Megumin doesn't actually have an "Avalon" tattoo right?
Still, nobody has posted proof.
Megumin is pure until proven otherwise.
I started watching this show today (currently at the end of S1) expecting Megumin to be the best girl like /a/ said, but I fell for Aqua instead.
She only gets better
Good to know.
I'll take it as a good omen. Hail Satan.
>I fell for Aqua
well you get to learn all about the axis church in the next 4 episodes, and learn why no one who is say, is in love with, or wants to be within 40 miles of someone who worships your "waifu"
yes, the axis cult is just PERFECT for a goddess with an INT stat of 1.
She still has bigger tits than Megumi, and her hips looked fine for children.
But no one knows it was her, so it's okay, also in a pervert who gets off to that kind of play.
>entire appeal of the series is not having boring generic moeblob girls
>liking Iris above all
Why even start watching Konosuba if this is your taste
I don't get it either
Eris and Iris are the kind of girls you can find in any other generic LN,
Her hips are similar to those of a 10y old boy.
>this is what dicklets actually believe
When will they learn?
She has a tattoo. I've never seen anyone post a passage from the WN proving it says Avalon though. I think in the LNs they mention every Crimson Demon gets a number tattoo at birth. Yunyun's is in an embarrassing place.
I will never understand Irisfags. It seems we are destined to be enemies.
Megumin's is on her butt somewhere, but it could be a tramp stamp or on a cheek or something. Yunyun's is probably under one of her cowtits or her inner thigh or something. Then again, official art might just be holding back because the author hasn't actually stated what the tattoos look like or where they are in the LNs.
Hand holding while wishing for everyone to be together
Non-sexual sleeping together
Mutual hair stroking
Somebody stop these lewd konosubas. Their sickness might spread.
>they get tattoo at birth
>someone at the the crimson village put tattoos on the buttcheeks and inner thighs of newborn baby girls
Reminder that this show was written by a woman.
Arm yourself with this image
What a fucking cunt. You don't just laugh at a man's penis like that you stupid bitch. How many dicks has that cocksucker sucked to fucking show this kind of reaction.
>author: Natsume Akatsuki (a fucking woman)
>for males- comedy (a fucking woman making a comic book for men)
That little fuckface should have her head smashed to the fucking ground. Couldn't expect any better from a WOMAN zipperhead writing to be quite honest senpai.
Why that anonymous poster sure looks beautiful and intelligent.
AXIS CULTISTS ARE GOOD KIND PEOPLE WHO ARE PERSECUTED
The towel drop and laugh are anime original.
They throw rocks at the Eris cult's church. Then they go through its bread line multiple times to get bread to hand out in the name of the Axis cult. Their doctrine is basically "do whatever you want all the fucking time, don't worry about the consequences. Also praise Aqua."
Sounds pretty good to me.
Yeah, I forgot it. That's not so different from Eris cult apparently though.
>Demon or Undead? Off with their head!
>Living or Divine? Sounds just fine!
WN from what I've gathered is
>The gang is still pretty much hanging out at the mansion/doing their thing
>Megumin gets Yunyun to teleport her to the Demon Lord's castle every day for explosion
>Duckness waiting for Kazuma's proposal
>Aqua being Aqua
>Kazuma registered Eris' chamber as a teleport destination and goes to hang out
AKA status quo end. LN isn't over yet.
She's fast for a christmas cake.
Megumin's tattoo is mentioned in the bath scene, Kazuma sees it through a gap in her towel. Megumin threatens to reveal the location of Yunyun's tattoo in volume 5 part 2. Yunyun is shit talking Explosion Magic.
Axis are beautiful innocent children! Eris cultist spread bad rumours about them, because they don't like when Axis tries to get ahead.
But the poor, honest and hard working Axis cultists need only faith in Aqua to be good humans.
That sounds like my kind of religion.
Yeah I'm a Meguminfag but Aqua's ridiculous voice acting and tantrums are what got me watching the show and reading all the stuff. The entire main cast is great and I like the goofy animation.
7th doctrine of the Axis Cult:
>Thou shall not want. Eat today, even if it is from anothers plate, for tomorrow you may starve. Drink today, for tomorrow you may not
Aqua embodies hedonism and her followers honor her through that.
Contrary to what you might believe, dicks tend to get bigger when they're erect. Chalk up your apparent extensive experience with cocks to sheer coincidence I suppose.
Megumin has no friends. Yunyun said it herself so it must be true
You are a faggot and I'm leaving you in the woods to starve.
Have to run, Aqua and I are going to the tavern.
Hope you understand.
I didn't think Yunyun was this mean-spirited.
She might get a splode by the real winner.
>Yunyun self inserting at Megumin
Sad, Kazuma should have had her join the party. I know he asks her once and she autistically runs off. It's a shame too, she is the only Crimson Demon I like and don't want to brutally die.
Aqua never once scammed people into worshipping her
Neither did Aqua EVER paint lizards in bright colors and sell them to children as dragons.
Just imagine how badly other anime would have handled this situation.
Well Aqua is hedonism personified. No doubt she has had sex quite a bit. Don't think Kazumas teenage dick scares her very much
Jesus fucking christ. Why would anyone on this earth make something pathetic like this?
Stop bullying yunyun!
>boy next door flashes his penis
>sucks his dick
>pulls off her underwear
>her penis is slightly smaller than his
>bareback anal dungeon master
You really need to stop spamming this meme at every given opportunity before it reaches "delete this" levels of cancer. It's pretty close already, that's why I'm warning you.
It's the magic of DEEN actually trying.
This face she makes when she cries gets me every time.
Why do DEEN only operate in extremes?
Either they have a beautiful scene with exceptionally expressive faces or it looks like a toddler got hold of a box of crayons and went to town.
There's no in between
It's the magic of a good animator. Any studio can get good animators on their production depending on the circumstances and staff involved. You people place way too much importance on studio names.
How do you feel about being in love with a character that's actually canonically mentally retarded?
>Woah there, although Natsume sounds a bit like a girl name, I've looked around, and there is no proof the the author is a girl.
the author is a girl.
Jesus Christ the autism on /a/ is brain numbing. No wonder there are so many axis cultists around.
>They don't, you're an idiot.
Don't get it
I never got the impression that Aqua sluts herself around. It's not as if she lacks for opportunity, but I'm struggling to think of a time where she ever even looked at another guy. She barely even pays attention to Mitsurugi and he's far more handsome than Kazuma.
The fact she didn't seem to know what he was doing, rustling at night, seems kinda innocent really. But then, they've gone both ways on that- considering how she brings it up.
Anyhow, I figured she was laughing at Megumin's joke. She gets a good look at Kazuma's cock after the hydra and makes no comment about it.
Something about this line made me wonder what kind of random conversations and stories the party talks about every day.
Avalon was the true and final resting place of Excalibur.
She's not calling herself Kazuma's sheathe, she's calling herself his destination.
Face it, Aqua's thought process is just so godlike that you are simply unable to comprehend her. A goddess has no need to worry herself over something as insignificant as a human penis!
It's might be less of her being innocent and more of her literally being unable to see a human in a sexual way.
In some previous thread someone mentioned that she may see humans the way we see animals.
Except she gets pissed off when Kazuma says he can't find her attractive at all (she was accusing him of wanting to attack her in he sleep, he says with her it'd be impossible)
So she clearly wants to be desired by Kazuma. Whether she desires him is a little ambiguous however, I've always thought she does, but it's not entirely clear.
Considering the way she acts, i wouldn't be surprised if she just wants him to desire her and not the other way around, since she's a goddess and thinks she deserves the attention.
So is Darkness actually the most shy of the group?
I wonder what happened to make her put on the masochist facade.
>I wonder what happened to make her put on the masochist facade.
Growing up in a noble family and always having to present yourself in an aristocratic and reserved manner. She would have turned into Diana if she did what she was taught. It's basically her way of rebelling.
>"I leave it to you, strongest wizard"
The second page is an artist's comment on how he loves their relationship, and while the "you are good the way you are" line is overused, cheap and annoying, when Kazuma said it it was the best, basically.
Sure, that's one interpretation, but the point is she values his affection and attention very highly.
And only his. She didn't care at all when Mitsurugi gave her a ring, but knowing Kazuma doesn't want to yobai her made her cry.
She clearly doesn't see him as some existence under her. At the very least she wants him to want her sexually. At the most, she wants him to approach her sexually.
She only cares about his attention because he doesn't give it to her by default. Literally goddess complex
She's gone both ways on it. She seemed pretty clueless about it in the dungeon. That she didn't know what he was doing and didn't look.
But she was teasing him about it earlier. So who knows. Maybe she thought he needed to pee?
She stands out when many of these girls are shit. Aqua is good and Darkness is often good or annoying, but Megumin is annoying 99% of the time and is a generic chuuni. All girls are cute though.
Yeah, he could have fallen for Aqua.
The thrid line Aqua ever said to Kazuma is "you can't have sex in heaven"
How accostumed to unnaturally pure anime girls do you have to be to even doubt that Aqua knew what he was doing? She just doesn't care because she is both 100k+ years old and dumb as a rock
Yunyun was best girl for me before Megumin started eliminating the competition. A girl willing to be honest with her feelings (to herself and the MC) and take proactive steps is what I like.
Same reason I liked Hinata over pink shit
I do always wonder why Kazuma never just invites Yunyun to join them. He knows the pain of being lonely, why not befriend her?
Doubly so for Darkness, she was miserable without friends, why not be nice to the lonely mage?
Only Eris comes to standard of Main Heroine for kazuma. She is beauty, honest, benevolent, not retard nor annoying, but of course when it comes for demon like Aqua she has no mercy, she literally A Goddess
>A girl willing to be honest with her feelings
That's what I like about her too. Also that out of the girls she's got at least the barest hint of intelligence and self-awareness. She knows the chuuni shtick is annoying and her character build is a liability that makes her feel useless sometimes.
But then it's worth it on the rare occasion a problem CAN be solved solely by explosions.
She does take it too far sometimes though, the hot springs demon lord fight was stupid as hell when she refused to go along with the plan because she wanted to be the one to beat it. Almost got them all killed.
And she's pretty cruel to Kazuma about him falling behind in levels, when the reason he's behind is that he's covering for the three of them.
>the rare occasion a problem CAN be solved solely by explosions.
There has only been a couple of times the problem couldn't be solved by explosions. Megumin has the highest Demon Army general AND Demon Army grunts kill toll in the world.
when kazuma intentianally does peverted things to her I think his furtune would be depleted and in the end he got devine punishment.
Eris's shortages besides her small chest is The Fact that She is A Goddess. Poor kazuma
The fact that both Aqua and Megumin have done the "La La La" makes it possible.
I wouldn't be surprised if someone makes that pun, Kazuma didn't hesitate to tell everyone her real name, after all.
Pretty much this, by the time of the Hydra battle he's realised they're more effective than a normal party. I think he stops seeing then as his problem children after that?
He even sees the value of Aqua's party tricks when they get him into bed with Dorkness.
Kazuma becomes a billionaire through his genius inventions, not by scouring some dank tomb for riches.
Plus Aqua is just as crap in Dungeons since she draws all the undead to her.
>"Hey it's me" scam
What would that be? Like suddenly out of nowhere your mom's cousin's third uncle twice removed shows up at your doorstep and asks for a loan?
He does. Kazuma party swaps with Dust and Dust's party realizes that Kazuma is a great support member and we see that he's actually really good when he doesn't have to focus on taking care of three retards. Dust learns how batshit insane Kazuma's party is.
It was the first part of volume 2 but DEEN skipped it.
always suspected aqua had an おちんちん.
In Glorious Nippon it's a lot easier to wire money to someone, so scammers will call old people and say "Hey, it's me."
The target will fill in the name of their grandson/whatever "oh, Keiichi? What do you need?"
Then the scammer tells them some story about why they need money (lost a briefcase full of cash for a client, whatever) and get it wired into their account.
t. Faglord fanfic reader who looked up the scam after seeing it mentioned by Aqua or whatever.
Neither was their awesome discussion about her not being in his strike zone.
Seriously though, it's based on fucking nothing. There's no proof of it anywhere and the initial case is absolutely bullshit.
Honestly it was probably more that they only had 10 episodes so they needed to cut corners to adapt 2 volumes.
Dust and co. don't really show up much ever or be important, besides Dust having a roll into the Darkness marriage incident iirc, so they probably figured it would be fine if they cut their introduction.
All the dungeon stuff and Vanir is volume 3. Also they meet Wiz in volume 1, DEEN skipped her introduction too iirc
does it look like that this man will settle with one girl?
99.9999% of men judge breasts by useless sacks of fat instead of how big the functional mammaries get during pregnancy and child rearing, even though breast fat is beard thickness tier in indicating literally anything
I wonder why armies of mages all with max explosion stats didn't become the dominant military strategy? It may be only one shot, but if you have a thousand Megumins you have the equivalent of a moderate nuclear arsenal in a medieval tech setting.
Sorry, i talk about kellee dungeon episode when they met lich kellee, not yet with vanrir in LN vol 2
Yeah, god forbid a relationship to naturally flourish instead of bullshiting "first girl" or whatever you wish to self insert with into victory in the last 30 pages of the story.
Yeah I went back and checked, Keele's dungeon was chapter 2 of volume 2.
I can see them skipping it in season 1 since it was just set up for something that wouldn't happen until season 2 and they didn't even know if there would be one. Since they skipped it before they had to do it now since it sets up into Vanir.
But support logistics is basically what organized militaries are for. Costly and dependent but powerful weapons are exactly the sort of thing that a government-sized force would be able to monopolize.
That is more of a problem.
She is not even on the race.
That's one example, of a novel called "My little sister can't be this cute", which only draw was relationship drama, written by an incest fetishist otaku.
They are nothing alike, what the fuck
Why is Aqua so incompetent? So useless.
Honestly, those cowtits are absolutely disgusting.
Even Megumin and Iris looks better.
>Winning anything EVER AGAIN
She won once with titty growth. She will never win again. Even when she became Yunyun of the Azure Lightning she lost in the end because she's too weird to accept her culture.
>Heavy coat, winter hat
>skirt barely passes the crotch
Why do women do this? The sheer stupidity of it kills any sex appeal it might have had.
Comfy winter outfits are attractive too you dumb cunts
That's not luck, her charisma is -1.
Where did this stupid plan to "kill the king" come from anyway? Did they not properly understand the quest description? The lizards were having a race to determine the king.
Races dont end in the middle of it
"Do you like what you see, Kazuma?"
This episode was so good holy shit. Thank you based DEEN.
They are called Lizard runners. They are not an aggressive mob they are only hazardous to travelers because they are running in the plains at high speed and could possibly crash to merchant caravans, the light novel detailed this well.
Now their plan was simple, they'll kill both the leaders from afar with a snipe and the mob would naturally disperse away from the unknown enemy, what happened was AGGUA acted dumbly again and agitated the entire mob by luring with a skill it to where the party was supposedly hiding. Fucking kek.
Crimson demons are strong. Megumin was capable of lifting Kazuma and a kotatsu.
You mean the guy who worships saggy tits? Well yeah episode 1 and 4 looks rather bad. But personally I think last week episode was the worst so far. No offense to Lalatina, the episode was just boring as shit. This episode has great animation and jokes, the VAs' acting is top notch (god bless the director), and the flow of the episode is just smooth. I'm not kidding, I'm really impressed by the adaptation and it exceeded all of my expectations.
Why are the names Megumin picks considered ridiculous in japanese?
I get the plan. Its simple and doable, even for low lvl shitters.
My problem is that they made their plan harder by adding an extra objective that doesnt exist(until the race ends).
I'll be honest, while I was not part of those who bitched, I was really skeptical about the adaptation. I thought it would be another meh adaptation, just like the others. It shows that if they actually try, they can do a good adaptation.
>The great strength of the Axis Cult is that it forces those who fear it to imitate it. Great liars are also Gods. The masses will fall more easily to an alternative fact than a fact. Indeed, if I tell a big alternative fact frequently, it will be believed. I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few. Pride goes before a fall.
Woah what the fuck did she mean by this?
I mean come on, Japanese or not. That sounds fuckin stupid.
they ran out of airing time for your standard baka ecchi ceremony including high impact violence against the poor boy and everyone freaking the fuck out so they had to settle for condescending smirk
>KO NO SU BA
goddammit you fucking newfag, you need to quit the internet.
>Insisting Caliburn actually had a named scabbard called Avalon
Oh, i'm sorry, I forgot that Authurian legend was a product of Japanese people.
Of course not, it's literally a meme at this point that only gullible retards who haven't read the LN believe, and the most retarded think Megumin having a tattoo (that every single mage of the village has) on her butt is proof of this somehow.
>ywn be marked as megumin's property.
What about the cat though?
Everything she picks they think sounds dumb.
Yea, Kazuma is probably too intelligent to ever fall for one of those...
>when Nep sees this anon's dick specifically
>being this absolutely anally devastated over your minuscule phallus
I guess. I was just hoping there was some detailed explanation of jap that made it clearer.
They use this sort of scam via phone in Poland to pose as grandchildren who need emergency money and then they "send" somebody else to get the money because they "can't" go themselves.
You can call trash a rose but it'll still smell like garbage.
You can call a rose filthy horse manure; but it will still be beautiful.
Crusader with masochistic tendencies and high DEF status that will probably rupture your dick if you try to penetrate her.
Below average INT water-based E̶x̶ goddess, that probably have celestial STDs and she's into water play.
Arch wizard specialize in explosion magic, that renders her completly immobile after single use, she's chuuni but fertile.
A cat is fine too.
I'm just gonna post this if anyone is interested.
>aqua, darkness and megumin isekaied to kazuma's world.
>aqua start axis cult
>darkness is OL
>megumin joins ISIS
>This post brought to you by Jisho.org
There is, I don't know why you're getting such bullshit replies, but essentially the names are wierd because they strange mixed up Japanese.
Megumin for example isn't a name, but it's close to Megumi which is, so it sounds stupid. It's like if your friend war l was Paulx rather than Paul.
Chomsuke is especially fucked up since -suke is a male name ending in the same way -ina is female for us. Think Daisuke, Sasuke, etc. Meanwhile Chom is nothing, it's just nothing, it's a strange wierd sound.
So it's like if your friend Paulz had a MALE cat named Glorbina.
That kinda stuff.
Oh wait, you're just being a tryhard faggot on the internet and likely don't actually speak Japanese, just like everyone else who complains about anime Japanese on /a/.
I am not the guy troll you .
I just want to know why not “紅魔族” translate into “Crimson mage clan ”or “Crimson mana clan”
>breaks down after getting kicked out of heaven
>breaks down after realising she really is a useless goddess, even when she tries to help
What will Aqua's next breakdown be?
Yes, I can tell you're not the other guy who's trying way too hard to pretend he reads moon. I told you which word is usually used for mage. Mazoku is usually used for demons and shit. Play some fantasy games and you'll pick up which words are used for what.
This angle do things to me.