Luna is pure I tell you, pure! There is absolutely no proof under her adorable and serene self lies a perverted, blood loving maniac!
Don't forget, stream today, maybe Arcadia Lost stuff Will von Baka ever shape up?
>SM kikestarter >1mil stretch goal beato route would you pledge?
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I want to lock her in the same house with Pham for 24 hours. The house where everything else (like a fridge) has a lock on it too and only Pham has the keys.
I want to set her up on a blind date with a Vietnamese man
I want to sneak up on her and lift her up by the armpits then carry her like a cat, probably leaving her to be confused before she starts trying to fight back
She's too cute and aggressive not to do something like that.
PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE
Iris is wife material.
I'm trying to get'em but the gachas screwing me over and over again. You should be able to just buy the specific characters you want with the gems you grind for hours instead of gambling them all away and getting the same damn cards you already have. But I'll get'em. Eventually.
>You should be able to just buy the specific characters you want with the gems you grind for hours instead of gambling them all away and getting the same damn cards you already have
my sweet summer child
Today's stream is up.
Remember to post screenshots for our less fortunate fellows, if there is something worth it. And lets hope for the MelMani release date being anounced.
Are you crazy? Do you want to have Simone die of asphyxiation by hugging and snuggling? A love and caring fatal overdose?
Interesting, what was the question then? Or was it by too quick? I heard Kentucky, Illinois and a few others.
Looking at their BB list, seems those were meant to be Montana class ships, so seems that may be what the question was. Just guessing though.
>this is what your kickstarter bux paid for
>a barber protector
>by hugging and snuggling
Katia's theme sounds pretty good.
>exceedingly hard to get
Befitting of Beato, though in reality, no one tried. It could have been anyone who was brave enough.
What do you guys think of Yui's assets:
Full sized scan here: https://www.mediafire.com/?q58342da52r51wk
she is very rapeable in her butt
Would you like to play some CAVERN EXPLORER?
I'm tempted to play Strike Frontier since the SM girls are in it now. Are they a limited time event? Is it still possible to get them if you start the game now?
Don't you just want to smuggle her home?
How many babies? I say as many as physically possible without causing her permanent harm.
We have to grow old together as loving, happy husband and wife, after all.
Would it be good if they actually got along?
I second everything you wrote.
They already get along, its only the rabble rouser doesn't know when to shut up.
*gentle* femdom, anon. Doing it without feeling is empty and borderline maturbatory in nature.
If there is love involved, it changes the entire nature and infuses it with warm purpose.
Also, cuddling after sex, which is as close to blissful heaven as you can get.
I Just started playing the game too to get Lise and no the cards aren't for a limited time but they're a bitch grinding for, especially because the fact they aren't for a limited time means the number of high rarity cards keeps going up as they're added making it even harder to get the ones you want, and making Lise the toughest card to get so far.
Would SM have been substantially improved if Katia knew when to shut up and protect her friends at all cost?
Absolutely. That's what oneesan femdom is all about. Especially the gentle, loving, cuddling parts.
I wouldn't be surprised, but first I'll have to get Theo too to check.
I wish the trilogy had a gentle oneesan.
Marimo is close but too old.
Thanks, that's comforting knowing there's no time limit. I figured it'd be like one of those mobages where you have to shell out cash to get a limited time character.
I'm only interested in it because of Lise too. Good taste
Yui is an alright all-rounder, but Stella beats her in the chest department, Tarisa beats her in the butt department, Cui is more lithe and flexible and warm, and Cryska has the power of autismoe. And all of them have a better, kinder attitude.
It's an advantage, but of course she never uses it that way, because she's a baka. Oh and on top an old flame who's even more well all rounded, and a literal cloud cuckoolander loli.
She had a chance at using her niche, and she bombed, bad.
I want to confess to Beatrix!
I want to do so publicly!
I want to get on the base's speaker system and yell it out!
"Major Beatrix Brehme!"
"I like you Major Brehme!"
"I love you Major Brehme!"
"I loved you since before I joined the Stasi!"
"I didn't just fall in love!"
"I want to know more about you!"
"Major Brehme's everything!"
"I want to know about all of it!"
"I want to be embraced by Major Brehme!"
>everyone's faces when
Gentle, but firm. Very firm. Pham is not gentle when it comes to chance to show her love. And she will show it.
Does anyone have a higher quality scan?
Irisdina, Yui, Cryska and Inia are my waifus.
>Implying you wouldn't want a Beatix and Irisdina threesome
>and so anon died of exhaustion, dehydration, blunt trauma, a broken pelvis, and all the other things that come from ultra-hard femdom
I'd say it was probably worth it.
I swear I had a bigger copy, but I can't find it now.
Marimo deserves Twizzlers
I'll buy her a pack before we go on our date, so we can eat them together.
And you'd walk her home after, right? That's something a gentleman would do. There are some real creeps out there, it'd be good to protect her.
Of course I would.
>implying the mad dog can't be trained
>rolled several times to get her today so far
>still no luck
Sooner or later
Is this card based on a larger picture?
So I've been wondering something. Other mobile games and the like get "datamined" where people go into the files and find newly added images and such. I also see other DMM games with full rips on sadpanda. So why doesn't this happen with Strike Frontier? Seems we can only rely on the occasional screenshots that trickle through.
Only if the sex is all night long.
As soon as the RNG for the gacha stops fucking me over, unless you wanna give me money to just buy the points instead of having to grind them for hours everytime.
>implying Mad Dog isn't training you
Marimo is like Beatrix in that way. She'd give you the illusion of control, to test and swim the waters from that perspective, but shatter her mirror, and she'd show just how much 'control' you really have.
Though also like Beatrix, she'd hug you long and close.
>age making the birthday images that size natively
Why was Alternative so fucking good lads?
>Going to the movies with?
I remember that poll! Did we ever translate the results?
Wait, shit, that was an actual poll question? Jeezus!
I can see Extra Iris as a high driven career lady.
She'd visit Beatrix who's a housewife and runs a neighborhood bakery
Theo really did find a great wife.
Why do they do that anyways?
Why is Hibiki such a manwhore?
Self destruct button. Maybe since Beatrix was nice to her, she just shoots herself clean.
Why is she trying on wedding dresses?
>not having a hot wheels model of your car
Implying she'd even let you get that far.
That's Pham who would turn it around.
Reminder that Melvina is really really cute!
Did they ever really talk about how WWII went in the Muv Luv world? I mean besides the negotiated first surrender of Japan (obv this time more shogunate than OTL) and thus first nukes were on Germany (which makes zero sense at all, but okay), there hasn't been much has there?
It makes no sense. So we had a much more active Pacific War, and yet pretty much all the capital ships like the Yamato and Musashi, Iowa and Wisconsin survived. How?
Or should I just shut up and say "lol who cares?"
>Did they ever really talk about how WWII went in the Muv Luv world?
Not in the least. So unless you want to speculate about it, simply accept it for what it is and keep quiet.
But I am, this shit has to be sorted out, or it causes immense problems down the road. Someone seriously tell Cookie that he should take this chance of the redone super-concept book to make retcons.
Not really but then again she bullies herself, so maybe?
So what's the best way to bully her so that she enjoys it?
>Detected possible malicious code in image file.
oh fuck you
So yeah, you need to save civilians from Beatrix and then penetrate her in the boss battle.
She doesn't enjoy it on the sense of actually knowing and being aware, like a masochist. She's just a magnet for it.
That said, look at Yuuya. Bond with her over her cooking only to have Cui gone in and steal her thunder.
How about bullying her butt?
This memorial service made me tear up
Jesus why am I such a pussy?
Bully Yui by telling her she can never be with her brother!
>something snapped. and then there was silence.
>Yuuya and Yui marry and have children
>doublewide with CSA and IJA flags on the porch
>mildly retarded kids who like umeboshis with their morning grits
Am I forgetting anything else?
I'm not convinced she can read but no It isn't really a book you can understand at 15 years old.
Inia was corrupted by being able to see everyone's emotions. so really it'sz sandek's fault for not keeping her locked up in a hole when she isn't flying.
it's definitely something that goes down easier with twitter, because whenever hitler writes something that strains credulity, you can just find some NYT writer's twitter feed and realize that he's fuzzy on the details but correct on the core concepts.
Hitler's ideology of perpetual total war and struggle wouldn't really work in a post nuclear world. There's also the fact that if he was targeting a global cabal of Jewish power, that targeting the plebs for annihilation doesn't really do shit to combat it.
Oh, I agree wholeheartedly, and that was before I found out that sometime in the past she apparently raped Pham because she was bored and had nothing better to do.
Sandek is cool, but Beatrix being is just flat-out disturbing.
>Beatrix is kind of a NOPE option for me, I get that people find evil sexy, but she honestly just kinda creeps/grosses me out.
Why do I feel I've read this comment, word for word, before?
>I found out that sometime in the past she apparently raped Pham because she was bored and had nothing better to do.
The same as above.
Too old to be an oneesan, that is. At that point she's a christmas cake.
They're both good, but as a connoisseur of older women, there's a difference.
Christmas cakes are the best kind of cakes.
Whatever gave you the idea they do that?
Yuuya isn't a hick though. Dueling banjos is more backwoods anyways, and up the mountains. But it checks out.
...when they want to be warm together...
That question sort of answers itself.
Though to be honest her actual tastes are probably quite "vanilla" though she'd probably be down to do whatever Theo wanted, so if he were a sub she'd dom him all day long. Versatility in sexuality is a good trait to have.
>Marimo is too old
>Pure, adorable, loving Marimo, is too old, at 27
>I'm older than Marimo in a few hours
This is how the world ends, doesn't it? I think I finally understand, Marimo.
So try to pick up bar floozies is what you're saying? The age of that is over anon. I never got my chance.
Yeah, I think I do. It's one thing to say words like 27, and make people think old, nearly a middle adult, far away, Christmas cake, et al. It's harder to understand that mindset this side of 25. Because you aren't any different than you were. Maybe more cynical, maybe more jaded. But you haven't changed. Your heart hasn't changed. Your heart is still young, even more naïve, more romantic, because it wants to desperately have even a taste of that bygone time.
You look out at all the faces, and you wonder why they see you like this. That was your face too, not so long ago. That was your heart.
So I think I do understand Marimo.
Is this the Marimo thread?
Wait, we already have statues of von Baka? Since when did the small amount of Arcadia stuff so far get merch?
Hmmm, I wonder anon. It's not like she likes him or anything, no way...
Even in his nightmares, she adores him
crashing this TSF...
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Beatrix and Jurgen's sex life be like?
Easy mode: BiS era, if the failed coup either never happened, or if they pulled it off.
Hard mode: SM era, if Beatrix found Jurgen still alive in some Stasi prison and pulled him out.
Only Easy mode matters, because that would happen.
She'd be lovey dovey as all hell, though with a mischievous streak a mile long. Probably a switch when it comes to sadism vs masochism.
Hard mode just isn't happening. You just wouldn't have the story you had if Iris hadn't killed Jurgen with her own hands/boots and Beatrix knew about it. Jurgen is dead, get over it.
You're not Beatrix.
There is literally no way she's wrong about it. There were numerous witnesses who saw him getting stomped before getting shot, in person. She's the de facto leader of the Stasi, she has all the intelligence of the entire bloc WHEN SM begins. She went to visit his cold corpse. He's dead.
Oh hey, you and I got these Mitsuki images from the same thread.
According to Jap twitter, pic related was one of the dishes Beatrix cooks in BiS. The description is:
Anyone have the Revoltech TSFs? I can find em pretty cheap but I want to know if there's anything to be concerned about the equality.
>She's the de facto leader of the Stasi, she has all the intelligence of the entire bloc WHEN SM begins.
>can't arrest people without a warrant
>still has to obey retarded orders
>still has to prove her loyalty again and again
>still has to suck up to her superiors and foreign backers for nifty toys.
What do you not like about timid cripples, anon?
If /a/ likes cute girls, why don't the like Katia?
Because gap moe > regular moe and Katia is fucking annoying.
Because something much cuter, smarter and more likable died because of Katia.
Are you fucking stupid or do you not understand what intelligence is?
And do you not understand the words de facto, as opposed to de jure? When the conflict begins, she has the loyalty of most of the Stasi, hence why she can crush Axmann's faction forcing them to work with the rebellion, and executes a coup flawlessly against the head and his few supporters.