Fuck Yunyun, marry Yunyun, kill no one.
I wasn't listing them chronologically.
Fuck Darkness, marry Megumin, Kill Aqua
It's the only right choice
Go on honeymoon with Natsume
Watch Natsume give birth to my child
Raise child with Natsume
See child off to university with Natsume
Remain forever faithful to Natsume
Grow old with Natsume
Wake up one morning with Natsume dead from old age
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know that I almost graduated my class in Japan, and I've been involved in numerous quests in Axel, and I have over 300 confirmed Cabbage kills. I am trained in skill warfare and I'm the top adventurer in the entire Guild. You are nothing to me but just another monster. I will wipe you the fuck out with an Explosion the likes of which has never been seen before on this Fantasy World, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting that shit about me on the quest board? Think again, fucker. As I write this, I am contacting my secret network of liches, goddesses, and succubi prostitutes and your identity is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your HP. You're fucking dead, kid. I can Lurk anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 2 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Drain Touch, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Adventurer skills and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your clever little "Crapzuma" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Create Water all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Aqua.
Marry Megumeme, fuck Darkness, kill Aqua.
Fuck Aqua (drunken sex is the best)
Marry Darkness (so many inherent contradictions, a troll would never get bored)
I'd leave Megumin alone. Judging by past performance she'd wander off and starve to death. Or revel in mighty bakuretsu-shine
>bro out with Aqua
>gently bully Wiz
>rape Chris when she breaks into my house
I really want to fuck Aqua too, don't get me wrong, but killing Megumin is just something that isn't allowed.
I'll become Yunyun's friend and fuck her whenever I want
I hate that game; it's so negative.
Kill Aqua so nobody has to put up with her crap anymore
Fuck Lalatina (actually rape Lalatina) to grope them titties and because it's what she would enjoy
Marry Megumin cause she's the only one with a decent personality
Kill Demon King
I'm not going to mock you for going for wizard grill, hell, I think she's pretty cute. But decent personality? She's a blinkered monomaniac, intending to do nothing other than explode things as violently as possible. The word restraint is not in her vocabulary (in fact, I think Darkness nicked it, she has enough for two). They're all unbalanced, and that's what makes it work.
Sure, Megumin has an explosion focus, but that's her one big quirk. Other than that, she's fairly levelheaded and a good girl. And personally, the explosion fetish is nowhere near as overpowering as the other characters' flaws.
>fuck Chris and Darkness
>get drunk with Aqua and go bully Wiz
try to lewd both
>pat YunYun's head and be her friend
>Kill Demon King
why would you want to leave such a cozy world?
I want to bully this creep until he kills himself.
>breast shaping in breastplate
JUST FUCK MY STERNUM UP SENPAI.
>becoming a lich to be forever married to a lich
there are things sane people just don't do.
reject the lich, purify the lich.
Many people worldwide find Megumin's elegant, slender and small body adorable and sexy.
Fuck, Marry, Kill.
Megumin is young and will provide plenty of children as she grows up, her fertility will be at its peak. Darkness is obviously virgin yet won't have the shitty traits of one, and she'd be fun to force yourself on. Aqua is just a millenia-old slut.
Really, Megumin is the best choice. Young, cute, and POWERFUL.
They make me thirsty.
In your opinion, why do you watch Konosuba? What's so great about it anyways? No, I haven't watched one episode of it.
If it's about lewd, it's fine with me, I just want to add something in my bucketlist if it's worth watching the episodes and maybe also the fan service.