We don't want to torture the guy, but we do want him dead.
>>154431345
Do you call these reasonable?
>>154439958
Sadly no, she was with friends and dressed in casual clothes.
Internally I was rock hard but managed to keep it to a chub.
>>154440004
She didn't specifically talk about her Megumin role but rather her career as a whole when I asked. She implied though that she loves her work on Konosuba and thinks that it will open more doors to opportunity.
>>154440016
Met her in Adachi in a small little bar/restaurant. She was with another girl and guy (friends I assume or co-workers). Thought I recognized her and broke the ice in my terrible Japanese. She's rather nice and open to talking about her career, small talk, and her friends were very nice and understanding. Bought the 3 drinks and sat with them for the rest of the evening. I had no idea we were the same age so that was kind of cool although I feel rather unaccomplished now considering she's a voice actor and I'm just some ALT.
Surprisingly she's VERY down to earth.
>>154440087
I wanted to. She just said "explosion" once in her heavily accented English. Didn't ask her to, she was just being a little silly when I kind of referenced Konosuba.
>>154440168
I only need Aqua.
>>154440296
well, don't hold back anon, GIVE US THE RECORDING
>>154440296
>I wanted to. She just said "explosion" once in her heavily accented English. Didn't ask her to, she was just being a little silly when I kind of referenced Konosuba.
you go to hell. you go to hell and you die
>>154440119
>>154440351
I didn't record it though;_;
Fuck. Now I'm feeling regretful for not doing so. On the brighter side they told me that they come there to eat and drink every (sometimes every other) Friday when she's not working. I guess I could go back next week but that might come across as weird and I don't want to bug her or her friends or freak them out.
>>154440429
Sorry.
why is aqua shuck a shit.
>>154440119
For Aqua's booty I would gladly become a pirate.
>>154440578
meet them again, just one more time, don't come off as an overeager fan, just someone who enjoyed the company last time.
If they don't seem put off, come back the next week, eventually you'll have made actual friends with the voice behind best girl
>>154440296
That's a much better story than the time I met Anno on a subway and didn't murder him.
>>154440578
I'm glad you didn't record it. Don't be weird, dude.
>>154440663
>didn't murder him
One job, Anon.
>>154440578
Are you a fat, autistic western piggu?
If not, just act like a normal person and say hi every now and then, while secretly recording and uploading it to your anonymous asperger friends.
>>154440578
See >>154440617
The problem is coming off as overeager. I'd take a break for 2-3 weeks before going back. Be sure to buy them a round as well and ask her how she feels her career is headed with the ending/continuation of Konosuba. Then it's small talk from there.
Aqua, quick.
Can you point to best girl?
Well done, Aqua! You get a wine bottle back.
>>154440686
This. Cameras have become the biggest nuisance since the internet.
>>154437263
>>154440749
Wait... Was this a trick?
>>154440749
point to best girl... hmm
>>154440663
I met Ikuhara in France and didn't tell him Yuri Kuma Arashi was shit. Shame on me.
Sometimes I think it would be neat to meet my favorite seiyuu, but then I read stories like this and spaghetti vicariously.
>>154440617
Sounds like a plan, but I'm still a little weary about it. Just sounds like something a stalker would do (maybe I'm just overthinking it), but hey, it's worth a shot.
>>154440663
You have much more restraint than I do, especially when dealing with Anno.
>>154440686
>>154440771
Now I feel a little better about not recording anything or whipping my phone out. That probably would have turned the meeting into something quite awkward.
>>154440711
Not fat at all but I am western from the US. Maybe slightly closet austic but not overly so to where people can tell.
>>154440746
I might put a week, maybe two, in between the next meeting if I do go to see her.
IF a friendship works out then I'll be sure to get a picture of us together and share it with you guys. I know all of this is hard to believe ESPECIALLY from just some random /a/non but like I said, if I attempt this long term "plan" then I'll be sure to get some sort of proof without coming across as full blown autistic weeb in front of her and her friends.
>>154440617
and then nail her and ask her to do the voice in bed
>>154430478
Braaapppppppp
>>154440933
actually maybe best you delete shit so some asshole doesn't tweet these at her or something
>>154440910
Alright /a/non, I'm your favorite seiyuu standing by a column waiting for a train. The train doesn't come for thirty minutes, what do you do to initiate a conversation?
>>154440967
Yell EXPLOSION right in her face.
>>154440934
That's stage 3.
>>154440958
Too late, it's gonna happen now that you brought it up and deleting posts doesn't do anything.
>>154440988
She runs onto the opposing platform and jumps in front of a train. Good job /a/non, you fucked up.
>>154440697
I could have prevented 3.0...
>>154441035
I wouldn't worry about it. It's not like your the only westerner in japan that's been to her favorite hangout. Wait...
>>154432332
>first girl always wins
>dragon ball, Naruto, Bleach
First girl doesn't always win. More like 65%. That's about as good odds as Hillary had going into the election.
>>154435155
>best
>is little more than a walking bomb that's only even usable once a day
>>154436271
>sideboob
>has no tits
it doesn't work that way, faggot.
>>154441108
>99.7%
How do you fuck up that badly? It honestly feels like the pollsters lied to try and manipulate the outcome.
>>154433250
You have the least personality out of all of the characters
>>154441152
fuck off i don't care
SPINOFF WHEN?
Pick your poison.
>>154441235
megumin
>>154441230
who is the big guy, and why does he carry the scissors
>>154431337
Some one should figure out how hard, assuming YunYun's breast weight, Megumin is hitting them to make them move like that, and what it might feel like for YunYun.
>>154441235
Arue route is the true route.
>>154441235
When YunYun becomes chief, does that mean the era of chuuni will come to an end?
>>154441235
Funifura
>>154439085
Jagausa is that you?
Who is the most devoted Megumin fan and why is it /me/?
>>154440617
Whats the restaraunt called?
>>154441257
Demon Kang
>>154441235
FUNifura
>>154439386
Lalatina is too cute for a pervert.
>>154441586
>>154441625
Cute perverts are the best.
>>154433128
Delet
>>154441794
>>154433128
delete this
>>154441898
>>154441896
you should feel pretty dumb when he posts the second part
>>154441914
People never call me anon, so I'm not falling for this trick.
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>>154441235
Why are the all females? Boys cannot be crimson demons? You know like Dark Flame Master.
>>154441235
Megumin
>>154442124
Megumin's father is a shitty shopkeep who can't provide for his family, the other named male Crimson Demon is some random useless guy
>>154432164
I don't know how to use GIMP and don't want to take the time so can someone do an edit with pic related
flat chest is best
>>154441961
>get a phone call
>oh it's my mom
>"Sorry hon, I buttdialed you. Bye~"
>>154442124
there's this guy but to show you just how pathetic he is that's fucking yunyun ignoring him
>>154439680
HAHAHAHAHA
>>154442060
>>154432164
would yousuck kazuma's cock?
Is this the proper reaction to receiving a handjob from a 14 year-old girl?
>>154432164
>>154442940
What is she doing?
>>154442168
>the other named male Crimson Demon is some random useless guy
You mean the one who teams up with his girlfriend and makes a massive tornado out of fire to kill 500 demons in seconds?
>>154432784
>>154443228
>using OP tornado summon with fire aoe
>ONLY 500 demons
>in an mmorpg-like world
Post again when you're no longer a noob.
>>154442223
Then atleast you get called even if its just an accident.
>>154443373
You have genuine autism, don't you?
>>154443228
even if he does there's no possible way for him to redeem getting ignored by fucking yunyun of all people >>154442262
>>154442262
never said he wasn't a beta orbiting retard, but he is certainly not useless as a combat mage
>>154430478
Will Kazuma ever be happy with one of those oppai?
Requesting pic of Megumeme after casting with ass and/or panties showing.
>>154443693
No, he's gonna choose the DFC!
>>154443716
I got you, friend.
>>154443716
There's also this one: >>154440578
>>154439503
If I remember correctly
V5 is Megumin/Yunyun
V6 is Iris/Chris
V7 is Darkness
V8 is Chris/Eris/Aqua
What exactly was the purpose of the creators giving Megumin a cat anyway? Just as a prop for background comedy?
>>154444071
>Just as a prop for background comedy?
Yep.
It's also more merchandisable.
>>154444071
The cat is actually the former self of Megumin it was before the demon king rose to power that previous incarnations of Megumin ruled the land with a Iron fist and a penchant for explosion magic,
This was all a lie you filthy fucking anime only.
>>154444071
It's cute
>>154444071
I fucking love every scene that cat is in.
Whoever is doing its voice acting is nailing it
>>154444071
this cat is actually the other half of a god, not kidding
Can someone tell me why this little girl is so perfect?
>>154433128
I can't see Kazuma bullying Aqua like that. I can more realistically see him tying her up with that pink scarf thing of hers and drinking her booze in front of her.
>>154444071
>he didnt read the novels
what's this?
>>154444423
God dammit...
I would marry this girl.
>>154444494
It's Aqua.
Hey guys I've been watching this show and I'm a bit stumped? Who would win?
>>154444577
That Goku faggot can't even use BAKURETSU MAHOU! Easy win for Megumeme.
>>154444506
on her thumb
BAKURETSU BAKURETSU LA LA LA
BAKURETSU BAKURETSU LA LA LA
BAKURETSU BAKURETSU LA LA LA
>>154444641
Have you never looked at your own thumb? Those are fingerprints.
>>154439081
Gate of Babylon, hands down. Fuck, I don't even care if it's empty to start out, I'd fill it as I go. Start with pebbles, sticks, and whatever else I find. Launching them at high velocities at whatever slightly annoys me would be amazing.
When you can rain blades from the sky, it gets difficult to tell the difference between your problems and a crater.
Friendly reminder that there is nothing wrong with loving a lich.
>>154439081
I would have asked for HERso I could eventually dump her for a Crimson Demon qt
>>154444999
Aqua is an imbecile who actually grants cheats to people as they want it.
So your GoB would be shipped just as full as Gil's.
>>154445154
So, what you're telling me...Is that I go to the new world, pull out EA....and win?
>>154445182
>crack the planet
>win
>>154445204
If I blow up everything, the Demon King dies in there somewhere too, right? Mission accomplished.
>>154445232
then you can wish for everything back to normal except him and everything's hunky dory
>>154445232
But why the fuck would you accomplish your mission if you have near-unlimited wealth, a crisis to "work" against and the ability to just throw swords at whatever annoys you?
Moi delicacies
>>154433533
>>154434794
>>154435031
>>154441794
>>154441862
>>154441877
>>154434888
>>154433665
Regrettable
>>154444071
a spy
>>154432549
It's like one of those shitty /co/ fusion threads with Fumitan Admoss.
You will never feel Megumin's nails dig deeply into your back, her toes curling, and her back arching underneath you as you ejaculate deep inside of her, impregnating her. Then getting to raise a beautiful baby boy or girl with her by your side for life as you two usher in a new generation of the Crimson Demon Clan.
>>154445263
For the joy of also being the thing that kills everything else.
I'm a bit of a fringe nihilist, you see.
>>154445028
Other than being permanently paralyzed on her touch, no
>>154445506
Liches can choose to drain mana or paralyze people, it's not automatic.
>>154445400
Why does Fumitan make my dick harder than anything else on the planet?
>>154445572
Because she is optimum for reproducing
>>154438844
>she never did that
Sad.
>>154444746
no one else in the show has ever had it drawn, what does it mean?
>>154432207
This is cute as hell.
>>154445472
Stop making me want to kill myself to be sent to another world
>>154432207
Wearing liches and crimson semens as backpacks must feel nice.
When will the anime get to short hair darkness?
>>154442262
>Pathetic
He gets the best girl anyway
>>154446011
Trashzuma shift Wiz's body like crazy last episode.
That bastard.
>>154444071
She's cute as fuck.
Wolbach is also cute.
Man someone is a huge Wolbachfag in Deen.
>>154439414
Why does she breath so heavily?
>>154445472
I'd rather marry Yunyun and together reform the clan.
>You'll never rebel against the Belzerg to crest a Crimson Magic Nation.
>>154446993
God bless that man
>>154444146
Man Kommeko just does not give a fuck about anything, does she? Is she secretly the most powerful Konosuban?
>>154447059
She already has demon servants
>>154447038
Wolbach turning out so well give me a nice boost of confidence that Iris would look decently as well.
>>154447059
>catbiting killstealer
>most powerful
reminder a dragon got one-shot
>>154444999
While GoB is great, UBW is better.
GoB is just hammer space for artifacts, you're not entitled to have those.
UBW you make your own artifacts to 99.9% of the original.
In a way the fake trying to imitate the original have become more true than the original itself.
>>154447327
Gate of Babylon is better becauserule of cool
>>154439081
The time stopping clock from the simpsons
>>154447038
She's relevant right? RIGHT?
>>154432540
WORDS THAT KILL
>>154447530
Not until season 5,then she is killed, her banter with Aqua is great at least
Darkness is the only safe choice.
>low maintenance
>virgin
>rich
>noble birth
>abs of steel
Her high DEF may cause some issues when consummating the marriage, but specializing in piercing skills should do.
>>154447283
She kill a fucking boss while she's only eight or something. She probably got such a huge exp boost/bonus that she's probably level 90ish by now.
>>154447563
>2 best girls fighting
Me wanna see.
>>154447327
>endless supply of money, magical weapons and whatever else
vs
>making swords like a fucking pleb blacksmith
hm.
>>154447655
>fighthing
More like one-side against a wall
>>154447685
I'm proud of /a/ for the lack of Trump jokes regarding Aqua's actions in Volume 9. I know those are usually /pol/'s domain, but I know there is at least some overlap of the two boards despite some people's best efforts.
>“Why is something that incredible sealed in the Home of the Crimson Magic?”
>“A long time ago, our ancestors had fought the evil god in an intense battle over several days, and succeeded in sealing it. After that, they brought the evil god to the Home of the Crimson Magic to guard over it.”
>—— Ring.
>The magic item rang immediately.
>“… Someone said ‘the place where the evil god is sealed sounds cool’, so they wilfully kidnapped the evil god that was sealed by people in the past, resealed it in a corner of the village, and made it a scenic point.”
>The magic item didn’t react to her explanation.
I love those chunni
>>154447676
>he thinks UBW only makes swords
>>154447790
/a/ is probably the least /pol/-infected board out there.
Normies don't like non-Naruto weeb cartoons.
>>154447824
owning shit > making shit.
If kazuma browsed 4chan, what boards would he visit?
>>154441914
>>154447934
The ones i browse.
Kazuma is literally me.
>>154447934
/v/
/biz/
/a/
Maybe /tg/
>>154447825
/a/ is heavily /pol/ infested, but avoided by the shitstains that poured in during the US elections and that gaming journalism thing before.
>>154447864
Why would you think that?
GoB limit you to whatever you store inside it.
While with UBW you can make whatever you want, that super rare artifact? have 100 one of it.
That shiny adamantium armor darkness wanted? here, have 3.
Quantity >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quality
>>154448051
So not at all then
>>154448058
>making things like a pleb instead of owning an endless treasury
ok.
>>154448120
>endless treasury
That's your first issue.
Gil was a demigod, king of heros, he told a goddess to go schilck herself instead of giving her his golden member.
Don't get me wrong GoB is pretty OP, but it's OP because of Gil.
If you tried to use it it would simple spew used paper tissue stained with cum from excessively masturbating to the girls in your party.
Maybe you can command an army of succbui or something.
I want fatekids to leave.
>>154431839
>joking about this kind thing
Fuck you, no one should EVER spend their birthday alone.
>>154448058
>GoB limit you to whatever you store inside it.
>While with UBW you can make whatever you want
It costs no mana to use GoB, while UBW is very mana intensive. What makes you think you could use that latter to a useful degree? Or at all, even if you had the technical capability to?
>>154442360
Hey buddy think you got the wrong form, Eris cult is two towns down
>>154448303
Lonely Birthdays are one of the worst things in the world you can see or feel.
A Birthday is the most important day in someone's life. It's the day that they became REAL. A Birthday is a celebration of the existence of a person.
When no one comes to a birthday celebration, that means that there is no one who values your existence enough to want to celebrate it. That there is no one in the world who wants to spend time with you on your most important day.
An empty Birthday Party means that you have no one in the world who loves you.
And by God, that's the worst thing that can happen.
>>154449022
Its honestly not too bad.
Gives you a different perspective on things.
>>154448250
But I'd clearly state I want Gil's GoB.
>>154447563
Didnt she get absorbed back into the cat afterwards? if so when the cat transform back.
>>154449022
>Caring about birthdays
Literally just another day, the sooner you accept that the happier you'll be
>>154441235
Yunyun <3
>>154449239
Its not so much that the anniversary date of your birth is important. Its that no one else cares enough about you to mark it as an event for celebrating and making plans to have a good time over.
>>154449393
>forgot add at the end
which the "general social norm and expectation".
Safeu
>>154448725
>very mana intensive
>[citation needed]
>What makes you think you could use that latter to a useful degree? Or at all, even if you had the technical capability to?
Simple, why do you think kazuma invested points in crafting skill?
Because it would make it easier to copy technologies from our world easier.
>>154449022
>celebrating being closer to death by one year
>>154449162
Would get it but can't use it.
>>154441230
>That macho guy at the back has scissors
Wasn't that one ruffian looking guy in the present a tailor or something?
>>154449552
>not celebrating being closer to death
>>154441230
DEEN should release these spinoffs as OVAs.
>>154439393
I'd probably jack off before saving her. Witnessing real life tentacle rape is something that happens once in a life time.
>>154443370
>Gimli
Made me giggle as soon as I remembered that there is an actual dwarf looking guy in his party.
>>154449749
bump limit inc
new thread
>>154449823
>konosuba general
please off yourself
>>154431022
are you sure ?
>>154435229
What has Iris have to do with those 2?
i've seen posts which claim she's also eris but no actual spoilers which confirm it.
Whats her problem?
>>154450301
She struggles with her desires to be the most powerful Explosion practitioner in the world, and her desire to be a useful party member.
>>154450301
Why did they dial down the chunni so hard this season?
>>154433850
What about Vanir?
>>154450599
She literally spent an entire episode working on her dramatic deliveries and monologues.
>>154436271
...they're called pecs
>>154432917
he's an anime only character you dolt, but it would be cool if he gets added to the LNs
>>154450608
Aqua uses "Turn Undead" on undead and "Sacred Exorcism" on demons
Where does Anal Vampire 2 fit in the Konosuba universe?
>>154440296
Megumin is brapping
>>154433250
>anon misspells her name
>nobody says anything
Just according to keikaku
>>154452807
Vanir dreams.
>>154452807
Lalatina's tamest fantasy.
>>154431221
I like your ideas. Pregnant Darkness would be sexy.
>>154454778
>>154447790
/a/ is /a/. /pol/ is /pol/. If it's ever animated you'll be sure to see some edits though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyxSZhushjU