What was her problem?

those big fat bat tats make up for any problems

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>>154384743
Having her limbs torn off and her heart removed. Later on, Araragi's perception of her as a child altered her personality due to their two-way vampiric bond, making her pout for a while until she herself realised just how ridiculous it was.

Centuries of loneliness, being constantly on the move, and attacks from specialists and other oddities.

Imagine being completely alone probably like you are right now but instead of it all ending with your eventual suicide at the age of 35, you had to go on living for over 500 years with no end in sight.

>>154384743
Araragi stripped her of her pride as a vampire and turned her into a little girl with no power at all. She kept sulking for a while but after that she continued being the best.

She finally experienced some happiness in her life being with Araragi and as of know she continues supporting him in any way she can.

This really looks like Senran Kagura.

Answering OP, probably back problems for caring those huge tits for centuries.

>>154385019
It probably helps that she figured out how to use some of her abilities in low-power mode, even if it's not the core issue.

>>154384743
A thirst for dick and from going from hyper bust mode to chestlet

>>154384743
>I'm supposed to believe this woman stayed a virgin till 28 year old
>I'm supposed to believe this woman continued staying a virgin for 300 years after becoming a vampire
Why is this series so retarded?

>>154386038
>unmarried noble in the middle ages
>curse that kills anyone who comes near
>reclusive and ultra-powerful kaii
There aren't exactly any good places for a dick to slip into her life. You can believe whatever you want though.

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>>154386038
You're also supposed to believe that Senjougahara didn't fuck actually Kaiki and Araragi isn't actually dicking any of the girls besides Senjougahara but there are quite a few implications that pop up here and there and if you've got more than a few neurons firing, you also realize that people LIE A LOT in this series.

>>154386038
Her soul is the purest soul in the world.

>>154386132
>rich and powerful nobles didn't have ways to have sex outside of marriage
Oh anon, how naive.
And yes, an omnipotent being able to fuck anyone without any effort, consensually or not, never acting on her sexual urges for centuries? Retarded.

>>154386572
Read her backstory first.

>>154386181
>Araragi isn't actually dicking any of the girls besides Senjougahara
Just his sisters (it's just skinship) and Hachikuji (she's a ghost) so it doesn't count, duh.

>>154386572
Everybody wanted to put their dicks into her so bad that they all killed themselves. Even the women.

>>154387502
t. Araragi

>>154387502
Then there's Yotsugi (she's a dutch wife) and Shinobu (basically masturbation) so those don't count either.

>>154386038
She was so beautiful that people had trouble getting near her.

Then she had a witch transform her inner beauty into her outer beauty, but it turns out that she was even more beautiful. So everyone proceeded to kill themselves just to be in her presence.

No time for dickings.

>>154387502
Still mad that him meeting Hachikuji again in Musubi happens off-page (and Yotsugi apparantly isn't even mentioned?)

>>154387778
>Then she had a witch transform her inner beauty into her outer beauty, but it turns out that she was even more beautiful.
Mary Sue shit.
This whole thing reeks of pathetic pandering even more than Korbo being virgin.

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>>154388241
Mary Sue shit is Hanekawa.
Kissshot is a perfection. Literally.

>>154388241
try harder

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>>154388241

>>154388241
If you look at solely from the perspective of the status of her hymen and not the whole "no one can get near me without fucking killing themselves so I'm alone forever" thing then yeah maybe.

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>>154388435
Why is she so fucking best. Araragi you are lucky bastard.

>>154388306
I can't believe Hanekawa NTRed Araragi.

>>154388537
Too many reasons to list in less than an hour.

>>154388316
>>154388350
>>154388411
Remember when vampires in folklore represented the most hidden, sexual, perverted side of humanity? The predatory instincts, the attraction for repulsive and socially unacceptable things?
This virgin 400 year old vampire shit is literally Twilight tier.
The only difference is that Twilight ridicules the myth of the vampire to pander to teenage mormons girls saving themselves for marriage, Monogatari to sad lonely neckbeards.
Pathetic.

>>154389512
She ate people like a hungry bear every month.

>>154389512
>Twilight ridicules the myth of the vampire

I'm sure the author wrote her sparkly vampires in earnest because she though it was cool and sexy.

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>>154389512
> the most hidden, sexual, perverted side of humanity

>>154389512
I dunno about Twilight but what you're describing is neither the only type of vampire folklore nor is it even the earliest/"original" description of them.

If you wanna play the popular culture card then do you remember when vampire was played by Max Schreck?

>>154389512
>Remember when vampires in folklore represented the most hidden, sexual, perverted side of humanity? The predatory instincts, the attraction for repulsive and socially unacceptable things?
Sounds like something straight out of a generic monster girl harem, ironically. Should've talked about the more traditional type of vampire that predate the shit you're talking about to begin with.

>>154390246
>If you wanna play the popular culture card then do you remember when vampire was played by Max Schreck?
Yes? What point are you trying to make? Nosferatu is absolutely repulsive and yet Ellen in morbidly attracted to him. It's exactly what I was talking about.

>>154388241
It's a fucking curse, you autist.

>>154389512
You're complaining that a character who was cursed into people around her killing themselves, then turns into a vampire and creates a servant who tells her to fuck off and then kills himself, cuts herself off from humanity for centuries until eventually returning to where the first servant was from so that she can die, gets memed on by vampire hunters and is saved by the MC, and then proceeds to jump on the dick of said MC happens to be a virgin?

There's straight up another major recurring character in this series that fits all of your criticisms way better.

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>>154390816
> and then proceeds to jump on the dick of said MC
Rude. They are soulmates.

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>>154391045
He didn't say WHEN she proceeds.

>>154389512
Vampires were never sexual until Dracula was written.

>>154390816
>a series of ridiculously contrived circumstances written to deliver a absurdly beautiful (both on the outside and in the inside), emotionally broken, desperate for help 400 year old vampire chick VIRGIN to your japanese teenager MC
Wow, you sure showed me.

>>154391168
No wonder she loves Araragi so much. With all the fucking he does, she must be orgasming all the time and that's not even when they're fucking each other.

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>>154391196
Guess we should watch a series about some regular, perfectly normal chick some dude meets at a bar instead since it's more realistic.

>>154391168
Their relationship didn't change much after 6 year together.

>>154391318
That's because it's like 6 months for her.

>>154391182
No, the sexual connotations were already there in the eastern Europe legends Stoker took inspiration from.
And those are the only vampires that matter to this discussion, sonce neither Nisioisin nor Mayer obviously looked at about mesopotamian or chinese "vampires".

>>154391369
Right. She promised to kiss him after 100 years.

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>>154386038
It's a jap VN. Every fem. character must stay a virgin, otherwise sales would tank, because otakus can't handle fictional characters having sex, unlike them. Seriously, that's the reason. Yes, jap nerds are even more autistic than /a/. The fact that Araragi fucked Crab is a miracle in itself. Yeah, autistic puritfags and nerds are pathetic.

>>154391377
>Two or three of the most prominent eastern euro legends of vampires involves a mans father becoming a vampire and killing him

Yeah very sexual.

>>154391728
One of the first eastern euro vampire stories was about a man who came back from the dead to sexually assault women and drink their blood.

>>154391318
They've basically maxed out as far as circumstances will allow.

>>154391422
Because that's when Shinobu can say she's let Araragi live a full, human life and the restraints come off.

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>>154386038
It was never stated kiss-shot was a virgin.
Though I guess her hymen would regenerate no matter how many times it was pierced.

>>154392431
Nope, but if you know what kind of person Shinobu is and the circumstances she was in, and then remember that this is an anime, it's extremely unlikely that she isn't a virgin.

>>154392493
She's a 500 year old vampire, and vampires are known to love to "play" with their food.

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>>154392431
> would regenerate no matter how many times it was pierced.
Yamete

>>154392610
Considering that she hated eating humans to begin with, it's unlikely that she also raped them.

>>154392610
> if you know what kind of person Shinobu is and the circumstances she was in,
Stop your bullshit

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>>154392701
>girl who is basically a disney princess isn't a rapist
>bullshit
Do tell me more.

>>154388306

Nah, Hanekawa isn't a Mary Sue, she is pretty isolated despite actually doing great things.

First time I ever heard of someone becoming an international criminal for peace efforts. Not like she ever did things the violent way.

Nice that she got a werewolf girl fan. She really is attracting them oddities.

>>154392789
Are you perchance a bitter female?

>>154392803
> Hanekawa isn't a Mary Sue
She is. Kizu, Neko Kuro, Owari. She can fight Meme, talk shit to full power Kissshot, solve any mystery and give any advice. She is fucking Mary Sue.

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>>154392866
Is this bait, or did I get flipped onto the other side of the argument?

>>154392610
>>154392701
It's like you fucking autists keep coming one after the other just to shitpost. We just had this stupid discussion above.
>She's a 500 year old vampire, and vampires are known to love to "play" with their food.
It's always the same fucking thing you guys come up with.
>Muh she is 500 years
>Can't be a virgin
Always the same shit, readt the fucking story

>>154391595
The voice actresses can't even have relationships because of that mentality right? I heard someone was fired over having her relationship come to light.

>>154393693
She is a virgin. She is not interesting in playing with food.

>>154392930

So because she is brave and bit more intelligent than others, she is a Mary Sue.

Come on, anon, you don't mean it.

>>154394337
I'm pretty sure the poster you quoted agrees with you.

>>154391196
It's like she's an oddity or something

>>154385568
The anime didn't show a good enough picture of Shinobu's powers.

Only novel readers know Shinobu can create her own handheld video game controller or that she was actually sitting on an actual couch in Araragi's shadow.

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>>154391595
The show never comments on her virginity regardless. You guys will argue about anything, even when there's nothing there to argue about, I swear.

>>154395119
Well, her matter creation ability is shown a decent amount in the anime. It's easy to infer she could make that sort of stuff.

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>>154386038
I don't remember where but she stated that she used to not care about being chaste etc.

>>154395573
That was just her teasing Araragi.

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>>154395700
This is your interpretation. Probably She have taken lots of vampire dicks

>>154395700
It was also her seducing him.

>>154395119
I wonder if we'll ever get to see Shinobu casually make donuts with her powers in order to drive the point home with Araragi.