Konosuba

based fucking deen pushing him

>>153813654
>comedy show has a recurring gag character
>genious
>so original

>>153813703
he's no name tho

>>153813703
You forgot a hilarious reaction image to attach to your funny greentext, dude.

Just watched the last episode, and it was hilarious.
Every episode of Konosuba is pure joy. The whole scene with Aqua and Kazuma scumming it up was GOAT.

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>>153813364
To be the greatest artisan weaver

>>153813364
>yfw he is actually the Devil King
>Devil King is lazy as fuck
>doesn't do shit
>his empire just kind of runs itself
>the castle is just for show

>>153814829
lel.

>>153813364
To place hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place.

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I laughed so hard at this whole scene, Kazuma monologue is perfect

>>153813364
Is it wrong that I only watch this anime for the doujinshi?

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>challanging someone with a ridiculous Luck stat to a game of janken

Aqua, you dumb, dumb motherfucker

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>>153815450

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>>153813364
! ! !

I did think how this dude was relevant to the series, and I had a thought.

What if he's God doing the same thing as [Spoiler]Eris[/spoiler] and posing as some dude?

>>153815603
fucked it

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>>153814829
This.

S1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhuorm0GZX8
S2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovNXEx7wW6g


favorite character song?

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Relax, relax

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So DEEN could animate this well but choose not to.

I love it. DEEN really finds a way

>>153815768
>they could've animated it better
>but chooses not to
>b-based DEEN


you konoshitters will eat anything that DEEN shits at you

>>153815799
Back to gaydragon threads

>>153815827
>b-but gaydragon


kek

>>153815799
>>153815851
Vanir pls stop doing this

>>153815876
tch how did you figure it out


and i was having fun too

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Relax, relax

SATOU KAZUMA


SATOU KAZUMA IRU KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????????????????

what's the song that was playing during the trip?

>>153816104
DARUDE SANDSTORM

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>it's a hot spring episode

>>153816154
Holy shit it actually was.

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>You look pretty evil yourself
>But you are laughing

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A casual reminder that the goddess is watching over you.

>>153813364
He better show up every episode and do his gag

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>>153815450
She's so dumb that I want to bully her, but for some reason protect her too.

Kazuma Kazuma

W H A T?

kazuma desu

>>153815965
Whoever is in charge of marketing is showing clear favoritism.

>>153815729
Kazuma's Chiisana.

>>153815601
slut

>>153816270

Ceiling goddess watches you fap.

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>>153816310
I understand completely. I want to protect her from bad guys too. No one gets to bully her except me.

>>153815601
Holy fuck, exposed down the middle.

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How can blue-haired girls be so perfect?

I want to make Megumin a Megumum so I can drink her Megumilk

>>153817149
Axel women can't seem to bag a man no matter what they wear.
The entire town is full of frustrated women waiting to explode.

>>153817665
omw right now

>>153817686
don't do it anon, you won't survive

>>153817697
I already live in Australia, I no longer wish to survive

Megumin has been teary-eyed for 2 episodes straight.


I REALLY doubt she will have a great relationship with Kazuma. She should just marry someone from Crimson Demon clan instead

>>153817898

Go away Yunyun.

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Man, Kazuma and Aqua banter really great

>>153818017
I love how every time she tries to shit on him he completely wrecks her

>>153817898
Why would a Chuuni marry anyone that wasn't a demon blood or a dragon blood or some kind of monster race?

>>153817898

The men in the crimson clan are worse NEETs

>>153818100
Interdimensional traveler counts.

>>153816270
Her appearance isn't even that difference.

I'm kind of surprised he didn't figure it out after her telling him, even after the "oh she has a scar there hmmm"

>>153818428
isn't even that different*

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>>153814829
Makes sense

>Demon king is a lazy fuck but lieks steady income
>She lives like Wiz while the generals are his workforce who keep spice flowing and secure.
>Human nation is just running itself to the ground due to corruption and internal strife and Demon King gets blamed

It would make sense. If they really gave a fuck about world domination, they would be kissing Demon Kings boots by now.

Everyone in Demon Kings cohort is just an hedonist with his/hers own desires and goals which directly go against the DKs alleged agenda. If DK was serious then those elements would be dealt with, but thats not the case

If she allows that behavior then it isnt far fetched that she too indulges it

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I want to hug aqua

>>153816270
So he stole her pantsu. He stole a goddess pantsu.

>>153817623
Where do you live that Aqua is in any kind perfect?

>>153816270
I didn't realize that's the godess

>>153818472
A pity they already reveled who the maou is in the side novels

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>>153817898
But then they went on a trip so all is well.
She's a silly crimson semen demon, she already got over it. She just remembers that having Kazuma die is not fun.

>>153815601
Mages need to be ready for mana transferat any moment and in the most confortable way possible while still wearing some clothes. this is magic 101 anon

>>153818489
Twice!

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>>153818428
> Isn't even that different.
You a fag or something? Boys identify girls by their body, not their face.

>>153816310
it's called consensual sibling love they will never fuck, but their bond is on a level none of the other girls will ever come close to

>>153818577
>You a fag or something?
Yes

She's also I think the only person with silver hair.

>>153818577
Aqua already told him she wears pads though

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Would you fuck a girl who is so short her head barely reaches your shoulder and whose cup size is negative?

>>153818577
where's the scar

>>153818707
That's pretty hot tbqhfam

>>153818707
Her breasts are tiny but they are there.

>>153818707
I would prefer it actually

>>153818707
> 4'10"
> 5'2"

>>153818707
well she's only 13 (or is she 14 yet I don't remember what volume her birthday was in) so she might get taller

also yes, regardless

>>153815450

...It...

It wasn't luck though.

In fact, Kazuma has less Luck then Aqua.

U retarded mate?

>>153818577
Saggy pads

>>153818707
Remember that Kazuma is a tiny Japanese manlet so Megumin has to be really fucking short to only reach his shoulders.

>>153818707
Where do you think we are?

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Scumbag duo

>>153818715
says something about it not really showing up on her unless she's blushing

>>153818769
>It wasn't luck though.
>In fact, Kazuma has less Luck then Aqua.
The only person he has less luck than is the goddess of luck.

>>153818774
>>153818692
> Trusting Aqua
> A filthy scum goddess who's so salty about being booted from heaven they named the ocean after her

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Why do people call the MC scum? He doesn't really do anything scum worthy. I don't see him groping, raping, etc. True scum work hard for their title, we shouldn't give it out freely to posers.

>>153818707
she'll grow up and develop a body that will put yunyun's to shame

>>153818769

Fuck off Aqua

>>153818827
>I don't see him groping, raping, etc.
are we watching the same anime

>>153818835

Yuiyui is not that big too, we only hope is Komekko

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>>153818769
nobody believes you aqua

>>153818835
Yes, a classy petite body with pronounced but not overly large boobies.

>>153818835
> Malnourished child
> Ever growing again
I have BAD news for you anon...

>>153818857
He doesn't actually touch them though.

He also is a firm believer in cleaning up his own messes, which is the exact opposite of scummy behavior.

>>153818778
>Implying his plan isn't the standard plan against everyone strong.

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>>153818857
Yep. He steals panties. I've yet to see him purposefully group tits or rape.

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>>153818859
>Yuiyui is not that big
How do you mean?
Also Komekko was starving while megumin was harvesting her food, without her aid shes going to grow up malnourished and lacking in size everywhere.

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>Implying Scuzuma isnt the holding Aqua back from banishing demon king

Intelligense is over rated

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Truly /ourguy/

>>153818762
>so she might get taller

That's not how it works anon...

Women stop growing after puberty

>>153818927
ESL please go

>>153818935
Yea and puberty isn't over at 13/14

How is there not body modification magic that lets you grow bigger tits in this world?

>>153818927
god she was retarded, i couldn't finish watching it

>>153818924

I mean her mother, Also do you know about Komekko? She is not a naive child

>>153818707

Uh yeah

pretty sure i already have too

>>153818791
Would Kazuma be able to beat Eris in janken if he receives luck improving blessings.

>>153819016
They're setting up for it.
Yes, Kazuma beats baseline Chris in janken

>>153818959
if there were Eris would be the first to use it

>>153818924
yuiyui is the name of megumin's mother iirc, he didn't incorrectly spell yunyun

>>153819060

But didn't he lose against her when they were choosing their thief names?

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If Kazuma's luck was already godly back on Earth, why was his life so shitty?

It's not like he had a damegami with shit luck around fucking up his life.

>>153819089
This is the first time I actually thought the Crimson clans names are retarded.

>>153816558
I'd show Wiz my favoritism, if you catch my drift.

>>153819120
But it wasnt shitty. Playing vidya at home can be the pinnacle of life in certain circumstances.

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>>153819140
Stop mocking their culture.

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>>153819120
>Born in Japan, not in some 3rd world shithole
>Free to go NEET
>Doesnt have to slave away like 90% of the population

>>153819120
Konosuba world probably amplifies the actual output of your stats
IRL, nobody survives getting trampled by a herd of emus just by having high constitution either

>>153819168

I want to dodonko her dondonkos so hard

>>153819168
>all the good ones are sold out
fuck

>>153819120
>being a NEET and playing games all day
>shitty
the only shitty part was his death

>>153819210
Sorry, not in stock.
But there's a wonderful promotion on Megumin - 50% off!

>>153819168
>nerimaki sold out
But I wanted to open a bar with her

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this anime no longer caters to people who likes different worlds, but mentally unstable people who likes drawed underaged girls right?

>>153819228
not worth it
When will you have more dodonkos?

>>153819258
ESL please go
frogposter please go

>>153819120
>Lived entire life like a NEET
>gets transfered to another world after death without deserving shit because NEET
>fate decided his 3 group partners, all girls and all beauties for him to mess with


You kidding right?
The only part that isn't making sense is his lack of inteligence to exploit that even further, but if he ever does that the anime would end up boring or get into some serious phrase.

Also lucky people don't tend to realize the full potential of their luck never.

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>>153813364
lmao you guys are dumb he is obviously the demon king

>>153819258
dumb frog poster

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>>153819258
>frogposter

I just want to tell everyone that I love the voice acting in this show. It feels so alive and the way Kazuma can go from shouting to being completely monotone is amazing.

I don't think Konosuba would be as fun as it is if it weren't for DEEN's animation and the voice acting.

>>153813364
Boy-Man Love

>>153816270
i just like that fact her panties get stolen

>>153819347
I think his shouting is out of place most of the time, theres no stress build up to mandate screaming.
It's like a toddler "I want thing thus I scream"

>>153819307
>i'm copying what the rest of the replies told me

Yeah... you shouldn't even hang yourself, just scapel your eye and be done with.

>>153819168
Yunyun sold out. Dont make me laugh anon, she probably bought herself.

>>153818707
yeah...my wife is like that

>>153819382
It's Japanese anime humor.

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>>153818707
Megumin is fun sized.

Unnnf, just how easily you can manhandle her, and how flexible her body must be. It would be so hot to see her tiny body twitching with pleasure.

>>153819164
>>153819184
>>153819226
>>153819288
He only became a NEET because he got fucking NTR'd.

Are you saying getting cucked is a sign of good luck?

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>>153819347
One thing I love is how Kazuma speaks while other characters are speaking, and can change his tone of voice from Japanese teenager to absolute scumbag to deep voice like with SOGEKI.

Makes him feel like a dynamic character.

Also the faces he pulls are great too.

>>153819395
what are you 13?

>>153819347
>That entire "Sorry our party member is a pervert" segment in the desert

Based DEEN.

>>153819448

>NTR

Never trust Kazuma

>>153819332
why does her face make me feel funny down there?

>>153818924

Please Komekko is a femme fatale and Demon tamer

>>153819448
Well, the girl was obviously shit, so at least he saw through her before he tied the knot.
You might argue that him meeting her in the first place was bad luck or how in retrospect dying might have been a good thing to him, but I personally just think it's like >>153819188 says, and Kazuma's world just doesn't have his luck matter as much to completely prevent him from misfortune. Except at jankenpon, apparently. Apparently, jankenpon is the game of magic.

>>153819538
You just like getting abused by women.

>>153819468
>nobody ever told me to kill myself in a rather edgy way

Whatever you say buddy.

>>153819448
Cuck rhymes with luck.
Do the math.

>>153819559
Wolbach was saying Megumin is gonna grow up to be great too, and see how that turned out.

>>153819168

Funifura is a gross brocon

>>153819640

Komekko knows how to manipulate demons and useless neets to get food

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>>153819640
Megumin is great at getting carried by other people.

>>153817665
The succubus business is drawing all the men away

Somebody needs to save these sexually frustrated women. I'll volunteer

>>153819697
Well, Megumin is Naked Snake when it comes to getting food too, and she was manipulating Yunyun for lunch for years.

>>153818485
I want to fug aqua

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Which Konosuba would make the best mother

Im consufe, is vanir true form the mask ?

>>153819959
They're all very incompetent, but I'd totally start a family with Aqua

>>153819959
>Aqua
Wouldn't take care of the baby.
>Megumin
Can't feed it, will use a dumb name.
>Darkness
I can't see how this would go wrong.
>YunYun
She would abort.
>Wiz
The baby is an imp or some demon.

I don't like darkness that much but she's like the best baby machine.

>>153819959
Eris or Wiz

>>153820040
>no Eris

>>153820040

Plus she would be genuinely happy over being treated as such.

>>153820065
>Wiz
>implying you can impregnate a corpse

>>153819959
Komakko as long as you can separate her from her clan before shes too corrupted.

>>153820040
I had similar thoughts. Darkness seems capable of holding it together occasionally.

I'm not even sure if Megumin would want to take care of a child. She desperately wants to be seen as an adult but I think she would find it to be too boring. If she were a little older though she'd probably be the more level-headed.

>>153820040
Megumin is manlnourished and about 5ft tall. She dies during childbirth.

>>153820040
Wiz would buy a bunch of awful magical items to "help" raising the demon child

Darkness would be too busy being abused or wanting to be abused to actually be a useful wife

>>153820040
> Yunyun abort
Once she discovers that children are basically friends that grow in your belly she won't ever stop.

>>153820085
She would start training the kid to kill all demons.

>>153820040
I don't get why Yunyun would abort, honestly. If anything, she seems like the type who would not abort even if it leads to a bad relationship and her getting abused. Well, unless, again, the other party convinces her she should.

>>153820202
Because it would be hilarious. The girl that wants company losing a baby is like the ultimate bullying.

>>153820286
That's technically a miscarriage

>>153813364
He is the Demon King.

>>153820385
>He is the Demon King.
It's an official 4chan konosuba thread meme now.
Make sure to repeat it several time in every thread from now on.

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>>153820446
sorry for posting with out reading every other post in the thread before mine faggot.

>>153820286
>>153820342

I got the impression that the fetus aborted itself when realizing who the mother was.

>>153820555
you guys really hate YunYun uh

>>153820503
Go fuck yourself.

>>153820555
Someone
Please
Make yunyuns fetus aborting itself into a comic.

>>153820569
If you're born with a body like that but still can't make friends, you deserve all the bullying you get.

>>153820555
Isn't childbirth biologically a constant battle between mother and child for resources, where child tries to get them and mother tries to deny them so that weak children don't get born and there's no need to waste the limited resources on them?
If anything, this would result in fetus clinging for his life. Which is the thing all of them do, so there wouldn't be much difference.

>>153813364
Marriying when he finishes the mission.

>>153818707
>5'11
>6'0

>>153820040
>megumin
>can't feed it, will use a dumb name
what are her parent's names again?

>>153820647
Maybe Yunyun being disgusting to everyones eyes is a metaphor for real life trannies.

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>>153820733
Yuiyui and Hyoizaburo

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>>153820169
>children are basically friends that grow in your belly

If their entire culture revolves around being cool, why aren't any Crimson Demons actually cool? Kazuma is a better chuuni than any of them.

>>153820837
In her case, yes. She even gets the "father" for free.

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>>153820837
And from a pedos perspective children are basically lovers that grow in your wifes belly.

>>153820762

Pfff

>>153820862
Actually, is someway impressive that not a single shady guy took advantage of Yunyun hungry for friends.

I can perfectly picture her being lead to pretty dangerous situations by bastards.

>>153820040
>Can't feed it, will use a dumb name.
What will she name Kazuma's kid?

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>>153821043
It'd be a lot easier to fuck her consenually than raping her.

>>153821097
Would she think you're just wrestling with her?

>>153821043
Not even bastards want her m8, she's THAT desperate

>>153813364

By the way, didn't they left the mansion alone?

I'm not an LNfag but it really makes you think...

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After reading the official release of Volume 1, I realized that everybody talking like ESLs (particularly how they eschewed contractions almost entirely) was at least 20% of the comedy of reading the fan translation. Now I feel like something is missing.

>>153821148
Just tell her sexual wrestling is totally normal among friends

>>153821180
Aqua's barrier should protect the house.

>>153821067
Excalibur

>>153816192
>>153816270
A casual reminder that Eris and Aqua became best friends with mortals who will die in the blink of an eye and reincarnate from their perspective. They will remember these babies used to be their precious nakama but the babies won't remember them.

>>153821265
>aqua's
>barrier
Laughingvanir.jpg

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>>153821265

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>>153815729
AHH FUCKING BURGER COPYRIGHT LAWS ITS NOT FAIR

>>153814829
Well he is a Japanese NEET after all...And seems to be a relative of Kazuma since they share the same surname.

>>153821353
>Kazuma's immortality will be in damegami "remembering" his sexual harrasment that he totally did to her
>and from Eris remembering his actual sexual harrasment

>>153816270
Is she wearing pads even in her human form?

>>153821477
do you think she's a floorboard?

>>153821376
>>153821427

DEMON FUCKING SHITS GET OUT

When are they gonna lose all their money again and go back to peasantry shenanigans?

>>153821229
Official

>Mitsurugi’s attempt to poach my entire group sent my companions into a whispering huddle. He might be a self-centered moron with a messiah complex, but it was still a pretty good offer. It would certainly give Aqua a better chance of achieving her dream of defeating the Demon King. That’s what she needed to do to get home, after all. I may have been the one who brought her here, but presumably she could get back no matter who took care of the Big Bad.

>I crept up behind them, sure they wouldn’t go unmoved by the possibilities.

>“Geez, this guy is dangerous—I mean trouble. Did you see the way he just assumed we’d come with him? What a narcissist. He’s kinda scary.”

>“I don’t understand this feeling. I usually like to take the punishment, but for the first time, I want to dish it out instead.”

>“Can I blast him? Ooh, how I want to put an Explosion right in his coddled face!”

>Wow, Mitsurugi, buddy. Rave reviews.

>Aqua tugged on my sleeve.

>“Come on, Kazuma, let’s get back to the Guild. I may have given that kid a sword, but I don’t think I want to give him any more of my time.”

>>153821376
>>153821427
It did fry Vanir, and Vanir is pretty bullshit in general.
The "trademark" damegami fuckup would be more like the barrier only preventing undead and demons from entering. Thieves are mostly not demons.
And again, there is a spooky ghost protecting the house. She might be at least strong enough to scare somebody off.

>>153821525
>>153821229
Fanfic

>After hearing Mitsurugi's proposal, my 3 companions started talking among themselves.

>Mitsurugi might be a self centered hero, but the terms he offered wasn't bad.

>And compared to acting alongside me, going with Mitsurugi offered an easier route for Aqua to take down the demon king.

>The demon king needed to be defeated before Aqua could return to heaven.

>Although I only thought of her as a complementary gift for moving to this world, but heavens would probably allow her to return if she finished the job of defeating the demon king with another hero.

>I thought Aqua and the others would be moved with such excellent terms, so I strained my ears behind them to listen. In the end...

>"It feels wrong. He is so bad that it made me cringe. And he was the one doing all the talking with his narcissistic tendencies which frighten me."

>"What should we do, for some reason I am unable to physically accept this man. I prefer active people over passive ones, but somehow that guy makes me want to beat him up."

>"Can I cast my magic? Can I throw an explosion spell into the face of that elite putting up a front who had never went through any hardship before?"

>Ara, their perception of you were rather negative, Mitsurugi-san.

>After that, Aqua tugged my sleeve and said:

>"Nah Kazuma, let's hurry to the guild okay? I might be the one who gave him the powerful sword, but I think it would be better not to get too close with such people."

Unless people talking like morons is funny, there is no reason to prefer the fanfic.

>All this NTR talk
In the novels, he just skipped school to play games for a day and went downhill from there.

>>153821524
On LN 7 when Kazuma has to pay 2b Eris to Alderp, he gets the money back later though

Why doesn't Megumin just learn other spells? She would be so useful

>>153821443
Satou isn't that uncommon of a surname in Japan. There's literally 0 reason to believe they're actually related. Everybody who knows the surname just thinks so, since to them it sounds just a little bit less weird than Hyoizaburo as a surname.

>>153817898
She already set up her oniisan-neighbour-childhood friend with the hotest chick in the village.
The others allready know she's an useless explozion mage.

Face it, the other reason why Yuiyui is pushing Megumin on Kazuma is because she knows her daughter stands no chance with other guys.

Also here's a fortune telling about the CM clan:

>crimson magic chief does the same because his daughter is soically retarded

>>153821616
>other spells
I don't understand

>>153821648
Go to bed, Megumin

>>153821524
He only loses his money for a moment later on, he does find a really stupid motivation to actually advanture again later on.

>>153821616
She could learn buff spells but I guess Aqua solves that problem.

>>153821616
After the Crimson Village arc she lets Kazuma manage her card because she wanted to be more useful for him
But Kazuma puts all her points back in explosion to make her happy

>>153821509
Yes.

>>153821174
>>153821043
Shady guys have tried to take advantage of her. It's just that megumin anticipated that exact situation and has been cockblocking them and protecting her.

>>153818959
There is.
Just wait for Crimson Magic village.

>>153821772
Yunyun isnt stupid enough to fall for shady guys either. If one thing she is good at its rejecting any attempt someone tries to get close to her. Even shady people.

>>153819120
Bad decisions.

>His childhood friend is seend dating a biker.
>He looses his shit and starts skipping school gradually untill he's always at home playing games.
>Both parrents don't notice since they work all day.
>Little brother is of the honest type who gets decieved by him all the time.


Basically he made his own life shit...Like most real NEETs.

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I never really like Darkness as a character but I gotta say she's stupidly adorable here.

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>>153813364
To make a clothing line of panties that even Aqua would want to wear.

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>>153821043
She's not that gullible.

>>153819168
>Nerimaki
Those thighs look like they would fit right in the story of ''Yuusha ga Shinda''.

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>>153821929
What a fucking slut

all shitdragon fangirls please go out

>>153821900
I never really liked her character either but she has grown on me over the last 3 episodes or so. She is the STAR of this seasons opening sequence, that much I am certain of.

>>153821524
Never, Kazuma stops being a miserable poorfag and starts being a rich asshole.
The other party members occasionally still worry about money, since it's mostly Kazuma who owns most of the money (Aqua wastes her share, Megumin sends it home and I have no idea if Darkness even takes money at all), and he limits his "allowance" to them, quite wisely (if I remember right). But if it's important or if he feels like it, he still buys things for them.
Honestly, it's not like you could justify him being in debt despite Darkness being a noble for long anyway. Sure, there's actually a reason why she can't wipe away all his debts, but sooner or later it would be brought up, so the situation shifts before it start to seem contrived.

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>>153821993
>shitdragon fangirls
Dragons?

>>153819448
He learned his lesson before a bloodsucker could divorce him and steal his assets.

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>>153818553
>thinks megumin chose the hotsprings vacation because she was concerned over Kazuma

Dude you can't be this naive. This chick has a 200+ INT. The moment she heard how Kazuma wasn't going to adventure anymore her brain went into overdrive and hatched this scheme.

Why?

well there were a couple of reasons.

1) She heard rumors the demon king's army was making a move on hotsprings city
2) she knew Aqua would attract undead during their trip and wanted to get Kazuma some levels.
3) she is an axis cultist and wanted to see their mecca.

This girl hatched a diabolical scheme and you think she's "cute" and "worried" about Kazuma. This is some 4D chess right here, and she completely checkmated Kazuma.

>>153813364
He's the demon lord

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>the moment where megumeme realizes she's always be the third wheel between the OTP

>>153822045
Only ones money Kazuma controls is Aquas since Aqua doesent even have any money, she just keeps trying to beg money off Kazuma after wasting all of hers on a chicken egg. Megumin does start to get paid eventually, but for a long time she doesent get anything because thats what was agreed upon when she joined (Kazume only needs to keep her fed). Darkness is rich already but im pretty sure she gets her share since she goes after boynties herself at one point.
Also Darkness does secretly wipes out Kazumas depts a few times im pretty sure.

>>153821525
The entire fan translation was released in one shot, without any editing to speak of.
Even if it was edited, it will still suck really hard.
I'm surprised that people can stand it.

>>153821636
Nobody knows about explosion magic before the end of volume 5.
Unless the mother was really observant, in which case I have no idea why she didn't tell her daughter what a retard she is. Then again, mother did marry who she married, so maybe she's surprisingly lenient on such kind of quirks.

>>153821829
Oh you sweet summer child.

>>153821558
There was never any doubt that the official release is better. I don't see anyone disagreeing with you.

>>153820845
Mine is, if you know what I mean

>>153822226
I know, and I figured Darkness wiping Kazuma's debts is a spoiler for volume 7.

>>153822332
>I don't see anyone disagreeing with you
Based on my past experience of people swearing to high heaven that fan translations of all varieties read better than Yen Press because it's more "Japanese" (never mind that many of them are really from Chinese) you may be surprised.

>>153822360
>Not spoiling literally everything for anime only fags to piss them off.

>>153819959

>Aqua
>Drops baby on head and it reincarnates as a demon loord in some other world.

>Megumin
>Does this malourished kid look like she can survive a birth? Even if she does manage... I don't think she'd be anything other than the type of mom where social services take away the kids because of her incompetence/addiction.


>Darkness
>You can only hope that Kazuma is the father otherwise poor child. Seriously she'd probably drag the kid onto one of her M-charges and the kid would end up traumatized.


>Wiz
>If liches can get pregnant then i don't know what the kid would be... Probably a demon. And somehow the most normal one of the bunch with the flaw of being a penny-pincher.


>Iris
>Literally GMO heroes. Only problem is her lack of common sense which is fine for a noble. She has attendants after all.


>Yunyun
>Kid would be raised by Funifura and Dodonoko instead.


>Eris
>Standard demigods like in good old Greek stories. Would probably get bullied by the child.

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>>153822412
Intentionally spoiling a show is against the ruurs.

>>153821043
Spinoff with Vanir and Dust allready covers that.

>The other adventurers consider them selves so inferior they don't dare to approach her.
Well at least she isn't the only socially awkward one in that world.

>>153822495
>Implying anything ive spoiled happens in the anime.

>>153822390
I'm used to the stilted speech by now, and I assume it's just how Japanese works.

Yen press is a gigantic crap shot though. You either have actually decent translations or you have jiggle jiggle jiggle boing boing boing wiggle wiggle wiggle

>>153822466
I now kinda want to see Hercules' adventures in Fantasy Australia. Especially if Hercules is extra classic.
Maybe he can fall in love with a mysterious femme fatale who has deals with the underworld too.

>>153822390
If someone you saw on Reddit disagree, tell them on Reddit. I don't see any debate about this here.

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>>153822607
>I'm used to the stilted speech by now, and I assume it's just how Japanese works.
You thought it was Japanese, but the fanfic was actually Chinese!

>>153822221
You know it'll be pretty weird if Megumin and Kazuma do start dating. It's like Darkness will always be around to become a potential mistress and Aqua is like some good for nothing older sister he has to support. They'll have no privacy at all.

>>153820040
Nah, Aqua would be an absolutely doting mother, considering how she treats Emperor Zel and her cult.

>>153822609
I rather not.
Hercules is a shitty self insert fiction written by Homer and its embarrassingly far more childish than your average Japanese LN once you compared it properly.

>>153822687
Japanese, Chinese, whatever

Whatever moonrune language things are translated from a large amount of them have the same stilted structure and I just kind of got over it and actually kind of like it in some cases.

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>darkness having abs harder than steel confirmed

>>153822252
MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

I hope they dont fuck up the hot spring city episode

>>153821929
SLUUUUUUUT

>>153814829
DK is a female though.

>>153822759
In a volume or 2 vanir reads her mind and tells everyone she's been making her armor less heavy because she's getting too buff carrying it around all the time and it embarasses her.

>>153822252
>that filename

>>153822624
>If someone you saw on Reddit disagree, tell them on Reddit.
now now, there's no need to imply implications here.

here's an example of anons disagreeing with the fanfic specifically

https://desuarchive.org/a/post/153089219
>I feel like its too formal? The fanfic had terrible prose too but it was kinda fitting in a way.

https://desuarchive.org/a/post/153089144
>Megumin doesn't sound cringy enough.

And here's a retard disagreeing with translations in general.

https://desuarchive.org/a/post/141615699/
>I prefer my LNs to read like a LN as opposed to sounding flawlessly natural in English. Diction is important to one's reading experience when enjoying literature from a different language and culture. I know what I'm reading was written in Japanese and will have Japanese culture and narrative, so to make a translation read like perfect English, as though it was authored by an English writer with none of the foreign idiosyncrasies intact, will produce this nagging feeling something is wrong and awkward.

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Why would she blow his ear?

>>153822863
>>Megumin doesn't sound cringy enough.
I haven't read a lot of it but I agree going off of

>>153821558
>>153821525
>>"Can I cast my magic? Can I throw an explosion spell into the face of that elite putting up a front who had never went through any hardship before?"
>>“Can I blast him? Ooh, how I want to put an Explosion right in his coddled face!”

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>>153822863
>I prefer my LNs to read like a LN as opposed to sounding flawlessly natural in English
Then learn japanese you piece of shit.

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>>153822863
>https://desuarchive.org/a/post/141615699/

>I disagree. It's like comparing Japanese anime and American cartoons. There are a great number of differences in culture, speech, and behavior between them. It would be extremely awkward, if not just wrong to render the former into the latter by shifting the aforementioned differences into how American would animate and write their cartoons.

>On the other hand, fan translators tend to have a different mindset because they are flexible and willing practice formal equivalence since those who watch or read their translations are on average people with an understanding of the culture and concepts that are used, thus translating in that way can enhance their understanding and enjoyment.

>Chinese is quite close to Japanese

>how come Chinese TL can render translation that more or less seems like Japanese?

This fucking guy. He sounds like an actual weeaboo.

>>153822141
>Megumin
>axis cultist

Uhhh

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>>153820040
SHOVE YOUR DICK IN, ANON

>>153822711
Isn't Hercules more of a mythical character and not something somebody in particular made up? I'm pretty sure he is.
Hell, did Homer even write about him? I don't think he ever did at length. Wikipedia only shows Odyssey at first glance, and Odyssey isn't even about Hercules, so he's more likely a cameo.

>>153822887
that pleases the chinchin.

>>153822942
the irony is he was praising chink translations and claiming that mandarin is very close to japanese.

>>153822973
>He sounds like an actual weeaboo.
aren't we all

>>153822887
She is playful and not a bitch, that is why.

>>153822887
Appease him so he would give her money.

>>153820040
>can't feed it
Megumin's tiny boobs are in no way tied to the amount of milk she can produce.
Just feed her and she'll in turn feed the baby.

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>>153822887
It's the kind of thing people do when they're in an intimate, sexual relationship. Just look at those two. You just know they banged the night before.
>Last episode ended with Aqua smiling at Kazuma's dick.
>This episode start the morning after with them acting like this.
Put two and two together anons.

>>153813364
He is the demon king

>>153822996
Most of what we know about Greek legends regarding gods during the Greek Bronze Age are all from literature by Homer.

>>153823099
He has the most chemistry with her, megumemefags BTFO

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>>153819959
I'd say Megumin would be best. She was able to feed her sister living off of bread crumbs and bugs. I'd imagine she can handle caring for a baby in a stable living in environment. The worse she could do is give them a really stupid name, and I could compromise that she names the first child and I name the second.

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>tfw I don't fit to darkness's perfect man

>>153823099
I see them more as bros, the fact she didn't think much of his dick tells me how much of a slut she is really.

But its possible, one doesn't insult someone so much and want to hang around with them, and Kazuma isn't her only ticket out of there

>>153818499
America, we have Trump as our president. Aqua is perfect.

>>153823185
Doesn't the contract state that Kazuma must defeat the demon king for her to return home?

>>153823219
...I forgot.

>>153823185
>and Kazuma isn't her only ticket out of there
he is

>>153819448
Yes, because it lead to where he is currently at. While sometimes things might look bad at the start they always end up paying out in the end.

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>>153820040
>dumb name
We enjoyed your company while it lasted.

>>153823260
translation plz

>>153822976
She gets helped in her spinoff by a character you don't meet until volume 8 who happens to be an axis cultist. Joins the church because of it.

>>153823219
When they first meet Katsuragi he thought Aqua would ditch him because heaven probably doesn't give a shit who does the job

Will the next LN volume be about Serena?

>>153823275
Already translated in the usual place, fag-kun.

>>153823275
>Aqua, you're not wearing any panties?
>Just where are you looking at!
also something about schrodinger

>>153822863
Those guys are probably from Reddit anyway.

>Kazuma finally gets to the Demon Kings room


>its empty and only a mirror reflecting himself

>camera pans out and the dum dum dum sounds is playing

>>153823336
>usual place

Long time anime fan first time in one of these threads, all I kept seeing is megumeme op's and thought it wasn't worth my time

Therefore I have no idea

>>153823368
indeed

>>153815799
They do, right now their best animators are working in rakugo most of the time. They have their priorities right.

>>153823410

nips dont know 'bout dum dum dum

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>aquafags
below average intelligence
>meguminfags
pedophiles
>darknessfags
true putityfags
>irisfags
false purityfags
>yunyunfags
were bullied as children
>succubsfags
lucid dreamingfags
>guildgirlfags
STDfags
>senafags
autism
>wiz
necrophilia
>chomuskefags
bestiality

>>153818563
Its a bit more than twice
Morr like a coubord load

>>153823148
I was speaking about the concept of a scummy somewhat amoral demigod in this goofy yet dangerous world, I guess. Not sure if it would work out due to shift in competence of the protagonist, but it sounds like a fun concept.
I don't think a mythical hero can really be a self-insert, at least without a serious redefinition of what "self-insert" means.
And if somebody from BC wrote a poem, I think it's only obvious it would be less complex and perhaps less beautiful than something written about two thousand years after that. Culture progresses, for better or for worse, and that affects our ideas about quality of the writing. Hell, Socrates thought that books were a lousy idea, and it's really likely Homer's poems were retold orally at first, and humans rarely preserve the exact word choice and implications.
If anything, it's a miracle if it has any value at all beyond historical.

>>153823457
>true putityfags
>tity

Seems about right

>>153818485
I know right? I want to beat up Kazuma and there. That's over the line you shitty hikkineet.

>>153823526

Aqua is literally a war criminal

>>153823416
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2306245

>>153823487
I don't think a mythical hero can really be a self-insert, at least without a serious redefinition of what "self-insert" means.

Try writing down what you know about Hercules myth piece and piece from the beginning until the end.
You will realize how self insert it is by midway if you aren't retarded.

>>153823457
What happened in that picture?

>>153815450
Seriously has she never taken a look at his damn adventure card?

ALL of his stats are in his damn luck category

>>153823572
Aqua is a retard and needs to be reminded of it whenever she forgets.

>>153823585
Many thanks!

>>153823410
>Eris shows up and explains him that this was all a test and that there isnt a demon lord. The reason they revived him was to make sure he'd become Demon Lord so that society could unifiy and progress in the wake of a single enemy.

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>>153823613

>>153819959
>retards thinks Aqua-Sama wouldn't be the best.

Retaaaard. Seriously you heathens are retarded as fuck, if anything Aqua-Sama would spoil her child, she love her cultist so very much after all. Dumb kuffars.

>>153823711

Jibun Wo

Hans did nothing wrong

>>153823659

Her retardation has cost thousand of life

JusticeForFantasyAustraliaNOW

>>153823728
how do you achieve this? is there a specific codec i need when playing the video?

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To become him

>>153823817

Probably condensed autism with a dose of waifusime

>>153823711
Society doesn't seem particularly unified now despite there being a Demon Lord, and I remember Iris referring to the constant war as a reason why any kind of basic schooling is impossible outside of a Crimson Demon Village.

>>153823424
It's all outsourced anyway.