You know it is gonna happen.

>>153596753
I imagine with all the bloodline shenanigans and eye hax, their spawn would pretty much be the "Dr Manhattan" of Ninja

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>>153596753
Yes we know

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>>153596753
I'm more interested in this. Bort a pink shits kid a fucking shit.

The real question is whose kid's kids could their kid(s) have kids without ruining their bloodline and instead making it stronger

>>153597741
>posting reddit letter media
don't you have some Star Wars to blindly praise

>>153597633
We don't even know if Boruto inherited Byakugan in the genetic lottery. Kishimoto legitimately forgot to give the Uzumaki kids white eyes.

>>153597828
He didn't forget anything. Naruto's kids (especially his son) have to be clones of nardo. Since he doesn't have the byakugan neither do they.

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>>153596753
>Hyuuga-Senju/Uzumaki-Uchiha bloodline

Why does anyone care about bort anyway? He's such an unlikable little faggot.

>>153597910
Himawari already has it, and Bort has the gentle fist down pat. I expect he'll activate them at some critical moment.

>>153597958
E U G E N I C S

Obviously. The only reason Sasuke's child is a girl is so they can breed later.

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>>153598142

>>153597958
>wanting Uchiha in your DNA.

Hiashi, please. You know better than to add that shit into your bloodline.

>>153598185
The only shit-tier genes in the mix are Cuckura's, though.

>>153596753
SaradaxNaruto OTP.

>>153596753
Wrong.

Boruto has Uzumaki genes, he's going for the biggest tit monster in the village.

Sarada will be cucked even harder than Sakura, period.

>>153598320
Are you under the assumption Uchiha genes are good?
Lord Second already showed us the path and that path was not with the Uchiha shits.
He tried to warn us and now letting Uchiha shits ruin the 1000 years of prosperity for a power that only makes you crazier is just silly.

naruto x himawari x sasukes daughter hmanga when

>>153598507
Himawari is not for sexual.

>>153598564
You know what they say, old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

>>153598507
I like incest, but that's too much, anon, she is way too inocent

>>153598357
They still don't get it. Uchiha's are cursed to insanity or eventual blindness.

>>153597817
>narutofags projecting this hard

>>153598813
>Uchiha's are cursed to insanity
Sasuke is fine now though. Sarada will be fine as well.

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>>153598343

Of course, papa Naruto takes care of all of Sarada's needs. He's a better papa than Sausage.

>>153598142
>>153598173
>Naruto
>Getting noticeable old

>>153598813
Yeah but dat Sharingan power people forget is only as good as your life is shit and with the small amount of Uchiha left that means no Eternal Mangekyo for you.

It is truly a useless power since you have to trade sanity for it and not every place is going to have a Naruto to smack the edge out of you.

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>>153596753
Indra chakra + Asura chakra + Descendant of Hamura = Literally Ninja Jesus

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>>153596753
I'm still holding on to hope.

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>>153597633
>>153597958
>>153598019
>>153598185
>>153598320
>>153598357
>>153598813
>>153599196

>>153599142
Friendly reminder that Kakashi became one of the Leaf's greatest ninjas using only a single vanilla Sharingan that continually drained his chakra every time he used it.
The Sharingan is wasted on the Uchihas.

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A new generation of borutards shall be born.

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best team in every generation

>>153599225
Me too.

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cute

>>153599196
Their son is Kawaki who used his ninja jesus powers to make himself older and destroy the village because he didn't agree with his bed time.

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>>153599553
ss family has some of the cutest fanart out there

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>the kids are never going to grow up in our lifetime

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>>153599585

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I'm going to be the next Hokage. Minna please show your support!

>>153599586
>sasuke being around
>sasuke enjoying his wife and daughters company
Let them have it I say, it's only fanart.

>>153599297
Everything is wasted on the Uchiha scum. They are effectively just charity-sinks.

No matter how much you try to be kind to them and inclusive of them, they just plan rebellion.
Even post-asskicking Sasuke is still unable to be there for his kid.
It cannot feasibly take 12 years for someone to go out for smokes to dodge child support.
Sakura hulk smashing her house should have been fine if she owned it but she still had repayments, man.
It's not like she could just ask someone who had wood style to build her a house or something, that would be silly and a very unlikely situation.

>>153599692
>sasuke is never around
>naruto is always too busy working

why did kishi do that to them

>>153599616
>Flat Sarada won't be bullied by tittymonsters
>At least one of whom is younger than her

>>153599886
>At least one of whom is younger than her

I fail to see how age somehow stops Himawari's superior genetics shining through.

>>153599956
It doesn't, but imagine Sarada being all big sisterly to Himawari and trying to hold on even as Himawari outclasses her.

>>153599870
>meet the 7th
I don't keep up with Burrito, did they seriously come up with a villain that could beat the most OP character in the ninja world? He literally killed the ninja goddess

Is it true that Hinata is now strong as Neji? He was a prodigy so that makes no sense whatsoever. Hell, her whole backstory was about the fact that she wasn't very strong when compared to her younger sister.

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In retrospect, was Naruto really so bad?

>>153600148
Well, Neji's dead, so of course she would become more powerful than him.

>>153596753
Do people actually care anymore?

>>153600168
NaruSalad will never happen

>>153598995
Isn't he already dead?

>>153600247
The anime is still ongoing, boruto spinoff was announced, and newest episode gave the hiden novel a boost since its number one the j-books list on amazon.jp

>>153600297
Of course something that beautiful could never happen anon.

>>153598917
>tfw I cant look at Sasuke or Hinata porn without these shits crying that Naruto isnt in the pics

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>naruto's workplace is close to his home
>still can't take a few minutes to poof there to sing happy birthday to his children on their special days

>>153600808
>He cant let his clones do the hokage work
>He lets his clone hinata's hinatas

>>153600808
hes busy with lady tsunade and ntring sakura while sasuke is away, haven't you read the doujins?

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>>153596753
We've known it was going to happen since the second we were told that Naruto had a boy and Sasuke a girl.

>>153598320
Hyuuga jobber genes are just as bad.

>>153599196
>>153599349
Hagoromo Jr is cute

>>153596753
They're related aren't they? Nature was so convoluted at the end that I cannot remember anymore.

>>153597741
Fuck off fag and take your comic autism somewhere else.

>>153599870
Why the fuck did they think this was a good idea? All anyone wanted was cute sol with the kids with some cool fights here and there. At least it sounds like that's the direction Pierrot is going with the anime.

>>153601153
Sarada has no tits so she has already lost.

>>153600013
>a hyuuga
>outclassing an Uchiha

Not happening.

I wanna see Himawari ruined sexually and love it.

>>153601304
>All anyone wanted was cute sol
Nobody asked for that.

>>153601314
Sakura didn't either yet Naruto had a crush on her.

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>>153601314
She looks like Sasuke, that's the only thing that matters

I want to fuck sarada in the ass so badly.

>>153601389
Doesn't matter because Sakura got the worst possible end.

>>153601297
They are cousins via reincarnation bullshit from ions ago. I doubt they are blood related at this point. Everyone in Konoha is probably related some how anyway.

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>>153601315
She is actually an Uzumaki.

But it's not like she is ever going to do anything.

>>153601315
Himawari's gentle fist has the power to knock out Naruto with one finger. Though Sarada shouldn't be underestimated either. In a fight between those two going all out, it's a matter of who lands a hit first.

>>153599870
the 7th is his dad naruto
im pretty sure they already met

>>153601444
How? She opened a clinic for kids that were affected by the war according to her novel, married the guy she always loved, and had a cute daughter with him.

The Boruto film comes after Gaiden and we see that shes really happy in it.

>>153601435
It's like you have not learned the lesson yet.

Whoever Boruto marries hasn't been shown yet, or maybe so but he still won't fall for that person until becoming an adult.

>>153597766
I could see nara with hinmari
>strength+intelligence

>>153601511
Yeah, but that is because Hima punched Naruto in the stomach

>>153601444
Sakura's wish came true. She did it.

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>>153601563
How can you not tell where the story is obviously heading?

>>153599553
>>153599586
Source?

>>153598014
Bolt doesn't know gentle fist though.

>>153601699
https://twitter.com/donburako8888

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>*BREATHES IN*

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>>153601871
Thank you very much

>>153601473
akamaru is not there and that makes me as

>>153602035
sad

>>153601473
>Entire shika-ino-chou trio has children
>only one member of Hinata's team has kids

Why? Kiba is pretty hot too.

>>153602096
Nobody cares about team 8 except Hinatafags and contrarian hipsters

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>>153601947
You're welcome.

>>153601559
Clearly Stockholm syndrome

Sasunaru will live vicariously through their kids

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>>153596753
>implying Naruto won't impregnate her before dying

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>>153602815
It already lives on through them

Will Sasuke ever get a scene like this?
https://youtu.be/DywOl3CX1Rk

>>153603197
No because pink shit is an even bigger slut than Bulma and sauce knows it.

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>>153603241
>bulma went gaga over every handsome guy
>sakura only ever loved sasuke

wot

>>153603241
>Sakura
>slut

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>>153599870

Boruto will become a missing-nin

>>153601613
>Pierrot shipperfaggotry
>Throwing out teases before its time

You're talking about the same ones that used to ship IchiRuki.

>>153603241
How is Sakura a slut? She only goes after one guy in the whole series

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>>153601473

Shame Sakura didn't look good till the last few chapters

Why the fuck does someone with sharingan need to wear glasses?

Sakura truly is genetic garbage.

>>153602096
>guy who smells like dog and fucks dogs

>>153598320
This.

Red bitch should have been the canon mom for a double dose of that good Uzumaki shit.

What a fucking WASTE.

>>153603696
>Sakura truly is genetic garbage.
It has nothing to do with that you dumbass. It's just for Sarada's whole look obviously.

>introduced with serious/stern attitude like her father.
>cardigan sweater and skirt.
>not one hair out of place.

Her more childish side was introduced later on.

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Did Naruto name his kid Boruto as some kind of joke?

>>153603916
Anon she is genetic poison and its clear to see. even Karin has more to offer.

>>153596753
Sarada is really the silver lining in a shit pairing. The only good thing and i imagine Bolt and Salad will get together eventually. For one thing Kishi is very predictable, and secondly he could get his Naruto x Sasuke pairing cannon without them actually fucking by giving "Sasuke" tits and a vag

Reminder that Himawari will get Metal'd

>>153604023
Stop memeing Sakura, anon.

>>153603594
At least they have best taste

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>>153603923
I was thinking the same thing. What a stupid name

>>153601473
>Tenten behind Rock lee and his wifes son
what did they mean by this?

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>>153604023
>even Karin has more to offer.

>>153599616
>Dat Himawari

Daddy like

>>153604110
>ichiruki
>best taste

pick one

>>153604148
She technically does, being seemingly more pronounced Uzumaki than Naruto. Sakura has no super blood hax, I'm pretty sure here parents had to be invented for a anime filler episode.

>>153604181
No, I pick two

>>153600148
So Hanabi must really be fucking amazing at this point hen!

>>153604201
>no super blood hax
yet she was on Tsunades level in terms of strength and Tsunade did in fact have super blood hax.

>>153604201
>Sakura has no super blood hax
And she didn't need it to be powerful.

>>153604282
Is learned super blood hax enough to begin a new genetic chain of abilities? The first blood hax had to come from somewhere, after all.

>>153604181
>IchiRuki.
>Not best taste.
You a faggot, bro?

>>153603966
KEK

>>153604329
It came from Ayyys and a fruit, so probably not.

I'm from the future. Snek is going to win the Salad bowl

>>153604346
Nope. I'm just not into shitty, meme-tier pairings.

>>153604499
>shitty, meme-tier pairings.
IchiRuki is none of that.

>>153604401
Not every bloodline was descended from the ayys though. Senju/Uzumaki, Uchiha, and Hyuga were, but there were already humans on Earth when Kaguya arrived, so they must've learned how to use chakra from the six paths sage or something. Dude probably gave it out like candy.

>>153604282
>>153604320

As far as I remember, she learned 3 tricks.

1) Summoning a slug whose main (sole?) use is as a mass healing slave.

2) Gathering chakra in her fists to hit really, really hard

3) Gathering more chakra in her significant forehead to use at a later time.

None of those hold a candle to what Naruto, Sasuke, or even Kushina could do. Additionally, she really only got to be especially strong in the very late part of the series, where power levels were lines in the sand at high tide.

A better example of a no blood hax person becoming stronger than most people with bloodline hax is actually Orochimaru.

>>153604525
It is though.

>muh parallez
>muh symbolism
>muh black and white
>muh colorspreads

>>153604525
Just stop replying to him.

>>153604561
She is considered one of the strongest in her generation. Only behind Naruto and Sasuke.

Who will be the first major character to die in Boruto? I'm calling Gaara.

>>153604561
Naruto and Sasuke are on a different level though, it's not fair to compare any character to either of them since they're so overpowered.

We were talking about Tsunade anyways.

>>153604527
Well, he is canonically worshiped for bringing the secrets of chakra to essentially everywhere.

You are right though, things like elemental releases (Haku, the one magma kage) are probably a learned family technique that has become somewhat indistinguishable from a more typical bloodline trait.

>>153604615
Kakashi.

>>153604596
Is that due to actually being consistently strong, or more Kishimoto's inconsistent writing? If chakra actually followed the original rules for example, than Neji and maybe Lee should easily be stronger than her. Likewise, before the power levels got retarded, both Shikimaru and Ino should have OHKOs that Sakura shouldn't be able to do anything about, even in her strongest state (she tied Ino using "inner Sakura, who by the end hadn't been seen for hundreds of chapters).

I'd be more inclined to agree with you if Kishi hadn't completely neglected every other character, especially from their generation.

>>153604346
Pretty head canon faggotry there. Almost as bad as NaruSaku. No one with intelligence would ever think a 150yo ghost would end up with a 16yo idiot. Legit retards would expect that from a shonen.

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every damn naruto thread makes me think of the narusaku meltdown and then the narusaku meltdown makes me think of the ichiruki meltdown

im gonna through the folders again

>>153604814
Eat shit, IchiHimefag. Your shilled pairing is shit. Only Kubo and under 8 amount of fans wanted it.

>>153604814
>No one with intelligence would ever think a 150yo ghost would end up with a 16yo idiot.

Isshin did end up with Masaki, but their relationship was completely different than the one Ichigo and Rukia shared.

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>>153604858
Someone's angry.

>>153604814
IchiHimeautists make me laugh every single time.

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>>153604900
>ichiruki-ist calling anyone an autist

the irony of it all

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Should we begin?

>>153601727
All he showed was thrusting his palm for a split second against shikadai. Also you need the byakugan to use the gentle fist efficiently.

>>153605133
The Byakugan is such a great concept. I'll never forgive Kishi for not doing more with it. I've also always wanted to learn more about the Hyuga Clan, especially Hinata's mother.

>>153605198
That was not my question, but I will rephrase it
Should i start the presentation on Hiashi Eugenics?

>>153605222
Do it

>>153605222
>Should i start the presentation on Hiashi Eugenics?
Nope.

>>153601559
>Sarada should have been Sasauke and Karins kid
>Karin dies in child birth and a broken hearted Sasuke who knew he couldn't take care of his newborn daughter brings her to the village and wonders away
>Sakura takes care of her and raises her as her daughter
>Sarada finds out that she lied about her being an orphan and that her father is Sasuke
>Sakura gets upset and frustrated and punches a hole in the earth that destroys her home and faints when she notices that one tomoe of her sharingan awakens
>Cue Sarada Gaiden
>Sakura instead of being kidnapped gets help from a few other parents and goes after her, fearing that she'll lose her
>She ends up in battle with moon ningens and gets captured.
>Sasuke and Sarad find out and they do battle.
>Sarada screams "Let go of my mother!" before doing a PMS SMASH into the face of the big bad
>Sasuke looks surprise and Sakura gets all misty eyed and says that's my girl.

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>>153605264
>>153605255

>>153604438
need fanart now
does it have a ship name?

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>>153605322

>>153605198
Fuck that.
Need to completely ditch the more interesting side characters and powers so that they can have a more then a little gay "MUST RESCUE SASUKE" arc and stitch every single half decent power from said side character to the sharingan.
Even giving it a tailed beast.

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>>153605352

>>153605198
>Wanting more eyeshit.
Fuck off with that.

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>>153605389

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>>153605277
>Sarada should have been Sasauke and Karins kid

anon pls

>>153605407
I liked the Byakugan. It was one of the few abilities that actually caught my interest.

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>>153605418

>>153605447
I honestly loved the sharingan before they kept...ADDING shit that it can do. Like when it was just the ability to follow movements really well, predict attacts and copy things it was basically the coolest.

And then Kishimoto said "Fuck it, the sharingan can do anything"

Be happy the Byakugan didn't get anything else. Knowing Kishimoto he'd probably make it summon ghosts or eat your soul or some shit.

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>>153605470

>>153605494
When I mean "do more with it" I meant showcasing it more. Neji was a prodigy, but we hardly got to see him fight.

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>>153605504

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>>153605536
That's it
Hope you enjoyed it

>>153605277
>>153605419
>Sakura should have just made Salade with a turkey baster and some of Sasuke's sauce that she bought from Orochimaru.

>>153605607
But who provided the egg?

>>153605607
It's actually pretty sad how you want Sakura to get cucked so bad. Let it go already.

>>153605494
>Awakened Byakugan users can store ghosts/suck souls out from other people, vacuuming them into their eyes
Fuck, that would've been funny to see someone do this. There's still the Tenseigen that'll probably never be used again, though I guess Kishi could've had Hinata awaken it with the Hamura chakra she's supposed to have.

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>>153599294

Lost

>>153605678
The darkness didn't even know he had a kid, and Sakura didn't even have a real photo of them together. This is one of those few times where its better if it was something shady as shit.

Did Hinata and Sakura truly win in the end? One's husband is always working while the other's is always traveling. Even Kubo gave Orihime and Rukia better endings.

>>153605766
By darkness, do you mean Sasuke? He did know he had a kid though, he was literally there during the birth since he was revealed him and Sakura traveled together.

The no group photo is weird, but that was just Kishi baiting(it was stupid though). Sarada remembers a moment when Sasuke was holding one of her hands while Sakura was holding the other so he was around.

>>153605561
Thanks Anon. Very enlightening.

>>153605785
Sakura lost.

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>>153605852
Then he really has no excuse for not recognizing his daughter.

>>153605888
Naruto is always working though, to the point where he couldn't spare five minutes to sing "happy birthday" to Himiwari despite the office being super close to the house.

>>153605896
Again, it was Kishi and his baiting. I found them unnecessary since it makes certain things not add up like the no family photo, Sasuke not being able to recognize his own daughter etc.

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what if: this

>>153605561
thanks for the rundown

>>153603241
To be fair to pinkshit The Last did redeem her a bit

Watching her aggressively ship hinata and naruto all movie was pretty funny to watch, considering the meltdowns earlier
It was like salt in the wound

>>153605966
That's why I was saying it would have been better had it not been baiting at all. Plus Sakura and Sasuke are two horrible dysfunctional people who really shouldn't have a family together.

>>153605133
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>>153605561

Glorious bastard. He was the real winner of the Naruto bowl

>>153605561
Do you have the extended edition? the part with the uchiha massacre always gets me
>hiashi talks with danzo about the impending coup
>"the uchiha aren't great"
>danzo orders the massacre of the entire clan

>>153605896
all those edits of this were great

>>153606122
I remember it, but unfortunately I don't know where's the hard drive where I saved it

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>>153606134
I know right, unfortunately I'm missing the one where he says "unfortunately for both of us I'd remember losing my virginity."

>>153606122
Nevermind, I found it on google
http://imgur.com/a/gc6Cc

>>153605852
>Sarada remembers a moment when Sasuke was holding one of her hands while Sakura was holding the other so he was around.
That was Salad's imagination of what a real dad is like. Sasuke wasn't in his daughter's life at all since presumably the day she was born.

>Sasuke's dream is to revive his clan
>has 1 child with a commoner
>a girl
what a fucking failure

especially when half the village women want his dick

>>153606300
>>Sasuke's dream is to revive his clan's honour
Is what he meant, anon.

>>153605678
She actually was cucked. Pretty damned hard.
The editors just made Kishi say NOPE ITS SAKURAS KID at the last second because...reasons.

Problem is that it being sasuke and karins kid that she raised as her own and was even willing to fight sasuke over would have did more for her character.
Sarada?
No pathos about her true heritage. No "family is who loves you not just blood" stuff. No cool chakra chain powers that over rule the broken and oft stupid sharingan powers. No parallels between her and Naruto that makes her "I WANNA BE HOKAGE" shpiel seem more valid.

Right now sakura's a total fucking loser and sarada is just sakura with a different hair eye color combo.

>>153606359
>The editors just made Kishi say NOPE ITS SAKURAS KID at the last second because...reasons.
Oh c'mon anon, you seriously fell for the Karin bait? She had no chance in hell.

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>>153606353
He's basically a hobo pariah that is even more of an outcast than the mad scientist who killed dozens of infants and kids as well as a head of state. He sure did a good job of that.

>>153605966
It wasn't baiting.
Kishi was planning on making sarada not sakura's daughter. Editors threw their weight around and forced him to undo it.

>>153606369
Sure it might have been bait but it would have made for a better story. The bait has surpassed what we got.

>>153606387
No one ever said he was good at PR management

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>>153606411
>Kishi was planning on making sarada not sakura's daughter. Editors threw their weight around and forced him to undo it.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>153606411
Interesting if true, and impressive because that revail was in the last chapter of Kishi's story shit there would have been nothing they could have done if he didn't include that last page.

>>153606411
I wish, then at least the message of 'bonds and not blood ties are what really matters' wouldn't ring hollow.

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The manga finally got passed the movie stuff. Now it will actually be interesting, right? Right?!

>>153606486
>Interesting if true,
It's not true. Unless he posts a source of one of the editors admitting this then he's just talking out of his ass.

so in the end who treated his female cast better: kishi or kubo?

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>>153606673
Kishi.

>>153606673
Kishi treated women as they SHOULD be treated.

>>153606697
Kurenai's dad was such a straightforward man.

>>153606697
theres no way this is real

>>153606796
Why?

>>153606796
It's actually progressive for Japan.

>>153606437
That is your own subjective opinion. Reality nobody cares for Karin.

>>153606957
Karin is just Sakura with her worst qualities as an entire character.

>>153606957
Karin is actually more useful and hated less then Sakura among the fans, and Karin is an embarassingly shameless painslut who throws herself at DAHKNESS!!

>>153602096
No one gives a shit about that dog fucker.

>>153607040
Sakura is one of the most popular characters though. No one hates her.

>>153607060
>no one hates her

anon... come on..

>>153607040
>Karin is actually more useful and hated less then Sakura among the fans
Literally only you say this.

>>153607103
She may have a lot of hate but she also has a lot of love.

>>153606300
>the Uchiha name ends with him
Sasuke did a good thing.

>>153601585
Not at all, it was junketsu, not a punch. She stopped naruto's tenketsu points

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>You're Sasauke
>You see this
What do ?

>>153596753
girl on the left has some great doujins

>>153607342
Attempt to kill the five kages.

>>153607342
Wow. They are like a happy family.

>>153604116
Bolt is less stupid than salad. At least it references both naruto and neji (screw)

>>153607342
Restore my clan and kill a certain somebody...

>>153605930
He did sing happy birthday. Then he dropped the cake

>>153596753
I want to fuck MILF Sakura.

>>153601389
He had a crush on her before noticing breasts, that doesn't count.

>>153607517
>I want to fuck mother I'd like to fuck Sakura
Anon, c'mon.

>>153601473
>Dog and Bug man have no wives

I wonder why.

>>153607692
Kiba is seeing this cat chick.

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>>153601094
i haven't kept up with bort's series. is tsunade still alive? what's happening with her?

>>153604893

Ichigo had a harem of girls to pick from and the author made the right choice. Why were people mad about this?

>>153607854
>Ichigo had a harem of girls to pick from and the author made the right choice.
No he did not.

>/a/ likes Naruto now

What the fuck? What happened in my 4 years of absence?

>>153605607
The question here isn't why Sauce fucked Sourkraut and not Karen, but how sauce fucked anything at all.


It's impossible to apply normal human sexuality to a character like Sauce, he's just raw edge.

>>153603966
these are gold
>sure i love company
prime sauce

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>>153607854
What harem? Orihime was the only one with the canon love for him while Riruka and maybe you could argue Nel simply had a crush on him and their feelings didn't even hold a candle to Orihimes feelings.

The ones that were mad were the insane shippers that were too far gone in their delusions. It's pretty easy to tell which pairings in a shounen are going to happen. Anyone that didn't have a major hate-boner for Orihime and Renji should've been able to tell Ichihime and Renruki would happen in the end.

>newest episode
>Orochimaru casually walking around the village
Is this guy just cool with Konoha now?

>>153607844
She looks the same because of her technique, but she's retired. They showed a group photo of the former Kages. They all look terrible, especially Onoki and Mei, but Tsunade still looked the same.

>>153607965
So to be clear, the shipper got mad that it didn't end with Ichego and Rukia?

What was "wrong" with Rukia + Renji according to them?

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>>153607342
get those filthy whores off my man

>>153604152
She's the offspring of Hinata with an Uzumaki. If she doesn't end up a Tsunade-tier titty monster, there's something wrong.

Am I the only one that hopes Boruto becomes a slightly lighter show than Naruto?

I mean I got sick near the end of it just being POWERLEVELS and EYES

and

SUFFERING

That's why I liked the OVA of the Boruto Movie.

>>153605561

Thanks anon. It was a great read.

>>153608391
I would like that too but the first chapter of the manga already goes full edge >>153599870

>>153608391
>I mean I got sick near the end of it just being POWERLEVELS and EYES
The Madara fight was atrocious. I even liked the Pain saga so I'm easy to please but the end of Naruto was a chore to get through.

I just thought about how dumb it would have been to have Karin as Salad's mom

She would have Rinnegan out the fucking gate, right?

>>153607965
I liked IchiRuki better in the first years but I agree, since the Hueco Mundo it was absurdly obvious how it would end.
I guess people lose themselves too much in shipfaggotry and keep clinging on to whatever.

>>153603594
You know another ship they threw out teases before its time?
Especially during fillers?
Naruhina

>>153607342
Wonder why Naruto is letting people other than me suck his dick.

>>153608648
No. She would have the potential to awaken it. Madara himself took many decades to awaken it after acquiring Senju dna.
There's also the possibility that being Sasuke's daughter she already have the potential anyway.

>>153608629
Pain I didn't mind because Pain was cool.

Madara was just.

BUT HES GOT EYES

or

HES GOT THE MOON

and then Kaguya comes out of nowhere

>>153608648
if we were lucky, kishi would have made it so that sasuke would have had sarada sharingan permanently sealed.
If anythign she'd have an inordinate amount of chakra and chakra chains. Maybe even have real talent at healing but is a bit of a masochistic slut like her mom.

>>153608629
>>153608762
I wouldn't have minded Madara if he was the final villain. He was entertaining (more than fucking Tobito at least) and for the scale of things ny the end of Naruto an overpowered villain was inevitable.

I also thinknit makes thematical sense the villain is some ancient fucker still clinging to old grudges instead of entrusting the world to the following generations. Though Kishimoto defeats the generational theme any way by summoning the old hokages and having them lecture and fight for the new generation.

>>153603631
You can be a slut for one guy. Especially if you would sacrifice your village and parents just to get a taste of his dick.

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>>153605419
SS cunts will never acknowledge that Sasuke treated Sakura just as disrespectfully as he did Karin. At least he actually acknowledged Karin was useful enough to bring along with him unlike Sakura who he'd rather kill off while her back was turned.

>>153607342
First take this fucking disgusting NS cuck fap doujin and throw it into the garbage where it belongs.

Second, even if Naruto did downgrade to pinkshit tier, Sasuke wouldn't do anything because he's already been neutered and brainwashed into the Jesus Naruto worshiping cult.

>>153602815
And it's not gay anymore so that's a plus

>>153603923
IIRC it was in honor of Neji ("screw") and Minato ("The Yellow Flash")

You should really be wondering who's bright idea it was to name a little girl "Salad"

>>153599364
Inojin looks to much like a girl.

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>>153608391
you'll be happy then (for a while)

>>153603923
Nalt isn't any better

>>153605966
He left the village while after she was born.

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>>153596753

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This shit has to stop. Now. Let it die already. Enough

>>153605407
There's nothing inherently wrong with eye shit. The sharingan's problem is that it was so OP, not that it was connected to one organ or another. It was like if some kid on the playground came up with a hero whose "power is to have all of the powers." X-ray vision is so specialized, though, that there could actually be some creativity in regard to how its used and for an actual stealthy ninja the ability to see around corners and obstacles is pretty much perfect.

it better fucking happen. It would be the ninja of ninja.

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>>153599553
>>153599586
>Sasuke being around for his family
Kek, SSfags really got trolled hard by Kishi.

>>153607342
>Sakura
>Giant tits
Why?

>>153606697
How is this sexism?

>>153599870
I find it hard to believe that some faggot with a bad haircut managed to kill both Ninja Jesuses, the four other kages, only to lose against Burrito.

>>153610307
there's also a 10+km Field of view

>>153604561
It irks me that Sarada keeps using MEGATON PUNCH and doesn't use other jutsus? Why isn't she using any Fire Release like a true crazy-blooded Uchiha?

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>>153610511
>>153610561
This is atrocious. Scum. This artist needs to be taken outside and shot in the back of the head like a rabid dog. There is no hope for him.

>>153610873
He's telling her stop being a ninja because her job is to pump out babies.

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>>153603594
>Pierrot shipperfaggotry
The movie was written by Kishi

>>153604137
It obviously means that Shino is Chouchou's mom

>>153611748
no entirely. There's quite a lot of things that were written by Kodashi (who co-writer of the movie, writer of the novel and manga)
Kodashi really likes Borusara and wrote about it a lot in the novel. Kishi never really did anything with it and even in agiden, their relationship is far from the one in the movie

>>153606497
>'bonds and not blood ties are what really matters' wouldn't ring hollow.
This is the same manga that had the underdog loser protagonist end up being the reincarnation of a ninja god.

>>153607692
Not relevant enough to spread their genes and no vagina to be pairing fodder.

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>>153611235
She uses fire and lightning shit in the vidya

>>153599294
This stupid Crusader Kings 2 meme makes him my favourite character in this entire story even though he only has maybe 20 lines.

>>153608781
>If anythign she'd have an inordinate amount of chakra and chakra chains
Just like those things Bort does not have despite being an actual Uzumaki?

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>>153608648
No, only Indra or Ashura reincarnations get to have that.

a row of midgets.

>>153611939
Isn't Dog man fucking a Cat woman, though?

>>153599862
Because never seeing your family is the righteous way of the japanese salaryman. If he had made them family men who are always involved with their kids it would alienate older readers.

>>153599566
>>153599196

>actual feasible Romeo + Juliet plotline where elders from genetic lines do their absolute best to keep them from fucking and having kids
>manga turns into an ecchi borderline h-manga

I might actually read it.

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I just hope this kids doesn't end up with chocho. They don't work together. I don't like it.
Can't he just take other a woman's body and be in a threesome with sarada and boruto?

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>>153613644
>be in a threesome with sarada and boruto?
He can still do that as a boy

>>153613738
>boruto fucking a boy
shueisha and fans won't let that happen

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>>153613769
fans would probably be pissed that his dad didn't get to do it.

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>>153613644
>stretching dick
>expanding vagina
They were made for each other.

>>153613850
no. Sasunaru was trash and it's good it didn't happend plus it's incest.
However I don't have a probe with boruto/lmitsuki, motly because fujoshi don't like it so it doesn't annoy me and because they aren't brothers and actually get along

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>>153613644
I like one-sided relationship. it makes a funny gimmick. Considering the movie, I think it will be like pic related
Boruto ends up with sarada, mitsuki stays alone, crying his eyeballs out kek

>>153613906
they don't like eachother, and insult each other. PLus mitsuki is smart while chocho is a retard, mitsuki says it himself. They're not like that

Why is Mei single?

Yes, and with that the genocide of the Uchiha will be complete. Their child will be blonde and have blue eyes and no sharingan. Of course Sarada will take the name Uzumaki as well.

>>153613983
she's an old lady with a creepy thirst for dick. She makes men run

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>>153599616
I need more timeskip Himawari in my life.

>>153614112
She scares boys. She'll make men.

>>153605561

Did the author actually plan this shit, or was it all unintentional genius?

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>>153614045
>Their child will be blonde and have blue eyes and no sharingan.
You underestimate Uchiha plot armor and Kishi's boner for the sharingan.

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>>153613976
They still got to do each other's friend commentary

>>153614736
And you underestimate the Namikaze gene.

>>153614786
Well, it hasn't bred with a relevant clan yet.

Knowing Kishi, Bort and Salad will probably have twin boys: A Naruto clone and a Sasuke clone with the difference that the Naruto clone acts like Sasuke and vice versa

>>153614862
Straight hair/perm blonde sasuke with a blue sharingan.
Dark haired Naruto clone with a single whisker on each cheek and reddish byakugan.

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>>153614045
>Of course Sarada will take the name Uzumaki as well.
Both will want to take each other's last name.

>>153614915
>reddish byakugan.
No, there will be no sign of the irrelevant cumrags in the pottery kids.

>>153615018
The Byakugan is persistent. It is THE trademark eye power of the Ootsutsuki.

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>>153596753
/r/ an oh you edit

>>153596753
And you know no one on /a/ cares. Kill yourself, narutard.

>>153614927
Even after they both learn about the Uchiha's past? Both seem to be pretty moral people; Bort stopped acting like a jerk once he learned about how his father was treated in his youth

>>153597968
That's the point, he's nothing like his father. Last thing anybody wants is a clone of Naruto.

>>153614045
The Uchiha clan started with one guy, though. Konoha will need a new Tobirama in the future.

>>153601315
I was talking in terms of bust size. Salad is destined to be flat, Hima has her mom's cow genes.

>>153615294
When your bloodline is that washed out there is no reviving the clan. Sasuke needs more children, or else the Uchiha will die with his daughter.

>>153601473

Was it ever explained how Lee found his clone? Was he just another street urchin with crazy eyebrows like he was? Did he finally man up and bone delicious Tenten?

>>153603303

more?

>>153603966

hahahahaha so fucking true it hurts.

>Naruto becomes a paper pusher
>Boruto looks for a father figure in the most selfish irresponsible character in the series.

like pottery.

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>>153596753

I need Boruto to murder Sarada and end the uchiha/haruno bloodline once and for all

>>153596753
Hinata's dad's evil-ish eugenics plan will finally come to fruition?

>>153615294
>"If I am ever really in power, the destruction of the Uchiha will be my first and most important job. As soon as I have power, I shall have gallows after gallows erected, for example, in Konoha at the Hokage Tower - as many of them as traffic allows. Then the Uchiha will be hanged one after another, and they will stay hanging until they stink. They will stay hanging as long as hygienically possible. As soon as they are untied, then the next group will follow and that will continue until the last Uchiha in Konoha is exterminated. Exactly the same procedure will be followed in other villages until the Elemental Nations are cleansed of the last Uchiha!"
-Tobirama Senju to his brother, two months before being proclaimed Nidaime

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>>153615679
Uchiha Untermenschen have to be exterminated.

>>153609952

>What will we see in Boruto?
>In Naruto it started off not so dark and edgy, so I want to do something different and make Boruto be more happy and fun
>Faggot you're doing the same shit
>Yes.

>>153615100
Yet all of them would rather get rinnegans

>>153610380

They need to stop calling themselves ninjas, and actually be called wizards.