this kills the crab

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This kills the crab.

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I just don't care about this shit anymore.

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>>153914300
Why would he bother kissing that fat slut when Shinobu is literally perfection in every way possible.

>>153914300
>implying this wouldn't turn crab on

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>tfw even an imaginary kiss is shown onscreen but the real ones with crab aren't

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>>153916698

>>153914677
That's not how Mario would handle that.

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>>153916698
araragi still chooses crab even when cat is still on the table

>>153914300
so best girl (Cat) finally won? good!

>>153914300
Will Redditgahara ever recover?

but it was just arararagis fantasy

I wonder how Crab feels about being so inferior to Cat in every possible way

>>153918896
only because araragi's too much of a whiteknight to leave someone he's already with for another

>>153916698
There are no kiss scenes between Araragi and Hitagi in the books. Only one implicit kiss in Owari 3.
Araragi never describes their private life.

>>153914795
Exactly, I think this shit has run its course for a while now.

I think Im gonna bring a portable bbq with me to village east cinema in april and just cook some crabs before the start of pt 3

>>153922227
Crab won you know?

>>153922415
Not if I pretend Kizu is a standalone film series she didn't.

>>153922495
Well. Hanekawa didn't win anything in Kizu anyway. Not even a real kiss.

>>153914884
this

crab is cute when she's afraid of being NTR'd by cat

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>>153924747
oh yeah really cute

>>153914677
Is Maid Dragon full of humor like this? I kinda dig it and will probably check it out if so.

>>153926242
Kanna's always eating shit, check it out

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>TAC to the gyro
>this kills the crab

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU IDIOTS EVEN CARE

Senjougahara and Araragi broke up like three times.

Nisio can't write romance.

>>153926374
>Senjougahara and Araragi broke up like three times.

Sounds exactly like teenage romance desu

>>153914300
Friendly reminder that Araragi is only allowed to make love with Hanekawa.

>>153926374
>Senjougahara and Araragi broke up like three times.
>Nisio can't write romance.
That's wrong on so many levels. How do those two things relate in any way? How does having relationship conflict which is resolved to make the couple understand each other better equal bad writing? How CAN it be bad writing when Nisio didn't even WRITE 2/3 of it? Only the 3rd breakup was actually part of the story, the other two were just mentioned to have happened in the past.

>>153916698
The sort of kissing he does with crab would be banned from public television if they did.

>>153922607
Wh-what are you talking about anon? Its u-up to interoperation wether thats not a real kiss or not. I'm autistic so I can trick my brain!