Technically he is a vampire, right? So his child with Hitagi

But Hanekawa would be totally fine with a half-vampire child.

>>154349398
>In Owari she promised to dump Araragi for a better match and it's a good reason to find someone else.
I dunno how people keep misinterpreting that scene considering she explains what she means in the exact same scene. That was her talking about how she doesn't believe that any person is perfect/destined to be with another person and that a relationship is something that needs to be worked at, and that if Araragi ever stopped working at it on his end she'd dump him. That applies to her as well and she goes on to say that both she & Shinobu have chosen him over everyone else.

>>154349844
You are probably right. But it doesn't change anything. She will drop him like Shinobu did with The First. Araragi's karma.

>>154349990
Musubi shows that they'll keep crawling back to each other regardless of what happens though, for better or worse.

>>154350193
It's not a healthy relationship.

>>154350280
this

>>154350280
I don't think either of them could be in a healthy relationship without massively changing aspects of themselves though.

>>154350486
And it will be even worse after a marriage. Each new break up will be more and more hurtful.

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Araragi will outlive every person he know and end up with bat.
>Unless he abandon bat

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>>154350574
crab's alright as some young love sort of fling, but cat's for wifing and settling with

araragi's an idiot and misses out on the stability and happiness both of them would have if he chose cat instead

>>154349398

> Technically he is a vampire right?

Not really he's like 1/4 vampire at best most of the time. so it'd end up making his kid like, 1/16 vampire or some shit, though I imagine it's more likely to just not affect it at all.

>>154351350

> Araragi will outlive every person he knows

That's still basically just speculation, and considering that we see him age pretty normally in Hana, I doubt he'll have a really long lifespan.

At best he'll probably live to like, 130 or something.

>>154351640
>At best he'll probably live to like, 130 or something
that still means he'll outlive everyone he knows

Also doesn't the whole dying and going to hell part totally purify him of being a vampire (Not happend in anime yet, only novels).

>>154351496

Cat is so insane she birthed two monsters and is currently leading a communist jihad.

Stable she ain't.

>>154349398
that implies crab is pregnant with HIS child.

>>154351967
Exactly, the father is clearly Kaiki.

>>154351673

Maybe, this is Monogatari, and lots of people he knows are either immortal or likely to have longer lifespans

Like I can see Cat somehow living very long, being she permanently took two oddities into herself. I doubt with all the crazy stuff Nisio has planned for her. She won't have an easy life or pleasant death, I predict.

Plus Hachikuji is a goddess, Yotsugi is a familiar that can get a new master, and even if Tsukihi died, he'd probably meet the next host somehow of the Cuckoo. And now we have all these Monster Girl co-workers.

But more importantly, Araragi himself might not wish to outlive the people around him, I feel Nisio is going to make a turning point for him and Hitagi's relationship, especially if kids come into the picture.

>>154351800
He restored his connection with Kissshot

>>154352021
Or maybe random black guy.

>>154351938

>jihad

No, people felt threatened because she seems to be able to establish peace talks at a rapid pace. Its like everything else in her life, people feel threatened that she is too good at what she does. The criminal label is a sham.

>>154352166
Did Senjou move to the Americas or Western Europe?

Kissshot should be in teen form to give birth. It's a shame. Araragi will never allow it in the near future. Too moralfag to let her eat humans again.

>>154351938
Cat is pretty nuts when you think about it. Always the quiet ones.

>>154349398
>child
>hitagi
Ahahaha this poor anon

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>>154349398
Friendly reminder that Araragi is only allowed to make love with Hanekawa

>>154354584

She isn't normal, but currently she tries to help Math and make the world a better place through peace talks in dangerous countries.

I'd say she is fine. Blame the cunts who try to make her an international felon.

>>154352099
Ah kk,, not everything translated and haven't read up on it all so ok thanks.

>>154351496
>araragi's an idiot and misses out on the stability and happiness both of them would have if he chose cat instead
Why do people still say this after Musubi? Even if Araragi disregarded everything about not wanting to enter a relationship where both halves couldn't see each other as equals, they wouldn't have been happy. They want to live completely different and incompatible lifestyles.

>>154355129
Not really currently helping math, Sodachi cut ties with her after the second break up and the last time she helped Sodachi was before college, though Sodachi was tired of her 'stalking' even later.

In the end she erased herself, and probably isn't in contact with anyone else from the cast.

>>154358425
I hope we will never see het again.

>>154358473
They pretty much set her and Koyomi up to have conflict in the future.

>>154358513
No. He is a local cop. She is an international criminal.

>>154358606
No, Sodachi was annoyed how he was ahead of her being a national government official instead of a local employee like her. That conversation also happened while he was almost moving away from Naoetsu.

>>154358513

It would be pretty retarded if he actually tried to arrest her when it's obviously orders from corrupt officials.

And if he did do it, he'd likely have a nervous breakdown right after because he sent his savior to prison when she was actually doing good in the world. Imagine the talk he would have with Hitagi over it at home.

That would be the one thing he would likely be willing to resign from the force for if he got an order to arrest her.

>>154349398
since he has regenerative abilities
does that mean his sperm is 100% likely to get girls pregnant since it won't die

>>154358513
Only people who didn't actually read the novel believe this.

>>154350280
Literally no one in Monogatari has a healthy relationship with one another. Nisio's entire literary career is based around writing unhealthy relationships between unhealthy people.

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>>154359178
What about monkey and higasa? They never showed anything unhealthy about those.

In a related matter, is Kizu3 really not going to show in Los Angeles? Kizu2 was shown in two places in LA. The theater I usually go to showed every Madoka movie and Kizu1/2, but they've been quiet on Kizu3.

>>154359178
Snail and Araragi are good friends.

>>154352087
>Araragi himself might not wish to outlive the people around him
So what happens with bat? She's the one he wants to die with after all.

>>154359232
I actually forgot Higasa exists bc she's such a minor character. But if she ever became a main character, she'd turn out to have some freakish trait and develop an obsessive relationship with someone in the span of a single novel.

>>154359278

They also sexually assault each other on a regular basis.

>>154359407
When it's mutual, that's just called flirting.

>>154359407
That's how you know their friendship is real.

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>>154359239
Aniplex says they are adding LA theaters by the end of this week. My guess is that they are too pre-occupied getting ready for Sword Art Movie this weekend.

>>154349398
It's not that Araragi is not a vampire, just a very weak one.

>>154359749

Much thanks, anon.

>>154352087
>But more importantly, Araragi himself might not wish to outlive the people around him, I feel Nisio is going to make a turning point for him and Hitagi's relationship, especially if kids come into the picture.
>But more importantly, Araragi himself might not wish to outlive the people around him
The reason this would ''probably'' never happen is because this would mean that Araragi would die before Shinobu.

Think for a minute anon. If Araragi dies, Shinobu regains her vamparic nature and thus becomes fucking immortal. This would bring her back into the live she hated so much and made her suicdal to begin with. And after having read Kabuki, Mail and Owari the two have had multipile chances to break their connection and achieve that so called happy ending. They have both refused to seperate at all chances.

It's not happening.

>>154359947
Yeah pretty much this

>>154359947

That is mostly because people have given him an easy pass out. And even then, he almost killed himself and left Shinobu high and dry to save Ougi, so there you go. Shinobu should give the kitty class pres a pat on the back for saving the day.

As I said, this is Nisio we are talking about, Shinobu is not gonna get the free pass forever, and Araragi is gonna have to make a decision. They have been setting it up the entire series.

>>154360241
>Shinobu is not gonna get the free pass forever, and Araragi is gonna have to make a decision
Yes, Araragi going to have to make a decision, but that decision will never be to seperate from Shinobu. That is something Niso has made crystal clear.

>>154360549
Then go full vampire right before dying of old age, kill kiss-shot, become human again and die from old age.

>>154360616
You are trying to hard.

>>154360686
I just got into that conversation, just pointed a reasonable solution. The equivalent of the suicide pact. If Nisio deals with that, it won't be Araragi living forever, it's just delaying the inevitable forever.

>>154359178

Despite how they look, Cat and Crab have a normal friendship. See the commentaries. I see nothing but healthy there.

>>154362261
>I see nothing but healthy there.
Their relationship is between gay at times though especially Hitagi.

>>154362261
Crab venerates Cat in commentaries, though she might not have been serious there.

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>>154349398
Only Hanekawa can take the big vampire cock

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Crab's wet dreams

>>154360686
It's a decent way to handle it if they're both dead set on fulfilling their promise to die together.

>>154359044
mindblown

>>154360241
>he almost killed himself and left Shinobu high and dry to save Ougi
That was a symbolic action to indicate that he's going to value his own life more, in part for Shinobu's sake- the exact opposite of what you were implying.

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>>154366729
> in part for Shinobu's sake

>>154366478

Is there a reason why turning any girl into a pedophile automatically makes her 100x better?

>>154366805
It's her son from Araragi.

>>154360549
>>154360616
Oshino might be the key of cutting ties between araragi and shinobu. So that araragi could live as truly human again. If he retains status quo with shinobu undoubtedly he will have longer lifespan (since in Tsukimonogatari he's vampirism is increasing).
But what happen after the ties have been severed it hard to speculate.

>>154366823

So she's an incestuous pedophile.

>>154366823
He doesn't exactly look like he's being held in his mother's arms.

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>>154366866
No. She is not Kissshot.

>>154366863
>But what happen after the ties have been severed it hard to speculate.
They get reestablished in short order.

>>154362261
It's about as normal as Koyomi & Kanbaru's relationship.

>>154366908
unless nisio write something awful or left us with open end and keep milking the series with off-season title.
>but im still interested if shaft deliver the off-season or shinobu back story's princess beauty.

>>154360241
>And even then, he almost killed himself and left Shinobu high and dry to save Ougi, so there you go
How are you managing to misintepret the end of Owari that we had 3 entire volumes of buildup to + several chapters beating us over the head with what Ougi is this hard? Araragi outright says that he's saving himself there.

In regards to Shinobu in that same arc you got Ougi saying that he kept prioritizing Shinobu over other girls but isn't admitting why too.

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>>154367175
> but isn't admitting why too.
Yeah I wonder why

>>154366478
I thought she hated children.

>>154367175
>In regards to Shinobu in that same arc you got Ougi saying that he kept prioritizing Shinobu over other girls but isn't admitting why too.

I feel like I missed this. Do you remember the chapter?

>>154367324
But not her own children. Especially Araragi's or Kaiki's.

>>154367355
I think he is talking about this
> “You acted so sure of yourself that time you chose a little girl over your lover and your savior, but that decision of yours is still eating away at you even now, isn’t it?
But it is a Gaen's line.

>>154367371
>kaiki
>impregnating anyone
the thought of having to pay child support is what makes him determined to keep his wizard status

>>154367486
You should read that official doujin about Hitagi and Kaiki in cafe's toilet.

>>154367412
Yeah. Going over it again, I only see Ougi throwing a few jabs over Araragi immediately going back to Shinobu after being cured.

>>154359751
he is a quasi-vampire/quasi-human thing

>>154367602
Yeah. With the way that oddities work, just the fact that he lives as a human and gets acknowledged by so many people as a human is probably enough to make him "count" as one and not pass on any vampire traits to his kids. Or he totally could. Nisio basically gave himself license to do whatever the fuck he wants.

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>>154367666
maybe if enough of the characters start thinking of him as a vampire he will become one?

>>154367802
That is an actual possibility, but I doubt Araragi is in any danger of it happening.

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>>154367666
> to do whatever the fuck he wants.
He created monogatari like that so it's ok.
> he just wanted to write a little story with fun banters and accidentally created super successful series with best girls ever

>>154367905
Well, that's all any author really does, but Nisio set up a universal plot excuse in advance.