You can now kiss the Lich.
>>154118147
tfw she will never give you the licc
>>154118147
She probably listens Bright Eyes
>>154120912
I don't think a lich would listen to that. She probably just listens to some plebcore.
>>154121245
No, she totally listens to emo and goth bands
What the hell is plebcore
>>154121245
>implying Bright Eyes isn't plebcore too
I love her brown hair and pale skin.
The perfect combination.
>>154121285
She's a kindhearted and nice lich, nothing is crawling in her skin either.
She just listens to mellow stuff like Kishi Bashi.
>>154118147
Can a lich get pregnant? I really need to know.
>>154121469
Maybe?
>>154121469
No? A dead body can't warm or give nutrients. She can't even make the mitochondrial respiration.
>>154121762
She's a powerful wizard.
>>154121825
U U
U U
>>154118147
>kiss the lich
>while she's holding onto that strange device
Sorry but I'm not into scat.
Isn't Megumin confirmed to win already? This isn't going down a harem route.
>>154121880
If you overpower her with a kiss she'll drop the device.
It's the only tactic you can use to defeat her.
>>154121469
Why would a lich need to get pregnant when they could just magic up some baby skeletons and flesh golems?
>>154121944
As I understand it, when it got picked up for an LN the author wrote a really fast ending to the WN. The ending of that probably shouldn't be taken as indicating anything about where the LN's going.
>>154121955
Yeah and when she drops it a truckload of shit erupts from there since it had a pocket dimension to hold all the shit and now it's broke.
>>154122007
Megumin is winning in the LN more than she did in the WN.
>>154121944
Megumin shot herself in the foot by not asking for an immediate reply. Kazuma went full spaghetti when asked "What do you like about me?" after she listed things she liked about him. That aside, Wiz isn't part of the harem.
>>154122023
That's not how it works though. It just creates the soothing sound of flowing water so other people don't hear you pee.
>>154121469
She doesn't look undead. I don't know much about this series but if she is then she can't have babies. I wonder what her phylactery looks like.
>>154118147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR1JPH8aGaU
It's like a dream.
>>154122169
Her phylactery is her belly button piercing.
>>154122251
*clit piercing
>>154122212
>>154122281
She's too pure for that.
>>154121863
>not the superior
>>154121863
>>154121863
>>154121863
>>154121863
>>154122169
She's an evil undead lich.
Liches get stitches.
>>154122776
They get kisses.
>>154122751
>plays with kittens
>evil
I feel really bad for Yunyun. Are things going to get better for her?
Will she finally getfriends? ;_;
>>154122588
Oh fuck that's clever
>>154122923
That's how it has to be.
>>154122923
Dust is her Kazuma.
>>154123163
>shitposting
>clever
"No."
>>154122830
>Kuro
>Anything but pure evil wrapped up in a little bite size bundle
Someone needs to learn Detect Evil
>>154123698
Evil creatures don't play with evil lich boobies.
>>154123728
>Only Evil creatures play with Evil Undead Abomination breasticles
Fix'd that for you
>>154122030
>implying winning kuzuma is actually winning
>>154123806
No evil creature would willingly touch a Lich's soft and magically warm boobies.
>>154123894
She MUST keep her body warm using magic.
>>154123894
>Lich's evil and heinously warm boobies.
>>154123954
Just stop resisting. You're clearly interested in the lich and her boobies.
>>154124001
>You're clearly incensed by the undead abomination against our Divine Goddess' natural order and her boobies.
>wear Gem of True Sight
>Wiz is revealed as a putrid corpse overflowing with maggots amidst a stench of death and decay
>the entity opens its crumbling jaws, revealing rows of yellow teeth and a slimy black tongue
>"B-Baka! Don't suddenly look at m-my true form like that!"
what do
>>154124267
That's not how liches work in konosuba.
>>154124267
Remove gem and fugg.
It's just like putting a bag over the head of a butterface.
>>154123163
>clever
hownew.ru
>>154124267
Wiz wouldn't look like that. She's forever twenty.
>>154124719
Ever hear of Dorian Grey?
>>154124719
Any lich can be like that, they just have to care about keeping their body in proper condition.
>>154124745
Literally next episode spoilers.>“Nah, how old were you when you turn into a lich, it sound like a long time ago…”
>“I was about twenty.”
>Hmmm.
>“No wonder, your appearance is about that age too. How long have you been like this? Eh, how old are you now?”
>“Twenty, my age won’t increase after becoming a lich.”
>“…? No, that…”
>“I am forever twenty.”
>“… Is, is that so.”
>Feeling that the atmosphere was a bit heavy, I didn’t press further.
>>154124746
i don't even want to have sex with the lich, i just want to hug her.
>>154124267
Go back to screaming FAAAVAAAROOOO Kaisar, noone wants to hear about your PTSD
>>154125552
Speaking of tasty undeads
>>154124990
Ptoo
>>154125838
sex is welcome, but cuddling with the lich is my primary choice.
>>154125887
You disgust me. The only thing worse than necrophilia and of course you want it. What would our Goddess Aqua have to say about your filthy heathen ways? Don't worry, no matter how much of a terrible horrific monstrous scumbag deviant degenerate of a person you are I'm sure there's hope for you yet.If you'll just put your name here
>>154126026
No.
>>154121469
Let's find out.
>>154122923
Vanir becomes her first friend,she was so happy and confused at that moment,aww...
>>154121762
Haha If she cannot do mitochondrial respiration then she cannot pruduce enough amounts of adenosine triphosphate an important catalyst for muscular contraction. Liches are impossible, Konosuba is a faggot
>>154120912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGyQmH9NZcw
i bet she does
>>154128344
She uses really advanced magic. She can just replace that with MAGIC and it'll work.
Which means she will actually feel it and possibly enjoy it if you have sex with her. You'll just have to give her a moment to warm up her body for you.
>>154128344
>ATP
>Catalyst
You have no clue about biology but you're using big words to sound smart,aren't you
>>154124267
That's not how Gem works, you trench-shitter.
>>154128344
>adenosine triphosphate an important catalyst
t. 8th grade biologist
>>154126026
There is NO reason not be a Axis cultist
>Erisfags will pander you
>You get hot chocolate to fugg if you join
>Buffs that help you tank for your team
>Get gods favor
>No strings attached
Is having that one lock of hair covering an eye a sign of a naturally sexy, cute, outright beautiful woman?
>>154128661
Axis cult must be purged
>>154128723
It's a sign of being an EVIL LICH.
>>154122298
He has good taste.
>>154128751
Not even the DESUTROYAAA would dare harm the Axis cult, surely that is nothing if not a sign of outheir divinity, my I would be so honoured if only an Axis cultist were to offer me a chance to join. Such a great and rare honour though only falls to the worthiest of the worthy.
>>154126139
hi varg
Anyone have a webm or gif of Kazuma fondling Wiz' butt again this episode?
>>154128450
>>154128549
It was a reference to this old comic with Mr. T questioning zombies, newfriend
>>154118147
I want to suck Wiz's tits.
>>154131724
First you have to kiss her. Properly on the lips, with some tongue. Touch her cheek, play with her hair, move your hands on her butt but don't fondle it yet. You will know when to do so. After that it's just one more long kiss and you can slowly work on her robe, plant kisses on her neck and move on to her boobies.
>>154122830
>playing with kittens
>not evil
>>154131810
w-what then?
>>154132115
Then you kiss her again. She'll press her body against yours, you pick her up and carry her to the bedroom. And then you have gentle and loving sex with the lich.
>>154132050
>cats = kittens
At worst it implies she's slightly evil
>>154122751
Funniest scene in season 1 desu
>>154137127
but would you let her suck it out?
>>154128400
>w-where are you kissing? please we can't, i'm not warm yet
I really like Wiz, but why does she have have skin and Flesh if she's supposed be a Lich?
Why not call her something else?
>>154137998
Because letting your skin and flesh rot away is not mandatory for liches. She's generally not the kind that focuses on magical research and disregards everything else including their body.
>caring about necrotits when best girl is waiting for bath time
>>154138153That ain't Lalatina fAm
>>154118147
Wiz is just too cute.
>>154138317
Fuck off
armpit goddess
>>154139997
darkness is so best her degeneracy actually threatens to derail the story with how easily her and kazuma could fall into indulging it.
look where his hand is
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>154121469
/tg/ here. The simple answer is "yes". The complicated answer is "yes, but".
A lich would have to basically be demi-god level powerful to be able to create life within itself using only magic and semen. This also depends on how the lich is sustaining its appearance (this one has preserved itssaggingand jiggly flesh presumably though powerful restoration magic or different magic rules). For example, a flesh body could be made to create life via traditional pregnancy using magic to do all the things the body would normally do. A flesh body that is an illusion probably couldn't rear life in the same way. Most lich don't even bother to keep their appearance human looking and they just let their flesh rot off as they have more important things to do now that they're practically immortal.
>>154140190
>it's not fair
Die a few times and you can have the same thing.
PURGE
>>154124267
I'm a filthy secondary, but I'm pretty sure I've heard that she uses most of her mana to prevent her body from decaying at all. I think somebody said she became a lich against her will or by accident, so unlike one that became one on purpose, she still has a major attachment to her body.
Can somebody confirm that I'm not making something up?
>>154140240
What the hell do liches do all day anyway? I figure the point would be immortality, and it seems like eternal youth is a big part of the appeal there.
>>154140635
"Traditionally" lich are after power for some personal goal (godhood, generic "knowledge", power over local kingdoms, Illuminati style rule, really it's pretty much selfish reasons every time).
The couple times I rolled a lich I did one who was obsessed with studying magic, to the point that they figured out how to become a lich (having to commit some atrocities to do so) so that they could keep studying long after their body would have normally died. The second was a revenge story about getting back at an in-game demi-god who had taken power by force over regular mortals, but was beyond the scope of traditional heroes to take down. The party all went on their own paths to achieve demi-god-hood to take down this other demi-god; it was a really fun game.
TL;DR: People become lich for selfish reasons almost every single time and it's almost always related to attaining power though magic and it's study.
>>154140635
In D&D worlds where liches exist, magic knowledge is acquired through studying.
Infinite time = infinite studying = infinite power.
>>154140991
That's a cute toque. I'd be tempted to buy one if there was a quality one.
>>154128579
is lalatina actually pregnant with his child or just getting fat?
>>154141012
That's not a toque, buddy.
>>154141314
>implying Loli-NEET would impregnate Darkness
>>154121469
Depends on the lore. In this series who knows, have they explained why she isn't a rotting corpse yet?
>>154141982
>rotting corpse
She's a ethereal ghost-like lich, not a corpse lich. Corpses don't turn transparent.
Why is this show so good
>>154118147
What does one have to do to become a lich in the konosuba world?
I want to murder and rape Aqua.
>>154142785
I want to rape her and bully her, murdering her would be pretty boring.
>>154142727
You need to be a kind wizard of some power who needs to stay alive for whatever reason.
That's what both the liches shown so far were.
>>154142785
>>154143079
I don't want to kill aqua. I want to bully and rape her into submission and make her my little pet.
>>154140324
No. I want to kiss the lich and not harm her.
>>154122830
>implying it is not a kitten that plays with her
>>154143146
thanks senpai
>>154142710
Is this Nichijou reference?
Does that count as necrophilia?
I'd still do it.
>>154122830
Chomsuke seems pretty strong for a cat.
>>154140635
Play pac man with skellies
Yawn a lot
Hang out with three ghastly elfs
>>154144221
No.
Arent Konosuba characters pretty weaksauce compared to DnD, one of its inspirators?
Wiz the Lich is pretty much nothing compared to based Soth
>>154144366
Nothing to regret, then.
Unless this is a forced arrangement
No one should have their way with the precious Wiz against her wishes
>>154144413
Wiz uses a lot of her magics to keep herself soft, warm and smooth.
>>154144427
Only gentle loving is allowed in any way.
>>154121469
>can a magic caster do [thing]
If you use D&D or PF or other D&D-like spinoffs, a caster can do anything given enough time, money, and power (which is an extension of time).
>>154144413
wizardry you mean
>>154144413
>oh shite a crossbow
Gets me every time
>>154138153
>a literal coolface
>>154144413
>weaksauce
Wiz's powerlevel seems to be around level 13-15. Explosion feels like a tier 9 fireball. Tier 9 spells are at least level 17 to cast but seeing as she's pretty drained after using it I'll just pretend she's somehow using it prematurely.
She uses a shittier version of Teleport Object (tier 7) too.
>>154126026
welcome to the axis cult
>>154128495
>trench-shitter.
what does this mean?
>>154144868
I think it's like a poo in the loo or something
I bet many anons are going to defect to another camp when Katzuma encounters another titty monster in the next episode.
>>154145108
It's more plausible then defecting to the Axis Cult.
>>154145108
Will that titty monster be a kindhearted airhead lich called Wiz?
>>154145108
>another tittymonster
Wolbach?
>>154122298
>>154145277Ptooi
>>154140400
As usual, filthy secondaries get it all wrong. Its pretty much all wrong. She became a lich because she was about to die but she needed power to save her party companions lives. Basically the dullahan from the first season used his sure death curse on them so she needed to go beat him up to cancel the curse. As far as her spending mana to keep her looks, its never been said if she does anything. In D&D you dont become a mummified walking corpse instantly, your body ages like normal and you can use magic to preserve your age. You can assume she uses magic to keep her looks but she has only said she is eternally 20.
>>154145688
Is Wiz the maid?
>>154145378
Wolbachia
Male to female
HAMBUGER
>>154125552
>>154140190
>he kept adjusting her to feel her breasts
>>154145735
I have no idea what youre talking about. Also Wiz is a murderhobo so she doesent have any skills outside killing things.
Reminder that Aqua is a shit for bullying the lich in the first season. Poor girl didn't ask for anything and the damegami went full "she's an undead and I'm supposed to destroy undeads" bullshit worthy of religious extremism.
>>154145910
That was Wiz when she was alive, no? And I'm talking about the mom of the buried girl in the mansion
All right lads, how is the second season so far? I only watched the first.
>>154146019
Wiz was a high level adventurer when she was alive. She was trying to kill Vanir while Vanir was trolling her endlessly. Vanir is the one that gave her the lich ritual to go beat dullahan.
I dont think much has been said about the family that lived in the mansion. I think Aqua just talked to the ghost girl and Aqua hates her because she keeps drinking Aquas booze.
>>154118147
>you will never divine smite her to oblivion as a Paladin
Suffering.
>>154146112
Wiz was happy about Kazuma taking care of the grave so I thought maybe and she wanted to say something but refrained, it seemed.
>high level adventurer
Yeah she was also a near-literal murderhobo iirc, wasn't she one of those short-tempered mages?
>>154146238
She was cool tempered normally but lost her shit when Vanir kept trolling her for ages.
>>154146261
She should've succ'd him off
Liches need love too.
>>154140809
Man I wish I had people to play dnd with
>>154146642
Just go to /tg/ or something and see if you can find a group for newbies.
>>154146699
That's a good idea actually thanks
>>154146780
Pathfinder and 5e are the hot D&D-like systems these days.
>>154146568
Stop. She's not the kind of lich to just suck people without asking for consent first.
>>154118147
Can Wiz give birth?
>>154147009
*Charms person*
>>154147108
She technically didn't charm Kazuma, he willingly allowed her to suck him dry.
Do Liches scratch the itch?
>>154147303
only when handled correctly
>>154146238
In all fairness, if you're undead (or even a necromancer, can't forget you wonderful pasty freaks) you're probably going to have a bit more appreciation for people respecting the dead and their memorials than the average people around town.
>>154118147
People are being too mean to Hanekawa in this show.
Would a lich like Wiz marry a mortal?
>>154147723
Most necromancers dont really respect the dead since their whole thing is enslaving souls to do their bidding.
I can't believe Wiz is fucking dead
>>154147853
>Undead
fix'd
>>154147789
Yes, and I suppose the people in town wouldn't be so happy to see you use their relatives as personal slaves.
>>154147892
>not stripping way the flesh first and only using the skeletons
Amateur.
>>154131810
Somewhere along in your life when you are investigated this post will come back to you are everyone will be able to see it.
>>154148046
Hey, it's not necrophilia if it's UNdeadYes, it totally is
>>154147990
>Not using their flesh to create golems
>Not using the decaying flesh to spread diseases
What are thou casul?
>>154148046
Fantasizing about beautiful liches is not a crime or a reason to be ashamed.
>>154121245
She probably listens to momcore.
hot
>>154121469
Can A lich get me pregnant?Also how to execute vampires quickly?
>>154148946
Wooden cock titfuck.
>tfw wiz cold soft thighs
>>154149155
Arent liches supposed to be unnaturally warm?
>>154149155
She's warm. Unknown if she just is warm or she keeps her body heat up with magic.
>>154149155
That looks like he's smelling her cunt.
>>154149244
Then it's magic and activated on special occasions.
Still even cool lich thighs must be wonderful to rest your head on.
>>154149274
Pretty sure he was.
>>154149296
>You will never wait for Wiz to warm her body up before you have sex
Why live
>you will never exorcize Wiz
>you will never mana drain Megumin so she can never cast Explosion ever again
Why even live.
>>154149522
Is she a lamia?
>>154149616
No, a lich.
>>154148735
>take a lich
>dress her up as a wight
>>154149697
Doesn't matter. This specific Lich would look wonderful in any clothes. Or without them.
>>154149184
No, they're just corpses
Really old ones are just a floating skull.
>>154150075
>you will never marry Wiz, become a lich yourself, help her run the shop and eventually age with her becoming a pair of floating skulls
>>154150075
>Really old ones are just a floating skull.
That's a demilich, which is like a double-lich in a sense that a lich needs to do a ritual where he stores shitton of power in gems and plants them on his skull. When the ritual completes, the rest of the body just turns to dust and you get a very powerful floating skull
>>154150315
Could he become a moon by drawing even more power?
>>154144413
Har, I see thou has already resorted to yur sidearm, open thine mouth man at arms, here comes a brandi dick.
>>154148735UGHHHH
>>154150441
No amount of power will make you Japanese.
>>154150535
Looka Im a japaneseu!
>>154150535
No I meant a real moon like Mannimarco.
>>154150604
>japaneseu
Nipponese
Is it ever specified where her phylactery is?
Also what would happen if you licked a lich's phylactery?
>>154150535
>No amount of power will make you Japanese.
It's called Polymorph.
>>154150646
Nipplish
>>154150760
She doesn't seem to have one, a lot of fantasy avoid the whole "and they literally carry around their soul in a box" thing. Otherwise she wouldn't be so pissed off at dying, Liches with a phylactery can't die just by getting hit with a turn undead.
>licked a lich's phylactery
Probably the same thing that happens when you grab a slime girl's core.
>>154150909
Bet she could counterturn if she wasn't so nice and ditzy.
>>154150932
Given that she's a Lich she almost guarenteed has Finger of Death on her list.
>>154150870
>Wasting a high level slot like Polymorph for something easily doable with Alter Self
Wow, stop casting any time
>>154151371
Wizards pls go.
>>154151417
How many strange and unusual things can you see in this image?
>Penguins for shoes
>Sitting on a spider
>Octopus belt
>Fannypack full of spiders
>Skull with gem eyes for a cup
>>154151371
>permanency
If you just wanted to look different Presdigitation is enough.
>>154151524
>Strange
>Unusual
You clearly haven't met many wizards.