Cat, Crab or Monkey, /a/?

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bat

>>153532796
Which one gets your dick hard, OP?

>>153532796
Snek

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>>153532796
Bee

Of just the three, probably Monkey. Crab some days, maybe.

Bat is the best in general though.

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>>153532796
M O N K E Y

monkey > crab >>> cat

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snek

>>153532796

Man all 3 look ugly in the picture.

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>>153532898
Confirmed.

Of those three? Monkey.

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>>153532796
Crab. She is the best fictional girl ever created. Ok, the best mortal fictional girl ever created.
Kissshot is the best immortal.

Monkey for undeage sex, crab for the occasional fuck, cat for marriage.

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Snail

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>>153533246

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>>153532796
monkey >= crab >>>>> literal trash >>>>> cat

>>153532796
If we are talking about fucking then it is Monkey, no contest.

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Formally asking permission to break the rules as well.

>>153532796
Cat = Monkey >>> Crab

Monkey on Crab while Cat watches

Actually I need only Crab's voice to cum.

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>>153532796
The one that can do weirdly arousing things like this.

>>153533371
Permission denied.

>>153533407
I can see that. Then you can pretend it's a better character.

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>>153533439
delet this

>>153533431
Liking women who demonstrate dignity and composure is neither new nor strange.

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>>153533439
There is no better female character than Crab in monogatari.

>>153533437
The problem is underspecified, but monkey then.

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Cat, but only after she got a haircut and dumped the glasses.

>>153533507
>i'm socially retarded so i insult people: the character
Please reevaluate your standards.

>>153533579
Please watch more than 1 episode.

>>153533561
This hair is so fucking disgusting
Cat is literally the only titty character who I have never cared for in an anime

>>153532796
The three worst girls. Touch choice.

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>>153533225
So then why didn't you choose kissshot?

>>153533590
But I have. That's why I know that she pales in comparison to most of the girls in the series. But yes, it was an oversimplification. She also lies to and cheats on her boyfriend, doesn't get angry when he cheats back, but does when he casually spends time with women.

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cat

>>153532796
Monkey > Bat > Crab >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cat = Snake

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>>153533637
It wasn't an option.

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>>153532796
Cat all day everyday
there once was a time when gahara had the best bantz with rararagi-san, but then they dumped her in favor of snail, so crabfags have literally no excuse

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>>153533695
Don't follow the rules. Follow your heart.

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>>153533653
> She also lies to and cheats on her boyfriend
Oh you
Fuck off

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cat

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>>153533656
BLACK was better.

>>153533756
Going behind your boyfriend's back with your ex is cheating. Sorry to disrupt your headcanon with facts.

crab is cute when she fears being NTR'd by cat

>>153533756
i dont know if just bait but what the hell do these morons always go off saying she cheated on him?

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>>153533739
Shinobu shouldn't try to make herself look like a portable victual.

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The most superior girl.

>>153533804
Let me guess, you're one of the people who say that crab was in the right for breaking up with Araragi because he gave housing to Sodachi.

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I would marry Cat in heartbeat and have a dozen children with her.

>>153532839
Literally the worst form.

>>153533793
The weak should fear the strong.

>>153532898
This guy knows.

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only the best

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>>153533855
Delete.

Crab
A monkey is fine too

monkey for anal

monkey's athletic body, sweaty armpits, feet and perverted mind

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>>153533882
Not even best sister.

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>>153533943
you can't be serious

>>153532796
Crab is the only correct choice, though Cat isn't bad.

>>153533431
>M-my brain is turning to mush!

>>153533561
Cat would have had the perfect design if she had kept the glasses after getting the haircut.

>>153533943
Idiots get auto-disqualified from being best anything. You have to be sentient to be seen as a woman.

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>>153533980
>>153534080
Karen is a cute, lovable tomboy while Tsukihi is a violent bitch. I think the superior choice is obvious.

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>>153533980
well everybody's entitled to their wrong opinions

Kiss-shot, duh

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>>153533804
I don't know. Just haters.
Kaiki doesn't give a fuck about Crab now.
Crab hates him and loves Araragi like crazy.
It should be obvious for anyone who read all the text cards in Koi and watch the show thoughtful.

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>>153534051
if we were born from the same mother we wouldn't be more brothers than we are now

>>153534109
Karen is plenty violent and has no brakes because she's an idiot. Tsukihi is better at banter, has womanly charm in spades, and is very caring for her friends and siblings even if she doesn't make a fanfare out of it every time.

>>153534180
But the event still springs to everyone's minds instantly whenever someone mentions her being unfaithful.

>>153532796
Bee AND bat.

>>153533943
>>153533882
which one is flicking their bean more often?

my guess is bee

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>>153534051
>>153534201
a man can dream.

>>153532796
>best body and personality
It's gotta be monkey.

>>153534109
Both of them are pretty violent, but Tsukihi probably doesn't know better. Getting injured means nothing to her because she'll instantly recover. She probably doesn't even get that it's not the same for other people

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I'll take all, please.

>>153534307
She was hot when she had long hair and let it down. She's been ugly ever since she got it cut and this stripe shit just makes it worse. Never before has a haircut done so much damage to a character design.

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>>153534301
After what happened in Nise, it's got to be Karen.

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>>153534274
She lied to Araragi in order to save him but she wasn't unfaithful.

Obviously monkey

>>153534363
That's just an excuse. She lied because she didn't have the courage to do the right thing and talk to Araragi.

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Birb

The harder question would be which hairstyle is her best. It's probably either Tsuki or Otori

>>153532796
Monkey/Bat/Crab > Everyone else.

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>>153534434
Watch the arc one more time. Or two times.
She explained herself very clear. She is not happy with lie but Araragi is her everything. And she'd do anything to save him.

>>153534438
every birb is best birb

>>153533507
>used goods

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>>153534742
> used by Araragi
More like blessed goods

>>153534568
Did you? Even Kaiki was calling her out on her bullshit. Araragi didn't need to be in the dark. He just needed to accept it. Crab was afraid of conflict with her boyfriend. That's why she lied.

>>153534817
you mean
>use by Kaiki

>>153534844
*used

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>>153534844
>kaiki fucked hitagi

>annoying, autistic mary sue who has the same arc 3 times and still doesn't develop
>2d simulation of 3dpd, complete with cowardice, lies, and neurotic behavior
>tomboy who is depressive but tries not to bother other people with it
Gee. I wonder what the choice is.

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>>153534893
>being this in denial

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I choose snail

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>>153535089
>being this retard

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>>153534820
> Crab was afraid of conflict with her boyfriend. That's why she lied.
Special for you

>>153535059
The first girl she has the best body. The other two can go get run over by a runaway truck.

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>>153535059
>2d simulation of 3dpd, complete with cowardice, lies, and neurotic behavior
Nobody in real life behaves like Crab, and aside from neurotic behavior, Crab doesn't behave like that either.

>>153535089
>/v/-tier reaction images

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>>153533630

Fuck off, Snake

You're not fooling anyone

Also:

>>153535128
Plenty of insecure high school girls act bitchy to cover it up.

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Truth

>>153535345
Delicious Gaen family genes

>>153535128
>Nobody in real life behaves like Crab, and aside from neurotic behavior, Crab doesn't behave like that either.

Oh boy, you haven't met one of my friends then. She is like an exact copy in personality.

>>153535425
> you haven't met one of my friends then. She is like an exact copy in personality.
Cool story

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Go ahead

Try and tell me you wouldn't

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>>153535474
I wou- Damn, I just can't say it.

>>153535474
I would, but I wouldn't take responsibility.

>>153532796
Monkey

>>153532796
Of these three, Cat is objectively best.

That said, >>153532839 also has the right idea.

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>>153533841
Maybe in a different series, but not in this one

>>153534568
>>153534363
>>153534180
You guys keep talking about Crab but keep posting Kiss-Shot. It's kinda consfusing

>>153536967
I love them both. Just like Araragi.

>>153532796
Is this supposed to be a Chinese restaurant?

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>>153534166
Good taste

>>153537128
How does she smell? Araragi never described it.

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>>153537268
He keeps it secret

>>153537338
But he told us about the taste of her blood.

>>153537485
If I remember correctly her just said that it was the best thing he ever tasted.

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Body:
Oddity Cat > long-haired Crab > long-haired Cat > short-haired Cat > Monkey > short-haired Crab > shit >>>>>>>>> short-haired, black and white Cat

Personality:
Crab > Monkey > Oddity Cat > Cat

Overall
Crab > Monkey > Cat

>>153537595
Right.
I hope Shinobumonogatari will explain what happened with her curse.

>>153532796
Cat is my love.

>>153532898
my nigga

as always: whichever one doesn't want to fuck the MC

>>153538350
So none of them?

Crab for sex, Cat for marrying and Money a bro.

>>153534352
pls she was only ever hot when her hair was completely white

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>>153537121

>>153537268
Like fresh chocolate donuts, womanly pheromones, and whatever she decides to will into being.

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cat and crab are for shower fun

>>153537638
god tier taste anon

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>>153532796

Only one girl for me.

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>>153532796
Cat.

>>153532796
Either of those three.
If I had to choose, I'd just flip a bunch of coins. They're all wonderful.

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>>153532796
kaiki

>>153542026
araragi-chan a cute

Orange Mint > Kaerimichi > Decent Black > Ambivalent World > irrelevant

>inb4 Platinum & Circulation plebs

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>>153542859

>>153542915
http://openings.moe/?video=Opening6-MonogatariSeriesSecondSeason > all

FAT

>>153543195
but the shitty karaoke is what makes it a best

>>153533853
they actually kissed in kizu 3 ?

>>153543614

Imagination.

>>153534844
>double blessed by second best vampire and best girl
>bad

Snake>Bat>Dark>Snail>Bee>Monkey>Math>Bird>Cat>Crab>Doll

>>153537227
>those fingers

>>153542026
why are ougi fags always so late?

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>>153543879

I woke up late this morning.

>>153543668
always

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>>153542026
>girl

>>153544246
>monkeys can't tell the difference between woman and male humans
like pottery

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>>153544246

Ougi Oshino is Ougi Oshino.

>>153542160
the way they draw her in kizo is unfair to other heroines. entire monogatari series HD when?

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>>153532796
It's always gonna be Hanekawa

>>153544661
Only cat deserves the love. Director has good taste.

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monkey every time

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>>153545668
how could you not

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Live thread

>>153547014
Ougi knows.

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>>153532796
Monkey really grew on me, she's great.

Bat is my real choice.

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>>153548545

She doesn't know anything, Araragi's the one who knows

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Bee

am i the only rouka fag?

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Crab on Monkey

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>>153532796
Cat > Monkey > literally any and every other Monogatari character >>>>>>>>> Crab

>>153549655
Its like going to a michelin star restaurant and ordering a bowl of stale oatmeal.
Kill yourself my man.

>>153549887
lol

>>153549762
Terrible taste.

the question isn't which one will i pick but which one will i pick first

>>153549753

>Crab wearing Monkey's clothes while using her naked body as a chair

I didn't know I needed this but I do

>>153543812
T H I C C

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Monkey butt

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>>153550641

Kitty titties

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>>153550695
money bod

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Is ponytail monkey best monkey?

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>>153550756

Spooky sleeves

>>153535059
>>153535286
What exactly is it about Gahara that people find 3DPD/realistic? I'm not seeing it. How the hell could someone argue that her scene at the beginning of Nise, or her contacting Kaiki at all in SS, or the bootleg Ross & Rachel schtick they've got going on in Musubi were "realistic"? Not talking about whether you like or dislike her as a character either so don't go into that shit

>>153550756
>skinny build with weirdly swollen tits
Does Kaiki take hormones? How much does he charge when he sells himself for cash?

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>>153551341
i want to say kaiki wouldn't sell himself out but then i remember this

>>153551015
They all have the same ass so it's all the same to me.

>>153549655
I was hoping that Araragi would like meet her in the arc where he got to the afterlife with Mayoi.

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>>153537638
correct

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>>153551100

Crab panties

Monkey anal!

>>153551225
I think they mean realistic as in "im too much of a chicken to man up and actually directly confront my lover" when doing so is what should be done eventually.

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>>153551656

Brute belly

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Pretty sure the latest chapter of Ougi Dark objectively proved who best girl is.

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>>153551961

Latest chapter just enforced it.

>>153551722
I want to go shopping with Kagenui and Gaen

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>>153552063

All the specialists are too fashionable for me.

>>153551961
I hope Tarable translates Koyomi Reverse too after he's done with Ougi Dark, I know that he wants to skip ahead to Suruga Bonehead because of Ougi but Koyomi Reverse is relevant to Ougi too

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>>153552151

I love the fact the man is giving Ougi the love she deserves and I hope he does both. I would rather Zoku be done first as well but I am happy either way.

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So is this just a standing offer or what

Snail > everyone else

>>153552287
>>Kanbaru saying how she was getting concerned over how close Koyomi & Karen were getting back in Hana
>couple years later the two are living alone together for an extended period of time
There's no way they didn't get carried away and fuck atleast once.

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>>153552412
he's too pure of an onii-chan to do anything like that

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>>153552412

The only way they didn't is if Bird and Bee keep getting in each other's way

>>153552513

I can think of at least one time he absolutely would have been balls-deep in one of them if the other hadn't stopped it

>>153552588
This >>153550498 scene?

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Dark

>>153552394
Gentleman and a scholar right there.

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>>153552860

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Occult Research Club story fucking when?

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>>153552924

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>>153552956
nisio better fucking deliver

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>>153553046

Always love seeing pictures I don't have saved.

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>>153553080
They deserve more screen-time, especially Kagenui. Dat Kansai ben is pure sex.

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>>153553162
you know it anon

>>153533855
Literally the worst taste

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What did she mean by this?

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I love cat.

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>>153553311

>>153553311
she's into anal fisting

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Nobuemon

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>>153553364
Movie cat was pretty good. Excellent use of budget.

>>153551341
>frail ass skinny build with barely any musculature
>Calls bird chest swollen tits

You're fucking retarded m8. Kaiki would get all the pussy he wanted anyway because of his personality and the size of his wallet

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>>153553417

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>>153553498

>>153552588

Bird goes to live abroad or something, so yeah Karen won the oniichan bowl.

I always thought snake was worst girl and figured that nadeko medusa would confirm it. but after watching it and hitagi end I like her a lot more.

so snake isn't worst girl anymore. I don't know how to cope with this

>>153553710
Nadeko was cardboard cutout shit in Bake. It's Medusa and End that actually made her into a character.

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>>153553710

Nadeko Snake had 0 development for her, it just happened to have her in it. Medusa and End were about her true character and her development, so it really brought her into her own.

>>153533789
No, it's not my dude. It's shady, but it's not cheating. Feeling up girls and almost fucking YOUR SISTER WID A TOOTHBRUSH is cheating tho

>>153553710
You'll find a new worst girl after the rest of the novels are animated.

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>>153553783
>Shit character who's only trait is being cute
>Nisio actually uses this as a major plot point during her arc and develops her into a full character
Good shit.

>>153553921
I haven't thought about my girl order since my revelation, and because I'm still watching what's been animated
>>153553783
>>153553859
>>153553950
is all the snake hate really just from people who are judging her bake character?

>>153553970
No, the Snake hate is mostly from betrayed, butthurt moefags and people who hate her for trying to murder everyone.

>>153553970
>is all the snake hate really just from people who are judging her bake character?
I still don't like her that much after Nadeko Medusa/Hitagi End. She deluded herself and turned into a Snake God over the smallest shit ever and got coddled the fuck out of it in the end.

HanaKana's voice acting in that classroom scene was good though.

>>153553970
Her character was really vapid before Medusa son. Her incident told us absolutely nothing about her. She was barely a character

>>153553970
>her Bake character
As far as I can tell the only people who like her in SS are the people who think that the characters in this series are realistic somehow

>>153554079
Reread the post. That's his point.

>>153554116

>As far as I can tell the only people who like her in SS are the people who think that the characters in this series are realistic somehow

I was about to post how I thought her personality in SS was realistic but I was called out before it happened.

>>153553921
>You'll find a new worst girl after the rest of the novels are animated.
Wait, what? Who?

I would be fine with any of the Gataris. There's not a single one I would be totally opposed to.
The first one to show attraction to you is the one you should pursue.
And so if I ever ended up in Ararararagi's shoes, I would still die a lonely, miserable virgin.

>>153554037
yea I didn't like that second part, but the other stuff makes up for it
>>153554068
people were either too soft on her or too hard on her, what she really needed was to be hard on herself.

>classroom scene
hell yea that was amazing

>>153554191

>The first one to show attraction to you is the one you should pursue.

I'm fucked.

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>>153554181
I think they may be talking about Math. They better not be talking about Math.

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>>153554244
Math only gets better through the rest of the novels though. And if it was math he would say something like after you watch the rest of the already animated series.

>>153554244
>>153554317
Maybe he's talking about Hitagi in Musubi? Though it's really just more of the same shit she's already pulled, so if someone didn't care before I don't think they would care now.

>>153532796
why was kizu so bad bros?

>>153554370
She did nothing wrong in Musubi.

>>153554370
Every character conclusion in musubi can be spinned as runing the girl, but you'd need to already not think highly of her before, like also commie cat or casino dancer bird

>>153554430
Uh huh.

>>153554471
I personally don't think either of those things equate to pitching a fit about someone letting a homeless girl stay in their parents' house on a scale of shittiness, but whatever.

>>153554471
>Every character conclusion in musubi can be spinned as runing the girl
What's wrong with what Kanbaru or Sodachi are doing? Nadeko's doing what everyone assumed she'd be doing too

>>153554244

Since he said not animated I assume any of the new characters in Musubi or Deathtopia.

>>153554515
Araragi lied to her. He didn't tell her about Sodachi because he is a retard.
> By my standards, lending an eave(1) to a childhood friend—whom I didn’t at all think of as the opposite sex—was just barely safe, but by Hitagi’s standards it seemed it was completely out of the question.
> Well, in this case I was in the wrong. I was absolutely awful. It was the worst thing I did in all my teenage years.

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>>153554814

>Araragi is a retard

This summarizes his life completely.

>>153554430
Yep, it's fine when Gahara lies and keeps things from Koyomi
but Koyomi's the worst guy in the world when he lies and keeps things from Gahara

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>>153554814
>implying crab never kept things from cuckaragi either

>>153554181
>>153554244
Not really, I meant more that he'll consider another girl as "worst girl" as he goes along, whichever one it is.

Or I guess I should phrase it like this; he will eventually have a girl that he considers worse than the others so she'll be his worst girl.

>>153554857
You realise that Kaiki only solved the Nadeko issue due to making similar mistakes Koyomi was making towards Nadeko that he made towards Senjou years before? Post Sodachi instead or something for your point, not the character who is functionally "Koyomi if he failed at everything in life"

>>153554939
> lie in order to save life
> lie because you are an idiot
She lied because she loves him.
He lied because he doesn't understand how relationship works.

>>153555022
after a cursory thought I think it's monkey, but she has an arc next so it might change

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>>153555003
Read the fucking text cards

>>153555088
He lied to shelter a homeless person that his parents know and told him to do so.

>>153555054
Except there was no real need to lie about asking for Kaiki's help as he said here.
>>153535114
That is, unless Crab has other reasons for calling Kaiki...

>>153555180
Tell Hitagi first and there will be no problems. Discuss it with her.

>>153555088
>She lied because she loves him.
She lied because she had no faith in what he was doing
even though he's done the same thing all series
even though he did the exact same thing at the beginning of the series when he helped her in the first place and it's why she fell for him in the first place, she says exactly this when explaining why she can't directly berate Araragi even

It's a shitty relationship on both ends.

>>153555249

Araragi wasn't accomplishing anything but going to the temple and getting fucked up and he tried absolutely nothing to change up his plans.

>>153554787
Sodachi had some seemingly self-destructive choices like rebuying her abuse house, and also the fact that she threatened to kill herself. She became an awesome tsunbro though.

Nadeko is really doing what we expected, even better considering she published 3 manga already even if flops.

Kanbaru had a pretty perfect ending, though surprising that she is smart enough to get into medical school.

>>153555249
Yeah this post right here >>153535114 shows that Crab either doesn't really trusts Araragi that much... or maybe herself.

>>153555334

Kanbaru is asian, of course she graduated from med school.

>>153555334
You don't need to be an MD for sports medicine. She is doing well for herself though.

>>153555334
I actually felt kind of sad about Kanbaru. I think she'll be happy in her field, but I had hoped she would be successful in basketball, considering how much she loved it.

>>153555303
>Araragi wasn't accomplishing anything but going to the temple and getting fucked up and he tried absolutely nothing to change up his plans.
Like I said, he does the same thing all series. She can't argue shit when it's because of this stuff that she fell for him in the first place, end of story.

Not that you can hold this against Gahara but Tadatsuru confirms in Mayoi Hell that Araragi would've just straight up overpowered Nadeko eventually (since Ougi was trying to speed up his vampirization and all, and the only negative effect this'd actually have is speeding up the events of the story really)

>>153555249
She saved their lives. She did nothing to feel guilty about.
>>153555335
This post shows that Hitagi doesn't want to bargain with Araragi.

>>153555449

Ougi did mention she wanted everything to culminate before graduation, so that is her excuse for speeding it up.

>>153555449
>but Tadatsuru confirms in Mayoi Hell that Araragi would've just straight up overpowered Nadeko eventually
He didn't say this at all. There's no indication that a full vampire Araragi could overpower Nadeko.

>>153555334
Sodachi's got a stable job and living, compared to before she's at an all time high in her life.

With Kanbaru, she's just a fitness doctor. Sports Science isn't the same shit as Neuroscience or whatever. Also she had something that inspired her to do it, she didn't just decide to start being studious.

>>153555465
She was diverting the topic that Kaiki was trying to talk about: Why doesn't she just tell Araragi that she asked for his help?

This is so that he doesn't have to keep being careful in moving about the town since there's a chance Araragi would see him then try to get him out of the town or ruin his plans.

>>153555497
Mayoi Hell 10, Tadatsuru says this in regards to Hachikuji saying to Araragi that he could've saved Nadeko eventually
>“I concur with her opinion in regards to that, Araragi-kun. In fact, I’m sure that’s what the ‘enemy’ would have preferred to happen—not so much the part about saving Nadeko Sengoku, but the bit about taking more time. You could say that it’s precisely because Kaiki interfered and threw the plan off course that the ball ended up in my court. Originally, I believe you were meant to continue fighting Nadeko Sengoku for a longer period of time. You were meant to continue turning yourself into a vampire in your attempts to save her. My entry into the fray was insurance for Oshino, but it was likely insurance for the enemy, as well,” says Tadatsuru from beside me.

>>153555572

Araragi is a bonehead and would do everything in his power to get Kaiki out of town, regardless if Kaiki is helping or not.

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>>153555508
A stable job as a public servant and accountant, not as a glorious pure mathematician, a job with actual soul even if no money. How is she going to become the new coming of Euler as an accountant?

>>153555697

Never mentions beating Nadeko, just constantly fighting her.

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>>153555572
> Why doesn't she just tell Araragi that she asked for his help?
Araragi hates Kaiki. He would never let him complete the job. That is what she doesn't tell.
Araragi also thinks that Kaiki was her first crush.

>>153555708
Would he really, though? I always got the impression that Hitagi exaggerated how badly Araragi would react because she felt guilty that she used to have a crush on Kaiki. He sure doesn't like Kaiki, but I don't think he would've flipped the kind of shit she was implying. The situation was just uncomfortable for her so she didn't want to run it by him.

>>153555804

He has Ononoki help him scour the entire town just to make sure Kaiki left. I think he really hates Kaiki.

>>153555756
>“In the end, that con artist may have been the one to save Sengoku-san, but if he hadn’t gotten involved, perhaps it would have taken a bit longer, but you could have saved her in the end. I believe that.”
They're talking about his vampire powers getting stronger, the two fighting and Araragi eventually "saving" her, what else would they be referring to but Nadeko being defeated?

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>>153555739
Can a mathanon tell us if the math in this pic is legit?

>>153555804
Ever since he tried to get Tsukihi killed he doesn't tolerate his presence, yeah. Before then he didn't like the guy but was open to talking with the guy atleast, an episode of Koyomimonogatari covered that much.

>>153555873
Hachikuji said that, not Tadatsuru. She has no basis for saying that, she's just advocating for him because Team Araragi.

Also, she probably means that he could've reached out to her heart somehow, not physically beat her. I highly doubt anyone but Kiss-Shot could compete with a literal god.

>>153555909
They're just strings of formulas, all the functions and symbols are legit but whether or not they mean anything is a mystery.

>>153555842
That's not what happened at all. Koyomi had no idea what was going on, and Ononoki escorted him around town so he and Kaiki wouldn't accidentally run into each other.

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>>153555909
Yes, it's an introduction to the fourier transform, which is an application of complex exponential and basic calculus very commonly used in engineering and computer science.

>>153555449

So why did Ougi want him to be more of a vampire? To push away his friends by being one?

>>153533882
I want to give her a good licking~

> all these faggots choosing monkey or crab over cat
How does it feel to like irrelevant characters and be a homosexual?

>>153556130
Probably to force him to suffer the consequences of relying on his immortality all the time. He wouldn't exactly be happy being a full vampire.

>>153532796
monkey of course

>>153556130
Maybe deep down Araragi does still like being an overpowered being.

>>153555959
I know Hachikuji said that, I quoted that bit because you were saying that they weren't talking about Araragi beating Nadeko even though they were. Tadatsuru's response to what Hachikuji said was what I posted before that.

>I highly doubt anyone but Kiss-Shot could compete with a literal god.
Meme suplexes a crab god in the second episode. Gods aren't "gods" in this context, Shrine Goddess Nadeko was just another oddity.

>>153556182
Go away Shinbo

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Come on guys. Hitagi loves Araragi as much as Kissshot does.
Hitagi was mad at him when he lied about another woman. It's normal.
Kissshot was stupid and emotional in Shinobu Mail and didn't want to talk with Seishirou. She put Araragi's life in danger.

>>153556407
Those aren't really comparable situations. In Shinobu Mail Araragi was the one who took the initiative to risk his life and show Shinobu that he cared, which was necessary partially because he was, and still is, being a purposefully dense faggot about her.

A more comparable situation was her deception in Kizu and Araragi was, rightfully, pissed about that.

>>153556407
I'm not even a Batfag, but Shinobu is hundreds of times a better person than Hitagi.

>>153556815
Why do you think so? Hitagi is a very good person.

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cat needs milking

>>153533431
The wrong eye is twitching.

>>153556965
Hitagi is basically a normal good but slightly selfish person, while some other characters are almost saints who would sacrifice themselves for people they barely know without hesitating.

>>153556965
By what standards? She only gives a shit about three people and treats everyone else like dirt. Just because she loves Araragi doesn't magically make her a good person.

>>153553080
Puppet guy definitely needs more development. Introducing a new specialist and killing him before he gets to do or say ANYTHING of note was complete horseshit.

>>153557127
> She only gives a shit about three people
Her father
Araragi and his family
Kanbaru
Hanekawa
> treats everyone else like dirt
Bullshit. It's just not true at all.

>>153557284

Wait until Owari 2 starts

>>153557284
Read Mayoi Hell.

>>153557313
Funny you mentioned Kanbaru when Kanbaru is one of the people she treats like absolute garbage. Never even apologized for the shit she put her through and proceeded to use her to play mindgames with Koyomi as soon as they made up.

>>153556407
>>153556695
Shinobu Mail was Araragi's own fault. Araragi was extremely insecure when it came to Seishiro and Shinobu, who is directly affected by Araragi's emotional state, was influenced as a result.

>>153557313
She apparently isn't making contact with Kanbaru anymore in Musubi.

>>153557313
She's neglected Kanbaru and barely keeps contact with her.

>>153557392
Just like Araragi.

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>>153557479

Araragi never changes.

>>153557440
But it was a reply for the persons Hitagi cares about, not Araragi. She didn't even make an effort to maintain her relationship with Kanbaru.

>>153554244
MATH IS SHIT

>>153557652
Kanbaru didn't make an effort too. It doesn't make them bad.

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>>153557760
I give you 0/10 for that level of banter.

>>153557791
Hitagi has never done anything for Kanbaru period, though. You can't claim that Hitagi is loving towards Kanbaru when all she's ever done is say "oh yeah, Kanbaru is important to me" but we've literally never seen anything to back it up.

Granted, that's partly because Nisio never shows them interacting, but she's made some pretty shitty comments about Kanbaru in the commentary tracks, so I'm not going to give her the benefit of the doubt.

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>>153557313
Lol hitagi doesn't give a shit about monkey or Araragi's family.

>>153557958
She cares about Kanbaru enough to trust her.

>>153558370
What has Hitagi ever trusted Kanbaru with?

>>153558370
You mean trust her enough that she would repel Araragi when she let them go together during Nadeko Snake? Yeah that sure turned out well...

>>153558402
Araragi. Her most precious thing.

>>153558442
You sound like a fucking faggot from reddit asshole. It seems I was right that crab attracts the worst kind of scum

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You are locked in the gym storage shed and see this

What do you do?

>>153555334

I untie her and help her dress, after which she'll make light of it and witty observations, then we'll become friends and become monsters and I will snub her in favor of some other monster ice queen bitch I saved.

>>153558442
Her rationale behind sending Araragi and Kanbaru off together was actually pretty fucked up.

>>153555787
>Araragi also thinks that Kaiki was her first crush.

Good thing he doesn't know Kaiki was her first fuck.

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>>153558518
Cover my eyes and stumble towards her to untie her. While doing that I accidentally grab a breast and apologize profusely.

>>153558624
> Her rationale
Hanekawa's speculation.

>>153532796
I go bananas for Monkey.