ITT: Lucky Bastards
>has two very pretty girls who like him
>does fucking nothing for the most part and when he does do something he actively tries to sabotage any possible romantic relationship with him and anyone else
>Be inexpert magician
>Rightfully, a demon should have appeared to devour your soul.
>Instead get a chill, relaxed girl willing to do anything for you.
>Who also happen to formerly be an aztec Goddess, so she have vast magical powers as well.
Yeah, you may not like cowtits, but this kid still got very lucky.
Also, >Not liking cowtits. Are you fucking gay or something?
>Mom is shot and flat
No wonder he acts like that, he is not used to seeing such marvelous tits since he was raised by a chestlet.
Thanfully he is coming around to them in the manga
He's lucky but he
never asked for it.
>Also, >Not liking cowtits. Are you fucking gay or something?
Oh shit, nigger. Where do you think you are? Also, who are you quoting?