I can't fucking stand it, this little shit is living the

>>153659783
Please do, you'll make /a/ better.

>Maybe I should just kill myself
Excellent idea. Please proceed immediately with its execution.

>>153659783
>Maybe I should just kill myself
Please do so.

I'd be jealous if it was a 15-16 years old dude, but shota is completely fine with me for some reason. Maybe because /ss/ is always my top pick

>>153659783
dude its just an anime, none of it is real

>>153659864
I don't know, I just wish I was him. Being an adult sucks, I want to be young with that kind of life.

>>153659886
Well, yeah, but still. That makes it more depressing.

>>153659783
>Go to >>>/x/
>Search thread about making tulpa or summoning succubus tutorial
>Learn it
>Do it
>Profit

>>153659783

So this kid is just a chuuni right? And his parents are just playing along?

She only wants him for his shota penis. If he gave in she would probably fuck him to the point where all his vitality would be drained and he'd be powerless.
The kid is wise.

>>153660292
No, he is a legit wizard.

I want to be the little boy

>>153659783
I want to fuck this shota.

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He's gonna regret it when he's older, That's for sure.

>>153659783
Why isn't he furiously trying to breed with her chest? I cannot fathom that he would have any other preoccupation.

>>153660605
I do too, Anon. I've been almost obsessed with the idea of being little again. I hate being an adult.

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>>153660756

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>>153660756
UGHHH

>>153660756
I don't decide if I want her to be my mommy or my big sister

Any doujins of her yet?

>>153661742
Why not both?

>>153661804
That aint sweat on his leg

>>153661823
Because I don't understand how it would work

>>153660240
>summoning succubus

stop it

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>>153660756
I must have doujins where he sticks his small dick in her paizuri hole

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>Japs think Mesoamerican=North American

I'm not at all complaining, but it's funny to see

>>153660240
I tried making a Tulpa once and it didn't work out, and it would just be my head trying to recreate what she would be like, not really her. I hear they get really annoyed when asked about summoning those, and it would probably be really dangerous too...

>>153661993
At this point there are more than enough guides out there that you don't really have to bother /x/ about it anymore.

Are succubi even real?

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Im so fucking jelly

>>153662211
I need it I need it I NEED IT

FUCK

Lucoa is the worst girl, her arc is the worst and the show has been a little bit worse for every moment spent on her.

>>153661952
Soon anon, soon

>>153662306
my penis says otherwise

>>153662306
You wouldn't happen to be a kannafag would you?

>>153662489
Nah m8 not a pedo either. If I had to pick then I'm going with 2roo.

>>153661953
The Aztec Empire was in modern day Mexico which is North America

>>153662306
>her arc is the worst
She never had her own arc, she only got like 2 chapters for herself.

>>153662682
Yeah yeah whatever faggot you know what I mean.

>>153662764
Don't use emoticons on /a/.

>>153662764
>wasting spoons like that
What a bitch

If locua was my friend what would she say?

>>153662989
"I've made some terrible mistakes in life."

>>153660292
The Dad is a mage as well, another refugee from the same world as the dragons are from, also escaping the continual warfare between dragons, humans and gods that goes on there.

>>153662761
bad taste,you suck,i bet you want to rape little girls,i-idiot

>>153660240
Do they have tutorials for summoning little wizards?

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I'd rather be seduced by a witch while being a 5 year old little girl desu.

>>153663143
Do they have tutorials for becoming little wizards?

>>153661934
I know
In fact My grandma's younger brother's wife is entity from the other world. No normal people can see her.
But, she ever showed up in front of my grandma's mom once, and she told my grandma that My grandma's younger brother's wife was the most beautiful girl in the world and no one could resist her.
My grandma's younger brother is still alive until now. He still dress decently just like normal people.
But he sounds like mental person when he speak, since all of the words that come out from his mouth are just unbelievable.
Anyway, he said that his two kids are in college age now.

>>153663327
Fuck off

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>>153663390

I WANT TO BE A CHILD AGAIN

Is there a translated subbed version of the opening song?

pararaparaparpapa

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>>153663467
>you will never be 10 again and have a MILF dragon with a huge bosom turn you into a man

Dude just doesn't want his life essence being sucked out his dick, okay?

>>153663610
I don't want her to turn me into a man I want to be cute forever

>>153663676
TOO BAD! Such is the life of Shouta...

I want to be Lucoa, grow a magic penis and impregnate Shouta's asshole.

>>153663835
Can't I just be small and cute and have a nice busty and loving onee-san teach me about the lewd without growing into a man?

>>153663886
Maybe, they both have magic powers after all.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guivre
>Guivres were said to possess a long, serpentine body and a dragon's head. The guivre had horns in its forehead in some accounts, as well.[4] Locally in France it was known as an extremely aggressive creature that would sometimes attack without being provoked.[4] They were afraid of naked humans, and when saw them, blushed and looked away.

You can't make this shit up, this is too perfect not to happen in-series. Get on it Coolkyoushinja

>>153664016
>They were afraid of naked humans, and when saw them, blushed and looked away.

cute!!

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>>153659783

On this note, does anime, being a non-physical medium, lead us to have wilder and more unrealistic expectations about life and happiness, therefore making us numb to what others consider perfectly fine and fulfilling existences?

If that is true, then anime was a mistake.

>>153663087
For fuck sake nigga I just replied to that other post asking if I was a kannafag that I'm not a pedo either m8.

>>153663327
Indonesian?

>>153665001
Maybe, but thinking about it still makes me happy

>>153663886
If you learn the ways of the lewd, then you'll graduate into a man.

>>153659783
If I were him I'd die from cumming in my pants too much

>>153665807
But I learned about the lewd and I still feel like a little boy inside

>>153665168
idiot!,stupid!,pervert!,s-shit taste!

I want to be pegged by a dragon girl

I want Lucoa to teach me how to masturbate!

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Is there a name to the violin music played the first time Kobayashi gets drunk in the anime?

>>153659783
>shota name is shouta

Hee hee hee

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>>153661578
Large breasts can be cute right?

>>153667663
Sure.

>>153667663
Large breasts can also be God tier
Especially when Matsu draws them

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>>153659783
>Maybe I should just kill myself
Couldn't hurt your odds of being reincarnated as Shouta.

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>>153667225
I want her to be in the room and coach me while I do it. I want her to tell me how to do it and what it'll feel like and not to be scared. Maybe she'd even take her breasts out to help me and laugh when I get flustered, or maybe it would be hotter if she kept her clothes on. When my breathing starts to get faster she'd hold me close and whisper things in my ear. "Now, very soon it's going to feel like you have to pee, but that's okay, it's natural. If you keep rubbing and don't fight it, it'll make you feel even better! I'm right here so don't be scared, just let it all out and feel good! Okay, Anon-kun~?"

>>153659783
I am 96% sure that that is a gym leader from Pokemon

>>153670528
Bugsy?

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If you were 10 years old again, how long do you think you can last with Lucoa?

>>153670733
until she grabs my penis

>>153670733
She'd just have to look me in the eyes and I'd come in my pants.

>>153670733
Last until what?

>>153659817
make /a/ great again

How do I make myself feel little again?

This kid is at that age where he masturbates 12 times a day right?

>>153670733
i hit puberty pretty late

my first orgasm was to the thought of rubbing peepees with one of the boys in my class

>>153671376
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....this is awkward....

>>153670733
If I was 10 with her I would ask her if she wanted to play Mario Kart Double Dash with me then get ice cream afterward

>>153671712
That sounds really nice actually

I need Lucua in my life to take care of me and be my onee-san

Shouta is so cute tho, I wanna hug him

>>153671885
I like them, I think they're really nice.

>>153671918
If I was Shouta would you hug me?

>have /ss/ with Lucoa
>can't enjoy it because your undeveloped brain doesn't understand sex and grow up warped and unable to form proper relationships
>don't have /ss/ with Lucoa
>it becomes your biggest regret when you grow up and discover what sex is

You'd be fucked either way.

>>153671918
I wanna lick his nipples.

>>153671957
I'd hug you regardless, anon (´・ω・`)

>>153672052
>nappies
That's something very different.

>>153672065
I meant nipples the thing changed my words I'm trying so hard to delete it

>>153669991
Fuck that, I want to reincarnate as Riko.

>>153672022
A-Ah geez...

>>153672095
To each their own I guess. I like flat too, but really big ones like Lucua's as well. They only stop being attractive to me when they become stupidly comically big, like weird hyper shit. I guess my limit is just a little further up the scale.

>>153670733
I'd last 15 seconds, 35 times in a row.

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>>153660756
LITERALLY the perfect body.

https://youtu.be/NRG66kszFZs

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>>153672488
>I want this to be real
I know that feel

>>153672488
dunkey?

>>153672488
I'm almost certain he talks the same way about a bucket of KFC fried chicken.

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>>153672488
Literally me.

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>Lucoa pushes all of my kinks so nicely
>Her personality and glow are too adorable for me to want to fuck her or see her in lewd situations
>These conflicting emotions

>>153661953
Mexico is part of NA, I think the problem is americans thinking NA is only USA.

>>153661742
Pleb. Her being your little sister is the only correct option.

>>153673204
The problem is non-Americans thinking Americans think NA is only USA.

>>153672488
>soil that is her vagina
wat

>>153662653
yeah and Egypt is in africa yet it's not and never has been full of sub-saharan african blacks.

hi i don't watch this show i just want you guys to post webms of the shota and big tittied dragon girl to help me masturbate.

>>153673758
you are not wrong, but you missed the point

>>153672488
have I just been exposed to what kind of people you are?

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>>153673758
Just because a country doesn't have a majority of a specific color of people doesnt mean it isn't part of that continent.

>>153673179
She's a lewd being, anon. It's natural and part of who she is, she's still adorable and

If an anime gave its viewers what it wanted they would have 3.5 episodes

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>>153659783

I hate being an adult so much save me please

>>153675947
I hope there will be a doujin of Lucoa fucking Shouta with her giant dragon penis

>>153676501
I wish Lucoa would do that to me

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Built for loving paizuri.

Have they played with the idea that Quetzalcoatl actually likes humans and is cool to them in the show/manga as opposed to the other dragons who all pretty much hate them?

>>153676705
What would it be like, Anon? What would she say?

>Love Lucoa
>Can't imagine being in a relationship with her that didn't have a mommy/big sister type dynamic

what does it mean

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>>153675947
delet this

>>153677004
Damnit, I don't have my Freud pic with me.

>>153675947
holy shit

I want to see Shouta try to act super cool and mature but failing terribly, resulting in Lucoa finding him even more adorable. I'm a sucker for that kind of atuff.

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>>153676963

>>153672488
He sounds like videogamedunkey.

>>153675947
I have such mixed feelings about this.

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>>153676963
not him but It would be the best, the feeling of her rich breasts pressing onto you bringing you to an ecstasy, followed by her sweet and soft moans of pleasure until you finally succumb to her.

lucoa in swimwear this week

>>153677228
Why? Just masturbate to it.

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>>153675947
>This will never be you
>Lucoa will never pick out cute clothes for you
>She will never fawn over how cute you look in them

fuck fuck FUCK

>>153677467
I-I wanna succumb to Lucoa...!

She looks so confident and knowing and loving, I just want to let her take care of me. Oh god I want it so bad, I think I'm in love

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>>153677892
That makes us two then.

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>Wake up
>See this goddess
What do?

>>153678394
Probably cry and hug her. What would she do?

Sometimes I feel like killing myself

>>153678394
cry tears of joy at anime becoming real

>>153678394
Her eyes are so beatiful and hypnotic I just want to stare into them

M-Mommy...!

>>153675947
time to fap furiously

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>>153678834
Real is 3D tho

>>153679186
not if its only real in my mind

Maybe making a tulpa really is the way to go...

What about Lucoa's feet

>>153680137
I'm sure they're lovely, if you're into that sort of thing.

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>>153680137

>>153680137
I want to lick Lucoas whole body clean!

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>>153680137
>My feet? What a strange boy you are, Anon-kun~
>Sure, you can see them if you'd like!

>>153680579
She is a serpent, she desn't have feet

>>153680697
serpents dont have tits either so whats your point?

>>153680697
In her human form she does

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>everyone talking about the fanservice in this episode
>/ss/ and loli yuri fags appeased
>no one is talking about the best part of the episode that was worth getting past all the vulgarity for a wholesome scene
>>"You're a hit."

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>>153680900
>worth getting past all the vulgarity
fag

>>153680900
>past all the vulgarity
That sene was indeed nice but fuck you.

>>153680900
I really liked that scene, but I hate your attitude.

>>153675947
That boy is too sexy.

>>153675947
I want to fuck Lucoa AND Shouta.

>>153681603
I wish I was a sexy boy too

>>153660756
well, i would too if i ended up with a mexican

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>>153662211
are his parents away?
or does she legit just crash at the house with everyone there?
>"There she goes raping our son again"

>>153682087
They're just happy that their little boy is becoming a man.

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>>153663467
>on /a/
>thinks he isn't a child still

>>153672488
your average anime fan

>>153682404
I wish, anon. I wish so bad. I might have the emotional maturity of one, but my body just keeps getting older and worse. The social expectations are still an adult's too. It fucking sucks I want to be Shouta instead

>>153682569
stop being me
I didn't give you permission to be me
stop it.

>>153682643
I-It's okay anon we'll find a way one day. We're all gonna be okay. Maybe then we can even be cute friends together! It's gonna be fine

We'll be fine. I'll be fine

>>153682643
Oh my god.

I don't know if any of you remember me from the christmas and new year's threads, but I was the guy whose provider was banned and had to find a different pc to wish you happy holidays.

I tried to post now and then to see if I got access, finally.

The quoted post is the first one that I actually managed to post in months. I missed you, faggots.

what do y'all think of her dub voice

>>153682829
The dub's out already?

>>153682879
http://kissanime.ru/Anime/Kobayashi-san-Chi-no-Maid-Dragon-Dub

>>153682829
I think you're trying to derail the thread.

>>153682917
>kissanime

>>153682920
as if this porn thread was worth anything to begin with

>>153683013
I didn't intend for it to be a porn thread and it hurts my feelings that you'd say that.

>>153680579
I want to massage her feet and then cuddle with her on the sofa.

>>153683078
go get laid you virgin
maybe you'll quit making shitty threads then

I just want her to hold me and stroke my hair and tell me that I'm a good boy

>>153682796
Okaeri.

>>153682087
dragons and mages are natural allies

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>>153683238
Tadaima

How do I lucid dream?

CUM IN ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY DRAGON PENIS LUCOA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LET ME BE YOUR CUTE BOY INSTEAD PLEASE

>>153684004
WTF DELET THIS IMMEDIATELY

>>153682087
They also probably see her as powerful entity she is and think as the summoner, Shouta must take responsibility. They are mages after all.

>>153672448
i'm so glad that demichan is getting an anime.

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>>153675947

save me

>>153675947
hey fuck you

I want Lucoa to finger my prostate. What would she say dur8ng it?

Why exactly does Lucoa dress like a slut?

>>153685609
Why exactly did the art team draw her like a slut?

>>153685609
It's the simplest possible answer

>>153685609
Because she's American and that's how Americans dress

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>>153672448
nop. close enough though

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>>153685609
You would too if you had a body like this.

>>153665001
Only in extreme levels of dillusions. I'm grounded mildly in reality and can enjoy shit, but god I want my perfect waifu for realsies.

>>153663163
sauce?

>>153660756
Either that or suffer trauma from this bitch constantly trying to fuck him and avoid thick all together

>>153667405
Anyone? Or did they not release it?

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>>153684260
I mean if you were an Alchemist and you come home and see your son has a summoner's contract with an Aztec god, you'd be pretty fucking proud wouldnt you?

>Lucoa is giving you paizuri
>Accidentally call her "mommy"

What does she do? What do you do?

>>153682087
Yeah. They are pretty normal about everything considering wizard mom gave her son tea to give to lucoa and doesn't even bat an eye when the two are in a room alone together.

>>153685609
It's what the young people wear. Though you'd have to think that idea changed upon meeting wizard.

>>153687726

>I'm old enough to be everyone's mommy. Now let mommy clean you up with her mouth.

>>153671712
And then hug and appreciate right?

where are the webm/gifs of lucoa?

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>>153689524

>>153672488
>I want it to kill me with those tiddies. Just strangle me, just end my sad, pathetic life. I want to die. Kill me.

Fucking kek

>>153672488
I relate to this feeling

>>153661952
anon pls dont play with my heart

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>>153686025
>>153665673

I guess my question is more of, would we have expected so much of our perfect waifus if we weren't fed the idea that they could exist?

For example there are people who would want a perfect 10/10 kissless virgin housewife submissive waifu. Granted there would be a bunch of people who already want someone like that without watching anime but is there a significant portion of other people who came to that desire because of watching anime?

We all know that even if such a perfect woman existed, she would not be attracted to the majority of us. Still fully aware of that, I think it still slowly tugs at some people and prevents them from getting any sort of meaningful satisfaction.

>lucoa will never smother you in her clevage

Why even live?

>>153660756
I'd take a dodge ball tp the face from her any day.

>>153663676
She agrees with your dilema and places a spell on you that keeps you from aging.

>>153675359
Why would someone from a region and time in which there were no white people look like some german immigrant to america?

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>>153691025
the closest we'll get is one eye at a time. I guess her power level would be too high if she opened both of them

>>153691589
It's probably some Cthulhu shit where your brain starts to shut down to preserve itself if you get it full force

>>153682087
>you wouldnt let your son fuck her

If anything id be jealous of the little fucker

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>>153666185
!baka

>>153687486
>Hey Dad, I summoned an S rank dragon goddess
>Also she's a bombshell who wants to destroy me in the sack
I'm sure his dad couldn't be prouder.

So.

What did Lucoa do to her sister?

>>153692997
>In the Codex Chimalpopoca, it is said Quetzalcoatl was coerced by Tezcatlipoca into becoming drunk on pulque, cavorting with his sister
>cavort verb: To leap and skip about playfully:
Basically just played together.

>>153693309
>pulque
that shit is good

>>153693309
Leaped and skipped playfully on his dick

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>>153693309
so you're saying he played with her gently?

I want Lucoa to take my first kiss...!

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>>153675947

>>153694245
I want Lucoa to take my first everything.

>>153660292
No, his family are legitimately mages. It will com up next episode that there are actually plenty of people from the fantasy world hiding out and living secretly in the human world. Including other races.

I want Lucoa to teach me about agriculture.

>>153695648
How to plow, amirite?

>>153696034
Well yeah and how to plant seeds and harvest crops and stuff

>>153696149
Agriculture is a really good hobby, lots of money in it too, as long as you learn when to plat seeds and seasons and stuff.

>>153696186
Lucoa will teach me how to be rich?!

DAD THERE'S A SUCCUBUS IN THE LIVING ROOM

>>153696226
>makes you rich
>teaches you useful skills with alot of value
>thicc
>good personality
>will make you happy and not age till you die

Is there no more perfect being? How do i summon her into the 3D world?

>>153696284
If I knew I wouldn't be here. I want it so, so bad, Anon.

>>153696332
What if i become 2D, look i know adding dimensions is hard as shit but how about removing them? Should be easy right, its like rolling back your drivers or something, r-right??

>>153696406
I don't know, maybe. I hope so. Life would be a lot better that way I think.

>>153696492
>finally turn yourself 2D
>expect to be a harem fag or to atleast get a waifu
>generic background character with no detail
>must still mantain a job and a normal life

Lets be honest, this is probably what would happen anyways

>>153671994
>Implying she isn't going to stay with him his entire life
He won't have to find another relationship

Could Lucoa make it so I never age?

>>153697660
I doubt it, otherwise she would have done it for Kobayashi so Tohru doesnt need to worry about her eventual death. But atleast you'd get to spend your life with the thicc goddess.