Megumin thread

unzip dick

what's the deal with kazuma's "i want to be reborn" shit?

>>153551245
tell her to fucking learn other magics instead of being a retard whose quirks let her party in deep shit half of the time because she's fucking useless

>>153551275
She already did that for you and named Holy Sword Excalibur

>>153551313
It's not the fact he wanted to start a new life, but the fact that he was acting like a spoiled brat.
> "Oh this life is too hard so I want to be a smart handsome man with a cute oneesan and loving parents and good money and I want my imouto to be adorable and huggable kkthx Eris bai"

>>153551275
>unzip Excalibur
fixed

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>Darkness is the biggest slut in theory, with Megumin being the purist
>Darkness is actually the most pure in practice, and Megumin is the sluttiest

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Give her the Excalibur

>>153551245
hug her and ask her for marriage

>>153551381

Well being reborn is supposed to be the result of dying after a resurrection. Eris bent the rules because she was too easily bullied

>>153551245
Sheathe Excalibur into Avalon if you know what I mean

>>153551529
I'd put my Excalibur in her Avalon if you catch my drift.

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>>153552475
>>153552528
I'm really not getting what you guys are driving at.

>>153552475
>>153552528
>>153552615
I would insert my penis in her vagina if you get what I mean. I too am a grand wizard that can cast explosion

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>>153551529
I dunno if it's the best doujin ever made, but it's close.

I'd take my holy sword and put it in her lady sheath, if you follow my entrails.

Can I get some proof of that Avalon tattoo?

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All this talk of Holy Swords and Excalibur in the last day - it's clear that I've become popular in the public eye once again, as always happens with the passing of time.

Gather round and hear my legend, which dates back to the twelfth century...

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>>153551429
Nah, Aqua is the biggest slut.

>>153551381
>acting like a spoiled brat
>implying putting up with all their shit hasn't earned him a carefree life

>>153552723
Any doujin that doesn't require dialog is automatically elder god-tier
But this one especially.

I'd give her an explosion of my own.

Arue is the superior Crimson (Semen) demon. Megumin and Yunyun are A-grade disposables who would sell their body to an old potion merchant

>>153551245
>megumin actually upset
Please tell me kazuma makes her worry even more in the LN, I like seeing her cry

>>153553944

She'll be crying again at the beginning of the next episode.

>>153551313
he was just talking back to hakua, but he literally died because of her dumb shit for the second time.
I mean, I'd be pretty irritated.

>>153553202
She's a goddess, she isn't on the pure---slut spectrum

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>>153554184

But he struck a pose instead of dodging the princess and prevented Megumin from casting explosion.

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>>153551429
Gap moe. There's nothing more pure than a virgin slut.

>>153551381
Sounds like a pretty good life to me. If I had a realistic shot at obtaining that through rebirth I'd go for it too, can't blame Kazuma for wanting to trade up.

>>153554411

It's not like Kazuma is the man of virtue to begin with.

>>153551529
Japs don't know how to kiss

Look for Lalatina or Chris instead

>>153555101
>he never tonguefight with a girl
I pity you, virgin kun.

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>>153555101
Saliva is an aphrodisiac. Considering you wouldn't know, you'd be surprised how carried away you can get just from kissing.

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>>153551381
I kms and respawn to nbr harem.

>>153551245
Hug tightly.

>>153554373
Zeus was a slut so aqua can be a slut.

>>153555291
He pretty much said that he wants to be with her and Iris. Is she dense?

>>153555291
Imagine being Eris when your world is in peril and your Senpai says "Relax kid, I got this" and you see her """""hero""""" and he's nothing but a scumbag with the most confusing fetishes possible.

>>153555281
No wonder I fap constantly, my saliva is making me horny

Unpause the screen

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The pinnacle of DEEN.

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On top of having an outfit that hits all my fetishes, I think another reason I'm so physically attracted to Megumin (despite almost never being into lolis) is her posture. She's not curvy in the traditional sense, but she's always arcing her back in some direction which creates the illusion of having a better hourglass shape than she actually does.

It also causes me to imagine how flexible she'd be in bed.

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>>153556883
>loli

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>>153557109
Hebe?

TRANQUILITY GIRL WHEN!?

>>153556477
Why does this make me love Megumin even more? As if that was possible in the first place.

>>153551429
Ughh can you imagine giving her the dick right there.

>>153556477
This put my dick into a craze.

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What's the 4th time gonna be like?

>>153557787
Penis in vagina.

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>>153557787
This is dumb. It's obvious Aqua is going to get the dick.

>>153557787
Is it safe to say all 3 girls have seen 100% of him by now?

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>>153558030

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Is it just me or has Mugumin gotten really lewd this season? Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

>>153558169
Shes the official ship from the prints.

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>>153558169
It's pretty obvious. The only reason it isn't more is because she was gone whenever they were in that dungeon.

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I always wondered what was the moment she started falling for him

>>153558467
>Explosion magic on castle everyday for weeks.
I'd suspect then.

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>>153558467

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>>153558467
>good looking
>has lots of money (she is poor herself)
>respects your wishes to become the most powerful explosion mage in the world
>carries you home every day
>weak enough to counter-bully

He's Megumin's ideal man. Mind you, he is also Lalatina's and Aqua's ideal man too. It's just that only Megumin is smart enough to realize it.

>>153551313
He was complaining how there weren't any lovely affectionate women around him (after seeing that goddess) so he wanted a life where he could have that.

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>>153558649

>has lots of money (she is poor herself)

She didn't give a shit when he was 6 feet under debt.

>>153558649
>Aqua's ideal man
>not ideal caretaker/owner
There has been absolutely no indication she holds any romantic affection for him.

>>153558649
Would this scene make it into S3, realistically?

>>153558649
>Aqua's ideal man
Aqua wouldn't want a loser like him

>>153558787
>S3
You have a lot of faith, don't you

>>153558787

No it'll be a short flashback

>By the way I put her points into explosion and let her have the high score

>>153558649
I thought Kazuma said he has no sexual attraction towards Aqua

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>>153558766
HMMMMMM

>>153558952
>Being poor
The novels make it very clear several times that neither of them like each other like that.

>>153558847
I would be both devastated and respectful if DEEN did this. I want to see it animated, but I could appreciate not wanting to put ship-building moments in a comedy.

>>153559013
I don't know about Kazuma, but doesn't Aqua become aware of her feelings near the end of the WN?

>>153559098

Very end when she realized that Kazuma only fought the demon king for her sake

>>153558649

you're overselling how much he's her ideal man. Prior to meeting kazuma she pretty much would have fallen in love with anyone who indulged her explosion fetish and fed her. He does both.

But you're right, he checks a lot of "extra" boxes for her. Like how he can out chunni the crimson demon tribe members, how he is willing to fight dirty (she is nothing but dirty fighting), REALLY indulges her explosion fetish.

>>153555291
>kms
End yourself.

>>153558169
She was lewd as fuck as soon as she showed up. Explosion magic is basically her orgasming.

>>153558467
>bakuretsu bakuretsu lalala

>>153558838
You think /a/ is the only group of people watching this?

>>153557903
Dont you mean ponos -> vagoo?

>>153559578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtsmlbQgdNk

Since Kazuma's luck stat is sky high shouldn't it have saved him from rolling a natural 1 and breaking his fucking neck falling out of a tree?

>>153559760
There is always a chance for anything anon.

>>153559760
Even when you've buffed your hit chance to 99%, the RNG can still fuck you. That's XCOM baby.

Besides, it gave him the opportunity to chat with second-best girl, so you could consider it a blessing in disguise.

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>>153559725

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>tfw you want to question Megumin not dipping into the mana regen skill department but realize that breaks her one-shot nuke character

>>153558363
Fucking Megumemers.

>>153559832
>score Eris-sama points
>pushes Megumin into pulling out his dick and scribbling all over it
Kazuma's luck stat is the best wingman.

>>153551245
Why did she become so dickish to draw on Kazuma's dick.

>>153560011
Either because
>Saying he wants to talk to Eris some more
or
>Saying he's not coming back this time.

>>153559893
She said she threw points in max mana pool and saves all her other points for buffing her explosion magic

>>153559832
>That's XCOM baby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKy0kHOr1hc
Never4get

>>153560011
>Not drawing on your crush's dick to make him come back from the dead, only secretly it was done as an excuse to see it

>>153558467
She didnt fall for him, she established feeling over a longer period of time. However, its pretty safe to assume that him reallocating all her points into explosion magic and its out put made him score so infinitely high that he has to pull a lot of shady shit to ever not be loved by her.

I want to squeeze Megumin so bad. She looks so small and soft.

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>>153556883
Megumin knows the secret.

>>153560208
I've been wondering about this for a while, but is there a skill that reduce the mana cost of spells so Megumin can cast another explosion or at least still be able to walk after casting it?

>>153559533
>Explosion magic is basically her orgasming.
Oh wow, it suddenly make so much sense.

>>153560523
Probably, but then she would be spending resources on something that isn't making the biggest explosion possible.

>>153560523
Her whole character design is a nuke, and being a Chuuni, she knows this and embraces it to the point of finding a sense of pleasure when expelling every ounce of mana on a single cast of explosion.

She'd rather spend all her points leveling up Explosion than anything else, even says so on her player card in the show.

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>>153555101
This is actually the most accurate french kissing scene I've ever seen in nipland.
I don't know what's the deal with Japan and hiding any traces of lips when a kiss happens.

>>153560523
prob but then they would have to come up with another joke to use over and over

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>>153553142

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>>153560523
It's physically impossible for a human to cast two explosions, Megumin already has ultra genius tier MP. The only possible result would be not collapsing after the fact, thus wasting a lot of points that could be used reducing cast time or powering up the explosion.

>>153561052

>Magic
>Physically

>>153554184
He died because of his own dumb shit both times.

>>153561316
Aqua how did you masnage to get through the Captcha? That's impressive. Go away though.

>>153561417
She bought a platinum 4chan pass for 100 million eris.

>>153558868
Kazuma has also said he's not a lolicon, yet the closest to win the Kazumabowl is Megumin, followed by the imouto Iris and flat-chested Chris.

>>153561682
Megumin isn't a loli and neither is Chris.

so does Kazuma have a shrimp dick?

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>>153561682
>trusting Kazuma at all

>>153561805

Yes.

>>153561682
I'm not a lolicon and there's nothing wrong with appreciating flat chests on non-lolis.

>>153561865
This anon knows the pleasure of not being a lolicon

>>153561805
It wouldn't be called Excalibur if it was.

>>153561805
Seems so, but he was flaccid at the time.

>>153561750
>Megumin isn't a loli
It's weird how someone can be wrong to this degree.

>>153562200
but Megumin herself denies this

Why hasn't Kazuma impregnated the explosion lolikko and taken responsibility yet?

>>153561927
Aqua's face at the sight of it didn't exactly scream monster cock

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>>153562367

>My heartbeat was not caused by my sexual urges.
>I thought and thought on, and finally arrived at a resolution.
>—No problem, I have a house, and I have money.
>I will definitely be able to live well with Megumin.
Soon

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Why is Aqua so incompetent? She's the most useless character.

>>153557145
Megumin is not a Jew...

>>153551245
Go back to sleep.

>>153555101
wrong, Japs are the only ones who kiss correctly.

>>153564451
Intelligence below average

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>>153564657

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>>153551429
Megumin is pure? After she stripped kazuma naked part because she wanted to shock Kazuma into coming back, part because she wanted to see the D while she was at it. Just scribbling excalibur to his stomach won't make aqua too embarrased to talk about it.

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>>153555281
Please post a study. Pretty please. Quick google gives me nothing but a clickbait article about saliva containing testosterone.

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>>153557787
Probably this.

>>153559893
Why doesn't kazuma convince her to place points in mana regen she could cast twice or more times a day while still depleting her whole mana pool

>>153559533
yeah
plus there was that scene with her almost masturbating with her staff

>>153567624
Because he has drain touch plus Aqua if they really need a double nuke.

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>push megumeme off me
>ask to see darkness
>remove avalon from my excalibur
>show darkness my noble phantasm as many times as possible until I need dolphins to do it again

>>153551245
kissu

>>153551245
I want to hug Megumin.

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I can't figure out why some people think that Megumin won't win .

She is the best girl in konosuba.

>>153570511
Because best girl never wins?

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>tfw chuuni

Can someone Tell me where i can read the lightnovels? i read the ,manga(not sure if manga) until chapter 21, and i dont find nothing more

>>153571593
Yen Press is where you can read the official light novels. We are talking about fanfiction obviously. Any similarities are entirely coincidence.

>>153559419
What volume was Kazuma crowned the king of chuunibyou? I'd love to see it animated

>>153572064
I think it was some short special that might have come bundled with one of the latter volumes, maybe?

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>>153572064
>>153572123

It was volume 10

>>153551245
Explode on her face

>>153572064
>What volume was Kazuma crowned the king of chuunibyou? I'd love to see it animated
it was a sidestory released after vol 10. Megumin takes him to a crimson demon chuuni catchphrase showdown to show off how fucking cool she is (yes, she's stupid in love with him). Of course Kazuma BTFO the whole showdown to such an extent, not only does he unanimously get the trophy for no.1 but megumin is begging him to REPEAT the catchphrase because it was SO FUCKING COOL (per her tastes)

Meanwhle kazuma is thinking "too easy, get on my level scrub!"

>>153561052
this is the answer

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>>153570940
"I love Aqua"

t. Kazuma dayo

>>153562434
Aquas such a slut that only actual monsters can meet her definition of monster cock.

>>153555865
Imagine being Aqua and realising your kouhai is an incompetent brat that wouldn't have the decency to at least give someone from her world a cheat item/skill and that you end up having to do her job while she's busy playing thief with some noble kid.

I guess for Eris the only worshipper worth playing with is a noble huh? Fuck those poor peasant huh?

Unlike the Axis cult that accept everyone, Eris cult sure is a bunch of elitist pricks.

>>153558467
No specific scene I guess. I think love happened when you interact with someone a whole lot especially when that someone live together with you and you don' have much other friend.

But I don't know.

>>153558649
>Aqua's ideal man
is this what Kazumafags actually believe?

>>153551245
Hug her and promise her I won't die again. Days later marry her. Weeks later make her pregnant. Months later my beautiful daughter with her would be born. Years later hug her and tell her sorry because I won't be able to keep my promise.

>>153567254
They bathed together and althought she lied to Yunyun she pratically implied Kazuma as her loved one did you forgot?

>>153573194
Aqua needs someone with extremely high luck and above average intelligence to balance out her shit luck and retardation

>>153573431
Aqua only fucks high strength high charisma hunks

>>153573291
You are so cute anon.

>>153573291
>Not finding a way to become immortal.
You are a shit husbando. Not worthy of Megumin.

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>>153553634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
heh

>>153555291
Isn't that what he basically has now

Darkness older sister
Megumin younger sister

also
>Step sister
Wants to be a child of a single parent household?

>>153573529
>implying any man is worthy of her holiness

What kind of Axis cultist are you?

>>153555291
>nbr
End yourself.

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>>153569709
I want to use a limp Megumin as a body pillow?

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>>153575905
YES.

What did Megumin tried to mean by ''Sword of excalibur''?

>>153575905
Would she feel it if i spat on her anus and then push my dick in it? This could be fun.

>>153575985
It belongs to a watery tart.

>>153575500
He's in the Eris sect

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>>153575905

So, when will Eris end up in the world, just like Aqua?

>>153577449
Chris?

>>153577522
Fuck man why would you spoiler me

>>153551245
Today's not tuesday, fuck off.

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>>153577664
How have you passed this?

>>153575985
She's Chuuni so the one that pulls it out of the stone is the next king of Austrailia

in short she wants the dick

>>153577449
That is Kazuma's wish after defeating the Demon King to trade Aqua for Eris

>>153575985
Apparently she has "Avalon" tattoo herself. Make something out of that.

>>153576231
She would wake up and cry.

>>153557985
Aqua has been getting dick since the first episode of season 1.

>>153575985
she'll offer to be his sheath

>>153577522
wtf I love Eris now

>>153577375
>"She is a girl after all"

No shit?

>>153579945
Wizards have a tendency to smell gross

>>153579986
better than any barbarian or rogue that hides in the trash.

>>153575314
>Wants to be a child of a single parent household?
You get stepsiblings when your parent marries someone else. It's a two-parent household by definition.

>>153576231
Yes, she would. You'd better also then kill her since if you left her alive she'd turn you into ionised plasma

>>153577664
I hate to say it but your intelligence might be below Aqua's, baka.

>>153580086
Not until the parent gets married not to mention you could still live with the single parent after the other remarries

>>153579986
Well, you must know.

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>>153580233
>mfw I never noticed it either
>I am dumber than Aqua

Suicide is an option

>>153579986
Megumin is a miracle of modern genetic engineering, she's probably cleaner and better smelling than 99% of the natural population in her wod.

>>153578375
Why though?
I haven't read the LNs

>>153580871
Aqua is stupid and Eris is cute

>>153575985
Anta baka.
Remember how Kazuma tried to give his newly aqcuired katana a name.
She is the only one able to wield excalibur. It is rightfully hers.

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>>153551245
I kiss her.

>>153579945
he assumed she would smell like gunpowder

>>153575905
If she loses control over her body after explosion, shouldn't she shit and piss herself?

>>153578354
>>153575985
>A part of the British Commonwealth/British Empire

makes total sense.

>>153581272
because of out of mana tireness not mindbroke.

hell you sure are retarded

>>153581307
Crimsons were founded by a Jap chuuni.

So he probably brought the legends with him

>>153581272
she doesn't lose control she becomes so tired she can't move

>>153581625
But holding this in, you need flexing muscles. Can she hold in? Or she starts farting loudly when Kazuma picks her up?

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https://exhentai.org/g/1012106/ae8b99dd90/

>still no complete scan
Why is this allowed?

>>153552704
I thought you became a grand wizard by not casting explosions on women.

>>153581789
You become a grand wizard by burning crosses on black people's lawns.

>>153557787
sword in sheath

>>153551381
I don't blame him for wanting to start a new life. But if I were in his position I would probably ditch the girls, take 1/4 of the money, and skip town. They cause nothing but problems for him and they have all betrayed him to save themselves. He could do better with better friends and he doesn't deserve his reputation.

>>153581783
>Aqua
Nobody cares

>>153551245
Jokes on you, I don't care what anyone does to my corpse. I'm staying with Eris-sama.

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>Megumin casts explosion
>Drain touch from Aqua
>Megumin casts second explosion
>Drain touch from Wiz
>Megumin casts third explosion

Have they tried this yet? Megumin would be so happy, and probably sopping wet.

>>153581998
Don't be a fag. I'm a Meguminfag but that doesn't stop me from fapping to pretty much every Konosuba hentai.

>>153570511
>I can't figure out why some people think that Megumin won't win .
>She is the best girl in konosuba.
that's why, best girls never win.

>>153581914
>on black people's lawns.
good one.

>>153582120
I'm not into bestiality, sorry.

>>153581914
I thought cross burning was just a side effect of not being able to get laid.

>>153582131

But... hasn't she already won? Like, in the WNs at least, things went beyond the point where there's any doubt, right?

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>>153582103
If mana is something that can be drained and transferred, it should also be able to get stored.
Kazuma needs to invent something to store mana in so he can recharge his Megumin on the road

>>153582238
I don't know, I'm anime only

>>153582103
Megumin would never learn any spell that isn't explosion

>>153582249
>charging
>not carrying multiple mana potions(batteries) for instant restore

>>153582249
Kidnap wizards, turn them into liches, remove limbs, put them in backpacks.

>>153582238
Yeah, she even told Chris to stay away from Kazuma because he's her guy

>>153551381
What a coincidence, suffering is not good way to live.

>>153582308

She offered to learn some new spells for Kazuma's sake, but he stopped her, saying she was fine the way she was, because BOTH of them are stupid in love.

>>153551381
I want this life too.

>>153551245

Put her in an arm bar until she taps.

>>153551381

Don't forget 'not blood related'. Though lately they don't even bother with that qualifier anymore, do they? They just do straight up incest nowadays.

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>>153582389
Did Kazuma just do it out of the goodness of his heart? Is her happiness really more important to him than a useful party?

>>153582423
They bother with it extra these days due to some "think of the kids" laws.

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>>153582249
>there were always two paths to mana. A person could gain mana through sexual means or through violence
I think you know how that would work

>>153582489
Yes.

>>153555281
I've never felt anything while kissing.

>>153560809
Drawing is hard.

>>153582249
Is time and Drain Touch the only way to replenish mana in Konosuba? Are there no crystals/potions/etc?

>>153582513
That's just so wrong

>>153561805
He's a Jap. What do you expect?

On the other hand he has light brown hair and blue eyes so maybe he's a HAPA who won the lotery and isn't a micro-dick.

>>153582103
I thought this did happen, but he only managed to allow Megumin to cast a second explosion in the same day (which was one of her wishes/dreams iirc).

>>153582389
It was even more intimate, she gave him her skill card, allowing him complete control over what skills she would learn to be useful.

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>>153582640
>Drain-touching your own mana into your pet for later usage

>>153555281
>aphrodisiac
lolno

Your tongue and mouth are an erogenous zone, and you can get a minor high off slight oxygen deprivation.

>>153582800
What the fuck did you make that poor webm with? Your dick?

>>153582640
Manatite crystals are an option which Kazuma uses later on in the LNs, but they're incredibly expensive at 1 million Eris apiece.

>>153555281
Kissing is my fetish

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>>153583009
If I had 40 million Eris in the bank, I'd gladly blow 5 million on them and let Megumin fire off 6 in a row. She'd be my waifu for laifu.

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>>153582896
well...

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I want to be rich and popular like Kazuma

>>153583214
Weaker machines don't make worse encodes, they do the same but slower. You have no excuses.

>>153583290
Large iteration times is an excuse. People only have so many free hours in a day.

>>153579945
You're interpreting it the wrong way. It's not that he's surprised that after all, she's a girl! It's that after all, because she's a girl, she smells good and feels soft.

>>153583268
Who is Dust?

https://exhentai.org/g/1026755/7d8e461955/

>90% of Megumin doujins are the same scenario and take place in the same area

I can't turn down anything with ribs drawn, but still

>>153551245
It's really cute how much she cares for him.

>>153557304
Kazuma kills her with Chunchunmaru, right? Then season 3.

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>>153583522
This guy.

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>>153583576
Well, Darkness doesn't really need him, since she has money and can find another party that needs a tank to absorb damage. She even has Chris to be her friend when she gets lonely.

Aqua kinda needs him because she is special needs child, but is far too retarded to realize that.

Megumin will go back to being dirt poor, hungry, and not being able to do explosions if Kazuma leaves her. She also can't compete with YunYun in the womanhood competition without him.

>>153583744
Kazuma needs Megumin because his series won't sell unless she's constantly doing cute things in his general vacinity.

I'll let megumin chunchun my maru.

>>153584464
Could you please elaborate that

>>153584519
Maru means circle and chun-chun is a sound of munching. He's talking about rimming.

I want to marry Megumin.

>>153584617
Is that true or are you just talking out of your ass?

Megumin is supposed to be very intelligent, but I don't think we've ever gotten a legitimate reason for her obsession with explosions.

Why explosion? Why not literally any other spell?

>>153583744
Megumin is made of brimstone and heart attacks.

>>153584693
Maru really means circle. Chun-chun sounds like chew-chew in English and Japanese chuuuu (sound of kissing). But in Japanese, actual sound effect for munching is mogumogu or something like that.

>>153584755
Secondary-kun

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>>153582653

>>153584898
Oh come on

>>153584755
Other spells don't go boom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaGk2_frk_s

Why do people want so much Megumin to "win"? There's no winning if she ends up with Kazuma, he's a total scumbag.

I mean, he's funny as hell, but if I don't think it would be a good idea to just give him a cute romantic ending, it doesn't make sense to his character, at least for now. Maybe he mature in the future, but right now I just want to see his comical misadventures.

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>>153577375
source?

>>153585303
https://nhentai.net/g/175220/

Why are Megumin doujins so damn good? No other girl I've obsessed over comes close

>>153583744
>Megumin will go back to being dirt poor, hungry, and not being able to do explosions if Kazuma leaves her.
Read or re-read the volumes. Whenever they defeat a demon army boss they split the bounty in 4 so megumin has literally several million of eris. She is also famous in the country and will have no problem finding another party.

>>153585277
If he matures = no more comical misadventures
him getting with the hardheaded girl that will not learn anything but how to explode things = comical misadventures for ever. Aqua wants to eventually get serious, do what they came to do and leave and darkness just wants to end up in a doujin.

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>>153585420
thank you bro

>>153553202
That expression though.

>>153561805
He's hung like a twelve year old

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>almost never attracted to lolis
>can't stop busting a nut to Megumin

Explain this

>>153586388
There are some twelve year old Africans with a penis bigger than your arm, anon.

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>>153586495
>ywn see Aqua get blacked

>>153582513
I want to buy an Iphone now. Is this their new marketing technique?

>>153586388
Well, she's like 13 isn't she? that should be enough.
>>153586495
Why would you know that?

>>153586475
She's an honest to goodness teenager.

>>153552704
>doujin with megumin
>she cums
>kazuma cums
>Kazuma screams EXPLOSION
>megumin stomache buldge
>allahu akbar
>whole town explodes
>it was just a succubus deal
>kuzuma still satisfied

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Megumin is scary.

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>>153587172
>it was just a succubus deal

Pretty similar

https://exhentai.org/g/1026755/7d8e461955/

>>153587988
You misspelled "sexy"

>>153586797

No, because the new ones don't have headphone jacks.

>>153588418
It comes with a little adapter, meaning you can use headphones, but you can't both use headphones and charge at the same time.

>>153588458
What? That's dumb. What if I want to listen to shit while charging it?

>>153559098
>the end of the WN?
I might be retarded, I didn't even know there was w eb novel

>>153588565
Apple says you can't, so you won't you faggot nerd.

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>>153588229

>>153589237
She's almost 14!

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>>153589347

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>>153584755
LN spoilers
Megumin accidentally released a sealed evil god when she was a child. The god was split into two and one half, in the form of a giant beast, attacked her. The other half, a sexy woman with huge knockers, saved her with Explosion and then asked Megumin how she could repay her for breaking the seal. Megumin wanted to get huge tits but the woman couldn't do that. Megumin asked to be taught Explosion instead. So she basically thinks of Explosion as the coolest spell ever because the woman left such a huge impression on her when she was young.

>>153551245
g.j
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNLGdemfH7s

>>153584888
Most of all animu is an adaptation of some work. Calling out secondaries is pretty stupid. What, do you read all the LN trash when even more anime is confirmed? Consuming the source material is great, but it usually leads me to not pick up their adaptations.

>>153585185
Arnold is so old I feel bad.

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>>153551245
Sheathe Excalibur in Avalon

>>153588418
good, Mages, Goddesses and Knights don't poop anyway.

>>153588418
Nani??

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>>153590082

>>153590527
That bath must be cold.

>>153561682
Kazuma said his rule is that he doesn't have interest in anyone over 2 years younger than him, and Megumin just barely made it in since she turns 14 not very long after she joins the party iirc

Iris is his imouto, not a romantic interest, and Chris isn't a loli in any shape or form, she's just flat.

Anime follows the WN


Aqua wins the Kazuma, no need for S3

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Tell her to get off me and go make some friends.

If Yunyun can, so can she.

>>153580101
>kill her.
I am not that fucked up.

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>>153591417

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>>153551245
Ask where Aqua-sama is

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KAZUMA KAZUMA

>>153592754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-w2rw1HPHI

>>153555281
Saliva is 99% water and 1% enzymes that dissolve sugar

>>153551245
Explode my dick.

someone please do me a solid and post Darkness's version of this image >>153564741

>>153594080
There's no Darkness version. Someone has to care first to make one.

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>>153552723
There's a better KonoSuba doujin
https://exhentai.org/g/915493/f90dc77d28/

be happy that someone else cares enough for me they shed tears

How does Megumin know about excalibur?

Is she from the real world?

>>153596841
Is the site down? Can't seem to login.

>>153597616
A previous hero brought it to that world.

Naaa but seriously. I asked that same question soon as it happened

>>153597616
The better question is why did she name his sword Chunchunmaru, but his dick Excalibur?

>>153597688
because pulling it out of Megumin's pussy would be just as hard

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um, anon-kun would you be so kind in helping me? even scraps of food would help!

>>153597895
I know you're a trap, sorry but I must kill you.

>>153597688
Megumin thinks Chunchunmaru is a good name, so she probably thinks excalibur is underachieving.

>>153582653
Faggot.

>>153597895
Reminder that Kazuma merciless killed her for xp

>>153597924
further supplemented by the fact that excalibur is actually real in universe but the crimson demons use it for random shit like a clothes hanger

>>153598079
I would too.

Aqua is obviously going to win.
>in the ova Aqua literally fucked Kazuma in the ass
Megumin fags BTFO really can't recover from this fact.

>>153598079
Gotta save Yunyun from herself.

>>153597688
Because somebody hat do prevent him from giving the best name to his crappiest weapon.

>>153598175
water is not a sexual partner, it's a sex toy at best.

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>>153551245
Ask her where Yunyun's at. She can tag along, too.

>>153598508
Yunyun pls.

>>153598508
no one asked you Yunyun.

>>153551429
who is the artist
apologies

>>153598783
If only there were some sort of image searching service. One specialized in fanart that gives results in sites that meticulously tag every image.

>>153598674
>>153598714
Let me try that again.
I just want to marry Yunyun.

>>153598855
whew I actually forgot about that because I'm only ever searching manga pages

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>>153598855
Just report him.

>>153598855
Thanks it was easy I'm just dumb and forgot

kissu~