Canon homo couples
>>154313218
OP and me
>>154313218
Reminder that Madoka never loved Homura
>>154316746
homu just got homo after too much time in the time travel carousel, she didn't love her at the beginning either.
>>154317552
Hah, it took me a second. But I laughed.
>>154313218
>>154318765
Yeah, when Trump's impeached.
>>154318765
Wat are u doing, Hameru?
>>154313218
madoka is NOT a homosexual
>>154319299
Dude they all are except for the green haired side character.
>>154319299
You're right, she's a *Homusexual.
>>154313218
>>154319394
Slutty lolis.
>ITT: shipping delusion1
>>154319559
Madoka is still gay.
>>154319559
So far. I only see one.
>>154318765
You're messing with some dark arts there. You're going to summon (((him))).
>>154319658
Just shut up.
>>154313218
>>154318765
Reminder to report off topic spammers.
>>154319658
Why are you replying to yourself?
You know full well exactly what you are doing considering you spam that exact image constantly.
http://desuarchive.org/a/search/image/GNcidZj0HrGu3Du3VDy8ZQ/
You are also the ONLY person who uses the word "summon" in that way. Because you refuse to accept that everyone was here before you, and they want you gone.
For me, it's Sayaka and Homura, they each compliment the other very well.
>>154319802
>posted twice
>N-notice my ship pls
>>154319899
I'm other person
>>154313218
>>154319899
I was the first person.
>>154319802
Sure is funny how the least popular ship in the Madoka fandom gets spammed the most on /a/. Almost like it's actually just a single person doing it because he has some personal vendetta against people who make fun of him and want him to stop ruining threads.
Everyones gay for mami.
>>154319941
I really doubt that's the least popular ship
>>154319913
>>154319934
No, both of the posts were yours. You're not fooling anyone at all. Why would two people both be posting off topic low quality spam of the most unpopular ship in the madoka fandom.
Why would two people suddenly start posting in a dead thread?
Why would two people be so stupid they think saying "that's not my post" would actually count as proof?
>>154319963
>>154319968
There you go posting twice in the same minute again.
And sorry, you're right. It beats one ship. Kyouko x Nagisa. It loses to everything else.
>>154319963
>>154319802
>>154318765
What caused Madoka threads to attack this shitposter? I don't get why he's so latched onto these threads. Out of the 1000s of different threads out there, why does he have to ruin every single Madoka thread?
>>154320020
Makes it all the more obvious it's only him.
Unless he has some other autist he contacts to aid his shitposting.
>>154320060
This is a 10/10 canon ships thread, not a Madoka thread
>>154320085
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he payed someone on creg's list or something to help him shitpost and spam crack in these threads.
>>154320108
But OP posted a non-canon couple, meaning the OP text wasn't the true intention.
>>154320126
If such an ad existed I'd love to see it.
>>154320108
Might as well be, considering how the thread was opened. And that changes nothing about how your crack shit is not canon.
>>154320149
Save for the fact that OP does have a canon couple in it.
>>154320203
>Save for the fact that OP does have a canon couple in it.
Source on that one?
>>154320203
It is, canonically, not reciprocated
>>154320221
The fact that they have mutual love for each other.
>>154320237
I don't know how Madoka feels. We hardly get anything from her. I won't deny that Homura actually feels romantic love though.
>>154320225
It is, canonically, reciprocated.
Madoka is very clear about this in the flower field scene.
She also keeps the ribbons Homura gives her. Even without having her memories. Which means that she unconditionally trusts Homura.
>>154320221
Homura fucked herself over but Madoka was going to be with her forever had she taken Homu to the Loc.
Christ, this really is turning into a Madoka thread.
>>154320278
>We hardly get anything from her
http://i.imgur.com/A4TXynT.jpg
She says this about Homura. Not Sayka, not Mami, not Kyouko. Who she had been away from for just as long.
>>154320298
Requirements for a madoka thread:
>2 madoka girls rubbing each other
>ack shitposting about it
I'd say you might be onto something.
>>154320284
She says that stuff about all of her friends. If she shows anyone the most devotion it's Sayaka, and they're clearly just friends.
>>154320336
I guess it has been a while since I've watched the series.
That was from Rebellion right? I'll have to give it a rewatch.
>>154320339
Have you noticed how no one but you thinks "ack" is real? If anyone at all actually thought he was real, why is he not mentioned on ED or LM like all other well known posters?
>2 madoka girls
No, the problem is you spamming off topic crack shit for the sole purpose of trying to harass people. It's not just two girls from Madoka.
>>154320339
And you being the cause of all of it.
As per-frekin' usual.
>>154320336
Movie Madoka wasn't the real Madoka moron. The anime's second scene was Madoka literally asking her mother how to get popular with boys
>>154320344
>She says that stuff about all of her friends
No, she actually doesn't. That's the whole point. You can see exactly what she says right here http://i.imgur.com/A4TXynT.jpg
>>154320398
Yes, it was from Rebellion.
>>154313218
>>154320413
Except it was, her memories were just temporarily taken from her.
>>154320413
I like how you call people morons while failing to even type correctly.
And yes, that was the real Madoka. She just didn't have all of her memories. And that very fucking scene is showing how it is the real Madoka, because she's getting vague memories from her past. Why else would she be saying "I've been waiting a long time to be with you like this."
>>154320453
It's only you doing it.
>>154320433
That scene exists because it's significant to Homura, and the plot (Madoka knows something's wrong). It's not much of a declaration.
>>154320490
> Why else would she be saying "I've been waiting a long time to be with you like this."
Because Homura is her best friend.
>>154313928
No one's gonna say it?
>>154320413
>anime's
Since its a japanese word youre meant to say "animeno" and if possible write in in hiragana.
>>154320453
Oh, there you go posting crack again. Reminder that crack is is not only insanely unpopular, it is also hated even more on this site. So the odds of there being many people here to spam it is less than 0%.
You're just a fucking scumbag who can't cope with the fact everyone hates you. So you try to harass them by posting things they don't like.
Again, your crack is off topic. Low quality. And spam. Meaning you break multiple global rules.
And what makes it obvious it's always you posting this, is you always ignore how you get told it's off topic and low quality. Why would tons of different people ignore the same thing?
>>154320549
No idea.
>>154320565
Ok mods please delete the thread already, this got retarded quickly.
>>154320522
>Because Homura is her best friend.
Then why doesn't she say it about Sayaka, Kyouko or Mami?
And you are totally missing the point. She says "a long time" because it actually is the real Madoka.
>>154320520
What?
>>154320621
Because you only have one best friend, if you have two best friends then none of them is your "best friend"
>>154320453
Just a reminder that everyone hates you because you're a pedophile and a asshole whole ruins every single thread you're in.
>>154320595
Was going smoothly too.
My post is still the best one.
>>154319345
>Teenage girls are the greatest source of emotion
>hormonal sexually confused girls are even more emotional
>Love is extremely strong emotion
>heartbreak is double the strength of love
Incubators intentionally chose lesbians that would fall in love with each other and form a positive feedback loop of despair when they found out the truth for maximum efficiency.
>>154320667
I like how you keep ignoring the park about how she says "a long time" because it's actually the real Madoka and she is remembering things from her past. How else would she know she's been waiting a long time for something.
This is a pretty classic case of trying to move the goal post after you've been proven wrong.
And she clearly cares for Homura more than anyone else, which is the whole point.
>>154313218
Madoka doesn't love homu like that and homosexuality is disgusting.
>>154320687
But Sayaka already liked a boy
>>154320549
Maybe 10 people in the world watched that show.
>>154320713
Already tried that gimmick: >>154316746
>>154320708
>And she clearly cares for Homura more than anyone else
Because Homura is her best friend, she said so herself. After Madoka saw all Homura did for her, she said that. Homu is Madoka's best friend.
>>154320730
Then fell in love with a girl. It was all calculated.
>>154320763
Yup, now it's clear you're just shitposting and you will never admit you are wrong about anything. This is the fourth post in a row you have specifically refused to address how it is the real Madoka because she says "a long time".
You'll never admit you are wrong about anything, you'll just keep moving goal posts.
>>154320775
>Then fell in love with a girl
Except she didn't, she's the straightest magical girl. Even after dead, all she wanted was to see her man play for one last time.
>>154320761
I'm not that anon though.
>>154320814
Dude Madoka literally says Homu is her best friend like three times, what else do you want? This line wins over any speculation you can come up with with your four lines of dialogue.
>>154320845
Sure, sure.
I've been seeing this same shit poster (or at least I assume it's the same guy) in nearly all of the madoka threads. Idk why everyone hates him he's doing gods work filling my folder
>>154320864
Five times in a row.
Just admit you're wrong already.
>Reaching
>Headcannon
>Denial
Is that pretty much the standards of this thread?
>>154320833
That was then, this is now.
>>154320885
Wrong about what? That Madoka says Homu is her best friend? Watch the show again.
>>154320882
No, it's obviously you. And you do pretty much nothing but spam the same images constantly.
http://desuarchive.org/a/search/image/GNcidZj0HrGu3Du3VDy8ZQ/
So no, you wouldn't even be filling people's folders. And of course, no one wants to save crack shit anyway. It's insanely unpopular. And anyone who likes the actual series wouldn't support it.
>>154320929
You claimed it was not the real Madoka.
When it was proven it is the real Madoka you instantly started shifting goal posts.
>>154320927
Just recently watched this.
Have you given thanks to our lord and savior today
>>154320912
Only the crack spammer doing it for sport.
>>154320549Paatto Paatto~
Akemi! and ACK-kun ruin every thread they touch.
>ruining a non madoka thread because madoka is in the op image
ISHYGDDT
>>154321219
Only one of the people you listed actually exist.
And that would be you, !Akemi.
You can't try to push the idea that telling a shitposter to stop shitposting is ruining a thread. That's literally retarded.
>>154321233
Mhm
>>154321279
How.
You're stupid and terrible shitposter.
>>154320932
I support it. Honestly I find that the same people getting insanely butt blasted over some guy posting shit is hilarious. If you actually wanted to do something you would just ignore him but youre too shallow for that.
>>154321521
>ur a shitposter because i say so
Great argument you have there. And I mean, you keep bumping this thread, so how you are not the shitposter?
I can tell you, I love nothing more than Yuri Crack shipping. I tell you what!
>>154320060
Don't feel bad, Nanoha threads have him, too. The last one was him spamming almost every single post, replying it to 2-3 times until the thread died with 500 posts and only 100 or so IP addresses.
crack-kun and anti-crack-kun need to get a life, or at least a room
>>154321986
And you need to stop being so obsessed.
>>154321986
There is no 'crack-kun'. ACK is a single person talking to himself. The '!Akemi' he blathers on about is a tripcode that hasn't been seen in over three years.
He does this by design because it's impossible to falsify how many people he's pretending to be. He does the same thing in Nanoha threads where he pretends to hate every season of Nanoha at once, but then replies to every single post about how shit the thread and the show is.
It's the same guy, though. He even has the same posting style.
>>154321986
Considering pretty much every hates you from crack spamming, it's not really that hard to imagine everyone telling you to fuck off.
>>154322070
!Akemi tries to claim that because he does use his tripcode anymore (because it's set to autoban whenever he uses it as he was posting CP with it) that he can't possibly be here ban evading. He will accuse other people of ban evading, but apparently it's impossible for him to ban evade and just not post with his trip code (Even though he has made posts admitting he ban evades).
Other traits that show up in every single one of his posts.
-He will try to claim that he needs 100s of phones and proxies in order to pretend to be 2 or 3 people. Which is blatantly false because at most you would need one phone and one PC to pretend to be multiple people.
-He will never actually explain anything he says and instead will just repeat himself constantly. Never give any proof for what he says, and then he will pretend to be different people and reply to himself pretending to believe his other posts which have no proof. You can see this in full effect in the previous thread were he has a 100+ post conversation with himself and not even a SINGLE time did he link to proof or evidence in the archives.
-He will, like the previous point, refuse to give proof any of his boogieman are real. You will see him scream about "crack-kun" and "ack" literally every single thread, but you'll also notice that he never gives any proof these things are even real.
>>154322070
-He will never reply to any post that doesn't already agree with him. If he does reply to a post that doesn't agree with him, all the post will be will calling someone autistic, paranoid, schizophrenic, etc. He never actually address anything anyone says to him in the way of posting out all the patterns in his behavior. For examples in these threads, notice how he constantly ignores how he gets called out on spamming the same screen shot hundreds of times. He wants to delude himself into think he's "trolling with crack shipping", and he will ignore anyone who tells him that it's about him spamming.
whatever, homo.
>>154322070
As others have pointed out, it's obvious who you are. And your trip code it sent to be banned the second it's posted with because you have been banned for posting cp. You are literally forced not to use your trip, so it's obvious you haven't been posting with it.
This fact is well known, and the fact you intentionally refuse to address it is what gives away who you are.
And of course it's even more obvious who you are because you constantly try to claim ack is real, but never once have you actually given a single shred of proof that he is. Countless times have you been told to give proof, and never once have you done it. So why would anyone believe that it's different people throwing this name around and that all the act the exact same way and refuse to give proof.
>>154321781
I'm not the guy spamming crack images. If I was I wouldn't waste my time replying to degenerates like you.
If you want some hugbox circlejerk where you can fuck off about whatever shitty gook cartoon you jerked off too in your mother's basement recently, Reddit is over there
>>154322284
Oh, and that's another thing you always do.
You try to call other people autistic when you are the one who acts autistic yourself.
You refuse to directly address what's said to you, which is literally a symptom of autism. As opposed to people explaining themselves and giving details to support what they say. Which is the exact opposite of autism.
>>154322367
The fuck you on about?
Suzy/Akko is real to me.
>>154322447
>Someone on the internet is doing something I don't like.
How new are you
>>154322456
Akko is for Diana you degenerate.
>>154322630
As if they could even kiss past that big nose
Your pic is clearly Diana gouging her eye out with that big honker.
>>154322703
gayer than top gun.
Does semi-official count?
>>154322802
This one too
>>154322802
Kyouko is for Yui.
>>154322802
Yui x Kyouko is the better pairing.
>>154322866
>>154322893
But imagine how sad Ayano would be :(
>>154322893
Ayyy.
>>154322966
I'm pretty sure he meant Toshino Kyouko.
>>154323049
Where do I imply it's other?
>>154323091
Your Ayyy was posted >>154322893
here coupled with a Sayaka image yet >>154322866
was not replied to.
>>154323206
'Cause that >>154322866
was mine. It's a thumbs up for someone, c'mon.