One night after you get home from work you hear your doorbell

>>154130986
What do you think about Lucoa boobs?

>>154130986
hey do you smoke weed

Who the hell wouldn't want to room up with an Aztec god?
/co/ shit following
Just look at the wonders it did for Kaine Parker when he started living with Huitzilopochtli, from grumpy solo asshole murderer NEET to leader of a B-list super-team getting drunk with Thor.
SO yes, yes I would let her move in. It can only improve my life.

>>154130986
>this lewd dragon who wants to move in and /ss/.
/ss/ of course. Why is this even a question.

>>154130986
Take full advantage of what's she offering, of course. Maybe try to learn the magic she's offering and become a master spellcaster banging a dragon goddess while going to my normal job as an ecologist. Who wouldn't want that?

I guess she can stay so long as she pays rent.

How does she put on her stupid hat?

>>154133224
The horns are detachable

>>154133107
I'd ditch the normal job part once I got gud, at that point it's time to become the stereotypical asshole wizard... with a banging hot tit monster dragon GF. That disqualified me, didn't it?

>>154133311
You need income so everything's nice and comfy. If you can use wizardry to make water into gold then you're fine I guess. Though, I'd just bring her to my job to make my job easier and raise the ranks and become an overlord in NYC for plants.

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>>154133289

>>154133511
Imagine if you could detach your dick

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>>154131391
only brick esse

>>154133580
I don't need to imagine. I lost it at a rest area in Minnesota and I've had a hole in my life ever since.

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>>154130986
Dragons are meant to be slain.

>>154133614
I wonder if that's what being transgendered feels like.

>>154130986
Invite her in and start pouring drinks

>>154133487
We don't know much about the world's magic system, but one could pretty easily make sufficient bank to live comfy just with Tohru's reconstructive magic. You'd be amazing at both demolition and crime scene cleanup. Fafnir's hexes would also be great for easy money once you've established that they work.

>>154133756
They have the hole to begin with, and the think taking pieces of themselves away will fill the hole. Not only is that stupid, but it doesn't make mathematical sense. Two negatives don't make a positive.

>>154133684
This was made by a white person that gets offended by non-white slurs.

I assume she could probably use magic to turn you into a cute shota too, so I can truly live the dream.

>>154133720
Wanna /ss/lay the dragon. Gonna /ss/lay the dragon.

Well I'd tell her she's welcome to stay if she needs a place to live. My mom's house has a spare bedroom upstairs with it's own bathroom and everything, so she could get by just fine. I'd probably have to pay my mom more in rent to cover for her, because I'm assuming she doesn't have a job, but that's no big deal.

>>154133720
Why does that image reminds me of SAD goblins.

>>154133802
Soy un indio Nahua.

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>>154130986
>we're all shotas to her

Would she demand human sacrifices?

>>154135297
Quetzalcoatl was the only Aztec god that didn't. Blood sacrifices, yes, but death wasn't encouraged. So maybe she'd just want to drink some of your blood every now and then.

>>154133224
It's her scales not clothes

>One night after you get home from work

I'm already seeing a flaw with this scenario.

>>154135351
10/10 would buddy.

>>154130986
Yeah? Well I'm a nordic god of lightning. She's a loli to me.

>>154135297
Yes, you must give her children.

>>154133797
Hmmm, because of the lack of information I have to agree with you.

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>>154130986
How many anons want to self insert as the girl instead of the shota in /ss/?

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>>154134172
Crea tus propias animaciones como te de la puta gana y deja de joder, chario.

>>154135603
Mexican not allowed.

>>154135520
I do.

>>154135603
>>154134172
Calmen su austimo maricas de mierda

>>154135777
checked

Noseless designs are the worst.

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>>154133838
/s/lay the /s/erpent.

Please stop sexualizing shotas.

Is Takiya fucking Fafnir?

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>>154136225

>>154133614
blogpost pls

>>154136310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

>>154136299
Well is he?

>>154130986

>Cockona

>>154130986
>sexy dragon titty monster wants to have her way me

OH JEEZ I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'D DO?

>>154136434
No dumbass, Takiya likes girls and Fafnir is just getting used to the idea that humans aren't all cockroaches deserving of the boot.

>>154136713
How do you know he likes girls huh???

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>>154136821
I've got a strong feeling the first thing he wants to see in he morning is a scantily clad woman.

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>>154130986
>Quetzalcoatl has been around for more than a thousand years, we're all shotas to her.

>>154130986
>>154137147
Wait is shota a body type like loli or is it actually an age thing.

>>154137227
I guess it depends on the person.

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I LOVE QUETZALCOATL

>>154137227
Good question; I always thought shota was defined by the personality. I saw the correlation between being a whinny bitch and being small as a coincidence.

>>154137335
>dirty europoor language

Someone's gonna get sacrificed

>>154137335
>>154137375
I have sacrificed untold millions, if not billions, of potential children to her already and I can't stop.

>>154130986
Sorry, she looks like a prostitute and I prefer my dragons to live in caves and sleep on a hoard of gold.

>>154130986
I go to an already existing thread and post about it, were I a fan of maid dragon. Like this one. >>154082190

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>>154137335

>>154136003
Ashcroft V. Free Speech Coalition

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For me

Quetzy is the protagonist of this show

It's not Kobayashi

It's not Tooru

It's LUCOA!!

>>154135655
Irony

>>154130986
Dress up in racist mexican costumes and play stereotypical mexican music outside, really badly. Lucoa can wipe everyone's memories after so we don't get arrested.

>>154137557
>yfw she fucked some dude in between changing bikinis and that's why she says she's "finally" back

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Sexican the mexican

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>>154137617

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Best girl in the show but its nothing special.

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>>154130986
Proceed to lay on her back and plunge into her anus

>>154137617
>some boy

FTFY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLFSvjyetOE
What do you guys think of this spic's cover?

>capcha was some spanish shit
bravo

>>154137227
A shota is a male under the age of 18.

So realistically speaking, which dragon has the biggest areolas?

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>>154137557
She has to go back

>>154137980
Kek

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>>154137936
This is a shota according to your definition

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>>154130986
It's embarrassing b-b-but I-I really want to indulged by my big-breasted mummy Lucoa!

>>154137980
Gods are exempt of inmigration laws.

>>154137785
>Shouta and Lucoa put their penis and horn into the other's ass

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>>154130986
Ask her to have Elma move in for threesomes and she got a deal.

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>>154130986
ICE ICE BABY

>>154133587
needs a MAGA hat

Make Aztecs Great Again

Why are the dragons so thicc?

>>154139800
A healthy diet consisting of livestock and brave warriors.

>>154139800
for flight of course

also Op, I'd ask her if it was true that dragons can mate with anything

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>>154133801
They do it you multiply.

>>154130986
so she really is a semen demon
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>>154130986
Lucoa perfectly gets 2 of my top fetishes at once. Thicc, curvy big tits mellow attitude and SS

>>154139958
who is this.. platonic draconic?

>>154130986
Jesus, she is literally perfect. I would gladly accept immortality through sheer lust alone.

>>154140412

perfect..
does she lactate chilled chocolate milk?

>>154136954

I can't see where you get that impression

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unlike Kobayashi, I don't make millions programming in Python.

I'm not sure I could finance a freeloading mexican goddess.

>>154140663
She offered Shouta unlimited amounts of gold though.

>>154130986
I can't and don't want to pay for more living expenses so I'd have to decline.

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>>154140751
how do I know she won't steal my soul if I take that deal, though?

>>154140751
I'm not too sure how acceptable that might be where i'm at, or if it's like Fafnir's treasure where it's cursed to hell and back.
If it works then hell yeah I get to pay for all my hobbies and go to town.

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Is it just me, or do her breasts get bigger every episode?

>>154141353
There are three possibilities:
>This is a perspective shot so it only looks bigger than it actually is.
>The creators are gradually making her boobs bigger for fanservice.
>Lucoa is a shapeshifter and can make them however big she damn well pleases.

>>154141353
If the kid doesn't want to have sex with her then why does he sleep with her?

Hope that she attracts all of the dragons over so I have a house full of dragons to go on adventures with.

>>154143224
ugh..females are great and all but no wise man wants to live with more then one at a time

say goodbye to your bathroom

>>154144139
I have 4 bathrooms so I am sure that I will be fine.

>>154137980
22 million-year-old is young?

>We're all shotas to her

I was going to let her move in already So I wouldn't be alone anymore , but that seals the deal

>>154142602

She wants him to warm up to her but has the subtlety of a brick

>>154141353
>not posting the webm

>>154142602
>>154145175 this, and also the problem is that he does want to have sex with her but kids don't know how to deal with those kinds of feelings when they first get them

>>154144139
dragon females =/= human females
also the tone of your post reads as suspiciously reddit-y

>>154133684
Do this on Nahualt

>>154141130
What is that? Some kind of potato frog?

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>>154130986
>/ss/
Wait, I'm dont ready

>>154146204
Go to Mexico and hire a Nahua Indian.

>>154130986
Tell her to fuck off because she's repulsive.

>>154141353
it's large because it's seen through shouta's eyes

>>154149281
Same.

Honestly I would like to see a scene with Lucoa and Shouta just bonding and actually enjoying each other's company

AAAA YOU'RE A DEMON jokes only go so far before you start feeling bad for everyone involved

>>154137335
>aryan blonde
>mexican

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>>154137375
>>154137440
But she doesn't approve of sacrifice anon-kun

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>Want to cosplay Tohru at summer
>Only B cup and too short
>Too old and tall to cosplay Kanna either

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>>154135520
I self-insert as the woman exclusively.

>>154152265
You sound like a shit so you should dress up as Elma.

>>154152242
Then she needs to help me find a way to keep those sperm from being wasted.
>>154152265
The answer is obvious, be Kobayashi.

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>>154152217

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>>154152397
But shes not that cute

>>154152555
She's the cutest.

>>154152555
Says you, also unless you get some implants or something she's you're only option.

>>154152529
>3DPD
optimal disgust

>>154152555

A perfect fit for you then!

>>154152529
I unironically would.

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>>154152619
rude

I wasn't implying im cute, I just want to cosplay something cute

>>154152265
LONDON

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>crossboarding
>cosplaying
>3dpd
Is this a kyoani thing or something? I just want to discuss dragon tits.

>>154152763
Then cosplay Kobayashi.

>>154152763
give discord name

>>154152789

Nah, the cancer is in every thread on all 4chan since the normies at /pol/ got out of their playpen.

>>154152529
Past optimal but still in the range of acceptable. She could stand to lose some of that mascara though.

>>154152793
>the one
There's another one? I've only seen this one posted and only the two pictures, not this third one.

>>154152826
>normies
Anon, yu are the normalfag

How many more episodes until they say fuck it and they show her fucking the shota with full details shown?

>>154152529
>>154152833
>>154152677
>>>/facebook/

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>tfw she will never sit on my face while wearing a thong

Let us measure your shit taste.

Lucoa offers you untold magical power, you become the ultimate wizard. You lose your powers if you lose your virginity starting now.

Or she will live with you for as long as you live, banging you with any fetish you desire.

What do?

>>154153062
Wizard 100 percent.

>>154152989
Shit where are you finding all this stuff? I tried reverse searching all these pictures but got nothing.
>>154153062
Have sex with her multiple times a day every day for the rest of my life and hopefully raise children with her.

>>154153062
If i become a wizard and transform myself into a cute little girl; will i lose my powers if i do yuri stuff?

>>154152217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRwm9ppgJ40

>>154152989
>>154152793
>>154152664
>>154152529
how do i get a gf like this

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>all these fatties that can only cosplay Lucoa
It`s pretty funny.

>>154152664
I want to spurt cum onto her makeup caked face.

>>154153200
Go to the local McDonald's.

>>154152789
no, it's a fatfag thing. Enter any """"""""""""""""""""""""""thicc"""""""""""""""""""""""""" thread and you'll see the exact same cancerous posting every time.

>>154153200

stalk the places where all the fatties eat

>>154153289
Weird, in any thicc threads I've been they complain about 3dpd not being like 2D just like any other thread.

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>>154153452
Reality can`t even compete.

>>154153452
In normal threads, there's never mention of 3D at all, like it should be.

>>154153499
Clearly you haven't been to any fetish thread.

>>154153512
All cancer honeypots.

>>154153203
We found something they can do now. We're being inclusive!

>>154152265
Cosplay as Elsie instead.
Also, please be in London

>>154130986
>after you get home from work

Work? Hahahahaha!

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>>154153918
How else are you going to pay for your dragon family?

>>154152778
Yum

>>154130986
Let her move in and /ss/.

>>154154002
Limitless gold.

I havent really paid too much attention, but which dragon has been shown to be the strongest so far again?

>>154153203
>Maw not unhinged as she prepares to feast on her insect prey

Cute, but only close to perfect.

>>154154188
Lucoa is the strongest in the show and manga but that s because she is not a dragon, she is an ex-goddess.

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>>154130986

>>154154188
Lucoa > Fafnir >Tohru=Elma >>> Kanna

Just a guess

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>>154152170
thats green hair you ignorant imbecile.
quetzalcoatl or kukulcan is the feathered snake and its "penacho" was made from sacred feathers of quetzal birds

>>154130986
>her

>>154154002
I'll make the dragons get a job

>>154155589
I`m not sure if it would be a great idea to make Chaos dragons get jobs in a human world.

>>154130986
Will she pay half the rent?

>>154130986
expect her to pay rent,

>>154155668
>>154155871
She can only pay with her body.

>>154156109
I will not survive long enough for the next month rent then.
Can she cast heal and hydrate my body with magic?
I expect to get dehydrated at rates far exceeding anything I can compensate for myself.