how do I become cool like Mr Kaji, so that if anybody saw the

>>154042119
fuck a mentally unstable alcoholic and do gardening

>>154042119
Step 1: Stop watching anime

>>154042719
this
Step 2: Start looking after yourself
Step 3: Find a job in a paramilitary organization

>>154042119
Here's the real question: how does one become a spy? Do I put an ad in the paper?

>>154042834
>Step 3: Find a job in a paramilitary organization
How do I do that m8

>>154043084
You get a bachelor's degree in something that isn't useless, get in shape, have above average intelligence, apply to become a paramilitary operations officer in the CIA and hope you make it
Protip: you won't

>>154042502
I dislike gardening in general, does cooking or playing music work as well?
>>154042834
>wanting to become like Kaji
>Start looking after yourself
Kaji doesn't look after himself much

>>154043090
http://www.jagranjosh.com/articles-police-paramilitary-forces-1303378959-1
here
>>154043170
>Kaji doesn't look after himself much
He's messy, but that mess is almost perfect in its attractiveness. It's an art to appear messy yet sexy, anon.
also
>disliking gardening
come on, you're a boy after all

>>154043130
Oh, come on, it has to be easier than that. You don't have to spy for the CIA, after all.

>>154043273
If you want to be a legit spy it's going to be difficult, anon.
if you just want to be a """spy""" but actually listen to conversations while sitting on your ass all day, apply to the NSA

>>154043266
>http://www.jagranjosh.com/articles-police-paramilitary-forces-1303378959-1
So just become a cop?

>>154043423
I thought that was what real spies did for the most part? Don't they just do their jobs while keeping an ear out?

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>>154043467
Start with it
Although I would certainly start with Army, I'm certainly sure Kaji and Misato had to roam forests before they got their jobs at coffee tables

>>154043559
>tfw I'm actually going to enlist in a few months
Too bad I'm going infantry instead of intel, I guess.