>There is probably a dragon in your room RIGHT NOW

Theres a dragon in my pants right now.

There's a baby gecko in my room somewhere that was on the blinds but ran and hid somewhere after I opened them.

No dragons, just cats.

>>153606463
I wish it was a snek instead

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>>153606666
I hope your bread gets stolen Satania.

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>>153606666
Dragon > Snake BUT I'll check those digits.

>>153606666
Snek>Dragon confirmed

never mind dragons, there's a fucking skeleton INSIDE of you

>>153606761
>>153606822
Why the hell did the batman guy become check'em meme anyway?

>>153606463
If it's Elma that's okay.

>>153607118
He pointed in that direction way before anyone else did.

>>153606463
They must have a sad existence if all they have to do is lurk in my room while I masturbate and cry

>>153606463
Does this mean that dragons watch me jerk off?

>>153606463
USODA

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>>153606463
But I don't want to have a dragon in my room, I want to BE the cute dragon.

>>153607246
I'm putting that child on a diet.

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>>153607610
you will have to get through me first

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>>153607666
I tried getting into this show but couldn't sadly. Even Demi chan.

I really think it's the designs, especially when Poko's Udon World and Sweetness and Lightning were adorable to me.

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>>153607610
But that doragon has a pretty decent form. She's pretty skinny, with a nice plushness to her body that makes her soft and desirable to touch, and extremely cute. I'm jealous.

>>153607957
I think it's the uncanny valley of infant behaviour along with the odd proportions.

It's like someone decided to add a really fat ass to a child. Not in a Hotaru "This is a ten year old" way.

Feed it salad for a few days and see what changes.

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>>153606463
Do dragons watch us while we fap?

>>153608009
I guess I can see the point you're trying to get across. Still, I feel like the dragon is much better off, getting to have such a cute, enjoyable form. I envy her for being so lucky.

>>153608134
I hope so

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I love her eyes, they are both cute and intense.

>>153608409
delet this

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That feel when no cute dragon daughteru.

>>153606463
Where? I don't see it.

>>153608409
I love Melon Pan so much

>>153608505
Ugh, i live near where he works and i witnessed his spergings a couple of times.

>>153608409
living the dream

Why does neo-/a/ eat this shit up?

>>153606463
I wish

>>153608409
Why does he have a cutout of my wife in the bathroom.

>>153608447
Feels bad

Is this the return of retarded dragon girls?

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>>153606463
How..How did you know?

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>>153609835
everyone's wife is melonpan's wife