KO NO SU BA

>>153547854

Nope

>>153547854
Yes, she has. She wants the Kazudick, everyone knows that

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How old is she?

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>>153549516
Still, nobody has posted proof.

Megumin is pure until proven otherwise.

>>153549814
45

>>153549862
Very ripe age for consensual sex!

>>153549857

>>153547854
>KO NO SU BA
I want to slap your shit you fucking idiot.

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I started watching this show today (currently at the end of S1) expecting Megumin to be the best girl like /a/ said, but I fell for Aqua instead.

What now?

>>153550666
Don't worry anon, shit taste doesn't kill.

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>>153550666
She only gets better

>>153550666
>fell for Aqua
>666

>>153550666
How does it feel knowing your wife is dumber than a post?

>>153547854

please just spell it konosuba so it can be ctrl+f'd with ease, thanks

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>>153550734
Good to know.

>>153550738
I'll take it as a good omen. Hail Satan.

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MUH

>>153550666
>I fell for Aqua

well you get to learn all about the axis church in the next 4 episodes, and learn why no one who is say, is in love with, or wants to be within 40 miles of someone who worships your "waifu"

yes, the axis cult is just PERFECT for a goddess with an INT stat of 1.

>>153551720
> well you get to learn all about the axis church in the next 4 episodes
> When blue boards turn into Axis shitposting central
Oh boy. I can't wait.

>>153551837
HIDE AXIS THREADS
IGNORE AXIS POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO AXIS POSTERS

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TINY

>>153552408
JAP

I just watched the episode and now I want to marry Eris. She's pretty much perfect.

>>153552590
She has no tits and would probably die in childbirth. Kinda risky bet.

>>153552590
except she has been stripped of her underwear in front of lowly humans more than once

she's not eligible for marriage anymore, anon

Iris is the true best girl. Kazuma's VA agrees.

>>153552648
She still has bigger tits than Megumi, and her hips looked fine for children.

>>153552655
But no one knows it was her, so it's okay, also in a pervert who gets off to that kind of play.

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>>153552686
>entire appeal of the series is not having boring generic moeblob girls
>liking Iris above all

Why even start watching Konosuba if this is your taste

>>153552408

Not fair, you can judge a penis when is soft.

>>153552805
Iris is for marriage and the main trio for having fun

>Kaz got a katana
>it was too long
>he made it into a tanto instead of a wakizashi
Fucking explain this bullshit, or I drop.

>>153552864
He only put points in short blades.

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>>153552805
I don't get it either
Eris and Iris are the kind of girls you can find in any other generic LN,

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>>153552745
Her hips are similar to those of a 10y old boy.

>>153552889
But the katana is part of the peace time daisho while the tanto is part of the war time daisho.

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WHERE MY /A/XIS CULT NIGGAS AT

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>>153552842
>this is what dicklets actually believe

When will they learn?

>>153552982
Fuck off weeb.

>>153552996
>>153552842
wasn't there a study that said women actually
judge more harshly based on flaccid size than erect size?

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>>153547854
She has a tattoo. I've never seen anyone post a passage from the WN proving it says Avalon though. I think in the LNs they mention every Crimson Demon gets a number tattoo at birth. Yunyun's is in an embarrassing place.

>>153553160
Knowing what she wears and the fact that we couldn't see it yet, it must be around her butthole.

>>153553092
Flaccid penises arent very aesthetic, if you were to judge them its their ugly looks not their size.

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>>153552686
I will never understand Irisfags. It seems we are destined to be enemies.

>>153553092
Women are retarded.

>>153553305

Lewd mutual head patting

>>153553092
>study says that women actually judge

>>153553275
Megumin's is on her butt somewhere, but it could be a tramp stamp or on a cheek or something. Yunyun's is probably under one of her cowtits or her inner thigh or something. Then again, official art might just be holding back because the author hasn't actually stated what the tattoos look like or where they are in the LNs.

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>>153553393
>Hand holding while wishing for everyone to be together
>Non-sexual sleeping together
>Mutual hair stroking

Somebody stop these lewd konosubas. Their sickness might spread.

>>153553419
>they get tattoo at birth
>someone at the the crimson village put tattoos on the buttcheeks and inner thighs of newborn baby girls
Reminder that this show was written by a woman.

>>153552963
Eris at least serves the purpose of being Aqua's foil.

>>153550666
You made the patrician's choice, well done.

>>153552332
I'm looking forward to "who could be behind this post" pics.
IT'S JUST FUCKING WATER
CAN'T YOU SEE? ARE YOU BLIND?
W A T E R! A Q U A

>>153552963
Most moeblobs won't slay a dragon for you. Some will but not all

>>153553092
Please dont make this another penis thread.

>>153552853
>having a boring wife you can't have fun with

>>153553092
rip me, mine can go inwards sometimes when flaccid.

>>153552408
It funny that it got melted at one point and aqua have to regenerated/recreated it and kazuma was checking if it got smaller but maybe aqua might have given him an upgrade.

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>>153552332
>>153551837
>>153551720
Arm yourself with this image

>>153554059

Better than a abortion thread.

>>153552408
What a fucking cunt. You don't just laugh at a man's penis like that you stupid bitch. How many dicks has that cocksucker sucked to fucking show this kind of reaction.

>author: Natsume Akatsuki (a fucking woman)
>for males- comedy (a fucking woman making a comic book for men)

That little fuckface should have her head smashed to the fucking ground. Couldn't expect any better from a WOMAN zipperhead writing to be quite honest senpai.

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>>153554182
Why that anonymous poster sure looks beautiful and intelligent.

>>153554470
t. microdick poster

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Enough dicks, post semen demons

>>153554470
t.nihonjin

>>153554276
I'm at loss of what you mean by this.

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>>153554738

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>>153550666
>>153550955
Impressive numerals.

>>153552985
How crazy is the Axis cult?

>>153554922
They are scammers, not crazy.

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>>153554922

AXIS CULTISTS ARE GOOD KIND PEOPLE WHO ARE PERSECUTED

I'd just like to inform that all who insult Aqua shall suffer divine retribution so their toilets won't flush anymore.

>>153554738
I just realized but that's the pose she's doing on the bed while I'm fucking her while holding down one of her arms.

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>>153554877

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>>153554470
The towel drop and laugh are anime original.

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>>153554470

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>>153554922
They throw rocks at the Eris cult's church. Then they go through its bread line multiple times to get bread to hand out in the name of the Axis cult. Their doctrine is basically "do whatever you want all the fucking time, don't worry about the consequences. Also praise Aqua."

>>153555472
Sounds like Aqua alright.

>>153554470
man how little of a dick do you have to get this buttblasted

>>153555472
You forgot the:
>Piss on a grave to make sure the dead don't rise again
>FUCK UNDEAD

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>>153555472
Sounds pretty good to me. praise Aqua

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>>153555735
Yeah, I forgot it. That's not so different from Eris cult apparently though.

>Demon or Undead? Off with their head!
>Living or Divine? Sounds just fine!

In the WN Eris wins right?
Is there a LN winner already though?

>>153553160

I don't recall this being in the novel. You remember which one it came from?

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>>153556087
WN from what I've gathered is
>The gang is still pretty much hanging out at the mansion/doing their thing
>Megumin gets Yunyun to teleport her to the Demon Lord's castle every day for explosion
>Duckness waiting for Kazuma's proposal
>Aqua being Aqua
>Kazuma registered Eris' chamber as a teleport destination and goes to hang out

AKA status quo end. LN isn't over yet.

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>>153549814
>>153549862
She's fast for a christmas cake.

>>153556153

Vol 5, Chapter 2, part 6

>>153550666
Good choice, Satan-kun.

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>>153556231
>>153549814
SAME PERSON

>>153556231
> very fast guildmaster finding quests at incredible hgih speed

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>>153556153
Megumin's tattoo is mentioned in the bath scene, Kazuma sees it through a gap in her towel. Megumin threatens to reveal the location of Yunyun's tattoo in volume 5 part 2. Yunyun is shit talking Explosion Magic.

>>153556197

Kazuma told Aqua that he wants to make a harem, she gets angry (I wonder why) and kicks him out of the house and tells him to come back after he cools his head.

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>>153554922
Axis are beautiful innocent children! Eris cultist spread bad rumours about them, because they don't like when Axis tries to get ahead.
But the poor, honest and hard working Axis cultists need only faith in Aqua to be good humans.

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>>153556345

>>153556345
>Axis are beautiful innocent children! Eris cultist spread bad rumours about them, because they don't like when Axis tries to get ahead.

Sounds like a bunch of niggers

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>>153556345

>>153554470
Acorn-dick, confirmed.

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>>153554470

>>153556515
I unironically love this part
The animation is cute and expressive
I don't even think Aqua is best but that part was pretty good

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>>153555472
That sounds like my kind of religion.
Praise Aqua!

>>153556515
>>153556694
What sort of DEEN magic is this?

>>153554470
Bub the smirk was added in anime only as a visual gag and it worked very well. Take some deep breaths and count to ten or something man.

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>>153556694
Yeah I'm a Meguminfag but Aqua's ridiculous voice acting and tantrums are what got me watching the show and reading all the stuff. The entire main cast is great and I like the goofy animation.

>>153550666
You have good taste. Ignore the reddit trash pushing Megameme.

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>>153555472
7th doctrine of the Axis Cult:
>Thou shall not want. Eat today, even if it is from anothers plate, for tomorrow you may starve. Drink today, for tomorrow you may not
Aqua embodies hedonism and her followers honor her through that.

>>153554470
Oh /r9k/, you and your inferiority complex.

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>>153552996
Contrary to what you might believe, dicks tend to get bigger when they're erect. Chalk up your apparent extensive experience with cocks to sheer coincidence I suppose.

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someone translate this from wn pls i can't read moon

How does Aqua feel about ass worship?
Asking for a friend.

>>153553092
Well, dicks are flaccid most of the time.

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Megumin has no friends. Yunyun said it herself so it must be true

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>>153557331
Dear Megumin.
You are a faggot and I'm leaving you in the woods to starve.
Have to run, Aqua and I are going to the tavern.
Hope you understand.

>>153557334
She wears invisible underwear so perverts can't have their satisfaction.
>perverts look under her skirt
>jokes on them- no panties!
>just a vagina and a freshly shaved asshole

>>153549814
Will she win the Kazuma?

Have you accepted Aqua as your saviour?

>>153557754
What a strange way to type ERIS

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I didn't think Yunyun was this mean-spirited.

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>>153557696

She might get a splode by the real winner.

>>153554922
They are all literally Aqua-lite even down to the attract undead thing

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>>153557785
>Yunyun self inserting at Megumin
Sad, Kazuma should have had her join the party. I know he asks her once and she autistically runs off. It's a shame too, she is the only Crimson Demon I like and don't want to brutally die.

>>153557790
Is she and Kazuma still going out?

>>153552842
>>153552996
>Penis being soft even though he's showing to such a fine, breeding material
Gay

>>153557878
Do the dieties even influence their followers?

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>>153557878

Aqua never once scammed people into worshipping her

>>153557940
Maybe, if they are as fanatically obsessed as the Axis cult

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>>153557953
Neither did Aqua EVER paint lizards in bright colors and sell them to children as dragons.

>>153554738
AZURE LIGHTNING Yunyun is CUTE

I hope we get to see Darkness eat her food out of a dog bowl on the floor, in Aqualand.
That was fun

>>153554791

I I I
I I I_

How much INT Aqua have again?

>>153557463

I wish they wouldn't cut those parts short. It would have been funny to hear Yunyun say it.

>>153557785
>finally get accepted by clan mates
>too embarrassed at the nicknames they give her
Yunyun is just eternally suffering

>>153558137
l l i
l l l_

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Just imagine how badly other anime would have handled this situation.

>>153558168
They put the the full thing online eventually.

>>153558309
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

damegami

>>153558309
This was absolutely flawless execution.

>>153558309
Mayo from Akiba Strip would sniff his dick while Niwaka would just smile happily.

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>>153558309
Well Aqua is hedonism personified. No doubt she has had sex quite a bit. Don't think Kazumas teenage dick scares her very much

>>153558393
Mayo only wants Tamotsu's dick.

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>>153557463
Jesus fucking christ. Why would anyone on this earth make something pathetic like this?
Stop bullying yunyun!

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>>153558309
>boy next door flashes his penis
>she smiles
>sucks his dick
>pulls off her underwear
>her penis is slightly smaller than his
>bareback anal dungeon master

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>>153556313
>>153556515
You really need to stop spamming this meme at every given opportunity before it reaches "delete this" levels of cancer. It's pretty close already, that's why I'm warning you.

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>>153556730
It's the magic of DEEN actually trying.

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>>153556515
This face she makes when she cries gets me every time.

>>153558569
Why do DEEN only operate in extremes?
Either they have a beautiful scene with exceptionally expressive faces or it looks like a toddler got hold of a box of crayons and went to town.
There's no in between

>>153555472
Sounds like worshipping Aqua is the right decisions

>>153558569
It's the magic of a good animator. Any studio can get good animators on their production depending on the circumstances and staff involved. You people place way too much importance on studio names.

>>153558309
Are you going to post this in every single Konosuba thread from now on?

>>153558497
Does Kazuma also get Yunyun?

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>>153550666
How do you feel about being in love with a character that's actually canonically mentally retarded?

>>153558895
People love dick jokes for some reason.

>>153554470
Woah there, although Natsume sounds a bit like a girl name, I've looked around, and there is no proof the the author is a girl.

>>153558776
>Why do DEEN only operate in extremes?
They don't, you're an idiot.

>>153558954
>Woah there, although Natsume sounds a bit like a girl name, I've looked around, and there is no proof the the author is a girl.
the author is a girl.
Jesus Christ the autism on /a/ is brain numbing. No wonder there are so many axis cultists around.

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>>153558930
Stupid girls need love, too.

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>>153550666
>I fell for Aqua
Could be worse

>>153559110
The author is probably a dude pretending to be a girl.

>>153559110
>/a/ustism
>/a/xis
Coincidence? I think not.

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>>153558990
>They don't, you're an idiot.
Don't get it

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>>153556301
No, just sameface.

>>153558424

I never got the impression that Aqua sluts herself around. It's not as if she lacks for opportunity, but I'm struggling to think of a time where she ever even looked at another guy. She barely even pays attention to Mitsurugi and he's far more handsome than Kazuma.

The fact she didn't seem to know what he was doing, rustling at night, seems kinda innocent really. But then, they've gone both ways on that- considering how she brings it up.

Anyhow, I figured she was laughing at Megumin's joke. She gets a good look at Kazuma's cock after the hydra and makes no comment about it.

>>153559314
That's not even same face

Avalon is not Excalibur's scabbard you CUNTS

fatefags eat shit REEEEEE

>>153552408
Let us have a moment of silence for our brave man's honor.

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Something about this line made me wonder what kind of random conversations and stories the party talks about every day.

>>153549969

>fire dereted

>>153559184
That is verboten under the Eugenikprogramm.

>>153550666
>best girl like /a/ said

Silly anon, all of the girls are best girl.

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>>153560136

Avalon was the true and final resting place of Excalibur.

She's not calling herself Kazuma's sheathe, she's calling herself his destination.

>>153559710
Well, she is a goddess, human bodies may not impress her at all. And since she is a god of water she may have seen a lot of people bathing.

>>153558166

Average for her level - 30% - Axis cult aura debuff.

Below average.

>>153559710
it was the anime which made her innocent, in the manga and the ln she teases Kazuma for jerkin it next to her

>>153554470
Why are you so triggered though? Is it because you got a microdick?

>>153559710
>>153560946
Face it, Aqua's thought process is just so godlike that you are simply unable to comprehend her. A goddess has no need to worry herself over something as insignificant as a human penis!

>>153561074
It's might be less of her being innocent and more of her literally being unable to see a human in a sexual way.

In some previous thread someone mentioned that she may see humans the way we see animals.

>>153558537
FUCK you.

>>153561142
Aqua get out!

>>153560914
A little girl shouldn't have hips like that.

>>153561167

Except she gets pissed off when Kazuma says he can't find her attractive at all (she was accusing him of wanting to attack her in he sleep, he says with her it'd be impossible)

So she clearly wants to be desired by Kazuma. Whether she desires him is a little ambiguous however, I've always thought she does, but it's not entirely clear.

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>>153561271
Why if even younger girls can?

>>153561320
Considering the way she acts, i wouldn't be surprised if she just wants him to desire her and not the other way around, since she's a goddess and thinks she deserves the attention.

>>153561320
That's just another case her her giant ego expecting everyone to think of her as great and desirable in all ways.

>>153561320
She is a goddess, gods are attention whores by definition.

>>153561271
She's not so little

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So is Darkness actually the most shy of the group?

I wonder what happened to make her put on the masochist facade.

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>>153561634
>I wonder what happened to make her put on the masochist facade.

Growing up in a noble family and always having to present yourself in an aristocratic and reserved manner. She would have turned into Diana if she did what she was taught. It's basically her way of rebelling.

>>153557331
>"I leave it to you, strongest wizard"
The second page is an artist's comment on how he loves their relationship, and while the "you are good the way you are" line is overused, cheap and annoying, when Kazuma said it it was the best, basically.

>>153552972
Eris in mortal world (Chris) is 15 yo, so her hips would be normal for her age, not too big nor too slim. But of course her chest still flat though

>>153561734
I imagine that's the case.

The fact that she lost her mother early on probably didn't help.

>>153552408
Hes got a terrible ass
Boner dead

>>153561853
There are a lot of good butts in the show already, they gotta draw the line somewhere.

>>153561634
Seeing your companion's dick is different from being thrown in a rape dungeon, tortured and defiled by monsters

>>153561419
>>153561399
>>153561398

Sure, that's one interpretation, but the point is she values his affection and attention very highly.

And only his. She didn't care at all when Mitsurugi gave her a ring, but knowing Kazuma doesn't want to yobai her made her cry.

She clearly doesn't see him as some existence under her. At the very least she wants him to want her sexually. At the most, she wants him to approach her sexually.

>>153557927
comes with her goddess aura

to make people not be interested in her


and she isnt even interested in sex anyway

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>>153561953
She only cares about his attention because he doesn't give it to her by default. Literally goddess complex

>>153561893
We talking dude butts?

Cuz if it ain't dude butts I don't want none

>>153560914
Deep

>>153561969
I'm sure nothing less than a literal thunder cock from some storm god would even get her excited. She doesn't have human standards.

>>153554131
>>153554470
>tfw grower not shower
RIP MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>153562027
Then i guess this conversation is over.
Good day, anon.

>>153562036
I dunno she seems clueless to what Kazuma is doing at night back when they slept in the stables

>>153562071
She knows but doesn't give no fucks

>>153562071
She was being coy with that "shuffling around" bit. She was shaking butt while teasing him, she knows what he was up to.

>>153562058
Fuck, Ill get my gay butts elsewhere then

Good day

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>>153562035
D E E P E S T L O R E
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>>153562109

Who Darkness daki here

>>153562123
Bakuretsu, Bakuretsu, La la Tina

>>153562109
>>153562071

She's gone both ways on it. She seemed pretty clueless about it in the dungeon. That she didn't know what he was doing and didn't look.

But she was teasing him about it earlier. So who knows. Maybe she thought he needed to pee?

>>153562187
she IS Aqua

>>153552805
She stands out when many of these girls are shit. Aqua is good and Darkness is often good or annoying, but Megumin is annoying 99% of the time and is a generic chuuni. All girls are cute though.

>>153562187
She knows in the source material

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>>153559231
Yeah, he could have fallen for Aqua.

Oh wait.

>>153562187
The thrid line Aqua ever said to Kazuma is "you can't have sex in heaven"
How accostumed to unnaturally pure anime girls do you have to be to even doubt that Aqua knew what he was doing? She just doesn't care because she is both 100k+ years old and dumb as a rock

>>153562213

Yunyun was best girl for me before Megumin started eliminating the competition. A girl willing to be honest with her feelings (to herself and the MC) and take proactive steps is what I like.

Same reason I liked Hinata over pink shit

I do always wonder why Kazuma never just invites Yunyun to join them. He knows the pain of being lonely, why not befriend her?

Doubly so for Darkness, she was miserable without friends, why not be nice to the lonely mage?

>>153562340

That's true, she obviously knows what sex is. Still, she was probably lying about everything she said

>>153557331
IIRC top is when Kazuma gave her a lot of manatite.

>>153562347
>I do always wonder why Kazuma never just invites Yunyun to join them
He does
She refuses because she is top autist

>>153562347
because megumin would throw a fit

>>153555316
why don't you have a webm of the fast eating?

>>153562347
Poor Yunyun, too strange to make friends with normal people, but not strange enough to fit in with the crimson weirdos.

>>153562213
Only Eris comes to standard of Main Heroine for kazuma. She is beauty, honest, benevolent, not retard nor annoying, but of course when it comes for demon like Aqua she has no mercy, she literally A Goddess

>>153562393
The other way around actually. Yunyun doesn't want to be pitied by her rival

>>153562387

When's that?

>>153562213
>>153562347
>A girl willing to be honest with her feelings
That's what I like about her too. Also that out of the girls she's got at least the barest hint of intelligence and self-awareness. She knows the chuuni shtick is annoying and her character build is a liability that makes her feel useless sometimes.

But then it's worth it on the rare occasion a problem CAN be solved solely by explosions.

>>153562485

They only thing with Eris, is to have to make sure to gag her when she breaks into your mansion. Otherwise you'll get nothing done.

>>153562530
why doesnt Kazuma party swap again?

>>153562550

She does take it too far sometimes though, the hot springs demon lord fight was stupid as hell when she refused to go along with the plan because she wanted to be the one to beat it. Almost got them all killed.

And she's pretty cruel to Kazuma about him falling behind in levels, when the reason he's behind is that he's covering for the three of them.

>>153562550
>the rare occasion a problem CAN be solved solely by explosions.
>rare
There has only been a couple of times the problem couldn't be solved by explosions. Megumin has the highest Demon Army general AND Demon Army grunts kill toll in the world.

>>153562172
I seriously hope they take dorkness to one of their bombsites just so they can make this joke

>>153562577
Why would he? Aqua and Megumin are ultra broken, he knows how to use them too.
Darkness is useful because nobility.

>>153562816
I dunno about megumin

with her shes practically a civilian in dungeons

>>153562844
Does Megumin need line of sight to her explosions, or could she underground-nuclear-test a dungeon?

>>153562844
They never visit a dungeon again, why would they?

>>153562882
its not strong enough to clear entire dungeons, let alone kill LALATINA in armor

>>153562571
when kazuma intentianally does peverted things to her I think his furtune would be depleted and in the end he got devine punishment.
Eris's shortages besides her small chest is The Fact that She is A Goddess. Poor kazuma

>>153562815
The fact that both Aqua and Megumin have done the "La La La" makes it possible.

I wouldn't be surprised if someone makes that pun, Kazuma didn't hesitate to tell everyone her real name, after all.

>>153562901
money

>>153562485
>She is beauty, honest, benevolent, not retard nor annoying
And she's really boring as a result
Her extreme hatred for undead is the only thing remotely interesting about her

Aqua a shit slutty waifu

>>153562919
That's peasant work
One demon general kill is worth a thousand dungeon runs

>>153562903
It's slightly inconsistent, but I'm pretty sure at least some of her blasts would be in the kiloton range. Definitely the one from the Destroyer battle.

>>153560914
But it's where Excalibur was forged in the first place. So it would be the womb Kazuma came from.

Megumin is his mother.

The Avalon meme has gone too far. THis needs to stop

>>153562981
even then Wiz' explosion was better

even without a staff to amp it

poor megumin, she'd never reach the full potential of EXPLOSIONS as a human

>>153562816
>>153562844

Pretty much this, by the time of the Hydra battle he's realised they're more effective than a normal party. I think he stops seeing then as his problem children after that?

He even sees the value of Aqua's party tricks when they get him into bed with Dorkness.

>>153562926
nah i agree that she will be boring character without her hatred for devil, but still she is oasis in the desert for Kazuma

>>153562992

I don't remember it ever being forged in Avalon. It was made by an Avalonian in Britain, far as I'm aware

>>153562919
>>153562973

Kazuma becomes a billionaire through his genius inventions, not by scouring some dank tomb for riches.

Plus Aqua is just as crap in Dungeons since she draws all the undead to her.

>>153563145
>Plus Aqua is just as crap in Dungeons since she draws all the undead to her.
too stupid to keep that turn undead on

goddamn it aqua

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>>153560744
>"Hey it's me" scam
What would that be? Like suddenly out of nowhere your mom's cousin's third uncle twice removed shows up at your doorstep and asks for a loan?

>>153563102
Nope. Right from Geoffrey of Monmouth, when he first tossed Avalon in there it was as both the Isle where Excalibur was forged and where Arthur laid to rest after he dies.

>>153562577
He does. Kazuma party swaps with Dust and Dust's party realizes that Kazuma is a great support member and we see that he's actually really good when he doesn't have to focus on taking care of three retards. Dust learns how batshit insane Kazuma's party is.

It was the first part of volume 2 but DEEN skipped it.

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>>153558537
always suspected aqua had an おちんちん.

>>153563243
Shame they skipped that, would've made for a good episode

>>153563186

Phone scam on old ladies.

>Grandma! It's me!
>Daisuke?
>Yes! Blahblahblah, robbed/in trouble need money, send here.

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>>153563186
In Glorious Nippon it's a lot easier to wire money to someone, so scammers will call old people and say "Hey, it's me."
The target will fill in the name of their grandson/whatever "oh, Keiichi? What do you need?"
Then the scammer tells them some story about why they need money (lost a briefcase full of cash for a client, whatever) and get it wired into their account.

t. Faglord fanfic reader who looked up the scam after seeing it mentioned by Aqua or whatever.

>>153557650
FUCKING. GENIUS!

>>153563391
and they say you can't learn anything from anime

>>153553160
I bet Yunyun has a womb tattoo

>>153560744
Megumin apparently teaches a lot of scam technique to the Axis cultist.
Aqua is creating the first reverse tunnel scheme/MLM/Ponzi in Axis.

>>153563309
>>153563243
I guess they didnt wanna devalue his party or something

>>153561953
Wouldn't that be Stockholm Syndrome since he did kidnap her?

>>153563522

Stockholm Syndrome doesn't exist btw

>>153563243
If my memory served me right S2 dungeon episode is also from LN vol 2 , they came to dungeon before they met Wiz, CMIIW.

>>153563581
Beauty and the Beast says bullshit.

>>153547854
She does, on her ass. Kazuma even saw it when they bathed together, but this wasn't included in the anime for some reason.

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>>153563029
How can megameme even compete?

>>153563644
I wonder why its the reason why Kazuma started "dating" her

so she would have something else to think about other then the power of her explosion and not turn into a lich

>>153563618

Neither was their awesome discussion about her not being in his strike zone.

>>153563605

Seriously though, it's based on fucking nothing. There's no proof of it anywhere and the initial case is absolutely bullshit.

>>153563486
Honestly it was probably more that they only had 10 episodes so they needed to cut corners to adapt 2 volumes.

Dust and co. don't really show up much ever or be important, besides Dust having a roll into the Darkness marriage incident iirc, so they probably figured it would be fine if they cut their introduction.

>>153563585
All the dungeon stuff and Vanir is volume 3. Also they meet Wiz in volume 1, DEEN skipped her introduction too iirc

>>153563029
That was volume 2
Current Megumin blows the competition out of the water with her insta cast super explosion, be it a titty lich or a titty destruction evil goddess

>>153563644
Wiz is used goods though.
She has ridden every single cock in the Demon Lord's army.

>>153563706
Keele's dungeon was volume 1. They revisit in volume 3 for Vanir

>>153563731
but its still just one shot


its still a stupidly pricey build

>>153563644
She's alive and isn't a walking financial disaster

>>153563758
One shot is all you need

>>153550723
If there truly was a just and righteous God, it would.

>>153563785
not with that demon king barrier

>>153563644
She actually get along really well with Aqua, that's a prove that's something is wrong with Wiz's brain.

>>153563758
>Kazuma is a billionaire
>Marries Megumeme
>Gives her Manatite crystals

Problem solved. I believe that's what they do in the WN too

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>>153563835
does it look like that this man will settle with one girl?

>>153563810
No other spell in the whole wizard tree can tickle the barrier though, so speccing into any other spell is useless in that case.
Explosion is truly the best.

>>153563851
hahaha that made me laugh anon. good job.

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>>153563851
Yes.

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>>153563644

>>153563644
By not having maggots in her vagina.

>>153553092
it's fair

99.9999% of men judge breasts by useless sacks of fat instead of how big the functional mammaries get during pregnancy and child rearing, even though breast fat is beard thickness tier in indicating literally anything

>>153563883
>dates megumin

>still chases after Eris/Chris, dotes on Iris harder

top kek

If Megameme wins then the author needs to die. Authors need to start understanding that there are consequences for their horrible decisions.

>>153563758
>>153563785
I wonder why armies of mages all with max explosion stats didn't become the dominant military strategy? It may be only one shot, but if you have a thousand Megumins you have the equivalent of a moderate nuclear arsenal in a medieval tech setting.

>>153563919
They aren't dating.

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>>153563706
Sorry, i talk about kellee dungeon episode when they met lich kellee, not yet with vanrir in LN vol 2

>>153563952
they're really really hard to raise, are very costly, and impractical for most cases

megumin herself needs a shitton of help

>>153563952
Because it takes the top genius of the genetically engineered superpowered magic clan to even cast explosion without dying in the process. It's divine tier magic.

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>>153554470
Anon.

So is Kazuma packing heat? If its a holy sword then it must be majestic or something.

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>>153563920
Yeah, god forbid a relationship to naturally flourish instead of bullshiting "first girl" or whatever you wish to self insert with into victory in the last 30 pages of the story.

>>153564096
megumin and lalatina are both ready to fug and have kids

>>153563748
>>153563585
Yeah I went back and checked, Keele's dungeon was chapter 2 of volume 2.

I can see them skipping it in season 1 since it was just set up for something that wouldn't happen until season 2 and they didn't even know if there would be one. Since they skipped it before they had to do it now since it sets up into Vanir.

>>153563851
YunYun will win the Kazumabowl

>>153563996
But support logistics is basically what organized militaries are for. Costly and dependent but powerful weapons are exactly the sort of thing that a government-sized force would be able to monopolize.

>>153564004
That is more of a problem.

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>>153564172
She is not even on the race.

>>153564106
first relationship isnt a good sign either

just see kuroneko

>>153564189
You are so naive

>>153564194
That's one example, of a novel called "My little sister can't be this cute", which only draw was relationship drama, written by an incest fetishist otaku.
They are nothing alike, what the fuck

>>153564109
Megumin's just 13yo in the begining of the story and 14 in the lastest LN

>>153564362
She's almost 15 and of marriable age.
Willing to marry too.

>>153564172
She has vanir dude
Perhaps you wanna get cursed?

>>153560136
Not according to chuu2 logic.

>>153564447
Vanir is asexual and only cares about those negative feelios
He would never ruin his foodsource like that

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Why is Aqua so incompetent? So useless.

>>153563644
Honestly, those cowtits are absolutely disgusting.
Even Megumin and Iris looks better.

>>153563835
>Marries Megumeme

Delusional retards strike again

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>>153564172
>Yunyun
>Winning anything EVER AGAIN

She won once with titty growth. She will never win again. Even when she became Yunyun of the Azure Lightning she lost in the end because she's too weird to accept her culture.

>>153564489
That's not what i mean, she be friend with vanir so that other guy especially Dust would never does something suspicious to her.

>>153564606
I'd imagine Yunyun's shit luck rivals even Aqua.

>>153564616
Dust doesn't give a fuck about that

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When's best Megumin coming back?

>>153564630
Her shit luck just influenced 'friends'

>>153564667
As much as I appreciate the legs, I feel like this would be cuter and make more sense with a pair of poofy, furry pants.

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>>153554470
Jesus christ my sides

>>153564667
>Heavy coat, winter hat

>skirt barely passes the crotch

Why do women do this? The sheer stupidity of it kills any sex appeal it might have had.

Comfy winter outfits are attractive too you dumb cunts

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>>153564630
That's not luck, her charisma is -1.

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>>153564711
Another easy victory for Aqua

>>153564172
But she's part of the Dust/Vanir bowl.

>>153564746
>vagina in direct contact with the snow
Yeah, sure

>>153564667
>>153564711
>>153564746
Animeonly addition.

>>153564644
Dust just being Dust, he even calls vanir Boss

>>153564810
so?

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Where did this stupid plan to "kill the king" come from anyway? Did they not properly understand the quest description? The lizards were having a race to determine the king.

Races dont end in the middle of it

>>153564833
They're dumb, anon.

>>153564711
>downtown in the middle of winter
>-10F
>girls are wearing short skirts and fishnet stockings

Why? For attention of course.

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>>153558537
>>153561188
"Do you like what you see, Kazuma?"

>>153554470
>I have a small dick: the post.

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This episode was so good holy shit. Thank you based DEEN.

>>153564833
>Races dont end in the middle of it
They do when one of the participants is assassinated.

>>153565017
You should be thanking whichever animator isn't the main, leading one. The one in charge of episode 1 and 4.

>>153564833
They are called Lizard runners. They are not an aggressive mob they are only hazardous to travelers because they are running in the plains at high speed and could possibly crash to merchant caravans, the light novel detailed this well.

Now their plan was simple, they'll kill both the leaders from afar with a snipe and the mob would naturally disperse away from the unknown enemy, what happened was AGGUA acted dumbly again and agitated the entire mob by luring with a skill it to where the party was supposedly hiding. Fucking kek.

>>153565017
>carrying 6 full steins of beer

YUNYUN STRONK AS FUCK