How do I become cool like Mr. Kaji, so cool that everyone that

>>154078266
Stop coming here would be a start

>>154078266
Say what you think basically
it would also help to be intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

How can you become the coolest guy if we're all little girls?

>>154079661
would be even more of a feat if one managed
still tho, how would one manage?

>Be handsome
>Groom
>Work out
>Know trivial knowledge that is actually applicable(Mainly cooking and DIY)
>Have interesting stories to tell
>Master the art of acting
>Understand human psychology
>Be involved with shadow governments for that ominous aura

>>154078266
You would have to spend your life as a civil servant fighting nepotism instead of shitposting on a board for little girls, and you'd probably end up the same as the original.

>>154078266
Kaiji is cooler.

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>>154080216
>Understand human psychology

>>154078266
Get cucked by a 14 year old.

>>154078266

>How do I become cool like Mr. Kaji

You're aware the two subjects of his fondling just so happened to be miserable wrecks seeking the warmth of another right? Ritsuko and Misato had shitty lives, they knew him from college and he just takes advantage of them every time he meets them.

They're willing to indulge him and that's their fault why he's known as a playboy.

>>154080216
>Kaji Ryoji
>grooming
>ever
>>154080450
>civil servant fighting nepotism
he fucking gave Adam to Gendo, he's not a civil servant that was just his double agent game when in reality he's a triple agent
>>154081578
he did fuck Misato repeatedly throughout the story and Shinji didn't
and he was cool even before Misato met Shinji

>>154081612
Are you saying this guy wouldn't be (seen as) cool if it wasn't for Misato and Ritsuko and let's even include Asuka?

>>154081688
>he did fuck Misato repeatedly throughout the story
He fucked her once during the events of Evangelion. And are you saying that if you are fucking a girl and she gets stolen away by someone else you're not a cuck? Most relationships involve sex. Literally the day after he dies she tries to jump Shinji's dick. If Shinji wasn't such a pussy he would be fucking that pussy with Kaji watching from heaven.

Have a threesome with NERV's commander kid and his angel bf

>>154082584
Shinji is a pussy, therefore Kaji didn't get cucked by him

>>154082770
Shinji is a pussy and Kaji still got cucked by him.

>>154082880
He didn't, though. Right up to her death, the one Misato loved was always only kaji

>>154082913
>He didn't, though. Right up to her death, the one Misato loved was always only kaji
That's why she tried to jump Shinji's dick the day after Kaji died?

>>154082940
She didn't, though

>>154082998
Yes she did, have you even watched the series?

>>154083038
No, she didn't. Prove to me that she was going to fuck him in that bedroom scene. There's no proof or evidence, just your headcanon.

>>154083094
>No, she didn't. Prove to me that she was going to fuck him in that bedroom scene.
Not that guy, have only made one reply earlier in this thread. But you gotta be autistic if you don't think she tried to sleep with him. It wasn't even implied. The way she talks to him and touches him, and the way he reacts(he sees her as a motherfigure, not as a woman he wants to fuck) and then her thoughts as she walks away from his room. Misato's only way to handle her grief is sex, and she thinks Shinji wants that too after he thinks he lost Rei, so she tries to sleep with him. They are both pretty broken and fucked up people.

I'm honestly surprised people didn't pick up on the fact that she tried to fuck Shinji in that scene, it's as stupid as people thinking Kaji didn't die because we didn't see his corpse.

>>154083094
That scene makes literally no sense if she didn't try to sleep with him, the way she touches him, the sexual imagery in that scene, his reaction and her thoughts as she walks away. None of that makes any sense if she didn't try to fuck him. I think you should rewatch the series because you obviously don't remember much.

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>>154078266

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I don't know man but Kaji was CIA spy in NERV and wanted to stop this madness but he was killed by jews from SEELE. His real name was Bill Wilson true american patriot.

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>>154083472
That line about Misato's melons was one of the finest things about Eva's dub.

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>>154079661

>>154083309
>the sexual imagery in that scene
this one? http://imgur.com/a/f4qOP
are you seriously on about this?
>>154083607
>CIA spy
he was a spy for the jap ministry of internal affairs or something like that
>>154083612
uh I missed it, is it in the rebuilds?

>>154078266
be confident, give very little fucks if people tell you you're an asshole
try not to be an exaggerated asshole in the meantime

>>154085895
Episode 19, when he talks to Shinji while watering the melons.

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everybody look at this guy
how can you say he's not the coolest guy in the series?
even if he got cucked by shinji, which he didn't because shinji (involuntarily?) refused drunk purple hair advances, he'd still be the coolest guy in the series
>>154086098
thanks a lot

>>154086302
Gendo is cooler

>>154086626
Gendo didn't get mad pussy
Gendo had a cool pose but you'd have to be in a pretty high up position to pull of the Gendo pose and his "attitude" in general
Gendo ended up in prison because he was an asshole
best girl wasn't all over Gendo, mind this is true only unless you think rei is best girl, in which case you're wrong anyway

>>154086842
>Gendo didn't get mad pussy
He was fucking four chicks all at the same time. Kaji only had one.

He never went into prison, what are you smoking?

>>154086882
>He was fucking four chicks all at the same time.
he didn't even fuck four different chicks from 1999 to 2015
he got yui, then he got ritsuko's mom, then he got ritsuko
>Kaji only had one.
kaji had misato and could have had asuka and could have probably gotten most of the other girls
>[Gendo] never went into prison
in ep.21 Fuyutsuki goes to get him at the police central after he spent the night, in a cell I'm guessing, because he got drunk and subsequently got into a fight

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>>154083607
>killed by jews from SEELE
go home /pol/