>she sees your dick

>>153519471
How many dicks do you think Aqua has seen?

>>153519471
You mean your excalibur

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/a/ sings Konosuba ED 2 - Ouchi ni Kaeritai

Instructions:
-Record the FULL song with headphones (No instrumental tracks)
-Send your submission to [email protected]
-If you have any other questions, just send me an e-mail

Soundtrack + Instrumental Track : https://soundcloud.com/jason-ju/sets/ouchi-ni-karitai-konosuba-2-ed
Printable Lyrics: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9QYQyojB5yiQUd6akRjYjNER00/view?usp=sharing
Alternative Lyrics Source: http://www.lyrical-nonsense.com/lyrics/konosuba-kono-subarashii-sekai-ni-shukufuku-wo-2-theme-songs/ouchi-ni-kaeritai-wanna-go-home/
MP3 Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9QYQyojB5yidTJqclJsNV90b28/view?usp=sharing
FLAC Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9QYQyojB5yiSkFtdHF1YzN1X00/view?usp=sharing

And if you missed the first /a/ Sings Konosuba:
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/jason-ju/a-sings-konosuba-ed-chiisana-boukensha
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJzEscb4Pcw

Deadline is whenever the last episode airs.

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>>153519471

>>153520758
All of them.

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>>153519471
Reminder that flacid dick size is irrelevant.

>>153520758
People die and arrive in the afterlife in all sorts of situations. If Kazuma showed up in the tracksuit he was wearing at the time, she must have seen her share of stark naked drunk dudes

>>153523873
Sure thing white boy.

>>153523909
I'm pretty sure there was a study that smaller flaccid penises get larger when erect.

>>153524285
Not exactly.
It's more like, if your flacid penis is long you're a shower and that's about as big as it gets. If your flacid penis is small it means you're a grower and the possibilites are endless.

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>>153524366
t. buttblasted micropenis

This thread again? What the fuck man.

>>153523873
>implying he's flacid

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>>153524372
>>153524285
>>153523873
Im big when flacid and even bigger when hard. Erect penises get bigger regardless of size because, at the end of the day, it's just blood pumping in your dick. Being bigger don't stop blood from flowing in, you'll get bigger and harder any way.

This "grower/shower" shit is like the japanese "we're small but harder !", it's a myth so that people insecure about their size can consolate themselves (in the wrong way). Like how people claim that "being big is useless anyway ! vaginas are only 4" deep !" completely forgetting that vaginas are also elastic and can get 50% bigger with sexual excitation.

Pic related, it's the face your waifu will never make when you put your impotent noodle dick inside of her.

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>>153519471

Peanut butter Edward?

>>153525161
>As of 2015, a systematic review of the best research to date on the topic has concluded that the mean length of an erect human penis is approximately 13.12 ± 1.66 cm (5.17 ± 0.65 in).[1] Flaccid penis length is generally a poor predictor of erect length.

doi:10.1111/bju.13010

>>153525161
Guy with a 6 inch softy and a 9+ inch long erection here.

Women can't oft take a large size with out tons of foreplay. Even then some simply can't and I'm forced to shallow fuck her and will never go balls deep in her.
Unless she's a masochist and wants it no matter what, is into anal or has a bottomless throat.

Most women on this board will be happy with anything in the 5-7 inch range with many not being able to take 7 full inches comfortably.

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>>153525222
YAMERO!!!

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>>153523873
>>>153519471 (OP)
>Reminder that flacid dick size is irrelevant.

Reminder that girth is THE important.

>>153525246
>Limitations: relatively few erect measurements were conducted in a clinical setting and the greatest variability between studies was seen with flaccid stretched length.
And yet the penises that have erect data still show an average of a 50% increase that's pretty consistent for the exception of a turkish guy with a close to 100% increase in lenght, your data is unreliable and even if it was reliable it would only further prove my point : big guys get bigger, small guys get bigger, that's how erections works. Smaller dicks don't get bigger erections.

>>153525277
Yeah there is definitely an upper limit, I would also say that indeed anything about 7 inches would be overkill.

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>>153525666
*above
fuck me

Deja vu

>>153525740
I've just been in this place before

>>153520758
Billions.

>>153520758

She is a goddess that watches over the world so countless, I'm sure a few of her worshipers venerate her through masturbation as well.

I want to read Konosuba.

What's this PDF I've been hearing about?

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>>153519471
Bitch still not impressed.

>>153522540

Reminder to reject any submissions by females. They ruin everything.

>>153525277
>Most women on this board
>implying there's any woman on this board

>>153520758
>Implying the dumb bitch is smart enough to know what a dick is.

>>153525161
I guess I'm an anomaly then with a 1 inch flaccid 6 inch hard penis. Just because you aren't a grower doesn't mean they don't exist

>>153523873
#dicktriggered

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>tfw megumin will never write lewd things on your pubes

POST LALATINA

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>>153533032
>excalibur
>avalon

megumin confirmed biggest slut

>>153519471
I KNEW /a/ would pick up on that!

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