It just had its premiere in Singapore.
Any /a/nons caught it?
10/10 voice acting
Kizu Shinobu a cute
Wow they have movie theaters in Singapore?
>>153745911
Yes, what urbanized country doesn't (apart for Saudi Arabia)?
>>153745873Going to ASL next month?
>>153745911
they have an authoritarian regime. they've advanced a lot in the last 15 years
>>153745935
ASL? First I've heard of it.
>Singapore
>>153746413
My bad, it's actually AFL (though I think I've seen it been called ASL online).
>>153745911
Singapore isn't a poor 3rd world country
>>153747275
Ahhh. Nope, sorry. Not a concert person.
Wew lad, Malayshit only get Saoshit in theatre
There are more sinkies than I expected in /a/
>>153745873
Hanekawa is Love, Hanekawa is Life
>watching cartoons at cinemas
>>153747957
Seeing massive Hanekawas on the screen is really great you know.
>>153748015
inferior braid glasses hanekawa so who cares
>>153748015
THIS. The gym storage scene is worth the price of the ticket.
>>153748496Am guessing her eating Guillotine Cutter is fairly gorey.
I hate Hanekawa. She ruined Kizu. Fucking slut.
>>153748082
Short hair Hanekawa might as well not exist
>>153747957
>>153748015
>>153748501
>ODEX presents
I'm still butthurt they called riot polis on ultraman and faggots. I'll bucanneer all of it with my real bros on /a/nus. Je suis Amos le moslem.
whoa part 2 is out????
>>153748735
Yeah mon. Wheres de horriblesubs?
>>153748572
She's far more likeable in Kizu than the other stories and she's got massive honkers so there's not much to complain about.
>>153748794
Kizu is a story about Kissshot.
Shaft made a movie about Hanewaka and her thirsty pussy.
God damn it.. How fucking long do i have to fucking wait?
>>153748949
I'm waiting too.
>>153748949
>>153749088
I hope you're ready to rev up those scanners so we can finally have a non-jpeg'd copy to use.
>>153749122
>>153749088
Seatle has the first tickets on sale
WTF MAN
>>153748794
>She's far more likeable in Kizu
Opinions
>she's got massive honkers so there's not much to complain about.
Kiss-Shots are bigger
>>153749148
I'm still waiting on NY to put one up.
>>153749156
>Kiss-Shots are bigger
You can still appreciate more than one pair of breasts.
>>153749165
>Tickets go on sale 2/21
>Check midnight EST
>nope
>check midnight PST
>nope
>Wake up
>Still not on sale
Come one Aniplex for fucks sake.
Why is she so perfect?
How could man create such a perfection?
>>153750238
Don't question it, just accept
>>153746413
94/m/flaccid
u? :)
>>153750238
But she's not perfect, and if you put her on the pedestal youll never have her.
>>153750520
I don't deserve her. Araragi does. He makes her happy.
I hope fucking Deathtopia won't ruin everything.
>>153750238
>>153750875
They are so miserable.
What did you people think about the movies, i read the light novel before watching them and it just ruined it for me, i was thinking about the parts that werent there or were expressed by visuals. Why was all the inner monologue cut, they could have at least used panels like in anime. I felt like i was watching a different story to the one i read. There were good parts, but were very little of them. Also why was this in ln/movie ???
>>153752000
Good movies, very bad adaptation. People won't understand anything about Araragi and Kissshot.
>>153752000
What did you people think about the movies ?,
i read the light novel before watching them and it just ruined it for me, i was thinking about the parts that werent there or were expressed by visuals.
Why was all the inner monologue cut, they could have at least used panels like in anime.
I felt like i was watching a different story to the one i read. There were good parts, but were very little of them.
Also why was this in ln/movie ???
>(enter not broken)
>>153750991
Practically suicidal!
>>153748865
You haven't read the novel, have you?
>>153745911
Singapore is pretty advanced, you're probably thinking of 3rd world hell holes like Indonesia or the Phillippines.
>>153749156
Hanekawas are superior
>>153755138
> chinese hobbit
> superior
>>153755138
This is too weak, try again
>>153749148
Huh. It wasn't on their site. Well, I have tickets now so thanks anon.
>>153750586
I have a sneaking suspicion that Deathtopia will make things complicated, but not ruin them, and potentially straighten some things out that have needed it for a while.
Kiss shot looks ugly in my opinion, she's the only Monogatari girl I find unattractive
They can't translate Shinobu's manner of speech correctly.
>>153756094
I demand the theatrical poster as payment
>>153756240
>>153752000
I agree it felt weird having read the LN before watching the films. I still liked them but it was a different experience entirely. All in all I think monogatari just works better as an LN than an anime anyway.
> 1 PM PST
Fucking nothing...
>>153748865
I think people misunderstand the point about Kizumonogatari. It's not a story about Kiss-shot, it's a story about Araragi. He's helping kiss-shot but unlike all of the other arcs he's doing it for his own benefit by getting the chance to become human again.
>>153758777
Araragi wanted Kiss-Shot to live at the end, then I wonder what whould have happend if Oshino did not have a alternative option.
where are the FUCKING LISTINGS ANIPLEX
>>153758777
Story about Araragi is Owari. Kizu is about his bonds with Kissshot.
>>153759038
best grils
>>153759038
I'm seriously started to get pissed where are the fucking listings?
FUCKING POST THEM
We better have the one in Jersey again, that shit was nice and the audience was never really cringey.
Does anyone know if it's going to premiere in Australia?
>Local cinema that has anime films is screening a SAO movie but potentially not Kizu
What a time be alive
>>153748865
Kizu is about the start of friendship with Hanekawa too, she helped quite a bit.
I mean, Shinobu fans, can you at least give the Cat credit that she stood up to Kiss-shot and prevented Arraragi from helping in her suicide?
>Just saw the trailer for the 3rd movie's western release a few minutes ago.
>The trailer was released a few days ago.
Fuck I'm slow. But goddamn I'm hypedCrossing my fingers that the Hollywood, FL showing doesn't have the same obnoxious crowd as last time
>>153745873
I watched it like two weeks ago, they showed all three movies here.
The Koyomi vs. Kiss-Shot fight was absolutely fucking insane. The whole crowd (around 100 people) were laughing.
>>153745873
Caught in Germany. I liked the animation on the Shinobu vs Araragi fight. Looked like all key frames.
>>153756819
Nisio's style of writing is very unique and his stories can nver be propelry adapted while retaining the nuance and details that made them great in the first place. The Zaregoto OVAs are the most glaring example of this.
Theater listings are up (mostly)
>>153759038
>>153761513
>>153766751
what are these?
>>153768283
Album covers for the soundtracks. All on nyaa in a big collection
>>153746378
>they have an authoritarian regime
They have democratic free elections based on the Westminster system.
>NYC no tickets out yet
COME THE FUCK ON
>>153772339
I'm refreshing East Village cinema website every hour.
are the theater locations finalized? any more theaters gonna be added? I went to the Boston theater for Part 2 but Massachusetts isn't currently listed
>>153773418
But it is listed.
>>153773861
Am I retarded and not looking in the right place?
http://kizumonogatari-usa.com/theater.html
>>153773418
>>153773944
Boston and LA were listed then removed.
>>153754889
>Philippines
>shithole
PUTANG INA MO
SAPAKAN TAYO ULOL
>>153775144
Your monkey screeches aren't convincing anybody otherwise.
>A-Araragi-kun, please massage my braless breasts!
>>153756342
they can do it like it was in the ln
Requesting monogatari light novels. Can't find them anywhere
>>153776017
Fan translations
https://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Monogatari_Series
Sodachi Fiasco, Acerola Bon Appétit
http://mirroredtranslations.tumblr.com/all+translations
Owarimonogatari vol.3
https://tarabletranslation.wordpress.com/category/monogatari-series/
Musubimonogatari
Summury
http://pastebin.com/GcmVaHZj
TL chapters
http://mirroredtranslations.tumblr.com/post/156332412867/tsudzura-human-chapter-3
http://pastebin.com/ab9kyJMx
Official releases
https://www.amazon.com/KIZUMONOGATARI-Wound-Tale-NISIOISIN/dp/1941220975
>>153776105
thanks a lot. I didn't expect such a prompt reply.
>>153776161
You are welcome. LNs are great. Even fan translated.
>>153776161
Sometimes trying not to be a secondary is more important than asking to be spoonfed. Also, we want more people to talk to about novel material.
I hope someome will scan Bake Part 1.
I have only Kizu.
any hint on owari S3 during the screening?
>>153777339
eh S2/or next season.
Also how is the censoring? i watched SAO-OS which have pretty awkward censoring.
>curious how the shoulder massages scene aired on cinema
>>153775144
oi baliw wag kang mag ingay gago >>>asean
So, now that NuMoot is done fucking with his website, english subs for Kizu 3 when
>>153778031
bd isn't even out, nigger
>>153776105
thanks anon
>>153778031
>So, now that NuMoot is done fucking with his website
What happened?
>>153749317
how can her boobs be as big as her head?
>check back on the theater listings
>LA was removed
>>153777086
source?
>>153781674
Vampires work in mysterious ways
>>153765090
It was the laughing right? Yeah it got kind of annoying.
Sad this is going to be the last one, I met some cool people over the last two films. That area is great.
Anyone going to pick up bake pt 2 in a few days?
>>153781674
has the rest of the monogatari series cut out as much relevant dialogue as kizu did?
having read the LN after seeing the first two movies i think the movies were poorly adapted and almost not worth watching
>>153786439
The LNs are garbage compared to the TV series.
>>153786484
Bull fucking shit.
>>153786439
I read the kizu LN and it was fucking shit. I watched the adaptation and it was way better.
>>153786763
>>153786439
Not as much, but they usually cut a lot, Ougi Formula for example, every classmate had a name and a brief description, and there was a proper mystery in which you can technically guess who was guilty before the end.
But owari 1 adaptation was still great due to the visuals, emotional voice acting, pacing and OST. You can enjoy both for what each provide.
>>153786826
not them but after reading Kizu it really hit me that, oh yeah, light novels are supposed to be for teenagers
It wasn't bad or anything but it's not some great literary work. The anime made me think that they'd be a lot better
>>153786826
Lazy meta shit like "this can't be adapted into an anime" is just bad writing and there are plenty of times Nisio does that shit.
>>153786967
He improved meta jokes later.
>>153786763
i disagree, the plot is far less interesting without the power dynamics and expectations between the experienced oddity community and araragi, newly come thrall of the legendary vampire.
since i didnt like the art direction and consider the story worse than the novel, there's no benefit in bothering with the movies. ill probably go see the reiketsu screening but these movies arent 10/10s
>>153787118
the books aren't 10/10 either. why would you even expect the movies to be 10/10?
>>153787235
Kizu book is 10/10
>>153787295
Kizu book is 4/10 at most. 10/10 would be something like Buddenbrooks or The Trial
>>153787411
> Kizu book is 4/10 at most
>>153787235
i didnt say it was, but there are a lot of reviews giving out very high scores and i was commenting on that. i had read somewhere once that a couple of pages of dialogue were cut by senjogahara simply remarking she had an electra complex so i wanted to know how common this was, given how strikingly bad the story in the adapation was compared to the novel i thought, perhaps, i was missing something good.
>>153787486
Shaft usually cuts out many interesting details about characters. It's just impossible to adapt all of them.
>>153787486
The electra complex thing was mentioned in the Tiger arc adaptation though.
Stuff like this.
Shaft butchered Kabuki.
>>153787879
Why would Shinobu want Araragi to rape Snail?
>>153786484
>tfw too intelligent for the LNs
>>153787999
She likes to be lewd sometimes.
>>153787879
It's funny how she can talk so easily about Araragi attacking others sleeping in his bed, when Shinobu becomes a stuttering mess when it involves her.
>Maybe she was telling Araragi to fucking attack her if he ever catches her sleeping in his bed.
>>153786849
>But owari 1 adaptation was still great due to the visuals, emotional voice acting, pacing and OST
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqTYvcBEm_0
>tfw my city just got a new indie cinema
>tfw we're still getting the shaft by not getting the Kizu moviesat least we're getting the SAO movie and hopefully Kimi No Na wa
>>153787118
How do you not like the art direction? That shit is porn to me.
>>153788310
This is so fucking cute. I love her so much. Araragi has a god tier taste.
And I hate Shaft.
>>153788310
>"? Well rather than specific parts, it's everything. Well, be it your fluffy blonde hair, be it your smooth skin, the shape of your eyes or your lips, and of course your figure which has been fully developed yet keeps some immaturity somewhere, even the balance in the length of your arms and legs could be said to be perfect. If Leonardo da Vinci was alive, there's no mistake that he would have painted you instead of Mona Lisa."
This guy
>>153788594
He deserves his harem.
>>153788594
daily reminder that shinobu turned araragi into a pedo.
>>153788433
>3d backgrounds
>out of place hard sketch animation when araragi panics after meeting shinobu
>the blushes
>janky 3d character models in the house scenes
>red/white motif that made the daytime too pink and samey
>15 story abandoned cram school
>15 story naoetsu high with a separate track and field stadium
there were also fewer shaftisms and pallet swaps than expected. also, not being a tit man, hanekawa's exaggerated bust only made her character that much more unbelievable considering the shit job they did conveying her motives in general
>>153788907
hanekawa had shitty motives in the LN too. her motives aren't revealed until later in the series.
>wanna talk abot Zaregoto as well as Monogatari
>the novels have been upopular and overshadowed for years
>it finally gets an anime, but it's a shitty OVA series that only covers book 1 and comes out once every blue moon
>so there are literally never any threads up for it
It hurts.
>>153789288
The adaptation is mediocre. But fanservice in Ep.4 was great.
>>153789288
Is it good though? Watched the first episode of the OVA and I'm not really feeling a burning desire to watch the rest
>>153788594
How can Araragi be such a smooth motherfucker and a dense cunt at the same time?
>>153745911
>American education system
>>153789528
>dense
Araragi isn't really dense. A dense person doesn't admit to being dense because he wouldn't realize the fact that he is dense in the first place. He's in denial.
>>153789528
He isn't dense, he just pretends.
>>153789646
He's both in denial and oblivious to some of the shit around him.
>>153789288
Squandering a Zaregoto adaptation on a one book OVA will never not make me mad.
NYC tickets are up.
>>153788907
You're a fucking Autist.
>>153789288
It's probably harder to adapt since most of the appeal is the narration and dialogue, and there aren't as many jokes as Monogatari. Still could have been better. They'd better do a good job on Kubishime.
>>153789288
Most monogatari threads are just best monogatari girl threads, which is impossible with zaregoto since Kunagisa is always best girl in every novel.
>>153790151
Zaregoto ends like Musubimonogatari.
>>153789424
The novels are GOAT, they're utterly bizarre in a good way and the most well written series to have ever come out of the LN scene. The protagonist blows Shichika and any of the Monogatari narrators out of the water in terms of both how amazingly complex he is and how interesting he is as the central driving force behind the stories. His narration is what makes the stories great to read. The anime at the moment is just a straight adaptation but with most of his narration cut out, and really boring/ugly visuals that don't suit the tone of the story at all. It isn't good.
>>153790027
>They'd better do a good job on Kubishime.
Literally impossible for Shaft. Kubishime is made great by how subtle the meanings behind every character's actions and words are, how the story moves at a pace where everything is slow enough to feel depressing and empty, and the dark tone the narration creates. The 3 things Shaft sucks at most are subtlety, pacing and tone.
>>153790594
Their pacing seems to vary a lot, depending on the arc they're adapting. Monogatari had its ups and downs when it came to pacing.
>>153788203
>Maybe she was telling Araragi to fucking attack her if he ever catches her sleeping in his bed.
Basically. Half those scenes were her dropping not-so-subtle hints that it's fine if he wants to do some sexual thing with her.
>>153790594
Zaregoto is a stupid detective with freak characters. Nothing special.
>>153788703
I'm pretty sure that Shinobu turned plenty of /a/ into pedophiles.
>>153790747
It going into great depth with those freak characters, simultaneously making them unique and complex and allowing the reader to understand and possibly relate to them, all while never resorting to boring cliches or 1-note backstories to explain their actions an beliefs, is pretty special.
The mysteries themselves are completely out-there, and I can't argue if you're just going to call them "stupid", but they're the kind of craziness you can only find in LNs or other facets of otaku culture, and I'm glad they exist and that I was able to see them. But besides that, they aren't the focus of the series anyway, they're just tools that allow us to see how the characters act in different scenarios. The characters themselves are the focus.
I know it's a long shot but is anyone here interested in selling their b1 poster from the 1st Kizu showing? I'm pretty desperate here.
email: filthylilith@gmail
>>153791110
> It going into great depth with those freak characters, simultaneously making them unique and complex and allowing the reader to understand and possibly relate to them
What? How can you understand geniuses and killers? How can you relate to them? It's like fucking Hanekawa in Monogatari. Other characters are ordinary people with understandable problems but Hanekawa is local Medaka. And Nisio wants me to believe in her character.
>>153791447
I found Hanekawa one of the most relatable Monogatari characters. Just because they're exaggerated doesn't mean the core of their character can't be human and understandable.
>>153791110
Aren't there only half a dozen characters that are actually fleshed out in the whole series? Pretty much everyone else just gets vague hints.
>>153791287
sent :^)
>>153791604
:^/
>>153791559
> I found Hanekawa one of the most relatable Monogatari characters
> I don't want to be perfect anymore but I'm actually perfect
Nah
Even Kissshot is more relatable. And she is a legenadary elder vampire.
>>153791447
You obviously can't relate to their surface elements like being 200 IQ detectives or killers with 12 victims, but that's what makes the writing great; it developes them long beyond just their surface elements. You come to understand their emotions, what shaped their beliefs, and why they take the actions they do. Take Zerozaki, the serial killer. Obviously very few people can relate to being a murderer, but I bet there are many readers who can relate to him not being able to understand the feelings of those around him, feeling like he was destined to walk down a certain path in life since birth due to his mind working differently to everyone else's, and resigning himself to do so. We're informed why he kills people, and why he feels it's okay for him to do so, in a very human way that has very relatable parts to it. And that's just what we learn of him from the book he's introduced in, which isn't even focused on him.
>>153791571
I'd say it's more than a half dozen, but yeah, obviously only the main characters get fully fleshed out. It'd be ridiculous for all the side characters to get the same treatment as the main characters, especially when it's a murder mystery series involving witnesses, police officers, etc, who ony appear for a short amount of time.
>>153792180
I know Nisio loves freaks and detectives. I love witty dialogues, unique girls and good romance. That's why I'm Monogatari fan. It's his best work.
>>153792855
>I know Nisio loves freaks and detectives
is nisio influenced by twin peaks?
>>153792855
Zaregoto has witty dialogues, unique girls, good romance AND freaks and detectives tho.
>>153793106
It has nothing like Bake ep.12. The pinnacle of witty dialogues, unique girls and good romance.
>>153792975
>twin peaks
Was this even popular in Japan?
>>153793778
Fire Walk with Me was a commercial hit in Japan and then there's that Deadly Premonition game which is basically a Twin Peaks rip-off
Monkey with long hair
>>153794413
>>153747275
>Aimer, Garnidelia, and Kalafina all in one place
Nice
>>153789907
Thanks! See you there
>>153791869
I mean if you're gonna bait, at least do so with facts.
Her story was about being accepted for being herself and the desire to be normal. Araragi went over this in Nise and Tsubasa Song. It wasn't about being perfect, it was alienating herself from regular people in the way she coped with life.
>>153792180
But Zerozaki for example doesn't have as much depth as Monogatari characters, at least in the main series. Though that's mainly because Monogatari is longer. Ok I'd have to agree overall.
Also, 2>5>6>3>4>1.
>>153795287
But she isn't normal. She wanted to be normal. She is perfect super human. Her "development" in Musubi confirmed it.
>$70 for just Tekketsu BD
fucking christ
>>153795760
Welcome to Jewplex. "Enjoy" your stay.
>>153795760
At least it is high quality unlike Funi or sentai who purposely reduce the quality of the video and audio, and sentai who uses oversized piss yellow subs.
>>153795446
She's insanely talented. That's not the same thing as not having emotions and weaknesses like a normal person.
Started watching Bakemongatari, just got to episode 5.
Feeling like anime was a mistake.
Does it get better and more coherent than this?
>>153798064
No. Try Konosuba and Rezero.
>>153798064
If you aren't feeling it at episode 5, then don't force it. Sometimes it takes a while to click, so maybe try again in a month or two.
>>153798064
I'm not a fan of Bake myself, but you'd have to be retarded to think it's not coherent.
Fucking hell, didn't realize they went on sale yesterday. My theaters already basically sold out. They'll add more shows, right? I remember they did that for the other two.
>>153798493
If a show sells out that fast, theaters usually add more showings, yeah.
>>153797585
Need this without the text
shiiet
>>153745873
I was there.
>movie
They left out Hanekawa's panties scene. Movie ruined.
>poster
Nice of them to give out posters for all 3 parts. But they placed the posters in fucking Love Live bag which I immediately trashed.
>>153745873
I just bought my tickets. It's not showing till April 8th here.
>>153801669
the one i just bought a ticket for isn't until april 11th.i have to drive over an hour for this, at least i got the first seat in the row.
And so nothing past Tekketsu is coming to Canada, is it?
>>153802081
I always try to sit in the center of the theater I'm going to so I can easily see the subs.
>>153745873
Friendly reminder that Araragi is only allowed to make love with Hanekawa
>>153802443
which is bullshit
>>153802421
...i didnt think of that. fuck, oh well
>>153802575
U U
U U
>>153802443
Not while Shinobu exists
>>153802771
Shinobu is unironically the eternal cuckqueen.
>>153802500
even her nipples are puffy
>>153802798
You need to try harder, this is really weak.
>>153802500
a-anon i want to put my benis inside of her and i feel kimochi.
>>153802771
>sauce?
>>153775144
t.brown skin
>>153802500
h-has this been scanned?
>>153805053
yes. it's only like 10 pages though
>>153788421
>still not getting Kizu even after getting a indie theater in your city
What kind of hellhole are you living in right now?
Tickets are up for San Francisco. LA when? Are they really not going to have a showing? It was taken off the theatre list earlier.
>>153802443
all cat wanted was the smoochies
When are the autists going to start setting up meetups?
>>153803800
She is a cuckqueen tho
>>153809299
Why?
>>153809299
Stop replying to your own bait.
> shares with Araragi his feelings, emotions, blood, life, death and destiny
> cuckqueen
Kaka!
>>153809492
>acquire a shinobu
>every sexual activity is now at least a threesome
>masturbating is sex
>>153809629
P-please stop!
>>153809629
When the inevitable happens, Shinobu is going to blow Araragi's goddamn mind in bed.
>>153745911
>not knowing about one of Asia's top developed countries
>>153809401
Batfags in denial about Shinobu cuck lvl
So why do you guys like the Monogatari series?
>>153810436
Best girls ever and unique atmosphere. Bake is a fucking masterpiece. It's more than just a chinese cartoon.
>>153810436
Extremely fleshed-out characters with banter and fanservice to pace things out.
>>153810436
Mayoi
>>153810436
Stimulation
>>153773326
Its been two days man, where the fuck are our tickets?
>>153811595
Never mind, only checked aniplex not VE we in this boys. Might even go to the showing of pt 1 and 2
>>153802443
Also threadly reminder that in-universe Snail, Birb, Monkey, and even Crab herself have all admitted that out of the entire harem Hanekawa is the one that they think will actually get wifed.by Araragi.
>>153812454
So what? They all were wrong.
>>153813094
Sometime after the BDs come out, if ever. Get fucked leaf.
>>153812454
They recognize Cat's superior breed.
>>153812454
Not gonna happen, Hitagi without doubt will be the one even though i like Hanekawa more.
>>153813708
>crabfags
thought they already tried suicide along their shitty waifu
>>153813718
Why would they do that?
Araragi is a crabfag himself.
US premiere tickets when?
>>153813757
Not really. If any of the other girls confessed first he would have gone out with any one of them.
Reminder that Hanekawa loses her memory and becomes a detective.
>>153813883
He didn't fall in love with Hanekawa after Kizu and Neko Kuro. And she did a lot to make him fall in love.
Senjou is the first woman he ever loved. His own words.
>>153810436
Because I don't like Jojo. Simple as that. If you don't like Monogatari, then that means you like the Jojo. Fact.
>>153814452
Fun fact
Nisio is a big fan of JoJo.
>>153814452
Wait, How? I love both of them and for what i saw i'm not the only fag that loves both.
I like Nisio's version of Dio more. She is cute.
>>153814452
I like Monogatari AND JoJo, what the fuck am I then?
>>153814642
>>153814695
Clearly you guys don't exist.
>>153765128
Wait, so they have more scenes after the ending on the school field? I thought it ended as Shinobu started drinking rrrg's blood?
>>153814642
>>153814695
fuck of hanekawa
>>153815895
Hanekawa is truly the BEST Monogatari girl, so YOU can fuck off.
>>153816070
>butthurt catfag throwing a tantrum
Nothing new here.
>>153816070
Nonsense. I mean there is Kissshot in monogatari.
>>153816135
You put on CRUISE CONTROL m8. Don't deny it.
>>153816153
Kiss shot is FINE, but nothing compared to Hanekawa.
>>153816196
I deny everything.
>>153816283
> but nothing compared to Hanekawa
One is a hot schoolgirl that the guys want to bang, and the other was famed for her beauty across an entire kingdom, and even her soul was so beautiful that people killed themselves for her.
>>153816283
Seriously, what did you think to achieve with your posts? They're contentless drivel. You're not going to get anything approaching a decent conversation out of it. How do you get so fucking autistic you can't even hold a conversation on /a/?
>>153816393
>and the other was famed for her beauty across an entire kingdom, and even her soul was so beautiful that people killed themselves for her
Wow.
>>153816401
Pretty ironic post, considering this is a -monogatari thread.
https://mogumogubakubaku.wordpress.com/bakemonogatari/
Incomplete but good Hitagi Crab translation. Explains jokes, references and puns.
I like to find new details about charatcters in LNs.
>>153816706
>miss a joke
>go straight for NO U and best girl shitposting
Please stop advertizing how retarded you are.
>>153810125
>country with caning punishment and death sentence
>developed
So is ougi a boy or a girl?
just watched the second screening, it wasn't bad but the odex subs ruined it. also they shouldn't have CG'dGuillotinecutter's head
also AMA
>>153818252
Which was the neighbourhood secondary school you went to that didn't teach you proper English?
>>153818252
Was there fanservice with big Kisshot?
>tfw you live on brazil, were kizumonogatari don't get released in theaters
>>153818316New Town :^)
>>153818317
Not really, there's plenty of fanservice with Cat though. They executed the boob grabbing scene well imo.
>>153818392
Did they manage to create tragic or rather bittersweet finale?
I forgot to add that a good part of Araragi vs Kiss-Shot was sakuga af, props to Shaft for not dropping the ball there.
>>153818599
I guess so, it was a rather straightforward adaptation so there wasn't anything special about it.
Do they regenerate in the fight as fast as they do in the book?
Seems like the little show for Araragi in ep.2 wasn't a big deal for her.
>>153818831
Yes they do, fast enough that there are multiple heads rolling around the field during the fight.
>>153816393
Thing is, even Araragi, who was once her thrall, doesn't see Hanekawa and Shinobu on too much of difference in respect or admiration. I like both btw, in case you wanted to just label me a "Catfag".
Plus, I'm pretty sure that enrapture people had for Princess Lola was a curse, and partly magical compulsion.
Hanekawa manages to be loved worldwide through effort in activities such as mine defusal BY HAND in dangerous areas and diplomatic relations that end wars. Enough that she has loads of people willing to be her body doubles, lest we forget. Only reason she became a "criminal" is war happens to be profitable and bribes reach high places.
Man, that kind of makes them both seem oherworldly, doesn't it? Seems more Nisio being Nisio, making geniuses and special people have shitty lives.
>>153814020
See the commentary for Tsubasa Cat, Hanekawa basically made him admit he was full of it, when she made fun of that line.
Everyone who misinterprets Neko Kuro should see that commentary. Araragi was so full of it he reached Kamijou Touma levels of dense and delusion.
>>153820068
> Araragi, who was once her thrall, doesn't see Hanekawa and Shinobu on too much of difference in respect or admiration.
Are you serious? She is everything for him.
> I'm pretty sure that enrapture people had for Princess Lola was a curse, and partly magical compulsion.
No. The curse only made her soul visible for people.
>>153814020
He's a liar to himself with a deep inferiority complex anon. Hanekawa will be forever his love regardless of they getting together or not.
>>153813757
nigga learn 2 read come on
>>153820378
Why didn't he think about Hanekawa when Senjougahara confessed? Not for a moment.
>>153820527
Whiel I do believe that Araragi was full of shit concerning Hanekawa
>Hanekawa will be forever his love regardless of they getting together or not.
Catfags everyone
>>153820527
> Hanekawa will be forever his love regardless of they getting together or not.
Yeah. This is just stupid.
>>153816903
No one calls America delevoped either, so maybe you're right
Singapore is the the first one to shield itself from cyber attack properly though.Just turn it off lololol
hanekawa has a nasty smell
>>153823667
Rude
>>153823667
Hanekawa is a footfag and all footfags are degenerates
I wonder what Ougi'shandssmell like haha
>>153824941
wear gloves for a day in the summer and then smell your hands
Post memes
>>153821476
Still the closest to truth tho
>>153824874
>Hanekawa is a footfag
wait what?
>>153825646
Why are memes so attractive?
>>153825782
she said she liked feet in neko white
>>153825677
>Still the closest to truth tho
You just went full retard, never go full rertard.
>>153825840
He is a filthy hobo in the books.
>>153825866
>cat wears her school outfit 12 hours a day
What do her feet smell like at night?
>>153816283
Kiss shot is the better girl, but for now Hanekawa is better for Araragi
>>153826181
Daily reminder that Cat smelled Araragi's dirty underwear like the creepo she is.
>>153826419
Finally a girl that shares my interest in underwear!
>>153826306
Kissshot and Araragi are soulmates. She doesn't even need their master-servant connection to know his feelings and thoughts. They are one.
Hanekawa is nobody compared to Kissshot.
>>153798064
the first season is the worst season
>>153826504
To Araragi she's more. Hanekawa is Araragi's saviour and first love.
>>153826587
His first love is Hitagi. Source - Bake ep.15
>>153814452
I like both
>>153826677
Rewatch the ending of Tiger
>>153814452
i like both jojo and monogatari
>>153826746
I watched it twice. He rejected her without hesitation.
>>153826587
>To Araragi she's more. Hanekawa is Araragi's saviour and first love.
How delusional are you? It's like you don't even read about any facts or the comments but keep posting whatever you want to hear.>>153820499
>>153821944
>Singapore is the the first one to shield itself from cyber attack properly though. Just turn it off lololol
By firewall and hacking their own citizens , mate.
>inb5 muh freedums and privacy
>>153826790
Apparently in Musubi he says that he always regretted turning her down.
>>153800816
>They left out Hanekawa's panties scene. Movie ruined.
ODEX does it again.
>>153828078
You're full of shit.
>>153828078
No he didn't. Do you have a proof? He had plans to marry Hitagi.
Even Oshino wants Araragi to marry Hanekawa
>>153828190
>>153828213
He drives a yellow beatle in the endo (Hana). Shinobu won.
>>153828213
Too bad Araragi doesn't.
>>153828246
Do you know about timeskip?
>>153828273
Yeah what a fag
>>153828078
why are you making shit up?
>>153828246
i hate that i can't see beetle cars anymore without thinking of araragi
>>153828246
And we will never have any story about him driving every day to collegetogether with mathon his yellow beetle. We need a koyomimonogatari part 2 with his first year in college.
Nothing about love or something. There was no any romantic feelings toward Hanekawa since Neko Kuro.
anyone has the owari character sheets?
>>153828751
I only have shotaragi and lolidachi from riddle and low quality.
>>153828835
I want to spank the Monkey
>>153828158
>>153828190
>>153828372
You guys sure get triggered easy. I haven't read it myself yet, but that Ougifag Hammer mentioned it on Twitter.
So been thinking of trying this whole series out but not sure which subs I should go with. Commie and Coalgirls seem to be best options for BDs I guess. Any recs for which is more accurate tl of dialouge?
>>153829759
Coalgirls.
>>153817837
A girl when acting as Koyomi's oddity and a boy when acting as Kanbaru's oddity. Not sure what would happen if all three were together.
>>153829643
>go through his tweets
>there's nothing
>find pic related instead
I'll take it.
>>153831144
Sweet jesus
>>153828273
>doesn't
Keep repeating that anon, not even he believes it.
>>153830190
>>153831941
The one chick who draws 90% of all Ougi art.
>>153832108
I didn't know their name, just saved all of their art off of Pixiv. I was wondering why like all Ougi art was just 1 person.
Not that big of a fan of the cutesy look of the art but I save it anyways.
>>153831144
that cat is hilarious
>>153832108
What's their twitter handle?
>>153833639
hamaororon
Was it rape?
>>153824941
Dicks, it's what happens when you give sleeve jobs and then keep hands in said sleeves all day.
>>153782379
Need a ride?
>>153833841
thx
>>153835935
I might need one