I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
>>153582758
I am the fin of my fish.
>>153582758
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
>>153582868
KiILL IT
>>153582868
DIE
>>153582868
Already a thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzichttps://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90
>>153582868
EXPIRE
>>153582868Stop posting that because it's already a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
>>153582758
KUYASHII
>>153582758
Be careful when eating fish.
Thanks doc.
I am indifferent to it.
>>153583721
>>153582758
After much consideration, I have decided that I don't like it today.
After further consideration, I believe that I might feel differently tomorrow.
Professor-chan likes it.
>>153584472
All long as you affirm in the strongest manner possible that you make a decision eventually, even I might have some sort of interest about the outcome.
>>153582868
>>153583057
>>153583127
>>153583160
THEY HATE IT
I'm going to like this everyday when you post it.
>>153582758
I thought I wanted to do it once.
>>153584750
But he did it once.
>>153584697
>Like
See you tomorrow, when you least expect it!
>>153584559
I knew she was using nukes against the fish but also eating them? She is brutal.
>>153584750
>>153584760
>>153584760
NO.
>>153586345
But you said...
>>153585804
She eats what she catches!
>>153584887
You gonna pay for this.
>>153586788
>You will pay
I'm sure that any restaurant that serves fish will bill you appropriately
>>153586788
>>153586788
You were too slow, anon.
I hate it
>>153589975
Quiet or I'll chase you down the stairs again!