Is she looking at a feminine penis?
At least you're self aware.
Are you the same insecure person?
No. I'm the guy who gets agitated when Aqua or Kazuma starts bitching at the top of their lungs for obnoxious five minute stretches even Darkness is not immune. First season showed them come together when things get tough so their freakouts had balance. This season it's just been nails on a chalkboard.
>Normally Darkness is an M, total pervert but she blushes and hides her face at naked Kazuma
>Normally Aqua cures and is useless, but Aqua scoffs and grins at naked Kazuma
This series has so much gap moe.
>Futa is gay
What if you like futa and are not attracted to dudes? Are you gay? You don't like men; so how are you gay?
Does watching a woman fuck another woman with a strap-on make you gay? Even though you're just getting off to the ridiculously sexy fantasy of seeing a girl get penetrated while smushing up breasts and making out with the grill fucking her? How is that a gay feeling. Puhrease explain to me.
>Does watching a woman fuck another woman with a strap-on make you gay?
Yes. If you need it explained to you you're already beyond saving. I suggest you start wearing a skirt and practicing your dick sucking technique, because that's all the future holds for you.
>You look at porn I don't like, lolz ur gay, admit it
Unless you fuck guys, you're not really gay. People will spin it whatever bullshit way they want to call someone gay to their whims, but no. Do you take penis into butt and are a man, that's the indicator to show whether you're gay.
Although using this logic you're not really anything if you don't end up fucking anything.
Porn is just porn, I see a hundred stories a night that I would never translate into anything in real life without being disgusted, but in crazy porn land anything works.
If i were in Kazumas position, i'd find it hard to get anything done, because i wouldn't be able to keep my hands off Aqua and be putting so many babies inside her!
>Trying to desperetaly convince myswlf vore is shit and that im not into it
>Every scene with toads
>Aqua, Megumin and even prosecutor chick get slowly swallowed and covered in slime
Goddammit boner why why the fuck why
Hey OP, cut it out.
This has to stop.
Any subject matter can be associated with a sexual response through operant conditioning. You see a cute girl expressing pleasure at the prospect of being eaten by a frog, the girl's excitement elicits an aroused response from the viewer, in the same way that a dog associates food with the sound of a bell ringing, the viewer will make a weak association between being eaten by frogs and arousal.
If this happens often enough, one becomes aware of this association and can begin deliberately seeking out content which plays off of this association, from that point you're just reinforcing the fetish to become stronger and stronger forever.
Some fetishes have reasonable explications, but I'd attribute that to coincidentally having a higher prevalence in non-fetishized porn (it's more likely that a creampie happens than a giant frog eating the cast)
He's right you know. Its been mathematically proven.
>You will never get trashed with Aqua and your fellow guildmates while bullying Megumin, Darkness, and Yunyun
Fuck, stop making me depressed man
Nice trips, may Aqua smile upon you. Axis cult 4 lyfe
The trips were brought upon us by the goddess herself Aqua.
Let her forever smile happily.
Was it really vvore? Seeing someone get slimed can be arotic/funny. But I bet the appeal wears off if the frogs were actually successful at eating the girls and they slowly dissolve while screaming in absolute horror and pain.
somebody gets an erection to above statement
Jokes on you I already had an erection prior to reading your post.
>Megumin writes "legendary sword excalibur" on Kazuma's abs with an arrow pointing down
>Darkness acts like this is the lewdest thing ever, even though she has already seen Kazuma's dick and Megumin didn't even have to pull Kazuma's pants down to do this
>Megumin is so ashamed for some reason that she opts to stay over at Yunyun's for now
I don't get it.
Did you guys know that 5.1 inches is average?
That means at least half the population's penis is below 5.1"
Kazuma should be on those ads/pop-ups for penis growth pills
>When I drop my pants, I see fear in women's eyes
But the entire point of the humor is its placing characters in sexually humiliating predicaments. Of course his dick's gonna get laughed at. He pisses himself in the first episode like nigga
Actually, Darkness and Megumin blushed heavily and were somewhat aroused at the sight of Kazuma's dick, so it's confusing. Maybe Aqua's smirk was more of a "Ooh look what you are packing" instead of laughing at it? Their reactions suggest a totally different size for Kazuma.
I mean, you wouldn't precisely call "Excalibur" such a small penis.
There is nothing wrong with small feminine penises.
Neat, I'm gonna make good use of this
It feels like she's missing something.
Darkness is super lewd but very shy when actually placed in a sexual situation. Common in anime. Also Megumin is a child and it makes sense for her to be shocked seeing one, probably never did before. Aqua as a goddess who handles people who die for centuries possibly has met many people who may have died in embarrassing ways. Kazuma is also young so I highly doubt he's packing.
>when having sexual intercourse
>not all the time
Just the way I like my girls(male).
Yeah, nip, flaccid, young. He's most likely on the small side.
>Kazuma is also young so I highly doubt he's packing.
At what age does your dick stop growing?
I'm pretty sure mine didn't grow at all since I was 16 or something.
I bet his penis is adorable. I'd play with it all day.
She's a freaking Goddess that handles dead people. She has seen so many dicks in her career that there is no freaking way that she would make that sort of face for "heh, niiiice" for a kid's dick.
Hell, I can see her making that face just to tick off Kazuma even if he has a perfectly fine dick.
Megumeme is a slut who wants it big and hard. His perfect match is obviously Darkness. Kazuma's attraction to Darkness' body is evident, but from Darkness' side consider that she never ridiculed Kazuma's dick. When she saw it, her reaction was shock, fear and suppressed arousal. On top of that she was unable to look Kazuma in the eyes after Megumeme had violated him, and she's supposed to be muscular and solidly built. Dick size doesn't matter as much when she and her powerful kegels can milk it dry.
She was unable to look him in the eyes because she realized that with a dick like that he's more suited to being an M than an S.
It was utter disappointment.
Meanwhile Megumin is pure, she probably thought it was monstrously big and ran away scared.
Watching season 1.
This guy may have been a a little annoying but, he still took care of dangerous beasts right? Wouldn't selling away the guy's sword end up fucking them over at some point if a super powerful beast decides to attack and the guy can't even kill it for them?
It's tiny. The delayed smirk was because she noticed he was getting hard from the humiliation.
Less impressive, less to build your ego, and of course less pleasurable.
It translates to roughly 7", if you need the math done for you.
I'm simply too well endowed to be a Communist (science agrees).
Imagine being so gay you get off on having other men treat you like a woman.
>too well endowed to be a Communist
I don't have any smug anime faces for you, so here's a rare muke
Oh yeah, i'm surprised it got addressed so fast.
>they instantly lose 300 million just like that
They're never catching a break are they?
>tfw not feminine enough to have superior men pick me over a woman
He isn't going to use freaking dragon dildos for that. Something average dick sized won't do that to you.
I have no fucking idea how big that is but I'm 190 cm, 90 kg and have an 18.5 cm dick. I'm too big to be a trap but I want to be one.
>Guys with big dicks tend to be worse in bed because they use up so much blood keeping their erection it tires them out
That effect is probably minor unless you're like 18" or something surreal like that.
It's absolutelt true, look at places with decades and decades of Communism
>malnutrition and stunted growth across the board
Look at North Korea, absolute human misery, you're lucky to get even 500 calories a day. Let that shit fester for some generations and what you've got is a bunch of starved manlets (even by Asian standards) with a lower median IQ and tiny dicks.
Communism begets starvation, and starvation begets stunted dick growth, ergo, commumism causes micro penises.
Actually if you're beyond 8 inches you won't be able to make your dick nearly as hard, so it's not as much a question of stamina.
There's of course performance enhancers (used by well endowed pornstars), but they will take their toll over time.
How did this thread turn into this direction?
Not complaining, I like the trap talk.
There's a ton of Konosuba threads but not too many feminine penises threads so trapfags gather here.
At this point it's like a big feminine penis general hidden under different names.
I don't think gayness can be can be determined using using simple 1:1 statistics.
>communism gives you a smaller dick
Wtf I'm a communist now
>tfw don't live in a western country that allows for such degeneracy to happen
Oh man, that's sad.
>yet another konosuba thread, whatever
>its all about fags and buttholes
why am i ever surprised by this
All this talk is starting to make the word "average" sound like something to feel pity for...
I'm 5,5-6 inches and I feel small. Everybody keeps saying 7-7,5 is the ultimate superior alpha male bound to deliver unmatchable pleasure to anyone and it's just not cool for my self esteem.
>working on your shorcomings instead of whining about not having easy mode enabled
I don't understand, how is a person supposed to get confidence anyways?
Confident people always seem arbitrarily so to me, just because they can't perceive their own faults or shortcomings, or dismiss them as unimportant.
Why do so many people call Kazuma a scumbag? He can be the type to take advantage of the situation sometimes, but most of the time he seems genuinely concerned for people, so long as they're not retards like Aqua who fuck everything up, and is properly considerate to others to a normal extent.
Hell, he even denied that they'd acept the extra reward from exorcising the mansion from the spirits because it was Aqua's retardation that caused it in the first place.
I have a 6.11 inch penis (erect of course) but it does jack shit since I am a shy bastard who cant talk to women.
Also its harder to casualy masturbate with, which apperently is a thing for people with regular sized penises.
The grass is always greener on the other side, I suppose.