What evil deeds have you committed in the name of Demon Lord

I didn't flush

>>153958653
Please go flush.

>>153958024
I jacked off with my sisters panties

I left the water running while I brushed my teeth

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>>153958952
Ain't my house

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I typed in English on NicoNico.

>>153958985
Please go wash them
>>153959042
It's rude regardless.

>"have a good day sir"
>don't respond back with "thanks, you too"
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>153959080
>evil deeds
It's like you don't want us to actually do anything bad. Not flushing is tame, I could go shoot out some windows if you want.

>>153959262
As long as you replace the window after you've broken it.

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>>153959298

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I pirated tax prep software!

Also why did the other thread become a /g/ thread?

>>153958024
I masturbated to Demon Lord Satanya

>>153958024

I fap to Satania and didn't wash my hands afterwards.

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>>153958024
When I was going in a room there was a woman coming in behind me and I didn't hold the door open for her.

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I threw a tissue not in a garbage can but onto the street.

>>153958024
I pirated a game even though I own it.

>>153959080
Vigne please

Took the bus home. Didn't thank the bus driver.

>>153958024
I was late for work because alcoholism

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I skipped breakfast and went straight to lunch

I didn't button up my cardigan and then didn't take notes during class.

>>153960794
Vigne, shouldn't you be taking care of Gab instead of wasting time on the internet?

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>>153960077

>>153959077
Sweet Jesus... That's an S-class demonic act!

I started indicating the wrong direction when I am driving.

Only in racing sims

>>153960411
That is not an evil, that is just stupid.

I recycled a bottle with the cap still on.

I did something pretty hardcore... When someone sneezed near me, I didn't tell them 'God bless you.'

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satania thread unamused

>>153961702
Did you know that not saying the phrase was the original gesture? The phrase actually negates the "blessing".

I threw plastic into the common garbage

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>>153961702
Saying "God bless you" is an evil deed itself. It's the kind of microagression that could tick off atheists or heretics.

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>>153961982
whatever you said

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>>153961982
That just means it's a truly perfect evil deed. Whether you do it or not, you still do evil!

>>153961903
I threw a shitton of bottles and cardboard boxes into the apartment's trash chute, myself.

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I skipped breakfast

>>153962541

That is indeed bad, only for you thought.

>>153962541
breakfast is the most important meal of the day. The only person who suffered from this evil act of yours was yourself.

>>153962589
>>153962610
Sounds U N H O L Y to me.

>>153962541
I brushed my teeth before breakfast, but then I skipped breakfast.

>>153962720
I had a completely unbalanced breakfast with no regard for the 5 basic food groups.

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>>153958024
The cashier told me to have a good day but I had a bad day.

>>153962692
You're on your way to becoming a lich.

Start skipping all of your meals and the Unholy energy will begin transforming you.

>>153963077
Sounds like he was the real evil one here. He built you up and gave you false expectations that your life could be something more than a series of complete and utter fuckups.

>>153958024
I didn't replace the toilet paper with a new roll when I used the last of it.
Cower before my boundless evil.

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>>153963077
Dude, what the fuck?

>>153963147
That's so evil you'll be kicked out of hell for it!

I just watched a YouTube video I really liked and didn't give a thumbs up!

I drank the milk straight from the carton.

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Coding in Java apparently

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I never post stuff in its original state. I either scale it down or put some other kind of flaw in it.

Oh, and I saged.

>>153963472
At least it wasn't Python.

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I'm an American and I didn't get shot or shoot anyone else.

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>speed limit: 54
>drive 55

>>153958024
Fuck off McDowell

>>153963803
That means your unamerican, which is actually points towards being good.

>>153960077
>I pirated possibly backdoored software to perform a vital act that includes providing my social insurance, all identifying numbers and my financials.

I switched lanes without using my turn signal.

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I went to class and didn't take notes! I just drew Tenma's adorable face instead!

>>153963242
I know! Next time I might just settle for putting one on with the paper hanging the wrong way. Gotta take care not to be too evil and get a smiting.

>>153963402
Inhumanly evil and savage. How can you show your face in society?

>>153964175
> liking Tenma
I guess you really are evil.

>>153963921
>speed limit: 54

What kind of arbitrary limit is that?

>>153964276
Ask Jay-Z

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>>153958024
I got Breath of the Wild early and I didn't leak the title key.

I made an old person feel weak and enfeebled by carrying them across the street!

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>>153958024
Was planning to make a full body satania beadsprite and teased someone, who's also a fan of satania, on how i'll give it to him after it finish it. Dropped making the art mid way cause laziness. Guy keeps on following for any progress and lie about how i'm still working on it. Pic related, fuck skirts.

>>153965134
This sounds Gabriel kind of devilish.

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>>153965134
monster