Why haven't you worshiped me in recent times, /a/?!
We literally just had a thread that lasted an entire week for Yuki
>>153995495
And who is Yuki?
There were some six threads last week
The church of Sasaki.
>>153995453
Worship me butthole with yer tongue,then maybe I'll think of rewatching S2.
>>153995453
nobody remembers you nowdays
Endless eight was a mistake
>>153999501
My brain agrees, but my dick thinks otherwise
>>153995453
My God gives me parking spots and shit. You can't even give me a third season.
Lets pray for our godess ofpachinko
It's been too long since you last performed a miracle. Step up your divine game.
>>154000885
She does miracles for my dick every other day though
>>153995453
Because I dropped your show while it was airing
>>153995453
I worship your creation!
>>153995453
I still do. Just not as often.
I offer a sacrifice of semen regularly though.
>>153995453
I have always hated you and your shitty show. Where's that fucking FMP remake already?
>>154007429
Season not remake.
>>154007429
>>153995495
Who cares about that generic shit?
>>154007558
I want to lean Haruhi against this desk and rail her from behind in this bunny costume.
>>153995453
I will worship you when I get a new season.
>>153999528
d > b
What is the best order to watch the seasons and the movie? Is the 2009 version similar to FMA and FMA-B or are the stories different?
I wish I could read through just ONE of these threads without getting a painful boner.
>>154009318
you should see a doctor about that
>>154008701
How though? Are you going to take the costume off first? Or do that uncomfortable thing where you pull the fabric aside and have shitty PVC texture grinding on your dick?
>>154009302
Watch it chronologically if watching the whole thing. The left order only works for the first season and if you disregard the existence of the 2nd and the movie. All episodes are important though.
>>154009602
cool thanks
>>154009573
I would pick her by her arm to take her out of the chair, lean her against the desk, then rip her clothes, but only the part where I would put my dick since clothed sex is so much better. She probably wouldn't mind much, after all, having fun and new experiences is all she wants.
i'm trying my best haruhi
>>153995453
I have a new god now.
Haruhi was japanese, and axis cult is the devil.
>>154010545
Never tell weaboos the truth, Huey
>>154010545
Der Junge ist ja total bedient.
>>154009318
You should deal with it
I have, I read the first book and I have the next 3 on the mail. I haven't watched the anime though.
>>153999694
My god gave me president Donald Trump.
>>153995453
I don't worship being X
>>153995453
Will the series ever get an ending?
>>154011538
Yes
>>153995453
Because last time we tried you got your show stuck in an endless loop.
>>154010545
That's it you motherfucker.
>>154011538
Most likely not. The author has pretty much abandoned it.
>>154011538classified information
>>154013431
I hate Mikuro.
>>154013569
Don't be ashamed It's 2017 after all
>>154013870
ashamed of what?
>>154014562
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
>>154014624
I don't find her that attractive for anime standards, Haruhi is better and Mikuro is just annoying and vapid.
>>153995453
Put no other god before Haruhi, for Haruhi is a jealous god!
>>154014963
>jealous
>implying
She knows she's already won.
>>154009302
>watch
No, you read it. It's an LN; it's not difficult.
>>154014710
You're not wrong. Mikuro is the obvious worst out of the main girls, especially when she has to compete with both Haruhi and Nagato.
>>154015154
I'm not a particular fan of Nagato, but she's indeed leagues above Mikuro.
>>153995453
Literally who?
>>154015154
Present Mikuru is because she just obeys instructions.
Future Mikuru is pretty cool.
AND Haruhi spake all the words, saying,
I am Haruhi thy God, which have brought thee out of the hand land of Moeblob, out of the house of bondage.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images, or any likeness of any thing that is Yuki, or that is Ryoko, or that is Mikuru.
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I Haruhi thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the anons upon thy posts unto the third and fourth years of them that hate me;
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Thou shalt not that the name of Haruhi thy God in vain; for I will not hold him guiltless that taketh her name in vain.
Remember the Endless Eight, to keep in holy.
Seven days thou shalt post, and do all they work;
But the eighth day is sabbath of Haruhi thy God; in it thou shalt not do any work, nor thy alts, nor thy alt IPs, thy father, thy mother, nor thy Kyon, nor thy computer that is within thy gates:
For in seven days Haruhi made the heaven and the earth, the threads, and all that in them is, and rested on the eighth day: wherefore Haruhi blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
Honor thy LN and thy alternate universes: that thy days be long upon the land which Haruhi thy God giveth thee.
Thou shalt not love Yuki.
Thou shalt not look at Sasaki.
Thou shalt not look at Mikuru.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy imouto.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's posts, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's waifu. nor is husbando, nor his Kyon, nor his Future Mikuru, nor his Itsuki, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's.
>>154015154
>>154015204
Your personal preference is noted
>>153995453
Because your author is a lazy piece of shit who can't be assed to continue your story
>>153996069
So uh, did the drawfag who started this ever finish it? Asking for a friend.
Haruhi-ism was fun for about 5 years, but I've started to lose interest and I almost don't care anymore.
>>154015011
The fanarts with Haruhi and Sasaki as opposites are so good.
>>154016528
It's from an old Volvox image set
>>154016589
That's because they are and we desperately need to see it in picture
>>154016579
That's better like that. Can't invest too much thought in something so uncertain. Maybe if S3 comes one day I'll feel as hyped as before, but until then, moving on is the only viable course of action.
>Tfw you realize there are millennials on 4chan right now who would have been 10 years old when Endless 8 was airing
Getting old sucks
>>154014624
It's get bigger when I pull on it.
>>154016768
it's okay you can smoke pot now
>>154016768
I was around 13,but I'd already been on /a/ a couple years.
>You will never get to see Yasumi
What do?
>>154016579
>I've started to lose interest and I almost don't care anymore.
I understand this feeling, but for me it's a sad one.
>>154016832
Is this motherfucker depicting God as a drug addict?
>#6. The Elation of Haruhi Suzumiya: Let’s be honest, while Kyoto Animation’s other work is great, we’re all excited whenever they adapt more Haruhi. This season adapts novels 21 to 25 of the ongoing novel series, finally getting into Haruhi and Kyon’s college years, and it does a great job of balancing their ongoing relationship and their supernatural adventures. Honestly, there’s not much to say here, the Haruhi series continues to be as popular as it is for a reason.
http://www.animemaru.com/anime-marus-top-10-anime-of-2016/
We are truly living in the worst timeline.
>>154017282
Maybe in the beta timeline.
>>154017468
no anon you don't want to get in the BETA timeline
>>154017577
Just search "volvox haruhi" it's not that hard
>>154017453
I have a hard time imaging a Punpun anime, let alone an OVA. I don't know if they'd be able to get the right "feel" in animated form.
>>153995453
Will worship help bring /a/ another championship?
Go voice Pachira for Magipoka season 2 for Bob Ross's sake.
>>153995453
Haruhi has been discontinued- er, I mean, she was never one of our deities.
>>154020514
go back to riding your pig's dick
>>153995453
Because you're irrelevant.
>>154020685
That shouldn't be the case.
>>154021213
It's not our fault if Tanigawa allowed Haruhiism to die by not releasing new books.
>>154020514
You heathen!
>>154021343
Spice and Wolf was still going strong after 6 years before they got their new books. Most of the people who liked Haruhi are gone and replaced with people who hate the series nowadays.
>>154021568
Didn't they get anime afterward though?
Haruhi has been at a standstill since 2011, Disappearance is a satisfying open ending for the series so people expected more in the next few years but stopped waiting afterward.
It's also and mostly because we had all these fake S3 announcement, nobody has time to believe again after all that shit
>>154021645
>It's also and mostly because we had all these fake S3 announcement, nobody has time to believe again after all that shit
Between Endless 8 and pachinko, there was just too much trolling for people to maintain their faith
>>154021810
This year was pretty bad too. Big hype for 10th anniversary, get a live action commercial advertising something. End result is a (mediocre) song that was already in pachinko machines and a really overpriced re-release of the blu-rays (which I don't even think sold more than like 500 copies given that it didn't show up in sales charts at all).
>>154021918
Honestly it's just been continuous disappointment since the end of S1. Disappearance was the only bright spot, and even that was after we all expected Disappearance to be in S2.
There was no worse time than Endless 8 though. I honestly can't think of a time when /a/ was shittier than when Endless 8 was airing.
>>154022082
>hating on E8
>>154022082
>Honestly it's just been continuous disappointment since the end of S1
At least you stuck with the ever better novels like a true follower, right?
>>154022384
I did but I just want to see them animated now. The ride never ends.
>>154022426
>You will never see Haruhi giving Kyon chocolate.
>>154022800
>You will never see Haruhi and Kyon wander around a spooky mansion during a blizzard
WHY
>>153995453
You become entry level and normalfag friendly, people can't see me praising you anymore.
>>154021645
>Haruhi has been at a standstill since 2011
Actually 2013 anon.
>>154023264
Haven't read that one, I think it'll only frustrate me more.
Haruhi Kyon is already a perfect canon otp anyway
>>154022800
here anon.
fucking fags still have to believe in our goddess
>>154023318
>it'll only frustrate me more
It'll make you feel warm and fuzzy.
>>154023329
wait they actually digged the damn chocolates
>>154023368
fuck you assholeyou sold me on it i'm going to feel that again am I not
>>154023418
Do it for this
>>154023679
>Actually thought that the Merry Xmas was cum
I have gone too far.
>>154022134
The worst part wasn't Episode 8 itself, it was how during that whole summer if you made a thread with nothing but "ENDLESS 8 ENDLESS 8 ENDLESS 8 ENDLESS 8" in the OP, it would have guaranteed replies with no other threads getting bumped
>>154022868
Can Haruhi still be considered entry-level when it's been forgotten by everyone except those who were already into anime when it was airing?
>>154023679
Oh God how could I have forgotten to protect this smile ;_;
>>154025955
>haruhi will never shoot her cum from her massive futa dick into a perfect christmas message in your window for all to see.
weow
>>154026521
Life is truly suffering
>>154026235
I think it can still be entry level since there's no reason it can't be. The problem lies in recommending the series, which I find is pretty much impossible at this point. The only real merit it ever had was "it's good" or "it's a must watch" because you can't recommend it under any other pretense.
It has romance but isn't a romance series.
It has drama but isn't a drama series.
It has action but isn't an action series.
It has mystery but isn't a mystery series.
It has a lot of slice of life but it also gets very serious at times.
It's a sci-fi where there can be episodes with very little sci-fi influence.
It just doesn't do anything, which means you can't just recommend it under any basis other than "this series is good".
>>154026692
>It has romance but isn't a romance series.
>It has drama but isn't a drama series.
>It has action but isn't an action series.
>It has mystery but isn't a mystery series.
>It has a lot of slice of life but it also gets very serious at times.
>It's a sci-fi where there can be episodes with very little sci-fi influence.
If I was watching the series for the first time, this description would probably compel me to watch it. Haruhi can be described as "it's good and it's cross-genre so it's got something for everyone to enjoy".
To me, an entry-level series is one that isn't too weird for normalfags to enjoy, and is either airing right now and is extremely popular or has remained popular over the years.
The reason why I think Haruhi's status as an entry-level show might be fading is because it's been gradually forgotten since its height of popularity in the 2000s. I can't see anyone just getting into anime nowadays who would start off with this series. The only thing that would revive it is if Tanigawa somehow managed to get off his ass and write new books fast enough so that we finally got a S3.
I'm so ashamed to be human
>>154008229
People with taste.