Why Kazuma doesn't have any/much romantic moments with Aqua?

But this is the reason why Aqua is so great.

>>153579989
Because they already slept with each other as if it was nothing.

They are so comfortable with their love for each other that it doesn't even show.

He's got the K1 curse

>>153579989
Because they're closer to siblings.
Also, she has brain problems, so he can't see her as cute.

He's slept with one, bathed with another one, and made the third one wash him and keeps taking the panties of others. He needs to be stopped.

>>153579989
>aqua sees your chinchinmaru

>>153579989
They already act like an old married couple they know each other way to well

I'm pretty sure Kazuma said that he can't find Aqua attractive anymore.

>>153579989
Aqua is more like a mascot than a romantic interest.

>>153579989

Aqua isn't people, anon.

She never gets any significant character development ever in the novels. She's just a plot device used for comedic purposes and deus ex machina asspulls.

>>153581430

This. Kazuma literally calls her a pet when discussing his romantic views of the girls.

I thought that Kazuma made it clear that he hated her.

Like, there's brief moments of peace, but she mostly fucks everything up.

>>153579989
I think some development will be near end of novel

That's like wanting to romance your retarded dog who keeps barfing (rainbows) all over the carpet.
But seriously, Aqua and Kazuma's dynamic is one of the main reasons Konosuba is so entertaining, I hope they stay the way they are.

>>153580421
He needs to write a guide book

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>>153580421
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>153579989
They're like a married couple already.

>>153579989
A much better question is why anyone likes Kazuma in the first place.

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>>153580421

>>153582055
But imagine the feel of fucking Aqua in her watery ass

Kazuma is an Eris worshipper

They are like brother and sister.

Kazuma is supposed to be like 20-21 right
and Aqua has probably plateaued somewhere around that age as well, with her divinity
in other words they're both at the age human beings are the most virile and fertile.

Kazuma's sexual urges are firmly established, and it is a fact that even though Aqua is a goddess, she has mortal urges, a desire for alcohol and good food come to mind, so it's not so ridiculous to assume she gets sexual urges as well.

take in to account the fact that they slept together in the same hay bed for like a year, and throw all the alcohol they consumed together over that year in to the equation, if we were using conventional logic, it is fair to draw from all of this that they were fucking during that time.

>>153584267
Whatever helps you sleep at night reddit

>>153583936
Stick your dick in warm water.
That's pretty much it.

>>153584493
I jerked off underwater once it didn't feel very good.

>>153583633
I'm not even a girl and 3d and I like Kazuma. I can't imagine how a 2d grill would resist.

>>153579989
Why do you want it to turn into haremshit, retard?

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>tfw I will never be as alpha as KazuMan

>>153579989
>In WN there will be mentioned that Aqua will develop feelings for Kazuma but she too dumb to realise that. Stated by Eris.
Sorry dont know how mark spoilers

>>153579989
>Having romantic moments with a shit
Our boy knows better.

>>153585578
>this is your average poster on /a/ nowadays

Maybe youll all just leave after this show is over?

>>153585578
>Sorry dont know how mark spoilers
What makes you think you're allowed to post here then?

>>153585936
As much as everyone on 4chan

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>>153579989
Because she's a goddess and he's a useless hikineet so the chu2 is much better suited to him

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>>153583670
Imagine how nice and cool it would be.

>>153585578
>will develop feelings for Kazuma but she too dumb to realise that.

Classic romance anime trope

No romantic plot or even teasing between them please.
That's what makes them both so great.
It's one of the pillars of the series.
The fact that there's a girl the MC has literally 0 interest in so they can get away with all kinds of bullshit with her and explore so many kinds of fun inter relationship character dynamics which would plain not work if either of them had feelings for the other of a romantic sort.

>>153586654
and how would you describe their relationship?

>>153586430
I want ESL to leave

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>>153584267

>>153586777
Affection, familiarity and closeness.
Similar to what some brother and sister or childhood friends have.

>>153586841
Sorry don't know who ESL is

>>153586983
You. Leave.

>>153586983
English Second Language

>All those people thinking that friendship without any sexual tension between male and female can exist
Only way for that to happen is if the girl is ugly

>>153579989
They first met with Aqua laughing at Kazuma's shitty death and Kazuma basically ripping Aqua's godly life to shreds by demanding she come with him.
Not really the best first impression for romance.

>>153579989
Kazuma is literally unable to be sexually attracted to her.
He has smelled her hair, jerked off next to her, everything. He just can't do it and it's one of his regrets that he apologizes for before death.

>>153589144
I don't think that ova is canon.

She's his bro. She's too stupid to seriously consider romance and she's a goddess.

>>153589144
>Kazuma is literally unable to be sexually attracted to her.
That's a weird way to call him a faggot

>>153579989
Think of it this way, would you romance your dog?

>>153589005
It is if you aren't a sex starfed highschooler. Both don't really aply to Kazuma so he definitely wanted to bang her in the beginning, which is why he brought her with him in the first place.
But her being a useless cunt probably made him reconsider.

>>153589421
Having romantic feelings /=/ feeling attraction.

We feel attraction to pretty much any attractive female, but that doesn't mean we have feelings for them. The only guys who are ''just'' friends with attractive females are hairdressers and other girls.

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Is Kazuma too hard on her?

>>153589502
the only people*

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>>153579989
>self-inserting so hard you believe there is a problem if one of the girls is not attracted to you, the MC
Holy shit.

>>153585254
>don't have sex
>alpha
But you're already like him

>>153589502
The point is, its a stupid fucking conversation that only teenagers think matters. Nobody wants to argue the semantics of whether guys and girls can be just friends, again unless your 17 and think this discussion is riveting or something. Stop trying to apply your 3D highschool conversations to a chinese childrens cartoon

>>153589611
This is one the cancers that kill many anime, as girls aren't allowed to like any guy that isn't the MC.

>>153586777
Do you have a dumbass cousin who says or does stupid shit all the time? Like that.

>>153589674
This is a pretty defensive reply. Well, my point remains, any guy who isn't committed and is just friends with a attractive girl is a homo or low test.

It's funny that you would mention teenagers though, as they usually are the ones who get this wrong and think that you can be just friends with girls, mostly to justify their insecurities and lack of attitude.

>>153589778
Nobody cares dude. Do you want to talk about anime?

>>153584267
nah hes like 15-16

>>153589533

No. If anything he's not being hard enough on her. She fucks everything up so badly that there were a few points where I honestly fucking hated her for how much she screws everything the fuck up.

>>153579989
Because she still hates him for dragging her down to the world. It was only by the very end that she got over that and liked him for real.

>>153589352
There's only so much autistic screeching one man can take, man.

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>>153589778
>any guy who isn't committed and is just friends with a attractive girl is a homo
You're not entitled to women anon.

>>153590066
>You're not entitled to women anon.
Are you retard? Read the context, I'm obviously referring to how the male see the relationship, of course the girl may reject him or not like him in this way, but that doesn't change the fact that he feel attraction to her.
>it's a tripfag
Figures

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>>153579989
Aqua doesn't give a shit about sex. As hedonistic as she is, she's probably done most things, and it really doesn't interest her at all. He did after all fap next to her several times and she didn't care the slightest.
But they do love each other in a platonic way. She holds the truth bell at one point and say something like
>"Kazuma I do love you, and admire you as a person"
No ring. Granted, she was trying to get him to raise her allowance.

>>153590258

The lie detector is triggers by the malicious aura produced when one lies. Aqua's holy aura makes it useless against her

>>153590578
Nonsense, she was 100% honest. She knew the bell wouldn't ring, which is why she was so fast to pick it up. Axis are masters of exploitation and manipulation.

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>>153579989
Because idiot.