write the perfect ending in 140 characters or less

It never gets released and Anno confirm the rebuilds are not cannon.

>>153681522
Everyone dies
impact ends
with no survivors

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>>153681581

Shinji wins the day and fucks Rei within an inch of her life. Asuka drowns to death in her own tears. Gendo sits by the wayside and says, "everything is okay with Earth, I guess." We cut away to see catgirl Misato fighting with Penpen over a fish.

>>153681668
248 characters, fuck off

>>153681522
EoE except with Mari instead of Asuka.

>>153681700

Extended cut. You fuck off.

>>153681522
It's just he last episode of the show.

>>153681522
Shinji dies but his soul goes back in time to when he was the happiest which is at the beginning of season 1. Rei who loves Shinji but knows Shinji loves Auska goes back and becomes Shinji's mother

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This Impact leads to the Tony Takezaki's Evangelion timeline and the rest of the movie is making fun of itself in over the top ways.