Why are vampires so sexual?

>yuri
into the trash it goes

>>153928406
the neck is an erogenous zone

That's how they trick you into letting them get near your neck.

>>153928406
Sauce? Reverse search yields nothing.

Sexuality is at their core concept. Dracula is basically a metaphor for the MC's fiancee getting cucked away by the count and then getting won back with the power of the dick.

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>>153929066
seifuku no vampiress lord

>>153929122
so dracula is an NTR doujin?

>>153928875
^ that. have you never had a partner kiss/bite/hickie your neck?

>>153928406
>Why are vampires so sexual?
Why are vampires most popular fantasy monsters? Why did twilight make SO MUCH MONEY?

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>>153928947
Oh nooooo
Those monsters

>>153930125
Most other monsters are ugly. Zombies are undead too but you wouldn't want one near you

>can see herself in a mirror
dropped

>>153930273
bet you wish you couldn't see yourself in the mirror huh

>>153930125
>Why are vampires most popular fantasy monsters?
they're like humans but cooler

Vampires stories have been sexual metaphors for almost as long as they have existed.

>you now realize your mom was rubbing herself raw to Anne Rice novels in the other room when she was 'reading'

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>>153930617
Fucking shots fired

>>153929122
Maybe the cinematic version, but wasn't he just a metaphor for disease?

>>153928947
The blood sucking I don't quite get. The way it happens in fiction it looks like they'e only maybe drinking a cap full of blood at most and living off of that, since they're not doing it for very long. I mean nowadays it's just a flimsy excuse for smut but it feels weird.

>>153933122
blood is life

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Wasn't the first female vampire, Carmilla, a lesbian?

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/x/phile here, kind of an expert on this topic.

>>153930125
Twilight's popularity is because Edward Cullen was created to be an impossibly perfect fantasy boyfriend. He's gorgeous, powerful, wealthy, a nice guy, and sexual without being threatening (he insists they wait). Most important, he's intensely devoted to Bella and only Bella. Pic related is the exact same deal.

>>153932390
Specifically, fangs are phallic metaphors. This allows forbidden pairings like female vamp on male victim (symbolic pegging). The Victorians were weird like that, you had to be prim and starched on the surface layer, but the subtext could be all kinds of naughty.

>>153933122
Depends on what you're reading. Rice's vampires drain you dead if they're hungry, but they don't have to. In Vampire the Masquerade (the tabletop game the computer game Bloodlines is off of) the mechanics have a blood point as roughly a pint, and you spend one a night just to "live".

>>153934638
>first female vampire
Le Fanu's Carmilla is an early female vamp, and probably counts as lez.
Elizabeth Bathory is older, and her victims were mostly female if the stories are to be taken at face value. But she's not fictional, so you may not count her.