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Is she looking at a feminine penis?
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This show has some good parts but it gets on my nerves really easily.
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>tfw Aqua will never look at you like this
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>>153595537
Are you the same insecure person?
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>>153594743
a penis cant be feminine

traps are gay, futa is gay, stop making excuses
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>>153595630

No. I'm the guy who gets agitated when Aqua or Kazuma starts bitching at the top of their lungs for obnoxious five minute stretches even Darkness is not immune. First season showed them come together when things get tough so their freakouts had balance. This season it's just been nails on a chalkboard.
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>>153595630
Objectively incorrect.
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>>153596635
Whoops, meant for
>>153595768
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>>153596635
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>>153594743
Just because his duck is small doesn't mean he doesn't have a small heart. He is big on the inside.
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I want to create demi-gods with Aqua!
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>>153594743
no, but if you want I can show you my tiny feminine penis
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>>153594743
>not even blushing
She's experienced huh?
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>>153594743
>Normally Darkness is an M, total pervert but she blushes and hides her face at naked Kazuma
>Normally Aqua cures and is useless, but Aqua scoffs and grins at naked Kazuma

This series has so much gap moe.
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>>153596635
>that's 50% gay
I hate people like this. They're so fucking retarded.
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>>153598345
4 u
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>>153595768
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>>153595630
Should have capped it later. Many more people came to laugh at /r9k/.
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>>153594743

Nah she's just seen so many dicks in her time she's not impressed by any of them.
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>>153595768
>Futa is gay

What if you like futa and are not attracted to dudes? Are you gay? You don't like men; so how are you gay?

Does watching a woman fuck another woman with a strap-on make you gay? Even though you're just getting off to the ridiculously sexy fantasy of seeing a girl get penetrated while smushing up breasts and making out with the grill fucking her? How is that a gay feeling. Puhrease explain to me.
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>>153594743
>aqua
>soft, straight hair
My penis
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>>153602915
>Does watching a woman fuck another woman with a strap-on make you gay?

Yes. If you need it explained to you you're already beyond saving. I suggest you start wearing a skirt and practicing your dick sucking technique, because that's all the future holds for you.
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>>153598904
It's only gay if the balls don't touch
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>>153596635
It's cool and fun. But then you go and say that futa on male is best, sending to trash your carefully thought-out justification.
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>>153603471
still 25% straight.
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>>153596635
Just accept you're not completely straight, there's nothing wrong with that. Sexuality is not a zero-sum game.
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Trap and futafags are cancer. I wish they had never made /lgbt/ so they would have stuck to /b/ and /d/.
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>>153603543

It is if you're completely homosexual. Because then you'll never have children. Making it a zero sum game, literally.
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>>153603543
>You look at porn I don't like, lolz ur gay, admit it

Unless you fuck guys, you're not really gay. People will spin it whatever bullshit way they want to call someone gay to their whims, but no. Do you take penis into butt and are a man, that's the indicator to show whether you're gay.

Although using this logic you're not really anything if you don't end up fucking anything.

Porn is just porn, I see a hundred stories a night that I would never translate into anything in real life without being disgusted, but in crazy porn land anything works.
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>>153603409
That's the best part though.
I love futa on futa doujins where the girls fuck each other with massive dicks, semen flies in the air and the balls shake left ad right.
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>>153598449


If i were in Kazumas position, i'd find it hard to get anything done, because i wouldn't be able to keep my hands off Aqua and be putting so many babies inside her!
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>>153594743
I don't think she's even thinking about size.
She's looking at a pretty much PERFECTLY executed dick joke, how can you NOT chuckle at that point?
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best girl
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>>153604138
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>>153602756

kazuma pls
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>>153604156
>Trying to desperetaly convince myswlf vore is shit and that im not into it
>Every scene with toads
>Aqua, Megumin and even prosecutor chick get slowly swallowed and covered in slime
Goddammit boner why why the fuck why
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>>153604251
I know fetishes are not rational, but I don't understand the appeal of vore at all.
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>>153604138
>>153604172

Chomusuke is the best.
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>>153598449
Same here dude
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>>153604207
>agegap /ll/

Aqua a best
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>>153604458
does that mean megumins sister is all starving all alone in that shack of a house?
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>>153605005

I don't think she'd die even if you killed her. She's too genki and evil.
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>>153605062
is she really the demon king
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>>153596635
That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough to challenge it
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>>153594743
He's not erect so what does it matter?
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Hey OP, cut it out.

This has to stop.
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>>153604312
Any subject matter can be associated with a sexual response through operant conditioning. You see a cute girl expressing pleasure at the prospect of being eaten by a frog, the girl's excitement elicits an aroused response from the viewer, in the same way that a dog associates food with the sound of a bell ringing, the viewer will make a weak association between being eaten by frogs and arousal.

If this happens often enough, one becomes aware of this association and can begin deliberately seeking out content which plays off of this association, from that point you're just reinforcing the fetish to become stronger and stronger forever.

Some fetishes have reasonable explications, but I'd attribute that to coincidentally having a higher prevalence in non-fetishized porn (it's more likely that a creampie happens than a giant frog eating the cast)
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>>153596635
He's right you know. Its been mathematically proven.
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KAZUMA KAZMA
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>>153606381
>George Costanza getting aroused by pastrami.avi
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>You will never get trashed with Aqua and your fellow guildmates while bullying Megumin, Darkness, and Yunyun
Why live?
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>>153606738
Fuck, stop making me depressed man
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>>153606888
Nice trips, may Aqua smile upon you. Axis cult 4 lyfe
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>>153595537
whats wrong, have a small penis?
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>>153606996
Thanks anon.
The trips were brought upon us by the goddess herself Aqua.
Let her forever smile happily.
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>>153596635
>being a man is automatically gay
>being a girl isn't gay unless its girl on girl
logic = none
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I love SPH and penis bullying desu
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PRAISE AQUA
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>>153594743
judging by her expression she has seen a lot of dicks in her time
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>>153594743
God, what a bitch.
I love her.
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Hai. Kazuma desu.
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>>153598904
they enjoy futa, what the hell were you expecting?
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I want Aqua to laugh at my dick.
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>>153604312
Was it really vvore? Seeing someone get slimed can be arotic/funny. But I bet the appeal wears off if the frogs were actually successful at eating the girls and they slowly dissolve while screaming in absolute horror and pain.

inb4 somebody gets an erection to above statement
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>>153609216
I want her to laugh at it and tease it then lick it until it gradually escalates to loving missionary sex in a dark room for the purpose of of procreation.
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>>153609298
Jokes on you I already had an erection prior to reading your post.
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>>153603389
making /a/ great again one post at a time
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>>153594743
>Megumin writes "legendary sword excalibur" on Kazuma's abs with an arrow pointing down
>Darkness acts like this is the lewdest thing ever, even though she has already seen Kazuma's dick and Megumin didn't even have to pull Kazuma's pants down to do this
>Megumin is so ashamed for some reason that she opts to stay over at Yunyun's for now
I don't get it.
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>>153609892
So she totally wants the D right now in the series correct?
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>>153609892
Because Megumin has a tattoo that says "Avalon" on top of her womb, doesn't she?
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>>153609892
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>>153609933
That thigh gap tho.
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>>153594743
Did you guys know that 5.1 inches is average?
That means at least half the population's penis is below 5.1"
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>>153609892
She was not ashamed, she was afraid he would get back at her.

>>153610246
No.
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>>153595537
Not Aqua's fault you've got a substandard penis.
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>>153611663
>average
The word you are looking for is median.
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>>153609892
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ITT: Redditors and newfags getting triggered by futas, the oldest and more obvious bait of this site.
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>>153612699

No, average. Though it might be both.
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>>153612949
You people were hated back in the day too, /d/ was made to get rid of your ilk from /h/.
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>>153595768
I'm OK with that you homo.
What is actually gay is your inability to look beyond a social construct.

IF LOVING FUTA IS WRONG I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT!
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>>153611663
That's not how averages work you retard.
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>>153613882
>social construct
Fag.
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>>153594743
Definitely.
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>>153594743
I doubt Kazuma had such a cute dick. And honestly, he needed that after getting gawked at by Megumin and Darkness. Aqua always pulls this back from going haremshit.
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>>153595537
is this >>153554470 you?
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>>153615545
Kazuma should be on those ads/pop-ups for penis growth pills
>When I drop my pants, I see fear in women's eyes
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>>153595630
>that post
But the entire point of the humor is its placing characters in sexually humiliating predicaments. Of course his dick's gonna get laughed at. He pisses himself in the first episode like nigga
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>>153594743
I don't get Darkness reaction, to be honest.
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>>153615545
here's the real question: cut or uncut?
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>>153616774
He's a virgin so he probably has a severe case of phimosis.
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>>153616735
Actually, Darkness and Megumin blushed heavily and were somewhat aroused at the sight of Kazuma's dick, so it's confusing. Maybe Aqua's smirk was more of a "Ooh look what you are packing" instead of laughing at it? Their reactions suggest a totally different size for Kazuma.

I mean, you wouldn't precisely call "Excalibur" such a small penis.
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>>153616774
Only americans mutilate their penises at birth
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>>153616988
Maybe he's a grower and not a shower
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>>153594743
There is nothing wrong with small feminine penises.
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>>153606406
Neat, I'm gonna make good use of this
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>>153609298
That's hard vore nigga. Learn the difference between hard and soft vore, it could mean the difference between life and death
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>>153604138
It feels like she's missing something.
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>>153617080
If you don't mind becoming the woman when having sexual intercourse, sure.
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>>153616988
Darkness is super lewd but very shy when actually placed in a sexual situation. Common in anime. Also Megumin is a child and it makes sense for her to be shocked seeing one, probably never did before. Aqua as a goddess who handles people who die for centuries possibly has met many people who may have died in embarrassing ways. Kazuma is also young so I highly doubt he's packing.
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>>153594743
she is looking at a average teenager JAPANESE penis so chances are its pretty small.
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>>153617226
>when having sexual intercourse
>not all the time
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>>153617036
This.

I'm compact flaccid but grow out to 18cm, absolutely plausible.
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>>153617226
Just the way I like my girls(male).
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>>153617339
Dickchad get out ree.
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>>153617228
Yeah, nip, flaccid, young. He's most likely on the small side.

>Kazuma is also young so I highly doubt he's packing.

At what age does your dick stop growing?
I'm pretty sure mine didn't grow at all since I was 16 or something.
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>>153617423
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>>153617563
I think the human body stops growing sometimes in your mid 20's.
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>>153617609
What is that expression even supposed to convey? The way I see it, it can be either "lol, it's tiny" or "heh, niiiice"
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>>153617563
I bet his penis is adorable. I'd play with it all day.
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>>153617627
Your sexual features stop developing way earlier.
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>>153617629
Your self insert is a dicklet.
Let it go my dude.
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>>153617629
She's a freaking Goddess that handles dead people. She has seen so many dicks in her career that there is no freaking way that she would make that sort of face for "heh, niiiice" for a kid's dick.

Hell, I can see her making that face just to tick off Kazuma even if he has a perfectly fine dick.
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>>153617632
But how long will it stay adorable when you play with it?
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>>153617629
It's small.
Get over it already.
That's why Megumin is the perfect girl for him, she's the only one that'll make him feel massive.
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>>153600037
what the fuck, I guess Im a #trapmissile now
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>>153607045
Better chop off your dick anon before you get called gay
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>>153612909
Still one of the best scenes in the entire show.
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>>153609892
She drew on his dick too, probably played with it while he was still dead.
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>>153617776
I bet he's got a cute little bendy erection. like a little sausage. That's even cuter!
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>>153617189
A monacle?
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>>153617851
But then you gotta touch a dick and that's pretty gay.
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>>153617931
>>153617945
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>>153617973
No you don't have dick so it's only 50% gay to touch one.
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>>153617807
Deep lore.
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>>153617807
Megumeme is a slut who wants it big and hard. His perfect match is obviously Darkness. Kazuma's attraction to Darkness' body is evident, but from Darkness' side consider that she never ridiculed Kazuma's dick. When she saw it, her reaction was shock, fear and suppressed arousal. On top of that she was unable to look Kazuma in the eyes after Megumeme had violated him, and she's supposed to be muscular and solidly built. Dick size doesn't matter as much when she and her powerful kegels can milk it dry.
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>>153618070
She was unable to look him in the eyes because she realized that with a dick like that he's more suited to being an M than an S.
It was utter disappointment.
Meanwhile Megumin is pure, she probably thought it was monstrously big and ran away scared.
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>>153618070
Why doesn't she wear the eye patch anymore? It's a lot less chuuni.
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Watching season 1.

This guy may have been a a little annoying but, he still took care of dangerous beasts right? Wouldn't selling away the guy's sword end up fucking them over at some point if a super powerful beast decides to attack and the guy can't even kill it for them?
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>>153617973
Let a woman chop it off then
Its not gay when your mom does it right?
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>>153617423
Must suck not being able to awe you're waifu with your mighty erection.

Oh well, time to go and have my waifu measure my dick against her forearm before I enlarge her anus!
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>>153618191
Watch next episode.
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>>153617339
>lying commie inches
I'll bet
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>>153603833
I agree with most of your post. But what if you like fucking dudes, but only want to top?
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>>153617629
It's tiny. The delayed smirk was because she noticed he was getting hard from the humiliation.
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What's wrong with having a small penis?
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>>153618475
Nothing. I love sucking small flaccid dicks before I start fucking the dude.
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>>153618475
You're unfit to be a man.
If you have a small penis and are not crossdressing and training your ass you're going against nature.
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>>153618475
Nothing if you're a bottom.
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>>153618475
Less impressive, less to build your ego, and of course less pleasurable.

>>153618393
>jealous dicklet
It translates to roughly 7", if you need the math done for you.
I'm simply too well endowed to be a Communist (science agrees).
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>>153618597
Imagine being so gay you get off on having other men treat you like a woman.
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>>153618677
>too well endowed to be a Communist
I don't have any smug anime faces for you, so here's a rare muke
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>tfw no 21cm dick

JUST kill me already
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>>153618373
Oh yeah, i'm surprised it got addressed so fast.

>they instantly lose 300 million just like that

They're never catching a break are they?
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>8cm cut dick
It's not like I was ever planning on using it for anything other than pissing anyway.
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>>153618837
>tfw not feminine enough to have superior men pick me over a woman
Feels bad.
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>>153619099
Are you a 12 yo boy?
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>>153619099
time for prostate stimulation anon

might as well embrace being a fuccboi
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>>153619208
Don't do it.
Sure it might feel great but one day you'll wake up and realize you can no longer hold your farts.
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>>153619099
cut dick is superior anon, I'd suck that adorable little pole.
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>>153619294
>he holds his farts
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>>153619099
Wait, why not even masturbate with it? You're missing out on half of life's pleasures, of which is masturbation.
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>>153619099
Poor lil guy
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>>153619099
god i wish that was me
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>>153619294
He isn't going to use freaking dragon dildos for that. Something average dick sized won't do that to you.

>>153619352
I have no fucking idea how big that is but I'm 190 cm, 90 kg and have an 18.5 cm dick. I'm too big to be a trap but I want to be one.
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>>153619099
>>153619321
>>153619413
>trying to start a dick war
>>>/r9k/
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>>153619478
It happens just by fingering, i'm afraid at some point I'll be unable to hold it in.
But it's too late to stop now, it was always too late.
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>>153619294
You're doing it wrong then.
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>>153618191
> Who is Beldia
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>>153618751
>Guys with big dicks tend to be worse in bed because they use up so much blood keeping their erection it tires them out
That effect is probably minor unless you're like 18" or something surreal like that.

>>153618798
It's absolutelt true, look at places with decades and decades of Communism
>shit economy
>shit healthcare
>little food
>malnutrition and stunted growth across the board
Look at North Korea, absolute human misery, you're lucky to get even 500 calories a day. Let that shit fester for some generations and what you've got is a bunch of starved manlets (even by Asian standards) with a lower median IQ and tiny dicks.

Communism begets starvation, and starvation begets stunted dick growth, ergo, commumism causes micro penises.
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>>153619478
1 meter is ~3 feet. He's roughly 180cm.
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>>153619768
Actually if you're beyond 8 inches you won't be able to make your dick nearly as hard, so it's not as much a question of stamina.

There's of course performance enhancers (used by well endowed pornstars), but they will take their toll over time.
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How did this thread turn into this direction?
Not complaining, I like the trap talk.
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>>153619867
There's a ton of Konosuba threads but not too many feminine penises threads so trapfags gather here.
At this point it's like a big feminine penis general hidden under different names.
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>>153596635
I don't think gayness can be can be determined using using simple 1:1 statistics.
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>>153620025
That's too cute to be a boy.
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>>153619587
>communism gives you a smaller dick
Wtf I'm a communist now
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>>153620025
>tfw don't live in a western country that allows for such degeneracy to happen
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>>153620125
No reason you can't find a sugardaddy in the west.
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>>153620170
Close.
I live in Bosnia.
Too poor and ex-communist.
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>>153620286
I have a lot to learn as it seems.
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>>153606381
You have to wonder though about people like that guy who gets aroused by floor tiles and the like.
How does stuff like that develop?
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>>153598449
Muh dick
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>yet another konosuba thread, whatever
>its all about fags and buttholes

why am i ever surprised by this
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>>153620448
I will try my best to get a rich sugardaddy. But I have to go now.
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All this talk is starting to make the word "average" sound like something to feel pity for...

I'm 5,5-6 inches and I feel small. Everybody keeps saying 7-7,5 is the ultimate superior alpha male bound to deliver unmatchable pleasure to anyone and it's just not cool for my self esteem.
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>>153620778
>/a/
>confidence
>working on your shorcomings instead of whining about not having easy mode enabled
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>>153598449
I don't want my kids to be retarded tho
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>>153620725
I'm about seven inches. It doesn't matter if you don't have sex anyway.
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>>153617015
tell that to mudslime and kike
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>>153620864
I don't understand, how is a person supposed to get confidence anyways?
Confident people always seem arbitrarily so to me, just because they can't perceive their own faults or shortcomings, or dismiss them as unimportant.
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>>153623462
No but it feels fucking mighty and prideful to hold your 'gun' in your hand you must admit.

I have little to be proud of, but at least I have a big dick.
>>
Why do so many people call Kazuma a scumbag? He can be the type to take advantage of the situation sometimes, but most of the time he seems genuinely concerned for people, so long as they're not retards like Aqua who fuck everything up, and is properly considerate to others to a normal extent.

Hell, he even denied that they'd acept the extra reward from exorcising the mansion from the spirits because it was Aqua's retardation that caused it in the first place.
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>>153617080
I have a 6.11 inch penis (erect of course) but it does jack shit since I am a shy bastard who cant talk to women.
Also its harder to casualy masturbate with, which apperently is a thing for people with regular sized penises.

The grass is always greener on the other side, I suppose.
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>>153623688
for some it comes naturally,
otherwise you can fake it pretty easily, but you have to deal with being uncomfortable about it on the inside.
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