ITT: Lucky Bastards

>have to see a fucking cowtits all the time
>lucky

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>has two very pretty girls who like him
>does fucking nothing for the most part and when he does do something he actively tries to sabotage any possible romantic relationship with him and anyone else

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why?

>>154338039
>Be inexpert magician
>Try summoning
>Rightfully, a demon should have appeared to devour your soul.
>Instead get a chill, relaxed girl willing to do anything for you.
>Who also happen to formerly be an aztec Goddess, so she have vast magical powers as well.

Yeah, you may not like cowtits, but this kid still got very lucky.

Also, >Not liking cowtits. Are you fucking gay or something?

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The luckiest.

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>>154338220

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>Disgusting cowtits
>Lucky

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what was his problem?

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>>154338587

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>>154338137
He's a pussy though and loves that girly-looking boy with white hair

Lol at the fags ITT. Cowtits are life

>>154338461
>cowtits
>gay

>>154338004
>Mom is shot and flat
No wonder he acts like that, he is not used to seeing such marvelous tits since he was raised by a chestlet.
Thanfully he is coming around to them in the manga

>>154342396
>Thanfully he is coming around to them in the manga
Elaborate.

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>>154338137
He's lucky but he never asked for it.

>>154338137
No dude hes so real and profound

>>154338220
now that you put it like that.

i feel like this guy deserves his own anime.

>>154338004
this faggot deserves to be a shoutacon MC

>>154343063
>Shota-kun no Succubii harem
>Shota keeps accidentally summoning girls who want his dick
>He just want to be a good magician without them distracting him

>>154345211
I'd watch 3 seasons

>>154338004
He single handedly ruins the show

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>>154338220
>Also, >Not liking cowtits. Are you fucking gay or something?


Oh shit, nigger. Where do you think you are? Also, who are you quoting?

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I want someone to give me this face

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would you?

>>154338137
>two pretty girls that like him
His older and younger sisters?

>>154338083
Is the OVA out? I don't remember anything like this in the anime

>>154347136
The OVA is out and subbed.

>>154338137
>implying being scared and confused when you're liked for once instead of hated isn't relatable

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>>154338004

>>154338137
Considering his attitude to the trap he's probably a massive faggot

>>154348630
To be honest if Saika was flirting with you anon, you'd be the same and you can't blame him.

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i wish i was araragi

>>154347832
>you're liked for once
Yeah, right Hehe, I know that feeling.

>>154348630
That trap has a massive dick so it's only natural for the weaker being to be attracted.

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>>154338587

>>154346073
Every day I wonder if killing myself would allow me to be reborn in a 2d world like this.

>>154355219

Every day i wonder if killing myself will make the 3d world notice me

>>154338587
If I were Shinji I'd only consider fucking Misato. I ain't putting my dick in crazy.

>>154346125
Kansai was a much better choice.