Merri Kurisumasu, /a/! I hope you're all ready to sing Jingaru

>>154292194
Now repost this on christmas

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>>154292194
>at Japanese restaurant
>lady asks if I want "fooku"
>"uhhh, what"
>"yuo wan fooku?"
>"I'm sorry I can't hear you, can you say-"
>my friend interrupts and says fork
>tfw I'd been studying Japanese for like a year at that point and I couldn't even recognize basic engrish

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Why do Japanese people talk like retards?

>>154295477
They follow burgers English Common Core standard.

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>>154295477
they are jus trying to sound like you, anon

>>154295477
>>154295542

Savage

>>154295634
well said, my redditor friend, have an upboat

>>154295477
Not enough sounds in their language.

>>154295424
JYASUTO FOOKU MAI SHITTO APU

>>154295424
What fucks me up even more is when some testing sites use "hooku" and some use "fooku" :|

I've gotten mixed up with spoon/soup before because actual japs mumble like crazy so I thought I ordered the soup as a starter and it never came - just a spoon placed before me with my water.

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>>154296047
>just a spoon placed before me with my water

Sounds like they were just fucking with you

>>154295424
Should've replied "Yes I want to fuck you".

>>154292194
I want a Raphiel for Christmas