Help! I'm in love with Aqua.

>>153685689
Then there's nothing to help you with

She's a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.

is that cum on her legs

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>>153685689
Do you love her enough to lick her sweet butthole?
If not then fuck off.

Lalatina is best girl

>>153686058
I'd eat her poop, if I have to

>>153688587
That's a lot of love.

>>153685689
That's pity anon, not love.

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>>153688587
This guy gets it

No you would die without it.

>>153685689
That's because she is best girl

>>153685689
>lives with her in a fucking stable for ages
>never makes a move on her
that guy isn't quite right in the head

>>153693747
apparently he would brush up against her while he thought she was sleeping and it was insinuated he was jerking off while he thought she was sleeping.

>>153693747
It's not morally right to sexually abuse the mentally retarded.

>>153693747
Because Kazuma is so repulsed by how retarded she is

>>153693747
This is my favorite doujin from this series.
https://exhentai.org/g/943469/35edebc70c/

>>153693887
I dont think that was because of Aqua though I think he was just horny and wanted to fap

She's my waifu.

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>>153694138
Wiz acts about as stupid but he still wants to fuck her
I wouldn't be surprised if he was getting the Keiichi treatment

>>153694830
yeah but wiz doesnt actively endanger his life on a weekly basis

Kazuma has actually been killed twice now in part because Aqua is a tard

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Would you protect this smile?

>>153685689
>aqua
>not megameme

trash

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>>153694872

>>153694853
The second death sure, but his first death was all on Darkness
Aqua was the only one who knew how to appease the winter shogun, they would have been party wiped if not for her

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>>153694939

>Lalatina's rant about her dream partner in s02e04
She's perfect.

>>153694872
I want to hug her and squeeze those cheeks and pet her and hold her close to my heart and give her kisses and lots of love.

Aqua is so perfect, so adorable, I love her so much.

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>>153695898
But then you'd never get to enjoy her stupid screams again

at this point I cannot believe he is still a virgin

not I don't believe as in "I don't believe this" like other harem protag, but I don't believe like "I don't believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny"

there was an episode where the girls literally allowed the MC to do anything he wants and he didn't bone any of them? He doesn't even have the harem MC excuse of being dickless because he's horny as fuck throughout the series.

>>153697135
Maybe he's self conscious and doesn't want to risk doing something that could turn out embarrassingly for him or ruin his relationship with them.

>>153697135
>t. Ultra-thirst virgin

>>153697247
>implying any man who hasn't been castrated wouldn't have boned one of them by now

>>153697135
>wants a waifu not a fucktoy

>>153697135
They can't show porn on tv, harem mcs are a exposition plot device for the girls, not a self insert target

>>153697215


The easiest way to ruin a relationship with a female is by *not* being up front about your desires.

Unassertive males make a woman's attraction shrivel up like a fat misshapen woman makes a man's boner shrivel up.

So, what did Megameme do to his body?

>>153697757
Never mind, if I had just watched a minute longer I would have known.

>>153685689
I want her to sit on my face

>>153685689
You're in love with a retard?

you fucking axis cult weirdos

>>153685689
Don't kill yourself yet. There are people who want to laugh at you.

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>>153685689

Hey Aqua- they got you a present!

>>153685689
>t. Aqua

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>>153686058
Gladly

The Axis Cult is god tier ideology.
Hedonism at its best

>God(dess) Tier
Aqua
Eris
>High Tier
Darkness
>Bully Tier
Megamin
Yunyun

>>153685689
On the bright side, most 3dpd have personalities similar to hers. So you can find your own Aqua.

>>153693747
Aqua is Kazuma's weapon. You don't fuck a weapon Anon. That's what Megumin is for.

>>153697135
That's what the succubus service is for.

>>153701475
>Darkness
>not shit tier

>>153698462
I want to spread her ass cheeks open, bury my pace in there and there motorboat it.

>>153685689
you can just love some 3dpd shit then.

This is like the 15th Konosuba thread I've seen today on /a/


What the fuck man get your own general or something

>>153705287
>general
blame autistic modders

>>153705305
Konosuba isn't even that popular, it's just the same guy keep making the same fucking thread and the same posters posting the same fucking meme.


This has to stop

>>153705384
Eh, I actually like it. It's just that deleting generals was a mistake. mistake made by that one autistic mod who never shown himself again afterward. Make /a/ great again my ass.

>>153685689

poor taste. would deffo nut in her but love is stretching

>>153705485
Look at this, god damn the konosuba threads are all over the place

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>>153705863
Forgot pic

>>153705384
Busted

Its me, i keep making these threads

I will stop now

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>>153701475
Imagine fucking all 5 of them in a single night...

>>153685811
yes, my bad.

>>153705907

>finish cumming in one
>vitality has been sapped
>life drain the first girl
>move onto the second
>repeat

>>153705893
Yeah, you better stop now, just look at these mess >>153705881


Now start filling /a/ with Darkness threads

>>153701475
>>153705907
>>153705937
What order would you use them in

>>153705985

Eris first, as a show of respect and reverence for her divine station

Aqua

Megumin

Lalatina

Yunyun last while looking disinterested and bored

>>153697135
When he thought lalatina was a sucubus he would have gone for everything if things hadn't been interrupted. But in this situation, they all have t live with whatever he asked for, he's horny but not a scumbag.

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>>153706023
>>153705985

Logic says you'd want to do them in worst to best order, that way your natural attraction to them enables you to still get it up as a counterforce to your exhaustion as the night goes on. HOWEVER, you'd also want your best girl first so the most optimum climactic experience doesn't go to waste.

Megumin first. The best and also the flattest.

Yun-yun next. A physical contrast to Megumin and one of the less interesting girls. Also the potential to bully her by making her taste Megumin on your cock.

Then Eris and Aqua for what would likely be the worst sex of the night. Probably just enough to satisfy Eris and then fail to get hard for Aqua, as she deserves.

Finally, finish off with Darkness.

Making Darkness wait until last would prime her up really well considering her masochistic tendencies, and her soft thick body would make for a sure second wind and an excellent finish.

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Op...

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>>153706285
>Also the potential to bully her by making her taste Megumin on your cock.
Would that go on Megumin's victory score pad?

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>>153685689
Good.
It can't be helped.

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>>153705985
First, tell darkness to keep distance and masturbate herself.
Then fuck Eris & Megumin alternately until no more stamina.
When Aqua thought you would finally defile her, use drain touch to absorb her mana.
Ignore Yunyun.

>>153688587
if you dont, you dont love her.

>>153706630
>I happen to be an expert on the subject

>>153706658
>tells the other 4 girls to sexually arouse him
>tells Aqua to run errands
>Aqua implies that she would rather do sexual things to Kazuma
What did Kazuma mean by this OVA?

Also...
>the 5 girls torture Kazuma to death for a gag
Holy fucking shitballs.

>>153705985
Eris
Aqua
Darkness
Yunyun
Megumeme

>>153706658

>Ignore Yunyun.

See, i considered this. sure, i love the bullying YunYun gag as much as anyone, but the fact is she is a well developed young woman and due to her absence of friends or meaningful human contact is undoubtedly untapped

not boning her would be a crime. a good compromise would be to do her last, or comment on how sexualing megumin was much more exciting

>>153685689
How do those sleeves work?
Like are two bands just holding it in place?

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>>153685689
>Loving a slutty goddess

>>153685689
Nothing wrong

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>>153685689
I can't blame you.
They're just so CATCHY.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aLodKOB00AU