>waiting for a Part 5 Anime Announcement
>coming back from Chapter 62 and having to wait another month
Speed King's redesign
How are you holding up, /a/?
Listen well, Amerifats! The next person who says "I hope they skip Part 5" will be tossed to the sidewalk and spat on.
also first for best Marine Biologist
sorry if its blogpost, but i just realized that if josuke got sick during SC and got his stand, then holly surely got to keep her stand too? i always just assumed her stand disappeared after SC. am i dumb or is this common knowledge?
Narancia and I are loving Count Zero so far.
He always want to read with me.
You may pretend to like Part 5 but you clearly don't actually like it, Amerifat. Repulsive.
Do they care about minor villain fags?
I would cut off my arm for a Ciocco SAS
I actually do like Part 5 it's my 4th favorite part behind part 7.
The Grateful Dead and Beach Boy fight is one of my favorite fights in the series.
Please don't disrespect me and my wife again.
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
GET ON YOUR TURTLENEFFS BECAUSE ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
Average Amerifat tries to convince the thread that they actually like JoJo. Face it, you're only in it for the memes and waifufagging, Amerifat.
Going back to older parts again is a pleasant surprise, but 5 has so many minor-ass characters with their stands already. I really can't be bothered to give a damn before they've gone through the SBR bunch and Yasuho with PP.
I'M READY DAVID
GIVE THE PART 5
G I V E
of course nigga, here comes the giogio time
I thought you mean how did i know you cant film at the Jojo party.
But in regards to Holly's thing its only just speculation since she couldnt handle her stand being force activated and she is already to weak willed in the first place
>Slightly twink but still buff jotaro
THIS IS MY SHIT
No I'm not fucker.
Now stop disrespecting me and my wife now!
It looks the same. Only spikes on hat are longer now.
Refer to >>153635680
It doesn't have a mask anymore, it has goggles and fucked up mouth
OH HO?! Another figure for me to hot glue into the ground?!
I wouldn't be disrespecting you if you weren't an Amerifat who doesn't genuinely care about JoJo. This is how I treat all Amerifats, they're repulsive.
Listen here fucker fuck you you stupid piece of shit I am fully caught up on the series so fuck you.
I love Narancia
>The requested URL /special/vento-aureo.html was not found on this server.
Part 1. Dio kills Jojo's dog, dad, William Zeppeli, and Jonathan himself.
Part 2. What does Caesar Zeppeli and a can of soda have in common? They both go flat when they run out of bubbles.
Part 3. Avdol dies first, twice. Iggy gets kicked in by Vanilla Ice Cream. And Kakyoin gets turn into a doughnut.
Part 4. Yoshikage Kira kills Pineapple head, Aya, Yoshihiro Kira. Then the true hero comes and kills him. Ambulance.
Part 5. Dio sticks Jonathan's dick into everything and Giorno Giovanna is one of his many kids. Bruno is killed but becomes a zombie. Best girl Narancia dies, GioGio goes god mode and kills Diavolo multiple times. Polnareff becomes a turtle. AND YES, ABBACCHIO DIES, BUT NOBODY CARES.
Part 6. Everyone dies. Even Jotaro.
Part 7. The President kills Gyro Zeppeli. Johnny kills the President in all parallel worlds.
Part 8. Gappy is the new Jojo and he has four balls because he's made of two people, Yoshikage Kira and Josefumi Kujo. Johnny kills himself to save his child and wife.
Here are some spoilers. Help curb the cancerous fanbase by deterring new people from watching it.
Stop talking now Amerifat. Get down on your knees and suck on my toes. It doesn't matter if you're caught up, you don't genuinely care about JoJo.
JoJo is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and COLORFULNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the poses, peculiar, colorful scenes, the whole stand faggotry and everything about the JoJo world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
JoJo is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no JoJo threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
If youre gonna do spoilers right at least do it correctly.
you STILL dont know how MiH works
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
Your face when Araki already drawn whole JoJolion and just releasing it slowly, one chapter per month in Ultra Jump and now he is in middle of making part 9.
So this is the power of JoJo autism.... Impressive.
Fuck you fucker I will no longer reply to your shitty fucking posts you fucking stupid fucker
Somebody post Josuke's deep breath after beating down Yuuya.
H A P P E N I N G !!!
This is what fucking happens when people get bored, especially for big news.
We must accept this
Here he is receiving a nice friendly hug from my wife.
Nice try, but the same trick will not work on me twice!
>Not Complete Colt
Quiet down now Amerifat. Okay?
I sure do love him and he loves me.
Reminder that Amerifats have zero talent and aren't actually fans of JoJo.
Everybody calm the fuck down and stop posting b8
please control yoursels
Ok anons i now were all nervous for the possible part 5 announcement here but let's calm down and keep the shitposting to minimum
Guys, what if, just what if... nothing gets announced and nothing happens.
I can't believe they changed Diavolo into a little girl!
The announcement (if there is one) will happen at the END of the event.
About 8-9 hours from now.
THERES NO BREAKS ON THE JOJO SHITPOSTING TRAIN
DON'T FALL FOR B8
IF THERE'S A VA ANIME
ONLY LET DOC COME IN AND SHOW IT
YOU FUCKING FA~~~GGOTS
We sure are happy.
We love doing things together like listening to Have a Nice Life or reading Neuromancer.
That is a possibilit-
>About 8-9 hours from now.
>H O U R S
Japs know how to throw a party
Swarovski Kira and Koichi
Prepare for absolutely nothing to be shown.
Reply Amerifat, reply! If you actually care about JoJo why don't you prove it? Nevermind, you can't. Even if you could your fat would prevent you from typing a coherent reply.
Narancia is so amazing in bed!
He loves that, though I don't really watch it.
Well, since we all know there is no stopping this shitpost train, post some of your best images
Yasuho discovered how to track down Dolomiti before Jobin knocked her out. However, since Paisley Park acts independently of Yasuho (as shown in the Going Underground/Born This Way fight), it will locate Dolomiti and relay the info to Gappy on it's own. Once Gappy knows where Dolomiti is, he will take him down.
AMERIF~~~~~~AT. You can't even prove that you genuinely enjoy this series. Sad, Amerifat, sad!
Me and Narancia want to live on a beach with nice silver sand forever.
some OC i made
i also made the image for >>153635126 and abbachio's "no one cares anon"
With all this b8, we might as well post best girls
I want to know what became of Shizuka. An invisible child who has emotionally attached herself to a senile old man seems sort of somber.
Gone forever, that universe died, I know I know shut the fuck up. Part 6 ruins everything about speculation.
part 4 because it wasnt just battles 24/7
oh fucking well
i cant. the genre is just a steaming pile of shit
if there could be way to make a series about battles not necessarily be '24/7' 'NANI?!?' 'NANDA YO', that'd be great.
does DP have the money to produce vento aureo or did DIU drained them?
It's ok since I have great credit and was able to get the loan.
I said fuck off fucker and stop disrespecting me
i want all the narancia fuckers to have a fight to the death to win narancias love
No, I won't stop until you prove that you genuinely like this series and Narancia. Prove it to me and I'll stop bothering you, Amerifat.
You're so fat you fall on your own, Amerifat.
How come people insult Josuke for his shitty hair when Giorno's is the worst?
>Keeps spamming the same insult
>Everyone tells him to fuck off
>Keeps filling the thread with autistic b8
Yeah i'll keep the Burgers over you, fuckass
This is the last time I reply to you.
My taste is as follows:
I've convinced my friend to read the entire series and he is already caught up.
I have bought the hardcovers for Part 1.
I've been posting nonstop for a year for my wife and have been banned 40 times by now.
I love him and the series.
>Joseph (is) totally fine
>Joseph would have been 91 in Stone Ocean
Look, I know people live longer than that, but Joseph swore off Ripple age-defying so uh... yeah, I don't think he stuck around.
Part 4 is the last true JoJo Part
Part 5 is about DIO's son, Part 6 never happened, Part 7 and 8 are a reboot
Thus the series ends with Morioh
Of course I will use the same insult over and over, Amerifat. It's the perfect word to describe you.
Amerifat, I am already the strongest in the thread. Get down on your knees right now and apologize.
Hmmm okay American, I believe you. You're not so bad after all. I like you a lot,
Also, this is Joseph we're talking about.
Not only is he buff, even as an old man, but cheating death is kinda his MO.
Please post your anger as hard as you can when you see that part 5 isn't announced. I thrive on salt.
It's coming boys,
TFW when Golden Aureo is announced
Kaiji or you could read Strongest man Kurosawa or Angel Densetsu
>its only been one hour since the thread was made
>already more than halfway toward bump limit
WE'RE COMING BACK
maybe one anon should make an imgur album compiled with all the jojo lewds we've posted before into one big hub of lewds
this is my favorite fanart i have
>FemKira will never kill you and take your hand.
C'mon now, I simply wish to ask what exactly invalidates all American JoJo fans. I love the series. I'm up to date on JoJolion, I own All Star Battle and a JoJonium with two more coming, and several posters. Is that not enough?
>tfw DMQ has my favourite Kira
>More Rohan OVAs means Poaching Season gets done
>Or Part 5 for my favourite minor villain
>If nothing, that's okay because I'm on a ship placement for a couple months soon.
Can only go up for me.
hokuto no ken
I just reread part 6, forgot my boy got the pussy. Say something nice about him
Memeposter developed from the saltiness of Part 5's mediocrity trying to tank public opinion of it more than it deserves
Like Naranciaposter but more hostile
Ever make a JoJo tribute of this quality, Amerifat? If not you're not a genuine JoJo fan.
Where'd he get that pimp outfit?
Should've been his canon one
How many hours now until a potential part 5 announcement?
>Yellow Hair = Mustard?
>The World stand is yellow; coincedence?
>constantly leaks out sticky strands of 'blood' by pressing against himself; secretly ketchup?
>Dio is a man made of condiments
>condiments is an anagram of S condemn it
>Robert Speedwagon condemns Dio Brando by placing the final pieces of the investigation into public attention at the Joestar manor, forcing Dio to perform the ritual that makes him DIO
>fuck how far back did Araki plan this
Guys I think I'm onto something here, help me out
Most people that don't like Part 5 was because we had shitty English scans for the longest time. Hard to see anything, really shat up personalities, etc. Since English is the dominant language of US, it made opinion of VA lower than others
So that's why the assumption of "Amerifat" meme
Anasui was literally one of the things carrying Part 6
>the first act of genuine sociopathy Dio commits is putting a dog in an oven
>making a HOT DOG
That's good enough.
You collapse from your weight and fall face first into the sidewalk from your copious amounts of fat, Amerifat.
Narancia loves me so much he kisses me every 5 minutes.
Yeah Weather was shit but honestly Jolyne wasn't really anything special other than female JoJo. Also being on fire for that long was dumb as fuck. At least Anasui was entertaining as fuck with his whining
What is this supposed to be?
please tell me it's incest even if it isn't I can interpret it that way
"Opening"? You this is parodying an opening? Sad, sad Amerifat. It's 'parodying' the ending, that's right, not the opening, the ending, of Dragon Ball. Is this too much for you to handle, Amerifat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd3uxpjs3a4
i had a boner
and i inquire more
>a father comforting his daughter? Must be incest!
>people think Speed King has goggles and had a redesign
Look on the previous page. No fucking goggles. No giant face armor on the side. Looks just like original speed King.
This was obviously just a bad/sketched/rushed drawing and the thick cheekbones make it look like "goggles" but even then it just barely looks like that. Don't worry yourself over one shitty drawing.
Even if he kept this look it's disturbing as hell and barely different compared to the original
The fights are good, but there's also lots of side-filler which is an extreme bore so it could be a massive turn-off. If you can bear with it then you'll likely enjoy it, the episode that came out today is hyping up the next few episodes and there's character development in a few of the side characters too, including the "villains".
If it's not goggles then what's that line under the nose? You can't tell me that's a cheekbone in itself.
Then there's those vertical lines right next to the mouth and the horizontal lines next to them.
WHERE IS PART 5 ANNOUNCEMENT??!!
He drew them way too close to the nose creating the goggle look. And again looking at the previous page he doesn't have these. He just drew them too thick and close to the nose
>if there could be way to make a series about battles not necessarily be '24/7' 'NANI?!?' 'NANDA YO', that'd be great.
that's how a lot of battle shounen is, JoJo's just over-exaggerates every reaction to the point that it's basically one big joke, it's kinda the point of it, so talking shit about it doesn't really mean anything.
Reminder that every single ____fag has been god-awful, apart from Doc.
Most of the time
We don't even have any drawfags.
Yes he is!
I don't need to deny anything it is simple truth.
Guard Squad fag reporting in.
How big is too big before it stops being feminine.
And thats the only non straight Yukako i have in my UC album. I kinda want more but not with Koichi.
Or maybe he redesigned it right after he finished that page and thought Speed King just wasn't spooky enough.
I think there were instances like this with Araki before but I could be wrong desu