I'll start.Two years
>>154310349
>>154310349
So Kirito's real body ejaculated two years worth of semen at the hospital ???
What the LN says about it?
>>154310878
>SAO LN
>explaining jackshit
>>154310349
>>154310349
>>154310930
Not>>154310349
>>154311077
>>154311077
enjoy your ban
Hasn't been since a long time ago
She is not virgin anymore.
>>154310349
>>154311814
We'll it has been 10 years since Lelouch fucked her
>>154312331
dude, she has been the bicycle of multiple villages.
>>154312392
Nah, pretty sure it's just Lelouch, Ben Franklin, and maybe King Richard the Lionheart
>>154310349
>>154310349
>>154310349
>>154310878
The scene in real life while he was glooping inside Asuna must've been worthy of that ER show.
>We need a hydrating solution for the patient, STAT!
>SOMEONE HOOK THIS DAMN BOY TO A BAG!
>>154310349
>>154310349
>>154314155
Oh, "Sex Sent me to the ER,"?
We need a parody of this.
You're waifu.
>>154312331
>>154312771
>Lelouch
>not a permavirgin
>>154313015
Anna is still a virgin.
Five out of seven, at the least.
>>154310349
>>154316248
It's okay, incest is the purest way to lose your virginity.
>>154316321
I would hope they would stay together and not just fuck each other.
>>154316321
Truly.
>>154316572
Yuri isn't sex. Yuri Incest is trash also.
>>154316738
He seemed like a guy who only cared about work
>>154316810
Yeah but he probably had a gf during his high school or uni years.
>>154316963
So, doesn't mean they fucked. Nothing is ever said about it
>>154310349
>>154313015
no? she's just fucking looney
This sexy milf.
Nobody posted Elena yet? How dare you guys
>>154314264
>>154316778
is this still kinocest?
>>154319397
Yes.
This slut prob got raped by her daddy.
Konata's pedo dad was her first.
>>154310349
>>154311053
You think Kyon banged her in the last novel?
>>154319696
Is it weird that i managed to read and understand almost all of that?
Also, bull-fucking-shit a 14 year old virgin can give a woman multiple orgasms during his first time. Speaking from personal experience, he should not have lasted over a minute on his first time.
>>154317721
>impaing he wasn't get fucked by entre Detroit Hockey team
>>154320144
>Is it weird that i managed to read and understand almost all of that?
not really its some weird psychological shit that is related to speed reading
>>154319696
Goddammit that made me laugh should've been 2yearsworthofsemen.jpg
>>154312109
Do you have a link to it?
>>154316738
New body, new life, new virginity, new world.
>>154320144
Well, you still got your tongue and your fingers in that situation.
>>154310349
He has a son
>>154316190
>sensei just wanted to stop Satoru from getting cucked
Poor bastard
>>154315405
anon thats brutal
>>154310878
The "two year worth" passage was written for the original web novel and wasn't included in the published LN, though it's still heavily implied Kirito and Asuna did have sex.
>>154316637
>Yuri isn't sex. Yuri Incest is trash also
Kill yourself and kill yourself.
>>154321443
>banged the guys
>banged the girls
ange was based
>>154323130
But only in the virtual world so it doesnt count. Asuna is still virgin and so is Kirito.
>>154324353
>so is Kirito.
of course jesus is a virgin
In the novels, Lina says "A witch who loses her virginity during her period will not lose her powers forever. Don't ask how I know that."
And Naga.. come on, there's no fucking way someone who acts and dresses like that has never done it.
>>154325426
Lina's had sex? Who would want to fuck her?
>>154314155
>>154325915
he got lots of head
>>154325511
>implying you never waifued lina as a teenager
>>154310807
>YWN have a girl this crazy about you.
>>154325975
Speaking of the devil...
>>154324495
DELET THIS
>>154325426
So,is Slayers worth watching? It's old and really damn long.
Gan(g)baRuby
>>154327290
Yes. At least the first two seasons. Third is hit or miss, as is the 2009 revival.
Everybody knows koyomi is not her first
>>154312773
DELET this you fucker!!
>>154310349
>>154326104
I'm sorry, but has Saten even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that’s right. She hasn't even made contact with a man outside of school. In fact, it’s only mandatory school for level upper users. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this thread when the anime is already finished and we know for certain she is pure? Saten is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in ToAru? Saten has to go up against one of the sluttiest espers in Academy City who just happened to have a lead because she was praying on Touma's power. But you know what? Biribiri is still a whore. Saten is the best heroine in all of Raildex, she has the best design. Saten almost won Saimoe, she would have done it if it wasn't for her tragedy with that scientist's level upper throwing her for a mental loop. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded threads like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Saten is proven a better waifu than any other in ToAru. Misaka tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her a different and free life. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Saten threads because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like a heroine because they’re canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>154310349
>>154310878
>at the hospital
im pretty sure that scene was in the vacation cabin inside SAO where they also found + raised a random "daughter"
>>154310349
>>154310878
>>154323130
What's more pressing is that Kirito masturbated immediately before logging into SAO.
>>154328833
>Not letting one off before a long gaming session
>>154328833
>teenage boys jerkin it is somehow interesting or news worthy, regardless of the particular circumstances of any given jerk
What fucking universe do you live in?
>>154320144
>>154320235
>its some weird psychological shit
"Words" being objects comprised of individual letters aren't really a thing that our brains understand. You recognize each word as the individual word itself (like an ideograph), not as an object built from smaller parts. It's like, when you think of a car, you don't think of all the nuts and screws and wires and individual panels of metal. You just think "car".
When the words flash quickly like that, you don't have the time to consciously dissect the word into syllables and individual letters, and you don't have the time to subvocalize. You just recognize the word and subconsciously determine what it is, your brain stitches meaning together after the fact.
>>154310349
Please give me your attention
I'll introduce to you
A man that is a credit to
Our Chinese animu!
His author is even dumber
yet his show isn't a flop!
he is a common Mary Sue
and his name is Mr. Glop.
And Glop he thinks he may
Be a decent protagonist some day.
[CHORUS]
Oh, Mr. Glop,
you were born by mistake,
You take the caek.
You make us ache.
Tie a rock to your cock
and go jump in a lake.
Kindly do that for anime's sake!
Yes, Mr. Glop is lucky; he found a girl, by gee!
He got himself seven bitches, they even cooked and cleaned for free.
They went into a dungeon, came out with enough gold to fill a truck,
And when they got back in the evening, they argued whose turn it was to fuck.
So he shouted, "If you give each other's crotches a lick, I'll do you all right quick!"
Glop hiked back to the city, but wasn't happy laying low.
He said, "I'll join a guild, the great K. of the B.O."
He went out for training in the morning, nearly got killed before noon.

He'd be out there pushing daisies, if his waifu hadn't ran to him so soon!
The guild leader said, "You see,
You've got my apology."
When the final battle came he shouted, "Let's you and I fight fair!"
The GM did oblige him, gee in anime that's rare,
But the second time it happened, Mr. Glop nearly faced defeat.

Till he overcame his opponent,
And stabbed him in the street!

Unfortunately, I'm sad to say, Mr. Glop has yet to die,
He's still making the plebs squee and causing us to all ask, "Why?"

He has a movie coming, a third season too!
Prolonging the agony to be suffered by me and you.

And his author says, even the story hasn't all come out.
So we'll probably keep seeing Mr. Glop until the money all runs out!
(With apologies to Joe Hill)
>>154328115
Look, it's going to happen eventually whether you like it or not. Best to just accept it.
>>154327067
She has a kid you numbskull.
Asuna loses her memories of Aincrad in the movie Ordinal Scale, Kirito becomes top player to get them back.
>>154329820
>Kirito becomes top player to get them back.
At least set him a challenge.
>>154329232
Based lyrics anon. Hope we get to troll on S3 soon.
Why hasn't she been posted yet?
>>154321614
Yeah, but Kirito just used his virgin dick to give her 3 orgasms in a row. That is not possible.
She's definitely not a virgin and anyone arguing is delusional.
>>154335909
Why are you even asking LN/anime logic much less SAO logic?
Also iirc only 1 of them was with his dick
>>154315370
Delet.
>>154326974
Anon... why are you doing this?
It's canon.
>>154335489
I came here to post her.
>>154336111
When was it comfirmed?
>>154314568
Wait, what. Did I miss something, or am I just not remembering it?
saitama def not virgin
>>154320144
Anon, they're both virgins, and they're both playing a video game that *simulates* sensations.
>>154324353
>implying teenagers didn't fuck the first chance they get irl
>>154328451
>>154324353
>>154337594Watch the movie.
>>154313071
I've never seen Ajin, but please don't tell me she gets raped.
>>154310349
surprised this 10/10 hasn't been posted
>>154310349
>>154314155
10/10
>>154328522
They are in coma you stupid fuck
>>154338748
No, she just used her body to work before the series started
>>154319696
>somewhat violently began to chew on them
Sure hope those tiddies had buffed DEF in them beforehand.
>>154316963
He seems like the kind of guy to do it just to tick it off his bucket list.
>>154316190
DELEEEEEEEEEEEETE
Car sex
>>154316190
how indecent
you should delete this before mods notice
>>154316190
I was less mad about them getting together (or rather not even mad in the first place) than the dude getting fat and losing the 10/10 trap aesthetics.
>>154315405
Fuck mothering vampire.
>>154341125
>he's never seen anything other than the shitty abridged
>>154337188
there was an 'extended ending' with an extra 3 episodes on the bluray release
>>154339248
they fucked inside the video game
>>154344143
>he's assuming bullshit based off of a reference
>>154311263
What's so bad about that?
>>154315370
Not like this.
>>154310349
> You'll never get to fuck Asuna
> You'll never have Sinon and Leafa wanting to suck you to sleep
> You'll never be known to normies as The Black Swordsman
>>154351629
Hey, don't be so glum. FDVR is actually quite plausible in the next 10-20 years.
Three days straight, lads.