Remember, aqua allowed and encouraged this
Just focusing on that part? That's low, Kazuma.
To be fair, I guess if he could see her face especially he'd actually start to fall in love/angerfap thinking of all the memories.
You have been bamboozled my melanin rich friend of African descent by the cultists of Eris, please before you be bamboozled again by the foul denizens, come over to the worshippers of the axis religion where your fellow brothers will help protect the free people from the degenerates who worship the false breast goddess.
Kazuma Kazuma, don't fall for her other tricks!
It's too cute I can't help but like this pairing
Childbearing hips. Just knock her up pregnant already.
She's divine so she's probably barbie style down there.
No this isn't canon actually. Aqua said that Kazuma had his back faced on her when he was jacking off.
>Aqua was looking at Kazuma
>Kazuma was looking at a wall jacking off
This is what actually happened.
>fap encouragement from Aqua never
Someone should tell them they generate more heat if they fuck.
That would ensure they would fuck in the stables every night through the whole winter so they don't freeze.
I still think he must have seen her pussy when she did this.
I know it's OVA exclusive but I found this part interesting.
>Kazuma thinks he's going to die from the collar
>starts telling everyone the truth
>says perverted things to Wiz, Megumin, Yunyun, and Darkness
>Aqua asks if he also does those things to her
>flashback of Kazuma smelling Aqua's hair back in the stables
>Kazuma lies to Aqua
Why does he ONLY lie to Aqua?
>Kazuma is gay?
It's possible he just has shit taste
He smelled her hair but then shook his head.
Not sure if he meant what he was doing was bad / degenerate OR whether it was that he just couldn't get aroused from smelling her hair.
LNfags please help us casual secondaries.
Aqua is a 1st degree cunt. She has been seducing men from Japan all this time to serve her agenda, and completely forget about them, unlike Eris who is attentive to her citizens.
If it wasn't due to Kazuma's funny way of dying, she probably wold have seduced him to serve her the same way she did to Kyouya.
ScumZuma aka CrapZuma aka GayZuma cannot please the goddess with his micropenis. She should ditch this loser and marry me instead.
All the goddesses are whores trying to seduce men to fight wars for them.
EP9 Aqua explained the power of each goddess is determined by the number of followers and intensity of devotion. Aqua has bat shit crazy zealots, no wonder she ranks higher than Eris who fades into the background.
By that logic, if gaining followers is a priority, then all options are on the table incl. seduction. But that theory collapses because Aqua not once tried to seduce ScumZuma or any of her followers. She is like a matriarch who wants the best for her children.
>because Aqua not once tried to seduce ScumZuma
What the fuck did you think she was doing right there and then?
She is A WHORE
Yes but she doesn't seduce them so that they become followers (does she?) so the reason of number of followers contributing to the godness powers doesn't really compute here I feel.
She tried to trick him into signing the waiver, not seduction. Kazuma is a virgin, so he creams his pants when a girl is near him.
Aqua is aggressive in her conversion, actually does the field work and encourages her followers to brainwash other people. Eris simply listens and comforts those who voluntarily approach her.
>Giving guidance to a lost lamb.
>with sexual posing and sexual gestures
>She tried to trick him into signing the waiver, not seduction
You guys are so fucking clueless.
There is a hot goddess in front of them, acting like a literal WHORE, and she is begging them for help to fight this evil, bad Demon King.
THAT IS SEDUCTION
And it's encouraging them to fight for her with everything they have.
>>Kazuma was looking at a wall jacking off
>This is what actually happened.
How would you fap to a goddess who is right next to you and could turn around at any moment? Answer: Place your back to her and turn only your head.
Aqua fucked up with Kazuma.
There is another reason why she has no use for elderly men who died, and she just sends them to heaven, because they can't fight worth shit.
They want strong and young men to fight for them.
But Kazuma is a shitty NEET, with no stamina, no strength, no health, so she didn't think too highly of him, and could afford to take time and make fun of his hilarious circumstances. Which backfired, because he got pissed and dragged her down with him.
I bet you if he was less pathetic, more muscular, and more manly, she would have done a better job and convincing him to fight devoutly for her, like all the others.
Aqua did nothing wrong. She gave him a fair deal and a chance to reincarnate into a better life. Kazuma is an idiot who overthinks the simple things.
Oh shit I realized she wears heels. After almost 2 whole seasons and an OVA.
She has huge breasts as well. Her entire body is perfection.
>She gave him a fair deal
Yes, but she also ridiculed him.
Telling him his efforts were for nothing because the girl wasn't in danger, telling him how he wet his pants after death, telling him how the doctors and his family laughed at his corpse.
If she hadn't done had, Kazuma would have just selected some random super weapon, like Kyouya and he others did.
How would Kono Suba change if instead of Aqua, it was Eris who met him int he afterlife first? What if Kazuma started his party with Eris?
Seeing as the town was full of Eris followers, she could help him start off with some solid gear and cash.
>How would Kono Suba change if instead of Aqua, it was Eris who met him int he afterlife first?
He would have picked some broken cheat and would likely never see Eris again
The show itself would be far worse off without Aqua
>What if Kazuma started his party with Eris?
I don't think he would have done that.
In the beginning Kazuma actually tried to be respectful to her.
It all fell apart because he was riciduled, and she didn't really behave like you normally expect from a deity.
You are missing the point. Kazuma wanted something special. Instead of hate what if he wanted Eris to come with him out of love and affection? Either way the heavens would grant him his wish.
The Thief girl was so cute.
I wish it was a party of
They would be so much more effective in every situation.
Its Megameme isn't it who will win?
>Its Megameme isn't it who will win?
I didn't know that. She is awesome as hell. That whole scene where she cried in front of the whole guild and telling them Kazuma wanted to display her panties as family heirloom was just to get back at him in front of them.
Please don't bully ;_;
Everything will be alright so long as there is delicious sluts and whores.
I really just want more rape of Eris. and have Darkness watch in jealousy.
Her boobs are nothing against lalatina
>look for the rpgmaker game
>go to a mega folder
>see a lot of porn games instead
>my little sister has godly ass so I did creampie.exe
>Eris the goddess of deceit is actually a trap
Seems more likely, she already pads her boyish chest
Oh you genre naive bastards
Eris actually has B-cups>>154382477
She isn't completely flat like Megumin.
Aqua is the goddess we need, Eris is the goddess we deserve.
I can perform this experiment for you. I will let you know in a few months about my findings.
A 40~ page doujin with minimal dialogue, just pure sensual love-making. This needs to be done more often.
I want a buttjob/titjob combo from her and Lalatina.
We're getting nowhere with this, hopefully he draws versions for other girls too.
And as long as Aqua keeps the bare ass thing going I'm pretty sure my life is awesome. It's just dat fine ... ass, you know?
When they were sleeping in the stables together he used to fap to her and since she can see perfectly in the dark she just turned the other way whenever she heard him start rustling.
pic related is good, hope it gets translated
Damn. This guy isn't joking. That's a whole lot of sensual love. No story, no dialogue, just straight up goddess F-ing.
>not getting fully naked knowing that any second Aqua could wake up and discover your shame, making the thrill of the fap much greater
Eris uses triple layered protection to guard her virginity.
I want to corrupt her so badly.
Of course I would, even if it were completely platonic with no chance of anything happening. Aqua is a literally god-tier drinking buddy.
going from drinking buddy to fuck buddy would just be an incredible bonus
In what canon is this? She wears panties in the LN and they never talk about the nopan in the anime.
The only canon nopan in the LNs are Chris and Megumin when Kazuma steals theirs.
That's from a fan comic, not canon.
You guys talk like Kazuma is useless.
That couldn't be further from the truth. He's an extremely effective fighter and an excellent party leader. He carries the fuck out of one of Axel's top parties early in the series, and later on he curbstomps a whole palace full of elite guards. Everybody he's ever teamed up with has tried to talk him into quitting his party and joining theirs.
He only really gets owned by a normal enemy once, and it was the result of overconfidence.
This is going to sound weird so I apologize, but do we ever get to see Megumin's bare feet? Any good shots?
You have one of the most common fetishes out there and this is 4chan, so no, it doesn't sound weird.
I don't have an answer for you, though, since I don't pay attention to those kinds of things.
Especially since Konosuba caters so well to my raging nopan fetish...
That's true, I guess.
However, in a way there's some logic to choosing a NEET who's spent his life playing vidya to go be a hero in a world with vidya rules. Had Kazuma not been pissed off he probably could've come up with an excellent cheat item, better than some fuccboi like Mitsurugi for sure, and even without that he managed to become a very powerful adventurer thanks to ideas he got from games and anime.
a huge factor in his success was his luck stat though and I'm not sure but I don't think it's possible for her to know that beforehand, and it really wasn't evident by his real life
>He's an extremely effective fighter and an excellent party leader.
Let's see, he curb stomped a bunch of snow spirits that couldn't attack back. Bravooo!
Ohhh, he also killed some jumping cabbages! Bravo!
He killed a bunch of shitty frogs who gets petrified as soon as they have something in the mouth and can't fight back. Bravo!
He sits back in the distance and snipes some lizards. Bravo!
He went down to a dungeon and let Aqua defeat off the undead while he was hiding behind her. Wow!
Let's get real for a moment, this anime sucks dicks on the fighting department. It's all about the jokes and the character interactions and the villain interactions.
It's never going to have its focus on the animated fights like Dungeon ni Deai, or Grimgar.
The party swap and also the masked thief parts.
Yeah, I don't disagree on that.
That said, Kazuma's true ability doesn't need much in the way of fight animation or anything, what makes him great is his skill/magic synergy and tactics.
My heart. Why don't people do this more often.
Not completely. I can totally see Aqua being like this during love-making when her maternal and loving instincts take over.
I love stuff like that.
Hopefully there will be some Eris stuff in the future, because I would love to nail her hard all day every day so she couldn't have any time taking care of her world.
This guy's doujins are awesome. His Megumin one is good too, but his style definitely suits Aqua. I hope he'll do Darkness too, and can only dream that he'll do Chris.
Speaking of doujins and Darkness, anybody read this one? It's great.
I'll dump what I have.
Only posting official shit, there probably is way more on doujin/fanart
Oh, that makes sense. They all look the damn same with their hair down and without their accessories/outfits.
I figured the middle one was Yunyun but you can't see her tits so I wasn't sure.
Middle one is Yun yun, botton must be Komekko, and top Megumin, if that's the case I fucked up and posted Komekko's feet instead of Megumin's
Wait, is Darkness really that muscular in her torso?
That is such a huge turn off.
And to think I used to want to fuck this fuck silly until I saw this image.
I think that one is edited, but I have never seen the original.
She didn't look like that in S1, and she is looking pretty soft in S2.
reposting this one beacuse I posted an ant sized version before. Seems this is the last barefoot Megumeme I have.
It is actually short.
Red line is ~258 pixels from hip to knee.
Blue line is ~320 pixels from knee to foot.
~20% difference in length.
Hip to knee 40cm.
Knee to foot 48cm.
~17% difference in length.
idk anons, that seems like an acceptable margin to me.
It's the perspective (though you drew the red line wrong, the bone goes along the "top" of the upper leg, not down diagonally like that, diagonal makes it seem longer). If you look at the other leg, you see it's the right size, only the top one looks weird.
I also want to impregnate Eris.
Holy shit you guys, Of all the things to consider and talk about in that pic, you focus instead on the length ratio of her thighs and legs.
Now-now, don't act all surprised.
>the bone goes along the "top" of the upper leg
You're telling me the rest is meat?
Am I the only one finding Kazuma's bully attitude annoying? He's a fun dude and all, but he treats the other girls of the cast is rather annoying considering he's a worthless waste of human being. It's probably my fault for waifufagging in a comedy show
>Feel your own legs anon
Specifying that was unnecessary.
But I see.
I can't get a good feel on the bone from the top either though, if only near the kneecap.
I am a simple man: I see a pic - I count pixels.
>I can't get a good feel on the bone from the top either though, if only near the kneecap.
There's more muscle on the top the closer you get to the hip, but you still have more stuff above than below, unless you have some very weird training that got your top muscle really buff and the rest stayed normal.
>yfw all popular contemporary AV actress
>Are actually Erises who're having fun in mortal realm
>Or deities who're losing power and are desperate enough for any kind of worship
>Zeus is a horsefucker and probably /mlp/
At last I truly see
You wouldn't be bothered by that if you had a chance.
Hera was supposed to depict everything there is about marriage.
So I assume she should look alluring while being royal bitch personality-wise.
I mean, as the animals, though god's can be shapeshifters, you think gender would stop them? Being cute girls would get them more worshipers so I think that how most of them would go.
>Hera was supposed to depict everything there is about marriage.
>So I assume she should look alluring while being royal bitch personality-wise.
No, Hera was supposed to represent marriage, the actual custom and contract of marriage. Isis across the Med represented your perfect waifu and mother of your children. Aphrodite represented the slut down the road who fucked everything that moved, even *gasp* mortal horndogs who yelled SUCK MY DICK at the sky, but was so hot that you didn't care.
>yelled SUCK MY DICK at the sky
>got Goddess blowjob
Did you watch me!me!me! ?
What if waifus and hentaifus are actually worship proxies for deities
Hephastus, Aphrodite's husband
and also literally THE only guy who didn't get a piece of her ass, poor guy, set up a magic net once to catch people trying to sleep with Aphrodite. The net caught other gods, a few monsters, and a bunch of mortals.
Also fun fact - Aphrodite is technically an ara-ara to Zeus and gang. She was born after Kronos cut off Ouranos' cock and threw it onto the ocean, so she's actually of the same generation as the Titans. Any time Aphrodite fucks a god, she's actually pulling a wanna /ss/
What if they subtly guided us towards semi-conductors and networks, knowing that 30% of what we will use those for would be porn, so they can live off the worship?
Hundreds of millions of people everyday perform those religious rituals.
I mean it's 2D and in a frame, almost like an icon.
No, because the divine and the mortal differ in type and not degree. Mortals have nothing to do with the gods, they're like, fruit flies or something compared to humans.
Poseiden had kids with Gaia aka the fucking Earth before though, and Gaia is the wife of Ouranos (the Sky, so Kronos i.e. Time cut off the Sky's dick and tossed it into the sea).
I feel so bad for YunYun.
Why don't they just kick out Megumin and take Yun Yun in instead? ;_;
Is it weird that the thought of worshipping a 2D goddess makes me more content with life than just about anything ever has?
If I could know for certain that Aqua were real and become a member of her cult, I feel like I could be a much happier person. I'm not even an Aqua waifu-ist, I just like the idea of worshipping somebody like her, it's so damn comfy.
Heh, I wonder how Natsume would feel if an actual religion grew out of her silly light novel.
We'll have another end card, but its Vanir announcing it this time so that they have an excuse if it doesnt really happen.
But what if evil manipulative semen-demons are on the other side of hentaifu imagery instead of cute Aqua?
Are you retarded or something?
Its obviously edited
Then they need to step up their game and start giving us lewd made to order succ dreams.
Come to think of it, I've been having an abnormally high number of lewd dreams since I joined the Axis cult...
>what is lucid dreaming
Although time and patience required to train that skill.
And also actual intimate experience that can be projected into the dream.
But demons are known to disguise themselves as angels of light!
I had a lucid dream once, I was so depressed when I woke up involuntarily. Never again.
> step up their game
No need, quality over quantity.
Hundreds of millions of people "pray" to porn on LCD altars every day.
I tried to, but my hands always look fucking creepy so I dropped it there.
Oh my god. These Aquafags are aggressive, intrusive, and they false flag and spit on the name of Eris, they are just really fucking horrible religion.
In comparison, Eris followers are such a friendly bunch.
Vanir would bathe in delicious despair of many
>But demons are known to disguise themselves as angels of light!
Yeah but to the detriment of their followers. When you catch sight of an awful waifufag who's life is reduced to shitposting, you know he worships a demon.
You know, it's weird. I had my first "intimate experience" over 10 years ago, and yet it was only a week or two ago that I had my first ever dream in which I actually did it.
Not that it was particularly good - first I realized that I had no idea what her name was, then my parents walked in on us, and then I woke up sweating with terror at the thought that I'd come inside without protection (and the nonsense relief when I realized that I'd woken up with clean underwear so I couldn't have possibly gotten her pregnant), but it WAS right after I'd read the appropriate Konosuba LN and decided that the Axis Cult sounded pretty nice.
But they do not love you like God do anon.
They're merely pretending to get your life force.
Actually they resent you like a useless mortal meatbag only good for "feeding" them.
Also most of them are several hundred years of old or older.
Maybe demons just won a worship contest against his waifu, who is actually an angel.
Why do they do the whole lewd thing in general? They're just giving the guys dreams that have nothing to do with the succ themselves, they could wear business suits or, hell, full plate armor and do their jobs just as effectively.
I'd rather have the succs then the dreams, if you ask me. I'm damn jealous of that bastard Vanir, and yet he doesn't even want them...
I would tell her about my sinful masturbation habits, if you know what I mean...
>I'd rather have the succs then the dreams
I mean I'm sure that can be arranged, the entire point is that they're willing to give you the succ WITHOUT killing you or shaving 10 years off your life this time
>I'm damn jealous of that bastard Vanir, and yet he doesn't even want them...
He's an archdevil / king of hell. He can probably fuck the OG Lilith.
Well kind of like Jews: nothing personal, but they only want your money and don't really care what will happen to you.
So hooking people up on "worship" can't really be considered "good".
Drug dealers might not even care about users, but they still distrubute and reap the profit.
They're a place that sells sexual relief, so the entire point is to make you feel stronger sexual desire. This way, you're more likely to buy instead of just browse, and more likely to buy the more expensive, top-of-the-line succubi's services. Do you even business?
It begs the question what would you take with you?
According to Aqua you can take any Power/item from any form of media with you.
Now you could easily make yourself OP beyond belief by giving yourself something like Logan's regeneration or something from DMC. but where's the fun in that?
Personally I think I'd pick a power because you could end up loosing/breaking your Item. Maybe something like Guts Strength?
Damn, good point.
I wonder how many customers go in there and end up requesting the succ who is helping fill their forms out, and also how the succs in question react to that. (Since they actually seem like pretty normal people.)
I've thought about this and I'd actually go with an insane crafting ability. Something along the lines of being able to make masterwork versions of any item I want, even with subpar materials.
Given that, I could make myself some enchanted guns, the only weapons I'm actually competent with, along with stat-boosting gear, and then gather a party and make gear for them too. I'd also never have money trouble because I could just make high-quality gear and sell it.
No, vector control is omnipotence (not metaomnipotence, but still omnipotence). Remember that from a mathematical point of view, vectors are basically just a set of numbers. From a physical point of view, they're nothing but a set of canonical coodinates, and canonical coodinates can have ANYTHING as their compnents as long as they're unrelated. You can have 'the length of my penis' as a component of a defined vector, and since you can control it, you can now change the size of your penis.
I think you misunderstand the lmit of crafting. Crafting isn't engineering. Crafting is the ability to create something out of materials present. It limits you to what they have in the world.
You fucking IDIOT
>Magic doesn't have vector
Wrong, you can define a vector for magic. Vectors are defineable. Accelerator doesn't control vectors, he controls velocities. Kamachi is just retarded so he calls it vector control.
>Crafting is the ability to create something out of materials present.
>It limits you to what they have in the world.
You assume periodical table of elements is fundamentally different in that Isekai or something?
I fail to see how a toplvl Crafter won't be able to start with his bare hand and finish with FTL few years later.
The basic elements are there and he have insane crafting level to expedite the process greatly.
Because FTL isn't crafting. It's not even engineering. Engineering is like the physical laborer's version of physics, which is like the watered down version of mathematics. A crafter doesn't understand engineering, physics, or mathematics, he can just make a mean kitchen table.
>brightness of the sun
Why would I need that?
I don't even need oxygen to breath.
>number of sexy women who want your dick
I expect to be immortal due to cellular structure of shapeshifter.
I'll alter reality just enough to make death not an issue and enjoy the journey as it comes.
>that's not how vectors work
Yes, it is. There is literally nothing stopping me, mathematically, from drawing up a demented coodinate system that uses "number of people who can use magic" as one of its axes. In mathematics vectors have 'direction', but 'direction' doesn't need to be a physically meaningful direction. In fact, no direction in pure mathematics is physically meaningful to begin with since the whole point of mathematics is that it's technically divorced from reality.
You can't be bored because you can define yourself to be un-bored :^)
>you fail physics anon
Go back to high school. Vector spaces can have arbitrary units assigned to them, the reason people tend to use euclidian or otherwise meaningful vectors is because, well, they're fucking meaningful.
>You can't be bored because you can define yourself to be un-bored
I still don't want that.
Pretty sure I can be content with shapeshifting.
Reversibly becoming a monster and fucking some village girls on their berry runs in a forest was always my dream.
I would also GB and play lost loli on a highway to run into bandits who would do lewd things to me.
Whatever my opponent is - I can always assume opposite sex form of his species and fuck him after I defeated him to establish dominance.
I would also probably false-flag by pitting shitty states together and support some dictator I would fancy.
Oh, I'm fully aware of the realities, my background is in metal fabrication.
That's what makes it an OP god ability. I can make perfect brass out of the roughest bits of copper and zinc and then form perfect cases by hitting a sheet with a hammer and punch. I can carve a perfect receiver with a file in the space of a few minutes. In terms of more normal Fantasy Australia weapons, I can take some shitty iron ore and some dry leaves and turn it into an incredible sword made of M390 or S110V or whichever modern supersteel.
The ability, of course, also includes enchanting, because it's a [Creating Items] ability and not a [Smithing] ability. That means I don't even need to bother with gunpowder, I can simply enchant cartridges with blast magic, or even create a firearm that uses magic to propel caseless bullets. I could also do broken things like the old Elder Scrolls trick of using multiple <Reduce MP Usage> items, so if I were with Megumin, for example, I could give her a bunch of stuff that makes Explosion "free" to use and therefore would let her cast it as much as she wanted.
This assumes that the world follows real principles, but Konosuba's doesn't. It works on video game rules, and is therefore quite exploitable. It's somewhat similar to how in Skyrim, by using a combination of enchanting, potions, and smithing, you can create a cycle in which you boost each skill to insane levels. (For those who don't know, the basic idea is you use a <fortify alchemy> item to make a stronger <fortify enchanting> potion, use that potion to make a stronger <fortify alchemy> item, and repeat ad nauseum, until you're able to make <fortify smithing> items and potions that let you make, say, a sword that does 1000 damage when the normal limit is 100.)
With the rules of my [Creating Items] god skill, I'd be able to bypass any such process and simply make anything I wanted, and I'd additionally ensure that I could do it with whatever materials I had.
>you die after exhausting all your depraved fantasies and power-play schemes
Why would I be against it at this point?
Even as immortal shapeshifter I'd probably build a huge tomb and go to sleep from time to time for few thousands of years.
Then wake up and look around what's different.
Maybe someday I won't set timer to wake up because I'll be content with my life.
No, because mass is a scalar, but you can set <mass, universal gravitational constant, circumference of my anus> as a vector, with its unit of magnitude defined as a Splorgh, if it would be a meaningless vector with a meaningless defined unit.
Bitch I was on /tg/ since moot kicked 40k there, magic itself isn't a vector, neither is the number of people who can use magic, but that doesn't mean that 'the number of people who can use magic' can't be made into a vector.
>multiple <Reduce MP Usage> items
>Explosion "free" to use
>cast it as much as she wanted.
Then build a crude spaceship with hugeass blastshield instead of thrusters and have Megumin [Explosion] the shit out of it continuously.
>the number of people who can use magic' can't be made into a vector.
Yes it does.
Accelerator doesn't have vector control as a power, and Imagine Breaker seems to be metaphysical in nature as it's a universal backup drive, which obviously can't exist within the universe proper.
No. In that case Kazuma would be a lot more boring.