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Remember, aqua allowed and encouraged this
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Was she overflowing like a waterfall?
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Why doesn't he just stick it in her.
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>>154353933
Based hiro
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>>154353634
Just focusing on that part? That's low, Kazuma.
To be fair, I guess if he could see her face especially he'd actually start to fall in love/angerfap thinking of all the memories.
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>>154353909
He's thinking about Eris when he does it, that's why. Doesn't want dumb goddess smell on him.
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>>154353962
fuck that chinese bastard
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>>154353909
I mean, she would've let him if he'd asked to, probably.
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>>154353981

I thought he was Mongolian.
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>>154354105
You have been bamboozled my melanin rich friend of African descent by the cultists of Eris, please before you be bamboozled again by the foul denizens, come over to the worshippers of the axis religion where your fellow brothers will help protect the free people from the degenerates who worship the false breast goddess.
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Hot.
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>>154353634
> she is awake and smiling
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Would you share a drink with Aqua?
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>>154355036
I would cum on her drink
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>>154353975
Nothing will get your boner going faster than the aroma of fresh pussy.
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>>154355561
Always fresh, it comes with self cleaning power
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>>154353634
well that's hot as fuck for a retard
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>>154353634
Kazuma Kazuma, don't fall for her other tricks!
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It's too cute I can't help but like this pairing
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>>154353634
> night vision spell
> no panties
> she knows

I'm getting csome weird new fetish hefe
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>>154353634
Tell me there is a tag for this on pixiv
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>>154353634
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>>154356256
Her hat looks like a face
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>>154358470
Cock
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>>154353634
Just stick it in
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>>154353634
What a fucking tease.
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>>154362013
Thats what Aqua thinking
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>>154353634
Those thighs...
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>>154355036
I want to do gargles with her vaginal fluids
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Childbearing hips. Just knock her up pregnant already.
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She's divine so she's probably barbie style down there.
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>>154358322
Chief Aramaki?
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>>154358347
I think that's the point
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>>154355036
Of course.
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>>154366431
then how does she pee?
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>>154366431
We have proof of her peeing, so
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>>154356331
She canonically doesn't wear panties. I think they lampoon pantyshots by never drawing attention to that though.
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>>154353634
Lewd and hot
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>>154353634
This is canon
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Think she teased him about it in the morning?
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洗って来い
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>>154373825
Are you lost?
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>>154353634
No this isn't canon actually. Aqua said that Kazuma had his back faced on her when he was jacking off.

>Aqua was looking at Kazuma
>Kazuma was looking at a wall jacking off
This is what actually happened.
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>>154371526
She doesn't, obviously.
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>>154353634
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>>154356313
The pair is really growing in me this season.
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>>154353634
please fart
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>>154354742
May their relationship stay as perfect forever.
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>>154373984
That is part of the play, obviously, she look at the wall pretending to sleep and let kazumakazuma do his stuff
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>fap encouragement from Aqua never
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>>154376513
Why live?
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Someone should tell them they generate more heat if they fuck.

That would ensure they would fuck in the stables every night through the whole winter so they don't freeze.
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>>154355036
I would drink it all beforehand and replace it with some cheap shit-tier beer because she can't even tell the difference.
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>>154353634
why doesn't kazuma just stick it in her pooper?
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>>154366177
she's loose like a third world economy
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>>154377970
Because anal is disgusting.
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>>154377278
>she spent a year sleeping at his side with that skirt and no panties

Kazuma is gay?
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>>154378788
I still think he must have seen her pussy when she did this.
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>>154378788
I know it's OVA exclusive but I found this part interesting.
>Kazuma thinks he's going to die from the collar
>starts telling everyone the truth
>says perverted things to Wiz, Megumin, Yunyun, and Darkness
>Aqua asks if he also does those things to her
>flashback of Kazuma smelling Aqua's hair back in the stables
>Kazuma lies to Aqua

Why does he ONLY lie to Aqua?
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>>154378788
>Kazuma is gay?
Most likely
It's possible he just has shit taste
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>>154378919
He smelled her hair but then shook his head.

Not sure if he meant what he was doing was bad / degenerate OR whether it was that he just couldn't get aroused from smelling her hair.

LNfags please help us casual secondaries.
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>>154378919
>>154378982
He says why right in that scene. He finds her physically attractive but everything else about her kills his boner for her.
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>>154378081
It really is.
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Aqua is a 1st degree cunt. She has been seducing men from Japan all this time to serve her agenda, and completely forget about them, unlike Eris who is attentive to her citizens.

If it wasn't due to Kazuma's funny way of dying, she probably wold have seduced him to serve her the same way she did to Kyouya.
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>>154378081
I would agree if this wasn't in 2d.
Aqua's butthole probably smells like purifier water
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how does she get drunk
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>>154379941
Anon she purifies liquids not solids.
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>>154379752
Kazuma best MC confirmed.
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>>154378980
ScumZuma aka CrapZuma aka GayZuma cannot please the goddess with his micropenis. She should ditch this loser and marry me instead.
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>>154379752
Wait come again?

What exactly does she gain by seducing men?
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>>154380794
All the goddesses are whores trying to seduce men to fight wars for them.
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>>154353634
What do you mean did kazuma fap to her and she was fine with it in the LN?
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>>154378881

This is probably what he "saw" >>154380784
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>>154380822
What war? Against the DK?

And I thought Space Australia was just a fantasy realm anyway.
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>>154380861
It's a realm they are losing control over due to Demon King.

The less realms they control, the fewer worshippers they have, is my guess.
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>>154380909
I guess. Just that its quite vague for the premise not that it matters too much I suppose.
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>>154380930
She told you everything you need to know in the beginning.
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>>154380861
EP9 Aqua explained the power of each goddess is determined by the number of followers and intensity of devotion. Aqua has bat shit crazy zealots, no wonder she ranks higher than Eris who fades into the background.

By that logic, if gaining followers is a priority, then all options are on the table incl. seduction. But that theory collapses because Aqua not once tried to seduce ScumZuma or any of her followers. She is like a matriarch who wants the best for her children.
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>>154380967
>because Aqua not once tried to seduce ScumZuma
What the fuck did you think she was doing right there and then?

She is A WHORE
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>>154380967
Yes but she doesn't seduce them so that they become followers (does she?) so the reason of number of followers contributing to the godness powers doesn't really compute here I feel.
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>>154378980
Maybe BLACKED America is special, but 1st world we don't just rape goddesses.
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>>154381033
Giving guidance to a lost lamb. Don't lewd religion please.
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>>154381054
Have you seen Kyouya? He was serving her with everything he got, until he met Kazuma and Aqua.
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>>154381033
She tried to trick him into signing the waiver, not seduction. Kazuma is a virgin, so he creams his pants when a girl is near him.

>>154381054
Aqua is aggressive in her conversion, actually does the field work and encourages her followers to brainwash other people. Eris simply listens and comforts those who voluntarily approach her.
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>>154381121
>Giving guidance to a lost lamb.
>with sexual posing and sexual gestures
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what does aquas piss taste like?
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>>154381154
>virgin, so he creams his pants when a girl is near him.
I take offence to this.
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>>154381189
is that so?
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>>154381179

See >>154374657
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>>154381179
Refreshing water because she purifies everything she touches.
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>>154381154
>She tried to trick him into signing the waiver, not seduction
You guys are so fucking clueless.

There is a hot goddess in front of them, acting like a literal WHORE, and she is begging them for help to fight this evil, bad Demon King.

THAT IS SEDUCTION
And it's encouraging them to fight for her with everything they have.
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>>154375505
>>Kazuma was looking at a wall jacking off
>This is what actually happened.
How would you fap to a goddess who is right next to you and could turn around at any moment? Answer: Place your back to her and turn only your head.
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>>154381314
You must be the easiest person to cuck in the world. Most men have common sense and self-control.
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>>154381403
You're a genius.
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>>154381314
Why does she wear no pantsu? Is she really running around all over the place showing it all off?
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>>154381416
>personal attack because you failed to get the hint yourself
>implying that every man isn't more susceptible to fall for suggestions from girls they take a liking to
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>>154381483
She made them invisible. Kind of like holy magic censorship like we saw in Gabriel.
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>>154381535
Word. Invisible Pantsu. It's the next phenomenon.
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>>154380730
Aqua fucked up with Kazuma.

There is another reason why she has no use for elderly men who died, and she just sends them to heaven, because they can't fight worth shit.
They want strong and young men to fight for them.

But Kazuma is a shitty NEET, with no stamina, no strength, no health, so she didn't think too highly of him, and could afford to take time and make fun of his hilarious circumstances. Which backfired, because he got pissed and dragged her down with him.

I bet you if he was less pathetic, more muscular, and more manly, she would have done a better job and convincing him to fight devoutly for her, like all the others.
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>>154381874
I refuse to believe my waifu has such sinister plans.
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>>154381874
Aqua did nothing wrong. She gave him a fair deal and a chance to reincarnate into a better life. Kazuma is an idiot who overthinks the simple things.
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>>154381915
It's no sinister, she is just playing multi dimension Chess.
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>>154355561
>nothing
I don't know about that and I'm not talking about any specific fetish sort of thing either.
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>>154381938
Those thighs and ass
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>>154381938
Oh shit I realized she wears heels. After almost 2 whole seasons and an OVA.
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>>154382010
She has huge breasts as well. Her entire body is perfection.
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>>154381938
>She gave him a fair deal
Yes, but she also ridiculed him.

Telling him his efforts were for nothing because the girl wasn't in danger, telling him how he wet his pants after death, telling him how the doctors and his family laughed at his corpse.

If she hadn't done had, Kazuma would have just selected some random super weapon, like Kyouya and he others did.
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>>154382132
How would Kono Suba change if instead of Aqua, it was Eris who met him int he afterlife first? What if Kazuma started his party with Eris?

Seeing as the town was full of Eris followers, she could help him start off with some solid gear and cash.
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>>154381172
That's all your imagination.
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>>154382218
Boring.
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>>154382218
>How would Kono Suba change if instead of Aqua, it was Eris who met him int he afterlife first?
He would have picked some broken cheat and would likely never see Eris again
The show itself would be far worse off without Aqua
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>>154382218
>What if Kazuma started his party with Eris?
I don't think he would have done that.
In the beginning Kazuma actually tried to be respectful to her.

It all fell apart because he was riciduled, and she didn't really behave like you normally expect from a deity.
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>>154382297
Maybe but Kazuma has feelings for Eris, she is his heroine. He would fall in love with her instantly and it would become a romcom slice of life.
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>>154382330
>>154382353
You are missing the point. Kazuma wanted something special. Instead of hate what if he wanted Eris to come with him out of love and affection? Either way the heavens would grant him his wish.
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>>154382367
>>154382404
I doubt it. I feel that Kazuma was only into Eris as result of being treated like trash by Aqua.
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Aqua is gonna win the Kazumabowl, first girl wins
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>>154382404
If he liked Eris he wouldn't drag her into a dirty fantasy world with him, that'd be an awful thing to do to a person you just met
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The Thief girl was so cute.

I wish it was a party of
Eris
Thief girl
YunYun
Crusader Kazuma

They would be so much more effective in every situation.
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>>154382477
anon... thief girl is Eris in disguise. technically he molested a goddess in bright daylight.
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>>154382465
I'm so sorry
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>>154382616
Its Megameme isn't it who will win?
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>>154382648
>Its Megameme isn't it who will win?
Pic related
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>>154382572
I didn't know that. She is awesome as hell. That whole scene where she cried in front of the whole guild and telling them Kazuma wanted to display her panties as family heirloom was just to get back at him in front of them.
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>>154382648
Most probably. But Aqui isn't even on the race, neither she nor Kazuma want anything to do with eachother. And that's alright if you are not a dirty self inserter.
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>>154382465
First girl was the girl that Kazuma pushed out of the way of the tractor.
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>>154382955
Good that scumbag doesn't deserve her. I want Aqua to stay pure.
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>>154382572
That's why thief is so flat
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>>154353634
Ive done this to sleeping girls and through my left pocket in class
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>>154383274
>Ive done this to sleeping girls and through my left pocket in class
They knew anon
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>>154381483
Why are you people so against girls showing their genitals to others
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>>154353634
picked the fuck up
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aquafags will be devastated when s3 hits
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>>154384997
Everything will be alright so long as there is delicious sluts and whores.
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>>154385135
Well crimson demons are canonically fine as hell so you've got that to look forward to
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>>154385184
I really just want more rape of Eris. and have Darkness watch in jealousy.
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>>154382101
Her boobs are nothing against lalatina
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>>154385690
>Lalatine

止めろぉぉ!
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>look for the rpgmaker game
>go to a mega folder
>see a lot of porn games instead
>my little sister has godly ass so I did creampie.exe
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>>154379061
Can't blame him, that voice would make anyone lose their boner.
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>>154365973
kek
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>>154382054
did you also realize her hairpin is shaped like a water molecule ?
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>>154353634
>plot twist and Aqua as the goddess of water is actually genderfluid and has a penis
Aqua fag tears will be great when she is announced as a trap.
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>>154388452
>Eris the goddess of deceit is actually a trap
Seems more likely, she already pads her boyish chest
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Why are all the worst girls named aquA
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>>154366431
Divines (Aqua) can have a babies with humans. Greek and Celtic mythology.
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>>154382955
Oh you genre naive bastards
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>>154382218
It would be a Zelda plot.
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>>154388570
>boyish chest
Eris actually has B-cups>>154382477

She isn't completely flat like Megumin.
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>>154388996
Aqua is the goddess we need, Eris is the goddess we deserve.
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>>154358347
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT!!
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>>154355036
I don't drink anymore, but I'd have a glass or two and then stop.

But what's the point of letting her drink? I'm not going to bang a drunk girl.
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Can Aqua not get pregnant since she would just purify the semen that entered her?
That would be a real turn off
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>>154390794
Just impregnate her wile she is a weakened state or something.
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>>154390794
I can perform this experiment for you. I will let you know in a few months about my findings.
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>>154353634
What does Aqua's butt smell like?
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>>154391185
too late dibs
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>>154391218
Distilled water.
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>>154391218
Holy water
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>>154388996
In anime B-cups are flat, especially when the norm are people with D, E, F, G cups.
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>>154391218
Almond butter.
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>>154391218
My dick
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A 40~ page doujin with minimal dialogue, just pure sensual love-making. This needs to be done more often.
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>tfw Kono Suba is the only thing I'm currently watching and enjoying

I need something else /a/, it's great but still I need something else
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>>154392126
Shikishima GunTool is god tier.
His Aqua doujin is a lot better than the Megameme one.
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Remember that she gave him buttjobs too
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>>154392226

Watch Gintama, my dude.
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>>154392703
I want a buttjob/titjob combo from her and Lalatina.
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>>154380784
This image is a type of lewd I have not seen in a long time...
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>>154353634
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
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>>154392126
This one is too out of charater for me to enjoy. The Megumin one is better in that regard.
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>>154392249
>>154393430
We're getting nowhere with this, hopefully he draws versions for other girls too.
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>>154385135
And as long as Aqua keeps the bare ass thing going I'm pretty sure my life is awesome. It's just dat fine ... ass, you know?
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>>154353634
I missed one episode. ONE. And this is what I miss.

How could this happen to me??? I made my mistakes... got nowhere to run...
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>>154394180
You didn't miss aything, because that's false.
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>>154394215
Oh. Thank you Aqua-sama. Praise be.
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>>154394215
This, they were sleeping on hay in a stable, not on some nondescript white floor.
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>>154394268
Goddamnit. That shit is just hot. Fapping to Aqua no-pantsu in a stable. It's fucking... Equis or whatever that one play is where Harry Potter gets naked.
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There are 8 Konosuba threads right now
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>>154380825
When they were sleeping in the stables together he used to fap to her and since she can see perfectly in the dark she just turned the other way whenever she heard him start rustling.
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>>154393762
pic related is good, hope it gets translated
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>>154394530
...
Light novel been translated? Cause I want it.
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>>154395288
Nevermind, just looked it up. So got to read that.
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>>154386492
why are you not sharing then
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>>154395441
he's too busy try to remove the trojan from his computer
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>>154395666
Thanks Satan.
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>>154395144
Oooh, where?
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>>154387058
Are you fucking with me?
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>>154387058
Fucking delete this you heathen
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>>154392126
Damn. This guy isn't joking. That's a whole lot of sensual love. No story, no dialogue, just straight up goddess F-ing.
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>>154387058
> the voice
Anon, do you like it when men put stuff in your butt?
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>>154392226
Akiba's Trip is the hidden gem of the season.
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Why is aqua suddenly relevant
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>>154397524
Hipsterism
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>>154394530
I thought he was just fapping, not to her specifically.
I dudn't even think she realized what he was doing judging by her reaction.
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>>154385261
>>154382477
you're wearing spats you silly woman. You're not supposed to wear panties under them.
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>>154356313
Name?
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>>154382465
Aqua will win only for comedy rage
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>>154387862
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>>154353634
>not getting fully naked knowing that any second Aqua could wake up and discover your shame, making the thrill of the fap much greater
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Anyone got a gif/webm of Kazuma throwing the soap on the ground in a loop?
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>>154400806
I would like to see this.
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>>154400029
Eris uses triple layered protection to guard her virginity.

I want to corrupt her so badly.
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>>154391218
Brass instrument water.
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>>154355891
It self-cleans from inside out though.
Meaning if chick don't wash it from the outside - it reeks af.
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>>154391218
the rusty water that you can find at the bottom of a fridge's motor cooling thing
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>>154355036
Of course I would, even if it were completely platonic with no chance of anything happening. Aqua is a literally god-tier drinking buddy.

going from drinking buddy to fuck buddy would just be an incredible bonus

>>154373094
>canonically

In what canon is this? She wears panties in the LN and they never talk about the nopan in the anime.

The only canon nopan in the LNs are Chris and Megumin when Kazuma steals theirs.

>>154381535
That's from a fan comic, not canon.

>>154381874
>>154381938
>>154382132
You guys talk like Kazuma is useless.

That couldn't be further from the truth. He's an extremely effective fighter and an excellent party leader. He carries the fuck out of one of Axel's top parties early in the series, and later on he curbstomps a whole palace full of elite guards. Everybody he's ever teamed up with has tried to talk him into quitting his party and joining theirs.

He only really gets owned by a normal enemy once, and it was the result of overconfidence.
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This is going to sound weird so I apologize, but do we ever get to see Megumin's bare feet? Any good shots?
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>>154406287
You have one of the most common fetishes out there and this is 4chan, so no, it doesn't sound weird.

I don't have an answer for you, though, since I don't pay attention to those kinds of things. Especially since Konosuba caters so well to my raging nopan fetish...
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>>154374227
..... Crash Fever?
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>>154353634
Further proof that she's a bro
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>>154381179
If she purifies all water she touches, then that means she doesn't even need to piss since there are no waste products for her to excrete
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>>154406184
to be fair to the last three you quoted aqua could only go by what she knew of his real life at that point, where kazuma was totally useless
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>>154399752
>>154396431
>>154391185
its so fucking annoying how much ASS she shows everywhere. its not sexy and its so small that its not appealing.
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>>154406545
That's true, I guess.

However, in a way there's some logic to choosing a NEET who's spent his life playing vidya to go be a hero in a world with vidya rules. Had Kazuma not been pissed off he probably could've come up with an excellent cheat item, better than some fuccboi like Mitsurugi for sure, and even without that he managed to become a very powerful adventurer thanks to ideas he got from games and anime.
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>>154394412
So?
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>>154406632
a huge factor in his success was his luck stat though and I'm not sure but I don't think it's possible for her to know that beforehand, and it really wasn't evident by his real life
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>>154406184
>He's an extremely effective fighter and an excellent party leader.
Let's see, he curb stomped a bunch of snow spirits that couldn't attack back. Bravooo!
Ohhh, he also killed some jumping cabbages! Bravo!

He killed a bunch of shitty frogs who gets petrified as soon as they have something in the mouth and can't fight back. Bravo!
He sits back in the distance and snipes some lizards. Bravo!
He went down to a dungeon and let Aqua defeat off the undead while he was hiding behind her. Wow!

Let's get real for a moment, this anime sucks dicks on the fighting department. It's all about the jokes and the character interactions and the villain interactions.
It's never going to have its focus on the animated fights like Dungeon ni Deai, or Grimgar.
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>>154407039
Read the LNs and see how wrong you are.
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>>154407039
his post mostly refers to the ln so he's referring to stuff like the party swap I assume
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>>154407067
In any case, the anime adaption doesn't intent to focus on the fight scenes.

That simply isn't where they put the priority.
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>>154407080
The party swap and also the masked thief parts.

>>154407085
Yeah, I don't disagree on that.

That said, Kazuma's true ability doesn't need much in the way of fight animation or anything, what makes him great is his skill/magic synergy and tactics.
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>>154407363
Kazuma has to literally carry his party. Darkness is a rock, Megumin's a one-shot, and Aqua's half of both.
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>>154392126
>>154396431

My heart. Why don't people do this more often.

>>154393430
Not completely. I can totally see Aqua being like this during love-making when her maternal and loving instincts take over.
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>>154407863
I see Aqua as more of the "wooo hoooo this is fun" type, but I get where you're coming from too.
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>>154396431
I love stuff like that.

Hopefully there will be some Eris stuff in the future, because I would love to nail her hard all day every day so she couldn't have any time taking care of her world.
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>>154381066

It helps to remember her physical stats are way above his. The moment he tries anything, she could just bearhug him to death.

Followed afterwards by resurrection, of course.
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>>154399846
Well, you are faping in a world without internet and you have the exposed cunt of a goddess at 50cm of you

Is not rocket science
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>>154396431
This guy's doujins are awesome. His Megumin one is good too, but his style definitely suits Aqua. I hope he'll do Darkness too, and can only dream that he'll do Chris.

Speaking of doujins and Darkness, anybody read this one? It's great.
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>>154406287
Only posting official shit, there probably is way more on doujin/fanart
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>>154406287
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>>154409101
Which Crimsons are these? I think the one on the left (bottom) is Megumin but I'm not sure about the others.
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>>154406287
this is not spam
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I want to beat those kids that were stoning darkness
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>>154409169
Komekko
Yunyun
Megumin
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>>154409239
Oh, that makes sense. They all look the damn same with their hair down and without their accessories/outfits.

I figured the middle one was Yunyun but you can't see her tits so I wasn't sure.
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>>154409169
Middle one is Yun yun, botton must be Komekko, and top Megumin, if that's the case I fucked up and posted Komekko's feet instead of Megumin's
Sorry.
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>>>154406287
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>>154409311
Wait, is Darkness really that muscular in her torso?
That is such a huge turn off.

And to think I used to want to fuck this fuck silly until I saw this image.
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>>154406287
loli megumeme
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>>154409399
I think that one is edited, but I have never seen the original.
She didn't look like that in S1, and she is looking pretty soft in S2.

>>154406287
reposting this one beacuse I posted an ant sized version before. Seems this is the last barefoot Megumeme I have.
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>>154353634
>those short as fuck upper legs

Ruins the whole thing
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>>154409877
Thigns are not supposed to be all that long anon, they're proportionate in the pic.
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>>154387862
No fucking way
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>>154409901
In proper anatomy they are supposed to be the same length or slightly shorter than the lower legs, anon. Those are way too short.
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>>154409935
>>154409877
Its the angle.
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>worshiping a false goddess
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>>154410042
>>154409935
It is actually short.
Red line is ~258 pixels from hip to knee.
Blue line is ~320 pixels from knee to foot.
~20% difference in length.
Measuring myself:
Hip to knee 40cm.
Knee to foot 48cm.
~17% difference in length.

idk anons, that seems like an acceptable margin to me.
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>>154410167
>short
*shorter.
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>>154410167
It's the perspective (though you drew the red line wrong, the bone goes along the "top" of the upper leg, not down diagonally like that, diagonal makes it seem longer). If you look at the other leg, you see it's the right size, only the top one looks weird.
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>>154410082
I also want to impregnate Eris.
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>>154410167
>>154410177
>>154410042
>>154409935
>>154409877
>>154409901

Holy shit you guys, Of all the things to consider and talk about in that pic, you focus instead on the length ratio of her thighs and legs.
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>>154410274
Now-now, don't act all surprised.
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>>154410274
what else is there to talk about?
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>>154410214
>the bone goes along the "top" of the upper leg
You're telling me the rest is meat?
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Am I the only one finding Kazuma's bully attitude annoying? He's a fun dude and all, but he treats the other girls of the cast is rather annoying considering he's a worthless waste of human being. It's probably my fault for waifufagging in a comedy show
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>>154410328
Shut up Mitsurugi, get back to mining.
You're shit without your sword.
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>>154410363
Mitsurugi never got his sword back? So he's legit leveling up without a cheat item?
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>>154410389
idk, I'm filthy secondary.
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>>154410321
Feel your own legs anon, the bone is very near the top, there's about 4-5x more meat on the underside.
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>>154410167
Yeah, sure, if you completely ignore that there should be foreshortening in this image and pretend that her legs are depicted directly side-on.
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>>154410408
>Feel your own legs anon
>own
Specifying that was unnecessary.
But I see.
I can't get a good feel on the bone from the top either though, if only near the kneecap.
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>>154410167
AUTISM
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I
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M
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Doesn't this technically count as worship?
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>>154410409
I am a simple man: I see a pic - I count pixels.
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>>154410480
can't have you feeling up other people's legs.
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>>154410513
>can't have
>other people's
>legs
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>>154410495
it's why she was fine with it. more power to her.
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>>154410534
Following that logic releasing AV video Shieldbro? would drastically increase her powerlevel.
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>>154410480
>I can't get a good feel on the bone from the top either though, if only near the kneecap.
There's more muscle on the top the closer you get to the hip, but you still have more stuff above than below, unless you have some very weird training that got your top muscle really buff and the rest stayed normal.
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>>154410238
That's not eris.
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>>154410274
is it your first day here ?
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>>154410575
>more stuff above than below,
I meant other way around, of course.
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>>154410573
Worship is worship, can't be helped...
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>>154410533
Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you. Why don't you just ask somebody to feel up their legs?
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>>154410606
No I just have autism.
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>>154410534
>>154410573
>>154410612
>yfw all popular contemporary AV actress
>Are actually Erises who're having fun in mortal realm
>Or deities who're losing power and are desperate enough for any kind of worship
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>>154410682
So Zeus is Ron Jeremy or some shit?
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>>154410682
Wouldn't they look better if that were the case?
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>>154410682
All the past pantheons needed to find a new way to sustain their existence after their past religions fizzled out. Just imagine the things.
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>>154410755
The good looking ones are the Aphrodite's and Ishtars
The bad looking ones are the Heras
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>>154410723
Zeus obviously is doing beast stuff and other weird shit like that.
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>>154410796
B-but Zeus is a guy
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>>154410830
>>154410796
>Zeus is a horsefucker and probably /mlp/
At last I truly see
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>>154410830
You wouldn't be bothered by that if you had a chance.
>>154410782
Hera was supposed to depict everything there is about marriage.
So I assume she should look alluring while being royal bitch personality-wise.
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>>154407085
if thats the case im gonna be so mad about vol 6
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>>154410830
I mean, as the animals, though god's can be shapeshifters, you think gender would stop them? Being cute girls would get them more worshipers so I think that how most of them would go.
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>>154410883
I think we're onto something here.
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>>154410869
>Hera was supposed to depict everything there is about marriage.
>So I assume she should look alluring while being royal bitch personality-wise.
No, Hera was supposed to represent marriage, the actual custom and contract of marriage. Isis across the Med represented your perfect waifu and mother of your children. Aphrodite represented the slut down the road who fucked everything that moved, even *gasp* mortal horndogs who yelled SUCK MY DICK at the sky, but was so hot that you didn't care.
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>>154410495
You know, that's actually a good question, and fits right in with my earlier theory that Aqua is real and Konosuba is a bid to gain more followers in our world.
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>>154410914
The waifus. The waifus are former gods!
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>>154410922
>yelled SUCK MY DICK at the sky
>got Goddess blowjob
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>>154410943
Did you watch me!me!me! ?
What if waifus and hentaifus are actually worship proxies for deities or demons?
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>>154410977
>Did you watch me!me!me! ?
Did anyone not?
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>>154410953
Hephastus, Aphrodite's husband and also literally THE only guy who didn't get a piece of her ass, poor guy, set up a magic net once to catch people trying to sleep with Aphrodite. The net caught other gods, a few monsters, and a bunch of mortals.
Also fun fact - Aphrodite is technically an ara-ara to Zeus and gang. She was born after Kronos cut off Ouranos' cock and threw it onto the ocean, so she's actually of the same generation as the Titans. Any time Aphrodite fucks a god, she's actually pulling a wanna /ss/
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>>154411002
>>154410977
>>154410943
>>154410914
>>154410682
What if they subtly guided us towards semi-conductors and networks, knowing that 30% of what we will use those for would be porn, so they can live off the worship?
Hundreds of millions of people everyday perform those religious rituals.
I mean it's 2D and in a frame, almost like an icon.
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>>154411032
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>>154411032
>Any time Aphrodite fucks a god, she's actually pulling a wanna /ss/
So is Aphrodite/humans grannie porn?
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RARATINA DAUSTIFODO
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>>154411095
No, because the divine and the mortal differ in type and not degree. Mortals have nothing to do with the gods, they're like, fruit flies or something compared to humans.
Poseiden had kids with Gaia aka the fucking Earth before though, and Gaia is the wife of Ouranos (the Sky, so Kronos i.e. Time cut off the Sky's dick and tossed it into the sea).
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>>154403587
Brap?
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I feel so bad for YunYun.

Why don't they just kick out Megumin and take Yun Yun in instead? ;_;
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>>154411182
Magumin AOE is better.
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>>154411210
So she can just find another party if she is better.

YunYun is desperate for friends ;_;
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>>154411243
It's a shitty sadness gag
I hate sadness gags
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>>154411182
Mmm... Chocolat pig.

So season 3 confirmed or just never ever?
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>>154411243
Kazuma wants AOE and Megumin flatchest.
If he takes Yunyun in - they will bicker endlessly, eating away at his patience.
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>>154411074
Is it weird that the thought of worshipping a 2D goddess makes me more content with life than just about anything ever has?

If I could know for certain that Aqua were real and become a member of her cult, I feel like I could be a much happier person. I'm not even an Aqua waifu-ist, I just like the idea of worshipping somebody like her, it's so damn comfy.

Heh, I wonder how Natsume would feel if an actual religion grew out of her silly light novel.
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>>154411270
We'll have another end card, but its Vanir announcing it this time so that they have an excuse if it doesnt really happen.
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>>154411298
But what if evil manipulative semen-demons are on the other side of hentaifu imagery instead of cute Aqua?
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>>154409399
Are you retarded or something?

Its obviously edited
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>>154411345
Then they need to step up their game and start giving us lewd made to order succ dreams.

Come to think of it, I've been having an abnormally high number of lewd dreams since I joined the Axis cult...
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>>154411345
You can tell when demons are behind it, by noticing who the worst girl worshipers are.
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>>154411377
>what is lucid dreaming
Although time and patience required to train that skill.
And also actual intimate experience that can be projected into the dream.
>>154411390
But demons are known to disguise themselves as angels of light!
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>>154411424
I had a lucid dream once, I was so depressed when I woke up involuntarily. Never again.
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>>154411377
> step up their game
No need, quality over quantity.
Hundreds of millions of people "pray" to porn on LCD altars every day.
>>154411464
I tried to, but my hands always look fucking creepy so I dropped it there.
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>>154411482
>quality over quantity
The other way around obviously.
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Oh my god. These Aquafags are aggressive, intrusive, and they false flag and spit on the name of Eris, they are just really fucking horrible religion.

In comparison, Eris followers are such a friendly bunch.
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>>154411322
>Vanir announcing
Vanir would bathe in delicious despair of many
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>>154411345
Even better.
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>>154411424
>But demons are known to disguise themselves as angels of light!
Yeah but to the detriment of their followers. When you catch sight of an awful waifufag who's life is reduced to shitposting, you know he worships a demon.
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>>154353634
did she fart?
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>>154411541
Why is she touching herself the entire time through
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>>154411424
You know, it's weird. I had my first "intimate experience" over 10 years ago, and yet it was only a week or two ago that I had my first ever dream in which I actually did it.

Not that it was particularly good - first I realized that I had no idea what her name was, then my parents walked in on us, and then I woke up sweating with terror at the thought that I'd come inside without protection (and the nonsense relief when I realized that I'd woken up with clean underwear so I couldn't have possibly gotten her pregnant), but it WAS right after I'd read the appropriate Konosuba LN and decided that the Axis Cult sounded pretty nice.
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>>154411541
But they do not love you like God do anon.
They're merely pretending to get your life force.
Actually they resent you like a useless mortal meatbag only good for "feeding" them.
Also most of them are several hundred years of old or older.
>>154411551
Maybe demons just won a worship contest against his waifu, who is actually an angel.
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>>154411590
>Actually they resent you
No, demons don't resent humans, demons are apathetic. Malevolence doesn't imply hatred.
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>>154411579
Succubus dess.
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>>154411579
Why do they do the whole lewd thing in general? They're just giving the guys dreams that have nothing to do with the succ themselves, they could wear business suits or, hell, full plate armor and do their jobs just as effectively.

I'd rather have the succs then the dreams, if you ask me. I'm damn jealous of that bastard Vanir, and yet he doesn't even want them...
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I would tell her about my sinful masturbation habits, if you know what I mean...
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>>154411697
It's probably literally in their genes, they feel like shit without acting lewdly for a while.
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>>154411697
>I'd rather have the succs then the dreams
I mean I'm sure that can be arranged, the entire point is that they're willing to give you the succ WITHOUT killing you or shaving 10 years off your life this time

>I'm damn jealous of that bastard Vanir, and yet he doesn't even want them...
He's an archdevil / king of hell. He can probably fuck the OG Lilith.
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>>154411607
Well kind of like Jews: nothing personal, but they only want your money and don't really care what will happen to you.
So hooking people up on "worship" can't really be considered "good".
Drug dealers might not even care about users, but they still distrubute and reap the profit.
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>>154411697
It's advertising.
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>>154411697
They're a place that sells sexual relief, so the entire point is to make you feel stronger sexual desire. This way, you're more likely to buy instead of just browse, and more likely to buy the more expensive, top-of-the-line succubi's services. Do you even business?
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It begs the question what would you take with you?
According to Aqua you can take any Power/item from any form of media with you.

Now you could easily make yourself OP beyond belief by giving yourself something like Logan's regeneration or something from DMC. but where's the fun in that?

Personally I think I'd pick a power because you could end up loosing/breaking your Item. Maybe something like Guts Strength?
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>>154411835
>>154411883
Damn, good point.

I wonder how many customers go in there and end up requesting the succ who is helping fill their forms out, and also how the succs in question react to that. (Since they actually seem like pretty normal people.)
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>>154411915
>Logan's regeneration
Anon where the FUCK is your imagination? did you know that the Lord's omnipotence is a power?
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>>154411915
The best "cheat" is a race change.
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>>154411915
I'll take accelerator's vector control, it seems fun and overpowered
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>>154411966
>Lords Omnipotence
>form of media
Udungoofed
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>>154411915
I've thought about this and I'd actually go with an insane crafting ability. Something along the lines of being able to make masterwork versions of any item I want, even with subpar materials.

Given that, I could make myself some enchanted guns, the only weapons I'm actually competent with, along with stat-boosting gear, and then gather a party and make gear for them too. I'd also never have money trouble because I could just make high-quality gear and sell it.
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>>154411915
Can't I just have Featherine's powers or something? DM priv. is pretty bullshit. Also, Logan is shit tier.

>>154412019
>writing
>not a form of media
Anon I
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>>154412024
>enchanted guns
You assume they have gunpowder or the ability to make Brass. Machining metal takes tools anon.
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>>154412007
>vector control
That's how idiots propagate false myths.
Better power are intuitive aptitude.
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>>154356313
Source?
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>>154411915
Shapeshifting.
So I can loot isekai strongest monster corpses and simulate their body parts and tissue to make myself stronger.
Also to GB and whore myself out in my free time.
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>>154412096
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>>154412064
With insane crafting ability you'll have internet in like 5 years anon.
Where is your imagination?
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>>154412131
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>>154412007
Flowerhead ability of controlling temperature is based.
If only it was higher level.
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>>154412096
No, vector control is omnipotence (not metaomnipotence, but still omnipotence). Remember that from a mathematical point of view, vectors are basically just a set of numbers. From a physical point of view, they're nothing but a set of canonical coodinates, and canonical coodinates can have ANYTHING as their compnents as long as they're unrelated. You can have 'the length of my penis' as a component of a defined vector, and since you can control it, you can now change the size of your penis.
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>>154412096
>intuitive aptitude
What does that even mean?
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>>154412178
not him but
>you can now change the size of your penis.
As a >>154412131 shapeshifter this is something I can and probably would do on a daily basis.
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>>154412102
>>154400082
>>154410285
https://exhentai.org/g/929571/ff80e2b00d/
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>>154412153
I think you misunderstand the lmit of crafting. Crafting isn't engineering. Crafting is the ability to create something out of materials present. It limits you to what they have in the world.

You fucking IDIOT
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>>154412198
Yeah, but you can also change the brightness of the sun, the number of sexy women who want your dick, and your natural lifespan.
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>>154412178
Magic doesn't have vector.
You'd be dead by the first insta-death spell.
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>>154412219
>Magic doesn't have vector
Wrong, you can define a vector for magic. Vectors are defineable. Accelerator doesn't control vectors, he controls velocities. Kamachi is just retarded so he calls it vector control.
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>>154412215
>Crafting is the ability to create something out of materials present.
>It limits you to what they have in the world.
You assume periodical table of elements is fundamentally different in that Isekai or something?
I fail to see how a toplvl Crafter won't be able to start with his bare hand and finish with FTL few years later.
The basic elements are there and he have insane crafting level to expedite the process greatly.
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>>154412064
More like it takes a white man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVV4xeWBIxE
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>>154412262
Because FTL isn't crafting. It's not even engineering. Engineering is like the physical laborer's version of physics, which is like the watered down version of mathematics. A crafter doesn't understand engineering, physics, or mathematics, he can just make a mean kitchen table.
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>>154412293
>he says when guns were invented by the Chinese
???
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>>154412245
>you can define a vector for magic
With elemental based magic.
Not for the effect of it.
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>>154412326
>Not for the effect of it.
...no you dumbass, I can easily define "amount of people who can use magic" as a component of my vector and set it to zero.
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>>154412218
>brightness of the sun
Why would I need that?
I don't even need oxygen to breath.
>number of sexy women who want your dick
Pheromone glands.
>natural lifespan
I expect to be immortal due to cellular structure of shapeshifter.
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>>154412301
>make a mean kitchen table.
Or a magical flying fortress at lvl100.
Which can go in space.
And achieve FTL.
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>>154411915
CHIM
I'll alter reality just enough to make death not an issue and enjoy the journey as it comes.
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>>154412314

???
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>>154412375
Shapeshifting is useful, but vector control aka omnipotence is better because I can do everything shapeshifting does and more.

>>154412389
That's not how crafting works
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>>154412357
>amount of people who can use magic" as a component of my vector
You can't.
That's not how vectors work.
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>>154412429
>but vector control aka omnipotence
IDDQD and IDKFA IRL or in Isekai is a good way to get yourself bored to death and turn into an evil fuck though.
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>>154412441
>that's not how vectors work
Yes, it is. There is literally nothing stopping me, mathematically, from drawing up a demented coodinate system that uses "number of people who can use magic" as one of its axes. In mathematics vectors have 'direction', but 'direction' doesn't need to be a physically meaningful direction. In fact, no direction in pure mathematics is physically meaningful to begin with since the whole point of mathematics is that it's technically divorced from reality.


>>154412471
You can't be bored because you can define yourself to be un-bored :^)
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>>154412501
You fail physics anon.
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>>154412538
>you fail physics anon
Go back to high school. Vector spaces can have arbitrary units assigned to them, the reason people tend to use euclidian or otherwise meaningful vectors is because, well, they're fucking meaningful.
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>You can't be bored because you can define yourself to be un-bored
I still don't want that.
Pretty sure I can be content with shapeshifting.
Reversibly becoming a monster and fucking some village girls on their berry runs in a forest was always my dream.
I would also GB and play lost loli on a highway to run into bandits who would do lewd things to me.
Whatever my opponent is - I can always assume opposite sex form of his species and fuck him after I defeated him to establish dominance.
I would also probably false-flag by pitting shitty states together and support some dictator I would fancy.
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>>154412064
Oh, I'm fully aware of the realities, my background is in metal fabrication.

That's what makes it an OP god ability. I can make perfect brass out of the roughest bits of copper and zinc and then form perfect cases by hitting a sheet with a hammer and punch. I can carve a perfect receiver with a file in the space of a few minutes. In terms of more normal Fantasy Australia weapons, I can take some shitty iron ore and some dry leaves and turn it into an incredible sword made of M390 or S110V or whichever modern supersteel.

The ability, of course, also includes enchanting, because it's a [Creating Items] ability and not a [Smithing] ability. That means I don't even need to bother with gunpowder, I can simply enchant cartridges with blast magic, or even create a firearm that uses magic to propel caseless bullets. I could also do broken things like the old Elder Scrolls trick of using multiple <Reduce MP Usage> items, so if I were with Megumin, for example, I could give her a bunch of stuff that makes Explosion "free" to use and therefore would let her cast it as much as she wanted.

>>154412215
This assumes that the world follows real principles, but Konosuba's doesn't. It works on video game rules, and is therefore quite exploitable. It's somewhat similar to how in Skyrim, by using a combination of enchanting, potions, and smithing, you can create a cycle in which you boost each skill to insane levels. (For those who don't know, the basic idea is you use a <fortify alchemy> item to make a stronger <fortify enchanting> potion, use that potion to make a stronger <fortify alchemy> item, and repeat ad nauseum, until you're able to make <fortify smithing> items and potions that let you make, say, a sword that does 1000 damage when the normal limit is 100.)

With the rules of my [Creating Items] god skill, I'd be able to bypass any such process and simply make anything I wanted, and I'd additionally ensure that I could do it with whatever materials I had.
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>>154412610
The problem is that you're immortal as a shapeshifter and sooner or later you'll exhaust your imagination, at which point you'll die.
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>>154412577
Can you set a mass as a vector?
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>>154412643
>you die after exhausting all your depraved fantasies and power-play schemes
Why would I be against it at this point?
Even as immortal shapeshifter I'd probably build a huge tomb and go to sleep from time to time for few thousands of years.
Then wake up and look around what's different.
Maybe someday I won't set timer to wake up because I'll be content with my life.
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>>154412666
No, because mass is a scalar, but you can set <mass, universal gravitational constant, circumference of my anus> as a vector, with its unit of magnitude defined as a Splorgh, if it would be a meaningless vector with a meaningless defined unit.
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>>154412709
Or rather, "mass of my left eyeball", since mass is just a property without a subject otherwise.
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>>154412709
Precisely. Magic is the same thing.
Go to /tg/ and learn a few things about fantasy Australia.
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>>154412883
Bitch I was on /tg/ since moot kicked 40k there, magic itself isn't a vector, neither is the number of people who can use magic, but that doesn't mean that 'the number of people who can use magic' can't be made into a vector.
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>>154412709
No matter how right you are, though, you aren't correct.
The reason is that your version of vector control is dumb and boring.
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post megumemes
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>>154412641
>multiple <Reduce MP Usage> items
>Megumin
>Explosion "free" to use
>cast it as much as she wanted.
Then build a crude spaceship with hugeass blastshield instead of thrusters and have Megumin [Explosion] the shit out of it continuously.
Achieve FTL.
Expore space.
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>>154412963
t. Emiya Shirou
Your ideals are shit and led to you being BLACKED.
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I think Kazuma is commander-type character.
Because he's a leader of a party.

Also: what do you anons think of male Valkyries?
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>>154412970
post megumins and aquas
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>>154412937
>the number of people who can use magic' can't be made into a vector.
Yes it does.
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>aqua purifies everything
>except booze
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>>154413053
Pretty decent combination anon
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>>154413071
Accelerator doesn't have vector control as a power, and Imagine Breaker seems to be metaphysical in nature as it's a universal backup drive, which obviously can't exist within the universe proper.
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>>154412215
How could happen to meeeee??
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>>154413087
She can tune her purification however she wants.
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>>154413127
Can she purify my mind of all the degeneracy forever?
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>>154413149
No. In that case Kazuma would be a lot more boring.
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>>154413084
What blasphemy is this?
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>>154413087
Booze is the purest.
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