Quick! Do something before this stupid baka gets a cold!
Best girl ranking after episode 9
Satania > Raphi > Iinchou > Tap > * > Vigne > Gabriel
I love satania.
But I'll be damned if I don't want to fuck everyone else too first.
Gab > Vigne > Class Rep > Tapris > Raphi > * > Satania
>go to Japan for a few months
>catch the Nippox
>drink a glass of water and it's gone the next day
Heaven sounds and looks boring as hell. Gab tasted the forbidden fruit and was set free. Being a dropout opened her eyes to the concept of fun and truth of the world.
There are some places on Earth where a certain kind of cold recycles itself on the existing population and gets stronger with each iteration. The cold viruses in Japan are like that because of the size of the islands and the efficiency of the public transportation. They've managed to keep it under control by incorporating a lot of beneficial hygiene practices into their culture. There are some places though where the viruses are left unchecked and have become monstrous.
The cold I got in Japan was a minor inconvenience compared to the Ricky V; the cold I got in Great Lakes, Illinois. Reason is the U.S. Navy's only basic training facility is there. Every week they get a fresh population of recruits with no existing defenses against this specific cold, house them in very close proximity, and make them all interact and eat with one another constantly. The virus inevitably passes on from one class to the next down the line for decades without stopping.
Shitty thing is we're going to be seeing more and more of that in the future.
Drunk > Dropout > Fake Angel > Angel
I like all versions regardless.
That looks respectably good enough in my book.
Stop it, no bullying is allowed in this thread
It's just a Japanese joke. Normal or smart people acting angry that stupid people don't catch colds more often as justice for being stupid. So when they see an idiot doing something that would increase their risk of getting a cold, and then they don't get a cold, it makes them feel like they should have for being stupid. Cultural thing plus confirmation bias.
Raphiel > Satania=Gab=Vigne > irrelevant side characters
My wife Satania is very strong, she'll never catch a cold!
Today was going to be the day that they were going to throw it back to her. And by now, she should have somehow realized what she's got to do. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Satania now.
All gabus are a shit.
He's evil? See that's where you're wrong. Evil is always the loser. It's the victor who has justice. The victor being the last man standing. And how you win in battle is irrelevant.
You mean pure justice.
There is nothing wrong with fucking a retard.
Satania is now frozen.
All you had to do was to hug her. Was it too much to ask?
You hold Satania in your arms. She slowly opens her eyes, looks at you, and recognizes you with a sad smile.
"You....were too late. But I'm happy that I can die in your arms...."
She can't have a cold if she's dead
I knew Vigne would never let Gab go hungry.
>thread about stupid bakas
>no Cirno anywhere
/a/, eye am disappoint.
Look at that BAKA!
Look at him and LAUGH at him and call him a BAKA!
Would you eat Gabu's Blueray pancakes?
>only trying to do her job as demon
>gets punished for it
Why must Satania suffer?
>that pitiful flat chest
Vigne is truly a failure of a demon.
The whole meme about Raph not being a good angel needs to stop.
Raph is a graceful inspiration to all her human classmates and only every acts against demons and demonic interests (Satania). Sure it might be 'mean' or 'bullying', but would you criticize a crusade era christian to treat crusade era moors decently? Or vice versa? Would you hold it against them for doing their jobs?
I guess she really is best girl. What are the odds?
She's a really good character nonetheless, she earned the title of The Dark Princess of Smugs.
Does Vigne willingly choose her demon outfit? She wouldn't pick out something so slutty by herself...righ?
Vigne is a slut.
>Why Satania is so hot? She make me all wet!
I didn't saw Satania has her leg over Vigne and she has her hand there. Very lewd.
What happens when you get 20 (You)s? Are you going to destroy the world?
As has been said, its like a town run by Ned Flanders.
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell is my wife.
>Intentionally stealing Satanias trips
Raphi is clearly Satania's parallel. They're both being what they're supposed to be, so they're not bad at it at all. It's just that, something's a bit off in a troubling way. That's compared to Gab and Vigne, who are completely off.
If anything, Gabu's finger is filthy. Gabu probably doesn't bathe more than once a week, her flat is full of trash and she probably scrathes her dirty asshole with her fingers.
I know this feel so damn well.
I don't actually want to be a girl or anything, I like being a dude and having a dick, but I love the clothes and wish I could shapeshift in a while just to dress up in them.
band measurement =/= waist measurement
It's asking for a measurement of the chest just beneath the breasts themselves, where the bottom strip of the bra would be wrapped around.
>demons celebrating the birth of the son of God
>Shitty traitor demons celebrating the birth of the son of God
Vigne's going to Heaven for betraying God. Then God's going to fucking obliterate her for being a filthy demon.
Im still trying to figure out if they actually do celebrate Xmas for the religious implications (therefor traitors that should be banned from hell) or just for the chance to have another get together party.
Anyway, it's still not right for demons to celebrate xmas regardless of motives, both Vigne and Satania should be banned from Hell
Vigne is a good girl!
No one made Gabriel running away gif yet?
Satania dindu nuffin. If anything she was actively trying to ruin christmas for as many humans as possible, untill she was betrayed by her own.
Raphiel dindu nuffin either, it's completely expected for her to stop Satania, being both an angel and a sexual sadist.
It's not unheard of for demons to be agents of God (case in point: Mastema, the angel of temptation and hostility is the chief of the fallen Watchers and their demons). Best case scenario, Vigne gets enough good girl points with God that he lets her work for an asshole angel like Mastema. Worst case scenario, in the days of the Apocalypse, Vigne will be the first of the demons plunged into the eternal lake of fire by God.
Satania's a good demon who properly succumbs to her base desires.
>siding with Jesus
>ever a bad thing
Based Vigne working the kikes.
Not on my watch, you piece of shit
Daily reminder that Satania is for loving and cuddling and NOT bullying.
How about lovingly bullying and humiliating?
can any drawfags make them
this is my new OTP
Official Top 5 Satania body parts:
5: Satania's feet. They're cute. They're warm. They're just the right size. I can't say enough good things about them.
4: Satania's hair. It has the perfect length and color, you'll never get bored of looking at it. The smell is also amazing. I wonder what kind of shampoo she uses? And don't get me started on the fluffiness.
3: Satania's hands. You won't believe how skilled she is with her cute, little fingers. When she gives you a massage, you'll feel like you're going to heaven.
2: Satania's belly. It's the very definition of softness. If she lets you touch it, consider yourself lucky, because you're in for a treat. The area around the bellybutton is especially recommended.
1: Satania's eyes. They shine brighter than the stars on a clear night. Gazing into them at a candlelight dinner will make you forget about all your worries and take you to a world of warmth and comfiness. But make sure not to get lost in them, because you'll have to make the most out of your date with Satania, the cutest girl in the world.
This show started pretty well, but the jokes are getting repetitive already and character traits that started off as funny and endearing have turned to annoying because the characters are so one-dimensional and boring.
Hmmm, no, I'm pretty sure I'm a full human being and not a flat stereotype created solely for the purpose of fulfilling a limited recurring comedic role.
Sometimes life makes me feel like that though.
>Imouto is going to bring a piece of angel Gab back
Bet she won't betray Satania again
Sure she will. Gabu is conditioning her to tank for her in her gaemu
Traitors deserve no mercy.
sorry for begging, but does anyone have a webm of this scene, where Raphi ever so slightly opens her mouth? So cute.
This is not a normal doggo
This is how a dog treats trash.
Satania did nothing wrong and you can't prove otherwise.
Christmasfags are so autistic they can justify this.
What kind of Japanese Christmas was this?
Thank god the girls with no DFC are superior.
After last episode, I now unironically think Raphi is best girl.
I just finished marathoning this series and I'm kicking myself in the ass for not picking it up sooner. It's not AOTS
that honor goes to KonoSubabut it's certainly great. I was also in a pretty bad mood today so I'm happy Gabriel Dropout was there to cheer me up.
Based Raphiel keeping
the Christ in Christmas Vignette best girl though
Vigne > Satania > Raphi > Class Rep > Tapris > Gab-cahan
Come at me bro, I'm jacked!
vigne gets violently exposed
>Gabriel and Raphael are archangels that are named in extra-Biblical sources
>Satania is literally Satan
So what's up with Vignette? Her name is French for "little vine" and is often used for certain segments in literature, cinema and other forms of storytelling but has no religious significance. I find it weird the writers went for this name instead of something like Lilith, Lucy or even Iblis if they feel like having their studio bombed.
Thanks, I didn't know that. I guess they went with a French diminutive because it's cuter?
>This demon is portrayed as a lion holding a snake in his hand and riding a black horse.
This isn't cute at all.
>This demon is portrayed as a lion holding a snake in his hand and riding a black horse.
VIsha x Black Horse doujin when?
where is the preview
I need more yuri next episode
Until now this anime seems about a slacker and a sadist bulling a retard and a demon unable to make evil deeds
I like how episode 6 made fun of Code Geass and its "if the king doesn't lead, the soldiers won't follow" logic.
>Implying I didn't already see this exact same link and all the replies to it in this thread
>Implying I don't know better than to avoid it
It ends here. Sleep tight, puppers.
See, everyone here is fucking desensitized. You got a bunch of (You)s for the shock value the first time, but it will never happen again.
What you really should go for is the emotional damage. Picture this:
Vigne is dead. You can't even see her body fully, but you know it's her. Next to her are scattered things that she was carrying in her bag - a meal for Gabu perhaps.
Me personally, it's the ruined nice gesture that would get to me and realize that a person not deserving the terrible thing that happened to them is not gone.
Satania is best baka of the season