>wake up from death and see this
It's not the fact he wanted to start a new life, but the fact that he was acting like a spoiled brat.
> "Oh this life is too hard so I want to be a smart handsome man with a cute oneesan and loving parents and good money and I want my imouto to be adorable and huggable kkthx Eris bai"
>Darkness is the biggest slut in theory, with Megumin being the purist
>Darkness is actually the most pure in practice, and Megumin is the sluttiest
I'm really not getting what you guys are driving at.
I dunno if it's the best doujin ever made, but it's close.
All this talk of Holy Swords and Excalibur in the last day - it's clear that I've become popular in the public eye once again, as always happens with the passing of time.
Gather round and hear my legend, which dates back to the twelfth century...
But he struck a pose instead of dodging the princess and prevented Megumin from casting explosion.
Gap moe. There's nothing more pure than a virgin slut.
Saliva is an aphrodisiac. Considering you wouldn't know, you'd be surprised how carried away you can get just from kissing.
Imagine being Eris when your world is in peril and your Senpai says "Relax kid, I got this" and you see her """""hero""""" and he's nothing but a scumbag with the most confusing fetishes possible.
On top of having an outfit that hits all my fetishes, I think another reason I'm so physically attracted to Megumin (despite almost never being into lolis) is her posture. She's not curvy in the traditional sense, but she's always arcing her back in some direction which creates the illusion of having a better hourglass shape than she actually does.
It also causes me to imagine how flexible she'd be in bed.
This is dumb. It's obvious Aqua is going to get the dick.
Is it just me or has Mugumin gotten really lewd this season? Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
It's pretty obvious. The only reason it isn't more is because she was gone whenever they were in that dungeon.
I always wondered what was the moment she started falling for him
>has lots of money (she is poor herself)
>respects your wishes to become the most powerful explosion mage in the world
>carries you home every day
>weak enough to counter-bully
He's Megumin's ideal man. Mind you, he is also Lalatina's and Aqua's ideal man too. It's just that only Megumin is smart enough to realize it.
>has lots of money (she is poor herself)
She didn't give a shit when he was 6 feet under debt.
you're overselling how much he's her ideal man. Prior to meeting kazuma she pretty much would have fallen in love with anyone who indulged her explosion fetish and fed her. He does both.
But you're right, he checks a lot of "extra" boxes for her. Like how he can out chunni the crimson demon tribe members, how he is willing to fight dirty (she is nothing but dirty fighting), REALLY indulges her explosion fetish.
Even when you've buffed your hit chance to 99%, the RNG can still fuck you. That's XCOM baby.
Besides, it gave him the opportunity to chat with second-best girl, so you could consider it a blessing in disguise.
>tfw you want to question Megumin not dipping into the mana regen skill department but realize that breaks her one-shot nuke character
She didnt fall for him, she established feeling over a longer period of time. However, its pretty safe to assume that him
reallocating all her points into explosion magic and its out put made him score so infinitely high that he has to pull a lot of shady shit to ever not be loved by her.
I've been wondering about this for a while, but is there a skill that reduce the mana cost of spells so Megumin can cast another explosion or at least still be able to walk after casting it?
Her whole character design is a nuke, and being a Chuuni, she knows this and embraces it to the point of finding a sense of pleasure when expelling every ounce of mana on a single cast of explosion.
She'd rather spend all her points leveling up Explosion than anything else, even says so on her player card in the show.
This is actually the most accurate french kissing scene I've ever seen in nipland.
I don't know what's the deal with Japan and hiding any traces of lips when a kiss happens.
It's physically impossible for a human to cast two explosions, Megumin already has ultra genius tier MP. The only possible result would be not collapsing after the fact, thus wasting a lot of points that could be used reducing cast time or powering up the explosion.
>My heartbeat was not caused by my sexual urges.
>I thought and thought on, and finally arrived at a resolution.
>—No problem, I have a house, and I have money.
>I will definitely be able to live well with Megumin.
Why is Aqua so incompetent? She's the most useless character.
Megumin is pure? After she stripped kazuma naked part because she wanted to shock Kazuma into coming back, part because she wanted to see the D while she was at it. Just scribbling excalibur to his stomach won't make aqua too embarrased to talk about it.
Please post a study. Pretty please. Quick google gives me nothing but a clickbait article about saliva containing testosterone.
>push megumeme off me
>ask to see darkness
>remove avalon from my excalibur
>show darkness my noble phantasm as many times as possible until I need dolphins to do it again
I can't figure out why some people think that Megumin won't win .
She is the best girl in konosuba.
>What volume was Kazuma crowned the king of chuunibyou? I'd love to see it animated
it was a sidestory released after vol 10. Megumin takes him to a crimson demon chuuni catchphrase showdown to show off how fucking cool she is (yes, she's stupid in love with him). Of course Kazuma BTFO the whole showdown to such an extent, not only does he unanimously get the trophy for no.1 but megumin is begging him to REPEAT the catchphrase because it was SO FUCKING COOL (per her tastes)
Meanwhle kazuma is thinking "too easy, get on my level scrub!"
Imagine being Aqua and realising your kouhai is an incompetent brat that wouldn't have the decency to at least give someone from her world a cheat item/skill and that you end up having to do her job while she's busy playing thief with some noble kid.
I guess for Eris the only worshipper worth playing with is a noble huh? Fuck those poor peasant huh?
Unlike the Axis cult that accept everyone, Eris cult sure is a bunch of elitist pricks.
No specific scene I guess. I think love happened when you interact with someone a whole lot especially when that someone live together with you and you don' have much other friend.
But I don't know.
Hug her and promise her I won't die again. Days later marry her. Weeks later make her pregnant. Months later my beautiful daughter with her would be born. Years later hug her and tell her sorry because I won't be able to keep my promise.
I want to use a limp Megumin as a body pillow?
>mfw I never noticed it either
>I am dumber than Aqua
Suicide is an option
>still no complete scan
Why is this allowed?
I don't blame him for wanting to start a new life. But if I were in his position I would probably ditch the girls, take 1/4 of the money, and skip town. They cause nothing but problems for him and they have all betrayed him to save themselves. He could do better with better friends and he doesn't deserve his reputation.
>Megumin casts explosion
>Drain touch from Aqua
>Megumin casts second explosion
>Drain touch from Wiz
>Megumin casts third explosion
Have they tried this yet? Megumin would be so happy, and probably sopping wet.
If mana is something that can be drained and transferred, it should also be able to get stored.
Kazuma needs to invent something to store mana in so he can recharge his Megumin on the road
Did Kazuma just do it out of the goodness of his heart? Is her happiness really more important to him than a useful party?
>there were always two paths to mana. A person could gain mana through sexual means or through violence
I think you know how that would work
I thought this did happen, but he only managed to allow Megumin to cast a second explosion in the same day (which was one of her wishes/dreams iirc).
It was even more intimate, she gave him her skill card, allowing him complete control over what skills she would learn to be useful.
>Drain-touching your own mana into your pet for later usage
If I had 40 million Eris in the bank, I'd gladly blow 5 million on them and let Megumin fire off 6 in a row. She'd be my waifu for laifu.
I want to be rich and popular like Kazuma
Well, Darkness doesn't really need him, since she has money and can find another party that needs a tank to absorb damage. She even has Chris to be her friend when she gets lonely.
Aqua kinda needs him because she is special needs child, but is far too retarded to realize that.
Megumin will go back to being dirt poor, hungry, and not being able to do explosions if Kazuma leaves her. She also can't compete with YunYun in the womanhood competition without him.
Maru really means circle. Chun-chun sounds like chew-chew in English and Japanese chuuuu (sound of kissing). But in Japanese, actual sound effect for munching is mogumogu or something like that.
Why do people want so much Megumin to "win"? There's no winning if she ends up with Kazuma, he's a total scumbag.
I mean, he's funny as hell, but if I don't think it would be a good idea to just give him a cute romantic ending, it doesn't make sense to his character, at least for now. Maybe he mature in the future, but right now I just want to see his comical misadventures.
>Megumin will go back to being dirt poor, hungry, and not being able to do explosions if Kazuma leaves her.
Read or re-read the volumes. Whenever they defeat a demon army boss they split the bounty in 4 so megumin has literally several million of eris. She is also famous in the country and will have no problem finding another party.
If he matures = no more comical misadventures
him getting with the hardheaded girl that will not learn anything but how to explode things = comical misadventures for ever. Aqua wants to eventually get serious, do what they came to do and leave and darkness just wants to end up in a doujin.
>almost never attracted to lolis
>can't stop busting a nut to Megumin
it was just a succubus deal
Megumin accidentally released a sealed evil god when she was a child. The god was split into two and one half, in the form of a giant beast, attacked her. The other half, a sexy woman with huge knockers, saved her with Explosion and then asked Megumin how she could repay her for breaking the seal. Megumin wanted to get huge tits but the woman couldn't do that. Megumin asked to be taught Explosion instead. So she basically thinks of Explosion as the coolest spell ever because the woman left such a huge impression on her when she was young.
Most of all animu is an adaptation of some work. Calling out secondaries is pretty stupid. What, do you read all the LN trash when even more anime is confirmed? Consuming the source material is great, but it usually leads me to not pick up their adaptations.
Kazuma said his rule is that he doesn't have interest in anyone over 2 years younger than him, and Megumin just barely made it in since she turns 14 not very long after she joins the party iirc
Iris is his imouto, not a romantic interest, and Chris isn't a loli in any shape or form, she's just flat.
Tell her to get off me and go make some friends.
If Yunyun can, so can she.
There's a better KonoSuba doujin
um, anon-kun would you be so kind in helping me? even scraps of food would help!
Ask her where Yunyun's at. She can tag along, too.
How can a chuuni be so cute
That doesn't help. All google shows is car advertisements and some wiki page about a long lost island in Arthurian legend.
While the latter fits more it still doesn't make any sense in the context you people keep using it in.
Yunyun is the star of the show.
he wishes for her to come live with them. So he gets two goddesses
Truly living the dream
I DON'T MIND IF THEY'RE PADDED
I'm willing to bet Megumin had nothing to do with it.
I bet Aqua did it and was just blaming her
Kazuma knows what he wants: lots and lots of bitches.
The big beast was Chomusuke. Wolbach (big tits lady) sealed its power which weakened him greatly and turned him into a little kitty, then put it back into the sealing cube that megumin solved. Later, Megumin's younger sister solved the cube again, letting loose Chomusuke, but in his weakened state he got his ass whooped by mini megumin.
Dude, this. I think it's legit just her character. She's Chuuni, but unlike with that one super popular Chuuni animu Megmumin isn't even remotely cringe.
At least hebe is way less degenerate, right? I mean, it's practically fucking normal biologically.
>At least hebe is way less degenerate, right? I mean, it's practically fucking normal biologically.
biologically it's perfectly normal, it's culturally where you run afoul. So don't go around fucking teenagers if you're a grown up ok?
Because the red eyes are just brownish yellow?
>meet person with legit red eyes
>only notice them because said person is albino as fuck
>she has to wear sunscreen in the winter, and reeks of it
red eyes are attractive only in 2d
Preorders are guaranteed, rankings move throughout time. I don't see what you're defending here
We've already reached #4
Come on, you're still defending this? we've reach #4 and have massive guaranteed preorders
>have to be so insecure you have to use muh animation against DEEN of all studios
Konoshitters will eat whatever their favorite animation studio shit.
If Konoshitba S3 would be animated in stickman cartoon style, they'll still buy it because it's "funnier and more comedic" that way lmao
> ***,*59位/***,*63位 (**5,470 pt) [*,259予約] 2017/03/24 この素晴らしい世界に祝福を! 2第1巻限定版 [Blu-ray]
> ***,144位/***,154位 (**2,412 pt) [*,*64予約] 2017/04/26 幼女戦記 1 [Blu-ray]
> ***,283位/***,270位 (***,925 pt) [*,*62予約] 2017/04/26 【Amazon.co.jp限定】幼女戦記 1( 全巻購入特典:「ターニャ・デグレチャフ少尉、戦勝記念肖像画(アニメ描き下ろしイラスト使用 キャンバスアート)」引換シリアルコード付 ) [Blu-ray]
> ***,472位/***,417位 (**1,764 pt) [*,*66予約] 2017/03/24 【Amazon.co.jp限定】この素晴らしい世界に祝福を! 2第1巻限定版 (全巻購入特典:アニメ描き下ろしイラスト使用全10巻(1期&2期)収納BOX」引換シリアルコード付) [Blu-ray]
> ***,501位/***,509位 ○ (**1,025 pt) [*,*36予約] 2017/03/24 この素晴らしい世界に祝福を! 2第1巻限定版 [DVD]
> **2,293位/**3,713位 ○ (***,252 pt) [*,**0予約] 2017/04/26 幼女戦記 1 [DVD]
Where are you getting those from?
Yeah, like an anime that does a recap in the middle on 1 cour have any chance of getting Season 2
The fact that it was number four before and now it has significantly dropped outside top fifty doesn't bother you?
Konosubastard more delusional than usual!