I'm more interested in this. Bort a pink shits kid a fucking shit.
Are you under the assumption Uchiha genes are good?
Lord Second already showed us the path and that path was not with the Uchiha shits.
He tried to warn us and now letting Uchiha shits ruin the 1000 years of prosperity for a power that only makes you crazier is just silly.
Of course, papa Naruto takes care of all of Sarada's needs. He's a better papa than Sausage.
Yeah but dat Sharingan power people forget is only as good as your life is shit and with the small amount of Uchiha left that means no Eternal Mangekyo for you.
It is truly a useless power since you have to trade sanity for it and not every place is going to have a Naruto to smack the edge out of you.
Indra chakra + Asura chakra + Descendant of Hamura = Literally Ninja Jesus
I'm still holding on to hope.
Friendly reminder that Kakashi became one of the Leaf's greatest ninjas using only a single vanilla Sharingan that continually drained his chakra every time he used it.
The Sharingan is wasted on the Uchihas.
A new generation of borutards shall be born.
ss family has some of the cutest fanart out there
>the kids are never going to grow up in our lifetime
I'm going to be the next Hokage. Minna please show your support!
Everything is wasted on the Uchiha scum. They are effectively just charity-sinks.
No matter how much you try to be kind to them and inclusive of them, they just plan rebellion.
Even post-asskicking Sasuke is still unable to be there for his kid.
It cannot feasibly take 12 years for someone to go out for smokes to dodge child support.
Sakura hulk smashing her house should have been fine if she owned it but she still had repayments, man.
It's not like she could just ask someone who had wood style to build her a house or something, that would be silly and a very unlikely situation.
>meet the 7th
I don't keep up with Burrito, did they seriously come up with a villain that could beat the most OP character in the ninja world? He literally killed the ninja goddess
Is it true that Hinata is now strong as Neji? He was a prodigy so that makes no sense whatsoever. Hell, her whole backstory was about the fact that she wasn't very strong when compared to her younger sister.
>naruto's workplace is close to his home
>still can't take a few minutes to poof there to sing happy birthday to his children on their special days
We've known it was going to happen since the second we were told that Naruto had a boy and Sasuke a girl.
Why the fuck did they think this was a good idea? All anyone wanted was cute sol with the kids with some cool fights here and there. At least it sounds like that's the direction Pierrot is going with the anime.
She looks like Sasuke, that's the only thing that matters
She is actually an Uzumaki.
But it's not like she is ever going to do anything.
Himawari's gentle fist has the power to knock out Naruto with one finger. Though Sarada shouldn't be underestimated either. In a fight between those two going all out, it's a matter of who lands a hit first.
How? She opened a clinic for kids that were affected by the war according to her novel, married the guy she always loved, and had a cute daughter with him.
The Boruto film comes after Gaiden and we see that shes really happy in it.
How can you not tell where the story is obviously heading?
>implying Naruto won't impregnate her before dying
It already lives on through them
>bulma went gaga over every handsome guy
>sakura only ever loved sasuke
Shame Sakura didn't look good till the last few chapters
>Sakura truly is genetic garbage.
It has nothing to do with that you dumbass. It's just for Sarada's whole look obviously.
>introduced with serious/stern attitude like her father.
>cardigan sweater and skirt.
>not one hair out of place.
Her more childish side was introduced later on.
Did Naruto name his kid Boruto as some kind of joke?
Sarada is really the silver lining in a shit pairing. The only good thing and i imagine Bolt and Salad will get together eventually. For one thing Kishi is very predictable, and secondly he could get his Naruto x Sasuke pairing cannon without them actually fucking by giving "Sasuke" tits and a vag
I was thinking the same thing. What a stupid name
She technically does, being seemingly more pronounced Uzumaki than Naruto. Sakura has no super blood hax, I'm pretty sure here parents had to be invented for a anime filler episode.
Not every bloodline was descended from the ayys though. Senju/Uzumaki, Uchiha, and Hyuga were, but there were already humans on Earth when Kaguya arrived, so they must've learned how to use chakra from the six paths sage or something. Dude probably gave it out like candy.
As far as I remember, she learned 3 tricks.
1) Summoning a slug whose main (sole?) use is as a mass healing slave.
2) Gathering chakra in her fists to hit really, really hard
3) Gathering more chakra in her significant forehead to use at a later time.
None of those hold a candle to what Naruto, Sasuke, or even Kushina could do. Additionally, she really only got to be especially strong in the very late part of the series, where power levels were lines in the sand at high tide.
A better example of a no blood hax person becoming stronger than most people with bloodline hax is actually Orochimaru.
Naruto and Sasuke are on a different level though, it's not fair to compare any character to either of them since they're so overpowered.
We were talking about Tsunade anyways.
Well, he is canonically worshiped for bringing the secrets of chakra to essentially everywhere.
You are right though, things like elemental releases (Haku, the one magma kage) are probably a learned family technique that has become somewhat indistinguishable from a more typical bloodline trait.
Is that due to actually being consistently strong, or more Kishimoto's inconsistent writing? If chakra actually followed the original rules for example, than Neji and maybe Lee should easily be stronger than her. Likewise, before the power levels got retarded, both Shikimaru and Ino should have OHKOs that Sakura shouldn't be able to do anything about, even in her strongest state (she tied Ino using "inner Sakura, who by the end hadn't been seen for hundreds of chapters).
I'd be more inclined to agree with you if Kishi hadn't completely neglected every other character, especially from their generation.
Pretty head canon faggotry there. Almost as bad as NaruSaku. No one with intelligence would ever think a 150yo ghost would end up with a 16yo idiot. Legit retards would expect that from a shonen.
every damn naruto thread makes me think of the narusaku meltdown and then the narusaku meltdown makes me think of the ichiruki meltdown
im gonna through the folders again
>No one with intelligence would ever think a 150yo ghost would end up with a 16yo idiot.
Isshin did end up with Masaki, but their relationship was completely different than the one Ichigo and Rukia shared.
>ichiruki-ist calling anyone an autist
the irony of it all
The Byakugan is such a great concept. I'll never forgive Kishi for not doing more with it. I've also always wanted to learn more about the Hyuga Clan, especially Hinata's mother.
>Sarada should have been Sasauke and Karins kid
>Karin dies in child birth and a broken hearted Sasuke who knew he couldn't take care of his newborn daughter brings her to the village and wonders away
>Sakura takes care of her and raises her as her daughter
>Sarada finds out that she lied about her being an orphan and that her father is Sasuke
>Sakura gets upset and frustrated and punches a hole in the earth that destroys her home and faints when she notices that one tomoe of her sharingan awakens
>Cue Sarada Gaiden
>Sakura instead of being kidnapped gets help from a few other parents and goes after her, fearing that she'll lose her
>She ends up in battle with moon ningens and gets captured.
>Sasuke and Sarad find out and they do battle.
>Sarada screams "Let go of my mother!" before doing a PMS SMASH into the face of the big bad
>Sasuke looks surprise and Sakura gets all misty eyed and says that's my girl.
Need to completely ditch the more interesting side characters and powers so that they can have a more then a little gay "MUST RESCUE SASUKE" arc and stitch every single half decent power from said side character to the sharingan.
Even giving it a tailed beast.
>Sarada should have been Sasauke and Karins kid
I honestly loved the sharingan before they kept...ADDING shit that it can do. Like when it was just the ability to follow movements really well, predict attacts and copy things it was basically the coolest.
And then Kishimoto said "Fuck it, the sharingan can do anything"
Be happy the Byakugan didn't get anything else. Knowing Kishimoto he'd probably make it summon ghosts or eat your soul or some shit.
>Awakened Byakugan users can store ghosts/suck souls out from other people, vacuuming them into their eyes
Fuck, that would've been funny to see someone do this. There's still the Tenseigen that'll probably never be used again, though I guess Kishi could've had Hinata awaken it with the Hamura chakra she's supposed to have.
The darkness didn't even know he had a kid, and Sakura didn't even have a real photo of them together. This is one of those few times where its better if it was something shady as shit.
By darkness, do you mean Sasuke? He did know he had a kid though, he was literally there during the birth since he was revealed him and Sakura traveled together.
The no group photo is weird, but that was just Kishi baiting(it was stupid though). Sarada remembers a moment when Sasuke was holding one of her hands while Sakura was holding the other so he was around.
Then he really has no excuse for not recognizing his daughter.
Again, it was Kishi and his baiting. I found them unnecessary since it makes certain things not add up like the no family photo, Sasuke not being able to recognize his own daughter etc.
To be fair to pinkshit The Last did redeem her a bit
Watching her aggressively ship hinata and naruto all movie was pretty funny to watch, considering the meltdowns earlier
It was like salt in the wound
That's why I was saying it would have been better had it not been baiting at all. Plus Sakura and Sasuke are two horrible dysfunctional people who really shouldn't have a family together.
Do you have the extended edition? the part with the uchiha massacre always gets me
>hiashi talks with danzo about the impending coup
>"the uchiha aren't great"
>danzo orders the massacre of the entire clan
I know right, unfortunately I'm missing the one where he says "unfortunately for both of us I'd remember losing my virginity."
>Sarada remembers a moment when Sasuke was holding one of her hands while Sakura was holding the other so he was around.
That was Salad's imagination of what a real dad is like. Sasuke wasn't in his daughter's life at all since presumably the day she was born.
She actually was cucked. Pretty damned hard.
The editors just made Kishi say NOPE ITS SAKURAS KID at the last second because...reasons.
Problem is that it being sasuke and karins kid that she raised as her own and was even willing to fight sasuke over would have did more for her character.
No pathos about her true heritage. No "family is who loves you not just blood" stuff. No cool chakra chain powers that over rule the broken and oft stupid sharingan powers. No parallels between her and Naruto that makes her "I WANNA BE HOKAGE" shpiel seem more valid.
Right now sakura's a total fucking loser and sarada is just sakura with a different hair eye color combo.
He's basically a hobo pariah that is even more of an outcast than the mad scientist who killed dozens of infants and kids as well as a head of state. He sure did a good job of that.
>Kishi was planning on making sarada not sakura's daughter. Editors threw their weight around and forced him to undo it.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Interesting if true, and impressive because that revail was in the last chapter of Kishi's story shit there would have been nothing they could have done if he didn't include that last page.
The manga finally got passed the movie stuff. Now it will actually be interesting, right? Right?!
i haven't kept up with bort's series. is tsunade still alive? what's happening with her?
The question here isn't why Sauce fucked Sourkraut and not Karen, but how sauce fucked anything at all.
It's impossible to apply normal human sexuality to a character like Sauce, he's just raw edge.
What harem? Orihime was the only one with the canon love for him while Riruka and maybe you could argue Nel simply had a crush on him and their feelings didn't even hold a candle to Orihimes feelings.
The ones that were mad were the insane shippers that were too far gone in their delusions. It's pretty easy to tell which pairings in a shounen are going to happen. Anyone that didn't have a major hate-boner for Orihime and Renji should've been able to tell Ichihime and Renruki would happen in the end.
She looks the same because of her technique, but she's retired. They showed a group photo of the former Kages. They all look terrible, especially Onoki and Mei, but Tsunade still looked the same.
get those filthy whores off my man
Am I the only one that hopes Boruto becomes a slightly lighter show than Naruto?
I mean I got sick near the end of it just being POWERLEVELS and EYES
That's why I liked the OVA of the Boruto Movie.
>I mean I got sick near the end of it just being POWERLEVELS and EYES
The Madara fight was atrocious. I even liked the Pain saga so I'm easy to please but the end of Naruto was a chore to get through.
I liked IchiRuki better in the first years but I agree, since the Hueco Mundo it was absurdly obvious how it would end.
I guess people lose themselves too much in shipfaggotry and keep clinging on to whatever.
No. She would have the potential to awaken it. Madara himself took many decades to awaken it after acquiring Senju dna.
There's also the possibility that being Sasuke's daughter she already have the potential anyway.
if we were lucky, kishi would have made it so that sasuke would have had sarada sharingan permanently sealed.
If anythign she'd have an inordinate amount of chakra and chakra chains. Maybe even have real talent at healing but is a bit of a masochistic slut like her mom.
I wouldn't have minded Madara if he was the final villain. He was entertaining (more than fucking Tobito at least) and for the scale of things ny the end of Naruto an overpowered villain was inevitable.
I also thinknit makes thematical sense the villain is some ancient fucker still clinging to old grudges instead of entrusting the world to the following generations. Though Kishimoto defeats the generational theme any way by summoning the old hokages and having them lecture and fight for the new generation.
SS cunts will never acknowledge that Sasuke treated Sakura just as disrespectfully as he did Karin. At least he actually acknowledged Karin was useful enough to bring along with him unlike Sakura who he'd rather kill off while her back was turned.
First take this fucking disgusting NS cuck fap doujin and throw it into the garbage where it belongs.
Second, even if Naruto did downgrade to pinkshit tier, Sasuke wouldn't do anything because he's already been neutered and brainwashed into the Jesus Naruto worshiping cult.
you'll be happy then (for a while)
This shit has to stop. Now. Let it die already. Enough
There's nothing inherently wrong with eye shit. The sharingan's problem is that it was so OP, not that it was connected to one organ or another. It was like if some kid on the playground came up with a hero whose "power is to have all of the powers." X-ray vision is so specialized, though, that there could actually be some creativity in regard to how its used and for an actual stealthy ninja the ability to see around corners and obstacles is pretty much perfect.
This is atrocious. Scum. This artist needs to be taken outside and shot in the back of the head like a rabid dog. There is no hope for him.
The movie was written by Kishi
no entirely. There's quite a lot of things that were written by Kodashi (who co-writer of the movie, writer of the novel and manga)
Kodashi really likes Borusara and wrote about it a lot in the novel. Kishi never really did anything with it and even in agiden, their relationship is far from the one in the movie
>'bonds and not blood ties are what really matters' wouldn't ring hollow.
This is the same manga that had the underdog loser protagonist end up being the reincarnation of a ninja god.
She uses fire and lightning shit in the vidya
No, only Indra or Ashura reincarnations get to have that.
Because never seeing your family is the righteous way of the japanese salaryman. If he had made them family men who are always involved with their kids it would alienate older readers.
>actual feasible Romeo + Juliet plotline where elders from genetic lines do their absolute best to keep them from fucking and having kids
>manga turns into an ecchi borderline h-manga
I might actually read it.
I just hope this kids doesn't end up with chocho. They don't work together. I don't like it.
Can't he just take other a woman's body and be in a threesome with sarada and boruto?
>be in a threesome with sarada and boruto?
He can still do that as a boy
fans would probably be pissed that his dad didn't get to do it.
They were made for each other.
no. Sasunaru was trash and it's good it didn't happend plus it's incest.
However I don't have a probe with boruto/lmitsuki, motly because fujoshi don't like it so it doesn't annoy me and because they aren't brothers and actually get along
I like one-sided relationship. it makes a funny gimmick. Considering the movie, I think it will be like pic related
Boruto ends up with sarada, mitsuki stays alone, crying his eyeballs out kek
I need more timeskip Himawari in my life.
>Their child will be blonde and have blue eyes and no sharingan.
You underestimate Uchiha plot armor and Kishi's boner for the sharingan.
They still got to do each other's friend commentary
Well, it hasn't bred with a relevant clan yet.
Knowing Kishi, Bort and Salad will probably have twin boys: A Naruto clone and a Sasuke clone with the difference that the Naruto clone acts like Sasuke and vice versa
>Of course Sarada will take the name Uzumaki as well.
Both will want to take each other's last name.
Even after they both learn about the Uchiha's past? Both seem to be pretty moral people; Bort stopped acting like a jerk once he learned about how his father was treated in his youth
I need Boruto to
murderSarada and end the uchiha/haruno bloodline once and for all
>"If I am ever really in power, the destruction of the Uchiha will be my first and most important job. As soon as I have power, I shall have gallows after gallows erected, for example, in Konoha at the Hokage Tower - as many of them as traffic allows. Then the Uchiha will be hanged one after another, and they will stay hanging until they stink. They will stay hanging as long as hygienically possible. As soon as they are untied, then the next group will follow and that will continue until the last Uchiha in Konoha is exterminated. Exactly the same procedure will be followed in other villages until the Elemental Nations are cleansed of the last Uchiha!"
-Tobirama Senju to his brother, two months before being proclaimed Nidaime
Uchiha Untermenschen have to be exterminated.
>What will we see in Boruto?
>In Naruto it started off not so dark and edgy, so I want to do something different and make Boruto be more happy and fun
>Faggot you're doing the same shit
He must have done a terrible job at it, because under Tobirama the Uchiha became Konoha's greatest and most well regarded clan and it had to be Hiruzen the one that wiped them all out.
>dying to 20 fodder lighting niggers
Wasn't Tobirama supposed to be strong?
This. All of the current generation Kages (except for Nardo who is a ninja god) seem to be able to do that, and the dead Hokages were supposedly even better than them. How did he lose to 20 literallywhos?
Isn't that from early in the manga before Kishi retconned things and fucked up the fictional universe's power levels? It's believable for someone on Zabuza or even Hiruzen's level to be taken out by kunai and 20 fodder.
>Two future hokages
>a fatass with super strength
>those other two that were somehow capable of surviving through two other world wars.
They should have been able to win that fight.
>he's going for the biggest tit monster in the village
His little sister?
>and Rogue One
There's a problem with this. They hate how similar the movie is to ANH, when it is set literally a few hours before ANH. However, TFA is the greatest thing ever because everything regressed, including the story.
In the prequels, the vision and art style show us something more.
For once, someone says something that actually makes sense. Dunno why though. Or how, considering that Naruto would never stand for it and should be able to drag his ass back with no problem.
This guy is seriously fucking shit. I don't see why people still post his garbage here.
And it's not even because I hate the pairings he does, his anatomy is absolutely fucked. He's like the Japanese Shadman
>Learning fireball is like a rite of passage for Uchiha, so Salad's dad would have to teach it to her.
She already has the sharingan, all she has to do is watch someone do it once.
>In Naruto it started off not so dark and edgy
It was pretty edgy early on. It only became DARKNESS after Shitpudding reached the halfway point
Now it seems lighthearted with some out of place moments of extreme brutality like the operating table in Gaiden and Kinshiki ripping off most of his skin in the movie.
characters get upgraded in hentai from time to time, but it's some specific meme where Sakura is given giant tits in a shitload of doujinn.
My guess is artists were fustrated that there was only one actual titty monster in the show for years and that she was also beyond christmas cake.
So they decided to give Sakura and Ino huge boobs.
All diehard shipfaggots from the former series seem to dislike Burrito Salad.
>NSfags feel that it's a last minute attempt to get them back to the series
>NHfags feel threatened by it because it means that Naruto and Sasuke would have fucked if one of them were a girl
>SSfags dislike it because it means their special little princess lusting after Naruto Jr's dick
I'm really not, and I'm glag Naruhina happen (not SS) but still, I can understand borusara but Mitsuki and Chocho is shit
That's not it, it's like a chick flick because, Boruto 's friends ends up with Sarada's bf. How convenient. That's the shit you find in chick flick
Notice that Bleach didn't have this problem, there was a whole spectrum of breasts and thus on-model was far more common.
If you don't have a spectrum, the artists will not draw on model you see.
Being reincarnations of siblings don't make them siblings.Even more so in this case, as it's Indra and Ashura's chakra that is reincarnating, not their souls or something. Madara and Hashirama were previous vessels for it yet their souls can be pulled through Edo or Rinne Tensei just fine.
If it was a reincarnation of the kind you seem to think, Hashirama and Madara's souls would be the same Naruto and Sasuke have.
>implying anyone would ship anything else if one of them were a girl
i would, it was badly writen, yet kisi tried to make is look like they bond was so special when they were barly friends, so he did the reincarnated brother thing. That makes it worse as they bond is only due to some petty brother feud.
Anyway, I do'nt ship people becaus they're male or female, otherwise I would ship SS ou narusaku but I don't, because everything related to team 7 is garbage
It was never explained in detail and likely it won't ever be, like everything else introduced about the nature of Chakra in the final leg of Naruto.
The way it apparently works is that their chakra influences them but it's just one of the factors that make up their self, not the only factor (like a more classic, western-style reincarnation of soul would usually be).
One thing I wonder about chakra is if it all reincarnates and cycles through the world, and ashura and indra's are just special because of how powerful they were. Because the backstory with Kaguya taking the fruit from the Shinju and it trying to take it back does make it sound like that the same amount of chakra that existed back then still exists today and people simply tap into it, or are born with a piece of it.
Who needs cowtits, when you've got pits and legs?
Boruto needs cowtits. Have you seen his mother?
I haven't seen much of NaruSakufags lately but you'd think they'd be the only ones who like it since it suits their shit taste.
Naruto didn't end up with his teammate so maybe there's still a chance Boruto ends up with a new side character.
Sarada will marry pic related and you all know it. Kishimoto bait is clear as day.