>come home >see this what do?

>>154244187
Wake up

>>154244187
Command her to get in full hamster form.
Then insert my penis.

>>154244187
Full thrust into her hole.

>>154244187
Tell her to get out.
My parents have a hard enough time taking care of me alread.
They don't need another dysfunctional cyborg who only plays games and shitposts on taiwanese wallpainting forums when he's home.

>>154244187
kill it with fire

>>154244187
Use her as the onahole she is.

>>154244187
Ask her what the hell she did with the potato chips I was saving.

>>154244187
Fuck.

It's my home, I can do whatever I want. She already invaded it, so it's fair game.

>>154244187
she ate all my fucking cheetos

>>154246171
She only eats patato chippusu

>>154244761
This hits too close to home

Walk up, gently insert my throbbing cock, thrust for about 45 seconds, cum, collapse on the bed.

>>154244187

Kick that whiney ungrateful spoiled cunt out of my house

>>154244187
Call the police. I won't have any freeloaders in my apartment.

pull down my pants

>>154244187
>turn 360
>walk away
couldn't be simpler

>>154244187
Wake up and watch a good anime

>>154244187
Mag dump my carry gun into this home invader.

Is that her ribcage or her tits?

>>154244187
Call the exterminator, there is a rodent infestation

>>154248191
I can almost see her pan.....

>>154249914
... turning 360° would mean you're facing her again.

>>154250890
I love it when newfags signal themselves.

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>>154244187
delet hamster

>>154250890
hownew.ru

>>154244187

>No, I'm still not buying you that Nintendo Switch.

>>154244187
Do my homework!