Konosuba

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>No Aqua in the OP

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>it just ends with no hint at an s3

>>154354038
Is this season going to be 10 episodes long?

>>154355425
yep

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>>154355425
Just think of all the dreck this season that gets to run the full season while something good like this gets gimped at 10

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>>154355910
AQUA A CUTE

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>>154355960
A cute I want to sit on my face

the 10 episode meme needs to end.

Why is /a/ so dead?

>>154355910
But konosuba is dreck too

So we have

green - Kazuma
blue - Aqua
red - Megumin
yellow - Darkness
purple - Wiz

Where's orange?

Does anyone have the png with transparent background?

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>>154357199

>>154357195
Wolbach?

>>154356020
I'm pretty sure you'd you'd be able to tonguefuck her if that happens,

>>154357010
Maybe, but it's fun dreck.

Post some Wolbach oneesan

>>154357933
>fun
>dreck
pick one.

I never really got the whole "guilty pleasure" concept really. Stick up for the silly shit you enjoy. Enough of this "well I enjoyed it but yeah it sucks" nonsense. No more having your cake and eating it.

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>>154354038

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>>154355474

>>154356020
There's going out in a miniskirt without panties and then there's basically being bottomless with frills.You'd be able to see her her holy bush and/or her vagoo if she stood like that.

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>>154360758
There's a fine line between the two .

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Is it just me or did most of WOlbach dialogue get cut?

Hint that her season got cut too???

>>154361828
Haha, yes!

>half of the image is man's ass
gay

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>>154362911
>not liking men's asses
What are you, some kind of faggot?

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>>154357195
does yunyun count as pink or black?

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Might as well post this one as well.

>>154360758
I like to imagine Aqua as perfectly smooth down there.

I don't know why.

>>154363117
>yunyun
>counting

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>>154363117
>>154363222

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i laughed my ass off!

>>154354585
>it doesn't end with "Kazuma-san, I want to have your babies!"
Oh god that would suck.

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>>154363284

>>154363467
stop trying to tempt me you King of Devils!!!

>>154363467
needs kazumass

>>154363117
Yunyun? I didn't see her.

Her letters were fun though.

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>this thread

>>154363565
wat

>>154363565
Needs cockona mouth.

>>154363565
perfect

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>>154363467
>>154363486

>>154363670
awesome thank you

>>154363565
10/10, I laughed.

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>>154363565
>>154363644

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>>154363678

>>154363475
I want Courtney to analyze the contours of my dick.

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>Wants to do a quest.
>Doesn't want to do fuck all.
Someone kick this NEET little shit in the ass for me.

>>154364125
Even buzucoily can kill those monsters, Kazuma is a pussy!

Do you guys wanna do another /a/ sings video?

>>154364141
Crimson demons have lvl 30 archwizard skills by the time they complete elementary school. Kazuma is roughly a lvl 12 shitter at that point.

>>154364264
only for the ED

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>>154357456
This has potential

>>154364141
Kazuma is a low level adventurer, even if aqua can one shot any undead all exp goes to her. There's no exp sharing in fantasy australia.

>>154355960
>>154355910
So cute! CUTE

>>154362865
Theres no way the anime would ever get to her part. She is only relevant like in volume 9 i think and we are at 3.

>>154364710
Bravo

>>154364747
But it's hella popular, maybe they'll make it continual?

>>154364747
Maybe she'll appear in Explosion spinoff series?

>>154364812
She appears like right at the start of the explosion spinoff. And im not sure why people would even want an anime of the spinoff, it wasnt all that good. A lot of deadair.

>>154363565
nice

>>154364846
I guess it does not really lend itself to an anime, at least the first volume I read before I got sidetracked by other shit

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>>154364710
fixed slightly

>>154363799
there it is.

11/10

>>154364954
Now he has no balls.

>>154362998
>>154357456
Man, these are both terrible asses

I'm dissapoint

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>>154365033

>>154364998
I just got fired asshole

>>154363287
>Episode 10 ending
>Everyone back at Kazuma's mansion
>Yunyun appears and asks him to fuck her
>ending is everyone reacting in shock
>Credits
>instead of the Yunyun letters, its the letter where it says the Crimson demons are finished like in the LN
>Aftwards an image of Megumin smiling with her saying season 3 is on the works.

Its gonna happen. I know it will happen.

>>154364998
This is my fetish, there should be more.

>>154365078
PROMOTIONS

one for kurisu pls

>>154364998
Yunyun makes friends, Megumin makes money. All is well.

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>>154365265

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>>154365287

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>>154363565
>>154363799
20 hours in paint

Is Wiz a virgin?

>>154365546
They are all virgins. The only one who is not a virgin is that slut, Megumeme.

>>154365619
>Megumin
>Not a virgin
Please explain

Do the crunchy subs have a lot of mistakes? They said that kazuma had a debt of about 1.2m eris for breaking that lord's mansion. And that kazuma thought megumin's body was better than yunyun's when they first met

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Am the the only one who turned this into a wallpaper?

>>154365784
Gives me a comfy feeling anon... unlike the actual anime itself

>>154365546
Most likely. She was a murderhobo all her life before becoming a shop keeper. Of course Vanir never made fun of her for it so either she isnt a virgin somehow or Vanir just knew she wouldnt care two shits for being called out on it.

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>>154362820
Nice

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>There's only ONE episode on Konosuba left
JUST ANNOUNCE S3 ALREADY!

>>154366011
if there is no s3 hook at the end of the episode I might actually cry for real

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Is the other girl suppose to be yunyun?

>>154366027
This is easily one of my favorite animes, if we don't get a s3 announcement or teaser I'll definitely be upset for a while

>>154366061
fucking catbiting little sister

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>>154366066
>animes
I hope you're upset, believe me.

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Yunyun has a hard life.

>>154366092
It's honestly impressive how small of a role Yunyun has played and yet the jokes about her are still fucking hilarious.

>>154366066
>>154366027
Was there a hook / teaser / announcement for s2 last season?

>>154366092
she brought that on herself by lying to them

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>>154366120

Pretty sure the hook was Kazuma being held responsible for the destroyer being teleported to a Lord's mansion and destroying it

>>154366092
>>154366121
They're fucking with her and not actually coming.

>>154365879
>day theme

You people

>>154366153
she still brought the teasing on herself by so obviously lying

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>>154366092
If only a hard life was Yunyun's friend, then she'll have that.

>>154364308
30 skill points, not level

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>>154366153
That's some super good bullying.

>>154366261
I've got something hard that could be her friend. If you know what I mean.

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I spent too much time on this.

>>154366279
Normally you gain 1 skill point per level.

If you chug skill potions you're basically leveling up in everything but your base stats.

>>154366323
It's Kazuman!

>>154366294

>>154363254

>>154366261
I'm having a hard time deciding which is better, Yunyun crying or Aqua crying.

>>154366617
Yunyun crying is just your generic Aki Toyosaki / Yui Hirasawa crying.

>>154366730

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>>154366730
Had to be done.

>>154366825
That's...

Why didn't I think of that?

I had to delete file. Yui was too bright.

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>>154364846
>Megumin going full asshole
>yuri NTR
>future demon king eating evil god
>it wasnt all that good

Admittedly, it's not as good as the upcoming main novels, but it's still good.

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>>154366847
Alright I'm done.

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>>154365690

>>154366891
Oh dont get me wrong, it had plenty of good parts. It just had plenty of boring parts too. The first volume especially.

>>154366958
You deliberate shit stirrer

>>154366969
Really? I liked the first volume the most.

>>154365851
those pads aren't enough for a titfuck

>>154366958
Well yeah, of course she's a slut.
Darkness is a masochist that wants to get fucked by anyone even slightly abusive, Aqua has no panties on ever, and Megumin will fuck anyone who can put up with her shitty attitude.

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Is there a spaghetti limit on waifus?

>>154358013
Fuck you, I'm gonna have my cake, eat it, then shit in yours.

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>>154358013
I agree. KonoSuba is good.

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DAILY REMINDER to you anti-waterites that axis has a right to exist and a right to defend itself against demon king army aggression!

>>154367205
I want to suck Megumin's cute little nipples

>>154366323
>>154366342
DUH DUH

>>154367458
Reminder that the demon king army is only attacking as retribution for the baseless slander and unwarranted aggression of the axis cult.

>>154367636
Fucking Eris cult scum trying to false flag,

We all know that the goddess Eris was the one who provoked the demon kings of past.

>>154367458
>That flag color scheme
>A group of people known for being scammers and con artists
> A guy named Hans wants to kill all of them


Where were you when you realized the Alcanretia was literally Isreal?

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Get hype for ten seconds of Wolbach.

>>154367817
Doesent she appear again next episode looking for the slime guy?

>>154367910
She does appear more than once in the LN, but they've already cut part of it out and I'm pretty sure she left town before things go down, so there's no way we'll get more of her human form.

>>154366958
Is this the manga?

>>154367969
Its from the explosion side story manga.

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>>154367969
Yes. Bakuen manga is actually significantly better than the main one, though still inferior to the LN.

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BELOW

>>154368053
You would think that scrawny Megumin would get rekt against 2 girls her age.

>>154368118
She's had to fend for herself and knows how to fight dirty.

>>154368056
How can one stupid fucking goddess keep fucking up?

She is so fucking stupid that even her animistic instincts are all fucked up,

She is more then stupid shes a fucking slug.

>>154368134
Well she does leave a snail trail...

>>154368118
She fights dirty and everyone is scared of her because she doesn't hesitate to murder innocent creatures.

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>>154368154
It's not murder if it gives EXP.

>>154368202
It is when you're on a reservation. You monster.

>>154368238
Sword Art Online.

>>154368238
ask /wsr/

>>154360758
Is there a problem with that?

>>154368238
Boku no Pico

>>154368298
I'm not a fan, I enjoyed the setting but I like the fact Kazuma is the opposite of Kirito, not a Gary Stu.

>>154354038
only underage subhuman like ishekai cancer

>>154368399
If you're going to call other people underage, you should probably type in complete sentences first.

>>154368053
You mean in art alone right? Because that page feels really cliche for the series.

>>154368053
The art is nice for once, and it shows that of all the Crimson Demons, that Yunyun is such a nice girl and she literally has no other friends except Megumin.

Also, town hottie animated when? She was so pretty in the manga.

>>154368238
There is the authors other work where a masked wrestler gets transported to another world. The main cast is the masked wrestler, his pet dog, vampire girl, dragon girl, and a fox girl

>>154367115
>Darkness is a masochist that wants to get fucked by anyone even slightly abusive
>Megumin will fuck anyone who can put up with her shitty attitude.
Why did I never think of this ship before?

What exactly is it that makes Kazuma such a refreshing protagonist ?

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what would've happened if he just said yes right here

"yeah actually, i like you aqua"

how does she react?

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>>154368851
>Fucks given:
>0

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>>154368851

>>154368882
>"Pfft what a virgin NEET, I'll give you something in return if you buy me the best booze you can find."

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>>154368882

>>154368851
He advocates for true gender equality.

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>>154368520
It does have better art, but more importantly it does a better job of presenting the story and using the art to highlight the cool moments.

>>154368851
He's fun to watch and doesn't take things too seriously.

>>154368882
>streaming

>>154369102
nah, MPC doesn't pick up the subs with alt+i

what other skills should kazuma pick up?

>>154369173

some illusion magic

>>154369070
Yes, and I think he defined Mitsuragi's sword as a perk.

>>154369200
Steal II
Now it also steals bras--
Wait a minute.

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>>154369130
???

>>154368882

Oh lost lamb, the goddess understands and forgives all, if you buy this priest a bottle of the finest wine you can find she will greatly appreciate your gesture.

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>>154369028
WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE MEAN BY THIS!?!?!???

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>>154369244

>>154368851
He's a scumbag with few morals. It's a HUGE change from constant perfect protags who are holier than thou and actively go against their self interests to help others.

He acts in his own interests for the most part, and unashamed of his actions, until others learn of them and it embarrasses him.

Basically they wrote the absolute perfect character for a neet sent to a fantasy world. That first episode this season with the lie detector bell was fucking comedy gold

>>154369213
So, a skill or power would be ok, I guess?
If someone questions it too much just go 'It's Magic'

>>154369273
I don't know, but my holy sword excalibur agrees with her.

>>154369326
Yes it will be easier this way. So are we wrapping some kind of information post about /a/'s Holy army of Dongolongo for those who wants to join in?

>>154355960
literally

blumaru

KAZUMA GEIMU

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>>154369396
the best one, megumin

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>>154369300
Imperfect protagonists have been done since forever. Kazuma's imperfect personality isn't special but his humor and timing is.

>>154369411
>Implying Goku isn't overall a perfect protag
His only flaw is that he loves fighting more than anything, enough so that he abandons his family for months to years at a time. But even then fucking no one calls him out on it, instead it's just so great that Goku has trained and will save everyone.

>>154369411
>giving a senzu bean to cell
never again

>>154369387
Yes, I'm making a pastebin with the info, will post it as soon as I finish. If we manage to get a full party with detailed characters I'll draw them.

>>154362820
You monster

>>154369480
AlrightYes, I hope we can get a full party!

>>154369411
Not to derail the topic, but, as much shit as people give Dragon Ball on here, it's still way better than most shonen. It doesn't fall into the horrible non-aging hell of almost all shonen series. The characters actually fucking age, and they start a relationship with the person they love without waiting 1000 chapters, and they have kids, and their kids become characters of their own, and become relevant to the story. For all it's flaws, at least it didn't drag on in the same horrible ways other shonen did. Yeah, it was long, but it was a constantly progressing story. Years actually pass, and not just the single token timeskip allocated to other shonen series. You really have to give it credit for that. And, despite the fact that many thing in it are tropes today, it did a lot of stuff at the time that was new and unique, and did a good job at it. The more shitty anime and manga I read, the more appreciate Dragon Ball, not less, as some people who likely haven't read or watched it in years, seem to. It's a simple and flawed kind of story, but the things it does get right, it does really well. The worst kind of shit that plagues most modern shonen anime and manga, and anime and manga in general, isn't present.

>>154368909
>stare straight into a naked chick's eyes
>keep saying "don't mind me" as you maintain eye contact
>have your dick on full display if she's interested

alpha as FUCK

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I want to fuck this little girl.

>>154369456
Goku really is a borderline retard
>NEVER goes full out in a fight
>NEVER uses the element of surprise, only fights someone who is aware he's about to fight
>Happily let's enemies power up to their max strength
>Was holding back fighting Beerus at first even though he though Beerus would destroy the earth
>Gave cell a senzu bean so he'd have a decent chance at beating his son
I love how not one character tells him to stop this retarded bullshit he does in every fight.
>>154369587
It's funny how often he goes between being a beta and being the biggest alpha in the show.

>>154366891
I hope it is adapted so we can have more YunYun doujins. YunYun is criminally underrepresented in the doujins we have rn.

>>154369396
Token "loli"

>>154369616
you would probably get incarcerated

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>>154369692
That's a price I'd be willing to pay.

>>154369616
Pedo scum

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Megumin going nopan today.

>>154369751
kazuma can't steal your pantsu if you don't wear any

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>>154363565
>>154363799
Perfect

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>>154369723
There is nothing wrong with wanting to engage in sexual intercourse with little girls. It's perfectly normal.

>>154362820
NAAA DO NOT

>>154369817
She'd probably let you, as long as you joined the cult. But would that really be worth it?

>>154355474
>>154355425
>>154355910

Only one more episode? Damn, it feels like they accomplished nothing in this season. No sense of progression at all. The state prosecutor hasn't even been relevant.

>>154369537
Done. http://pastebin.com/nmze7Rpe
Now lets pray to Eris to get more adventurers.

>>154369616

Aqua-sama accepts all whether they be lolicons or neets, so long as you give praise to Aqua-sama and join the Axis cult there should be no problems providing both parties are of consent.

Now, join the axis cult today and you will even be introduced to her!

>>154369855
She got a promotion.

>>154369848
>>154369925
Sounds like a good deal to me. Where do I sign?

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>>154367817
anyone's got a stitch of Wolbach?

>>154369909
Wonderful! "We need tractors" flawless, let's pray to both

>>154367817
She gave me an instant boner.

There will be more of her right?

>>154370108
Sort of.

>>154370108
Her next appearance is in season 5.

>>154370108
You'll be waiting a while.

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>>154370028

Right here.

>>154370077
Amen. If it doesn't get enough attention here we coul try posting it on /qst/ too? Not familiar with that board though.

>>154370164
Are you FUCKING serious?

>>154370280
>/qst/
ha

>>154370280
Neither am Itbh, first let's try to post it on the other Konosuba threads, and then in /qst/

>>154370364
Yeah, /qst/ is the last atempt, an emergency exit if /a/ doesn't work.
>>154370344
Is it that bad?

>>154366958
The guy was just a potion brewer, he hired her to test potions

>>154370413
It's dead.

>>154369909
>>154370280
I will join anon,

Item: The Infinity Eight
>item is an 8 of diamonds playing card
>kills on monsters adds one to a random stat, rolled each kill (including basic stats like STR, CHA, INT, and secondary stats stats like HP, Max Mana, etc)
>must kill 8 different types of monster before a similar monster will grant an attribute point
>example type groups: plant monsters, earthlike animals, undead, demons, constructs, vegetables, elemantals, magic animals (slimes and shit), etc
>Sentients always give 1 attribute point
>Sentients over lv 30 grant 1 skill point in addition to the attribute point
>kills on Sentients over level 30 with rare skills have a chance of unlocking skill to be bought at Eight times the normal skill point cost if it was taught normally

>>154370471
Wow, with the amount of RP I had seen on the other boards I would believe that one would be pretty active.

>>154370490
Editing the pastebin.
Welcome to the holy army of dongolongo.

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>>154369435
Sorry but I have to disagree here. Goku has suffered more than almost every other anime protagonist and he DEFINITELY suffered more than Kazuma. Let's compare Goku and Kazuma by fights.
Dragon Ball
>Goku vs. Yamcha: LOSS
>Goku vs. Giran: WIN
>Goku vs. Nam: WIN
>Goku vs. Jackie Chun: LOSS
>Goku vs. Colonel Silver: WIN
>Goku vs. Major Metallitron: WIN
>Goku vs. Murasaki: WIN
>Goku vs. Buyon: WIN
>Goku vs. General Blue: LOSS, saved by rat.
>Goku vs. General Blue II: LOSS, saved by Arale.
>Goku vs. Tao: LOSS
>Goku vs. Tao II: WIN
>Goku vs. King Chappa: WIN
>Goku vs. Pamput: WIN
>Goku vs. Krillin: WIN
>Goku vs. Tenshinhan: LOSS
>Goku vs. Tambourine: LOSS
>Goku vs. Tambourine II: WIN
>Goku vs. King Piccolo: LOSS
>Goku vs. King Piccolo II: WIN
>Goku vs. King Chappa II: WIN
>Goku vs. Chi Chi: WIN
>Goku vs. Tenshinhan II: WIN
>Goku vs. Piccolo Jr.: WIN

Goku has a 16 - 8 record in Dragon Ball.

Dragon Ball Z:
>Goku vs. Raditz: LOSS
>Goku and Piccolo Jr. vs. Raditz: LOSS, needed Piccolo.
>Goku vs. Nappa: WIN
>Goku vs. Vegeta: LOSS. Vegeta would have won if Krillin and Gohan didn't come back.
>Goku vs. Recoome: WIN
>Goku vs. Jeice and Burter: WIN
>Goku vs. Captain Ginyu: LOSS, lost his body.
>Goku vs. Frieza: WIN
>Goku vs. Android 19: LOSS, heart attack
>Goku vs. Cell: LOSS
>Goku vs. Cell Junior: LOSS
>Goku vs. Yakon: WIN
>Goku vs. Fat Buu: TIE.
>Goku vs. Buttenks: UNDETERMINED
>Goku vs. Kid Buu: UNDETERMINED

5-7 win loss in DBZ

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>>154370554
Super
>Goku vs Beerus: LOSS
>God Goku vs Beerus: LOSS
>Goku vs Golden Freeza: UNDETERMINED (was knocked out by Sorbet)
>Goku vs Freeza time reversed: WIN
>Goku vs Botamo: WIN
>Goku vs Frost: LOSS
>Goku vs Hit: LOSS
>Goku vs Clone Vegeta: UNDETERMINED (Goku accepted assistance to finish the clone)
>Goku vs Trunks: WIN
>Goku vs Black: TIE
>Goku vs present Zamasu: WIN
>Goku vs Rose Black: LOSS
>Goku vs Rose Black and future Zamasu: LOSS
>Goku vs Rose Black and future Zamasu II: LOSS
>Goku vs future Zamasu: UNDETERMINED
>Goku and Vegeta (later Vegito and then back unfused) vs fused Zamasu: LOSS
>Goku vs Arale: TIE
>Goku vs Hit II: LOSS
>Goku vs Hit III: TIE
>Goku vs Gohan: TIE
>Goku vs Krillin: WIN
>Goku vs Bergamo: WIN

6-9 in Super.
Total 27 WINS 24 LOSSES 53% win rate.
He wins almost as much as he loses.

Konosuba (anime only)
>Kazuma vs his heart: LOSS
>Kazuma and Aqua vs 2 Giant Toads: WIN
>Kazuma, Aqua, and Megumin vs 3 Giant Toads: WIN
>Kazuma vs the padded Goddess down there: WIN
>Kazuma vs flying Cabbages: WIN
>Kazuma vs Mitsurugi: WIN
>4 Konosubas vs Dullahan: WIN
>Kazuma vs Winter Shogun: LOSS
>Kazuma vs Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin: LOSS
>Konosubas vs Destroyer: WIN
-end of season 1-
>Kazuma, Aqua, Megumin, and Sena vs 4 Giant Toads: LOSS (saved by Yunyun)
>Kazuma vs Darkness: WIN
>4 Konosubas vs Vanir: WIN
>Kazuma vs Princess runner: WIN
>Kazuma vs ground: LOSS
>Kazuma vs Aqua: WIN
>Kazuma vs Aqua II: WIN
>Konosubas vs a bunch of emus: WIN

13 WINS 5 LOSSES 72% win rate.
It's hard to see Kazuma's win/loss because most of Konosubas fights are team efforts by the leading cast. For the sake of argument, if we only include the fights where Kazuma was engaged in a 1v1:
6 WINS 1 LOSS 86% win rate.

To say that Goku is perfect and Kazuma isn't is REALLY stretching it.

>>154370552
neat, im off to bed then, update the pastebin with session time when you figure it out, some1 ran a Konosuba quest before, but /qst/ kinda died out fro under them, I miss /tg/ questing, my favorite would probably be Log horizon quest by TinyShephard, maybe one day he will continue itLilac best girl

>>154370554
>>154370596
First off, this autistically detailed fight recap is irellevant to your argument. Second, nobody gives enough of a fuck about Goku to take you seriously, even if you did have a point.

>>154368056
What was the pun here supposed to be? I have a feeling it was lost in translation.

Town's danger in peril.

>>154370596
>>Konosubas vs a bunch of emus: WIN

Already Kazuma and party are mightier than Australia.

>>154370715
I don't think there's a pun. Aqua is just too stupid to speak sometimes.

>>154367779
Gas the axis, holy war now!

>>154370552
Alright I made an annoucement in another Konosuba thread.

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>>154370866
1481
The 14 words
8- the eighth letter of the alphabet
1- the first letter of the alphabet
We must secure the existence of our Goddess and a future for AXYS children.
Hail Aqua!

>>154367117
>y-you too
What did she mean by this?

>>154370552
>>154370673
Sleep well fellow adventurer. Let's see what surprises Fantasy Australia has for us in the morning

Here is the pastebin link http://pastebin.com/SH3DA8NM. I'll be editing this one (forgot to login when I made the first one)
When he have the party we could look for/make a random stats generator, just for fun, and to help the DM to fuck with people if any of us happens to get -999 luck or something.

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How tight is Aqua's butt?

>>154371200
How tight is Kazuma's butt?

>>154371271
Don't ignore Aqua!

>>154369909
I'll join.

Cheat Item: Daddy's magic Maverick 88 12 gauge shotgun.
I only poo 12 gauge shells. My diet dictates what shell I poo. My strength level determines my ammunition damage. My dexterity determines my accuracy. The magic shotgun will explode when I get dubs. High luck will reduce the recoil damage. I must be paired with a healer because I frequently lose my eye(s) and limb(s) using my weapon.

>>154371326
Who?

>>154371445
Well, we will need a healer as soon as possible it seems.
Welcome.

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>>154371457
You're extremely mean.

>>154363210
>I like to imagine Aqua as perfectly smooth down there.
I often imagine her coochie with a silky bush.

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>>154369028
>those ass fangs

Wew

>>154371006
>get -999 luck
Why do I already see this happening. In the worst case I could still try to spawn luck boosting gear.
As for our backstory I suppose we need to write how we died and such for starters?

>>154369909

I guess

Cheat skill: sacred drill fist
>All (unarmed) attacks have the [holy] property and ignore any physical or magical defense or obstacle in its path as if it wasn't there, going through them like paper and leaving a hole in the defense for others to exploit
>This means attacks can go through shields, weapons, armor, magical barriers, curses, buffs and debuffs, and even walls.
>Reach is only as long as the users's limbs and the defense breaches only as big as the area of impact (fist/leg/etc.)
We monk now

Please take your shitty game elsewhere.

>>154372143
The logo didn't need to be this big

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>>154354038

>>154372012
Welcome.
>>154371956
That would be interesting. Will start thinking in mine.

We have 5 members already. Should we gtfo somewhere else before no fun allowed guy starts reporting? We still need a DM unless we take turns into that role, or we make a list of things that could happen and let the dice choose

>>154369173
Illusion magic so he can kill cats with laser pointers.
Cardboard box expertise for chomosuke
Smoke bomb!
Gil toss.

>>154367458
>>154370965
Wait, are you implying that the Axis Cult is both the Jews and the Nazis?
How can the Eris Sect compete with that?

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I desperately need to learn how to edit photos better

>>154372914
We can still leave the announcement here, but yes I suppose we will have to move out soon. The ideal would be a DM who watched Konosuba, to stay in line with the special settings, but I think we should indeed start writing some guidelines or list of possible things happenings, but if we have to take turns I'd rather not be the DM, as I have neither the experience nor the authority.

>>154358013
>Enough of this "well I enjoyed it but yeah it sucks" nonsense.
>nonsense
It's not nonsense though. It's entirely possible to like something that is bad. Just look at how many people like Asuka.

>>154373222
paintdotnet is a good free tool

>>154373332
Thanks, I'll try it out sometime. Might look into getting photoshop at some point as well if I can find a good torrent.

Someone make one where Aqua is slapping his dick from that money slap clip

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>>154363210

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>>154373544
Holy jesus.

>>154373271
Should we make a thread somewhere else or just go to discord to discuss the things to list, some limitations to put on characters and things like that? I have very little experience as DM on a really free and watered down version of DnD, so I'm pretty sure I'm not the best choice for the role either, but if more experienced people gives me a little help I wouldn't mind taking the role sometimes.

>>154373513
Seconding this.

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So that's your partner, huh?

>>154373544
No way is this real.

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>>154373544

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>No Richard, this doesn't add up
>first thing is we know that Kazuma hired a prostitute for sex
>the succubus was ordered to have sex with Kazuma after he fell asleep to give an illusion of dream intercourse
>the succubus revealed that Kazuma fell asleep at exactly 10:45pm inside the bathhouse
>it would take five minutes for the succubus to get to the mansion bathhouse by flight
>the succubus was trapped by a protection spell cast by Aqua in the mansion
>Aqua claims that this spell was used to protect the tenants from evil undead spirits
>yet the succubus is a demon, not undead
>the succubus was held back by Megumin and Aqua
>although she didn't have a watch at the time, the succubus said the two girls trapped her for approximately ten minutes before she fled the mansion
>so why did Darkness say that she saw Kazuma sleeping in the bath at 11:30pm?
>now we have Aqua who claims that when she revealed to Kazuma that she knew about his deep dark fantasies, Kazuma immediately worshiped Aqua for her blessings and fled
>according to Megumin, she saw Kazuma kill himself by beating himself to death in the corridor leading to Kazuma's room
>yet autopsy revealed that his time of death was close to 11pm

>this was no suicide
>this was a carefully orchestrated MURDER!

>>154373693
its not, the pic is very carefully shooped

>>154373606
Yes, either a thread in /tg/ or we can go on discord. Perhaps /tg/ for now as some more experienced people could pass by and give us some advice.

>>154373976
Sounds like a good idea

>>154373976
>>154373996

Fa/tg/uy here, just to make things clear you don't get to make a thread to play a session right there, it's kind of the reason /qst/ was made.

Go and present your idea of a Konosuba game centered around cheaters and ask for ideas, opinions and the like.

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Here we go!

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>>154374124
11/10

>>154374103
Yeah, I figured it was that way. Thanks for the advice. We may get useful help there.

>>154374124
Looks even better than what I imagined.

>>154374340
> Beating a woman
Absolutely deplorable.

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>>154374370